1!)0 RUPTURE AVMETIG ELAMTro , 'w.4 lltlnaHMpiN HimI ll no. I tad Nani for ulf-tBwumiak mm fUmplo UiiIumU BlMll Tru 14 iMtintfaio Bk. Ba VruMUoo, OtJ. WTruM llUsj Union Pacific System I STEAM8HIP8. Portland to Sao Franelaeo, Leaving Itaamihip Wharf, Portland, at 10 p. m., at follows t Orafon Columbia BUI. Oregon Colnmbia. BtaU. Oregon Colombia, Batardar WedoMdar Bandar Thureday Monday Friday Tufleday Saturday I. I'M?. Kaatllriil Not. 1 " I " 9 " II " 17 " 91 " JS " ai Banana moat ba oheoked althar at Aih Itraet during Hit day, or by the UC. A B. T, Co, No unchecked bafiat will ba m oairad on tha iteamere. PORTLAND TICKET OFFICI, Flan and UaiBtii, GEO. a TAYLOR, City Ticket Agent G.B.M ELLEN, T.W.LEE, Uen'ITrainoMgr. Qan'l Paee. Aft Ban Franelaeo to Portland, Laaring Bpaar Btraat Wharf. Ban Franoia oo, at II) a. m., aa follow. : But. Tueeday Not, 4 Oregon Saturday " 8 Columbia Wedneaday " 12 Dial Sunday " 111 Oregon Thandar " an Columbia. Monday ' 24 Hut Friday " 88 Oregon Tuewday Deo. 9 Tha Company reoonrae tha right to change Bteamere or aailing daye. BATK8 OF PABBAOK, Inclodinf maala and bertha. Cabin. . flS.in. Steerage, . S.OO Bound Trip, unlimited, - faaiM No freight will ba received on morning of aailing, eicept fruit and vagetablea, and thaw will not be taken attar II a. m. OPF1CEB, BAN FRANCISCO! GnnuL Ornoa, No, 10 Mamit Bntrr. Tioirr Omoaa, 1 & 114 Moktoomibi Bt., and I Uontoohui At, W. H. HUHLBUHT, Ant Qan'l Pue. Agt Ooodall, Parkisa Co., Bupt. From Terminal or Interior Polnta the It the line to lake to ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH. II la tha DINiNO CAR Ron. It raneTHKOUUH VKMTIHCLI TRAINN KVKKV DAY IN TH VKAH to St Paul and Chicago ! NO CHANGE OF CAHB Oompoeed of DININO CAM I'niur paiaed. PULLMAN Drawing Room ILEKP KHm of Lataat Ku.ulpu.ieuL TOI'HINT II.KKPINO CAR, Heel that oan be onaitnioud and In whloh ecoiinimodationl are FRKN tit holdere of Firet or Beoond Claat Ticket!, and KLIOAMT DAY COACH M, i CONTINUOUS IlNK connecting with ALL LINKS, affording DIUElTand UNINTERRUPTED BERVICK. Pullman Sleeper Heearvallone can ba ee oured in advance Ihnmgh any egeut of the road, THUGHTIClTSX tea, hngUmi anil kuroie can be purahaaad at any Ticket OtHoe of Una Company, IV Full information ennomlng rate, time of traina, rout and other detail! fur niahed on applioetion to any agent or A. D, CHARLTON, AwUtant Oenaral Pimngit Agent, No. Ill Firet Btreet, I p,., . Our. Waehiugton, rorUai d, Oregon. Northern Pacinc Rv. WEST It very often bsppen that the man who tells you he hasn't a dollar to his name bag great many of them in hi wife'i name. Alchiion Globe. A MANAGING HUSBAND. Old FaiKND-rYour plan 1b a most excellent one; but do yon think your wife will agree to it? Mabbikd Man Oh, yea. I'll tell her some one else suggested it, and I'll call it an idiotic idea.-Mic York Weeily. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Citjzkn Yes, I have an umbrella that needs mending; bnt if I let you have it, how am I to know that you will bring it back? Umhhixu Mender Haf no fear. I always aharge more for mending dan I could sell tee umbrella for. New York Weekly. Jones Where is Brown, Miss Smith? Tin Beautiful Miss Smith Oh, he has gone home, I believe. Jon Indeed! Why was that? Tin B. Miss S. Oh, because I would'nt walk with him. So ridic ulous I I couldn't walk with a man covered with tar. Jones Of course not. How did he get into that mess. The B. Miss 8. Climbing some palings to pick me a flower I fan cied. Jcilr, EAST AND SOUTH TIA Southern Pacific Route. SHASTA LINE Xipreai Traina leare Portland dally. LIATI AlalTI Portland. JlflO p. m. I Ban Fran. ..7:41 a. m. Ban Fren...im) p. m. I Portland ... a. m. Above train! itop only at the following atationa north of Hoenburg: Kut Portland, Oregon City, Womlburn, Halem, Albany, Tangmit.MliNlila, Haleey, flarruburg, Juno tion City, Irving, Eugene. Roaaburg Mail, Dally. UATI alim Portland....lfl) a. m. I Rhurg. 00p,in. Hoenburg. U) a-m. Portland... 4. Ul p. m. Albany Loeal, Dally (Rioept Sunday) LIATg AUita Portland,-.!:!!.) p. m. I Albany Urti p. m Albany Jul a. m. I Portlaud..ul a. m. PULLMAN llVrrRT RLKKPKR8, Tonriit Bleeping Can for tha aooommo. datum of atoond olaai paaaangera attached to aipraai traina. West Side Dir.-Bel Portl&nd ud Corrallis. Mall Train Dally, (Raoept Suaday). LtATi luiri Portland... 1-jo a, m. I Corvallu.lMO p. m. Corvaliia..UU p. m. I Portland. IM p. m. At Albany a.id t VrralUe ounnaot with the Oregon I'aoiOo H. H. Rapraaa Trala Dally (Rioept Sunday) uuvi aaaivt Portland. ti p. m. I MoMville..7 n. m. MoHville ,.l.t a. m. I Portland ..I JO a! in. Tanorai TtratTt to all point! eaet and eouih. Union Ticket Offlre, No. IS4 FlntSU, Comer Alder. B. lOinUR, K. p. HOHXR8, llanaaw. AieLI). F.A P, Agt, Depot, firth and I Street. Herbert Bradlev & Co 'rimi ,WJ w W Ul 73 Front St., PORTLAND, OR. SHORE. A CLEVER MAID. "Ah, Rosalia," sighed her friend, "you don't know what you miss by not caring to dance." "Don't I?" replied the girl, "that's all right I've had five pro posals already this season while sit ting out dances in the conserva tory." Muntey'i. EVERY-DAY HISTORY. Winki.e-1 wonder what becomes of all the boys who leave the coun try and enter the great struggle of life in the' city. Kinklb They make big fortunes, and then lie back in their easy chairs and advise country boys to stick to the farm.-Mio lor Weekly. They sat together in the St. Louis barber shop. Said the first: " Did I tell you how it was I had such a miraculous escape from the train-robbers when I was on the ex press run to Chicago?" " No, you didn't. How was it?" " Well, the train-robbers entered the car, threw me down, robbed the safe ; and, when I recognized two of them, they dragged a towel around my neck, and attempted to strangle me but I had been shaved in this shop two or three times, and the at tempt was no go." Just then the barber, poked the lather brush in his mouth, and the conversation abruptly ceased. Light. THIS PAPER 'ffiyffi-fiS hnncj, Mindtt HerohAOU Eiohange, Han V racuoo, (kliforoit, whsre oootrtoti (or kdTartiuui oka be mad (or it TIIE PORTLAND, PORTLAND, ORKOON. A new hotel onntaining all modern lm- firovement!; every room lighted by eleotrio ty; light and airy; heated by iteam: open lira plaoea, bath en auite, and on every loor; elevaton. Oueita are entertained on either the Amerioan or Enropeen plan Tha BeiUaranl the Inert in the city, CUAB. K. LELAND, Uatuger. Change of Time and Falter Bervloe to Chleago, Faat train! over the Northwaetern Line, 0. Bt. P. M. A 0. Ry., now ran u follow! : Caicaov DatligM itrpreit-The only 14 hour daylight train between tha Twin Cit lee and Chicago, leave! Uinneapolii at 7.00 a. m.; Bt. Paul, 7.45 a. m. (dinner In dining oar) and arrive! In Chicago at 9.4ft p, m. Thil boor of arrival in Chicago givw con nection with mora night traini out of Chi cago to tha Eaet and South than traini of other linn. CAicaoo PntioulVd llrertrd, in 1114 hre., leavei Minnaapolii at .J0 p. m.: Bt Paul, 7.W p. m and arrivee in Milwaukee it 7,29 a. m.; Chioago, t.00 a m. Thii U the only oompletaveetibuled train between thaTwin Citlea and Chioago, and connect! with all Fut Line train! leaving Chioago in tha morning for the Eaat and South. Traini of Northern Pacitto railway connect m Minne apolta and Bt. Paul union depota with tha through traini over the Northweatern Line. If Uckete ean not be lecured from tha agant at your nation, over tha NorthwHU am Una, oall on or addreu W. H. HEAD, Oan. Aft, 4 Waihington Bt, Portland. Oregon. T.W.TEA8UALK, 0. P. A., Bt Paul. I PCUTC wanted. Liberal Salary Paid. AuLn O At home or to travel. Tem "u"uiihd free. P.O VICKJJBY, Augui. ta, Blaine. iinlv the deaf are not moted bv it n,M tone, only the blind are not oaptnred by ita elegance, only the envioui are without ez praeaiona of admiration. N. S. BKlNNEli, Portland, Or., Genl. Agt for Pacitio ooaat. For bualncai at the Portland Bualncai Col. lege, Portland, or at the Capital Buainrsi College, Salem. Both achooli are under the management of A. P. Armatrong, have amecourae of studies, aameratesof tuition. Business, Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanahlp, English Depart menta. Day and evening aeaaiona. 6tudeutl admitted any time. For Catalogue, addreu Fertland Bodaru Cellrgr.ATJCaaiUI Biiliiufllro, Portland, Oregon. 8alem, Oregon. THE NORTHWEST FIRE AND MARINE INSURANCE CO. Authorited Capital, $500,000. Director! D. D. Oliphant, J. Loewen berg, J. HoCraken, J. K. OUl, F. K. Arn old, 7. Engert, H, L. Pittook, F. M. War. ran. Omoere J. Loewenberg, preet; 1. MoCrakun. vi-'e preet; U. P. Earhart, aeoy. and mangr.; 7. II. Warren, tree.; E. Ev erett, aeet eecy. Buooeeaor in Oregon to Sonth Britiah and National Fire and Marine Ina. Coa. of New Zealand. OFFICE, 88 Waahington St. RIP! STRETCH ! TEAR! NO FIT! Theee an aome of tha troablea of many ladiaa with poor Kid Olovea. Wl an now ahowing tha lataat arrival! of th gen cine " ALEXANDBS " Kid Qlovea, whloh for mora than forty yean hare etood in tha load of Bnt olaai good. OLDS te KING, Portland, Oregon, J. K. GILL & CO. Wholeeale and Retail No. 73 Firet Bt, PORTLAND, OREGON. Maps of Oregon & Washington Reviled to Augmt, 1889. Prioe, K oenU each. Together, $1.38. Hailed to any addreaa. CALIFORNIA Positives ?ig m u vrLmmsm m CATARRH Blieumatism. Neuralgia, Conn, HIADAOHI, and ALL PAIN, Tai Oillfonla Foiltlvi and H.raUva ELECTRIC COUGH CUM OD&EB 00LDI, OBOUP, OOH8DMFTI0I, Sold bv ill DnnUi. luhlleiOoAII. Oraailnger Oo., Prop'a, Loa Ang.lM.0il.