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About The west shore. (Portland, Or.) 1875-1891 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 30, 1890)
41 Mma Lai ra Do you warrant these cornet? Ci.khk Viuglly. Er yon are not engaged, are you? Tern Haute Et preu, "Oh, mommer, moromer !" yell ed a little darkey, aa he aaw the mil itia on the way to camp, " wbat'a them, tojera? "Bojera, chile I" exclaimed the mother; "what yo talkin' 'bout? Pern haint aojera ; dem'a de diatrick malaria." Waihington Star. BAKU FROM HARM. Bknkvount Man You need help again, Uncle Kbony? Well, here'a a dollar. I preeume you And It dif ficult to keep the wol( from the door. I'nci.i Eiiony I aint '(raid o' no wolvea,aah. I keep to' doge. Quod Nor,. Vllia.lJrJjrXFtoi-e immx HtWMmHsroHot.iit.r.srt If.. T At MOM MUo lUTtlMN, H Mmm, ft V. 1J. 'P" ft H. ft i WAinntM, itwii nsmi) ti ft. p. : team Excavating or Road-Cradlnt? Machinery, or Heavy Machinery of any Doacrlntlnn hh. -a , lt Boltlnir. Solid and Chlawl.Taath Saw... Hoim Soiih An V, " ?9CrlPtlon. Rubber and Leather a. k,ed., Ch.,e. New 'rU JfiF' - ,-ian WEST REVERSING THE ORDKR. Mai'd Did you have a good time at the beach, Alice? Alice Didn't I? I wa engaged to all three of the young men at the hotel at the earne time, and the rest ol the girla were perfectly furious. Lawrence American, , PROVOCATION. " Why did you strike the operat or, McCaffrey? " Bekaee, yer honor, Oi asked 'im to Bind confldintial tiligraf to me woife, and the blaggyard read it. Sea York Herald. IN A PREDICAMENT. Fastbov I tee that Miss Lydia, the burlwque actress, lost her dia monds. GiLTKiKia Ha! I wonder what he'll do (or clothes now lSiftiugi. HOME AND COUNTRY, Wit whieh la incorporated the GRAND AEMY BEVIEW, M Fraternity MniomethlDg,H A VUru uid Hunts-hold Monthly for En 17 Pitriotio Utiieo. Established 1885. lmed at -W Mtidw Una, N. Y. JOtiKPH W. KAY, Publish. GaftnulMd Circulation 350,000 a Tr, Bubtoriptioo, II a ymr, in Ad-anc. Ad nrtuuig Ttrois on Application. Is now in IU fifth rear, and making nw friend with vry Ismis. Home amt C'tmn trp enjoys a circulation of Wumi a year, with a imrpoM of raarhin MMIU by the Mid of tint yaar ; fir u the Veteran's friend and people peper, it is taken in the home uf all who love their oouotry in awry pert of the anion. One of it new feature is a Country Hure in tU oolumw, by which it friend, atibeoribera and reader oan par. oh aaeful imkU at prioe ihey ou nut obtain them t elewtierdntnt from man nfotnrin:oentr. bubforibe l ouoa. A an advertiiint met! mm Home and Ownrt i pr-emtnent. It i adapted to rend advertiser thronthout Ut anion, reeeon of its oitruUtion in every nla of social and ind"tni life, Advertieer who hav any than of such bumnees they dir to place wham it will do thorn riknI. will do well to promptly address Hume cinrf Omnf ry Mt anil Maiden Una, N. V. City. Now i the accepted time. A Kent wanted, MuboripUonaiwaywelc4im. Addr IIOMK AND COl'NTKY, W and W Maiden Una, N. V. City. IT Will Pr All Stationary, Vertical AND Saw Mills & Shingle Mills, Wood-Work-Ing Machinery, Brick, Tile and Clay-Workinff Machinery. W. Cd. & WALKER Market Block, Portland, Oregon. W. Carn h. U,r(..t and Moat Compl.t. Stock of Mnohlner. of E.er, Deeorlptlon on the Paolflo Conat. We Guarantee Our Goods the . 9utconiioiio.) l.:! u a i- in . SHORE. A TENDER-HEARTED GIRL. Old Miii-ios Pear Miss Young thing, if yon would only marry me I could di happy. Miss YorsoTiiisa-Wby, Mr. Mil lion, if you were dying I'd marry you in a minnte.-X Y. Weelly. " That must be a Boston girl." " Why do you think bo?" " She is all freckled." " How does that make her a Bos ton girl?" " Well, you see she has her specks on." Button Courier. Ha And so your answer is final? Yon will not be mine? She-Yes, absolutely. But pray don't go and blow your brains out. He It would be an idle attempt. People say if I had any brains I never would have proposed to you. Bolton Tranicript. THE PORTLAND, PORTLAND, OREGON, A new hotel containing all modern im- firoTementa; aiary room livhied by eleotrio U; liitht and tint; heattd by attain; open tin pUom. both an eniu. and on eierj Boor: elefatore. Oueela era entertained on either tha American or European plan. Th. HMUurent Ui flneat in the citr. CHAB. K. LELAND, Manager. A. FELDENHEIMER, TBI LEADING JEWELER la ao KMT rrooi or Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry INTIIKNOKTUWailT. Jairalry of all oVjoriptiona mannfaotnred tonrtlar. (Vtnntry tradaaulioitod. A. FKL 1KN H KIM Kit, ,r. firat and Horriaon at. Portland Or. G.ShindTerFurniture Company farnltora Manufacturer,. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Wanrooma, IM Firot 8L, thronih to M7-1N rroot, m it to Bu I harlo. Haul Portland. PARTIES WANTING or Marine Engines BOILERS, 'SSSSXSi Best and Ik Piiwc tho I """wing uillMl, "a Correspondence Editor Here's a fellow who wants to know how he can acquire a flow of language. What shall I say to him? Snake Editor ABk him if he ever tried stepping on a tack with his bare feet. Light. Mrs. Uiton Yes, that is my daughter's piano; but she has hard ly touched it since she was married. Mrk. Downton Jest the same 'ith my darter and 'er typewriter. New York Weekly. MOSQUITO TIME. Who stays at home is from mosqui toes free, Or nearly so ; he is a man of sense ; But he who camps in groves or near the sea These nights must suffer agony In tents. Boston Courier. A. B. STE1NBACH & CO. MENS & YOUTHS BOYS ACHILDRENS Our bnyer, Mr. gtainbaoh, ii in the mar ket pnrohaaingonr fall and winter atook of Clothing, Hati and Cape, eto. We promiae on the beat eeleeted atook in oar line on the northweet ocait. September let our atook will be oomplete, We eolioit yonr patronage, one and all. Hall order, re oeire prompt attention. Bamplea fnrniah ed on application. A.B,SinNBACH&CO. 161-163 Flrat Street, Cor.Honiaon, PORTLAND, OR, ZXZg!S Hi - V W CLOTHNG
