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WEST SHORE.
A man cannot "rest assured" just because he has taken
out an Insurance policy on his life. He is compelled to huBtle
in order to keep up his payments. Texas Silings-
Mb. Gn,TKDOB-01d Wheatpit is a self-made man, and he is
the most vulgar, inflated person I know of.
Mhs. Giltedob (thoughtlessly)-Oh, my dear, you forget
yourself. America.
REASSURING. "
Wikb (from adjoining room-suspiciously ) John, what
makes the baby so quiet?
Jons-lie's playing with the fly paper, my dear-don't wor
ry. It keeps him quiet and amuses me.-Muntey'i Weekly.
SNoiKiiuss-Say, Snively, my portrait is in the newspapers.
Snively What disease have you been cured oil Judge.
" Johnny, you go out and shoo that horse out of the gar
den." .
" Well, I ain't no horse shoer. Light,
CAUSE AND EFFECT.
Proprietor (astonished) Whew I Three hundred subscrib
ers in one mail! I wonder what is giving our paper such a
boom?
Managing Editor (gleefully) I killed our funny man's
jokes on death by electricity. Texas Siftings.
THE UMATILLA RESERVATION
Will coon do rnrown open to Debiiemeui;, wjuuiumg tun aouuu". . rm "'
rr A 1 I Wabuinoton. May B.-Thsre is every protpeot that the Umatilla Indian reservation in Oregon is to be opened to settlement. The
K L A U I lands were allotted live years ago, and a survey of a surplus of 185,000 aoree oommenoed about three years ago. Subsequently it was
flisoovered that many mistakes had been msde in the survey, but whioh have now nearly been oorreoted. Congressman Hermann says the survey will
likely be oompleted within two weeks, and there will probably be a great iush and the Oklahoma soenes be repeated.
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The largest city in Eastern Oregon; the reservation to be sold lies contiguous to and on the east and south of Pendleton. PendloNra has splendid
water power. Is the Junction of all the railroads entenng Eastern Oregon. Two transcontinental lines, the nortnern raoino ana union Faoino, compete
for it trade. Kitensive agricultural regions, stock country and mining districts tributary to the city. Population. Jan. 1, 1880, 700; Jan. 1, I860. 5 000.
Only a steady gmwib: we have enjoyed (?) no boom. Colleges, aoademies, publio and private schools. Chnrohee of all denominations; wholeeale and re
tail business house; flouring mills; mschine shops; tine hotels; electric light and water works. There are two national banks and one savings bank. In
vwtments can be made in Pendleton whioh will net a return annually from twelve to twenty per oent We have for sale improved oroperty increasing in
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peoial information, address
The JACKSON-DICKSON CO., Cor. Main and Webb Sts., Pendleton, Oregon.
OHEHALIS, WASHINGTON
On the Northern Pacifio Railroad, midway between Portland and Seattle,
and directly in the center of Western Washington's finest
farming country, only 65 miles from the Pacific
ocean by the Willapa harbor route,
IS A WELL-BUILT TOWN.
Has a $10,000 school house, a $20,000 bank building, and other im
provements to correspond with the dignity of the county seat of Lewis,
one of the richest counties of Washington. Chehalis will be a manufac
turing and shipping town of 20,000 people in five years from now. For
detailed information, address
SECRETARY BOARD OF IMMIGRATION,
OHEHALIS, WASHINGTON.
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OHEHALIS, WASHINGTON