WEST SHORE.
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Bhown Did the landlord Bee the leak in the roof?
Mhh. Brown No; but he saw the pane of glass Johnnie
broke. Life.
" Clara," said he-" Clara-"
" Thomas," she whispered, " I do love you; but aren't you
mistaken? This. is Friday night, and I am Sarah-Harper'
Bazar,
Fond Motiikr HeavenB! George, be careful. Don't let
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Bachelor UNCLB-Don't worry, Jane, my dear; it's only
gold plated A mtriea.
" Wanted, a new American poet," says a contemporary.
Oh, we have him already. He lives in every city and ward,
every county and town of this blessed country and so does
she. Judge.
RUSH NO. 2.
Stranger (in western city) Hello 1 Must be a big boom
here. I nee all the people are rushing to real estate offices.
Trying to buy lota, I suppose ? "
Hekidknt " No, sir. The boom is just over and they are
trying to sell 'em." New York Weekly.
LONG WINDED.
IIolwobtiiy (entering late)-How long bag Dr. Vox been
preaching?
SEXTON-Twenty-two years, sir.
IIolwobtiiy I guess I won't go in,, then. Harvard Lam-
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NOW HE OWNS MANY BROAD ACRES. '
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" Young feller," replied the husbandman, impressively,
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owned a farm 'jinin' mine." Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
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