WKST HIIORK.
I m W-! ' vnin to report the p'ay, "Tie
Wti'$ w hl h a oo U. boar li at Cor.lry'- I took
Jak Ut with Jul had wvrr n lo a theatre
!, Laving jt.l tU lul tn yart ( his life aa a cowboy
it U.laaa. nvt.lrg I handed In the f blowing report,
twh, U:gti wxi, at rvjM out of the dramatic depart
t,tt ibfoU" light M'of I-"' "
'TU M.ff'iili" U f!rr bit of rofnitj in which
tU inl 'j'jit at home. They are never o earnett
m Un raring. Mr. French, at J'b Iir, got there In
ft-! ),(, fri tntfh I7 tirl M of his uting u that he ll
vH !)! U fan r'4 gl there I" n7 other way. He
It wIJ p Iran tht ffinJ. Jak watted to go op and
that Laftda ;th him at tht of the 6rt urn, hut I told
him this iu b4 iU tat 0 Montana. Miu Kule Tittell, 11
Mary TofT.ll, did Uy !! roni'lring that Mary Turrill did
ty tDf. When Jak aaw aorrow written In her aad, sweet
(a, U torn! to trt and aald, " I now Mint that hihla atory
l) ai-p) wvw falling." lit dri h!a rd handkerchief
ttvm hia m k4 and wid h!i i!T(id eyea, which for tn long
ara had lAed vt 0io the gray tirrU h of plain and the '
AMahI, J, whilt U-tjn.'Ii if the harreneai and hard
of Lla ttmA hie. M.m Mtnnlt Tillell, a (Jrace Turrill,
k el U mxi'd of a woman' part, Waving Die rwt. Hrr
xu4 waa etwt U !y thing gro n op aluxit hrr, and Uiat
Uaixl hw ar.d of iwrtil growth. Jak aaid he thought
al aa gating Lult a)ad of her lime, and that the waa a
ttf u Uan kr. I uJd him I didn't know how regular
aU wu io .at, lit U.al I aUhe-l I aiam Wu-r-Jamim
K!,-U M;rl to have a Wn on hr chair. JoIah
Y4ittms l'frr-n.akM a rrl villain, and it down't
a fcti on, rJlUr . ho realitr a hit a1ing that Jack for
H H aa a and dr hi iti ho.rr. I happened to aee
him 0 t and mtU hit artn, and toM him tliat I'.rigga
waa or- J tU r4 I. ),, furtlan.! I'.m for U.U (Jeorge
1t; would haw rrU hit finaJ tut Voa I au afraid
U wo,J h:t rm-m. Mr. liny, at Wing lng, makee
ft rat UalUn-fcmJ.lng raw c.1 tU tUgt than on It.
Uar!.a:i did Um'.l BWw!y and M. I.WI,U morf
T1 M) fc(ln t,,,, ind f! n llfr
ar,d II eaa a gtU faJI. It think h. m ?nk Utorn'
TU i:t:a Jo..th Itrgp. u ,.,c, Vfi , ori BdJj
U ah; t tM uUt,i. U ha! , WM, .U he altw
Nail Nwl4 (Urf- u U no Wl
U,k4 iu tdai. 4a j,k o-l, hm fW ,
MmJ fry U4 cm J,-. mKU-V I do m know what
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rt. I.S. ra. la cif au, ran U A lnto
I wy tw aij Ura nUiii
fM6'-lt,M and it
If the average letter were printed, it would make tcort jf
eting reading than many articlei written MpeciaH; b J
preae. A letter from a friend of mine to a friend of mint iU
a friendly letter it la, begins thai: "How ktj early h'm
late now. tat Ilowr delightful everything atcxihM
now. It ia so pleasant out of doora, and everytliing loij R
freeh and green that it makes even the practical member of gy
family try to think of something that rhymes with 15
There are some drawbacks to this sort of weather thocgi fa
hotiae looks so dunty and dirty, and I pens tlie nelgiW
homes look the same, from the mattreiues out airing i&J 4
clouds of duiit from carpets which ' can't he brat' n x
you would like the whole letter; but I'm afraid I shall t&i
fits, without a remedy, for giving you so much of it.
Rstikeo Kditob (to applicant) You say you have ap sal
able deposition?
ArrucAHT Yes, sir; here's my reference.
It ran: "This certifies that the bearer was in our am
paper office for three days, during which time no one had ocr
alon to thraah him. (Signed) Tin Gissia."
Krrmit) Kditob Consider yourself employed.
A man was recently " fined " for going to sleep In a Koaua
theatre during the performance of a play. The wonder it U
wasn't sent to Siberia or killed outright. He was fortauU,
however, in being able to take a nap under such circuisdaaas.
The Snohomith Sun asks whether George Francis Trais it 1
genius or a crank. If the alternative must be chosen, ts ex
clude the gentleman is a genius, for, it seems, no one can tea
him.
A few days since the faculty and students of the Co.Vi'4
Institute, of Olympla, were taken to the Insane aylaa.
Meilfc-oora, by Uie ateamer Emma Hayvard on an escort.
Kew things add so much Importance to a man as Ivfct
been in a railroad accident.
UNKI5D.
" I aee our exchange has improved."
"How so?"
"There Isn't 10 much of It."
QUITE A MhftAKK.
11 1-Somehow I deeplse that fellow's looks.
Hiis-And think! Only yeaterday I mistook hia Uf
SECOND aiOICE.
Sus-What do you take me for?
Hs-rcaaae you were left. Ut Tw-