April, 1880. THE WEST SHORE. 113 THE KINDERGARTEN CROW. Nobody knew bow it happened. Every morning the floor of the school house entry wm wet, a if someone had been earrvinv water in very leaky dipper. Nobody did it. Not one of the acholari could tell anything about' it There it was every morning a wet place on the floor. Then something else happened. The tin dip per that hung by the water pitcher was found in the stove, nearly melted away. At any rate, no one could ever drink a drop out of it again. Who did that ? The teacher asked every one, and nobody could tell anything about it, and really it was very strange indeed. It was a Kindergarten school. A Kinder garten school is the best place in the world. They have games there, and they tell stories about birds and trees and snimnls of every kind. Now the teacher of this school could toll "the very primest kind of stories," and on tho day the drinking dippr was found on the st ive "Ho! hoi It isn't a real, truly real crow! Say. teacher, now, it isn't a real crow t Is 11?" "Well, I don't know," resumed the tesoher. "It acts like a crow. Every day it spills water in the entrv-wav Wntvxty bat a orow would do that. Crows like to make trouble, and I think there really must be a blsck erow in the school house. I have not found him yet, but I expect every morning to see him hopping up the stairs, or to find nim perched on the top of the door, and winking his black eyes at the scholars. "Say, teacher, I gneas I saw him." "You. Johnnv! Did vou see him?" Johnnv felt orettv badly, but he asid he didn't mesn to do any harm, and he wouldn't do it again no. never. And he didn't So they never found the crow in the Kinder garten after all. Charla Barnartl. Rats. Rats are a great nuisanoe in any house, and it is perfectly proper to war against them in every oonoeivable way. The Scitntic Am'riean gives the following method of ridding a huusn of them. It hits nn advantage, that, i( I illusion eH I H D. C. OF PLAN she called all the scholars into the school-room and said that she hsd something to tell them. Of course it must be a story. Every one sat still, and prepared to hear something very won derful. And so it was- very wonderful indeed. The teacher said she had a crow in the house I A erow ! A real, live crow ! Yes, a regular orow. What is a crow? A bird. What color is he? lll.cL with black eves snd s groat beak. Did yon ever see a erow ? Yes, in the woods, but never in the house. Sometimes they tame crows, but they are not pleaaant peta. Why not? Because they love to pick np things bits of thread or a thimble, or even a spoon, and anything else they ean find. How very queer ! Whatever can a crow do with a apoon or a thimble? No, a crow does not really want the things he finds, but hs always picks them up ana carries vnem away, and be bides them in the top of a tree, or in some dark corner, where no one can find them, and as he cannot tell anyone where they are, the things are lost. Crows always are likely to be at such mischief, and in fact tliey make Ttry unpleasant companions. "But what do they do so for? Nobody knows. It most be only for mischief and to make trouble. Now, this crow I have is full of mischief, and I don't know what I shall do with him. To-day he stole the dipper and hid it in the stove." GOVERNMENT CARP POND, WASHINGTON, not successful, the benefit of cleanliness and dis infection is at least secured: " We clean our premises of these detestable ver min by making whitewash yellow with copperas, and covering the stones and rafters in the cellar with it. In every erevioe in whioh a rat may tread, we pnt crystals of the copperas, and scat ter the same in the corners of tne Itoor. The result was a perfect stampede of rU and mice. Since that time not a footfall of either rata or mica has been heard about the house, hvory spring a coat of the yellow wash la given the cellar as a purifier, as a rat exterminator and no typhoid, dysentery or lever aitaoas tne family. Many persons deliberately attract all the rata in the neighborhood by leaving fruit and vegetables nnoovered in the cellar, and sometimes even the soap is left open for their regalement, ( over np everything ratable in the cellar and pantry, and yon will soon hsv them out These precautions, joined to the service of a good eat, will prove as good a rat exterminator as the chemist call provide. We never allow rata to be poisoned in our dwellings they are so liable to die between the walla and produce much annoyance. WHEN TO MARRY. Ought engagements to be long or short? It hss often been said, savs a t y;r, ihii nothing so much hslps to steady a young man aa the being engaged to a girl whom he loves, and for whom he works to prepare a suitable home. The solioitude of David Coppcrfiold's friend Traddles to buy bits of furniture flower pots and such like for the house whore he and his betrothed were to dwell was a pretty thing, and much to be commended 1 but on the other hand, it is undenialda that long engagements havs their drawbacks especially if the young people see much of eaoh ether during the period of probation. In this case much 01 the bloom is taken olf the poetry of oourtahip, and uo less gilding off the prospect of marriage. There may he a great deal to ssy against ths polioy of wedding in haste, but young people who take each at tor tor in tier and lor worse. In all the f mutual trust and admiration, go through a time of eoataoy un known to thoae who marry quite rationally. Ths housy-moons 1 1 such pairs are haloyon epoch to be remembered all a life long, and if the after period seem dull and loveless by oomparisoa, yet It It s nm thing to hav lived for however brief a time up to the highest Ideal of felicity. Besides, there Is no littls sweetness in having faced the hardships of life together. If a young ooupla have to encounter poverty, and it they oouquer it side by side, lightening all their labors by aharing them, and diminishing thsir trouble by mutual consolation and encour agement, they (org links whioh must biud their heart eloaer and closer together. 1 like to see a snug young man stacking up money m bank against hi well ling day, whilst his f 11 tu r a wife looks on complacently at tho operation aa one who should say: "Thomss must sarn a good many more xunda before he can furniab a house good enough to lodge me;" but I Ilk still more to see a young has band and wife who have feath ered their neet together, sent to hear a smiling woman re mark: " Ws had nothing at all whan w were married; but see now how eoey we have made our house." This means that there ha been cheerful hard work on ths on side, thrift and self-denial on the other, In fast, union, Af ter all, the yoke of marriage la aa apparatu that should sit on two pair of shoulders) and there is nothing vsry seemly la seeing a girl wait to wear bar own part of it until it baa been nicely padded with quilted satin. II I pie A CoirrnrriD Mm.. Udy: "They tell m your new cow never give any milk, Betty f Old Bettv; "No. mum. ehe don't give hardly any. But, bleat 'or 'eart. she'll est aa much as two o' them good milkers. A Houskhomi Wan Moroi. la Zurich, Switzerland, the use of a portable water power, so to speak, is being eitensively used for house hold purpoeee. Firewood, for siemple, la to be sawn into convenient lengths fur burning. A small sawing maohine on wheels is drawn by two men to the front of a bouse. They oouoeut by a fteilble tube with the neareet hydrant; tho water Hows to the inachins; the saw danoee aad cute up the wood with surprising rapidity. A puraaoi turume nas swi een inveuteu, aim employed in many plaoee in the same sltr, in driving a Gramme machine for the production, of eleolrio light. Water I very abundant la Zurich; but there are other towne la which this domestic water power oonkl bo sdvantegeoualy Introduced. Where It la any object to keep a record of the water used, so ladioator showing the quantity may be affiled to the machine.