THE WEST SHORE. February, 1880. HOW A ;illL BELTS HBB MOTHER. I havo como t.. the conclusion that every girl at MM timo or other gets a scolding. Mother aaya I am tho worst girl ahe ever knew. Ooe day I felt ao disconsolate at being in such a pro dicamcnt, that on reaching school I immediately quizzed Home of my achool chumi on the matter. To my groat relief I found that they, too, wero subjected to the same compliments from their mothers. Ah we were going to movo into u new house last fall, I left the district school, or, as I jok ingly culled it, 1 graduated to help mother in the turmoil of moving. After wu had aettled down in our new homu the kitchen department wok assigned to my care; for inothur intend to maku mo a good 0001 and housekeeper. 1 1 liv ing hot and cold water in tin: kitchen, I found it .pl.t.- an easy though constant tank. But aftur a month or two tho novelty of cooking, even in a new houae, wore olf, although I had hoeu honored with the uaiuu of cook. One bright Duoumhor morning I aroao feeling anything hut in sympathy with tho weather. 1 had a heuduchu and felt quite miserahle. Mother camo in when I was getting breokfust. "Now Mary," saiil she, "I sou that you are not uapahlo of doing the kitchen work alone. I havu a plan which I think will ho worth trying. Wo will change work unco a week." This suited mo hnttor than 1 can tell. "Why, is Mary sick!" asked father as he oamo into hroakfost. "No," said mother, "hut wo aro going to change work onoo a week, couimeucing this morning." rather said ho thought it was a very good plan indeed. "You will sou how tho mon will long for my week to coma aftor this," said mother at break fast time. 1 laughed anil replied that I thought I would long fur it aa much as they did. Mother always thinks alio OM do everything so much hotter than 1 can, and takes every op portunity to point out my failures nnd her suc cesses. I tall her that when I havo a success 1 am ton modest to hoast alxmt it, anil therefore she thinks I havo all failures. I found my nuw duties ipiito refreshing after my former ones. Thoy consisted of the week's washing and iron ing, several lieds to make and some sweeping. I hurry through the washing and ironing tho lirst two days of tho woek, and except for ahnut an hour each for tho days following I have nothing to do until Saturday hut what my fancy dic tates. Thou I have my company ami play com pany myaolf. Send in my orders for dinner, and havo nothing to do hut to oat it when it is ready. I take real comfort knowing that after a meal 1 havo not to get up and dear the tahlo and waah dishes. At tho end of the week I again took my place in the kitchen. As I waa long tho break- faat my sister ami hrother camo in. "How do you like cooking, Mary, how do you liko cooking ?" they aakod. 1 had to laugh, duo would supKiso that it had liocn years ainco I hail been near a stovo instoad of cooking on one tho week Mure. Though mother would not oonfoss it at Hrst she now aaya alio ia glad whrn her week in the kitchen comes to an end. llniy J. Oftol'i ia IWilie HwtU 1'ren, PlIIMlllil in i on BoumoiA "Tho mis tress of a household," says Caroline K. Stephen, "haa, before all things, to rule. 1 oan lielieve that a mistress who waa not loved might yet, by a tint), wise and juat rule, maintain a whole some moral atmoaphrre in her house; hut a mis tress who waa not obeyed, however personally iniiiiig and Mipular, would, aa mistress, lie a more disastrous failure and cauae of failure in others. In practice we all know that fear and lo e oan scarcely lie altogether afratcd; a reason the more (or giving fear its proier place. " It ia very dilticult to liud fault with a dear little three year old who buries hia head under the clothes ami sings: "Now 1 lay ms down to sleep, Pop goes tho weasel" THE DOG "LYON." Mr. .T, J. II. Gregory, of Marliloheod, Mass., has a dog, l.yon, which, according to the stories told of him, is a wonderful dog. Lyon ia called a St. Bernard, hut his body is Winn- while ins in . ei is black ; whrcli, ot course, renders pure blood impossible. However, in build, ne'e, carriage acd intelligence he is out and out St. Bernard. Ho carries himself with grunt dignity, trots right along, paying no at tention to the moHt alluring whistlo or call, further than to turn for a moment a reproving eyo on tho wicked interloper. Lyon's chief business is to take care of tho cows; it is a busi ness ho himself has assumed, and ho Bpcnds tho days lying on tho hillside, keeping them in full view, and should any intruder approach, his deup bay informs his muster. Ho spends tho night in the barn Bleoiiiirg in front of them, varying tho monotony by occasionally kissing tho cows, when they in return kiss him. The going to or corning from pasture is frolic time, whun ho runs bounding ahead with loud harks of joy, and woo bo to any other animal, dog, cow or oxen, that happen to bo along the route, for l.yon rushes at them with tho greatest lierceuess, and though never doing any real in jury, with louil bark keeps them imprisoned In soma corner until his herd has safely passed. So much for a general introduction to dog I. yen; now for anecdotes illustrating his great intelli gence : A neighbor, well acquainted with the dog, was passing along tho public road near by where tho cows WON pastured, when Lyon camo bounding up to him with a whine. The man patted the dog on his head, calling him by name, and walked on. Tho dog followed after, continuing to whine, and aftor a minute or two seized tho man by tho coat and gently lod him. The man stopped, when tho dog dropped his hold on the coat, ran back a step or two, looked around and whined. Struck by tho singular actions of the animal, "What ia it, old fellow ?" said ho, and turned and followed him. Tho dog ran bounding forward with evory demon stration of joy, lod tho way over a wall and down a precipitous ledgo of rocks, to a pieco of bog. Then he ran barking to one of the cows of his herd that in xomo way hail strayed from tho Mock. Tho bog was almoBt inaccessible, and tho man found a good deal of ditliculty in getting the cow out and back to her pasture. When he had sucooeded, Lyon loaped upon him with groat joy; " ho almost knocked me over,' tho man said. A man called to delivor a load of ooal ot the ban;. The man used hia own ahovel, and Lyon looked quietly on while the coal was unloaded. Tho teamster, having driven his cart from tho leu ii, on looking liack noticed that some coal had fallen between his cart and tho step; he jumped out of the vehicle, and running back to tho barn, entered, and glancing around for a shovol found one, and catching it up walked hastily towards tho door, Lyon following cloao aftor. .lust aa he waa about to atop outside the dog quietly seined him by his panta, and held him faat and lirm, ami would not let him go until ho dropped the shovel, when tho dog in stantly let go hia hold. The driver then wont to hia cart, took out Ins own shovel, returned ami threw in the acatterod coal, at which Lyon made no objection. While tho dog was eating hia dinner, a two-year-old child kept tormenting him. Lyon bore with the little ono for somo time with oom inendable patience, but linally looked tip, and without either snarl or growl, quietly lifted one of hia huge fore paws, pushed the liaby gently down on its back on the grass, and with one paw used to pin the young tormentor to the earth, went on eating his dinner. "KoKtxioiw" was the word given out at a written apelling exercise recently, and one lit tle boy handed in, "(io, go, go, go." DOMESTIC KECIPES. BtiWETJ Bf.efstf.ak. Dissolve somo butter in a slew pan, and brown the steak on both sides, moving it often, that it may not burn; then shake in a little flour, and when it ia col ored pour in gradually sufficient water to cover well the meat. As soon as it boiis, season with salt, remove the acum, slice in onion, carrot and turnip; add a bunch of sweet herbs, and stew the steak very gently for about three hours. A quarter of an hour before you serve stir into the gravy two or three teaspoonfuls of Hour mixed with cayonne, half a winogl&ssful of miiBhroom catsup and a little seasoning of spice. Ari'i.K I' iuttrrs. One pint of milk, aixegga, Hour enough to form a still batter, a pinch of salt, half a teaspoonful of carbonate of soda, a teaspoonful of cream tartar; then slice some sour apples rather thin, and mix in the batter; fry in hot lard, browning them nicely on both sides. They are nice mado of raisins or cur rants instead of apples, delicious, if made of canned peaches, and tho juice of the peaches, well sweetened and poured over them when served, for sauce. Hock CiiEAM. Boil a teacupful of the best rice till quito Boft in new milk, sweetened with powdered loaf sugar, and pile it upon a dish ; lay on it, in different places, square lumps of either currant jelly or preservod fruit of any kind ; beat up the whites of five egga to a stiff froth, with a little powdered sugar, and flavor with cither orange-flower water or vanilla; add to this, when beaten very stiff, about a table spoonful of rich cream, and drop it over the rico, giving it the form of a rock of snow. Thia will he found to be a very ornamental as well as delicious dish for a supper table. Snowiiau, PtJDDlKo, Boil ono quart of rich milk, and then thickon it with a tableapoonful of Hour or arrow-root Beat up the yolks of four eggs with three tablespoonfula of white sugar. Then pour the milk slowly into the eggs and sugar, stirring all the time. Pour this cus tard into a pudding dish and brown it slightly. Beat up tho whites to a stiff froth, adding four tablespoonfuls of sugar, and flavoring with lemon. Drop it on the custard (when browned) in the form of balls as large as an egg. Set it back in tho stove to brown a little. Bttl i.ikk (Jamk. Cut aomo slices of beef in square pieces, put on each a atrip of bacon, dredge flour over them, skewer them into a rolled shape; fry them in butter; when brown, add shalots, a slice of lemon-peel, a spoonful of capers, two bay leaves, salt, apioe, a wineglass of vinegar, and a glass of wine and a little wa ter; stew still tender. EflUWOI of CftUttr. This ia prepared by soaking for a fortnight a half ounce of the seeds of celery in a quarter pint of brandy. A few drops will flavor a pint of soup or broth equal to a hoad of celery. BROOM Potatoes. Parboil large potatoes, peel, ami cut them into thick slices. Broil the slices on n gridiron over a clear lire until brown on both sides. Servo on a hot dish with pep per, salt and butter. TitK Noise of the Kinoer In the current number of the Medical Record Dr. Hammond aays that when you poke the end of your finger in your ear, the roaring noise you hear is tike sound of the circulation in your finger ; which ia a fact, as anyone can demonstrate for himself by first putting his fingers in his ears and then stopping them with other substance. Try it, and think what a wonder of a machine your lxxly is, that even tho points of your lingers are such busy workshops that they roar like a small Niagara. The roaring is probably more than the noise of the circulation of tho blood. It is tho voice of all the vital processes together the tearing down and building up processes that are always going forward in every living body from conception to death.