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About The west shore. (Portland, Or.) 1875-1891 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 1, 1879)
366 THE WEST SHORE. HOW TO MVK. Hp llvitli limir who llrrlh wall' All mbrr llli' la short .ml vain; Hp llrplh long-rat who ran nil Of living most fur heavenly (tin. Il llvrth long who llvplh well! AM plttfi I being fliiitff ttuiv: Hp llvpth longial who ran pj or una thlnga truly dun. rwli day, Waalr not thy being; Wk to him Who rrrply gavti it, rnwly glvu; Klw la I hat Ip-lng but a dream; Tla hut U lp, sud not to Hvo Hp whal limn nrrinratl 1,'lve thy rrredl lluhl up to earth the birch dlvlha. Hp what thou iirayiwt to ! made; IM Ihp great Master's slaps I. thlno. KIM uipi h hour with what will laal Buy up thn uminaiita aa tin y 1(0; Thp hli above when Ihla la pant latha ripe rrult of Mfp below. How Inilh, It Ihou Um Imp would at rian Who aowa tin. falap .hall Ha the vain;' Km I ami pound thy riiuaelener keep Kmiii hollow word, ami dida retrain. How lova. and laatr Ita fnilUgi. purr How MMB, and M Ha harvraU bright Hnw mm ama 011 Ihr r,,, ,nn Iu,kir And Dud a f gnli ' ANOTHER SHAKE.Sl'EARE'H WOOlKO. A Tisaa paper Mil of M. C. Hh.ke.pwo, a farmor residing in 0,0 iK.rthwo.Uru irt of tho oounty. and pos.ihly a distant relative .f the renowned lrl of that name, who called on tho lt.v. J. II. Itiohey, of Waco, at two o'clock one afternoon ami .aid : 'Tareou, do you know all tho ladies in Waoo r tVT . aaV. a no. repiiwi Mr. Kichoy, "I don't kuow ball of them. "lo you know a widow lady named Mrs Ward who is employed ll the family of lr Mo liregor!" "1 hava nnt " ..LI M. U:l .... , ...... lr, ,,,,,,, v -tiiu oooor ol her aotiualnUiioe; hut why do you ask VH aatd Mr. .Shake.pe.re. "1 don't know ..r mmmi never aaw bar in my lifo, ,ut think , y " ""J" r buut her. 1 thought .... .,, ju. , , lnill marrying her." 1 anoui.1 think,' remarked Mr. Uioliey, hrranlf '. ior ine matter to the lady I will, an I will, aaid Mr. K., hut not until 1 have I rat mm Dr. Motircgtir," aud ao aayinu ho turood and walk, , I aw.v ' " n 1 A,;,l "I"-'n of n hour later in Dm ii; UHNlmthe produce of "I've seen Of, McOragor," aaid he, "and he iiuimy a promise that ... - wo,, , 111. nine, a "little while," Mr lid M'"8 h WUM "" ,,u U" And he did. "Il'a .11 r. .1.1 a ...... on walking into Mr. It.ehe?'. X. lL Th. lis all right. Quick aa I can get a pair 5 ,0. 0 . ,, you g,, ,,, u th k AM: o'olook M. f. Sh.ke.pr.,, wa. ripl m Mr. ...,. VV.I 1 .. . ' ollwtaUng. and Um newly wedded twar .i one lor uieir rural horn. Mr. KluUti .peare I, . ....... I (-,,.. . I : 1, .1 1 ZTL 1 J .V w"" ,"li make 111 wife onmfoiu 1 e Mr. si, .1 . . . , . aiwMW IB good nHMkapr and ta otherwtM well ..ualiried t,. in.k l,n.. a ......) . I t- a - pi""' mi 1 wo noun, and tw only mtnuUa, .laUug from the moment the would W bnde groom a llrat inuiriwi were made t the prana. Um. ooou.p.,,1 in Ui. ooiNT.Uumn.ent ..f Ih. alltamw. The ongtn-J Sh.ke.pear, never ""-""' "i hi MnaVaM. hla near. i airoawb Ui it MtM Wip la fair aaid aaai aw wiwal Weaaaa, pad taii, . ' ETIQUETTE OF CONVERSATION. . . OLUilCPt illlMtUOUC0, Do not interrupt another when apeaking. Do not lind fault, though you may gently criticise. Do not talk of your private, personal and family mattera. Do not aperto notioo inaccuracies of speech in othcra. Do not allow yourself to lose temper or speak excitedly. Do not allude to unfortunate peculiarities of anyone present Do not always conimonco a conversation by allusion to tho weather. Do not, when narrating an incident, continu ally aay, "you bcu," "you know," etc Do not talk very loud. A firm, clear, dis tinct, yet mild, gentle and musical voice has ijrcat mwcr. Do not oeahsent-mindod, requiring thospeaker to rencat what boa l ..!,! !,. understand. Do not trv to f,.r.... 1 .. Ii tat n... deuce of others. If they give their confidence novor lietray it I III II.. I tIBa l.-nt.ni... I A . ... ,.,..,.,,,,, ,u,g,r lerms, siani; lihranca. words of dmilifn 1,1,. .,,,,,., .... 1. 2 ?, .... 7 .uij, vi MUUUBIR that w ill liruiK the IiIuhIi In . nvnni. Do not intersncrse vnnr lnmrii. u in, wonls anil hieh aoundinir tenna If i S feoUtion, and will draw ridicule upon you. Do not carry on a conversation with another in company about matters which tho general company kuows nothing of. It is almost as im polite as to whinner Do lint sneak with 1 ( Hi t 11 1 1 .t r...,l A'. 1 t laa.llt. JiT. -""vi" "i rr. v -"" )' mj visumg. rtaa solne. thing to truthfii v nrai... .ml 1. El. - 1- . ... 11. 1, anus mime yoursrll agreeable. 11.. ..... ..... . . . ..... . " P"wnie 01 gentility, nor parade the fact that vim .. ,l.....,.i..' 1 notable family. ou must )iass for just what ' "1 bbwbj Biajm on your own merit. I'll not conlrai li-t In aa.hl. . U- ..... ..I u. , . ""reoiiou say, I beg your p.rdon, but I had an impres- Kill 1 n a r if u.- I n . . - .. .. . ,, BU IH! ow.elll, m oon. mwrsuaj as you may bo wrong yourself. Do not be unduly familUr; you will merit con tempt if you are. Wither iL..u ...... 1.. jT. ... - ..vu... iuu irv HIM'- malic in your aswrtions, arrogating to yourself DUMB conaeiuence in your opinions. Do not feel it incumbent upon vourself to orry your point in conversation. Should the eraon with whom you are conversing feel the -, ..., , , ,n0 violent Mai December, 1879. argu- Do not m.ki. . .. ....1.. ..f 1..: . . rith(.,tini.he,.o7,we;.thy.: fg Z -.7 ouco 01 real genuine worth on your iart. 6 ..I v::..,r,ht:.uho.u.,,,., ur i-um .1 . , ' " s j oiners. To sav to ano l,er U..t"I told.lnea," referring to Lur h.b,d aound. Udly. WheroM.8 to JLatV thowt ro,pcot Ito not indulge in satire; no doubt you are w,t y, Md yon ,uld aay a m.it cutting thZ that would bnng the faugh of the e..iuJ"y down ution vmir .,i,....,.i i.... "T!? .11 .' , 1 1 wi you must not Lt&MLTl nhk " in-pertin"; fellow who c.n be anppra.,1 i no Xr Io not spend your time in Ulking scandal you sink vour own m..i .. "WA M you ..rhap., ZjZt thow .bout whom you Ulk You . m I-1 kT Y not under.U.,,1 alf th TcircumZot' I'" not il.tt. , i .i... thc-e n,.,n 51 ZJttZ m.y not wuh U. offe.,,1 yT,y r,! """J Mf they tmUrn that ,f SI your,uUm,pt. Vu may " "STH ;:rdowr"ii tj-Tr , I ' wnere n u not de. PRESENCE OP MIND. A singular accident, attended with . rerruvk nble display of presence of mind, occurred a short time ago at Dr. Buelow'i quarti mine five miles east of Nevada Citv. Califnmi. k!.i. . P" , nuiUQ LI thus spoken of by the Tramcript; G. h. ivucuoKaer, mwaie-aged man, had put in a blast at the bottom of the shaft .ki-v. :. feet deep, and then after Hghting the fuse gave the men at the windlass the signal to "hoist way." When the buoket he stood in had been hoisted to a point about 30 fat from the surface, a splice in the rope gave wav and Kirohbacker wa. precipitated a distance of 50 feet straight down into the lower depths. Strangely enough the force of the fall did net render him insensible, although he was stunned for an instant. One ankle was dislocated a knee-pan hurt, neok cut and other slighter in juries received. Almost as soon as his downward course wis ulicckod. he realized thn fn,. thi k..i . t . - .... - uu a lew sec onds would elapse before the exnlosion of the .. ...... in. uouaequeni annihilation, unless he took immediate measures to save himself He managed to draw his mangled body over to where thu fire was nrnnninn ,1,.,.-,. ... .1... 1 -- r-.5 ...... . vu anu neavy chanre of nowder haan.tk v. ; . i o . . . -.w viiiw waa 10 oe lOSt UrasDlntr the burnino fnaa hn ...,... I up his remaining strength, and drew it ont ..via. un. umiijill, Hw companions on tho surface were in an an. ominir at.tn ,.f I a , Vhen several moments had elapsed and no ex plosion followed, they started down for tho pur pose of getting the remains of the viotim, whom they supposed had been dashed to pieces. Their surprise and joy was unbounded at finding him live. He was hauled up, and Dr. Iluelc-w at once sent for. So far as yet ascertained he re ceived no internal injnriei, and will be as well as ever again in a few dayi. How TBI Body is Built Op. -The muscle nd fat of the body, remarks the Journal of Vhemidry, are derived from the food, and ani mal heat is evolved from their combustion or their combination with the oxygen admitted by the lungs. When the muscles are inactive, alow combustion rrna. m. . n.i t- ... : r --a pp. v c o. j r'ni "I carbon burned, a perfeotly definite amount of heat is produced. When the muscles contract, tho combustion is quiokened, and the addition- Si hnaat ia. I a I a .. .1 ' L . as a .., a. . ...,;, ii.U(1 m ine mutciea inemielvei. If exlafirnmt wnrL- :H i:r.: l. or hammehug a nail, the heat it no Ioomt d- Miu uuujr, uut mnaierrea w we Woiirht liftaM. or rk. l. i u va sun miKU UAIIlIIiar. BUN W i berated when they fall, and the beat thus ..uerawu i. exaotiy equal to the oombustion inside the lwvlu 'ri,. pl. i i.. - . j . .iii.il we uvujr la HI app.- ratus ettioient beyond all others in tranaforminz nd distributing the energy with which it N supplied. lm ,..... M ,, ..;. A man weighing 160 pounds, by the consumption of . single grain of carbon can lift his body to a hight of eight feet, and by the consumption of two ounces, four drachms, twenty grains, to . u,wu ni Aiayer maintains agunst l.leliiu ami nthp. tk.a Ik. I : n. -'- a . w ma, wa inuMjie. ui wa oipoi play the part of machinery, converting fat into the motive power of the organism. He saw that ...... I.... TI 7 J .L. mi .e. nor Drain possesseii bb energy necessary to animal motion, and believed they held fast or let loose muscular energy as an eU"illenr. Iiv thn maIIbm ..I Um C. Lb ..iu. ....... I J H.WB.WH V. ...B 11 U BO, IU UI1M1.U, or closing a valve, liberate and controls the uieenanici energy oi a steam engine. I nese views are now quite generally accepted by sci entific men. I ' not aspire to la, . great story-teller: aa in veterate teller of long stories becomes very tire some. To tell one or two witty, short, nsw stories, annmnpiatn .. l.. t .11 a-v-l-"" 'o luaamit pp aww - that on person should inflict on the compafl.