May, 1879 130 THE WEST SHORE. mini. Willi a HANDSOMER MAN. II WILL I 'AMI MON JOIK I . 1 wendelcd ill the Held all day, e-plowin' KM "abmy etreak": I'eo m.liM my teem till I'm hoatee; l'ra Itampod 1 1 11 my leg! urn weak; ltd clicked doen ewt (eo'anot l I'll In" fibs) When tk plow-pint alt urk etono mil the handle puurhMl my rib I ' ' iul my tMin m 1 1 . barn, ami tublied limit ihhimI ..ul.. I'm fed Uitlu heap ( hey. and half a buihol ul oala. Ami hi mm tho .. 11.. 1 eat mo lika eatin ML Ami Jni. i- won't mi hiulght that I ilun't make out a waal. Wall aalilt the doom lucked! Hut liora iha'i I. It lha key I'iidt the elep, In plc known unly bi tier and me. I wnuilar whim dying N dead, that ihe'a hustled oil iell well, Hut hate im the Uble'i a note, and probably thli will Ull. OiKid dial' mi wit ha gone' my wife liaa aetrey! The letter, II aajra; "lli.,m, furl am , f awaj. I're i 1 with rim til montlii, J.ilin, and au far l'e been (rue; Hut I'm going away to-day with a hand, mar man than you." A haa'aiiaier man thau me' Why that ain't much to i Therea haii'antner man than me ,.. by ben. mi day Tbre'a han'enmar man than roe I aiu't of the hen'wiine kla.t. Hut a lorlh'er man lhau I waa I MJ a,a'l hover Dud Cur hel' curae hat' I tay, and give my otireee winge' May the wind, uf lore 1'te .poke I. changed bi scorpion etlng. OU aha WUl my heart wit 1 joy, eh emptied my heart of doubt; ' And now with a aoraioh of tha am ,,,, (t ,.. kaart't l'hl oul Cur hat' NIH hei' aay L Hho'll eoiuttimo rue Ike day. Kkcll enmetime laaru that hale 11 a game that two nan play. Aa.l long befute alio dim he'll gtiore that alio eror And I II plow bet grata with halo and eeed II down with acorn. A. aura .. the woild guce ..u, there'll cme . lime a ben alia Will rwad the deetlleh hoart of that ban'enmei ate Iban me, lad there'll be a lime whan hr will Itnd, aa othere do. I hat aba that II falae with one ran he the aama wilk two. seal when kei tare gruwi mk, and whrn her grow dim, ' i"l .hen be I. tiled ol her. and lha ii t)ml f y Mb. II do what aba ought to bam .lone, and nadir count tba poet; And llx .hell aea III lug. deal and know what aba baa hejL. A u.l thought, thai are now eelemi will wake un in baa aaiad, " And ah. .ill ,,, t , ,, ,U lh , behind. And meibe abell aoea.lt. a, l,.ng fur m, m, I'll! ii 1 I re bWh out ul my but. and , And rat la bar gtritek heart there waa aom.ib,.. or other ah "' "' Tfc" kot aod ...', u, Ad Htitll ""K ' """"Mt" Hut I eauM.1 Ikmk .4 the. thing, 'r. bund waa ea the 1 1 Hi lak. aay bar word hawk, 1, . mtu , l-j mall. 1 worae. HhH bare too bee eooegh. aba II nut bare mr rwiea Hot i Dij a lit ao .., .d well know that I .an 1 aat aba alway. writ be eorrr that ah. wwnt w.ta that haa'inrair man Ah! here ia bar klbihen dreie! it makaj my poor eyaa blur, It aaema, when I look at that, ai it 'twaa holdiu her. Andhnraara hor waek-ilay ahoei, and there ia hor week-day hat, And yondor her weddiiiR-gowu. I wonder ihe' dnln't take that. Twaa only thia morning abe came mid called mm hor " doaruat dear," And aaid I waa miikiu' for her a regular puradiao here. OUimI! il you want a man Ui aeuae the paiua ol Hell, llofore you niUih him in, juat keep biln in Heuvoi. a mll lliiod.bye! I wiah that death hail aevered ua two apart. You're loat a worahiMir hern, yuu'ra cruahed a levin' heart. I'll worahip no woman again ; but I gueaa IT learn to pray, And kneel aa you uaed to kneel, before you run away. And if I thought I could bring my wordi on Hoar en to bear, And if 1 thought I ahould hare aome little influ ence there, I would pray that I might be, if it could lie ao, Aa happy and gay aa I waa only hall an hour ago, Jane (rnrrriny). Why, John, what a litter here I You're thrown tlnnga all around Come, what 'a the mutter now f and what're you loat or louud 1 And here 'a my lather here, a-waitin lor aupper, too. I'm been riding with him-he'a that han'eomcr man thau you. Ha ' ha! Ia, take a aeat, while I put the kettle on And get thinga ready lor tea, and klai my dear old John. Why, John, you look an atranga ! Come, what haa oniaaed your path'i' I waa only Jokiu', you know. I'm wlllin' to take it back. Joint (nairfe). Well, now, il Ibia ain't a juko with rather a bitter oreamr It eeeiui aa if I'd woke from a mighty tickliih dream; And I think aha "amelli a rat," for aha amilei at me ao iumr. I hoie .ho don't. ( lood Lord! I hope they did not hour. Twaa one of her practical joke abe thought I'd undoratand; llut I'll uerer break aod aaiu till I got the lay ot the land. llut .0110 thing nMM with me. To appreciato llearon well, Tie gia.l f,,r ,1 man to have m litt a miuutea uf Hull. - - 1 A H1M1LAH 1 ANK. Jack, hear you're gone and done it, V aa, 1 know ; moat fellow will. J arid tried it onoe myaalf, air, I hough, you a, I'm aingl still. And you mat bar did ou toll me- lhiwn at Newport laat July, And reaulred to ak the uueation At a eoireeP Ho did I. I "ippuee you left th ball Mag With IU muaic and m light Kor thay aay or '1 tame la hnghteat In tho darkeat ol the night. Wall you walked along together, "mrhet the atarlil iky, And I'll bet -old man, confee II ua were frightened. Ho waa I. you etrolld along Uia terraee. Haw lb Hummer moonlight pour All IU radiance 01 Lb wator Aa they rippkad oa t in ebon ; TH at length yoa gathered oouragw. When yuu aaw that none wen .un I'l l you draw bar rloae and tall bar That you lotad bar t Mo did I. Writ 1 aeadat aak yoa further. And I m rata I wiah yoa Joy ; Think 11 winder down and we you 8 yo.'r ,Mm1 ray boyr ho Lb boaeyaaoo la 0rr Ar.,1 mnfn aettUd dowa. wH try J bat Tfc deuce yo aa ILmkImI . ioi4radr o waa I. CHAttlilU'tl Slum. I waa sitting in tha twilight, With my Charlie on my knee (Little two-year-old for aver Teasing, "Talk a 'lory, pause, to me.") "Now," I said, "talk me a 'tory." "Well," reflectively, "I'll 'meuae, Mamma, I did see a kitty, (Jreat big kittie, on the lenoe." Mamma Bmiles. Fire little Ii tigers 1 'over up her laughing lips. "Is 00 laughing?" "Yea," I tell him, llut I kiss tho finger tips, And I say, "Now tell another." "Well" all smiles "now 1 will 'in once. Mamma, 1 did see a doggie, (Jreat big doggie on tho fenoe." "Rather similar your stories Aren't they dear:" A sober look Swept cross the pretty forehead, Then he sudden courage took, "But I know a nice, new 'tory, Tlendid, mammal Hear me 'menoe Mamma, I did see a ellunt, (Jreat big elf unt on the fence?" THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. The people of the State of Oregon mid adjacent Territories should certain ly congratulate themselves upon the glorious country they inhabit. In no other State in the Union will you find grouped together in such a remarkable degree, the elements of comfort and prosperity. The soil is unequaled in fertility, and the salubrity of the cli mate is unexcelled. The difference be tween this soil and climate and that of California is very marked. Here the winters arc about the same as they arc in that State, with the excep tion that here it never fails to rain suffi cient to insure good crops. In fact since the first history of the country it has never been known to fail. A good year there is problematical, and when one crop is harvested, the farmer is speculating upon the next year in fear. He is kept constantly between hope and dread, and his life, in consequence, is one of feverish excitement and antic ipation. How different is the life of an agriculturist in Oregon! He sows his crop confident that he will reap the re ward of his toil. In the summer he is not enervated by a scorching sun; no north wind, whose breath is like the sirocco, causes him discomfort. He lives in a climate where cool and re freshing atmosphere adds a pleasure to life, and strengthens his entire system. And then our scenery, how magnifi cent. linc covered hills and mountain dot the landscape and clear streams ot mountain water from perennial springs gladden the hearts and freshen and keep green the earth. In the midst of these splendors an Oregonian would b less than human did he not think his butc God', best and brightest land.