“Sap and Salt.”
Beii Moses of Ashland
Friday, Sept. 5, 1924
was a caller at this office
Friday.
ELIZABETH BLANCHE COOK
Publisher and Editor
Mr. Moses didn’t say, but
ROBERT J. COOK, Assistant
we don’t believe he is a di­
r«Utabad K»«rr Friday at Jacksonville. Jack
rect descendent of the Moses
ton County. Oregon
at th« postofllce at Jacksonville, Oregon who occupies a prominent
aa «econd-claiA matter.
place in the old testament.
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Bwular diaplay ad«. p«r inch, each ia»u«
20c That Moses, after he had
DUplay ad«.. !•»• than a month, per inch
25c
been rescued from the flags
Bwaln—a local«, per line, each iHuue
on the river’s bank by Phara­
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Ono yzar......................................... $2 00 oh’s daughter and his own
Six months------—............. . ...........
Three months............ -...................... 1,Uc mother employed to care
for him (the story of which
is
familiar to all children
Worth Reading Twice.
who attend Sunday school)
In a recent address to a
grew up, and Exodus 2:11-12
delegation of representatives
who called at the White says:
And it came to pass in those
House, President Coolidge days, when Moses was grown, that
he went out unto his brethren, and
■aid:
he looked on their burdens: and
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forts to provide healthful Bur-
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conditions of employment, fair
wages for fair work, stable busi­
ness prosperity and the encourage­
ment of religious worship.”
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he spied an Egyptian smiting an
Hebrew, one of his brethren.
And he looked this way and that
way, and when he saw that there
was no man, he slew the Egyptian,
and hid him in the sand.
<
"Why do you advertise
"Your boy is going to
only for blonds?”
business school?”
"I run a dairy.”
"Yes; he’s learning the
"Well?”
touch system.”
“Yellow hair in the but-
“Typewriting?”
ter is much less conspicu-
“No; Dadwriting.”
ous.”
Tom: "I say, old man,
I have got a fine hen that
laid an egg three inches long
the other day.
Sam: "That’s nothing; I
can find something to beat
that.”
Tom: "An ostrich, I ex-
pect.”
Sam: "N o, an egg- I
beater.”
9 9
Teacher:
"Give me a
sentence and we’ll see if you
can change it to the impera­
tive.”
Pupil: "The horae draws
a cart.”
Teacher:
"Very good.
Now’ the imperative form?
Pupil: "Get up!”
Now’, Mr. Bert Moses
"Does your husband ever
has not been hidden in the
lie
to you?”
flags or rushes by the river,
"Never.”
but he is sojourning in the
"Did you call Edith up
"How do you know?”
"tall timber” at a beautiful
♦ ♦ ♦
this
morning?
"He tells me that I do
summer resort called Sap-
"Yes, but she wasn’t not look a day older than I
and-Salt-in-the-Woods, the
Republican Outlook Bright.
down.
”
did when he married me,
property of Jesse Winburn,
“But why didn’t you call and if he doesn’t lie about
Washington, D. C., Aug. who is w ell known because
her down?”
that, I don’t think he would
30, 1924.—President Cool­ of his philanthropic deeds in
about less important mat­
"Because
she
wasn
’
t
up.
”
idge is receiving very strong the city of Ashland.
AGENCY FOR
"Then call her up now ters.”
encouragement from many
Neither does Mr. Moses
and call her down for not
of the so-called insurgent come forth to slay mankind
being down when you called
and
•tates of the West. Re­ as did the Moses of old.
her up.”
ports from California, Min­ However, he does emerge
An Englishman writes to
nesota, Iowa, Missouri and from his place of refuge fre­
his wife from Rome:
Wisconsin, which have been quently for the purpose of
Films and Camera Supplies Now on Hand
“I have visited the Forum
classed as debatable states in securing information and in­
Pat had fallen from a and the Coliseum. Ah, if you
this campaign, are said to be spiration, for he is a "free­
twelve-story building and only knew, my dear, how I
reasonably "safe” for Presi­ lance” writer. Mr. Moses JooooootxxjoocKxiœoooooocotxxxxaooooooooooooooooooooooa was all in a heap, Dennis thought of you as I gazed
dent Coolidge. Other’states is author of "Sap and Salt,”
sent for a doctor,
The on the old ruins!”
now being canvassed indi­ pithy paragraphs which are
practitioner arrived, bent
cate a republican victory syndicated by an eastern con­
over the limp form, and
this'fall. However, t h e cern and published by some
THE
said:
Joe saw the train, but
campaign is young yet, and of the big papers, among
"I believe he’s dead.”
couldn’t stop;
the old warhorses of repub­ them the Hearst publica­
Pat rolled his eyes and They dragged his flivver to
licanism tell us that the bat­ tions.
Mr. Moses is now
wailed: "I’m not dead!
the shop.
0. C. DOROTHY, Proprietor
tle must continue up until engaged in preparing a book­
"Shut up!” said Dennis. It only took a week or two
the last vote is] cast on No­ let of information on the at­
COUNTRY CLUB AND ROYAL CLUB
"The doctor knows best.”
To make his car as good as
vember 4, for many a politi­ tractions of Jackson County.
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new;
cal battle has*been7(lost from
We hope Mr. Moses was
Fresh Eggs, Bread, Meat Products, Cereals, FullJLine of Canned Goods
But
though they hunted
overconfidence. Nor must inspired by his visit to Jack­
BARBER SHOP IN CONNECTION
"Ernest,
”
said
the
teacher,
high
and low,
it be forgotten that it is a sonville. , We are sure his
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"tell what you know about They found no extra parts
three-cornered fight we are inspection of this office was
Soft Drinks, Cigars, Candies, Nuts, Ice Cream, Etc.
the
Mongolian race.”
for Joe.
engaged in,’and it is a real a disappointment—we knew
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"I
wasn
’
t
there,
”
e x-
Ex.
split in thejrepublican party, that when he told us that at
plained
Ernest
hastily,
“
I
for during all the twenty one time he was a printer
I
went to the baseball game.
years La ^Follette has been and, glancing about the com­
in the Senate he has never posing room, spoke of the (
“James, my son, did you
posed as J anything but a re­ towel that always hung on a
I take that letter to the post­
publican, and he is going to nail when it could have stood
“How do you get so many office and pay the postage
poll a vote, according the in the corner. "Them days
girls,
Apthur?”
on it?”
FOR
best informed leaders, that is gone ferever!”
Arthur: "That’s easy; I I “Daddy, I saw a lot of
will run’up into the millions.
Should Mr. Moses visit
just sprinkle a little gasoline men putting letters in a lit­
Where will this vote come this county seat town a year
on my handkerchief.”
tle place and when no one
Also Selling Out Several of Those to Make Room
from? is*’the question. Past from the present time, w’e
was looking I slipped in
•
for Winter Stock.
experiences have shown that believe he will find plenty
yours for nothing.”
third parties are disastrous to of "Sap,” and salt forseason-
Sammie: "Over in Ameri­
The Workmen’s Clothing and Shoe Store
the republicans.
In 1912 ing that has not "lost its
ca we gotta lilac bush fifty
Mr. Roosevelt secured fifty savor.”
John Pappas, Prop.
feet high.”
Mother:
“Where have
per cent of the republican
Tommy: I wish I could you been, Johnnie?”
vote and but ten per cent of
lilac that.”
Small Bov: "Playing ball.”
the democratic vote, result­
Mother (severely): “But
ing in the overwhelming
For n real home place you cannot find
I
told
you to beat the rug,
election of Woodrow Wil­ a better location than Oregon’s historic
Mother; “Is your daddy J didn’t I?”
son. To go further back to city of Jacksonville. Best climate in
Î asleep?”
Small Boy: “No, ma’am;
More than 75 per cent of the
the next split in 1892, the Oregon.
inhabitants reside in their own homes.
Willie: ' es, mother, all you told me to put the rug
t but his nose.”
people’s party nominated Good garden and fruit lands. Good
on the line and then beat it.”
schools and churches. Electric light
X
James B. Weaver, of Iowa, and power. Good water. Wonderful
t
f
who took several states out shade trees and mountain and valley
scenery. Good citiaenship all white
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of the republican column American.
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Free auto camp grounds.
and resulted i n electing We
t
solicit full investigation of our
Ï
Grover Cleveland president. advantages and community by pros­
pective settlers who want to build a
T
But it is not believed that home and live a long ha; py life.
f
Jacksonville Chamber of Commerce.
Are best in the long run
the split in the republican
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