Jacksonville post. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1906-19??, October 14, 1916, Image 2

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    :■ JACKSONVILLE POST
Official Paper of the City of Jacksonville, Oregon
A weekly newspaper published every* Saturday at the county seat of Jackson i
County, Oregon. D. W. B agshaw , Editor and Publisher
Entered as second-class matter June 22, 1907, at the post office at Jacksonville
Oregon, under Act of Congress of March 3, 1879.
A BENEFICIAL
BURGLARS
By ALAN HINSDALE
Let's Get Together ! ! !
SATURDAY. OCTOBER 14, 191 tí
I am an unto enthusiast lieenuse 1
am especially fond of roving, and I can
SUBSCRIPTION: One year by mail $1.50.
Advertising rates furnished on rove to better advantage in a ear than
application.
in any other way. Touring In the au­
tumn, when the leaves aie turning, I
find delightful.
One evening in October about sunset
I passed a cozy place a short distance
off tlie road and detenu.ned to ask to
be house! for the night. Finding the
NATIONAL
gates locked. I left my auto In the road
and. climbing the fence, walked up to
President—
the house. There was an ominous si
CHARLES EVANS HUGHES
Vo.
lence. Not a dog. m t a chicken, not
even a cat, gave evident e of life. Tlie
Vice-President—
nearer view showed me that the win­
CHARLES W. FAIRBANKS
dow shades were drawn. One shade
Representative, First District—
bad not been entirely pulled down, and
I could look Into the living room. What
W. C. HAWLEY
gives some rooms an air of comfort
STATE
The first Republican meeting of the that others no not possess, unless it is
campaign in this city was held at the tlie taste of rhe furnisher. I don't know
Secretary of State—
front door of the court house Thursday This room was eipc'inliy Inviting, so
afternoon and was attended by a good­ inviting that I yielded to a temptation
B. W. OLCOTT
to force an entrance.
ly number of voters, considering the
Justices of Supreme Court —
I made a I malar of myself nnd with
facts that it was daytitn••, middle of an iron bar found on the pin e Jimmied
GEORGE H. BURNETT
the week and a legal holiday when the the window anil went inside. There
FRANK A. MOORe
officials and clerks in the county offices w:'s n well tilled wood basket beside
Dairy and Food Commissioner—
were spending the day out of town.
the flreplm e. mil 1 lighted a fire and
J. D. MICKLE
The meeting opened with “The Red sat down in a big easy eha'r before it.
I dreamed nil sorts of ilrc.nnis about
White and Blue,’’ by the glee club,
Public Service Commissioner—
the place, but they all conne ted me
Mrs.
Faye
Hines
at
the
piano
and
Mr.
FREDG. BlJCHTEi.
with It. mid they were nil dependent
Leon Hanna violinist. Mr. Ben C.
Judge First District—
upon n lovely imaginary girl who was
Sheldon of Medford, republican candi­ to make me happy In it. After awhile
FRANK M. CALKINS
date for the legislature delivered an bearing a step on the (torch without
excellent address, in the preface to I turned mid saw the object of my
R -presentatives Eighth District—
which he stated that Mears ana he dreams looking in through the window.
BENJ. C. SHELDON
were simply ‘fillers-in,” l > save the At any rate, a g rl was there and evi­
C. M. THOMAS
voice of the principal speaker. How­ dently interested hl the person with
Representativo Ninth District—
ever this may be, Mr. Sheldon deliver­ In. I arose mid went to the window,
the girl retreating before my advance
WILLIAM II. GORE
ed an excellent short address, logica1,
“Don't be frightened,” I said reas­
Concise and convincing, which was lis
suringly. “I'm not a burglar.” And
COUNTY
tened to with rapt attention i (by the I explained to her how I happened to
way we would like *o hear Bun when be there. She heard me through, then
District Attorney -
fold me that the place belonged to Iler.
he was not a “filler-in.”)
G. M. ROBERTS
Mr. Leon Hanna followed Mr. Shel- She would not come inside, but after
dor.’» address with a violin solo which some hesitancy told me a lilt of a
County Clerk—
was appreciated very highly by the au­ story, she had been born and lived
G. A. GARDNER
near by. She became engaged, and
dience.
her fiance had built the house with the
County Recorder—
Mr. A. E. Clark of Portland was Intention of their making n nest to­
CHAUNCEY FLOREY
then introduced and for about an hour gether In it when they were married.
Sheriff—
held the close attention of the audience It was all ready for their occupancy,
while he delivered an address in plain, nnd they were to have been married
E. W. WILSON
forcible language, without sarcasm or In n few days, when her lover sick­
County Treasurer—
or abuse of the opposing party or its ened and died. She bad never been in
MYRTLE BLAKELEY
-andidates, clearly, in concise terms it since a few days before his death.
Having seen n light in the window,
County Surveyor—
show ng why Mr. Wilson should not be
she had come from her Imme to dis­
A. T. BROWN
re-elected president uf the United cover what It meant. I apologized for
States.
Coroner—
trespassing nml offered to vacate im-
The speaker, using Portland as an mediately.
JOHN A. PERL
“No,” she said; “I wish you would
*xhibit of condition» in the State,
County Assessor—
»howed that under republican rule, remain as long ns you like. You liave
I live
JAMES B. COLEMAN
building permits had trebled in the per­ broken n melancholy spell.
I
can
see
this
house
all
the
wlu-re
County School Superintendent —
iod from 1907 to be'innin; of 1912,
while, and I think that it has kept me
while
under
democratic
rule,
in
three
G. W. AGER
in an abnormal condition, The mo-
.-ears the permits had dropp >d to al­ meat I saw the light In it that spell
County Commissioner—
most nothing in 1915. He touched brief­ seemed to snap."
GEO. W. OWENS
ly on the trouble with Mexico, stating
She asked me to go to her home
»M»
" ■
that more Americans had been killed with tier for the evening, 1 did bo ,
in Mexico during Wilson’s administra­ and she introduced me to her mother,
Keep an Eye On Japan
tion than in the Spanish-American war n sister and a brother. I passed a
pleasant evening with intelligent and
in McKinley’s administration.
Mr.
Japan is again pressing the question Clark also called attention to the vio­ refined persons, and when bedtime
came I was offered a room for the
of her people being received in Ameri­ lation by the present administration of
night.
ca on the same terms that European it» pre-election plank regarding the
“No.” I said, looking nt the girl who
immigrants are received.
free use of the Panama canal by Amer­ luid told me her story, ”1 think it
There are several reasons why tl is ican ship.’, calling attention to tho fact would be better for you that some one
c ntiot be. The first one is that the that the dull times on the Pacific coast should sleep in your house.”
She made no reply to this, but nsked
Japanese are not of the Caucasian race are largely due to that very violation.
a id their inter-marriage with Ameri­ Many other things showing the neces­ me to come to her home for breakfast
cans would be intolerable and impossi­ sity of a change of adminis’r.ition were the next morning. I proposed that the
family come to the other house for
ble. Again, no Japanese would ever brietly brought out but space forbids
breakfast. Her mother urged this, and
give to our government his true alle­ the reproduction here
1 left them expecting them to come to
giance
Mrs. IL K. Hanna, accompanied by me the next morning.
Again, were Japanese in great num
I slept in the best bedroom, which
Mrs. Hines on the piano and Mr. Leon
bera domiciled in our country, they Hanna, violin, then sang “My Own was in readiness, and the next morn­
would be a perpetual menace in the United States,” a fitting climax to Mr. ing arose early to make a few neces­
sary preparations. In due time my
event of a clash between our country Clark's patriotic address.
I hosts appeared. and all except the be-
and Japan.
Mr. Fred Mears of Medford then fol- rented girl took on the merriment of
Again, were they to be permitted to 1 »weii with an excellent short address, a picnic. But I was linppy to find that
acquire title to the land, they would be confining his remarks chiefly to local before the meal was ov«r she had lost
as was the camel which was forbidden affairs, calling attention to the need of much of tier sadness. Before I left
to enter the Arab’s tent on a stormy earnest, intelligent work by the repub­ mv newly made friends she said to me:
"If nt any time while you are tour­
night, but finally was given have to licans of Jackson county and inviting
put his head in, and then ut once pro­ soecial attention to th ■ methods used ing you find yourself In tills neighbor­
ceeded to crowd the family out of by and the efforts put forth by the hood please feel welcome to remain
overnight here."
doors.
Medford Mail Tribune to maintain con­
I accepted the offer, intending to
Again, Japan is asking for her peo­ trol of the politic il situation in Jackson do that very thing. The next month
ple what she will not extend in good county.
I rode out to the place, called on my
faith to ours. Many Americans have
The meeting closed with the singing hosts of my first visit, and we all spent
op.med business houses in Japan, only of “The Star Spangled Banner,” the tlie evening together In the vacant
bouse. I nsked permission to use the
to be boycotted from the very first and audience joining with the club.
premises for a few friends nt Christ
finally ruined.
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inns time, and It was granted, I had
Again, many Americans have taken
a special object in tills, which was to
Further Submarine Troubles got tlie bereaved girl used to merry -
stocks of goods to Japan only to b
ruined.
making there. 1 told my friends her
A notable case was that of the man
story nml that I proposed to make her
Germany
has
brought
her
submarine
who took the sewing machines to Yo-
one of tlie party if possible. They all
k ihama. He hired a store, displayed warfare to our very shores. It is the endeavored to make her forget her
his goods, taught some people how the proximity that lends excitement to the grief, nml one night we iierauaded her
machine worked and sold just one. He achievement itself. If the scene of to sleep In tlie house.
| the raid had been in the Mediterran­
Tills did more than anything else to
had no other customers for several
break the lei* and before tlie party
weeks and then awoke one morning to ean, the North sea or the English chan­
broke up she laid entirely thrown off
see a store across the street filled with nel, it probably xould not have loomed tier abnormal condition.
so
large
as
a
national
embarrassment
machines just like his, with the price
When tlie spring opened l l egan my
The fact that a German submar ne
marked down 75 per cent.
touring and never fulled to spend at
had
entered
an
American
prt
the
day
least one night In the vacant house
Japan has made vast sums by the
sale of war material to Russia during before the raid was made also accen­ Of course I always visited the owner.
Yet It was my object to make her the cen­
the past two years. She has grown up tuates the entire occurrence.
ter figure of my dreams when sitting
a new army of soldiers since her war there is nothing extraordinary in the
ia’fore the tiro the night I bad bur­
visit
of
a
belligerent
warship,
nor
are
with Russia. She has a powerful fleet.
we bound, at the behest of one bellig­ glarized her house. In tills I succeed­
To subdue her navy her ships must be
erent or the other, to deny such visit ed, though I was a long while about ft.
sunk; to subdue her army her soldiers
At the cml of a courtship she consent
must be killed. She professes great within the international rule, or to cre­ ed to lie my wife. There was a wed­
ate distinctions between one class of ding. mid she mid 1 are now occupy­
friendship for the United States. We
warships and another.
ing tlie house together.
should return all those professions, nut
Tlie place Is singularly pleasing to
at the same time our heaviest fighting
me. remembering how I came to occu­
What
’
s
become
of
the
old
f
i
-ned
ships should tie kept in the Pacific; our I
py It permanently, and I think that na
west coast defenses should be of the Democrat who u*>-d io be thanxmg turo lias kindly otoiter.ited from my
God
for
Woodrow
Wilson?
best and a weather eye should always
wife the sadness Hint once attached to
be kept on Japan, for when she gets
You can lead th» average one-cylin­ It. This has largely been accomplish­
all ready no diplomatic notes will stop der man to the eight-hour day, but y- u ed by the advent of children.
her for a holy minute.
can’t make him work.
Republican Ticket
We are ready to meet your demands and
will do the very best we can to please you
THE FIRST REPUBLI-
CAN
MEETING
Held at Court House Thurs-
day Afternoon
ters Greatly In­
terested
A FULL LINE 'of Fall Goods, Groceries,
Grain and feed, Dry Goods and Notions-
Right in quality, right in style, Right in price
We sell Nurmi’s Butternut Pan-Dandy Bread
Give us a trial.
We will prove to you that in
spite of all they say:
“The World is Growing Better"
Taylor-Williams Co
The People's Store
Phone 142
Oregon
Jacksonville
Start of ths Omnibus.
Tile invention of omnibuses Is due
to the philosopher I’ascal. who. in
February. 1<»<>7, obtained a "privilege"
or a patent for public carriives to
travel through certain streets of Paris.
They held eight passengers, who paid
six sous each, and were very success­
ful, although un act of parliament of
Paris forbade them being used by lack
eys. soldiers and other humble folk.
Pascal died In 1067. and Ills useful In
vention did not long survive him. The
omnibus reappeared in London about
the beginning of the last century and
was adopted in several French provin­
cial towns before Paris accepted it
again.
Pointer For the Preacher.
Among the stories related by the late
Rev. Dr. A. F. Pierson was one of a
marble cutter, with chisel and ham­
mer. working a block of stone Into a
statue. A preacher who was looking
on said. “I wisli I could, on hearts of
stone, deal such transforming blows!"
"Perhaps you might,” was the work­
man's quiet answer, “if, like me. you
worked on your knees."—Philadelphia
Record
Speedy Giraffes.
The kangaroo, supposedly a fleet
beast, covers but ten to fourteen feet
a second. while the giraffe dashes
along over fifty feet In (lie same time,
and an ox attached to a wagon goes
two feet a second. Sume spedes of
hare run sixty feet a second, others not
more than half so fast.
Definition* of Man.
Man has I teen deflnled l>y Aristotle
as "a reasoning animal.” by Plato as
"a political animal." by Dante as “a
ridiculous animal." by Varciil and by
John Fiske as "an Improvable animal."
Boerlinve calls men “mud worked up
bv the hand of God."
Plenty of Time For Action.
The police magistrates so often ad­
monish women complainants to come
back and report any further wrong­
doing on the part of husbands who
have been released that these Judges
fall Into the habit of repenting the ad
monition on every occasion In which a
man nnd wife are concerned.
The other day a woman told one of
the magistrates that her husband bad
threatened to kill her.
“Very well, madam." said the magis­
trate mechanically, “very well: if he
does, you come back and tell me. nnd I
will punish lilm.” — Case and Com-
ment.
Orang Utan.
The large anthropoids of Borneo and
Sumatra are usually called orang ou
tangs Th a form. It seems. Is not cor
rect- Orang signifies man and outang
of utnng. debt, something owing, so
that orang outang would simply mean
a man In debt
The correct Malay
name Is orang utan, or outmi. This
signifies the forest man In distinction
to orang dusuui. or Village (civilized)
man.
Key and Dragon.
A big key. the symbol of St. Teter
on the cupola of the church of St
I'eter rpou-t’ornhlll. in L> udon. Is th ■
largest weathercock in the city
Th ■
drngi n on Bow church. In tTicaps.de
Is next tn size, being only a few
Inches shorter
Every Home can have
a Musical Instrument
Wonderful Values in Pianos, Player Pianos
TM m I Coevo"
Talking Machines, Etc
We are known to carry only what
is good, whnt will endure and what a
is fully worth the price asked. Our 1
easy payment terms place the best
musical instruments within every­
one's reach. Fill out the coupon
or write for catalogues
Sherman.
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P ortland .
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Mom*
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The Telephone's *1 rout e Man.’*
for
Every telephone company Ims a
BURNS, CUTS
‘trouble department, wlieie all com
and WOUNDS
plaints of bad service and defective
equipment go. The men who ma kl­
Dannie Eucalyptus Olntmant
i
the repairs mid adjust meats are known
at all druq storm
as “trouble men.'' ami they have to lie
T ubes 2sc jars 60 c
not only expert workmen, but chaps
of Intelligence a ad common sense, for
lIley meet many problems that are not
Electric Sparks
set down in tlie books Thoughtless
people can do many things to put u
(From Off Our Wireless)
telephone out of commission. and some
of them are simple wet umbrella lean
ed up ngiilnst the wiring in such a
Counting the five congressional and
way that it grounds the current and.
|
two-and
one-half Woodrow Wilson's to
of course, makes tlie phone useless
In this particular case tlie umbrella ' a decade, we miy expect the three-
remained where It ought not to have hour day by 1926.
been while the owner of the pitot <• I: cl
A railroad strike that would intro­
led and fl'Uied beennse he could nol duce the modern Boston family to a
get central mid then went to a neigh
bor's and called up Hie telephone com­ . fish diet, might not be such a calamity
pany. When the "trouble mini" ar­ I after all.
rived he saw ut otn e what tlie mutter
The stay-at-home voter is the kind
was and picked up the umbrella of ehap who hides down cellar when
"Now call central. " lie suggested, mid his next door neighbor is being mur-
the Irate patron got mi Immediate re­ , dered.
sponse.—Leslie's
Senator Penrose's reference to the
Remarkable Reptile»,
Missouri baking powder case naturally
During the time of dep< sition of the got a rise out of Senator Stone,
clays constituting the .Morrison shale
The hold-up men in Chicago who
in southern Colorado there existed a
great variety of remarkable reptiles of hand back to their victim half his mon­
huge size. Their bones, which are in ey, in response to his plea of “hard
places abundant, are the remains of times.” must themselves be enjoying
animals that were mired in the soft a prosperous season.
clay of which Morrison formation
Dahlias and gladioluses are admired
largely consists. Some of these crea-
tures, such as the brontosaurus, were more for their beauty than for the way
sixty feet long
Many of them had they are spelled.
remarkably small heads, notably the
According to Horace Johnson of Mid­
stegosaurus, which hail so diminu­ dle Haddam, Conn., the planets Venus
tive a brain that it must have been and Mars are responsible for the “rain
very stupid. This animal was un­ fog and untimely cold” of the Sum­
doubtedly very clumsy also, but Its
huge size and protective armor aided mer. Evidently these star performers
in its preservation -Geological Survey are now taking their annual vacation.
Bulletin.
Verily, all things with the exception
of the war, come to an end, including
According to Thoir Clothe*.
even the "pig push” and the Russian
"Girls will be girls."
“That’s all right
But some of the steam roller.
older women seem to lie trying to edge
When Congress has finished fixing
Into the girl class." Kansas City Jour
the wages of everybody in the country,
nal.
railroad presidents will have to run for
Congress in order to earn a living for
Bvcon and Garlio.
In Wales the hedge garlic. or. as ft their families.
Is more commonly called Ma k by the
“The hopes of mankind cannot be
hedge.” Is often fried with bacon
kept alive by words merely’’ Wilson
Good humor Is the health of the Boni at the birtholace of Lincoln. No won­
der America is suffering from spiritu­
sadness Its polaon.—Stanislaus,
al malnutrition.
,