Peculiar toeltselr
TH de.
The Man at the Door—My little girl,
ma'am, picked up a shoppfn' bag which
In selection, proportion and combination sho says sbr> seen an old lady drop—
of ingredients,
an* I thought maybe it was yours,
In tbe process by which their remedial ma'am.
values are extracted and preserved.
The Lady in the Hall (haughtily) —
In effectiveness, usefulness and economy. There uru no old ladies here It isn't
Curing the widest range of disease».
mine.
Doing the roost good for the money.
And yet It was tiers. Just the same.—
Having the most medicinal merit,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Aul the greatest record of cures,_
PERUNA A TONIC OF
GREA T USEFULNESS.
Castro, However, Continues Active
Preparations tor War.
S
, O® Oo RHEUMATIS M
Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric a. id in the blood, which is
carried through the circulation to all portions of the svstem. livery muscle,
nerve, bone and joii t absorbs the acrid, pain-]
evusing
aches, inllamniation, stillness and other well kn. nvn s\ laptoms of the disease.
Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be
expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and ot'; r external treatment
which does not reach the blood, where the cause is lo,
d. Such measures
give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood. S. S. S. cures
Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purilur. It i ' ' down into the
Interprets Sending of Warships as ■ circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S.
expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell
Threat and Takes Ammunition
ing and other discomfort, enriches the* weak, sour blood, and permanently
La Guayra Forts.
cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic,
S. S S. will be found a safe, vegetable remedy, p -si -sing the properties
needed to cure, and at the same time a medicine that builds up the entire
Caracas,
President Castro svstem bv its tine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism ami anv lm dical advice
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
received on October 12 the second note free to all who write.
from The Netherlands government,
which fixes November 1 as the date
for revocation of the transshipment
So many peanuts uro eaten in this
TOWERS ECU BRAND
decree of May 14, but it was not until country that the native supply is not
WATERPROOF
suliielent
for
the
demand
and
about
the following day, October 13, that
$3,(100
worth
of
the
African
nuts
were
OILED
Venezuela’s anxiously awaited reply
imported from Marseilles in 19011 and
GARMENTS
was delivered into the hands of Baron over $73,000 worth In 1907. Tile west
ara cut on large
von Zickendortf. the German minister, coast of Africa produces quantities of
paikrns.designed
who is in charge of Dutch interests.
peanuts.
to give the wearer
ihculrr.ost comfort
Dr. I’aul, minister of foreign affairs,
Society Horror.
closed his answer to Holland by saying
“Gayman, I saw you in tbe conserva
UGHTDURABLECLEAM
that, as an interruption of diplomatic tory the other afternoon embracing an
C’J.yi.'JITEEü^jEHPROOf
exchanges exists between The Nether elderly spinster.”
lands government and Venezuela, and
“I don’t deny it, Goodsole. I was try
SUITS ’322
as the Venezuelan government desires ing to conserve our natural resources.
SLICKERS *322
to arrive at an amicable agreement, he
“VVh’R ’mt?”
Bt WH Mt CAMfHT
asked the government of Holland to
“Reclaiming an arid waist.
j c n of rm f/j/t. .
I
send to Caracas a confidential agent
A JTCWJR CO BOSTON USA.
with powers and instructions to settle
■ . .V
, S.’O T.-uCNfO CAM
all pending differences.
Holland makes no further threat in
her note, but the fact that two Dutch
warships left Holland at the same time
as the note, and are now lying in the
’ll .■ wi ll known reliable
harbor of Curacoa, has been interpret
o pernumi’iitly in ercoine ny proper
ed here to be a direct though mute
threat that force would be used on No personal efforts uitli the assisfiutco
Root and Herb
vember 1 to compel revocation of the of the one truly beneiicujl loxnt
decree of May 14.
remeily, Syrup’of figs <m<l LluirofSe
President Castro has answered this whien enables one to form reguior
• i«.
ii lifo study of
threat by making all necessary naval habits daily so 11 mt assistance to no-
in that
and military preparations to meet any
! is aiv.
lure
may
lie
gruilually
dispenseduith
.mt
.. u i J li. wonder-
reasonable emergency, and shells for
l remedies.
the large coast defense guns on the I.a uhen no lon£er needed as the best of No Mercury, Poisons <> • t'ugsUsed He ( urea
Without Operation, er W it i it.; . he A ri of u Knife
Guayra mountains were carried up to remedies, when reauircit, arc to assist
He
' 1-ting,
l'hroat. hliotiiniit i-.i:. .’ ' i
N«rt<-iib Debility.
the mountains last week.
nature and not to supplant the natur I'-o;.;,:
I; 1
I
I ,
Munhuoi
al functions, which must depend ulti Fuiuale WeaknetH an ! Al! Private DiHeitbos
A SURE CANCER CURE
mately upon proper nourishment, Just Received from P< ' ing, China -Safe, Sure
BEWARE OF JAP.
and Reliable.
proper efforts,and right living generally.
IF YOH ARE Al i J< I I D DON’ T DELAY.
DELAYS ARE DAN’t i liOEH.
Hobson Says United States Doomed Tojiet its beno|ieial effects, always
COINHUUTATIOIN I ■ UIU3
buy the genuine
Soon as Fleet Leaves Pacific.
If you cannot, cal 1. write f r • i -»ton blank and clrots
lar. liK’lo-.' 4 < cilia in stuTni-M.
THE
(’ DEI: WO ( HIM SE M ' I
INECX/.
San Francisco, Oct. 29.—A few byrup'i
i urtfSenna <621-2 First
St., ('or. Mori i
.
l'ortland, OrogosK
thousand Democrats in San Francisco
PleuHe
Mention
This
Purer.
L manujautured liy the
were told last night by Captain Rich
mond Pearson Hobson that Japan is
P N U
eagerly seeking war with the United
States at an early date.
F ig S yrup C o . only
Hobson was sailing along smoothly SOLD BYALL LEADINC DRUGGISTS
one
size oiily, regular puce 50^ p.. Bottle.
diiscussing the campaign issues with
fervid speech, when a voice in the au
dience asked him to enlighten his hear
ers on naval affairs.
The congressman, who is a member
of the house committee on naval af
fairs, readily complied.
He asserted
that Japan had borrowed more than
WILL IX) ALL
a billion dollars to be used in a war
I H M INI
with the United States. The overtures
HIGH PRICED
of peace on the part of Japan, said the
N NOB WILL
speaker, were to delude this nation
Get it from
DO AND
A FULL POUND 25
into returning the battleships to the
IX) IT BETTER
your Grocer
Atlantic so that Japan could seize
strategic points in the Pacific and on
the western coast of America, and by
commanding the mountain passes could
prevent relief from the East. He tol 1
his hearers that there are now in the
United States 65,000 Japanese soldiers.
Strictly n.iNfiiexs.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Inquiring Friend You’ve
booze? How did you ever Riiniiuon
In usual liquid form or in chocolated enough fortitude and seif-demal to
tablets known as Sarsatabs. lOOdosea $1. that ?
Budger -I paid a high priced doctor
Probably Lapsed.
“Mr. Hankinson,” said the mother of $-•’ to tell me what was the matter with
the young woman to the youth whom she me. and that was his sole prescription
suspected of an ambition to become a By George. 1 couldn’t afford to waste all
member of the family, “have you ever that money!
been baptized?”
Amending the Declaration.
“Once, I think,” he answered, hesltat-
“Has your order been taMen?” asked
Ingly.
one of the waiters.
“Yes,” said Mr. Welbroke, ‘‘fifteen min
Cause and Effect.
Thn Doctor—That is a point in thrra- utes a^ro. If it Isn’t too late, »hough, I’d
p.utics 1 shall have to look up. I find I like to change it.”
“To change your order, sir?”
nu growing rusty.
“Yes; if you don’t mind I’ll change It
1 ne Professor—Rusty? Then there is
to au entreaty.”
too touch iron in your blood.
A Utt Fishy, This.
WOULD NEGOTIATE ' C C A CURE FOP
Mothers will find Mrs. Wînslcr.v’s Boothlag
th»’bv»t remedy to use torthêirch ldr u
Porpoise—What Is the whale blowing Byrup
luring the teething pvr.od.
about?
Dogfish—Oh. be got so many notices
lion. R. S. Tharin, attorney at law
Tbe fifth wedding anniversary I b the
for bls feat in swallowing Jonah he’s "wooden" wedding: the tenth, “tin;" fif and counsel for Anti-Trust League,
been blowing ever since.—Boston Tran teenth, “crystal:" twenty-fifth, "silver;” writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N. W.,
script.
thirtieth, "pearl," fiftieth, "golden;” Washington, D. C., as follows:
“Having used Peruna for Catarrhal
seventy-fifth, "diamond.”
disorders, I am able to testify to its
By the addition of “20-Mu!e-Team” Borax to
Orltflu of the Coolncne.
I great remedial excellence and do not
the water in which carriages, bicycles, automo
Esmeralda—I don’t care much for auto hesitate to give it my emphatic en
biles and other vehicles are washed, the dirt and
grease will bo quickly removed without destruc mobile riding.
dorsement and earnest recommendation
tion of the varnish; in fact, the varnish will be
Gwendolen—I suppose not; the chauf to all persons affected by that disorder.
benefited by th<- process ordinarily.
feur can't manage the nachine with one It is also a tonic of great usefulness.”
The cow’s udder is kept in a clean, healthy and
hand.
Mr. T. Barnecott, West Aylmer, On
smooth condition by washing it with “20-Mule-
Team” Borax and water. This prevents rough
tario, Can., writes: “Last winter I
Prospective Rusinesa.
ness and soreness or cracked teats which make
was ill with pneumonia after hav.ng la
milking time a dread to the cow and a worry to
‘‘I’ll take your damage caBe,” said grippe. I took Peruna for two months,
the milker.
tbo lawyer, helping to bls feet tbe num when I became quite well. I also in
The milk pail is kept free from staleness, slimi
ness and stickiness if it is washed with “2C-Mule- just bit by an automobile.
duced a young lady, who was all run
‘‘Thank you.” replied the victim. down and confined to the house, to take
Team” Borax and water—one tablespoonful to a
quart of water. Packed Va, 1, and 5 lb packages. “I’m not much hurt, but I recognized
Peruna, and after taking Peruna for
that measly chauffeur. He may have three months she is able to follow her
a case for you later.”—Philadelphia trade of tailoring.
I can recommend
Ledger.
Peruna for all such who are ill and re
Tl.is sterling household remedy is most
quire a tonic.”
Explained ut Last.
successfully prescribed for a “world of
Pe ru-na Tablets.
“
The
late
Dr.
Morgan
Dix.
”
said
a
troubles.” For derangements of the di
Some people prefer to take tablets,
gestive organs it is a natural corrective, cleryman of New York, ‘‘had a droll
operating directly upon the liver and ali way of lightening gra.’e subjects with rather than to take medicine in a fluid
mentary canal, gently but persistently little humorous asides, Once .1 heard form. Such people can obtain Peruna
stimulating a healthful activity. Its him addressing a graduating class nt a tablets, which represent the solid
beneficial influence extends, however, to
medicinal ingredients of Peruna. Each
every portion of the system, aiding in the medical school. He began In this way: tablet is equivalent to one average
processes of digestion and assimilation of “ 'Physiologists tell us. gentlemen, that
food, promoting a wholesome, natural the older a man grows the smaller Ills dose of Peruna.
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad brain becomes. This explains why the
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con old man knows nothing and the young uigureiie Smoking on the Increase.
Consumption of cigarettes increased
stipation and the long list of troubles one everything.’ ”
largely in tbe United States during the
directly traceable to those unwholesome
Vitus’ Dance find ervous iJiaense« perma- last fiscal year ended June 30, 1908.
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi EITC
I I 1 J nently cured l>y Dr. J i tie« (i re.i t N< r' < ■ 1 ;<•-
ness, headache, backache and despond ■toror.
preliminary annual
Send for FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatise. according to the
ency due to inactivity of the liver, Dr. R. H. Kline, Ld., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. statement of internal revenue receipts.
kidneys and digestive tract. It is a
Tobacco revenues generally fell oil, the
strengthening tonic of the highest value.
iWot I) ixuppoin ted.
public smoking fewer cigars than the
If it fails to satisfy we authorize all
Goodman Gonrong—I’ve had the offer
dealers to refund the purchase price.
of a job an* I’ve a great mind to go to preceding year, taking less snuff and
chewing less. But more cigarettes of
H oyt C hemical C o . Portland, Oregon work.
Hay mold Storey—I alwus knowed ther’ all kinds were used.
Less spirits were used than In 1307,
wui a yeller streak in you.
the heaviest falling off being In the
Tlie Famous Four.
spirits distilled from grain, the reve
Each of the following named gentle nue on which declined over $15,000,000
men, upon being out late With the boys This would indicate large decline in
has concocted a famous excuse, and. whisky consumption. The beer busi
what is more wonderful, got away with ness, however, continued to grow I d
it. They are: Jonah, Ulysses, Rip Van spite of the depression.
Winkle, Robinson Crusoe.—Judge.
Tbe total decrease In Internal reve
nue, as compared with the preceding
Fairy Tn le.
On the third finger of her left hand the fiscal year, was $17.998.072.
sweet young thing wore a magnificent soli
In 1020.
taire.
“Prisoner,” •aid the magistrate se-
“So you’re going to marry a prince,
ar* you?” said the necessary questioner. verely, "you are charged with being a
millionaire. How did you happen to
“A prince? I don't understand."
fall?”
“The son of a coal king.”
"Your honor,” responded the trem-
"O, yes,” smiled the sweet young thing.
bling man at the bar, “tn a moment of
"I’m to be hi» Cinder Ella.”
weakness I made a book on the races."
Is your mouth similar in any way to the above? If
To Brea) In New Shoes.
so. no need to wear a wobbly, unusable partial plate
“You’re not incurable,” rejoined the
Always shake in Alien’s Foot-Ease, »powder.
SELL GRAZING LANDS.
or ill-tittinu, ordinary bridge work. The Dr. Wine
'I cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet, magistrate, who at heart was not un
system of
ures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
“TEETH WITHOUT PLATES”
“Go and reform by playing the March of Civilization Ciuses Sheep
ill druggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dent accept kind.
The result of 21 years' experience, the new way of
riysulrsiitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address book of some other fellow. Dismissed.”
replacing teeth in the mouth—teeth in fact, teeth in I lien S. Olmsted, Lo Koy,N. Y.
men to Dispose of Holdings.
—Philadelphia Ixtdger.
appearance, teeth to chew your food upon, as you
did upon your natural ones. Our force is so organ
Lewiston,
Mont., Oct. 29.- The sale
Concerning Mrs. Jyp«a.
Fame.
ized we can do your entire crown, bridge or plate
of nearly 30,000 head of sheep here
Mrs. Goodsole—What satisfaction does
work in a day if necessary. Positively painless, ex-
Proud
Father
My
daughter,
I
suppose,
traoting. Only high-class, aoientitic work.
Mrs. Jypes derive from her new automo is getting along famously with her dra- this week by Waite, Elliott & Peck to
WISE DENTAL CO., INC.
bile? I never see her riding in it.
Fergus and Yellowstone parties marks
matic studies.
Dr. W. A. Wise. Manager., 21 years in Portland.
Miss Capsicum—She isn’t deriving any
Principal (of the school of dramatic the retirement of another big Montana
Second Floor, Falling Building, Third and Wash
ington Streets. Office hours, 8 A. M. to 8 P. M. Sun satisfaction from it now. The Snoodle« art)—Er—yes ; indeed she is.
On ar woolgrowing firm which has for many
days, 9 to 1 P. M. Painless Extracting, 50e. plates. have bought a finer one.
amateur»’ nicht at one of the theater» re vears figured conspicuously in the busi
16 up. Phones A and Main 2U29.
cently the audience fairly went wild with ness.
isithusiasm when she «tarred in a little
With the influx of farmers from the
comedy called “Getting the Hook.”—Chi Middle West these great tracts of land
cago Tribune.
are becoming too valuable for agricul
tural purposes to justify holding them
Kunrgh to Wake Than.
"It's wonderful,” »aid Dubley, "bow for sheep ranges. I.and that will grow
wide awake the Japanese •have become an average of over 35 bushels of high
grade winter wheat, without irriga
in recent years.”
“Ob, it's not so wonderful,” replied tion, now commands about $15 per acre,
the observant m»n, “when you consider so it will be seen that these immense
that they have an earthquake every tracts represent a large sum of money.
night or so in tbelr country.”—Phila
Sultry Politics in Cuba.
delphia Press.
The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa
Havana, Oct. 29. The fight between
Appalling He.vlt,
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
Radiy the mermaid regarded herself la the Liberal and Conservative parties
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
for supremacy throughout the island
her mirror.
to deceive you in tills. Counterfeits, Imitations and
The ill
“This," eh. said, "is the penalty im becomes more bitter daily.
“ «Tust-as-go'od ” are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
posed by nature for tbe absurd effort of feeling has resulted in charges, which
my ancestresses, ages ago, to abolish the authorities are investigating today,
hips 1”
that the Liberals have stolen private
From which we learn bow dangerous property along the route of their cam
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
it is to meddle with the orderly processes paign excursions. The Conservatives
goric, Drops and Soothing’ Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
of evofution.
claim to give a number of instances in
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
which they say the Liberals “appro
tp to Date.
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
They were looking up at tbe latest priated lands.” In the Eastern por
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
skyscrapper. "But what are those tion of the island serious clashes are
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
things »ticking out from the sides?' e* expected.
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
asked tbe upstate friend.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
Destroy Posted Papers.
"Those? Oh. those are the mile
New York, Oct. 29.- When present
post»answered the New Yorker.—
ed with a rate'sch»’dule marked “not to
Judge.
be posted’’ at the hearing in the gov
Bears the Signature of
ernment suit to dissolve the Standard
Oil company, William S. Kailman, a
freight manager of the New York
Central railroad company, te stified that
AN UNSURPASSED
the reason for the order, despite the
REMEDY!
interstate commerce law requiring that
Puo'l Cure ia an urt’irpuaed re
medy for cougha, eolda, bronchitia.
tariffs be posted, was because the
arihm., hoaraencaa and ihrosl and
road found it difficult to keep posted
lung .rleeti jna.
Il a"*. direct to
the arat of the trouble .nd ,-n^dly
papers from being destroyed.
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It makes a
e Venezuela Remembers Bolivar.
Caracas, Oct. 29. The birthday an
niversary of Sirnon Bolivar, who libe
rated Venezuela from Spanish rule, wes
observed throughout the republic yes
terday.
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