Independence monitor. (Independence, Or.) 1912-19??, January 21, 1916, Image 2

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M.S. If WEYMAN BRUTON COMPANY. 50 U.los Sqsar., Hew York City
THE INDEPENDENCE NATIONAL BANK
Established
1889
A Successful Business Carter of Twenty fivi Years
INTEREST PAID ON
TIME DEPOSITS
AIND OIIKCTOWS
H. Hirschbcrg, Pres. D. W. Sears, V. P.
K. K. DeArmond, Cashier
W. H. Walker, I. A. Allen, O. D. Butler
mm s it
Tono Coal - $7.50
Castle Gate Coal $12.00
Tono coal Is mined near Centralla,
Wash., and Is ajgood Iltfnite coal.
Gives good satisfaction for domes
tic use. : : : :
Castle Gate Is a high grade, hard
Utah coal -none better.
We deliver as small as half ton at the above
prices. Less than half ton lots a cartage charge
of 25c Is made.
Order Now!, Oct the Habit!
The Charles K, Spaulding Logging Co.
GOOD START IN
PIANO CONTEST
(continued from page 1)
hiKhtiit number of rotes at that
time). This prize is extra and in
addition to the other prizes of
fered, and its winning will not
bar tht winner from the piaao
or any of the merchants' prizes.
i ,
do it now ana help someone
reap the benefits of this liberal
offer. Remember that a number
or independence merchants are
interested in this contest and
gr vote coupons with sash pur
chases. This contest is bftween indi
viduals and no lodge or other or-
Ranizatlon will be permitted to
stand as the candidate of uny
particular organization with the
understanding if the contestant
wins, the piaao or other prizes
are to go to the organization.
Such an agreement would be
manifestly unfair to the other
contestants. Any candidate so
detected will ba dixqualifled.
The Monitor wants new sub
scriptions and a lot of them and
these contestants will get them
for us by seeing their friends and
inducing them to subscribe or re
new for this papr. We guar
antee to make the naoer well
orth the money of every sub
scriber and we expect to held the j
new subscribers for many yars
to come. That is the only wav
we can make this contest make
money for us.
mi f ii ! . t
inn lonowing are tne mer
chants who are donating special
prizes in this contest:
Eddy & Elliott
Williams Drug Co.
Uowe's Jewelry Store
Calbreath & Jones
Mrs. Bascue, Milliner.
SIRES AND SONS.
Tred Harris of Hun Frunc-isco has his
name tattowl ou his forehead.
J. A. CranJalt of Brooklyn In thirty
even years bus Invented 200 Christ
mas toy. He l.t eighty-two and poor.
Major General William H. Carter,
one of the Inst veteran! of the civil
war between the stale on the army
active list, recently passed Into retlre
pient at the use of slxty-flve. He bad
been in coinmuml of the Hawaiian de
partment Henceforth be wijl live In
Washington.
Kasel L"hljlma, on whom tbe em
peror of Japun has Just conferred the
decoration of the Order of tbe Rising
Sun, fifth cluss, aa the most successful
Japanese In California, has for twenty
years been known aa George Bhlma.
In the state be Is known as tbe "potato
king," having risen from poverty to
affluence through- his success In han
dling- extensive potato crop.
Dr. Cary T. Grayson, the president's
physician, la a Vlrginlun, thirty-seven
years of age and a navy man. He en
tered tbe navy as a paymaster and re
signed a year Inter to enter tbe med
ical school of the University of Vir
ginia, lie was assigned as the physi
cian to tbe White House in tbe last
few months of the Taft administration
and has been there ever since.
THE PILL BOX
Pert Personals.
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CASH MAKES MEAT CHEAP
BEEF
Briskst 10o
Roast lfio
Short Kit's 12Jo
Bleak 17o
MUTTON
Stw lUo
Chops 12J
Ia 15c
Host Meal&e
TO UK
Pork btiak 14o
I -oin 17. c
11am 17.o
Hoast 15c
VEAL
8tw lfo
Chop 17Jo
Loin 17Jc
LA HI)
Hull 15o
Rncktu ,r
WVitms lfo Miiu-tnl Ham IT
t'orequai tor Goal 4j
The Peoples Market
A. NELSON, Prop
CHURCHES
i CHm.HT.ArN
r. Claude Stephens, Pastor
Services at Christian church for
Lord's Day, Jan. 23, 1916:
HiMe Bihool at 10 . rn., 1. W. Rich
ardson, superintendent.
Divine Worship at 11. a. m.
Christian Endeavor at 6:30 p. m.
Union services at opera houe. You
will tind a welcome awaiting you here.
MI3THODIST
W. a STEWART, Pastor.
The First Methodist church service
Sunday, Jan. 2S, will be as follows:
Sunday School at 10.
Remember the eont.it which ia on
with Jason I-os Sunday School at Sa
lem. We are out to win. Report
stands hi follows, with Salem to be
; heard from this week: calem, 696; In
! dependence, 16. We made t:i2 points
last Sunday. We must have 600 next
Suuday,
Divine Worship 11 a. m.
Topic, ' Oar Redemption."
Epworth League at 6:110.
Union revival meetings at the opera
house at 7:.'!0 in the evening.
A centest that bids fair to be inter
esting and exciting is on now between
the local Methodist Sunday School and
the Jn.on l.eu M. K. Sunday School,
S!.iii, by tha way, this school was
orgsnizsd by liev. W. C. Stewart in
1110. The contest for points is worked
out as follows: 1. Attendance. Tak
ing the attendance for one Sunday and
multiplying by liK) and dividing by the
membership. J. tllction. Multi
plying the day's collection by 100 and
dividing by the diy's attendance. 3.
New as inhere. Five points for first
Sua. lay, ten for second, fifteen for
third and twenty for the fourth when
the scholar is enrolled and and becomes
a member of the ichool. The contest
is on till Faster Sunday, which comes
the 2 id of April, The superintendent
says they are out to win. We would
like to see everybody boost. The iocal
school made points Is it Sundsy.
At the present writing the Salem
school is ahead. Watch for the reports
from week to week, it will be found
under the head of the church announce
ments. IIAITIST
W. S. STEWART, Pastor.
Sunday Schvul at 10.
'reaching at 11.
H. Y. 1'. I', st t :m
Union Service at the Oers House it
T:W. All iuviud.
Astrvn.mn r who has dtscov. !
ervd hi4 f,.-.niu .-i-niet, deserves unieh j
pr-.ilse. tlnuuU v.c have worried '
aKn will) cwuels we bad
For all the millions Andy Carnegie
bus given away, he Isn't halfway back
to the place where be "used to bo so
happy and so poor." Atlanta Consti
tution.
Only 10 per cent of the population
have absolutely normal sight, and one
of Its few possessors Is aa one would
expect Mr. Bernard Shaw. London
Standard.
It la not necessary to worry about
Mexican relations any more. Uenry P.
Fletcher, the American ambassador to
that country, la a Pennsylvania!!. Phil
adelphia Press.
Yuan Shlh Mat, having seen to it that
the boy ex-empcror was afllauced to bis
little daughter, miry now be referred to
as father-in-law of bis country. Spring
field Republican.
Flippant Flings.
When we get telephones that can be
aeen through every woman will have
to look Into the mirror before she an
swers a call. Toledo lllnde.
"Hanks are looking for currency,"
says tbe stock market news. Coming
down to the level of the common peo
ple at hint. Cincinnati Tribune.
A recent test of fifty-three college
freshmen showed that only eleven
knew what country Sulonlki Is In.
Well, Snlonlkl Itself la not quite sure.
Huston lieruld.
It Is said thut many Wall street men
are taking efficiency courses In the
New York university. Wouldn't Jay
Gould and Jim Flsk laugh at this J
Cleveland Plum Dealer.
Animal Oddities.
The albatross la the largest of sea
birds. . .
Ostriches cau travel at a rate of over
a hundred miles an hour.
The eurwlg Is so called because Its
wings resemble the human ear.
Haboous possess a remarkable In
stinct for finding water and have been
used for that purpose In South Africa.
In I ml In. the presence of peacocks
means thut tigers are near at baud.
Sometimes a tiger may even be seen
accompanying a flock of them.
Some of the huge crabs found on As
cension Island are each a foot long.
They have beeii known to steal rab
bits from their boles and devour them.
BRIGHT BRIEFS.
What can't be cured should be In-'
aured.
When some folks say they want a
chance they mean they want an ad
vantage.
1'ra. e talk in the air, but the sir Is
of tbe hottest variety.
Satan seldom offers suggestions to
tbe uinn whose nose la continually
against the grindstone.
A fireproof munition factory, U
seems, 1.4 still beyond the skill of scl
euce and invention.
TJi trouble with most of as Is that
the fear of not accomplishing anything
keeje us from trying
The enumeration that shows 8.000
Americans now In I'aris will surprise
a lot of people In this country.
Moving pictures cau teach history no
doubt, but can't do a thing toward
prtHrly locating "woe" aud "whom."
There are people who wouldn't ad
mit that they were happy if happiness
were to break out all over them, like
tbe measles
Holland Is still maintaining Its neu
trality successfully. That may be on
account of tbe modern disinclination
to tUt a :alnst wtuduitlls.
Tuan Shlh Kal doesnt want to be
compared to Julius Caesar. And no
doubt Caesar would object to being
called the Yuan Sltib Kal of Rome.
One d.-es not use tbe word multimil
lionaire any more One merely as
serfs that the man of wealth could
carry on the war for an hour or a da
or even for a week, according to hi
Editorial
The medical department of The
Pill Box has received the following
important query: "I have a lump
on my off jaw as large as a quart
bucket. I look like a bull with the
lump jaw, only worse. What is it
and how can I get rid of it?" Hav
ing no medical department, the
matter was referred to the entire
editorial staff which by reason of
its wisdom is able to quickly sub
mit the following diagnosis: You
either have mumps or an ulcerated
tooth. If it is mumps don't worry
and if the other, flag a dentist and
dare him to do his worse. He will
sharpen his best auger, attach ten
horse of power, pry open your
mouth and commence boring.
Eventually he will strike bottom.
If the artesian flow that follows does
not bring all the liquid to the sur
face, he will put on a pair of rubber
boots and bail out the remainder.
Then after a bale of medicated cot
ton has been pounded in with a pile
driver, j'ou are cured.
1916 and Scowers.
A new baby has arrived in Grand
Ronde, a stout little boy has been
rwnfiypdr bis name is 1916. He has
brought with him a beautiful 'cover
of white snow, to the blessing of the
fall sown grain and a joy to the
young and old by taking rides in
the long stored sleighs. It has been
over seven years since we have such
a fine winter, the snow is about 8
inches on the level. A good oppor
tunity for hauling wood. Say,
good readers, has any of your calves
the scowers? The writer lost one
for not knowing how to cure it. Mr.
Fox, of Meda, gave us a receipt for
the cure. Make a strong tea from
the roots of the Salile, it will check
the-scowers quick, then give a dose
of salts. He says that will save the
calf. ---Grande Ronde News in Mc
Minnville, Ore., News-Reporter.
Society Section
Miss Phyllis Pumkinsr having
reached the age where her parents
no longer have any control over her,
celebrated the event by an informal
reception Sunday night. Those
present were John Nelson, Elmer
Addison, Willard Reeves, Harry
Miller, Larry Fitzgerald, Marion
Butler, George Rowe, Elmer Davis,
Walter Smith and Marvin Richard
son. Young Ladies' Department
There is a young lady named
Frances,
Who is rough with the boys on all
chances,
She'll step on their toes,
Tug at their clothes,
And hug like a bear at the dances.
Skunk Holler News
. Bad weather preventing Jack
Highwaterand Sam Dewberry con
tinuing their debate by personal
contact on the tariff on tallow, they
are now using the telephone.
While our schoolma'am, Miss
Susie Bright was riding Lige B's.
mule home from school last Mon
day night, the mule got to going
(continued in The Annex)
Independence Business Pirms
Well worthy of your patronage
Dr. J. Callaway
Osteopathic Physician
Crsduatt of the American School of Osteopathy,
Klrksvllle, MlncurJ, under founder of the
science, Dr. A. T. Still. : ; : :
Offices: First floor of the F. A. Patterson prop
erty, half block west of railroad, on C street
The City Bakery
MAKES THE ....
,,, Peerless Wrapped Bread ...
FATKONIZZ HOMI INDUSTRY
DENNY BROTHERS
-DEALERS IN
New and Second Hand
Hardware and Furniture
WE BUY, SELL AND EXCHANGE,
Storw on C Street.
American Restaurant
We serve the best meals In town.
All Bone Cooking : : ;
Chicken Dinner Ivery Sundsy. Meals it All Hours.
M1AIS 25c SHORT ORDE1S
IDA ZERR, Proprietor
Mais Street
HALLADAY'S MACHINE SHOP
In Fitchard's Garage.
General Machine Work
Repairing of all kinds
Vulcanizing. Automobiles a specialty
Let us grind yonr plow shares.
N. U. BUTLER
AttorneyatLnw
Practice In all Courts.
Q. A. RICH
THI RELIABLE
Contractor and Builder
Hie work speaks for itself.
See him if you wish to build.
Western Junk And Bargain House
OF SALEM, OREGON
Wishes to anno n see to dealers and fpeddlers of junk
and rsgs, that we will pay the very highest market
price for any and all kinds of Juuk. Hides and especi
ally Rags. Try us with a shipment. Any quantity
taken. Will pay freight on all shipments over 100 lbs.
Iwlll pay 1 l-2c per poend for Mixed Kags.
" In ir j information or ehippirf tags, write to
WESTERN JUNK CO.. Salem, Ore
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