Injured in Auto Wreck THE POLK COUNTY POST Published every Friday at independence, Oregon. John Bayless o f Kings Valley Atene as Mcood class mattar March M , 1918. at the poatotfice at lad*p*fu1*nc«, Oregon, under the Act of March 3, 1879. Editor and Publisher. Subscription Bates THREE MONTHS 50c. SIX MONTHS $ 1.00 ONE YEAR 2.00 A camper outfit mounted on $ by a Valley & Siletx work train near his farm. Cigarette T ° a o a l In t h * delicious B u rley t o b a o o o fla v o r . It ’ s T o a s t e d counted what seemed to be a brand new one o f the wisest authorities in Q'ZZZZ j * -g Henry Ford passed up one o f America on advertising, states: Tillamook's main streets one day “ In these days o f high cost of this -eek and stopped while the white paper and printing the ad­ Boost driver went into a grocery store, vertiser could not print a full Boost your city, boost your friend; presumably to purchase supplies page ad and buy the white pa­ Boost the church that you attend. for the family larder. On top o f per at the small cost the news­ Booat the «treat *n one side o f the auto was lashed plete page delivered to the home That is to say, which o f emotion. more for They can g e t along without you, their Boost fo r every new improvement; A couple o f ladies money than anything else they paused for a moment to view could buy at the same price. Coase to be a chronic knocker; activity, vertiser, provided the advertiser Boost it to the final tetter. —Exchange. and perching at a point o f van­ has the right kind o f message tage on the wires, suddenly ex­ and the right kind o f merchan­ into vocal WORKADAY WISDOM claimed: “ Say, papa, aint this dising plan back o f his adver­ cackled derisively, Then it tising.” pre­ cocious appearing kids had the bad manners to laugh immedi­ ately.—Tillamook Headlight. N o parrot like that haB halted in Independence. Letter-burning before the letter Is mailed may save many a heart burn later. while its adopted mamma and two The Ox seem» to have originated arouml the Mediterranean, particularly In Syria, Palestine. Often we could mend the ragged edge o f care If we simply took a stitch In time. A Piano Bargain A w aits You HEAD AY 367, Polk County Post, H0LSUM BREAD . 18 THE CHEAPEST AS WELL AS THE MOST WHOLESOME ON THE MARKET TODAY. BUY THAT EXTRA LOAF ^ Your Grocer Ha a I t C h e r r y C it y B a k i n g “ H e married Mrs. Jones and Miss Jane, too,” insisted the boy. “ Miss Jane said so.” “ Oh, no, dear, yon are mistaken. Mrs. Jones is the wife. Miss Jane is her sister.” “ But, mamma,” persisted the boy, "M ia « .lane always calls Mr. Jones ‘our husband.’ ” A N E S T H E S IA . “ Why do you blow smoke from your pi pe on that angleworm Indore you put it on your hook?” “ W ell, ma’am,” said the ancient angler, with a twinkle in his eye. “ I ’ m a humane man and I hate to think »bout sticking a fishhook through a worm while he is still in complete possession of his faculties. A fter he gets a whiff from this old pipe o f mine I don't believe he cares what happens to him.” — Birming­ ham Age-Herald. D IA M O N D S IN C H IN A . The gold mining bureau of Kwangvinshan, Krin province, China, has discovered deposits of diamonds in a gold mine now being worked, says Millard's Review. The •tones are large and of an appreci­ able fineness, and specialists have given the opinion that the deposit I » is worth while as a working propo* •ition. HE W ONDERED. “This i» a wonderful age. Harry.” said. “ W hy, people can talk •h e by wireless. Think o f speaking to a man over t.000 mile* away 1 I wonder if it*» distinct! I wonder if yon’d hear me all that way off, Harry.” “I wonder.” said Harry, wist- ?”llj f A good swimmer ought easily to realize that keeping one’s heud above the waters o f failure depends a good deal on how one handles d efea t— Brooklyn Eagle. Don’t make light o f the fat man who Is trying to reduce, he’s only try­ ing to mend his weighs. In the art of making and using pa­ per we are not in line with the Chi­ nese and other Asiatics, who not ouly muke the finest paper In the world, hut apply It to all sorts of uses, making window panes, umbrellas, fans, sand­ als and even clocks an4 garments o f 1L ■ ft 1 Have Your Eyes Examined I By Experts I W e devote onr entire time to the fitting of glasses to the eyes and the i jj grinding and making of lenses. W e do P specialize in eye glass work entirely. I properly fitted when you have your eyes examined here. I not sell any merchandise; but This is your assurance of getting j TH E BOW OPTICAL CO. I i 325 State Street, Salem Opposite Ladd & Bush Bank Optometrists Dr. Wonner B | ■ ; AAUlKlAkäi.L. B U V N O W The W estern Dust Proof FURNACE For W ood and Soft Coal Western Made for Western Fuel The Oblong; Fire Box where wood is used as a fuel or when coal is used only in the coldest weather, and wood the rest o f the time, this oblong fire box Western furnace is unequalled. The box is long and will al­ low the wood to lay down flat. It is not so long that soft coal cannot be used to advantage with the wood. It is an ideal ar­ rangement fo r both soft coal and wood and has found favor all over the Northwest. The castings sre heavy and are so designed that they w ill not crack. Remember that they are Guaranteed for Five Years. The Larg;e Feed Door The door is made extra large to admit knots and large chunks o f wood In the ordinary furna. e the wood must be split and stood in a round fire box. In the Western Dust-Proof you can use large pieces and lay them down so that the tire is easily held over nignt without coal. W estern made fo r Western fuel again. The Dust Proof Joints Tb? wedge sealed dust-proof joints are used throughout, same as in th* round-pot Western. the Interchangeable I t is possible to change the fire box trom oblong to round if you should dec ids to bum only Coal. Aside from the shape o f the fire box and the size o f the feed door this furnace is exactly the same aa the round-pot furnace. Grates I f only wood is used we furnish a regular wood grate, one fine •< ough to burn wood economically. I f coal is used with the wood ws use our regular wood and soft coal grate. The Specifications Are the Same as the Round Pot Furnace, Except— Num ber 20 Size o f Fire P o t.............. 24x20 Sixe o f Feed Door........... 12x13 Number 24 28x24 12x15 C. S. Hamilton 340 Court Street SALEM I § i i » I ■ i « . i « ,i r I ■: I* F A M IL Y . so?” Address And reduce the high cost of living.” OF T H E A small boy had fallen in love with two little girls. Full of con- o*rn for his future if he married only one, he asked his mother if 'ne couldn’t marry both. “ No, dear,” answered the moth­ er. “ N o man can marry two women at the same time.” “ Mr. Jones did,” contended the boy testily. “ Mr. Jones!” exclaimed the mother. “ W hat makes you think You can have a piano installed in your home tor a cash payment of $10. Sub­ sequent payments just as reasonable. This is a bargain you cannot afford to miss. F or full particulars “EAT MORE BREAD DURHAM syis TOBACCO Still, It’s better to keep on winding j up the old alann clock every night than to wake up some morning to find one’s affairs wound up by the sheriff. * Dr. Burdette As to paying compliments, Ezra, lot’s not forget that to many folks nonsense Is Incense. Mr. Barnes, U. S. Wheat Director Says: BULL’ Moat of our worries are like a cracked mirror- -they won’t bear look­ ing Into. I ! « « ■ ' » I H IlB IhH IM IIH IliH IB IW IIlW lW IM IM fllllfllllB iliP '■!!IBIIMIMHMI|,■!| HiP !>■ I ■ « White Russia in tha west, Ukranla la the aouth, Don, Tourtda, Kuban, Terek and Georgia In the southeast have declared themaelvea free soviet republic*. Independence, Oregon GENUINE In making good, the -peed at which i we travel matters less than the direc- j tion in which we’re going. Boost the stranger and the neighbor. A ll at once That is what makes newspaper Cease to be a progress blocker; the bedraggled pr soner seemed advertising so valuable to the ad­ I f you’d make your city better; one helluva tow n!” The person who determines at all costs to make his day dreams come true need never wake up. Rooster Hatched Out Family. In the poultry yard of a I*eii%*yl- vanla » a n is a bantam rooster which i jg caring for four little chicks if hutched out recently. About eight weeks ago the family missed the crow­ ing of the bantam rooster, which usu­ ally began at 4 a. in. ami eoutluued for an hour or more. It was found sit­ ting on the nest, clucking like a hen. All efforts to make him leave the nest failed. Seven eggs were put under him, four of which hatched. Boost the man fo r whom you labor; the strange visitor. galvanised for 10c from one sack of Booat the goods that you are selling. Boost the people ’ round about you— parrot seemed casually taking in read it and because they know Boost fo r every forw ard movement: they get 5 0 ^ or! cigarettes liliBlIWrail .1 M l ■,! ■¡I H I.H !:■ apparently the sights without the least bit that II' you're disgruntled, the readers o f a newspaper buy But success will quicker find them perched a big green parrot. The the paper because they want to I f they know that you’ re behind them. and Bayless’ small dwelling. one o f the piles o f bedding on paper charges him for the com­ a bird cage, and therein, dusty by invitation. j when his automobile was struck him, was slightly injured. Publicity Expert States V iew s on Newspaper Ads William H. Rankin, result o f serious injuries suffered child, who was in the car with otherwise provided for, euhecriptiou* will be »topped at expiration What’s the Matter, What’s the Matter, What’s the Matter? is in the Dallas hospital as the LUCI STRIKE C LYD E T. E C K E R * Levied on Skunk tor rur. \ most amusing and unexpected Idt of evidence as to the resourcefulness of wild animals was seen by a Fort Collins Colo., man who bus a pet skunk and h squirrel caged together. The two animals are Ann friends, but when the squirrel wanted material to build a nest It priweeded to chew enough fur off the skunk’s back. Now Ibe Innocent skunk has a bald spot as Idg as a saucer, and the squirrel has a nest made, partially at least, o f | skunk fur. House Furnisher