T H E P O L K C O U N T Y P O S T Baptist Young People Published every Friday at Independence, Oregon. Plan a Haystack Ride utered u Mcoud class matter March 26, 1918, at the postotlice u( Independence, Oregon, under the Act of March 3, 187». On Friday evening of next week the Young Peoples Society of the Baptist Church will meet at the church at 7:00 o’clock and all climb into a hayrack filled with straw and take a long jour ney into the country. Plans have been completed for the en 1 idle«« otherwise provided for, s u b s c rip tio n s will he stopped at expiration tire program and the young peo ple are looking forward to it with a great deal of interest. When they reach their destina tion a large bonfire will be built and games played and refresh A Q uartet T h a t Couple* G enuine E n tertain m en t W ith ments served. Come out next Splendid Singing in T w o C oncerts on th e F o u rth D ay Sunday night at 7:00 p. m. and hear more about it. You are welcome. This is free. CLYDE T. ECKER Editor and Publisher. Subscription Rates: THREE MONTHS 50c. SIX MONTHS $1.00 ONE YEAR $ 2.00 - L il ■ ■ ■. L I " " ' L L ' J L - J ______ . . . ______ l ---------------L ■_ 1 ____________ U - _________________________________ s Chautauqua Presents the Valda Four Missionary Society To Meet Friday, June 3 The Woman’s Foreign Mis sionary Society will hold its us ual monthly meeting in the M. E. Church the first Friday in June, at 2:30 p. m. This society has but recently been organized. An interesting and instructive meeting was held this month with a goodly attendance for the first meeting, but it being the only organiza tion of its kind in our city, a larger attendance is desired. All The Valda Four, a noted mule quartet of the Middle West, under the who are interested in the con leadership of August II. Dletze, well-known vocal teacher and composer. Is dition and welfare of their sis scheduled for two concerts at C hautauqua on the fourth day. It Is a splendid Singing organization. As a quartet their ensemble Is notable for robust vol- I ters in foreign lands are cor- tune, perfect blending of voices and wide resource In artistic Interpretation They sing with the rem arkable ease of men to whom singing Is second natifre pially invited to attend. (Contributed) and entertainm ent of first thought. T heir repertoire la extensive, ranging from one, indicating the source from TO REALIZE THE A lpine Guide Froze to Deatn in the half-shell, they would carry a sort of guarantee with them. Crevasse W h ile F rie n d t Sang MOST MONEY W ords He Loved. The owners of the patent sued a rival concern which ventured to tag With the strains of his favorite its own oysters. Infringement was We buy everything you folk song ringing in his ears Jean claimed. But the patent office de Weber, an Alpine guide, froze to cided that the complaint was with want to sell and sell death in a crevasse of the famous out merit, inasmuch as a tagged everything you want to Glamisch stock glacier. oyster was not a manufactured buy. Cash or trade. Weber w^s traversing the glacier product, nor an invention in any with a group of companions. H< ! proper sense. It declared that ex Bring in everything you slipped and plunged down 40 feci clusive rights in a tagged spriug want to sell and J will into a gaping crevasse. Although chicken might as reasonably be sell it for you on. a he was not injured, he was wedged j claimed : and, accordingly, the pat commission. between the walls of ice so that he i ent was pronounced void.—Phila could not move. delphia Ledger. MAX GOLDMAN No ropes were long enough to reach him, so the stoutest of the V A L U E IN W O R T H L E S S R O O T. party made the hazardous descent to the little town of Linthal for aid. The scrub palmetto root, for years TIME CARD Others remained behind to cheer the regarded as probably the most incased guide. They sang one after worthless product of the soil of the Valley & Siletz Railroad another of the songs that Weber had tiulf states, is worth something known and loved since childhood. after all. Motor Leaves independence Daily 10:50 a. in. As he felt death was drawing Extensive experiments’ to utilize near, Weber cried to them to “sing the fiber of the root for the manu Motor Leaves Independence Daily Sunday 4:10 p. m. one more song.” They sang his fa facture of brushes have been suc Motor E xcept A rrives Independence, Daily vorite. He listened with his face cessful. 9:50 a. iu. upturned appealingly toward his Of the 359 brush factories now A rrives Independence, Daily companions. Before the last verse operating in the United States, Motor E xcept Sunday 3:50 p. rti. of the song had been completed nearly all are utilizing fiber import I F reight service daily except Sunday, ed from Mexico and Braz.il. Weber died. Leave Independence 7‘30 a. m. The rescue party traveled all Several brush manufacturers who L. E. WATSON, Supt night carrying ropes and axes to have investigated the palmetto fiber free the victim, but arrived too late. declare it to be equal if not superior Talk to all the people The next day they returned to Lin- to anv imported. thru The Polk County Post. thal bearing his body. DIED HEARING FAVORITE SONG which they came. When served on • ( ALLOWED TO TAG OYSTERS United States P atent Office Hands Down Decision in Case of In- frin gem en t Claim . The United States patent office, only tiie other day, decided a dis pute concerning the validity of a | patent which had been granted for | i an oyster tag. The idea involved was that of I | identifying oysters by fastening a metal tag to the under shell of each MATTER FOR GRANTED L a w y e r H asty In Assuming T h a t th * C ourt W as Listening to A rg u ments of A ttorney. ngerent way ana saia: "Mr. »muri, it is a great piece of impertinence on your part to assume that the court is listening to him.” ...jilt ' - ft L iK K L ’f , One Hundred Cents “It wouldn’t be too had.”. “What wouldn’t?” tor a Dollar “If rug beating could be done with a golf swing. A fellow might When we examine a man’s be willing to practice his stroke that — eyes, fit him to glasses, or way.” simply renair the glasses he FOR A CHANGE There wus an amusing ending of a civil case tried in a Wyoming court, it was an appeal case and on one side was a testy lawyer and on has been wearing, we see to N O T B IT IN G . the othar a number of inexperienced it that— attorneys. The argumenta on both “ Been fishing yet?” He gets a hundred cents' worth of sides had been heard and the case satisfaction and ten dimes’ worth “Yes.” closet! for judgment. of service for every dollar he “Any hick?” Suddenly one of the inexperienced pays us. “No. TCven the fish refuse to get lawyers got up and addressed the back to their pre-war habits.” —Nor do we consider any court once more. The testy lawyer transaction closed, or our ser stood it for a moment, but losing THE LAST THING vices complete until that man patience, he also rose and addressed is certain the glasses are satis the court in this wise: “Your honor, 1 would beg with factory in every respect. a!! respect to point out to the court —The most modern facilities that my learned friend opposite' is for proper examination and entirely out of order in addressing Mr. Query—Don’t you ever get for the grinding of lenses are the court, and if I may be permit tired of doing nothing? a part of our equipment. ted to say so, the court has no right Tired Tim—Oh, yes. to be listening to him.” Mr. Query—Then what do you — Nearly twenty years’ ex The court, who at that time was do? perience. writing, put his head out iu a bel- Tired Tim Take a rest. MORRIS Optical Co. Commencement Time Dcing the next month many oi out young men and women will hauh thru school wotli and lake their places in the world of bm.nesi Probably some boy or girl you know now is reaching this interesting milestone. •J Attest your friendship os this occasion by some little gilt. It will be as escouragement and an incentive t] It need not be expensive W e have many thoroughly suitable articles at pnc.s that are wonderfully low. May we show you? F r ' f X j £ . J^ulJLa^nxLe^- WATCHMAKER. O JEWELER, p INDEPENDENCE. OREGON Independence Realty Co. "Save the Surface and You Save All” If it’s a surface to be painted, enameled, stained, varnished or finished in any way, there’s an Acme Quality kind to fit the purpose. | Acme Quality II Nephew—1 wish 1 kuew how to save part of my salary. I’ve tried Eyesight Specialists i every way I can think of. but it 204 to 211 Bank of seems impossible. I uever have any Commerce Bldg. thing left at the end of the week. S A L EM. ORE GON Uncle—Have you tried cutting Oregon’s Largest, Most Modern, down your expenses? Best Equipped Exclusive Nephew—Not vet, but I’m get- | Optical Establishment ting so desperate that perhaps 1 will. G A S O L IN E It tak es tw o parties to make a trade. One must w ri.l to sell, and the other m ust w ant to buy. The buyer c a n 't buy unless lie knows the seller wants to sell. He ean only find out through advertising, The Independence R ealty Co. is now carrying ads in the E astern papers, as well as the local papers. We will do our part, you do yours. Come and list with us; we will do the rest. IN BEAVER HOTEL B U IL D IN G Oflice Phone 1811 O. L. FOSTER, Mgr. the popular ballads to the great classics. TOOK SAY, LISTEN! “THE SIGN OF PAINT SUCCESS” Sold by, Spaulding Logging Company, INDEPENDENCE. OREGON R E S P E C T A B IL IT Y . Oigmanic society on the edge of the Sahara supports a magnificent garage. In towns, sprung up many hundred miles apart, in the wilder ness of British Columbia, isolated except for the two steel rails of the transcontinental railroad, the well- to-do import automobiles for driv ing up and down the half-dozen miles which comprise Main street. Motoring is evidently an event of importance, even when a complete circuit of all the available roadway takes less than a half hour. Then there is always the pleasure and -at- isfaotion to he found in repetition. Index'd, enthusiasm for motoring in several of these towns has led to the formation of automobile clubs, thriving organizations which differ little from their prototypes in other places except in showing a shade more interest in varnish, let us sax. and a shade le— in gasoline.— Christian Science Monitor CLEANING UP TIM E!! HOW ABOUT NEW LINOLEUM Fo> the Dining Room, Kitchen or Bathroom W e tfiir r y « if o o f lin e o f IINLAIL) «v.«J P R IIN T L IN O L E U M Come In aad let us give you an estimate. 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