■a Parade of the Shriners in the Canal Zone Rann-dom Reels By HOWARD I . RANN T H E T IR E G U A R A N T E E see her new babies Mr. Fox told her th e sam e thing. H E p n eu m atic tire g u a ra n te e D Mrs. P orcupine and Mrs. B adger a m o u rn fu l a tte m p t to satisfy R. FOX had a g rea t m any neigh­ also received a call from Mr. Fox, and people who o b ject to buying new tire s bors an d he w as anxious to be w ere told th a t no children in the every tim e they run o v er a beer bot­ frien d ly w ith them all. H e w as sly woods could com pare w ith th e ir new tle. T h is g u a ra n te e does not cost an y ­ and clever, like all his fam ily ; b ut th is babies, so th a t each m o th er thought th in g until th e m an who ow ns It trie s tim e he overdid th e m a tte r, us you will h e r children th e p re ttie st babies, for to collect a new casin g on th e stren g th see. not one told to th e o th e r tlie nice of a nine-inch blow out caused by d riv ­ M rs. S q u irrel had a new fam ily of things Mr. Fox had said. ing over a pickle Jar. I t th en assum es little squirrels, an d as soon us Mr. Fox All would have gone well w ith Mr. a th re a te n in g asp ect, and h as to be h eard this, over he w ent to cull on her. Fox If Mrs. S quirrel had not been a n x ­ mollified by paying th e list price, w ith “Oh, w hat handsom e h u b le s!” ex­ ious th a t every one should know th a t ex p ress both'' w ays added. claim ed Mr. Fox when he suw th e new h er babies w ere considered th e p r e t­ W hen a new tire is bought fo r cash, squirrels. “Your children a re th e tie st and jiroposed th a t they should It Is g u a ra n tee d ag a in st various form s han d so m est In4 th e woods, Mrs. S quir­ hold a baby show an d have Mr. Fox for of disease, an y one of which may sap th e judge. its v ita lity and cau se It to pop open rel. You may be su re o f th a t,” he told To this, of course, all th e m others her. In som e unexpected place. It Is also agreed, fo r each one w as su re her Now, it happened th a t on his way understood th a t th e ow ner Is to prop It babies would get the prize. up occasionally w ith air. It Is difficult hom e he w as called In to Mrs. R ab b it's Mrs. S quirrel frisked over to Mr. View of tlie reeent greut p ara d e of S h rln e rs of th e C anal zone In B alboa. O enerul P ersh in g review ed the pa- for a four-inch tire to c a rry 3,800 house to see h er new babies, and Mr. F o x ’s house to tell him th e news. rude, w ith Sam uel II. M arcuse, past p o te n ta te of Abou Saav ('a p t. John S m ith of P o ca­ ened h o stilities betw een G reat B ritain “ W hy w on’t you go w ith us to (Copyright by Rdgar A. G uest) h o n ta s fume, who m ade th e first re ­ and th e U nited Statics. L arge n u m ­ ■ th e b allet?” ask ed h is ro isterin g -* —■ ■ O--------- What the Sphinx Says lia b le m ap of It and nam ed m any of b ers of troops w ere raised an d Im com panions. Tired of Canned Stuff. Its prln* Ipal points. Including Capo m ense sum s of money ap p ro p riated "B ecause my f a th e r alw ays used By Newton Newkirk. "H o u seclean in g over?" l-'llzuheth. lie w as the first to apply liy both n atio n s fo r th e ex poet ih I co n ­ to ch a stise m e w ith o rch ard “ Nearly." " I t’s said th e nam e New K ngland to th is n o rth ­ flict, th e com m anding officer for th e sw itches, an d I’ve been a fra id of "S uppose y o u 're very glad." there Is e a s te rn section o f th e U nited S tates. U nited S ta te s tielng th e renow ned Gen. T his Eskimo co n ju re r and medtcln. peach lim bs ever since," replied "I ce rtain ly am . S ard in es become nothing in O nly th re e y e a rs a f te r Ihe landing W infield S cott. A ctual blo*stshi*d w as m an knew aim ut th e ’’ahirum y’’ long be th e th o u g h tfu l yonng man. m ighty tireso m e a s a re g u la r d ie t" th is world o f th e P ilgrim s ('a p t. C hristo p h er l ev- av erted , how ever, nnd the cau se of fo re It becam e p o p u lar In m ore tepK And they w ondered fo r days --------- O--------- to be had e ft estab lish ed a trailin g post on one all th e tro u b le, th e n o rth e a ste rn bound- clim es. Ills a rt of dancing co n sists oi and d ay s w h at he could have Uaeful. fo r no th ­ o f th e Islands now w ithin th e lim its ary o f Maine, w as ad ju ste d by a tr e a ­ singing snd sh sk ln g his body without meanL "H av in g any success w ith yoor oulja ing. How o f P o rtlan d , am i In 1032 th e fo u n d a­ ty n eg o tiated by D aniel W ebster, sec moving bis feet. a a s b o ard ?" about ad­ tio n s o f th e p re se n t city w ere e s ta b ­ ro tary o f sta te , and Lord A shburton, N O T W H IT T IE R 'S . vice?—or do you consider th a t "Tea, Indeed. It makes a lovely Aim high. T h ere Is n o th tn g t(H lished by G eorge Cleeve anil lllchurd rep rese n tin g G re at B ritain . Of all ma.l words frem bookksaplng men. N u T H IN O r M aine w as th e pioneer which biased gOOff for the class. T he h ig h er w e aim thing on which to ataod dower Ths maddest ars iksas. “ Who's had this T u ck e r. P rev io u s to th is, how ever. •ear* poth" th e p ath of n atio n al p ro hibition w hen th e g re a te r will be our n hlevem ent. In 1028, se ttle m e n ts had been m ails W H Y -MR. FO X .MOVED T M Maine Romance and History of Past 100 Years STATE HOLDS CELEBRATION Beauty Chats A Ju^t Folks