ANN PENNINGTON—HERSELI* (By k ft. O ff W riting about one’s self isn't As m uch fun as acting other folks' selves, But they’ve asked for an Autibi- ography— W hatever »that is—so Here goes! I w as born in Camden, N. J., and I’ve never grown Very m uch. In fact they still call me ‘shorty" or "little one” And o ther nom s de guerre. (You see I’ve been “Som ewhere In France" too!) And after a w hile I’d danced so m uch T hat I danced into a regular show— "The Red W idow” I m ean, And we travelled all over the country And then some. It w as fun—but som etim es it w asn’t— Such is life—and som etim es it isn 't— You d id n 't know I w as poet and philosopher too, did you? W ell, my P. A. W hich is pet nam e for Press Agent, Bless him — Says I’m versatile and I'm prov­ ing it. And after aw hile I tried motion pictures and loved it. First of all w as sweet “Susie Snow­ flake,” A m usical comedy sans an y music. Then cam e the “Rainbow Princess" of circus life. I did parach u te stu n ts and other little tilings, like that. Next “The L ittle Soldier G irl” Kept me busy w igw agging all day. There w ere Boy Scouts to teach me —straig h t little lads W ho stared a t the cam era and thot they w ere S tars But I liked ’em. My newest picture’s called “A ntics of Ann"— W hich is a story of interest, tin-ills and adventure. W riten by Frederic Chapin. Mnl Edw ard Dillion, director. Next m ade it a photoplay ju st for me— Fancy that! It’s all full of diving and dancing and deeds Of prowess That Douglass F airb an k s m ight have perform ed But d id n ’t— For I did. > 4 M I F Y O U want exceptional clothes satisfaction, you’ll find it to your advantage to leave your measure n o w fo r y o u r n e w S p rin g su it tailored to your individual order by /\ ld\ All Merchant Tailors Chicago, U. S. A. Just compare the quality o f our tailored-to-order clothes—point for point in finish, fit and fabric and you'll make your selection here at once. I 4 W e will deliver you high-grade custom-tailoring at a price that you never thought possible to secure. A V ,L* Conkey & Walker Local Post phone Main 022. S nudai is Mother's Day. Dr. R. K D uganne, D entist, Inde­ N ational Bunk Building. pendence X — — X— P. H. Drexler is clerking for Con- -'I' i,l"l Mrs. K. I l'’o\vler have key &> W alker. gone to Toledo to run a restau ran t -X- -X— W iliard Ingennaiison visitisi io l*0e May Day exorcises at ttic* liuiepéuttenre *on Suiiday. | Nomini lieve heen alm ndoned for x_ tliis year. The hrirkyard iiorth of Monmoiitli —x— wi11 résum é operatim i suoli. 1,1 Dinismore A isited liis grand _ \ dati liter, ìlu rg a re t Dunsiuore Maey, Ora llinkle is w orking at tlie In at Sali al la-t Naturday. depeiideitCe C|-cimici-y. x— _x— I The llorst evaporato!’ plani is Mrs. F.d Owen went tu P ortland ! proving quite ali in d ustry and giv Saturili.iv. ing em ployrnent to tnuny persona. Miss Perni Sm ith of Col-valli» 1 R idi in limimi-, full of lite and thè (ionie folks Suiiday. I over thè to|i in ad v en tu re is T h e —v— | Vnties of Ann," wliieh conte» to thè Crnven & Huff bave reeeived a ISIS tomomiw night, s^iipment of front and rear Mazda — X— About half of our popiillilion went lam ps for automobiles. fishing Sunday. Owing to the fact John Quivey is an o th er Independ­ that if w as Sunday we nieption no names. • ence hoy who is in the service. visiteil —x-* “U n d e Joe" E dw ards of Pedee re­ Pretty little Ann Pennington at cent ly w alked from iiis home to th e ISIS W ednesday night, Min s. Kings Valley, a distance of five —x— miles. He is till years old. The Red Cross at Pedee will serve — X— m eals at their hall on May 17, the The County Court has established proceeds going to the soeioty. the following w age scale for work on the roads: Single hands, $3; Lew Cates, form er publisher, h as team s Sti; roadnm sters $.'1.50. A taken over the Observer af Dallas, day's work will consist of eight hours. suereodtng K. K. Southard T HE French of today an famous as pastry are makers, but they would not now think of using the crude methods pic­ tured here that were employed by them some centuries ago. They, like ourselves, must have a Modem Bakery Equipment I in order to produce the toothsome dainties that are demanded. Our customers tell us th&t our pastries are always as good and frequently better than the home kind. The secret is baking genius plus modem equipment c. Qualify and cleanliness a n the twin mottoes o f this hekery at mil times. Lochridge Prof. Paterson of Eugene will preach at the C hristian church S un­ day m orning. —x— t Two colum ns of tin* Post spilled on us last Friday just at press tim e which m ade it im possible to print it in th at issue. In the tw o colum ns Wore the M i /rich and Kings Valley item s w hich arc published in to day's paper. —x— Several articles of food have been film ed over to Dr. O. I). B utler re­ cently, it being snspicioned that the sam e m ight contain ground glass. Tlie doctor has sent them away to he analyzed and the report has come hack in each instance th at no glass lias heen found. The gritty p arti­ cles found w ere rock, quartzi or some o th e r m ineral substance. —x— Mi ss I.iziiheth Gosper returned S atu rd ay evening from Portland, w here she has been attending n course of lectures on Social Service work relatin g to Civilian Relief in the Red Cross organization. Mis^ Cos per represented Linn Chapter and w as one of Ihe twelve women who cam e from various parts of the state to avail them selves of the o p p o rtunity offered by ltecd College. —Lebanon Express. . —x— Being expelled from school, ru n n ­ ing aw ay- twice, in terru p tin g an elopem ent and im personating a fam ous dimstipse a re only a very few of the m any adventures th at keep pretty little Ann Pennington of the Ziegfeld Follies busy in her latest P aram ount picture, “The Antics of Ann," w hich is to be tiic «traction at the I S I S on W ednesday night. May 8. George W. Conner, a progressive farm er Uv mg in the north p a il of the county, is in Independence to­ day in the Interest of his candidacy for the R epublican nom ination for com ity clerk. Mr. Conner made a very good Im pression h e rs an d will undoubtedly carry the town. W hile a stra n g e r here, our citizens have heard of him quite often tliru the great interest he has always show n in Liberty Loan, Red Cross and o th er patriotic endeavors. He is also well qualified for the place he seeks, is a new m an in the political gam e, and is not a chronic office seeker. Calvary Presbyterian Church Next S unday is "M other’s Day" and will he so observed in all e h u trlies all over the • »ontry. It is expected th at every one will attend church anil will w ear a w hite flower in m em ory or in honor of their Mother. At Calvary at the m orning service Dr. D unsm ore will deliver an address appropriate to the oc­ casion. and the choir will render special and suitable se'ei ,i ■ :'.s. A cordial irv 'f. F m i- extended to tlie general public to . (tend tins m * i -\ ice. W ear a \yl it - ro w er, and come and w orship w ith us. Herself) At *the May 8. Isis W ednesday ¿lightf Max Goldman Deals in NO SHOTS FIREO IN THE PARKER “WAR" Parker, Or., April 30.—To the Edi­ tor of the Observer—In reply to an article published in the afternoon edition of the P ortland Journal, dated April 25th, and later copied and com m ented upon by the Inde­ pendence Post, alleging th a t the P ark er postm istress had been shot at twice, one of the bullets passing through her skirts, and fu rth er alleging th at some of the residents of P ark er are pro-Germ ans, I will say th at none of the residents of P ark er heard any shots fired, and are not inclined to believe the state­ m ent. Nor do they feel responsible for the holes in her skirt. If there are any unnecessary holes, perhaps a little m oth bit ’em. The Misses Eva, W innie and Alice seem to be some of our best and m ost loyal citizens. They buy Lib­ erty bonds, take an active p a rt in any gathering for the w elfare of the com m unity, donate freely to the Red Cross, and are good neigh­ bors. 'Hie P a rk e r people are of a peace­ able disposition, and if anyone can ’t get along w ith them , it is th eir own fault. The P ark er citizens are indignant over the articles publish­ ed about them . W hat "loyal acts" h as the P ark er postm istress done? SUBSCRIBER. !------------------------ -------------------------- 1 | MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS | IN SHORT PANTS i--------------------------------------- 1 We happened to th in k —x— Just now —x— That w e d id n ’t clean house —x— This Spring; HIDES PELTS WOOL FURS MOHAIR CASCARA BARK VEAL PORK BEEF POULTRY BUTTER EGGS FARM PRODUCE WOOD WOOD GROCERIES SHOES FURNISHINGS DRY GOODS CASH OR TRADE Subscribe for the Post-81.50 All people forget More or less But not m any Have such a —x— P leasant forget. Butter Wraps Printed here t Interlype With which Type jo r The Post t h e p o s t is s e t . 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