crr
- w
Lr
Pw
VV
oure
i tissue.
ClPCtlVtl disc-
wrlted.
1 hemselve ?
cutaneous eruption,
rfna, plmptea mt bolls,
twos, general debility.
"they uHW( ny
ndx Snrtnnnrltltt
Aalw bulM up tystero that ba
, i rroro worn. i
(U bet
I Th I
i rial u a
,Joug hiiHful
bMi mullein lur all bunion.
leader'! Dtflnltkm,
contract?" asked the
YOlna hiuh.l
'l. 'hcr, the greet labor lender.
iiooiieit 9 from hi paper nd amlled
rajth phfur at thla evidence of a de-
'".fad you asked the question,
oyJ he said. "There la consider-
I Wlionceptlon as to the meaning
""ford, and It la wet that you
.1.. A a . . ... ... ...
n mo twng straight wnna
vt th thing atralaht
arjhtlll young. A contract la
'thK that blnda tha othor f'llow
Hiliffootluf you." Chicago It.
Baal th TyptwnUft
take 100 worda a minute."
a ahorthand writer, "I orton
ior than that." rvmarked the
ln aorrowful aoovntt; " but thn
A III UlUI 1 IVII.
TM Muhu On.
my little hoy In the ctaaa,"
taactter, "ti'll me what la
aV" parr
iV.;i't, and the teacher
In: "Tommy Jouet. perhaps
yon ,f tell me wtaat'i 'aliov parT "
"Ma. I gueaa," aald Thntmy,
Miulier wtll And Mm. Wliulow1 South.
m Srrup th but idiiiihIt to as tor Uirtr
klldtvn durtug th teriliUig (wriod.
I n Took it
;"No8t So aorry you have to be going.
1 Wat Indeed, I am too. lly the
v t I'm not aure atwut my train. It's
I auethtng, but
) kwt'a Eldest It 9:33. I'a aald he
cd you'd take that one. Pblladel-
if
Kecord.
Thy Alwv Loell It
llgga There goe Stoneyfeltow. the
jttlinllllonalre. He'a a aelf-niade
in.
Mr. Blgga Well, anyone could aee
i a glance that he Un't tailor made.
.. Chicago Dally New.
fit PitinMUMtitlf inline. Ko Bu m h-
Tl I V klUr nml l'.trir Klm'lrNkl Nm
. MM. Mlhw'KKKtt.altMlb.',ll.".IU'rt.
a. ULa.il fcn.l.M..iuir.o,n.. rniua.iwui.ti
Did Not Mind Drop.
City Barber (to Scotch visitor, after
shaving) Little Day- rum, airr
Scothch visitor Well, I'm nae round
o' rum. but I wadna rafuee a drap o'
whiskey. Philadelphia Preue.
Th RdorflMr'i Wiy.
"That aoclnl reformer haa a tery
spectacular way of preentlng aome
. titraordlnary theorlea."
; "Yea. The man I either poalng or
' iiippoeiug all the time." Washington
8tar.
Caujht the Tcithtr.
"What have you been doing down at
Tattertown?"
"Jack haa been teaching me to flab."
"Catch anythlugr
"Yea. I 1 caught Jack."
Ta th Ceiei.
s: la your preacher aanaa-
' i..u nay o! Why, he
a aermou laat Sunday and
he took for hla subject "It Hard to
Keep a Good Man Down."
"Well?"
"Oh, It waa all about Jonah and the
whale."
Aa 111 Wind, Etc.
Mr. Pepprey There' that
Miss
Netdore pounding the plnno.
Mr. Pepprey Yea, the landlord will
be here ahortly, and we'll uae that at)
an excuae to have the rent reduced.
Philadelphia Pres.
BESTFORTHE
DOWELS
CmaU trj dsn. H'U r Uc. nr will M. Kwi ?oui
bowali own. nd b wIL im, In tliibf
rlolanl pbfiln or pill potion. It daniaruua. Tl
nfaruua. Th
III MUlUl
oii oiear ua Ma i ie mm
CANDY
I tAirwn i iu
CATHARTIC
raaMiwaa I
1aant. paitubie. Vmtnt TutcOooa. TV) Good,
raver ritokan, WeaJieo, or Urlpa. 10c, .. Vn Wrlu
tr frenipl. aod booklet oa bHtv Addreaa
uHtaf aaaair 1 1 niay, CklalK, lialMil, Mtm law. W
KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN
Steered Straigh.
"If I thought that any girl would ac
cept me," casually remarked the bash
ful Mr. Doylers. "I'd propose tomor
row." "Why not this evening?" asked Milss
Fosdlck coyly.
. The affair will take plnce In about a
month. Detroit Free Press.
One Ajiinit the Hone.
"There's one good thing about an
tutotoioblle."
j, "What's that?"
It doesn't try to run up to every
watering fountain It comes to." Puck,
1
a
-aTu
if
- all..
Eczema, Tettrr, Tsoriasis, 6ai,t Rhkom, Acnu and a grent ninny other
diseases of like character are classed as skin diseases, when they could jtmt a
properly be called blood diseases, for they undoubtedly orif-innte in the blood, like
Cancer, Catarrh, Scrofula, Rheumutistn, Contagious Blood Poison, etc. ; the only
real difference being in the intensity and nature of the poison. The more serious
diseases, Cancer, Catarrh, etc., are caused by some specific poison or virus, which
to either inherited or in other ways gets into the blood aud attacks certain vital
organs or appears in the form of terrible sores and ulcers, while the milder nno
laik dangerous skin diseases are caused by blood humors or an over acid condition
of that fluid. Thcte acid poisons, as they ooe out through the pores of the skin
cause great irritation, with intense itching and burning. The eruption may be of
a pustular kind, with excessive discharge of thick, gummy fluid, or the skin may
be hot, dry and feverish, swollen and fissured. Skin diseases, whether they appeal
as sores, blotches or uiiiiiik-s
l own cneonuijy ana moot aiuoariiy onuoroo
yonr spoolllo as a ours for Eoitma, th most
Irritating- and annoying; disease, I think, that
flash is belr to. I was troubled . with it for
twnty-flve years, and tried many remedies
with no sjood ffot. After usintr your medlolne
a short time X think I am entirely relieved.
Ton eaa ! thl itatement any publlolty yon
may doslra, as It is voluntarily mod, more tor
those aflioted than notoriety for myself,
Vsry rsapootfully.
WM. CAMPBELL,
818 West Osntral. Wlehlta, Kan.
clogged up by this treatment that the poisonous matter thrown off by the blood
cannot pass out of the system, and settles on the lungs, heart or some other vital
organ and endangers life.
To purify and build up the polluted blood is the right treatment for skin
diseases, and for this purpose no other medicine is so deservedly popular as S. 3. 8.
It is a perfect antidote for all blood humors, end when taken into the circulation,
gently but thoroughly eliminates all impurities and cuts the blood in a healthy,
normal state.. The skin can't remain in an irritated, diseased condition when
nourished with rich, new blood. 8. 8. 8. is the only guaranteed purely vegetabl
rsmedv, and the ssfest and best skin beautifier. Write our physicians if you have
uj blood or skin disease, and they will cheerfully advise you without charge,
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA. OA.
In Hit NcMti,
Mil. lUrdran-lto you have to ask
your husband for money?
Mr. Sly No, Indeed!
Mr. Hsrdrun -How generous of
him.
Mr, sir Ye; it in awfully good of
hint not to sleep In hi trouers.-Ohtn
State Journal.
Twe StoltUh Ntwinaptrt,
The moat Influential newspaper In
Scotland la the Kdlnt'irsh Statesman,
anil the oldest la tlie Dundee Ailvr
User. They are edited, respce lively Ity
Sir John ln ami Charles Cooler,
both of whom are Kngllshmen am! na
tive of Hull, Yorkshire,
Kllli !." ttr.niml.
Theeniieirv UiwiiiMiogegliaied ever lite
mii-mrni ilml rrliin-m i loaing xmiim!.
Till rpmillM in fiiiiiitlailli-tiainiia inilil
KKitniioit rum it mur., ami still re
ligion nnurtahe. It la only ui-lw UiIiim
llmt iti-trrliirale, T'tc lntfl recuniiiirwla
nun uf Ihwlntler's tHunisch luitrtu, be
a. ....t. .Im.iI.II1.i 111. 111 III
feet lion II li lived fr tifty year In time
" ""- .
a.1 iVkH lla HUN .if tUsllClMIM. ItlttlSaNllilll.
r..'.' ... .i , r,.in
Qutr JpMi Cuitum
At the birth of a Japauxa baby a
tre I planted that mnat remain un
touched until the marrlaga of the
child. When the nuptial hour arrlvea
.1. A J k .1 ....I It... M......I I. I
me tree ia cui uuwu hum i w"m
traimformed Into furniture.
Debt Collector I railed to rolleot
thoae bllla which Mr. Hulpa. the tailor,
aont you. Mr. Snullla You are pe
foctly welcome, to them. Here they
are all In oue pocket.
Km hi Ground,
that reporter. Aid What!
Stop
lKiu't you want to have him send home
an account of your herotam? No, I
don't want to be an American hero
for a week, and a punching bag fur the
rent of my life.
Mo' t'wre caiiNot l tun hiRhlv pokim
of a emh cute. -J. W. O llmm, ,T.-i
Tliltil Ave., ?., Mtiui)li, Minn., Jan.
. 11MI. .
Tljtht Acrou th Cht
"See here! You are alwayi laughing
at my eunniae."
"Well, that all I can do at your ex
penae," Holding Him OulllUi.
tie Have not all my action ihown
you that I love you?
She I'm ure I don't know. Papa
ay you are not aimwerable for your
action. Harper" ltair.
The Intrtcaclu el It
"Why didn't you study the time table
and then you would not have mled
your train?"
"That waa the trouble. While I waa
trying to tralita the lime table the
train pulled out"
nrveitlng end rillu Mlvrwt.
Tim InimlliiM tv full nfillnmi iniilll
hitintn rlli lnl lUlicurmn 111 rewUlllim,
(''n-u kill and riel lliciu. (ruiiiMk Iw,
aae iwo.
Ltt tht Old Mn Sttl.
Dr, Curem llut I don aee why you
will not pay my bill. You anld I had
made a new man of you.
Mr. Gooph That jiml It. doctor. It
waa the old mau who ordered the work
done, and he ought to pay for It.
Tirttom.
"I'm o tired." he alghed to tho wo
man next door.
"Whnt dolugr
"I've been the luat four hour at the
photographer's having au intantane-
oua picture of the baby taken."
CASTOR I A
For Infant and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
Hard to Suit
"llllllnger I a little too captious."
"What the matter with him?"
"He prayed for rain, and then grum
bled becaime the water waitn't Iced."
Cleveland Pluln Dealer.
I Ju( lik Woman.
"Why did thilt woman keep you
standing at the door for half an hour?"
Mrs. Hetihttin "She said she hadn't
time to come In."
Appropriile
Sub-editor 1 like the style of this
writer; his story has quite a swing to
It.
, Kditor Then we'd better publish It
with our hammock literature.
Unfamiliar.
The Squire I don't seem to know
your face, my man. Do you live about j
,', .. ., . i
Old Hustle Yes, sir. But ycr seo, I
ain't often at the public 'oi.s!-P,inch '
...
here?
Summer Resolution
rxKK
1UK
Kocloy Cure
Sura roller liom llqunr, opium n,t toDSOM
habluv.
Sana lor parlleulu to
Kieliy Instlluta.
' M.r.u. o.
Matt-nil to aio willlmM
Ave., at Nlilo.
go. 3T-1S01.
Warns wrltlnf t ailTertlsors plo
moiitloa tills por
Thirteen Siorlet,
O'lluollhiiu Phwat wild yos do If
yci wor't full off this rufe?
O'Harrlty Faith, O'ld niflka up mo
mind goln' down Ohio rJtute Journnl.
become more deeply rooted
and intractable the lonirei
neglected, the skin in time
having a thick, hard, rough
and unsightly appearance.
You can bide tlie blemmhei
for a time with coma-tics;
and washes, lotions, soap
and powders may relieve
temporarily the itching and
burning, but eventually th
pores of the skin become n
.SWrfrfW a
She-You were a long lime tn th
Philippine, wern't youJ lle-Oli, e
Krer allic III Dnt time the war ended,
-Life.
Trolley Car Cimductr-8y,tlil nick
el U uo giKKt. Mr. KuiUcal-Wcll. never
niludi give It to the etimimny.-ltrook
Iju Kagle.
There I one way that King KdwaM
ran keep hla ohanlaln liuay. "What
"lirHvliiii r.,r a Ian if relinl.''
Vlcvrltiinl l'lalu Dealer.
Ml IVrie-l wuiildu't marry ninn
mile I could look up U him. MU
tMilgyrlctlli, well, Millie, you're yuiilijr
yet. ttummervllle Journal, ,
Jckonl lirar your bnby wat kid
iiated. Currle-Ye, The kldnapd
liavo olTcii-il u fA.tHK) If we will tnk
him back, but we are holding out for
more.-l.lfe.
reileiirlMU-WIII till road take me
out Into the country, II it In buy) l.liilr
Hoy-1 iluu't think It will; hut If y' whII
mebby a nagguu 'U cum along. -Ohio
Biate Juurual.
She You don't think a girl I wl
to marry a man lu order to reform liliu 1
He Well, 1 mink he I apt tn bate
the tuck of the average reformer,
llrouklyn Life.
City HoarderTell me, did you ever
buy a gold brick, I'ncle Joh) I'nclr
tleehaw tor Hay Corner. UUgmnedlyi
.Naw, llut I hev Ixnight lot of prick
I thought wa gold,- llrouklyn Kitgle,
"Ye, Mr. Ituuiicer wanted to (end
her daughter to Itryu Mawr, but she tie
chled on Yaanar." "What Influenced
her decision?" "!lie couldn't proiiuunce
Itryn Mwr."-Ptillndeliil Hullctln.
Parson Jsckaou-lu do matiuh ub
wataliuii'lon, I 'inie you b'llebe
tolrn fruit am alwsy weetet? Situ
Jolinoii-l duiino. I nln't nebati va,
any but de oue klud.Pbtladvlplilt
Pre.
Mi-Court-Yen know something about
horse racing. What I meant by "Hie
favorite? Sport-A fsvmlie I a hurte
that would surely win If people mily
wouldn't bet on bliu.-Pbllttdelpli
Itinwrd.
Teacher-What I an Island? alright
Hoy (who had been rending the lie
paper since Itewey nailed Into Manila
llayv-Au Inland Is a hotly of laud en
tirely surrounded by the I'ulted Slate.
New York Time.
Mini Slnppem-That Clara Wilder I
a gooil as a circus! Think of her be
In l! engaged three lime this smuttier!
Mr. Uoodhenrt leileituatluglyl Well,
she wouldn't lie au up todaie clrcin
without three rings! -Judge,
Mr. Krunipcw- I am glad yeu ln-lting
to our church choir, my dear; It U sut'li
an orderly orgsuUatlou; I uever tee you
i whispering to one another during ser
Vice. Mrs. Krontpew-No, nnne uf us
are on pcitklu u-rnn.-tihlj Htnif
Journnl,
Mr, Pitt These quarrels annul Hie
battle of Jtnutlugo make me cxceanlcely
weary. Mr, IVnn-Me, loo. Pretty
mm Spain will i t It Into her bend Hint
she wasn't licked at nil. ami then she
will demand rrposesalon uf Cubs.
Pblladetpbla Press.
She ipetulstitlyw-l don't si-e why you
should hesitate to get married un HJ
a year. Papa says my gowus never
cost inure than tlmt. lie- Hut, my dr
ling, we uuiHt liuve sometlilng tu rut.
"till, William. Always thinking of
your sti.mnch:"-Tlt Hits.
The time for reduction: "Itlddy," Pat
began, timidly, "did ye Iver think sv
mnrryln'?" "Sure, now. Hi' subject bin
nlver Intered tnw thotights," demurely
twilled Itldilv. "It's sorry td niu." said
Pat. turntiig away. "Wan minute, Pat!"
culled Biddy, softly, "ye've set tue a-thlnklnV'-Buitar.
Kcoiitimy lu tlie Kast: "ilrlggs must
be getting queer lu bis top stury."
"Wbnt's the proof?" "He bad his bnre
head out of his olllce window lit noun
yesterday, mid when I asked trim wlnit
he whs doing, ho said be couldn't nfTord
a regular Imlr cut and wns trying a
slngc."-Cleveliuid Pluln Denier.
Stranger-Dldn t 1 utuierstauu you to
say you'u Jut come from the
UulTllIu
exhibition? How did you ilka Itn
Chance ncqunlntiince-Pooh! Id's a
poor little pnltry two penny hiilf penny
affnlr. Don't begin to compure with
Strnnger-lndced. Hy the wny, how
ore tilings In Chlcngo now?-Puck.
Transparent excuses: "Nuw, dnn'l
tell mo uny story about nilsrortuiie, an'
, . i ......i .,.. ..
wnt ' '"" kl ' '
that," sold Hit) hard fiiced lady; "I
enn seo right through you," "Gee!"
' said DIsiiiiiI Dawson; "I know I nln't
had uotlilii' to ent for three days, hut I
didn't know It hud thinned mo dunu
I like tlmt.-Leslie' Weekly.
' ClrciiniHtiinlliil evidence: Pnpa-
I Where's niy umbrella? I'm sure 1 put
It In tlie llllll StlllKI W illi i ne CHUNK IIIHI
evening. Willie I guess Mallei's beiiu
took It when he went h o lust night.
Mabel-Why. Willie! The Idea! Wil
lie Well, when bo wits snyln' gontl
nlirlit to you I beard bliu siiy; "I'm
going to steiil Jimt one." Plillndelplila
1'rcss.
"Tbnt whs rnlher n-well, a In me ser
in on of your this morning, Mr, Mild
man," suld the rector, JiihI returned
from n holiday, "Was It, sir?" re
sponded tlie curate. "It wasn't mine.
I've been too busy this week lo write
one, iiimI I took It f nun n litimllo In
your handwriting out of the library."
Tit Bits.
I .nil I Kelvin.
Lord Kelvin, who recently celelirnled
his 7:M lilrtliiliiy, "him the iIInIIiii'IIhu,"
' snys the Loudon Hliiiidiiid, "uf having
I ,.,,,., I, ,,1 u tti I vnpull v l,ilt f,i a l.,i,,...
w. , MM,...",.,, , iw, ,.,i,hi-
consecutive period tlinu iin.v oilier uni
versity professor now living, lu liln
'Vnt'slty diiys, (hough Hie fiiet Is for
gotten, Lord Kelvin wns nn ill hide of
much iniirc tlinu onllnnry prowess, iind
at Cuuibt'lilgo, In Hplie of I lie work
which wem him the pi'oiul piiNllluu of
Second Wrangler, be round time to win
tho Sliver Sculls. A liiltlvc of ItelfiiMl.
Sir WIIIIiiiii TliiitiiHiiii, ns the eminent
inventor tint! eleeti'lclmi wiin known un
til lHIKi, wheu ho wns crciiled a liiiriui,
held the clnilr of niiliiriil plillnNnpliy lu
(llnsgow University from lSPI to 1SIHI,
nttd (with tlie exception of Sir (1, (I.
Stokes) Is (he oldest Fellow of the
Uoynl Society."
Unit 1 v. onl for linn,
Bunks Dumlelgli Is not such a dunce
os tliey uiaku liliu out. He getN off a
good tiling onc In a while.
Illll-Ilut It iHii't orlgliml.
Bntiks-Bllll It's lii'lght In liliu tn re
member It. Boston Transcript.
A dentist finds work for tilt; own tuctb
by depriving ullicr people or theirs,
CRITICAL PERIODS
In Woman's Life Art Mad Danger'
out by Pelvic Catarrh,
air. Mmliild Hlrhlar.
Mr-. Matlilldu Iticliter, Ihinlpliati,
Neli,, says:
' "1 suffered (roni cutarrli (or many
years, but since I have In-en taking
1' rii iia t lid strong and well, I
would uttvlseall nulc to try IVru-na,
As 1 usetl pe-rii-na and Mun a-lln
hi ie I w as passing through the
c hunge of life, I am tmsitively con
vinccil ytmr Uuieltcia) reuieilim tav
relic veil me from all ley ills."
l'e-rii-na ha taisivl more women
from beds of sIckniKa and set them to
work aguin 1 1 hi it any other remedy.
IV I vie ciitiirrlt la the lwino of wiiinsn
kind, I'e-rii-nii I the bane of catarrh
in all forma and stages, Mrt, lot.
Hamilton, ('iitunihui, 0 says: "1
recommend Pe-ru-na to women, lie
lieviiig il to ls eKH'iilly beneficial
to Ihnm."
CM tnl for a fro Isxik written by Dr.
Iliirtuiaii, niitilliil: "Health t'd
Beauty." Address Dr. llsrlnisii,
CoIiiiiiIhis, Ohio,
If you can't ssy anything good of a
man you can at least have the courtesy
to sit around and hear other people ssy
bad tolnge,
A Coed Enough Way far f Ira.
1 wouldn't cry like that, my little
man," Well, you can cry any way you
waul to; this Is my way,"
It Wat Secy.
Customer (to waiter) Here, John,
take my order ox tall aoup, roast
lamb, fried sole, green peas, onlona,
tomatoes, cucumber, mince pie, cheese
and coffee, and be spry about It; my
train leaves In etnetly six mluute.
Wemaa t Riddlt.
Siticus Woman Is a riddle.
(the
keeps US gtlesslllg.
l yuicus-Allu yet, we woum minor
h .....t .n..ln than ! her un.
I'biladclphia Itenird.
. Coflitdetiea sad Comlort
Who is it t list due nut wish to he
out in the mien air or alive in some
field of mirl, whether It ls with tlie
bat, nl or gun; wlietlier wo go coast -is
t ac over the hills and vale on lint
w heel, or sailing over rough wave or
into m rnic coves, it Is all sisirt, and
the springing minieles seem to need
it. 11 I ImiiiihI lo ImpiH ii that some
. .. !l ....... -Cl...- 1. I. I1..I 1
IIIIMUIJl win occur, llll la 1 limn
when we have spiaius In abuiidauce;
light sprains, sprains that cripple,
sprHiua that give great pain, sprains
that rob lis ol slwp, but siMirtsuun oi
all kinds have come to know Unit
t lu re is nothing better than the old
reliable Hi. JacoU Oil. Have it with
you (or use; you may rely on Ms cure
ol the wornt spmiu and restoration to
the comfort ol life.
How fit Did IL
Mimes
tune?
How did you make your for
Levi By horse racing.
Moses Not betting?
' Levi -No. I started a pawnshop Just
outside the race course tor the people
who wanted to get home when the
race were over.
Hi ConlaVl Connect
Mrs, Handout I think a little water
would do you good.
Hardened Ilohbs So do I, mum. But
folks ain't giving away Amalgamated
Steel Stock, not much."
Hit Pavorll.
"What Is your favorite play?" asked
the friend. "Ordinarily," anlwered
Mr. Stormlngton llarnes, "It la Ham
let. But when I need the money It
I linclu Tom Cabin."
Whir Hi failed-
Clarke Mr. Shlverly I passionately
fond of art. Miss Jameson Yes, and
yet not found enough of It to atop
painting.
Eaiy Come, Eaty Go,
The man who creeps along bent
over, with liis spinal column lecling
in a condition to snuti like a ilHetotn
at any minute, would readily give a
great deal to get out of his dilemma,
nml yet this is only Hie communes,
form by which lumbago seizes on ami
twin! out uf shape tlie muscle of the
buck. This is commonly known us
luickitclic, n crick in tlie buck, but by
whatever name it may Im known, and
however bud it may 1st, 10 minute,
vigorous nibbing with Ht, Jacobs Oil
on the iilllicled part will drive out the
trniiblu mill completely restore. It is
a thing so easily caught, it may be
wondered at why there is not mora uf
it, but lieciuisn it is so easily cured by
St, Jacobs Oil may lie the very reason
tlmt we hear sn little of it.
Bourt-co'l.
Mrs. Bulgnro Rut they are rery
fiiHlilontihlc, lire they not?
Mrs. Swellmiin Knslitonnhlo? Most
assuredly not, Why, they permit the
euro of their children to Intorfuro with
their social obligations.
till Favorite Dish.
"What Is your favorite dish?" In
quired Mrs. Krontpew of the Rev.
l.oiigfiicn, the new pastor. She felt
sura it was chicken, but It proved not,
"Ur-tho contribution plate," gnswored
the liov, Longfuce, absently.
Clinrlty and bookbinders covers a
multitude of faults.
ICvory man Is like the company he
Is wont to keep. Kurlpldcg,
Too Cruel.
"False! Fulsc!" shrieked the hero
of the latest dramatization tn falsetto
tones. ..
"Do you say thnt to my face?"
screamed the heroine.
"I say It to your very teeth!" roared
the hero. Cleveland Plain Dealer,
N Couldn't Lot. .
Jones Do you object to your boy
playing football
Smith-No, Indeed:
the policy I
made out lu my favor.
Still Wort. . s
She Wore you out In Monday's bllx?
zurd? ,
lie iNo, 1 was out inTfWwa
talk about Monday' blizzard. ?
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rJKKjHKSS OF PACIFIC COAST STATES
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NEWS AND COMMENT THAT INDICATE A STEADY
FORWARD MOVEMENT IN OREQ0N, WASH
INQTON, CALIFORNIA AND IDAHO.
0lantk Casl Depeilt,
Perhaps the largest body of coal
that ha ever been discovered In tli
United Htati'i In the last twenty yvaia
la that un the sUte boundary between
Washington snd Oregon. Till gtest
body of coal land la located In Asotin Basin. The basin Includes about 100.
County. Washington, and Wsllowit ouo acre of sage brush land and about
County, Oregon, gnd I easy of access
by way of Asotin, the county seat ii
Asotin County, thenca by way of Ana
tone to Hanson Kerry on the Grande
Bolide Hlver, which I the dividing line
between the two slates at the pulut
mentioned.
Thla body of coal crops out at points
...... i j.I..uu iitia.iil.uii turn m. H I attain m uf
twelvi mlle; on either side of the river
and there are thousands of acres that
have been Died upon under th home, vempmen, ft''??
.tea.) lawa, that now show fine coat ed ca p It of ' llemopo will con l -4
rn.,la T uira ara nllilir thutissni IS
of acre that hsve been covered by
local men with coal bind declaratory
statement, and still other land that
baa not been covered at all, but which
show strong coal measures, This
body of coal Is lignite of fine quality,
o bllimilnous
at arester distances from uie sunace,
K are many indication, of
natural n and oil. but no prospect
ing has been done for either.. In the
coal deposits, the local men have run
several tunnels and sunk shafts
through twenty feet of solid coal, In
fuct have found so much coal that but
little digging was required to get It.
There I no question but that the de
posit Is s very large one. These coal
measures are fifteen miles from tint
mouth of the (Irande Honda Hlver.
This river I not navigable, but the
Snake, Into which It emptle. has a
reuular line of sleamboata running to
the mouth of the river, and the mat
ter of getting thla coal to market
would requite the building of a road
for fifteen mile to connect with (mats
at the mouth of the (Irande Rondo.
However, It Is probable that a rail-
road will run throuah these coal fields
in the near future, aa they are on the
route mapped out by the Burlington
for reaching the Const, where the nest
' possible grades can be secured down
the (Irande Itonde Hlver. The Oregon
Hallway and Navigation Company haa
slresdy run It preliminary survey
through this coal realon. and It would
appear, that the day I not fur distant
when snug little fortuues may be real-.
Ised by those who may have the good
Judgment to get holil or properties in
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original location. Indeed the differ
ence In price at which It may now Iw
bought from the government over
that which must be paid for It as soon
aa the railroad la completed, would ;
mean 100 per cent profit on the Invest-
ment. '
The act of March J.I87H (Coal land
law) requires the payment of ten dol-
Inrs per acre. It the land Is over fifteen
miles, and twenty dollars per acre ir
the land I flfieen mile or less from
completed railroad.
There seem no doubt but thst the
Burlington system tn extending It
line to the Coast will puss down the
(Irande Hondo Hlver. and through the
center of thl Immense deposit. There
I fine timber, gold and silver, agricul
tural and grating lands In this Imme
diate vicinity and the natural resoure
e afforded by thla particular auction
could support a community of ten
thousand people without any connec
tion whatever with the outside world.
tUtllethlp Coaitrutlioa In tht wait.
Work on the vessel of the Cnlted
Rtates Navy and on one for the United
Slates Army la delayed because of tho
present labor trouble In San Krsn
clseo. The Union Iron Work has con
tracts for six warships and two sub
marine torpedo boats. The most Im
portant of these war vessels Is the
battleship Ohio, She was Inunched
a few months ago by President Me
Klnley, Moored close beside the Ohio
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completed. The torpedo hunt destroy
er. Preble, Perry and Perry June are '
...J nil i., wri,. n,i ti,
also at the Union Iron Works, and the
work of altering the bouts bus not
been sturted, The transport Sherman
hn been at the Union Iron Work tor
over ix month.
Bit; Sunnyildt Canal Extended.
The Washington Irrigation Company
contemplates an extension of the Hun
nylde canal to tho Proxscr district.
Work will prohably begin some time
thl Fall, A new line of railroad to
tap the country cast of the Yakima
Hlver Is also under advisement. The
road will leave the main line of the
Northern Pacific at Pressor and con
nect agnln nt Toppenlsh after extend
ing thrntiKh the Sunnyalde district.
Several thousand acres will ho added
to the cultivated area of Ynklmn Val
ley by the completion of the new
branch canal.
New Collet; for Sookanc
A now society, having for Its object
the establishment of a strong new
college In Spokane and minor school
for feeders In the surrounding towns,
haa beon orgnnlxed In Spokane. It will
lle known as the Kast Washington and
North Idaho Kducntlon Roddy. Dr.
O. W. Van Osdel, of Spokane, I presl-
dent, The school will he under the
direction of the Iinptlst denomination. 1
Special Trtln for Potatoct,
A special train of about 40 carload
of potatoes left Stockton, Cnl Septem
ber 1 for the Middle and Southern
Slate. The demand, for potatoes,
onions and cabbage through the Mid
dle States Is large, owing to
.).. 1
let
UrollVU. Bllll liumu run ui itumnMB mil
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nn Belli lucre iroui vuiiuniiiu iiiih
year. Local dealers are paying from
$1.R0 to $1.09 a hundred pounds for
potatoes on the river bnnk. This
shipment Is the Inrgest single con-1
slgnmcnt of potatoes ever sent out of,
the state.
Anthracite Coal It Found.
A prospoctor who had spent several
months In the Cascades brought out
recently a number of snniplus of conl,
which ho found early In the Summer
and which he says Is true Anthracite,
He states he brought out samples cur
lier In the year and sent thorn Kuat
for analysis, and that the examination
by an expert bears out his Idea of the
character of the find. He Bays he has
located a vein thirteen foot In thick
ness which Is practically froe from
slate. It Is located up the Notches
River.
Big Steel Plant Reiumti.
Information comes from Irondale,
across the bay from Port Towsend,
Washington, thnt the tedious and enor
mous task of putting the blnat furnace
there In condition for operating again,
I after'ten yenrs of Inactivity, Is almost
completed, and the Pacific Stool peo
ple' are now figuring on the date for
starting up and renewing the big In
ditry that In former years menat so
tich for the huHlness men of Port
iwaend, and which promises to
ring about a repetition of that con-
Itloti of affulrs.
Million Dollar Irrltailo Plao,',
Kleld work on another big Irriga
tion enterprise In Crook County, Ore
gon, will be started soon. It contem
plates bringing under Irrigation a lit
tle vnlley on the upper course of the
Deschutes Itlver known a Walker
.ouo acres of that
area ran bo
brought under the proposed Irriga
tion system. The soil la eiceptlonal
ly rich and I free of atones, water
unty being needed to make It Ideal
running land. But the altitude Is
about 4,uUU feet above the aea and the
temperature Is so low that only the
hardy crops flourish there. It I
ndnpted particularly
' 'or the market. 1 ha Oregon De-
Eastern
uu.aii ,,i,.-,r.
capitalist will supply the money for
It. but a small amount of the stork
being held In Oregon. A surveying
crew has been put In the field to lo
cate routes for illti lie and make esti
mate of cost of Improvement. The
"-m JjU. from the
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" will be on the ...! s de of he
stream, th west side ascending to the
Cascades, With Irrigation, that sec
tion could hardly be surpassed. It Is
said, for funning and stock raising.
The Inud haa long been surveyed by
the Government but almost none of It
hue been tsken up by settlers. A strip
of timber lies between Walker Basin
and the forest reserve, but that was
scrlpped a few months ago by eastern
timber men, Walker Basin Is about
30 miles south from Prlnevllle.
Deep Sea fUhl by Eltctrlilry.
W. H. Med, the New York million
aire, proposes lo catch flsh by tem
porarily blinding them. He has fitted
out four busts, esch seventy five feet
long and will send them to the Pacific
j Coast. In tills connection he hss coq,
suited leadlni Ysle tMoltiKleal nrofes
aoi-a and other leading scientists, and
had them confirm hla theory that the
Yale submarine electric light, flashed
n the eyes of the fish, will blind them.
cause them to come to the surface
and then land them In the nets which
will be hanging from the boat's side,
,Yalo aclnntlsts hsve told him deep
flshlng wtll be revolutionised by
this new method. Kneh boat la to
have a separate electric plant of Its
own. The dynamo, directly connected
.-" " l "'"--im miiss,
( U to be plsced with Its switches near
the ehglne, permitting the engineer to
: attend to all conveniently. Wires sre
to be run from this nolnt to different
parts of the host to supply the current
'or a new portable naval aearch light
projector, tu be used In finding buovs.
r-tc, for general lllumlnstion and for
four huge Yale submarine are lamps
of aeveral thousand candle power
each, which are to do the actual fish-
Ing.
$4,000,000 Bond Uiue.
A Joint bond Issue of $li,OUOO00 lis
bon o quietly authorised and partly
placed at Krlsco that It escaped atten
tion despite It unusual site, The
money derived therefrom haa been em
ployed In part payment by the North
ern Commercial Company and the
Northern Navigation Company In the
purchase of the Alaska Commercial,
the Km lit re Transportation and the
Alnska Ktploratlon Companies. The
nuthorlxed Issue of the Northern Com
mercial Company la f t.SOO.Ono. That
of the Northern Navigation Company
1 $1.5(0.0o, th Ihhuis are secured
by trust deeds given to the Union
Trust Company, of thla city, as trus
tee of the bondholders, and are ie
cured by mortgage and property of
me corporation.
Real Ettatt Valuct Cllmhin,.
The lt selected by the Oovernment
for the new federal building In Seattle
-,,,, n,.
vUei IIIO
sum of $174,750. This lot
measures 1S4!40 feet, and upon It will
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The lnttfr sum Is the original appro
priation, hut Heattle people Insist that
It Is ton small and the Indication
I point to an Increase of 1250,000. or one
j million In all. Twenty years ago thla
I piece of ground could have been pur
chased for $2,800, a circumstance that
I toll the whnln at
hnnortance of Puent flmimt riii... a.
a reactionary transaction, a corner lot
120 feet square one block from this
federal site wa a few day later sold
for $30,000 cash. Another big deal
closed the same day wa the sale of
the Donnelly Hotel in Tacoma for
$110,000.
Siixtr Recti Will Pav.
Eastern Washington advices Indi
cate thnt the outcome of the beet
augur campaign at the Waverly fac
tory thl Reason will demonstrate the
success of the Industry, both from an
agricultural standpoint and In Justify
ing tho extension of the manufacture.
Heets taken from plowed land Inst Fall
averaged 13 ounces In weight and
yielded 17.01 per cent sugar and 85.5
per
cent purity, lieeta taken from
Spring plowed land averared 15 011 no
es each and yielded 16.90 per cent
sugar and 84 per cent nurlty.i Tho
price will average about $5.28 per ton,
and at nine tons per acre will yield a
gross Income of 1 47.20 per acre.
Irritation In Idaho. '
One of the most promising Irriga
tion enterprises that has come to life
of late Is the organization of The
Grand Teton Canal Company, with Its
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iiiniiu. 1110 l-liillfllixilllllll H lor Sllll).-
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nnd three-fourths of the stock wns
subscribed by twenty local men. This
company will divert the water of the
Teton River In Fremont County and
will Irrigate several thousand acres
of hind that Is practically worthless
at tho present time, but as soon as the
head gate Is raised will have a produc
ing value of one hundred dollars per
acre. The land along this canal will
he reached by the Utah Southern
Railroad.
Ort Worth $200,000 s Ton.
a wonuerruiiy ncn strike was made
lntoly In the old Virtue mine, eight
miles east of linker City, Oregon. The
mine has been noted for rich pockets 1
or snoots or ore. The one Just opened
is larger anil ricner tnnn any hereto- "", " ni nnur steeping, insioaa 01
fore discovered. It is on the 400 foot being tired as I was forniesly. I soon
level. Ore has been taken out of this became entirely well and' able to re
mine In times past that went as high sume my duties."
as $100,000 to the ton. The ore which "Then you believe the Pink Tills
in now uiuiiK irmen oui is sum to De
50
per cent pure gold, which Is over 1
$200,000 to the ton
. f
the new discovery Is not known.
u .
Monster Slttmert for Chin Trtdt. 1
The Northern Pacific Railway Com-
l.nH .ln.t,l,l .A I...11.. . 1
pany has decided to build two Im
mouse steamships for the Pnclflo and
China trade of about the same size
as those now building at New London,
Conn., for the Great Northern Rail
way. They will be of 28,000 tons, or
three times the capacity of an average
ocean freighter.
Roy) Astlar,
The Queen of Holland, It I stated,
la a total abstainer, and ostentatiously
refuses, on all public occasions, to par
take of wine. Th Quern la patron
of the Total Abstinence Society and
of the Women's Social Purity league,
and It la said I among the most active
of workers.
Wanted Retry Sheet.
On of Mame'a little friend trad a
pair oi ruet shoes, and aba thought
It would be nice for her to have a pair
of that kind. Ho when she and her
mother went to the shoe store, and the
clerk brought out aome black ones, she
said: "That la not the kind I want,
mamma; I want pair of rusty ones,"
Tretn.it tilher Way.
Mr. De (Jood Why aren't you going
to church?
Mr. 1) Good last Hundsy the roof
leaked, and three or four drops went
down my hack.
Mrs. De Good The roof bas been re
paired since then.
Mr, De Good Huh! Then they'll be
wanting money to pay for the repair.
New York Weekly.
A Crest Man.
I count him great man who Inhab
it a higher sphere of thought. Into
which other men rise with labor and
difficulty. He bas but to open bis eye
to see things tn a true light and In
large relations, while they must make
painful correction and keep a vigilant
eye on many sources of error.
He la great man who la what he I
from nature and who never remind
u of other. Emerson.
To Smart ;'
"Huh!" exclaimed Mr. Rox after
reading bl morning mall. "Our boy'
rolluxe education la making him too
blamed mart"
"What's the matter?" asked Mrs,
Rox.
"I worte to blm the other day that I
thought It would be kinder for me not
to remit the check he aked for. Now
he write, 'Dear Father, I shall never
forget your unremitting kindness.'"
Philadelphia Pre.
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
n.,i,-biaiouli,i n.i m.i.r. iia pm -
imra' a,rlra,v. ll 't SKI i. l.tM . t
t A v an i ii., im ia I -riui ma., i-aiikwd.iir
rw.i.un. rrw id,n., rRnnw
Wholesale Boots & Shoes
KRAUSSE & PRINCE,
tj and 89 First Street. Portland, Oregon.
TVtuehon, Uk 1WI.
All Kinds Carried In Stock.
'109 esooo ros? CftiCKria tarne
PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD
It tatkaa Heat Lt Kastt Mm
DlMtna, H llraaatkaii tawis ckldit, an
Mr tomaff SIkMi aoaitoaiipaa Sylnf . and .Off ir.lu fr Ooaam
aiw aiiMtam ol inl l-HI MIUS KiCLTkY SHOI). aliK-a al'mrd
trM d, lay aad I MMalaallr a .pi II
w aa,
Jual ahal la aa.4.a la nuala poalU7.
K. J. HOW
4 from Bad to Wont.
Ilrown Do those dogs up your way
still continue to howl all night?
Jonese No; the dogs have given up
In disgust line our twins arrived on
the scene.
A Botloa Charity.
8ho They aay Charley la In love
with Dessle at first sight
He llcfore he ever taw her.
She That' funny.
He Chorley had heard about the
money her pa had left her.
Chat,d Clrcumtlsncu.
"It seems strange to hear you speak
o bitterly of him. You used to say
you admired him for the enemies he
had made."
"Yes. but I'm one of them now."
Philadelphia Press. 1
THE TRilNED NURSE
An Occupation Which Attracts
Many Refined Girls.
Many girls of education and refine
ment are turning to the profession of
trained nurse as means of liveli
hood. It is s serious nccnimtiinn
and a responsible one, lor tho word
of an experienced nurse carries
great weight in matters relating to
her professiou. It is this. foot thnt
prompted an interesting interview
with Miss" Kathryn Nash, of North
and Plnltsburg avenues, IStirhngtoti,
Vt., published in the News of that
city. To a reporter she said :
"I had been caring for a patient
steadily (or nine months without
rest and was run down and tired.
I had very little appetite and some
times I would skip one or two mea.
and not feel it at all. While visit
ing in Doston an alw.-is formed back
of my ear. I had no strength, and
ait tiougii l was always drowsy sleep .
did not seem to refresh me. After
I came home I had seven abcesscs on
my back near the waist lino and was
unable to sit up much for three or
four mouths. The doctors who
treated mo said I had blood-poisoning
Ironi wlncli 1 would never recover.
That must have been very dis j
cotiraging," said the reporter,
"It was. It took all the ambition
out of me for awhile, llut one day,
when I was finding particularly dea
pendent, a friend advised nie to try
Dr, Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People. She was taking them with
oeuen. ami uiougiii iney might, also
lo'P me. I bought some at once and
lw,or 1 ,,ad "l,ed one of the pills
1 fou"l 1 WHS R,lilline. strength. My
"Pi"'"" tun uigiinuun un proven ana j
cured vou?"
"T .m ,,talr thee did ..! T tn.
,0,Ml t0 kepP Dr- Williams' Pink rills
for Palo Peoplo by me all the time.
so that I oan take them if needed. I
.,..., thm . . ,: .
well as to every one who is suft'erinB
r 1.!... 1 . . 1 . . w
from any complaint brought on by
derangement of the blood or nerves."
Dr. Williams' rink Pills for Pale
People are sold by all dealers or
will be sent postpaid on receipt of
price, 50 cents a box; six boxes, V
$2.50, by addressing Dr. William
Medicine Co., Hcheuectudy, N. Y,
Nss. yass Caarma,
MarriU Slraal, A mbvy, Maat,
1Mb Mtae thoudtwrFrntth
mndOonvloilnn to thoHmmrta
ol mil Stak Woman.
" I offered with lunammatlon and
falling of th womb and other die
agreeable female weaknesses. I bad
bail spell every two week that would
last from eight to ten day and would
have to go to bed. 1 also bad head
ache and backache mont of the time
and such bearing diwn pain I could
hardly walk across) the room at time.
I doctored nearly all the time for
about two years and seemed to grow
worse all the time until last September
I was obliged to take my bed, and the
doctors though an operation waa tho
only thing that would help me, but
Utla l reruarj.w stw oiBwrr
"Then ai
A " T
PInkbam'medk-lne, wtlich. I did,
after iing the first bottU I began to
Impiove. 1 took In all five bottle of
f,ydl E. Plnkham'B Blood Purifier,
four boxes of Lydia il Plnkbam' Dry
Form Compound, three boxes of Liver
Pills and used three package of Kan,
tiva Wash, and 1 am aa well now aa I
ver waa, I am more than thankful
very day for my cure." Ma. Kaas
Cahtxb. t Merrill St.. Ameshnry, Ma.
Ensilage
Cutter.
Bat snd oaly
aH-et blowareui.
tor on llie mttrkoi,
Heua fur etrcular.
VlK-hfll, UU A
Kiavar Co.
Ponland, Or.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon.
gsolot MorrltM SUMt,
i un give yon tn twst nargains in
1 Bnwiea. I'loris, boiler and hnitinea,
niii.-ninii mtiu irim inn utiiisrm'.
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j Machinery. Sea us belore buying
Catalogue Furnished
Upon Application.
X Curat Roan, CSeltra ant1
msaSB tS (rra, Phot 2ic ami Mb
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imaKd aa ' aa
tVaak. 111 a
a SaaS aaar .iihw I nan rai
O. a. OIOOIS. Lalaa, Waak.
UN, Coaat Agont, I'orlUi.d, Oro,
Alt She Took.
Gowanus I had $2 In my pocket laat
night, but this morning there is only a
penny or two. Did you need soma
money for a spring shirt waist and
take It, Arabela?
Mrs. tiowanus (astonished) Yes,
but I only took $1.98!
Grim "Mcdkos."
The medical students of Syracuse
university have adopted the folowing
college yell: -
"Well man, alck man, dead man
stiff! Dig 'em up. cut 'em up what's
the dlff? Humorous, tumorous, blood
and gore! Syracuse medicos, 1904!"
A Safe Prophecy. "" "
Vermllye The coming race simply
means another defeat for Sir Thomas.
Beefcroft Ves; he'll find out that
there's many a slip 'twixt the cup and
the "lift." Brooklyn Eagle.
REPAIRING FENCES.
By Utlnj "Anchor Clamp." You Can
Mak
Your Fences at Good at Ntw.
Every time a man eoos out in
the
morning and looks around his place
lie thinks of his fences. Are tlioy in
coul condition?
Are they what is
they last? These
i needed? Will
i questions he asks himself, and
, ' ., ..,. iiinu,
l.;..,,.Bl. I.i I- .
vim no nuns iiiiiiscii in sore Straus
as to what to do to provide himself
with economical and durable fences.
The matter of fences is the largest
and most important item of necessary
expense to the landholder.
There are thousands of miles ol
old barM wire fence In the north
west. The wire ia fairly good in ,
them half as good as if it were new.
And yet because ihit wires' have
sagged and. some cf them pave become
loosened from the punts, the fence m ,
nearly worthless.' It is when the",
wires are loose and wabbly in a barbed
wire fence that damage is done to
stock. " -""
Have you ever noticed a fence in
that condition?
A few upright stays and some
"Anchor Clamps" will repair an old
barbed wire or smooth wire fence and
make it as good as new. It makes
tho fence as rigid and firm as when
new and will make it last for years.
aow is tne time to save monev.
Wire is high, excessively, high, and
an entirely new fence is nn ernenaivn
'affair if you get the best. The best
, is one oommuicil nf all lr,m ,l
strong wires which cost more at firRt
, out will last forever. You cau get
'along without buying a new fence for
j awhile by repairing tho old one. The
"Anchor Clamp" is the only positive
lence iock on the market- It pre
vents sagging; it prevents looso wires;
it can be used on any kind of wire) it
is simple, can be applied by any one,
and it is cheap. It will payuu to
send for free sample and full informa
tion to the Portland Anchor Fence
Co., 742 Nicolai St., Portland, Ore.
Trouble,
Trouble would be a great deal easier
to bear It those you dislike were not
having the best time of their lives, Just
when you are going through It. Atchi
son Globe.
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