boORIIOUillpALACEl BY MARY J. HOLMES I CHAPTER X. ' It waa beginning lo b daylight la th city of Beaton, and aa th gray east gradually brightened and rw red la tti coming dy, young ma a look! out upoa th buay world around him wlih that feeling of utter Itmclturu which on so ortea feels In a great city where all I new and Strang to Mm. Standi J four week bad iunl attic lha notea of a tolling bell bad fallen tadly upon hla tar, and ba bad looked Into a grave where they laid bla mother to her Ut dream Ion rest A prevailing fever bad effeet ad what th fancied ailment of year bad failed to do, and Hilly Bender waa now an orphan and alon In tha wld world. II bnaw that b bad hi own fortune to nuke, and after aettllng bla mother' affair and tmllui there waa nothing left (or him, b bad cow to tba city, and on tbla morning want forth alona to look for employment, with no other recommendation than the frank, boncat expression ot bla handsome face. "It waa foolish la nit to attempt It," thought he, aa h stopped In front ot a larg wboleaal establishment Hi ty taught lha aiga a which waa lettered "R, J. fteldea Co. Tb nam tonnd td familiar, and aomalblng whispered to bin to enter. It did ao, and meeting In th doorway tall, elegant looking young man, b kd for Mr, Seldcn. "My uncle." returned th gentleman, who waa bob other than George Mont land, "haa not yet com down, but per bapa I ran suawer your purpoae Juat aa well. Do you wiah to purchase good?" Hilly, thinking that everyon must know bla poverty, fancied there waa something satirical la the queation, but b wa mistaken; the maimer waa nab oral to th speaker, who, at Dilly mad no dlrivt reply, attain asked: "What would you Ilk, alrT "Something to do: for 1 bar neither money nor home," waa Hilly prompt aa ewer. . "Will you give nit your name?" aakd George, . Billy complied, and when b apok of hit natlv town tteorg repeated It after blm, saying: "I have aoni acquatntancee who spend th auumirr In Chicopee; but yon probably bar sever known thorn." Immediately Hilly thonghl of th Lin coln, and now knew why th nam of Seldea seemed ao familiar, II bad heard Jenny apeak of Ida. and felt certain that B, J. Seldeo wa her father. For a moment George retarded biro la tently, and then at Id: "W seldom em ploy alt-anger without a recommenda tion; at ill, I do not believe yon Bed any. My unci I wanting a young man, but th work may hardly suit you," b added, naming th dntie he would b expected to perform, wblob certainly wer rather meuiat. Still, at th wage were liberal. Hilly for want of a belter, accepted th altuatlop, and wa Immediately Introdue d to bi business. For autu time he only taw George at a distance, but waa told by on of the clerk that b waa just graduated at Vale, and waa now junior partner In bla and' establish ment " - . "W all lik him very much." aald the clerk, "he it ao pleaaant and kind, though llttl proud, I gue." Thl waa all that Kilty knew ot him on til h had bwra in Mr. Seltlen' employ ment nearly three week; then, a he waa one day poring over a volume ot Horace which b had brought With him, Ueorge, who chanced to pan by. looked over hi ahoulder, exclaiming. "Why, Bender, can you read Latin? Keally, till la a nov elty. Ar you fond of books?" "Yea, very," an Id Billy, "though I bav but a faw of my own." "Fortunately, then, I ran accommodate you." retrirned George, "for I bar a tol erably good library, to which you can at any tim have acceaa. Buppoa you com round to my uncle' to-night. Never mind about thanking me," he added, aa he taw Billy about to apeak: "I hat to b thanked, ao to-night, at tight o'clock, I shall expect you." Accordingly, that evening Billy started for Mr. Selden't. George, who wished to aav blm from, any embarrassment, an awered bla ring himself, and Immediately conducted him to hi room, where for au hour or ao they discuasrd their favorite books and author. At last, George, aa tonlt" ed at Billy' general knowledge of men and things, exclaimed, "Why, Ben der, I do believe you are almoat aa good a scholar aa I, who have been through college. Tray, how doea It happen?" In a few wonla Billy explained that be bad been In the habit or working sum mer and going to school at Wilbraham winter; and then, aa it waa nearly ten, b hastily gathered up the book which George had kindly loaned him and took hla leave. A be waa descending th broad atairway he met a young girl fiwh lonably drenned, who stared at hi in In euiue surprise. Id the upper hull she en countered George, and asked blm who tiie atranger waa. "ilia name la Bender and he cam from Chicopec," answered George. "Bender from Chicopee:" repeated Ma. "Why, I wonder If it Isn't the Billy Ben der about whom Jenny Lincoln baa gone almoat mad." "I think not," returned her coualn, "fur Mra. Lincoln would hardly suffer ber danghter to mention a poor boy' nam, much lest to go mad about him." ' "But," answered Ida, "he worked on Mr, Mncoln'a furm when Jenny wna a little girl; and now that she It older she talks of blm nearly all tho time, and Rose saya It would not surprise ber If she should some day run off with him." "Possibly It I the same," returned George. "Anyway, be la very fine look ing, and- a fine fellow, too, beside being an excellent tcholar." The next day, wben Billy chanced to, he alone, George approached blm, and after making torn casual remarks about the hooka ba bad borrowed, etc., he sold, "Did you evffr see Jenny Lincoln In Chic opee?" "Oh, yes," answered Billy, brightening op, for Jenny bad always been, and still was, a greut favorite with blm; "Oh, yet, I know Jenny very well, I worked for ber father tome years ago, and be came greatly iniureated In her." "Indeed? Then you mutt know Hen ry Lincoln?" "Yea, I know him," said Billy; while George continued: ' "Ami think but little of him, of course?" On this subject Billy was non-committal. He had no cause tor liking Henry, but would not soy ao to a comparative atranger. George was about moving away when, observing a ll'tle, old-fashioned book lying upon one of the boxea, be took It up and, turning to the fly-leaf, read tbo nam of "Frank Howard." "Krank Howard! Frank Howard!" he repeated; "where have I beard that name? Who I he, Bender?" "He waa a little English boy I once loved very much; but he la dead now,"an awered Billy; and George, with a aud ' denly awakened curiosity, in Id: "Tell me about him and hit family, will you?" Without dreaming that George had aver teen them, Billy told the story of Frank's slckneaa and deutn-of the nob! conduct of bla little slater, who, when there waa no other alternative, went cheerfully to the pooruouse, winning by ber gentle ways the love of those unimed to lore, and taming the wild mood of a maniac nntil the wna harmless as a child. At he proceeded with hla ttory George btcania each moment more aud more In- tereated, and when at last thr wan pan., h akd, "And to Mary I th noorhoua now! "I have not motload ht nam, and pray how cam yon to know It?" antd Dilly In aom aurpria. la few word Uieorg related th par ticular of bl acquaintance with th Itowanla and then again asked wbr both Mary and Klla wer. Billy replied that for a few year back Mary had Uvd with a Mr. Maoo. whil Klla, at th tint of br Mother' death, bad beea adopted by Mr. Caaa bll, "But," aald b, "I avr think ( Ella In connection with Mary, they ar a unlike: Klla to proud aad vtla and allly, and treat her ltr with th ntnioat rudeneaa, though Mary to tar ator agree able and Intelligent, aad at I think the bet lookln,,, ' "8h must have changed vary much," answered George, "for If I rmmnr rightly ah wa not reinarkabl tor per tonal beauty." II waa guing to tay ater, when aom oa tlapped bint rudely on th shoulder, ratling out, "How ar you, old teller, aad what la there In ttoatoa to lattreet tuch a tctpegrac aa I ant f ' piking up. Billy w before blm Hea ry Lincoln, eaquWuly drtd, but bear ing In bl appearanc v Ideal Hark ot dissipation: "Why, Henry," Mclalnwd ' George, "bow cam yon here? I auppoaed yea wr drawing lampblack caricature at torn on of th tutor la old - Tabs. What's the matter? What bar yen been doing?" "Why, yon tee amwered Henry, drawing hit cigar trout hit mouth, "o of th aopha got bla arm broke la a row, and aa I am ao tender-hearted, aad couldn't bear to bear hint groan, th fac ulty kindly advUed at to leav, aad nt on before m a recoaimeodatio to, tha old nan. But I fixed 'em. I told be wat la Uoatoa, where he's la Chicopee, ao I juat took the letter from th one myaelf. It read beautifully. Ie you understand?" All tbla time Henry bad apparently taken no notice of Billy, whom George now Introduced, aaylng b believed tbey wer old acquaintance. With th cool est effrontery Henry took from bla pocket t uultalng gla, and, applying It to hla ey. aald, "I'v absolutely stud ltd aatll I'm nearsighted. How long bar th old folk been In Chicopee?" "Several week. I think," answered. Ueorge; and then, either ttecaua b want ed to bear what Henry would aay, or becaua of a reawakened interest In Mary Howard, h continued, "By th way, Henry, when you cam so unceremoni ously upon us, w wer epeakl!"! of a young girl In Chicopee whom yoa kav perhaps ferreted out ere tbla, at Ben der taya ah la fine looking." Ueury stroked hi whisker, which bad receixvd far more cultivation ibaa bl braina, atock bl bat oa one aid aad answered, "Why, yea, 1 auppoe that la nvy way 1 waa something of a h'hoy with th fair tex, but really I do not now think of more than one handaom girl lu Chicopee, aad that la Ella Campbell, but th I young yet not aa old aa Jenny altogether too small fry for Henry Lin coln, Km). But who la th girl?" Billy frowned, for he held Mary' nam aa too sacred to be breathed by a yoong man of Henry Lincoln's character, while George replied: "Her name la Mary Howard." " "What, the pauper?" aaked Henry, looking algoiOcantly at Billy, who replied: "The tame, air." "Wbew-wr wbiatled Henry, prolong ing the diphthong to ao unusual length. "Why, ahe'a got two teeth at leaat a foot long, and her face looks aa though ah bad Juat been In lb vinegar barrel aad didn't like th taat of lit "But, without Joking, though, bow doea she look?" aaked George; whila Billy mad a movement aa If he would help the luaolent puppy to find his level. "Well, now, old boy." returned Henry, "I'll tell you honestly that tha laat tim I aaw ber I waa surprised to find bow much ah was Improved. She haa awsl lowed those abominable teeth, or don something with them, and la really quit decent looking." Ho aaylng be took bia leav. Juat then there waa a call for Mr. Morelaad, who also departed, leaving Billy alone. "It i very arrange that ah never told me she knew him," thought he; and then tak ing from hia pocket a neatly folded letter, be again read It through. But there waa nothing In it about George, except tha simple words, "I am glad you have found a friend lu Mr. Morelaud. I am aur I should Ilk blm, juat because ba to kind to you." "Yea, she's forgotten blm," tnld Billy, and that belief gav him secret sstlsfao tion. He bad known Mary long, and the Interest ha had felt In her when a homely, neglected child, had not la tha least decreased at th lapse of tim grad ually ripened her Into a fine, Intelligent looking girl. He waa to her a brother still, but she to blm waa dearer far than a sitcr; and though in hia letters b al ways addressed her as, such, In hit heart be claimed ber aa something nearer, and yet be bad never breathed In ber ear a word of love or hinted that It wat tor her sake ba tolled both early and late, board ing up hit earnlnga with almost a niiser'a care that the might be educated. - Itcgulurly each week the wrote to blm, and It waa th receipt of theaa letters tnd the tliougbtt ot her that kept hit heart to brave aud cheerful, as, alone and unappreciated, except by George, be worked on, dreaming ot a bright future when the on great object of bla lit should be reitllieed. (To be continued.) The Pickle Teat. There had been an epidemic of mumps in Denver, and every afternoon brought to the beiiltb department a number of children seeking permission to return to school. Hotnetlmea no doc tor wa preaent, and they had to wait, Bo, says the Republican, Dr. Carlln de vised a meant by which bit aecretary, Mlaa Currlgnn, might teat the appli cants. ,.. 'Tlcklct are the thing," aald Dr. Car- II ii. "If a pernon with the slightest trace of Inflnintnatloii In the thyroid gin nils takes a hite of anything sharply tour, the face la Inatnntly contorted. In extreme onset the pain It extreme." Ho a bottle of mixed pickle wat add ed to the pharmacopoeia of the office. N'ow, when there la no doctor Id the office, Mint Current! line up the appli cants for certificate and goet down the line with the bottle of plcklei. If the child takes the pickle and amllei na a liealtljy child ahould, be may go buck to school again; but if be tcowli In palu he la condemned to ttay at home. - Her Supposition. "Did you tay you took a atall at tha theater while you wer In London T asked Mist Cayenne. ' "Yea," answered the young man wh was airing his foreign Isms, "I auppoae," she proceeded pensively, "that It nitiHt have been one of tboet recent production that the critics con demned for their horaeplay'-Wath-Ingtoo Star, POWERFUL UNITED STATES BATTLESHIP OHIO. - The battleablp Ohio, recently launched at rraaetaro, la th aewest "pride of the' Aatericaa aavy." lb It forty feet lunger lhaa the Gr-gon aud 8,ikJ tone greater la displacement. Kb to twenty feet longer th the low aad 1.000 ton greater la dUplaceiii. ui than that aliip, Her largvet tifl will be twlv Inebe. Her lecondary battery will contain altleea ineb rttle. Th Oblo't dluien.lona are: Length on tb water Una, HMt feeti width, 73 feet 6 laches wa draught, 3U feet U luch.: uiailmum draught, So feet 8 Inch: dlsplaceoieat, l'J,500 loos; speed, 18 kaota: mailasoi bort power, lulk; total rual supply, iwa) to i. Hh will carry on lag officer, one commanding officer, elxleea wardroom BV cert, twelve Junior omcera aad rive warr ,ai offlcer. In many reapecta the Ohio will be th greatest of all mrln fighting marhinea. The wurka of th ahip will b of th moat approved klad, Iter engine room will reeemble a great workshop, fitted with th fineet tool that ran be m id. Th ahlp herself, with her winding and alleyways, her broad dcka aad hundreds of apartment, will be Ilk a a nail city behind walla of ileal, fthe will he her telephone yttm, kr lighting plant and ber water work, la thl t -el girt city wilt be nearly l.OtW tacandeaceat lamps aad telephone eemmnalea tlooa between all parte. Th filling of t water-tight compartment at any tlui Bead be ao ran for alarm. Th touch of a button la th central nation will el x every water tight door In toe time ttua would tab to give lb order. Ur complement will be about fttw mea, t HOW HOQS CaVrCM SALMON. Wad ta the Weatorit Mr tm aa I Dive far the KUh, la lb (liaht of Washington, aa all acbool boys and girl doulitlo know, are th greatest aalinoti fisherlea In i America, livery tpr u th twlft mouu ; talu aireauit are fairly alive with lha beautifiJ reildlab yellow Bh Uhree and four teet lu hugth ami weigh ng often I twenty five aud thirty p il; di. at they (to up the riUer to ilci u.li th. tr ;g tu the headwater of die mountain atreama, Theu In Use w: Ijr fall Ihey come down agitin. tt l Uur ng two aea out that what I known a ti.e salmon run I ai H full height, and th a la the 'tim lo which th Wahlugtou tnyt took forwanl to all the rcl or th year. Rut the i)iierrcai timber ate neither Indian nor buy. They are bog, tu fond are lb hog of tbla delicacy, which costs Hi people of London It a pound, that the farmer a ho have pas ture along ih river have gn-ar irou tile fencing the farm to that Ih hogs cannot get Into th lrem, Mr. 1 1 04 wadea lu or iw(ju In, according to the depth of lb at ream, and then watches for the aaliiion. The anlimm awlm along uuausnH-tltigly. Mr. Hog It ready for blm. Quick aa a flnah he fas'ena bla greedy Jawt about (he great Hah ami crrlet htm aahore, there to devour htm HoO CATCHK aALMOX. with th greatest relish. Then hack he Blip Into th water to watch for th axt traveler along that way. II will keep tbla up until bl hunger la aatle flod. Tbla Indulgence ruin th bog for pork, however, aa It give It a "flaby" tatte, and no one will buy It. That I the reason th farmer keep tbetr bog at far from tb ttretmi at poulble. SIXTY THOUSANO A YEAR. Chicago )ytia II I.ral tUlarlel Tlthea )fllclt la tk Cevnirr. John L Rabin, preaidoot of th I'a clBo rltate Telegraph aud. Telephone Company, baa entered Uoa bla dutlea In a larger Held of activity aa the man ager of the Chicago ayatem of tele phone. There bar been promotion all ahmg the raclflo coaat llu to fill tb place made vacant by th transfer of expert from Ban Prauclaeo and dpokane to Chicago. Mr. Habln re ceive a talary of f;is,fx per annum from the Chicago company. He alao retain the presidency of the raciric Btate company, receiving from the Ut ter corporation S23.0OO per annum, Hla compensation la, therefor, fHO.OOO a year. John I. Rabin waa born In New York Oct 8. 1847. When 15 year of age be left the public achool of Brooklyn to enter the mettenger aorvlce of the In dependent Telegraph Company of New York. After an apprenticeship of five moutba he waa aent to New Brunswick, N. J., to open an office aa operator on tba new Una then building between New, York and Philadelphia. II re LORD HUGH, THE HOPB OF THE CECILS. Ixrd Hugh Cecil, who at a recent Irish domonttrallonja th Hons of Com mon, advocated th Imprisonment of rebellious member ot Parliament, la th "rising hope" ot Lord Salisbury's "feillvt circle," at Lord Hosebery recently called tb Prim Minister'! family, ' Lord Salisbury's eldest ton It not looked upon at a likely successor to tha political position of hit father, and tt It Lord Hugh, th youngest, who It viewed at the coming man ot th Cecils. Ht it th only unmarried ton, and baa lived all hit life with hi father, whoa disciple ht It. II It th only Cecil who rnlaet any enthusiasm, or who wants to be enihu tlaatlc. To him, as to hla father, politics It an etseutlnl part of religion, and b speaks to tha House of Commons aa If he wer preaching from hla brother' pulpit at Hatfield. He la earnett enough to ravolt from patty turn when they Interfere with freedom of thought and conviction, and Intense enough to propose revolution la parliamentary procedure which no other member of th House dar gapport He It 81 yean old. ft : . . . V" ! 1 " 1 V mained but three month la tbla posi tion, being tranaferrod to Whit 1'lalna and from there to New York, where be became Bight operator oa tba Wntern pre line of th trailed mate Tele graph Company. In liuH Habln entered the amy 11 JOHM t. ABia. mltWary telegraph operator, aud waa atatlnnod with th headquarter of the Fifth Army Corn at Fort retcottwrg. Ya. II amed through the war, ami when the atruggle ended be etiled at Italelgti, N. C The young operator waa rootle, and aaw lo th Wet the optmrtiitilty for advancement which tb Eaat eemed to deny blm. He Joined lha Collin over land telegraph expedition, formed for tha purpose ot building a Hue overlaud front Ran Frauclaco to the mouth of th A moor river In Rlberta. II wa atatloued at Plover Bay In Rlherla for over a year. In the fall of 1SU7 Mr. Rabin returned to Kan Fmuctaci, and fur aeveral year wa aa oerator la the employ of the Western t'nloii. Iie Ing atatloued at Rait Uke. Helena and other place. Rlnce then be hn trrad ually risen to bl prevent position. ' It baa been bla principle to make th telephone popular and profitable by making It ao cheep aa to ba within the reach of all. He baa achieve I this result by eatatillahlng varioua classes of aervlce, rangltig In price from II. Ml to $5 monthly. A a reanlt of this pol icy there are abotit five tlmee a many telephone on the aparaely ottled Pa cine coaat a there are In th densely populated middle Weal, , Waalilng a Wild Tlgee. A atory copied from "I France du Nord" llluatrate th length to which perfect fearleaanea may carry a man, The famou lion tnmer Peaon hired at Moacow a poor Cossack, who waa aa Ignorant of the French language a of fear, to clean the cage of bl wild beaat. . ' Instruction wer given to tb man by mean of gesture and dumb tbow, and apparently h ihorouRbly under ttood what he wa eipected to do. The next morning he begun bla new dutle by entering with bucket, aponge and broom, not th cage of a tame beaat. bnt that of a aplemlld untamed tiger, which lay atleep upon lb floor. The fierce animal awoke and fixed hla eyea upon the man, Who calmly pro ceeded Jo wet hit larg aponge. and, tiuterrlfled. to approach the tiger. At tbla momeut Pexon aaw what waa golug on, and waa atruck with horror. Any aound or motion on hla part would lucre the danger of the tltuatlon by rouilng the beaat to fury; o b quietly watted till tb need aimubj aria to rush to tb mau't a at 1st aur. - Tb tiwujlk, pong In band, ap proached tli animal, and perfectly fearleaa, proceeded to rub blm down, aa If b bad been a bora or dog; while tba tiger, apparcaily delighted by th application of cold water, rolled over on tta back, stretched out It pawa, oarred, aud offered erery part of tta body to tbe otonjik, who waebed blm aa complacently aa a mother batbe br Infant. Then be left the cage, and would bav repeated tbe baaardoua experiment upon another aavage from tb deeert had not Peaon with difficulty drawn him off. " -' - ' Hie Kiplanalton. Th explanation am author art compelled to make to reader of literal or Immature uitud wben tbey an obliging enough to make them at all are often a good literature a tb pataag wb'ch called them forth. Kllaa both Cedy Hiantou aaya, to ber "Eighty Year or More," that ah once wrote Dr. Holme, at th retuet of a young nephew of ber, to aak an Important quoatlon. Did lb doctor really have a ervaut who almoat laughed blmaelf to death, aa dcecrlbed la "Tb Height of the ltUllculour Dr. Holme replied: I wish you would explain to your Utile nephew that III atory of lb poor fellow who almoat died laughing wa a kind of dream of mine, and not a real thing that happened, any more than that an old woman lived In a (boa, and had ao many children ah didn't know what to do. or that Jack climbed th beanstalk and found tbe glaut who lived at the lop of It You can explain to him what to meant by I magi nation, and thua turn my youthful rbymea Into a text for a dlacourae worthy of th Concord Reboot of Phlloaophy. I bav not my poem by me, but I remember that "The Height of th nidlculou" ended with thl verve: Ten daya and algbia, with eleeplet eyea I watched that wretched man, And since. I never dare to write Aa funny a I ria. But tell your nephew be muktn't cry about It, any more than becaua geeae go barefoot, and bald eagle bar no nlghtcapa. m Habit of Ui Cat. All the cat' habit abow It to be by nature a tolltary anlmnl. Kren In early life, when family tlea bring out th luatliict of aaaoclntlon, tbla I apparent If yon compare the play of pupple with that of kitten you will find that In one cat companionship of aom kind la eeecnital, for If a puppy ha no playmate of hi own apeclea b will try lo muke ue of the neareat biped; wherea a cork or a bit of airing, la all that I neceaaary to aatlafy the require ment of the kitten. Th way In which tb eat take It food I a algn that In Ita natural atate It la not In the bablt of associating wttb greedy companion. When given something to eat It first carefully amella th morsel, then take tt lu a deliberate and gingerly way and alt down to finish It at leisure. There I none of that Inclination to anatch haatlly at any food held before It which we oliaerv In well-trained dog, nor doea a cat aeem In any hurry to atow Ita good In the one place where thiev ing rlva'a cannot Interfere with them. Indeed, no greater contrast lu natural table manner can be observed any where than when we turn from th kennel or th plgaty and watch tb dainty way In which a cat take It moala. That a cat allow peopl to ap proach It while It la feeding without allowing Jealousy provea that It doe not attribute to human beings lik tastes with Ita own.-WIld Traits In Tame Animal. Tb littler of Europe, There are now twenty-teven royal tamltlet In lCuropo, Of these elghteeu ar German, namely, th Ilobenxol lern, Wlttelebnch, Wettlu, Wurtem burg, Zalirlngeu, Heaion, :' Mecklen berg, Holatelu, Anhalt, Rchwarxburg, Ilapaburg Lorraine, Welf, Keua, Rchnumliurg, Llppa, Waldeck, Naaaan and Lelchtciiitcln; tlx are Romanic or Latin, nnmely. Bourbon, Bavoyen, Bra gnnia, Monaco, Bonaparte and Berna dotte; two are Slav, namely, Obreno wltacb and NJenoah, and one It Turk lab, the Oatnan. Of tb forty-one throne In Kurope, thirty-three are oc cupied by German prince, among which are the ruler of Auatrla, Bel glum, Bulgaria, Denmark, England, Greece, Holland, Portugal, Houmnnta and Ruaala. Tb one powerful houae of Bourbon ba now but on crowned representative the boy king of Spain The to-cnllcd Hnpiburg houae la really extinct tlnce 1740. The present royal family of Austria belongs to tb Lor rain line. Illiterate Itonmanla, , Roumanla would nppear to be th most Hill era to country In Europe. The last ceuitta ihows that. In a population of nearly 6,0(0,X0, nearly 4.0iM,OCO can neither read nor write, and that only a little over 1,000,000 have any education at all. Uprooted Trees Stilt Live. The "life tree" of Jamaica grows and thrives for months after being uprooted and exposed to the sun. Jt Is an utter Impossibility for a short man to fall In love with a tall woman. He simply baa to climb for It. Sixteen year Old girls are all alike In two particular: they are all good looking, and never have a cent VITINAN OP TWO WARS, Oeeeral ntJha Farter, Wh Died Neceatljr, Gen. Fit Jobo Porter, who died r ceutly at bl bom In Morriatown, N. i la bis With year, waa a veteran of two wars and at one time was the most dlcuad nan In military circle In America, n was born In Portsmouth. N. It, In 1M23 and In IH4S, 00 graduating from tba lulled Slates Military Academy, was assigned to tba Fourth artillery. He participated In tb Mexican war, receiving th brevet of captain for ser vice at Mollno del Bay and that of major for dlatlugutohed conduct at Cbapultcpee. After tba war ba was for a tltuo a military Instructor at West Polut In 18D0 be became aaalat aut Inspector general and on tba out break of tba Civil War waa made brig adier general of voluuteer. Tba fol lowing year hs took part In the Virginia peninsular campaign and then succeed ed to th command of tbe Fifth Army Corpa, prth'liatlng In tba battle of Mecbanlcavllle and Galnee Mills, HI command at tb battle of Malvern Hill offered th wain restotanc to tb Con federate assault on that day, Already b bad been breveted brigadier general In tbe regular army tut meritorious conduct st Chlckshomlny, II was now mad major general of volunteer ant waa temporarily attached to Gen. Pope's army of Virginia, II to corn waa unable to move forward at th second battle of Bull Itun, Aug. 29, 112, but In th afternoon of th 8Mb It waa actively engaged and to Its ob stinate resistance It Is mainly du that tb defeat was not a total rout ' For his Inaction on the Drat day Gen. Porter wa court mart la led and caah- lered the service, being disqualified for (SENEKxALi FTTZ JOHN PORTEISr. holding any office of truat or profit un der the government. Thl verdict waa much discussed at th tim and alnce and Gen. Porter laborei long and alondfuKtly to have It set aalde. In a bill for bl relief wa Introduced In tbe Senate, but failed of. paaanga. President Haye. however, nnder the finding of an advisory board, remitted lliat part of th lenience which dis qualified Gen. Porter from holding any office of profit or trust under th gov eminent During President Arthur' administration a bill removing the fur ther (llaalillity wa vetoed, but muler Cleveland Gen, Porter wa restored t the army a colonel. Gen. Grant after an examination of th matter express ed his belief In Gen. Porter's Inno cence, After his forced retirement from the army Gen. Porter engaged In business In New York, In 1884 bo became a po lice commlitslouer, aervlng until Ihsh. In IWnl he had an offer from the Khe dive of Egypt to become commander of hla army, but declined. SELLING A CHILD'S BLANKET. The Auctioneer' Laat Set Brenttht Hack Tender Mamorle. It bad been a very busy day at the exchange, says tbe New Orleans Pica yune, and (be auctioneer bad grown a trifle weary over the repeated trials which bad beset snd worried even this Trojnn son of tbe stump. The contin ual refrain of "Going, going, g-o-n-e!" echoed In bl btwlu. For many year be had been a prom inent figure In the auction mart, aud under'hl hammer bad often gone the fruits of a lifetime of accumulation; gone for a song, treasures over which tbo miser had crouued, the lover sighed, the mother wept-all gone, "How much am t offered J" bad sent to the four corners of the earth so many things thai day that the auction eer hoped there was nothing left; but there was. Ills Indefatigable aaslatnut had raked from a corner a bundlo of bedding and handed It up, "What can I get for thlar ho cried, force of habit forcing blm Into the rut again. "Another opportunity." As he unrolled tha bundle some one bid "Fifty cents." Theu not another vole broke tbe stithies' which had settled over the crowd as a child's blanket hung before their gate. Why? Did the sight of that small wooleu cover tell to them, tho callous crow'd, a pitiful story? The busy man forgot to cry his re frain as he dropped his eyes upon the little square. Here and there on It small stains, nt If tears, had fallen, met his eye, and his mind went back to a scene he never would forget Tbe bedchamber had been darkened. About tbe blinds th gleams of sun light crept Into the room and fell like golden shafts upon the little cot over which bis wife hung In au agony of bitter pain. He saw again the little white hands-bands that had crept so often about his nock at night as ho lay by his side pick fallerlngly at Just such a cover aa he now held lu his grasp. He saw the little head with Its mass of tangled curls moving restlessly on the pillow, and he felt again the hot touch of the re" .''is upon which be had pressed his own U loving caress, eager to soften the pain and, woo back Into health the loved little form slowly drifting, drifting away. - The crowd was gone, This busy man saw nothing but the child who had grown Into his very being aud then looaed his little grasp oa the world and had gone drifting, drifting out Into a sea wblcb promised infinite love, but left bitter desolation and despair for tboe left behind. Tba tear falling upon bto bearded ebecka woke hlia from bis dream. "Gone for 60 cents to tba only Ud der." ' Tbe auctioneer lgbd beavlly at be got down from bla eland aud watched tb crowd depart, and then be went bom to bla wife, hla heart ailed wttb sorrow at tba thought of bit awn dear little on, and tb empty cradle. HIV. DR. WEBB. Ag4 Worker ta Moaee aad Ferlja MlawteaaFf Field. Ber. Pr. Edwin B. Webb, tb aged and widely known tulaalonary worker of tba Congregational Church, died at WeUasley, Mass., recently of senile de bility, 111 moat prominent offices In tbe work of tba church wer chairman of tb Prudential Committee of tbe American Board of Commissioners for Foreign Mhwlous, President f tb trus tees of Hartford Theological Beuilnary and member of tbo KxecuUve Commit tee of tbe Congregational Home Mis sion Society. Dr. Webb waa born In Newcastle, Me., In 1820. fits father was a farmer, and tba future tnleslouary labored a a farm boy and afterward aa a helper lu a country store. Ilia tastes were In tellectual, however, and be patted through Lincoln Academy and Bowdoln College, from which last named Insti tution be was graduated with a degree In 1840, la 1R47 be entered Bangor Seminary and was called to a pasto rate before bla gradcatkm. If Insist ed, however, on a few month' atudy at Princeton, and thenc went to Augutta, Me., to begin bla mlnlttry. II wa called by a congregation In Boton In , IfettO, snd became pa it or of Rhawmut cnurco in wa. in mat year ne waa elected a memlaw of tbe Executive Committee of the MaaMcbuaetts Horn , Missionary Society, a post which he , held until bl death. In 1K76 Dr. Webb' usefulness in the- tutsslouary field took vX Guv ; aav. do. n. a. waaa. on a wide expansion. He bad already visited Egypt, Palestine, Syria, Asia Minn and other biblical lands, and hs entercJ Into his larger labors with spirit and devotion. Dr. Webb, lu bla prime, was an eloquent and a powerful preacher. Free Mntrd. ' James Itussell Lowell said, "All dea cons are good, but there are odds In deacons," aud tt may be added that there are odds In other varieties of men. , ;....., Squire Blank, according to Harper's Baxnr, was not only the richest man in his village, but tbe stingiest as well Nothing gave blm such keen delight as to get something for nothing. due day he and several of his neia-h-bors had lieen In conference with k manufacturer who contemplated estab liehlng a mill In tbe town. The confer ence was held In tbo one stora of the village, and at Ita close the manufactur er stepped up to a showcase containing ;tj.srt .n.t !!- ; " "Have a cigar, gentlemen." All the men selected a cigar except Squire llliu.k. He didn't smoke. There fore he aald: "Thank you. sir, but 1 don't smoke; but as the cigars are a dime apiece, I'll take a dime's worth 0 mustard If you say so,' t . ' ; t , s Of course the astonished gentlenwn "said so," and the squire went hom jubilant ever "a bull half-pound o' mus tard that never cost me a red eeut," Spontaneous Klexjucnce. I Not uufrequently the Irish peasant otters a saying wblcb amounts to gen uine spontaneous eloquence. When Charles fiavati DulTv. defeated In his struggles to mnke Ireland lode pendent, was about to sail for Austra lla, a number of Iris tup oh gathered about bin) to sav cood-bv. One of 'hem brought an old prayer-book, on a blank page or wuieu ue nsaea uuay to write his name. v (in,, nf lilt comnantons.' who' wni nrn vlded wltb a more presentable volume said: , , "It's a shame, Tom, to offer such I book to Mr. Duffj for his signature." t "Arrnh." . retorted " Tom.cs "win' shouldn't I offer It to him? Isn't It like himself, tattered and torn In thi service of God and . the people' , While the average girl takes about year to got ready for ber wedding, os a pinch a girl could get, ready In five minutes. it s .;,'',' t iMi'! "Do you bellsv in pun' r 'pull' as element In success T "Neither." "What tbenr "Dlg'-Detrolt Fro Pre. ; Ktbet-You know, I want husband who la easily pleased, kiaud-Don't worry, dear. That' tb kind you'll get-Tit Bits. New: "What's your son been doing la tba Philippine?" "Fighting for bis country." "What! Has b turned Filipino r-IJfe. Temcber How many commandment are there? Small Boy-'Leven. "Elev en? What lath eleventh?" "Keep off tb graa,H-Boston Journal. All's Well That End Well: Timid Lady-Are people ever lost In this riv er? Boatman-No. ma'am; w always find them In a day or two. Fun. Their Fate: Mamma Bird-Did I ever tell yon what become of bad llttl bird wben they die? Little Blrd-Ph, yes! They're used In tb millinery business. Puck, Tb Law: Prisoner-It's difficult to see bow I can be a forger, your lord ship. Why, I can't sign my own name) Judge You are not charged wltb sign ing your own name.-Tlt-BIt. "Tb Secretary of Agriculture is go ing to distribute trees." "That's right; flower seels, treend after a wbll hammocks, fountains and garden set- . tee. "-Chicago ttecord-HerahL A Future Great One fiboes: When a mother puts away ber baby's flrst tboe, It Is with self-expreaaed be lief tbat soma day tbe Btate Historical Society , will send for It-Atchlson Glob. ... "I tell you your country It painfully new. Why, you haven't even any fairy tale." "Haven't eh? Well, you Just come with me and look at tbe tablet oa our beat monuments." Cleveland I'm In Dealer. v Customer Didn't you tell me this horse waa afraid of notblug? Dealer That'a Juat what .1 said. "Why, h able at bl own shadow," "Well, a shadow Is shout as near nothing as anything I know of." New York Weekly. "You are wanted In a huny at Mr. Gaasam'a," cried the meaaenger hreathiesaly. 'Ar you sure they sent for rr asked young Dr. Killlstn. "Yea, they said yon couldn't do sny hsrm. as Mr. Gaxznm's dying now." Philadelphia Prws. "What Is the marriage rate In the parts?" aaked the atranger who was getting atatlstlct. "The marriage rate." re ponded the native, proudly. "I two dollars for the licence an' a kiss from tbe bride. The sheriff gets both, aa' I'm tbe sherirf."-Phllnde!pbla Becord, Butte Ysns, 81 Is dead: went Inter town ter git a tooth polled; dentist fel ler told him he'd bet V take gas fuat in'- Joab-Dentlat gev lilio too much, eh? Rube Oh, n; after tbe dentist feller told blm that be went back to bis bote! an' took the gas hlsclf. Phil adelphia Press. - Mldwood (papering a room, persplr lngly Penelope! Mrs. Mldwood (sp prehenslvely What Is It, Mortimer? Mldwood Well, I guess Ibe man who made a geometrical rule tbat parallel line never meet, never t led to bang wall paper with parallel stripes In Itl Brooklyn Eagle. ' Steelton-I think the latest Incubator has reached tuch a height of excellence tbat Improvement would be Impostlble. Clayton I don't know about tbat Th man who should Invent an Incubator that would scratch up worms for tb little chicks would make a fortune. Philadelphia Record. Two workmen were standing before a large advertisement of a ta'r re storer and discussing : ita optlmlatlo promises. "D'you think It'a truer' said one. "True!" replied the other. "D'you think If It was true that the barlstoc lacy wouldn't 'are 'cuds of 'air like "edge'ogs?" London Globe. Breaking It Gently; Clergyman (af ter being rescued from the shipwreck) -Mr. Smith, did I really appear scared wben we thought all would be lost? Mr. Bmlth-1 can't say that you were cared, but for a man who has been trying to get to beaven all tbese years you appeared moat reluctant to accept tbe opportuulty. Bazar. , Some Eastern singers in a Western town not long ago, whose coming had been heralded by big posters announc ing "Concert" all over the place, etc.. overheard tbe following between two of the natives while walking horn from the performance. "That was a beastly concert Nothln' but music!" New York Evening Sun. Noah's Good Heart: "What did tbat seedylookltig fellow on tbe dock want ot you, father?" Inquired Noah's youngest hopeful of the ancient marl bier. "He wanted to come aboard with us." And what did you tell blm?" "I told him 4t was Impossible." "But I thought I saw you hand bltu some thing." "Well, yes; I felt so sorry for him that I loaned him my best um brella." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I say, Scribbler," said Sappy, "how on arth do you think up all these chaw- acters that you wlte about?" "Oh. I take them from ' real life,", replied Scribbler, "but they never smipect Take, for Instance, the character of Woodby Britten,' who is always say ing 'dooeed this and 'dooced that Now, that s a fellow I know very well, but he doesn't know I'm using htm." "Oh, come now, I say. How dooced clevah of you! Dooced stupid of him, thought" Catholic Standard and Times. . ; . . ,.' ; 1 The Pigeon of St. Mark. - Venice has asserted the right of ownership over the famous pigeons of Saint Mark, Some enterprising street boys who had made a business of kill ing tbe birds, when brought up In court, pleaded that the pigeons had no legal owners, and they Were fed by the public on the Plana San Marco, The cltj- authorities maintained that the pigeons were the Ward of the old re public, and therefore ot the present municipality, a view that was adopted by the court. Heat Holidays, In the public schools ot Switzerland heat holidays have been established by law. Recognizing the well-known fact that the brain cannot work properly When the heat Is excesalve. the children are dismissed from their tasks when ever tho thermometer goes above a cer tain point. ., The Scotoh Language. ' An effort Is being made to establish In one of the Scotch universities a cbalr for the Btudy of the Scotch language and literature. : Man proposes and the girl sends blm around to papa to see It be oppose. e