c:jTi ceeely
S. D. PKRCIVAU Editor.
OMhuthOwwHUoi
tKiMmn of unmiimi
FRIDAY. SEPT. 1, 1833.
THEY THOUGHT HIM INSANE.
ayau.
In tb spring of lti 1 was search
ing for a stadia in which to set tip
my saseL My "house hunting' end
ed a the Kew York university,
vbera I found, what I wanted in one
of the tun eta of that stately edifice. :
When I had made my choice, the :
janitor, who accompanied me in my
eraminatinw of the rooms, threw
pen a door on the other side of the
hail and invited me to enter. I
f otmd myself in what was eridentlT
an artist's stneho. but every object in
it bore indubitable signs of un thrift
and negiect.
The statuettes, bostsand models of
Tarious kinds were corered with dost
and cobwebs; dusty canvases were
faced to the wall, and stumps of
brushes and scraps of paper Uttered
the floor. The only signs of industry
were a few masterly crayon draw
inga and little studies ot color pinned
to tbe wall. -
"Yon will hare an artist for your
neighbor." said the janitor, "though
he is not here much of late. He
seems to be getting rather shiftless.
He is wasting his time over some silly
invention, a machine by which he
expects to send messages from one
plaos to another. He is a very good
painter and might do well if he
would only sock to. his business.
But," he added, with a sneer of su
preme contempt, "the idea of teQing
by a little streak of lightning what a
body is saying at the other end of it!
11 fnestds think he is
the subject and are trying to dis
suade him from it. but he penas
; it until he is ahnmat rained. "
Judge of my astonishment when he
informed me that the "shiftless" in
dividual, whose foolish waste of time
so excited his commiserate
none other than the president of the
National Academy of Design the
most exalted position m my youth
ful, artistic fancy that it was passible
tor mortal to attain 8. T. B.
since much better known as the
enter of the electric uJmraph!
Only a little while after this his
fame was flashing throcgh the world.
and the unbeherers whoHiad Toted
turn insane were forced to
that there was at least "method in
-Harper's.
AFTERWARD.
CMs. mw iatm. sy as run eaB -ast
War usilik mr Mm asy awit
WkrncOtaliMitoBrMrt
. lanim th wmnc that yun das ana.
Xow aaal s asal only ass
Wlswa ym sowars taaf I
Tst samty I " fsa an
Ti
aoaaca is taa toad tax stSt bbsis as,
la ft at ibe Iowa Uast is aaaafe
Less sftar oar hresxa Mt pogstf
asoMsUdssj Is tr&sac as er yoa
I feet yon an itmciy ssBig&t.
sVi''gi4 torsawr sad slvmxs,
Yt swratiiy tnm,
WSr swr as wy lamtoan ssa,
Ipvr feapeftnes. a. 1 1 to fa-?
Oh. say lows, srby wtll fM call ass. -
Aad ail ax y m pr.ansa taaaaf
fee. f mf Sfas asd only.
Ai,alrraMi4MMtsttS!atf
ifcaaoa train rlpt.
mm Lrt ta ria.
The tramp had spfAied a bfte te
. . eat, and the lady had some work tc
be done, of which fact, however, tht
tramp was ignorant when he called.
Us woiM have cailed just the same
. no ,n':jt. bat not at the house is
c"".ion.
"Ill U-'J you what IU do." she aaid
asMteiM.
Ones isl its I safe Cor.
Way mm wmJk idim nnM7
O iu ttass as aow 1 ass sjs-nScs
ia bwtness tones. . "lf youH dean ttj
.that fkrwer patch, 111 give you s
- wboks picf or a pair of oH thorn,
, whichever you prefer.'., -
" The tratr-u surveyed the patch and
picVHJ ui we rake, in 19 mmotm
tbe l'J w gx ' jm to his satisfaction,
and be wris-r cm psy.
WW) wJ yot. haver inquired
fhela. - jii :- :
I "Lstmii thein," he replied.
The 9 1 a Ce abr-- were set out
w hi it... etion, ax t he hefted the
sandfetitdpopv nI-3thrl
-i be exaroned ( aboeo, 'v-i-vi
extretnt'y fraO.
' 'kete shoes; lady, be Said,
' acsxy they ain't at
'l. for I hare a great
'- to do." be bor
mStrs. v
Hew We rew Old.
Tbe thread that binds us to life s
; nit fivqurntly severed era to tuerid-
Ian of life is reached In the ease of per
sons who neglect obvious weans to re
new tailing suengh. Vigor, no less the
source of happtness than th condition
of lung life ran be created and perpetu
ated where it dots not exist. Thousands
who hare exp. rWuopd or ant cognisant
Including many physician of enii-
I acta lliiu-ra. bear irsUntour to its sou-
druw. efficacy a a creator of strength
is treble cousUtutinna, and debilitated
and shattered system A steady per
formance of tbe bwilly fuuctiuua, re
newed appitite. flnta aud nightly repose
attend tbe use of this thorough and
standard renoranU Use no local touic
represented lobe akin to or resnuble
la effect in Its place. Demand tbe
genuine, which is an aekttowledged
remedy for indigestion, ma'aris. ner-
vousaeew, constipation, liver and kid
ney compl tints and rbeumaUwiu
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ia City and Suburban
Lots and torlO
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good farms.
Will also trade good acreage
near Portland for City
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value.
ADDUKtW:
I. G. Davidson,
132 t-2 3rd St., Portland, Or.
W. E. Poole,
PHYSICIAN' and SUKGEOX
OtTloe next aloar te Anstina'a Farwi-
monmouth) or.
J . M. CROWLEY
Ftjsiciia id S:t.:i
Office Ooe door west of Polk Co. baok
. Slain street, Monmouth. Oregon.
' Otho Williams
W1EBCIAHT TIIL8B
. Fb tailoring a specialty.
Good fit GUARANTEED or noeaks.
Dallas . - Or.
J. D. IEEE, 1. 0. 8.
Office in Breyman Bros. Building
Cor. Cam ratal ana) Coajrt Sts.
SAIXM - . OREGON.
Freeh Fish
Balmom, dams. Oysters, Catfish,
Smelt, etc., received , by Dearly
every ttaio.
Leave orders at Fish Stand on C
street, Independence.
D. B. Ccjixtra, Pn?.
L. D. JONES
Tonsorial Artist.
Hair cutting. Seta.: Shaving, IVcUl;
Baths, Sets.
Corner Knox and Main streets,
Monmouth - - i. Oregon
Taw fsaajlar Hstal
saSffca)
EUROPEAN PLAN
n
OLTON
M. D. ROC H E, Mgr.
COMU riURTH IU ILBU IT., fOXTLUB,
f J. R. MARKLEV,
Proprietors K. K. HAYK,
I M. I. ROCHE.
FREE MEDICINE!
fialaea Oppartastty for
KaaTeriag Hoauaity. . .
fhmiMM enm TWr KtmtttUtw U tk Public.
C3 TOU SUFFER?
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exptalntBs jaar
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wiit wji y'o r n k chaiwi! a roll
o apeelsily pipnd rrofp4la tn
ott4 to your WI WAXX rots
KetUMUKXDAIIOX.
11.1 uut orss
aj Sliia soMl ovturmttMa are nnam and
mmmnua, SKqalml ty nunr ream' expert,
eaea, ahwi enaMes as to gnaramas a ears.
t aqt dwapatr. .
!. B. Ws bavc Um only pnatttv car Sir
KWLBPWY, iriTWl sad CATAKRM. RfffHr.
ns tn. f enaaaaDtlr iucatsd. (Old as.
tatxtabad.) . . . ., .
DR. WILLIAMS'
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Cat,
D E N TI ST
D. M. DOTY, b. D. S.
Ottr ovsr Ir. CraaltjV oaa door west o
1ST au um aunt iiutuum.
Chas. Wood;
c:3T a n csa
Making shoe a specialty.
J ut now we have on hand
a large aupp'y of material
fur vuu to select frum.
REPAIRING PHOMPTLY IXNE.
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TIME TABLE.
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Hallwaa.
OOXSECTTSO WITH ALT. TKANS-
COSTIXESTAULlSEji.
Is the Oaljr Uae BawaJag Eleetrle
ugatea tars, Between..
ST. PAUL ASD CHICAGO, AKD
UaAnA IM C M 1 1 lt J.
The Express Train fwasbds of Testi-
Sale. fkieeaiag, malar saw
ParUr Cars,
CE1TED : BT : - STIir.l
Furnished with every luxury known
to modern railway travel.
. a '
Far Speed. Cassfert, sad Ssfrty this
uae t i aesjsaiea.
TU-kets on stale at all promioent rail-
rojKi omos.
For farther information inulre of
any ucset agent, or
C.J. CM, General Art.
J. W. faey, Trar. Paa. Art.
. Partlaad, Orrawa.
THROUGH
) TICKETS
TO
SALT LIKE. DENVER.
02111,' KANSAS CUT.
EKIC1B0. ST. LOUIS
and all
EASTERN CITIES.
3
LwnFS
1 DAYS TO
2 CHICAGO.
The Quickest to Chicago
and the East
C::ri
Quicker to Omaha and
Kansas City.
PULLMAN mm TOURIST SLEEP
ERS, FREE RECLINING CHAIR
CARS, DINING CARS,
ror ratas aa4 aaaaral information, sail en
orsddreaa
W. M. Htrar.BtTRT. Asst. Om. Paaa. At.
Waablastoa strsat, oor. Tblsd,
MM
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C0R0MTtD UNDCI THE UwS OF SMSOI.
POLK COUNTY BANK.
MONMOUTH. OR.
H. ItsWI BV rwalant
P. UOAXFBIXL VtcavPna.
uucruwux Casaisr .
Paid Capital, 830.000.
DIRECTORS.
J. M. Bk.W. P 1 I .inraMttl f li aiM.Mna
J. B. V. Batk. J. B. Miuup. F.S.KwsU
Jowph t 'ravsa.
A caoaral baakuia and airbaiin haitiuM
Iruaactad; katna made; danaiiu rvxslMI
aulert to ebar k nr on mm Seals of dnxli-
laieraat nut u& tttns dtaMtbt.
aar-Ftrv Dnwf vault and bai.l.r nrmf Ma.
aerarvd by Vml lima lurk. "
('(Bes Uuora- a. m. 10 4 p. am.
BAILKOADtL
East and South .
via
The SHASTA Route
of tbe
Southern Pacific Co.
CallfiM-nla !rm train, run daltr.Moppttx
t mil aumM Ii.ct frucUaad and AiCua"
Xurfb
L. tNirtlaad At. , ssao a- a.
. . Albany At. UilA.a.
Ar. Saa FnueJace L.. Taiu r.
I Sr. a.
l- rll . u.
RsMtarl Mail (Cauty.
t-sas. i Arrtvs
PMIlaad .... tr.m a.l I Rcmtwra r. a.
I'L'LLMAN BDrElT SLTltS
and
Second-Class Hkepins; Cars attached
to all through trains.
West Side Division.
PortlanS anal CaMlita.
MaH iraia Sailr macra mmamrj
at Atbaay sad CorraJIM, snaaact wtta Ualas
Unaa Iai4fle rmii nxi
Esprsss trata dally (saespt Saaday)
OracMitasi Railwnay Olvteiaxa
Partlaas) anal VasnMtl Ry.
Airtle awn Trvwkly.
R. KOEHi.rn.
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From TERM IS A I. or IXTERIOB
IOIXllS tbe
C03U PUIHC R. R.
tstfaettnetotaca
TO ill PESTS EAST iri S0D71
It is the DIJUKG-CAR ROUTE. It
runs TbrougD Vestibuled Trains
Erery Day in the Year to
ST. PAUL
and
CHICAGO
So cbauc o ears)
Composed of DrXIXG CAIiS on
snrparirwxl, I'ulliuan Drawing
lioom Sleepers I latest
equipment,
TOURIST SLEEPING CABS,
Bt that can be constructed, and
in which accommodations are
both free and furnihed for
holders of first or sec
ond ckuw tickets, .
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ELEGANT DAT COACHES
1 Contasiis line, Ccnnsrtq
with all Um
Aflordlna; dlr-rt and nriinuarnptMl aprrtes.
Pullman abtrper nmrmumi can b. iMoial
ta adTanos Uirufsab any aenlof Uia ruad.
TEK0H6H TICKETS frSSffiS'
of this eompuy. Full Information mrard.
ins rates. t.n of trslnm routas, and other d.
tatla.farnlane4oa appllcattoa to any agent, or
A. D. CHARLTON,
Awlatant Omrrul Paninf Ascnt.
. Ul rtrat atrs our V7a.b4n.toV,
PORTLAND, OR.