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t HZIiTI'SUEElLIEEC::. S..IX PKRC1YAU Editor. FBI OAT, AUG. 35, 18S3. -QUEER THINGS OMCTtMCS HAPPEN. Hum I AM- Wtaali Was A tall, alxm mas. wtth ailk bat ni a red mm and a abort. Cat walked into an Tip ton tauroom the tb day, The tall, slim mai teiaied to bay a drink. He did bay it, and when ft pawn inert odncd another. That w. dMiprawd of. and the two men leaned against the bar and began to talk. The taU man had the check fca- the drinks in h right hand. "Say," said the fat man. "you've m a great splotch of black on yoar "Where r asked the tall man anx iously. . . ' "Under your right eye. The tall man unbuttoned his over coat and searched through his pock "I declare,' be said. "I haven got a handkerchief with me. Let me hare one, will yoar" The fat man unbuttoned his over coat and looked through his pockets. riaaiy he polled oat a white auk af fair. He handed it to the tH man and held cat hi hand aa if waiting ita return. The tall man took the handkerchief and wiped hat cheek vigorously. Then he pot it in hie pocket and placed the check for the drinks in his friends open hand. He looked around the room and 'eaid suddenly, "Exr-uae me; here's a :man I want to see for a moment." He walked rapidly out of the room. Tbefasmaa looked at the check in. a daaad manner for a moment -and then walked over to the cash ier desk and paid it. - Meantime the -tall man walked slowly down the The fat man rnshed out an&fol Auetd hhav Hesr bepnffed as be overtook 3xim. "yon re gut my handkerchief." "Whatr said the tall man Toave got my silk bsnakerchief, 3 say- The tall man koked through hi pocketa. - "Why, to be acre. "be said, "sol -bare." T r r n., t"---gM i moment. "But," he continued, -"didn't I give yov aomethina; when I borrowed this handkerchief V "You gave me a check for CO cents that I had to pay," answered the fat "Ah. yea. I remember now. Sol did. Where a the check r "Why, I paid it and gave it to the The tall man looked annoyed. "Haven't gut the check,- fchT he aaked colcCy. "Then, sir, yon don't get your handkxrxhKf. I took it security when I gave yon the check. sood afternoon." And it was Vf minutes before the fat man could think where he was. Buffalo Express. ' The statement i often made that there are probably aounda in nature .too acute to be clistrngnahed by tbe yttw.. ear, hat which may be per fectly clear to the anditory sense of other members oft tbe amnuuking--ctdtn. ' Attentioti has been called at a meeting ot the British Entomological society to a very mtereatrng case in point. Acoording to Dr. Sharp, ants have the moat perfect sound producing- organs that have yet been woovered m insects. These are Rtoated upon certain segments of tbe abdomea of some - species of ants eramirwd by him. the ' aoonds bemg prodnced by rabbing. But Dr. Sharp has not heard these -ant voices, nor has anybodr though b is convniced of their ex- ja-tetsoe. The aoands are too del irate tor vm grout ears. An attempt was made to bear t2em With the aid of the microphone, but the c "y sound detected was that prodiMf the ants in crawling, YoJitJi Cbnrpaakm. - f- f , x Hw' " 1 X.Tnen is the hammer? Wi You hl y eater-" y. . l tA not at -j wtrsw yat- m bad it swee," "'- t Wen. if yoalae:- w-gsrk for nryl.'' -ve used that t r t or ot" w x it. m-4 r -tyotttr Hew e Grew 5. The timed that binds aa to list la meat frequently atteied era the mertd iao of life It raacfaed In the eaea of per sons who neglect obvtoea ananas to re new tailing streogh. Vigor, no Was lb source of hac-pinese than the condition of long life can be creeled end perpetu al where tt does not exist, Thauena who have experienced or are cognisant including many phyetetaaa of en neece-of tbeeflecu of HaenHler'a Stom ach Bitten, bear teatimouy to it woo drouseffkacy aa a creator of atnmgth la feeble constitutions, and debilitated and shattered systems . A steady per formance of the bodily fanctioea, re newed appitite, flesh and nightly tenant attend the nae of tbfo tboreush and atandard mtovut TJss no local looic repreaented to be akin to or resemble it In effect in ita place. Demand the ceo ulna, which is an acknowledged remedy for indigestion, malaria, n vooanete, eonatipation. liver and kid ney eomphkiate and rheumatism. for any trace of Aatipyrine, Morphine, Ooral, or any other injurious compound in Kraraai's Headache Cm pan lea. 25 cu For Hale By Shelley, Alexander at Co. In a literary and arUatic sense, Tbi Gosmofoutam is one of the most per fect productions of Its kind published (MB either side ot the Atlantic; says tbe Irish Tine, of Dublin. Extending over 139 pages of beaatirally priou-d and illustrated matter, every single ilea, of which will be pcruatdand stud ied with interest, the magazine must be regarded aa perfectly unique,' and one wonders how so magninoent a work can be prodseed at a coat of twenty five cents, or a shilling. Cosmopolitan and Wbst Sins togeth er for $3 a year. t D.i jsusarjt onion SYRUP fcm comm. eouu JUO CBOOF. A REMEDY FOR CHILDREN. Hold by J H. Pt GH. APANES B pi CURB A aew sa4 CoSBptef TlHt moiWlu ofthipfnlrrV. OtBumml tn CAf-wilco, mtm u Box mnA PUIa; s soXUv enivftarexwr. aal, laMrasi Jtll. or SMwltacJtxfttaKetimB. i i i wTjjui.iiiiijt. imimjri TatlcolttoUisesriajUi. TbcAnt d nw j at mttUrmt am iwtfupflng a npw. ("jo wiUi Um katto MMmawy bmaiW. Tow Kf-M4r as a-rcr bna toon in sal. si & fcx, c SV; l toy Biaal. Wbr mmt!rrrm tai lemM, lmn vaea a wituee tiaiuut I gl-ra wttk bosca u rateod Ut axwer u aM coma. Heae stamp for Mwpte. . Oomo. ssia kuii 4rcfWijinimcULFonimaLtr. Vat asia by Feuenoe Htmm. aa Bosuv DR. GUNTS noioris .:? OHLYOHE FOR A DOSE IS YOUR STOMACH SOUR, ram twi swamagv- Pneof fsl e gHFrew CaatBi eiw-ejifa at-Eaof mtnnm Him T1 tsgraT prfpt 4artM, BM tir aWJCtaMi-IawgbMR. TbV WSy,ttwT arrr or tMNtni. &Cs awaManijaj-i, by J. H.PTGH. ana. tai tV an state. bM.IbV v ' . 1 fituirMan IT t- aaavrt ntx atswav. rvtvwae ertaie ass training miasity ays--ii i J : T r!!f TMaW wHr, TvT Owj err mi.a. yj'e-w x - .- - -trw'.. -ave rngsaas va iMnae ". - "- - - "- .aae. s. . . . FOR SALE ! ras.)ru In City and Suburban L i ' Lots and ft or IO - Lima nJ ' acreage. kr1r -wi" atasfcang city and uuwi-oon tor good farms. Will also trade good acreage. near Portland for City property and pay differ ence, in either case, for value. ' ADDRESS: I. G. Davidson, 132 1-2 3rd St., Portland, Or. W. E. Poole, PHYSICIAN and SURGEON Office neat saair to Anstiee'a Feral- tore atere MONMOUTH, OR. J. M. CROWLEY Ftjiirb t:i S:rp:i Office One door west of Polk Co. bank Main street, Monmouth. Oregon. Otho Williams aVUHCflll TiiLIB Fine tailoring a specialty. .Good fit GUARANTEED or no tale. Dana . - Or. Office ia Breyman Bros. Building' Car. Ceaaaaerelei aad Ceawt Sta. 8AXM - - OREGOX. Frcch Ffoh . O- Sal mom. Clama. Ovtteea. Cmifiuh Smelt, etc,; received by nearly every ttain. Tavw nntera at Vib Rt&iul tm C. street, I adepeodeoce. - D. I. Crista, Prp. L. D. JONES Tonsoria! Artist. Hair cuulng. 25cta; Sharing, 15eta.; Baths, SSeta. Corner Knox and Main streets, Monmouth - - - . Oregon Tttm rpmVr Ummt rrae 'Btaa Ss mm f ruJn4itw Ma mU Tnaa Coaamilljr a4 mmmt :.' EUROPEAN PLAN 0LT0I1 Jvt. D. ROCHE, Mgr. CMKCX FWIT1 U (LOCI ST., PMTLMO. ' J. R. MARKIaEY, It. K. HAYrt. M.D.KOCHE. FREE MEDICINE! Oelaes Oppsrtaalty far Kaffrrteg HaaaaitT. . . Pkftciam Give TMr Buxlita to tktPmbUe. TuJ SLfTEH s4"!, wilt run yon ntEt or cHAaes rmi eosne oC apcetailr DTpe4 nnfdiM b-t ott4 to root ew WB WAJIT lot H BjEcowaneaoATtox. ce m mi tUxum of hath mxn. Our tmUmftnta Cr,r all dlw ad aefnrraHMa are nxxtara sad neeUBe, soiatnxt br Buuir Jtmnf expert. nes, wbteb wisplw as to guanuues a ears. I sat dmjMtlr. If, . w asT Um only pmHlirn ears sir r.ru.r.m I , triinf ana tuiAllKH, ; slvra. fermaasatlj luesicd. Hftrr (Old m- latillsbad.) DR. WILLIAMS' HEll 4 E321 EfiiilE Ti DENTIST D. Ml DOTY. D. D. S. Oflos mtr Dr. Otwlrr-i mu Air baaa. aaVAii Um wurk ivuiwum. Chas. Vvood Making sbnea a aparlalty. Just now we have oo hand a large supply of material for you to select from. REPAIRING PROMPTLY DONE. CI llTwd-C,riiMMSd. drit PM. MsaaAHS um sigsisots rs. E om emci ia omn u. a . eTwr omev w Ira w-iiM'in. Saa. W una, tt bwuii r sm. um k rm. aw us set m txii ptumnt M mwiil n i lt. Hw u CMkkja Pal mi, ir I hiii ii awaejaessasns. ic.A.Gnovt&co. 0e. ra-nwr Omct SMaHiM, B.C. TIME TABLE. ' 4rMi.B Jllw4kaBaftJb f wtm Lsavsa Imnaann. smiwiu, ra - - HO ' IcSt - tatm 7. IJ:I , . ' i I-" SI lit - i . taw Ul . Rail waj OOXNrXTISO WITH A LL TRANS- COXTIJiKXTAL LLNEdt Is the Only Use Banana Hertrte ugatesi tar. Hetw ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO, AND OMAHA and CHICAGO. The Express Trains Casmbts mf Yeatt aaiea, nteeatag, matag aae rariar t ars. WED :: BT : : STHT.l Furnished with every luxury known to modern railway travel Far Speed. Cessfart, aad Safety this Llae Is I Brassies. Tickets on sale at all prominent rail road office. For further information inquire of any ucaei ageui, or C 1. Easy, Central Art. 1. W. Casey, Ttst. Fawt. Art. PsrtUaa, Oregwa. THROUGH 'J', I W7T -4 TICKETS TO uu imj mm. cm, urns city. C"IC)S3. ST. LOUIS and all .STEM CITIES. 3 1 DAYS TO 2 CHICAGO. Ifi-The Quickest to Chicago ajl S and the East IVQuicker to Omaha and .Id Kansas City. TOLLMAN and TOURIST SLECR ERS, FREE RECLINING CHAIR CARS, DINING CARS. Ynr wubm aad acaaral tAJknmiailon.asl aa or sddnsiM W, H, HUHbKVKT, AM. Dm. IM. At BA WscbinclAB slnst. tnr. Tblrd, rOUTLAMO. OB atcoRfOMno umi the um tr oiiuoa POLK GOUNTY BANK. MONMOUTH. Oft. J, H. iiiw uv rnaviaH r. UCAMfBKlX. iRA aruwaxu. Paid Capital, 830,000. DIRECTORS. J. H. Bawlrr. P. UCunpML I.H.Starasaa J. B. V. Batler, J. B. Mtanp, r.B.IvaU " Xna.pk Crva. A asnwval baakuig sad rbansa baalnsas trsiwseMd; Uo mads; dctMsits recwtsd ua)e4 la ebcrk or an esnincat of depualV lairmt paid tm Um drpn.lM. ag-PIr proof vsalt aad barclar proof aaCa, acrurvd by Vala Uta kwa. UOVoa Uoore a. a. 10 a. av RAIIJBOADS. East and South via The SHASTA Route Southern Pacific Co. " btitvwa fsruaad M4 Altuj. lioaUt Xurta Ar. i sX". Aitisnir Ar. j -M . a. naa rraaeum Lt. f Tjau r. a. :USTr. M. n-ar. m. Ar. Raaaaaea Malt (Dslty.) Arflv. - -1 Rnaori jo r. . Ji a. a, 1 ruruaad ...... I.Cw a Qb3 Bsii- PCLLMAX BOrrrTT SLEEPERS and KecondXIaas Sleeping (Ars attached to all through trains. West Side Division. Betweea Roetlaae aad Cawvallia Mag oala aatljr CsaaBaadarJ : LtfwuMil a r ur s i 134 a 1 9 I Al Aioaar aad Crrl:H. iwmtI siui tralos OrcMoai Paeulfl nilxcA XApraw aia daily (auav aaadar pat L- .JrV..ihud p m ! a r a-apB'r - r : mi a i X i AflOp i Oreyjeaaaa ' Railway DMalea) PaeUaaa aaa Yamkill Ry. AirlSc ai Truawkly. karam spa Lv tr. -irlMt pi t t T i J. 1 7 Mi a i ..MMaasoaii. ThrncKb nrtvw u alt pntn, tn ta r.mia tnxat.lf.ifTtVAK. Aaw ladpXSr a. kochlrk. r. p. Rixints, 'aw Asm. i. r. a 1'bml Aat. From TERMINAL or INTERIOR FOINT9 the TtfCT PiCIRC R. R. ts Uw Una ta lake It is the DISINGXAR ROUTE It runs Througn Vestibuled Trains Every Day in the Year to ST. PAUL and CHICAGO , (Ko efaaag ot an) - Composed of DINING CARS nn surparwed, Pullman Jnwiug Koom Hleepers of latest eqaipinent, TOURIST SLEEPING CARS, Beet that can be eoDatructed, and in which accommodations are both free and fnrnfohed for holders of first or nec ond clam tickets, ' and ELEGANT DIY COACHES. fi.i a .. vfitn all h:zz Pullmu aleeper rwrnihHii rao b rard la sdrann Ihfwush aoy Ken lot tbiVid. A. D. CHARLTON, Aj-"!?" ipaaaral PaaMmaer Asoat, f Ko.m-lr.t.ut,ow Wasblogton, PORTLAND, OR. 4 ,JXif "iTi I 91 cel.