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The Best Ncvspa)cr h t cue that girt fa t utl frctM (Vwporr fa WKST SI OK With r i" IVoV Cottaf. As an Advertising: Medium THE WEST SIDE Takes tha Lead in Polk County. ,im.u,mm VOL, IX. 92.00 Per Year. INDEPENDENCE, POLK COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST 12, 1C92. Five Cents Per Copy. NO. 40 HW'UKT StKllTIKH. "oT W.-ISIKI'KSI'lPiNVKI l.tH(K MV IH, III'VU rrv MuHilaJ? MlslU In luiiu hMii, All .inUi liiMUum Hiviunt HiattMid Wl. VIU MIM.Mt, M.W. V. , II, lK, "l"',,r,,,'r.,l. .....,-., Wfi.'x "" vu.TlI7iitiill: NO,i titZT '.'' M- S.f StJlJii, OSomti'imUi-Nwtv riuip..l). lMTjr?iM Jov.-iilits. AlUMd Ml. VT J-l,,,,,iiiVy inMtwl li el lend. tlSO, W, HHIXX, X, U. V, W, V.'tUUHiH-roai). t.N 1.IMHIK. So, V. A. r , M. niaied, iiiimMiloa- ii.im im nuirl,vMHimi r Iwftiw tvill minM month tit .1 lnii !- til"""""'"'- iV , xhlim, W. M. VJ . l tuu .V,Hlr"llM". HtlMKIt I liKUK N ,';. M'7" avwv WediwadaJ i.'iilii. All Knliihl v.ltlit..uri.-li w.;;rtili.v 1M'",,V,.?,' I,,,,! l.M, t,oi ,tius,v. v. HlUH Mil It-It K i't II . Physician and Surgeon, Buena Vla, Oregon. LEE & BUTLER, PHYSICIANS AMD S'JRGEOHS. -:AlJt. U.S. EXAMINING SURGEONS. (WlM, Vt ld of Main t SIKI'KSIRSt'K. - - "UKtM'N. FrTbTjohnson, Resident Dentist All wurk warrant.! to l" Ui bwt f Mtl.tHl'lltUK NiKrr.NlKNCK. OKKiON ATTORN KYS. GEO. A. SMITH, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will profile l nil t"l end M-rol court. Alwtrnrt of ll(U fumlahwl. OHUv over Iinlt'i-mW'iioe National ll'k. Independence. Oroon. J no. J. Duly. , StbUy. H, C. Bakta. Dllf, SIBLEY s Eim. ATTORNEYS AT LAW W. haw lh ' aUlracI t""'1" '? ''""j mint,. IMilU lu-i liimwlwa. ad won... I.. Ivaa. N KMiimi-l'io ,l;ttrl ue limit. 1Hii. t wl "' OalUt. OrQon. A. M. lll'KLKY, Attorney and Coun.lor at Law. IMn 'ti fnili-iwuilrurw Nul l (tall. JmU'iwmWoi.i'r. B.r.B.mhm. W. II. IWlme ATTORNEYS AT LAW urtue is m n nuitu, B.lwrrnSlnto nn.l Oourl. AI r l. OH on liimmPti'lAi MIsCKLLANKOt'iS. Mitchell & Bohannon Manufucinmra nt SASU AND DOORS aiao m-koi.l hawimi, MiBtrwt . . lii.li(nl.tii- bath m mm shop. E. T. MENKLC, PROP. Bain street, Independence, Or. T0 exporioncotl workmen in at tendance. BANKS. Commenced Business March 4. 1880. K.ilRl.rd 1 Ni'i'il Aiil'.rU)f. -TIIK- FIRST NATIONAL BANK. of lnili'"iiili''. in-r'". Capiul Stack, Surplus, $50,000.00 . $14,000.00 j h. (XMii'f'it, u w. koiii:hth.j. IT..I.lr.it. Vl W. It HAWt.EV, Cinblw. DIRECTORS. J. H. Cwpor, U W. lUrlmm, t'" IMmick O. W. WttlUkr, W. W. Col"""'. A kit1 bnkln tmln lro u. ttd H'lln ctan on all IiiiihtimiiI lUijr V"l'MttM rlvd .ut.lwl to "li"-k or on wr- umt hniiri . m. to 4 ! m. Till; INDF-PENUKSCK National Bank ! Capital Stock, $50,000.00. ft, HltWHHKIUt, AIIKAM NKI-HON. V. I'. CONN A WAY I'rnnUii'nt. VUw frmldont. . CiMlilur. A gi-nprnl Imnklng ftnit nxuhiinijn tiuln(m Uanmu'td; lmn mttiln, hllln (llpwvmnlJKl.min merclul crMllln Kmntd: d,.KilM rwelvcd on current acxKinnl milijiwt Ui I'liwk, lnlJ-rnut piild on time dcpiwlln. DmRCri'OIlH. Jwntm MIanlBl, H. H. Jiwimrwin, A. J Onodinnn, II. Hlrwnrd, A. neiwiii, T. J. Lc. I. A. Allen. INCORPORATED UNDER THE L'WS OF OftEGON. POLK COUNTY Bil. MONMOUTH, OR. . A, MACHITVI V. UCAMI'HKU,.... I HA C. I'UWKI.I,.... -.,I,i'(.ldfml. 1". V leu- I'm. . ChhIi lur PAID CAPITAL, $25,000. DIRECTORS. I A MiuTiiin, IMlCiuhpIioII, I.M.HImnmn J B, V. Iliilr, .1. . Kliimp, K.H. I'uwill Jinmpli Craven. Aecnnml Imiiklnn lind rxclmnun liualncm troiiHw:ld; miwliii di'iMwlin n'oolvni iibjwt Ui nhiwk or on rurllllnnU) of (li;iwlti liitiTint nald on (linn dnpiwim, -Klre priHif vault and Imrglnr pnmr mfe, juuiiiriid hy Vale time loitk. Ollc Ifoiirn: lla.iii.UHp.nl. Farmers and Merchants . Insurance Co. . Capital Stock, U, p. NiMrwtN, Vlr I'rMlttunt, M, NtNIIIIIU, Aw IHwtMtrf, I'rvalitvnL J. U tHwi, irmurr. H.'ii It. M, Ktralimi, flilnf Jii.iln nt lli Muimiii .nrl I linn, Jutut Ihirimtt, -Awnttltitf iisiiiiih titpniiinittttYMirf : nun. j. i, w wnnwriiirn, Aiiniiii.y. nii pi'iihiut, ,uih. ), UiMumi, l'rtilut l.inn Omitiy Nttiinl n.ink: W. r , llwul, Sur. imiiH U. K. Mniiwm. Vh'IIIMi M, Mrnilwrg, Mnn'lmiili J. , Vlrluini.il, I'm.lUll.U I.. Kill... riiKli'lmi. I'lviuiuiu rtHtiiiln hIikh oitunUution, Iawmk tmitl h!iuh oiTunlrittlon, un pins u.h (HH'itruy to pulloy IkiKIoik, UI & EISI, hi CALL AND SEE US. Wc buy for cash, and We buy direct, and we buy 111 quantities. You will alwavs find our stock complete. We sell at one price, and that the lowest. We treat you courteously. A satisfied customer is our best advertisement. Our ioit,itint aim is to jjiv you tlio e jiiitue your uin'rwin otitn. Your ihilii will t twrvwl iw rhrotily K fonnHirisou of our htyh ami jirit",H ill ooiivliut you thut you hIiouUI t mile with uh. L. KELSO, Independence. READ Tho Ut jUm thin Hitlt of roitluuil to buy Urnpt, Htatioticry, Jowplry, uiiil liookit in ut THIi PIONEER DRUG STORE or BUSTER & Our .lewt'lt.v iViuirtim'iit, of whli h Mr. O, A. Kramor liiwt t liur(;S Ih full ami fomili'lc. Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Cutlery, Sil verware, Canes, etc. UlnlritiK tt tHH-liUly, ami dwimtfliwl with iroiuitiHii ami atitJHfiu'tlon. Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Remember, our motto is Quick Sales and Small D..C1. BUSTER & SHELLEY, INDEPENDENCE. t"''.7Jf! IT IsVtHrtOTtt HARMLtSa AND . . " .'X si r i T u''.': 4all IUIMM tl im tMtlVHl( to .... . ul,..liia mint lr...n ,rf.,.(l..n.. H.n m.l.r MWI- ''''' " .i.hi lm.rd .1 ."7 '"! ,,,,1.1.'. ..M,.,ir nmM..lt.l Thi. t.riHni.nl to h-"1 K,' " (lit ikfa onl .'"t .mum.. W. invl.. r.l l" rtl wiik n. Mid HI ""I"" J,..I cifcctwtl ATI, O. Vim " r Ullur. or .llKtiL.1 Injur, to r prrh.r. r..rr D""'" MQ. ..H.B.iriii H. M. LINES, FUNERAL DIRECTOR .AND- UNDERTAKER, INPErESDENCK, 0BKOOS. A full and complete line of Funeral gootli Always on Hand. arnn nnn iika'I'I'vh ormmiiii tirKmj. 9UUU,UUU.dr.M Knui.l V, llwlty. Wwlilim tun, Nw JnriKy. rr UJ u 3 u I o h pea c (8 13 BEITWs OKMSSsKS any, WulilpUin. Nnw ; Jrwy. MONMOUTH'S New Grocery! W. J. MULKEY, Porp. SiitiHfiictlon Ktiamntewl in pi'lotw find kooiIh. Block frmh and lioitKlit forciJHli. Fitir dealing and good ItitrEiiifis. , , FUKKf UKLTVEKY ui. Uto lioura ol 1) to 1 1 a. in. und 'A to 5 p. m. PLEASE GIVE i 1 CALL $500,000. KH-r. unit Wur. il.n, .... Jt'J.'i'f.HO lHi,ll.l.MI 1H5,I0H,81 I;::::!",::, :::;" we buy to sell. btt gooi! nt IwUon iirlotxt. uml lHililely tw ottrmir. THIS SHELLEY. NEW DISCOVERY ty ACCIDENT .. 1 A. . to., aJMIUaMiiv aitlli-d uti lit hand I,U IH. .lr..l..l lli.l .1. lnir.lu. Hill &n.i Ai.nt. iiLBiiiiuf. tat . fv ntinm .I'll ih. k Ji?VJ.Mn m II hy i'- "I""! l'i)i" b"! h".. riTJi. rTi.,.M ll lunlk. .li ul"'. .r.lH'0 u it !. d , JV.,,"'. I.. l-.-d "ll".l. lli.tr B.rk, Hn,tf1hl IIP tlHlir Iiv- I -Wr V.I.I., 'S?.!5.rT.,, 0. A. KRAMER; . m . f I With Buster & Shelley, wants your watch repair ing. Satisfaction guar anteed. BElin'S PIANOS WwhiMUia, tt"f .Inrwiir, In iimniYrTywIinrn. Kr imtiilnii nditriiti IMiilol V, Dwtty, IlTCATi MKUIT Pills? NO 1 1 If J'OU tiiko pill. It I" Imr-aiiae J" n,,vr trlud lli nmmm tt work ho nlrnly.iddiinxlnii llio llvrrand kldiiwvui "t an a nihil ii,vhI without oniia tiiK piiln or alukiiiwH, and due. nnHUipyou from eutlnu and wurkliiR. To Try It Is to beoome a friend to It. Koranic by yoiirdrnitglU iffX 0 0 0 A FerlVol HMaa. Tti tUr, a, Aatoluettt aaratlo, TM., vrlUt illuHl aw ll. to Indira. 1 Ullul t'.M fcum Nwra Ton I. It a Hrtt iuw.h (or iy iiim lw ti.i mfttrwU truw hmi Mlntvl aMMiwmMl ui'l, 1 IwM Uk MUrMUaaa atuu tokina Um TiiiiMi, lmta, Oal., NorwntMr, Ut. Alxillt llvo jrwr. uu I Ukwt tir at on. aiulit l" Iw Oi.l ilui., .Urn. ttma Uw mum MtiN tut tun. mil, llalua iwul I Bad to work lur a living, aud oa aoauuul at in. diMW luiUHly ttaulMt ina to wwfc tur Utam. Itoit mm oil aliitn.1 all una. to .m rt an I.IM. bul Inn. I Uwk I'a.tur Kuonll Mn TuuK ban, ttad unly a .IliiUl attack kiiIiIii una umnUi. and b..ii ni. Minnia lA'VUHHan, Hit laid tit. Mr. t, P lliwln. of l rvut, Natr Mulaa, rlt"". I'ia.an ur'i.l Imt ot Uui . n4 at faator kaua .nana IwaM w$ itrvUM. I Talnahto Him aa Damaa M.aaia. nl rva w wr Mnaai ....1 bM. IMIIMI. M. lilt. HiMltrUM fiaa irf ahama. im vmaia Tl. i MaM.lv few I d tor ifca kwnraaa PMi.ir n.uiv .i m . . i . iHli mi hm Ufa ua iw i.rvp.1. a hum Uu mraiiUMi WW. K0tN!0 MID. CO.. Chicago, III. .!rtiiririiiri.t,ieiBuHia, afera& mil, iHimtloarnra. FACTORY. FERGUSON & YIN Mil, Successors to S.A. PARKER. SUGAR PINE AND CEDAR DOORS A SPECIALTY ALL SIZES SCREEN DOORS, MADE TO ORDER. F. H. Morrison, Chargti raaionaale, ana1 flral.elaaa work guaranteed1. DALLAS, OREGON. -tTHRt. Willamette Real Estate Co, IitiU'iwitiU'tnw, Urviiou. iTinoMti'tn Kfiicral 1U1 Ftatn llual- iiipi, luiya ami atll l"nlrty, I'llrui luaiiniinv anil ilimi a Kurral t'uiivryiiiir llualmva. I'nrtlm hnvliiK IjiiiiU fur aule will tluJ It to tli'lralvatitnK to List Their Property With till. 'iiminy, a lliry aw dally -llillnii llalaiif liiinl mat, ttiua lai Intf ilnilmlile jirn'tly U-fore the rtnl iloiilaof Urn l'jut. JAMICH (illlSON, J. V. K I KK LAN I, I'rwUltuit. KtT'try, HRl'CK- VARll J. R. COOPER Of 1 nuViH'mh'iioo, Imviutr a (uti tMi'ini', it lirli k itim liiuoaml wvtnil twifrt tif fiitoatcliiy, lt ttow nrvtukml to kiH-jt on lutml n lino qtntlity of Hrirk, wlilfh til I Boia ut rpttnou The New Holton House. M, A, Pudley, Prop. Cor. Fourth and Alder streets, Ontrallf Inralait, Nnwly fnmUliprt and rr- niii-d, Kruv uu. to and inmi an imnmaiia Ull'IIMIIT. 1)11. JOHIt N ! GREAT MUSEUM OP ANATOMY I oat Mart,., t.,a.n rranrUro. (holm. n .Hi a'ul .1 ' t ; I Co mill learn iow aoiniciluilr you i made and how to avoid nUkncmaml itlwaiic,, Mincum enlitcj with Ihounnndtof new iiliicfn, Ailmiision $ ct. J'rl.ala Offira. 1 1 W at. MmMI'I ol Btnu: atrliiturn, liaa ut niiihiy"l,ihian.ii of Ih kill and kldunyi niiliiltlr ouwl wlihimt Hit paa nt inomurr. Tru.t IU9l)t .or)Ullr V br Ivttur, Umid tor book- NEW Fi ET. Geo. ' Slaughter, Ppop'r, All kinds of -fresh' fish kept constantly on hand OPPOSITE 0PCRA HOUSE. MAIN STREET. . INDEPENDENCE. tJAPANKSE) CURE orHnpi)nllorli'ii, ilni.iiiAiit. In t'niiMiiWm, alw In lion mid I'IIIhj n iMWltlve nuriinirailar. mil, InliiniHl.lillnd.or liMllnK,llclilnK,uliroii. Id, riHHHii., nr iii'riiiiiiarj iniim, ,.,,u iummj ,.. dlm'ttKiH mill foiimla wi'aknwM'. It l alwnyii a in'oal lii'iicllt lo I im nnna.nl hnnltli, The Oral, diwovi'ry of a mndli'Hl niirn rimdrliij( uu onor. Ill ou will) Ilia knllo unnniMWHury hcri'afKir. X III. rmiifdy b I "VIT linrii known to (nil. II a lion, II or mi aonv y man. y "jr mn u. thl. tiirrlhlu dlPMi wlirn a written guarnnlM In Kl vim wllh 6 boxiw Ui rurnnd tha moii.y l( notimnid, Hand taitipltiranmplo. tluaraii tup Iwtimd by WnndnnVfllarke flo whola mhIbiuiiI rotiill druanl.W,olmn(lii.,rorllBiil,0r. T. L. BUTLER, hi Surveyor and CM I:;::::: All calls promptly nntiwernd. AddroNH mo at Oallna, llilk county, Oregon, Til I SASH I DOOR 9. KK 'aS A SH MARK WW TAKEN im A MADMAN. I hail jiutt ttitnrned from a long trip to the Uultmt HUtei and waa alttluj In tny cliamlwra In ltnd ttreet, AUrrdiyiti, "nniHiic the pipe of prn and feoltug full of ainltr toall Btanklud." itwaalo the tniinth of Novamber, In the year 1H75, I waa Tory glad to get batik to tSe dnar an lil Uranlta City, for I hail not ben at home for thru yeara. I waa looking furwaril to rwiimlng All my old frlnndahti aud womturing where I tbotiltl boifln. Fata tattled tha qnaaUoo tor we. The double rat-Ut-lat of tha poatutaa aoundad on tny front door, and nty good old hottavkieper, Mr. Duthll, lirmiglit ma a latter In a well known handwriting, It waa from nty neit beat friend, Also Di.twy, 'I have ittet heard of voor arriral, dtar old fellow," It read, "aud ahall be dneoty offeitdwl If you don't come to te me Brat. I am In charge of the Inch Luiiallo aeyltiiu. Thlnga hare praepored with mn, you one. Work, however, la Tery .lark. I hare only aotue twenty In. utatea at pmwnt, ao ooisa out and epnnd a few daya wtui me. and wall try to have a good time together. Dy the way, I have my old trtah aurvaiit, Mike Drady, with tue alill. I have InaUlled hi in aa bnad wardrm, and barring aa accaalonal uil.uke or two he atwompllahea hla dn tine In a ntaaterly faahloa and look! after my welfare aa of yora at tha tame time. We might put np an old time juke upon hi in. It would be fan. I will meet yon In tit gig at Inch t tattoo to morrow evening at 1. Don't fall. You need nt reply to UiU, but jtut crane. Your, aa In the old daya, Alec" (if course I wouldn t fall, and It waa too lafa to reply anyway, fur here It waa I o'clock In the afternoon and be ei pocted ma by 7. Tha tetter of oourte waa writ urn the day onfora, aod "to morrow" meant baiay. Mike Urady waa a great, brawny Iriah- man, devoted to Aleo, who bad found bun a poor, elarvlng wait, had taken bitn In, fed and clothed htm and made him hla body arrvaut, Talet, aecretary and general fartotnm. TUa great heart of tha irtahman hatl warmed to hit bene- f w-tor, and he loved Alec a dug lovet hit maatnr. He had grown ao with Alro'a life that neither could do without the other, lkaidne, there were two very tirung bond which snited thee men more cloaely even than grail lode and af fetlon. They both loved biuum and diafs. When I jumped out of tie rat at Inch tallon my dear old chum lAaoey waa waiting for ma on the platform. A boy waa hiddtng hi. bora outaide. We did not waata a great dral of tlui over con gratulaliona, for It waa a cold, dark night, and wa had a drive of Ave inik to make. Wa were toon In the coay old faahlonrj gig, which all country doctort In (treat lirtuin are to fond of, wrapped up In our ruga, tha boy had left the boree'a bead and we were trottlug faet ahum the froaen country road. Now about tha joke w ara to pot up on Mike, i aald, wnen ne naa gnoe timie dutunre. "What are w to doT Then Alec, the cotifonnded raaral, on- folded a atmpl llttl plan. When Hike came down to the door to meet ut the doctor would tell hlw In a quiet ton to thow tue Dm hone and take ut to my mom. Mike would never iwoognlie me, for I bad grown a hraltby beard which completely dirtilad me, and ha would take mo for a new patient The joke wonld he tinrucnae when he dlacovered hit tuUtake. The arheme teemed a gtort out one and I entered Into It with avid ity. W bat a fool I wa not to am!! a rat. Why, I knew that Alee Dlaney waa the bitfgvat practical joker of our da. Well, all turned out a w anticipated. Mike earn to the door and amitted nt out of oar wrapt and Into the grateful warmth of tit big hall. waa In no- wiae altered, but a Alee bad aald he did not recognise me. Mike," aald DUuyand I did not notic the wtttkot bit titi later optio a he taid it "take tlilt gentleman over the hooas first, thow htm every polite- neat and than to hit roomt by that time dinner wtil b ready. W are hungry. I dare eay he may like a bath. " YU, aorr, I will attend to him, and be did attend to ma. Wa went all over tha building, np one ttaircaa aad dawn another, along cor ridor, peeping Into roomt and viaiting the billiard room, recreation hall, read ing room, dining ball and everywhere. I noticed a peculiar action on the part of Mike, but I put tt down merely to hit ordinary precautionary hablta. Ilecloeud tTery door behind ut. And he never al lowed ma to gut out of hit reach, lie alo eoewed to keep a very careful eye uon my every movement, But thit I put down to the habit ha had got Into from k,K long among lunatic. Th44 fegun to uotloe another tome what atrantre thing. WbeneTer we met a patient Mike tpoke kindly and gently to him, but when wa met a warder or curat Mike teemed to throw out a hint to be mora than ordinarily watchful, and I taw two or three timet that the keeper took a clote look at me, at If tiling roe tip. I ttand nearly tix feet and am a fairly ttrong matt, an ugly cut tomer wheu thoroughly aroueed. I'rceotitly I found that Mike and I were pot alouo, Two of the wardon were fol lowing u everywhere. I waa getting ravenoualy hungry and toiuewhat tired. Our five mile ride had given me an enonuoui appetlta, and I began to think thlt thing of wandering all over a big house without my host to "peraonally conduct my tour" wa a tompwhat atrnnga buaineaa, and not Suite (u aooonlanot with, tha anolen, aottliih ruloa of hotpitality. 80 1 turned to Mika and titidi "Well, don't you think ifa about time we found my room? I'd like to get a wanh and eo down to dinner." "Thafa all right." ha aald. "Yer room' on thlt floor) ye'U be ther In a nilnnte. and mavtie I'll help ye watb." There wax a little abruptnee in hit manner of tpeech that I did not quite like, and "thit floor" waa right at the ton of the bouse in the lnnauo quarter, right away from the doctor' part ot th bulldlnr. - However. I did not know but that there mkht bo tome means of reaohlrtg th doctor't apartmenU by go ing along tha corridor. t'flera yon are," tq M(e, "no. to. I'Hut thit it a patient' room," I tald. "Snroly Vr, DUney doesn't intend to put me in here," una doe, though, and ye'll find yer- Alf entirely comfortable. Yell find all ye want and the attention will be per fect." "But I don't care to ttay in thlt part of the honee. If Dinner haa no better accommodation than thi for a triond he hiwn't met In three year, I'll get out and eo back to Aberdeen." "And I think youH conclude to ttay where ye are," tald Mike with a funny little chuckle. , ""Uom,miw, you'd "bettor begtu"lo nndraat quietly, fur that bath la waltla forya." It began to dawn opoa me that Mike really thought he had got a new patient, and I laughed out loud at the joka. "Why. Mike," I aald, "do yon moan hi tall m you don't reoognlu your old friend? Yon aurely ar not soder to unpreatlon that I am a patient. " . "Oh, that' all right I raoognlaa my old friend very well, and I haven't tald yt waa a patient Only I'm Wiling yon to harry out of tharn clothe aod Ink ya'ra bath." "It la about time to ttop thl fooling." ( aald. "Now lot in paw; 1 want to go down to your maatet. , , "YH Hud there't no fooUn abool II bow, and I want y to nndaratand that tit matter on thi flora la oallad Mik Urady-Mr. Mlkt Brady, Xaq. Mow Uk oft them clothe." "Now let m paati fvt bad anoogh of thia," I aald quietly, tut 1 waa getting vary not, and I foltmyaulf turning whlu In tha face with auppreatad paaaton, Tha affair wa getting beyond tha limit of a joka, I ttopped forward a though to poah by him. 1 ; I bad beau ao abaorbed In tola little eontroverty that I bad quit forgotUn the proximity ot tboaa two kawpan who bad bean following a ao cloaalf for turn time. A I atopped forward, Mika Hepped back and ottered a llttl tharp whittle. In on tnatant I fall myaalf grabbed from behind and I wa la th powerful graap of tha two men. I atroggled and fought Uk eagad tiger, but 1 waa a halplea a baby, and there flood that dunderhead ad Hand, Mika Brady, trailing at ma la calm victory and making ma nor and more angry and mad. Madl Mad? Yott That wa UI n thought I wa mad, and ha knew to perfection bow to aroo all th rvil paatlona with in m. And ha meant to do It Th two keeper knew no better; tawy war under hi order. Now ther flatbed acroat my mind th hundred of tiorie I bad beard aad read of perfectly tana perton being aaot to lunatic atylutu "to get them out of the way," and how, after abort tpell of "careful treatment," they had become literally raving lunatic. Would Mike Brady drive me out of my mind? By a big effort I na trained my anger for a moment, and attempted to (peak quietly. "Now, Mike." I aald, "thl jok U about over. Pleaae aend one of the men for Dr. DUney, and b will toll you wbatamtatake you ar making. lam hi old friend and hav come to ttay with him at hit gueat II will be wait ing dinner fur me." "Now don't let' hav any mora of that talk. 1 know all about you of eonrte, you're the doctor guett Yoa'r ail hi guett. It I a little way b haa. And ye'U b going to ty quit a long while aoceptin hla hotpitality. Yon'r going to begin at once. Are ye going to take that bethr "I am not" "Then we'll hav to giv It to you," , In a moment 1 wat thrown onto tha bed on my back, aud while tha two keeper held me Mike oommeaoed to dlarohe me. Then 1 began to (truggl detperately aud about at Hi top of my Toioe. "Well hav to gag ye if y hoot, my friend," tald Mik. But I atroggled ail the more and thonted louder. "There 't no one will hear ye, and well toon put a ttop to that ttruggllng." He ttapped out of th room and returned In a min ute with an armful of ttrapa. They were going to ttrap me down The horror of th moment waa almoet wort than the agony of tha thought that I wa lu th handa of three Igno rant brute to whom avery aane effort I mail wat a further proof of my inaaa Ity. I wat becoming weak from exertion and want ot total. Then I understood Mike' object In taking mo th long walkover th building. He had been tiring me out Bull I kept up my ttmgglea and aboutlng. With wonderful rapidity, thowing bow well and thoroughly Mik had ao quired hi dutlnt, a ttrap wa thrown acroat my leg and buckled tight to tha bed, and another acre my cheat hold ing my arm to my tide and almoet choking me. "He'll ettl down directly," I heard on of the keeper tay, and in truth I had almoet exhautted mytelf. I began to feel tue room awimming around me. Would help never comer My throat wa parched with terror and my tongue almoet clove to th roof ot my mouth. I managed to gatp a prayer for "Waterl for Khxit tat, water!" And then I forgot my trouble. When I cam to myself I wa lying on a comfortable bed in an elegantly fur niilied room, with a bright fir burning In it, and Aleo the tcatup who bad brought all tha trouble upon me waa chafing my handa. Later on in the Tentng, over a ptpt and tome hot whltky toddy, brewed in old college fashion by Mika hlmeelf, I joined in Abe't laughter and learned how ha had come to look for ma In tha very nick of time to aav mo from a 1 trait jacket and to explain to Mike Brady that It wat hit old college chum and not a new patient that the blundering fellow had mistaken tor a madman. -New York Recorder. Row the Wand. Dane The tertka rejaltt pantomlmlo dance. Each couple ha it own turn of leading. Tha cavalier placet hit partner in front ot him, facing her, and while the band Veep playing and th company tinging on ot thoas peculiarly itlrring Wendith dance timet he tett about adjuring her to Brant him hi detir and danc with him. Bhe ttanat ttoci ihii, ner arm hanging down flop by her itd. Th cavalier caper about, thonta, ttriket hi handa agalntt hit thigh, kneel, touohea hit heart-with th mora dra matic, fore th better. At length the lady give way, and In token of content ralaet her hand. Briskly do the two ipin around no for th apaea ot eight bar, after which for eight mora they perform aomething Ilk a orou between a chaste oroitei and a its. and to on for a llttl while, after whioh th whol company join In the same performance. A a finish th cavalier "ttandi" tha band and hit part ner torn liquor, and a marry round danc conclude hit torn of leading to th aooompaniment of a tun and aong. ronoka. (elected by himself. Wettmin. iter Review, A Real Mica fllrl. "Why. my darling," exclaimed Mrs, Worldly to her eighteen-yr-oid rose bud Maud, "why in the nam w goocc net can yon want to marry that impe cunious young fellow Harry J oven tat, when ther is that charming Sir Crcesns Seneotus, a man of dignified maturity and countless wealth, who Is dytaff to waa you aire. Betsaotua, ana woo wonld plae my Jewel In a magnificent MttingT "How eaa yon talk o, mmmr re plied Maud, looking down and bluibinf a few line of solid nonpareil "It Is true that Blr Crown w rich and Barry I not) but then Harry 1 young and Bir Cronrus I old. Now, Harry Is roong andh n acqntr wealth 1 while Blr Crcatoa Is rioh, but b cannot aoquirt youth. Do yon catch on, mamma, aa to boy tayT Mlnneaooll Journal. THBDlMNNIOX , UaAVKlT. But K rigara. Will Tell the SIM of Ike Olttar I-laea. Tbe following remarkable calcula tion on th capacity of Heaven, which baa frwiueutly bwo published, but I outioalty In It way and weu worthy ' a nlaoa among our other "wonders," Is taken bodily from Horn baugh's "illeanlnga for the Curioua." Tbt baal for th calculation, which will furnlah much food for thought, I found lu Hevelallon, xxl, 16; "And he mratured tha city (tbe New Jeru- taletn) with a reed, 12,000 furkmga. Tb lengtli, tbe breadth, and tbe bright are equal M ut tee. Twelv Uioutand fur long, 7,9at,000 feet, wblcb, being Cubed, I MS(OH,000,0(i01000,OW,000,(MX),. 000 cubic feet Half of tbU we will r erv for tb tbrona of (lod aud tbe court of Heaven; half of the remainder for atresia, leaving a balance of 124, ll,272,000,(IUO,000,(aTO cubic feet Divide thl by 4,000, tha cublo feet In a Mom It feet square, and you will find ther 1 ttllt enough lea for SO,- 2l,N4?,7AO,(IO0,0O0 room. W will now tupptM that the world tlwayt did and alway will contain 9U0.o0O.ouo InhabltantM, and that a gen eration latut S3) year, making In all, Z,570,uou,iw ior ecn oentury; tnai the world will ataod ooe tlxiueaud eenturiea, making In all 2,W70,000,OUU, OuO Inhabitant. Then auppoae there are 100 world equal to thi in point ol number of Inhabitant and duration of ymra, making 2U7,tK.0(),OUO,juO, then Ilea ven aocordiog to Uto meaturement above, It large enough to allot 100 roomt each sixteen feet square to each human soul. Wort a.d Olrla. Hoys may be bad (and sometimes girls) for (1) ordinary amice at wagea; (2) upon ludeuture, (to work, altond school, aod be brought up tome. what a your own; and (3) children may be had for legal adoption. Address, J. H. MlMKWKR. 8uA. Or. Iloyt'and Glrla'Ald Society, Portland, Oregon. New wheat will toon be coming In. "Pa-Jat- Beaad. Bom time ago In a talk with Wm. Blackwell, the well-known banker of Taooma, lis Informed Uie writer that be heard a lady who ought to be a pret ty good authority pronounce Puget Sound a If tbe word waa spelled Fut, with tbe accent on the last lyllable. Tire lady in queatlon was Caroline Richlngt, tit noted Ringer and actrew, daughter of tbe late Peter Rlchlngs, one of the bent-known old actors of ante bellum days in thbt country. More than fifteen years ago, when Mr. Blackwell waa keeping the old ho tel on the wharf at Taooma, Caroline Rlchlngs stopped there one afternoon and night on her way to Victoria with her company. Mr. Blackwell my that wheu the Arat saw tbe Bound she stood In admiration aud raised both bands toward the water as If welcoming it and said: "Ho this la Fu-jcf Bound, named after Peter PuyW, my grand father, who was with Vancouver when be dlaoovercd It" Peter Rlchlngs, tbe father of Caroline, waa named after his distinguished father, Peter Puget, Van couver's young lieutenant, and wu an officer In tbe British army. It is said he got Into some trouble about lS30and left for the United Btatca, changing his name from Puget to Rich I ngs. He re- ambled both Washington and Frank lin In facial expression, aud was fre quently oast for thoae parts In patriotic aute-bellum drama. Olympia Tribune. A Fatal Confaaaloa, The weekly Buitctin of the American Protective Tariff League, to break the force of the evidence of the ineffective- none of protection to raising wages ac cumulating on all bauds, oonfesseethat "wages will be reduced and advanced from time to time In obedience to laws beyond the power of man to control no matter what kind of tariff we may have, just as the price of wheat or beer may be high one year and low tbe next" After that, the few worklngmen who are yet protectionist may well ask themselves why they trnln with that crowd. The sole ostensible reasou for a protective tariff has been, in these later yeara of MoKlnleylsiu, the maintenance and increase of the wages of American labor; aud we have been so often told that our higher wngee are due to pro tectlon, and that more protection would make them higher yet, that some of us have almost come to believe that wngee really do ndvauoe and recede in obedl euce to humau taritt laws. But now comes one of the loudest shouters for protection, with the assurance that all thlslsamlstako, and that wnges are utterly beyond human control, no mat tor what kind of tariff we have. After that, OAQdot should compel the protec tionists to admit that since tt Is beyond the power of man to control wages, it would be better to leave their regula tion to the power that does control Used in Millions of thuiu. But thl they will not da Though protection can't control wsgoe.lt can control fortune. Though It can not increase th price of brawn, it can augment tbe Income of greed. Though It expose labor to tha wrong aid of n one-tlilud competition, It can plao the monopolist snugly on the pleasant Ide thereof; aud while it can do that, thre will be work for tbe tariff league, and a mUwIon for it weekly Bulletin. The IhUMln haa rendered a grateful service, however, In assisting to make the wag earners of tb country under- Und th truth that the fight between protection and free trade I essentially a fight between protected rich men and d capo! led poor men; aud tt 1 entitled to our earnest prayer that fat may always be plentiful and Its frying-pan never empty.-Now York Standard. Iallaa Moua. Dallat it tti II Improving and her peo ple twin disponed to engage In any en terprise that promise beneficial result to th city. We miss tbe familiar greeting of T. O, Richmond on our vialt to Dallas. In his death a great loo I felt In th bushiest and social circles of tbe city. That loss we might aay 1 Irreparable. The woolen mill will aooo tart up, and when that event occur a fresh Im petus will be given to tbe business In ternet of the town. It will be tb mean of retaining much money In tbe county which would otherwise have got) elsewhere. An lucre in the Are service of tbe city Is now being urged by tbe business men. A good syatem of water work will add much to the safety of the city from the destroying element Mr. Fsull Is contemplating the ad dition of a second story to bis brick building. Thi would add consider able to buslnesa fadlltiea. Tbe Dallas foundry U) turning out a large amount of work. It la filling or der at fast aa men and machinery can operate. W. C. Brown, with hi genial smile, still waits on his customers, while Mis 1 1st tie Williams, with true womanly taste, arrays her lady customers In ele gant fsbtics, thus adding to the beauty of the Dallas female sex, already known far and wide as most attractive crea ture. W.E. William came In from Alrlie thl week. He baa not lost much fleeb nnce we last saw him. Fred Touer has just returned from a hunting trip over about theSiletx coun try. He reiorU tome game in sight and some lost so view, thus escaping tbe aim of his unerring rifle. Blah Creek had the pleasure of en- terialnlngsome of the Dallas people this week. Miss Mabel Hutton. Mr. Andrew Holman, and Mr. and Mrs. Walter Holman, having paid that lo cality a visit Mr. H. Forrest has taken charge of the Gibbons barber shop while Gibbons will run his hotel for all it is worth. Mr. George Stanley and Miss Lottie Sites were united In marriage Wedne s- dtty the 3d. Miss Mabel Hutton and Miae HatUe Williams have been making a visit to Baletn. Mark Holmes w as In the city this week greeting every one with that pleasing tmllo so characteristic of him. Charles aud John Belt received a visit from their mother this week. Mrs. Belt Is a resident of Salem. Bhe la the relict of Dr. A. M. Belt, who was tbe first Grand Master of Mason in Oregon. A family from Missouri are visiting Mr. and Mrs, J. H. Townsend. They speak well of Dallas aud the country In general. Dr. Farley aud wife have gone to Cal ifornia, The doctor's health is some what impaired, and he goes for health aud recreation. The tan yard owned by Mulr-4 Mo- Douald has been improved by the ad dition of a slxteen-borte engine aud a uew boiler. Leather will soon be cheap. The uew county officers are now fair ly Inducted into their respective office. Judge Burch presided with dignity this week over the business of the pro bate court. The following businem was transacted: Wm. Conner estate! petition filed; will approved and filed. A, B. Chandler aud 8. A. Riggs or dered to give boud as executors. 0111a Price estate; final hearing set for Mon day, Bepteniber 5, 1892. W. E. Dalton estate; order to sell property at private or public sale. In the matter of the Tetherow guardianship, annual report approved. In the case of the adoption of llomaua Westerford by H. If. Jas person, petition presented and granted. Mrs. 8. J. Richmond was appointed administratrix of the estate of T. G. Richmond, deceased. M. M. Ellis, W. C. Brown, and 'William Faull, were ap pointed appraisers. Julia Rowe was appointed administratrix of the estate of W.J. Matney;bond approved. We think Buroh will make a fair and Impartial Judge, and that Mulkey, as clerk, will give satisfaction to all re quiring his servlse. As to Billy Wells, his past services as sheriff1 give assur ance that his future services will be cor respondingly honest, Just, and com menduble. RttPOBTER. - Homes 40 Years the Standard. (flgiaking LJPowdeK