a - I i ThJ IM (Newspaper As an Advertising Medium THE WEST SIDE Takes the Lead in Polk County. t ff 0t )t,y A Mf owd ,vAfl wie fcmjmw tA lA'S' V St ' ! Vfl J am tiff.; iiiiNar lmivCouNTY, ohegon, today, January i, m. Five Cents IVr Copy. NO. 0 voi . $2.00 lYr Year. Gkner"; I Directory. f KT.T. ltylotti. i I.JWnjauiii Hrcio !.. I I ..... II M...1..U ) K I n, , iff.) t .". .-', 8.ifKt,, L,Jmw. HUU K-o. f T Flr wtraat; rid, ..John Wmntmnkwr nt In . J.iltll W.N.lhle IWef W, t Hwvm I. Klkin 80,01 K l..,.lWnjo F. Tracy Attorney 0 NV.ll.H. Miller liw. A ,r .Inrr moth lltlak lV.ni. of i inn ..W. T.IUma Ouo-eN .a.B.ium It I ni or (VRimos, Ouvrrttoi L...8tw-Ir renimyer ! K. Ik? l ..lliti Treaar. ; Nltpi offc Att.v.Otf Slat Ft Congrwar rtttpreor I't.,1 Mntitlian ..., ... ,,.. .... V Ale "? IW r . I IIMUIWriHID .Frank linker I Mm 11. Mitchell ...... 1 I la.li.u ,lllgr nermann II f. curaiitt W. 1'. 1 AIM llt nut y iiiiatj,...f. A,trwtujf Kdlt.'itjL ft 1 J ttowtu ! I (A- N. llamiP , .... U I IhtWiUfHi ilt Frank Millrr FWh Omw. '1'. MwnL Ciremt J4,, in. met Am., , It r. ttui .OtM. ( t. ItiubM rotrsitt. ....... ju v.Mym (Vuuljr Jut.! Htwtir....... Clrk.. ...... Hu,t)f.. j. MhMinar I i f. MunMn )T..iiilj'Mi4,liiii.h . - . .... I' 1 - I I ' II II Th, .1. uwiir . T. ltulUtr .E. L. Kiotiuro M. Mr itn I Krt1r.. J. T. l f,'S .Mt'ntni. ! ill J. 1 K. Firt Wit . I A. . U'b I A. I Jnttiv 8iiJ V. I Jm Oilxn IM. M A. V tnrwta Itmio IHHUfiiM. I C. Oil ..... W. 8U1 (W. E. C binn 'rw Clwk t t. ri'ivi directory. .Humluf HrtiiMl Kt Hi . - v - - - - btwlimii fieri tianJij l ad Im y ttnmly . . . . I I U Hid v.ruiuif. iin.i" liunKln) ffouititt. Ail to lleui. Ht'NUKitR, Fiwlor " t r ... ..,,.. .in.,,1 M U.0 . t . M.i..Imv Ketlt tmiWHlmlely fler uyr mtuing every mii h A Oorilml luTiUImn ri- ti kaiwcMlly ttmoirr viMUng I Hi. A. F. LewT, rUr. HI. tea HorrH.-lVnwlilnir ItliirJ HnmUy. riuml.iy lOltiok In tl aflnmiHia. HcixM frmo ; ewry Thqrly .inn. AH w . J. M. 1'ahkkh, PiwUir. U-niimliiy Melxxil I" I'nuu.lunif irv wciiihI Mtilny of Hi month Rt II A. tunJay twnintf 7 P. ilg no TuHuliiy vrtmuii;. All uImI to nttffid. t.lX M, l!tirtit, pMtur. , Huuilny Hotmil erory 8un- Vn-nehuig Hie firat luti)iij of tlie iHontli morn day K 0.1m ing l HniC. l'r;er row-ting w II. i Hiim.i.nr. rn.t.ir. ,ACT WH IKTIK. u rsrr M.imluy num in uliHlnilflif unitiif.r itiviini U IiAMiJ.N.M. W. llwrtl. r. ..111..'. I. 0 II. K., Itiml III Miv tr . I 1-V 1 1 ilMlL . ft nil- iirii rvr-ry I nupmii MWMlllMtf AlllltM llltWII BtllllluTy llivll.-.! 111 At- I I,. PA Jill."., .-. U. II .Kit, 8rrHrjf. l.OM JiOlWiK, Nn. W. A.r . u MtHiftl miiiiiiiiitti-a- liiw n Bniuntny wnl n ijrtiiro run n"'n riM ii in.tinii i two mrrli tln-rmiltr, J. Ilwu-r, W. M. K. U KUii- Hw'relnry. iT iC.H Nil. V. K, of P, m 'i jl,.liiyiilii. AllKnlKt W. It' 'yV, K. nf It. A W, i ik lii. itt- 1 E i BUTLER, fltf 5 mo SURGEONS, ININOSUnGEONS. Mlnl.liMir Mnln HI., K . - - OHKOON. K. IXX'KFi, and Surgeon, ;, Vista, Oragon. OUNKV'H. I IITTIff.KV. .Maw HA A on.1 I 1V4 II II . ti. I iw xiiirrlll . .1 ' - i a 1 AateUBI JIOtteF TREES IN nilcncw, Or. W. It. Iliilniim, I, 1 HOLMES YS AT LAW llUHII'i IM.OCK, "rt. AI KM, Oil. ;ANEGUS. ilnuir ninn, nnii, ".. Illli inovoO at lnwiiai. ru'. Lmllli, HAMM,OKKiON .r tn l..lu . lT U IT AIM ri-lul mri'i. imiu". imulnitrid rUill climli'r liln(i imiuwii. , . (HtEUON. iu iwn.nr.wKI.iiy tilm l wiKrnmu in" of (iliarifn.; r Umn u;i. iMn,u'r"' um irilT J - tr. f I attS Ji - Ht- H. i 1 1 A H kltid I Tto,3lI itiiu'iirr m '' in 111 III lull aikii I r Oppoalti M"i' D'u Store, or) )lalnlraa. ' III illllAHTIIIlAlf INK H If .H i 11.YNK8. 6mmitHj Buslnsi March A. 1 000. 1 KtMMnHi hjf NmiiMUl AtiltiorUy, 1 . , -TIIR- FIRST NATIONAL BANK. I nf ln.hti.loiiiw,OrHr,n. w, CIIUI Stock, (50,000.00 twbltm, tl4.000.00 l.fcKtol'KK, I. W. HOHKUTfMtN, ImI.iiU VI. I"rllp't omtcTOPS. I. W. Whiuk.r. W. W. C'tlli". A n4...kl hj.Kku.tf lui.ltiu. tmti.ii.UHt tlUV Out wiU..liuim .,H all llt.tMti lullt ill. lt. rmilvnt nuliirvl Ineliw k f w U'u liu, itu-liiiiiial. tw bm , ni, hi 4 n, "3 Tbl- IXIiKVIiMUiNCI; bnal -Bank ! Nat Cai'lil SttR'k, $;6wo.oo. ) . 11. IIMftnftiKIIO, fr.W.l. A lt AM NUAl'N, VU IViMtHt. W. r.UlilNAWAV t wtilnr. A uwal ltklii Mit '-l"il lml' .u.l ...lil..nlml tli.tai.IU mtVl nil mimul mvuuiiI .ulilnt tti etiiwk. nlrtl I4 iiKKt"fiWv I...I...A u..ih.i.ui II. II. JtuiivnKHI. A. .! ikftHtniftn, H. ti.ibi. . T, J. I, I. A. AH". wmi liioMTNCiim or oucot tl MONMOUTH, OK, I A VI kl'flt'U Irwtlrl PAID CAPITAL, $25,000. 0IRCCT0RS. .A.Mm. ' U l''i!hll. f j ! Ji,V!r. 11 V lt,.Hr I II H1UI1IIL f ,. ITJ..II . - . , . liu. ...4 nliini. Illl.lm. ranimti ,i.. i..Mn ' """"j! lnt.rm.1 tmitl nil Uiim n't" . i.u b .i. ii,..m l..li. inii(ur irvu aw. Wt - h. m. Lines, FUNERAL DIRECTOR -ASK- UNDERTAKER, IXliKI'KNl'KNCF, OBKHON. A lull and cmii'lcla linn ol Kunrat g-nnli AUaya uti UJ. BRICK YARD. J. R. COOPER Of Itiiti-iU'tuli'iK'i', lmvin it HtfUiii oiiflii(j, it l.rick iiiM'hiwMinil wvrrul wren of fiiunl flay, Ih now pu'lM'' to ktt-p on IuiimI a fln qmility of Drlik, wliit h will I mild ut mwn ablajiriw'S. JAMHS TATOM Real stats and fire losarance Agent Will luir anil wll (iRMwrtj n K''iiim"i Ivrm.. Monmouth, Polk county. Oregon WOODBURN NURSERY THE NORTHWEST. One anil Three-fourths Millions. 100,000 prime Tiao (mlly Fruudi.) 85,000 Hoyal Aun cliorry. 10,000 Enrly Crnwfora jpiic1i. 10,000 Moorpnrk and Itoyal uinit. 8B,000 Eanpni HpllzenlKirg ui'plo. 20,000 Oraveoaleln anplt). 20,000 Yellow Newton I'ipplii apple. 10,000 lion Duviii apple. LnrgCHt Stock of oil Otlmr Iiontllnir Vn . rictitmot Fiimt, CATALOGUE FREE. ADDRESS, J.H SETTLEFIIER, Wodburn, Or. Farmers and Merchants Insurance Co. Capitol StccP, - - $500,000. r. umo. 't.UloH, V hi. I'nuliti'lll, Awl ".xrvtmy. :t3jsr stoss Holt It H HlNihnn, t liM JilMi ( Ihn Hiliiwnt tvuifl! Hull. Jtilllt IliirilHI, M-AwtwUW j, , it.Tii, rri it I I'm ts.m Sii.m.I iwi.kt W. V. tw'l. M.-n-lili t), K. Hllillmut. Cvlliili., M- rii.B. M..f.lllllt J. O. V(H.niH, I U. iu.il, l, I, tnH',1, riil Iii'i. . IVliilnm htlpU t-lmv oiv.m i M m, I iium niilil ktiiiHt iii L'nlittiMiill, . Stti')ltis ih rti't'in ity to jmllry ImUU i;, n I aiKer Siiffrwt'r t-ji IStinklo 4 Walker, Carry a complete line of TABLE LUXURIES, FRUITS, VEGETABLES, STAPLE 'AND FANCY GROCERIES. Wt alklt aHara at your patranaaa. . ratavwr. Prescott f: Veness, fHot-Kinf rJtir : Indcpendenf Saat mill. . . ' MtitmcmiiMi, .'iimi if FIR AND HARD WOOD, ROUGH AND DKHSSED LUMBHR 1 A. Wnaatia, MngT. RESSM M1T. E. B. Daatar lit Cut-ins: tt.,.1 nnifs 1cinlk nnri Double mi'iiiit ni!ti nr wuim hiiu ijiuhim'h, Ami itlu ti Ilnt islm k of an i nirntf nnnno ftllLLinthl UUUUD Itnl. onutmi'iit. etc. I.uilim' ! 1 1-l.iliinMi'a fin ninliiiif trmnki luw'i IhkhIh, iortf.t, skirl, ;lovt, 1' t'tt', ft'. i Work diiH ftnd gtitHlit mild itt tUoj loent t tu-b jrit"w. Mrs. Mary Phillips, Cor. Railroad and Monmouth ata. Dalf In llirilwftro, qtMH'iwwitit', tiimnro, Hliiv.s, etiil other uiiwi'lliiiii'iiiM nr tirles fitlln the iiliniitioii of tho puliltn to lit flui'M-n k of IhoitlMiVe artieU-st now on hand. Kin )rieorf will eotiii;iiv f.ivui itldy Villi juifi-fi In itny oilo r liHuliiy. t'tiiiie mnl mH im iiml yon will U1 nut lulled it li jn iee, ijii.iiilHy, nnd il.til!V. HOilWOUTH, OR. PATENTS Can-ill. awl III- imi WMI'I. Trniln Mark. niKi.Oriit. Hint all "Oir imiiiil roui"'. la O.a t aii'itt Ol'i.waiiil l l.r lli l iiilil. .ti.(.llj .ml t.nr..liilln'r. Mini. I ii, ,....iii ul inhl nr ukrti-li nf lilt Jiiilott. t m.lia ari'nl iniiitln. uml ft. I" luili iuxliililf tm.nl i"hr. Hnia ullii'i ilirii lljr im-mim fr"i tha ral-nl OHi.-i. aii l ailnuMi.n Kniut mllj fllt l ii'V iH.rl vl aii.l li.iH aili"Jit fni'lliiii" Hik liitf ,.r.l'l l.H llimiwir r.ln. ti.r Um Mml titf.if.Hi. mi l u-li.l inWHil"n ..f .i..ll. rati.iM tnr uil, aw! ' wi.ti'l'iiK I" "II li.iiui ii rtii.l In mt . lnil '!'"H't l.,..uiln ll!Ili. II. )' ''it! ii i- ll. rV .! .s. iM.ii-1 i.lii'nil tif n ... ...... .... i....,...... n.u.w r hir,,titH,i.im .! .ilviri'. ainl i". iiit iuImhhw. 'in iI!umi t"""""iu" 3, n.l,P1KI.K. Hi. i. ii"! m-t ""ti'.i "i Ciii 'ii i . Wliiiiiiim, 0. 1 .. 1 Oi.iJ.Mittsr.M. I'nii'iii lyiliw. iMi'iitlim Oil. tn".l . t II, OB1IIIIIIIU anai 'v if Aginoy for 4 r-.4i cava at. ..f ' Teaoi MAnKa. j praioN rATaNTa OUfTHIU" i a, yi.r Infnrniatlim .'"1 tr Hanaimn wrilj In 'NN A tn.. Ml iIkiiai.wa. Nw Villi. fllrli.t bimil lor .iwurln. iliil In A,"V' l.t.rr iKituui inwn inn. ur in iinn. ir.,. .... ....f.tl,. l.w m ,...ll . ..ft frtm ill ull.mil 1U UlO TUB w mm in. . OPENS SEPT. 18, 1091. HitlHMK (ir KTI'lit nminwil axprnanly tn niw't Hi" iiwl. of III" rurtnliig Biul Inc. cliiinlml liilnr.-.l. nf llinaliitv, I.inv", ii(iiiiiiiiiil!mn, ntiit woll-vi'iilllnli,n hiillillnifK, Tlii'i'iilli'Ko Ik lnralcil In unlll. vuli'il iiml ChrlHtlKii wimmimlly, ini'l In iiiid of llm iioiilllilt'iit mwllim. uf tilt. uliiln. MILITARY TRAIN1NO, Expanaaa need not axcaad $1.50 for tha entire eeaslon. Twnoriiinri.pniBfihnliirHlilp Inim BviT' ominly. Wrllii fur iiIhIukhi. ii II, J.. AltN(il,0,l,i"M.,('iirviilllii,Or, S. A. PARKER, Miinufii'iliiWdnil (Ifiilnrln. ' Sash, i Doors, 'i Moulilinjjs, : Etc i - n ' K.,iui,.ckfni...,nii-iM,i..ti...iiiii.tiy mi Ii in Ml . Hpmliiil mtiw on iiml fiwiH, t Kiu-Hiry on II. It. Ktiwl uoiir (l"pol, !,nw(,.t otrcnlnil'in of ttr uMimtlfli. p.ir In ma m.fl.l. tlulaiiillillr llhwlralail., V li'ii;lll"iit mm li.niM do alllHiut I, Wiwklv, 1.110 a tun l,ii mx iiiiiiitlin. Ailil" Mlf.NN a to., ('UnUnUtud, IKJl UnUwy, Mu tuck. . J, l. WHII'NAII. unit M unr. Ill,", , f',r,!,'.,fiH.0 " mos:3 CANNED GOODS, I a. vtxr IinliltfMilfin'e, Orrjro. wnio " w ' H ! names, Saddles. Whips, Collars, Robes, Etc., Etc. Cofl mid ml jiii iiml I will pleuw yon with quality. ilOUTll, CREECH. J. A. BOWMAN. BUDS OF 111 KINDS Neatly Dona. MACHINERY REPAIRING , A!II HORSE SHOEING A Specialty. Wood Working and Car riage Painting Done in First-class order. C STREET, . INDEPENDENCE. BRI Rl I wihh to Inform tho pnWie thitt I mu now lu-cpni-ed lo fni iilsh FIRST-CLASS iii all ilinienHions, nt Hiieriflce jirieeH tvilli proiniittiess, Call for jtrioeH. MAX FRIENDLY, Corvallis, Or. & Jordan MONMOUTH, Suooeasora to Vanduyn A Shelley, 1 fuve Just reeel ved u lino and varied Htoek of Koodtt, to which wo Civil tho iittenlion.of tho public. Wo have (oiiio to fitny, nnd by fair denting nnd lowtwt prltu oxjioet to nhai'o with olheiu tho patronngo of tho public. Duo attention will bo given to tho wiuiIh of all, hud everything In our lino will bo furnished to hand, in iii.t'ui ii iii iu uiui'i ul ininuvmui Moiiinoulh jH tho pluoo to buy , . . ,, ,, gOOllH, IHIll "(lOll't yOll forgot It." or iKH'onllng to order of cuntouier i m s m LumBtn no sitxind Chan cb. r 1 ma mfl IM MM( M IhM IFERRY'SR I MUlttllti MllltUllt 1(U, 1 Vtiry't ImhI Annual for II WUlk. lwU Kt Mrt-$'t flM lw lb M VP.M.rgllRYiCOMitfcf J. Q. BECKLEY. fci) mJ Sale SUbbs, Monmouth. Oregon. Itavlmr nurrliAwil llin thtunwt uf (Unirgo HiAitliliy lit tint Muiiiiiiiutli I.lvtry anil Hnttt Htalil.-a, I n.llcjt a fair fttrv nf Ilia jiaituumiu uf t MttiUit.. . 1 am ih intf.l to fur ilh u'"! Uhiim ami vt'lili-lia at almrt noiUv, day or iiltlltt, ami all tromJfiit cualiitit will to wlva lu attention. Hhh Inynuri ili -m. t ' Harness, Saddles, Whips, Oils, Robes, and Brushes. BUMER & CRIYEH. f. VI IHIIIIIka.ll, Sweeeaeora to ELKINS -i Co., - ritoritiETDiw of CityTruck and Transfer Co, Huiiliii of nil Kind lKu nt li e tt a o ii it b I o U t , Agents for the 0. P. feats. rir('ulltH'iliu Made MmilUly"Wl INDEPENDENCE, OREGON M1DCC Csuflln. CoKi, lafla.au, Braaealtlt, LUnr.O lli)l". W"00ila, Couih.Cra.a, t..f la"lli A'.Ota. i"l awty ! IM I f t -I, I ' "! I n J!t. itw'liiJia Capll.L .i., i. i..nuiu...a"l. i.iu." Pit. JflRlltM -o GREAT MUSEUM OF AilATOI! t04t Wnrki-l l ,aa rrancliwfl. tiit.n cm awl it i ai I Co and Irani how un.lerlully yna arc ma.it tna now io avom tii-liH.M .nil iliwuira. Mnrum 'iilarnrit wilh ih.ill.atlil. of new olsu. Ailmiiiina t( cu. tM.. a 1 1 i mi riH,Hi nf man: mi Irtmn, low of maiilinml.'llwiaapa nf tha kin ami kliln.lr itii;'kly onrnt wtlhoultHa iim ill tnoniury, Ttc.lui.ut paraoually W lif k'llur, Horn! lur bouk. A FREE TRIP TO THE WORLD'S FAIR! Commtnolng May 1, 1893. Tlio Ill.lnry fimiiMiiiv, of Hun Knim-Loo, Cnl., Iiwiillill .lurk, .l,il,) III" nhlnat ami lai'tfiMit plilillililnit lntll.f.nu tin I'lM'llli. ptiltMl, till, ilnv uiiniMini'ii tlinl llii'.v will Klvn, nlwn Int.ly llw, n tlt'ki't In tlm wiirlil'. fnlrniiil m. turn, liii'liiilliitf iiiimiI. in Mutt. mil. wak,7 tiny.,) Imlol lui'iiniiK'tiliiiliin., .Ix ailtnlNttnn lli'ki'l. I" III" iixawlli,ii itriniuil.j two tli'kil In li'iiilliig eiili'iniii llii'MU'W, Hint anrli (Hlinr prlvlli'tf". a. mny In.uru a pli'naiint trip, to rtiwrvlim niinn wltu uiinipfy with llu'lrre iiiilri'tiiriii, NliTieK.-Tlnwii dniili'liiij ti bu In tlia Wnrlil'. fnlr and whu wmhl no! iillinritil" wi, onn Hililn.K. ua nl niiva fur full pnrllmilura. Tim nlll'r ilia., mil apply In pin'mili. of inrniin wlin nr In a ihwiiIhii to nnwt llm ttxpoiiMm of aiifli trip IhrniHi'tvi'., tint to mitoritrl.liiK, liiirlllKi'iH yinmw iiieii and women who run apprMit!" .ut'li nn opportunity, mid itiukiMlip iniLt. of It, Tiai'lii'r, I'li'i'u.viiii'iii atuiliinla, rhnnani' lirlulil anna and dnuiililara In fm'l, any and nil ih.pi"Iiiu t'linruy, unturprl.v, anil vliumulnr, will liaullgllilii. Tha Chanoa of a Llfa-tlma. Rrrry yoiiinj mnn or womnn whn doalre. to kii to Ulili'iino nnd iio iIih wondi'i'. of Iho Kl'i'iilcMt I'jhlblllnti tli world linanvnr known, Nlnmld aililriiMH i" lit niun, Hindi no oiiiior. tunlly I. rnrnly olll'ml, mid tlm trip will Iii' lliaiivi'iitof it llfe-llmu lu tliiwu who Kit. Ad ilri', HE HISTORY COMPANY, THE HISRORV BUILDING, T23 Market at., San Franolioo. Cal. C Street Restaurant! JAMES GIDSON, PftOPRIETOR. I' "o."?' ? I'" 1 o ffl) centH, nt tho new (loom Wt'dt of lOHtollleo. Nn. 1 nionl Htnnd, two vt i v A A AND 60 IT OOtt. Tha itaatfly TabaM rtaal thai la Kill. U Ita Mlllloaa. "I've ooioa tu tba eonoltutmi Uiat It U bitter not lo auuika at all. lie anlLlatl kluuwlf oomfuftahly la on of Um chair tn tha ttuaeall Howe ro tunda aud placed the. tip of hla fltitfttn lotfittlior aa lie atxtk. "1 Ag-rea with eveiybodjr who nay IMKUf-ew euoklng U banulvai," be coo Uiiiwd. "I kuow all about that. I know all about the power of (oo4olr to ciliwr tba bort of a lonely man too. Uften I hava thomrbt when atttlna with my eteuhig cigvt that tha weed acted a ill.lufiicUiit, carrying away in tu curl iitff blue amok all the blue IIioukIiU and blue feellittf wtthio tun. And Ute burn lug of cigar la a congtnilal ootnpany of Itteu pwiuoto fool fitllowahlp. Of ooumt It dot It add to th u joy ment of toelaJ Uf. lUclieuked an involuntary movwmeiit of hi ii(lit band toward bU nipr vaat potkiH, and thoa ha rewalned aileut for a inoweut, with hU eye bent on th Di'ir. "Uut when yoo'v oout to realla all Wa," ha aald altar a whlbj, "jnu'r a llav. I btifatt by Mauktng a brand of little, itubliy, rough difar that ooat ruur cent aoleca, I wo ember mat cl- iv pnrfently, becaut l'v never found lu equal aim at any prion. I amoked alwut on of tuna a wtwk, atttlng on a rail ("no In th tWkna of nttfht and MicAkltiK op th back ttalr to bad after ward, huliltuK iny breath for fear com, body would aitinll (t, 'After awhtl I went to th city and Uwr I Mtiokad a cigar after (uppor vqry niKht Then I began to amok one In a wUIUj aa I walkvd to th etur In th muroiug, whii h eataUliabed th hUt of Mitokltitf after breakfaat. 1 in duljed a tiHKlwratoly a Uti fur three or four year and fondly br.livd that would b my limit tlirouifh Ufa, Al pit my wactea raiwd 1 began to amok higher priced cigar, whteh a) way taatnd better for a Utile while and then bn-AUie aa ntiaatiafai-Uiry aa th othera. "In the roura of Uui I tuuk to ainnk lug mild cigar af tor lunch at midday. Filially I mnukwl after eating anything, vim a rnn ker. From four cent cigar I luul advanced to twelve owl by tha box, and how many I wnuked a day I do not know. Mind I do not mak the oottltneaa of th habit au arguuu-ut by lalf, butwiiM I bnliev that anything whkh ailil to tit Innocent eujoymont uf Una hort lif U worth it coat But Um tronbl waa, the tnnr 1 amokod the Inn I enjoyed tt. On cigar a day, pi hap two, would b enjoyable. Th other would taet rank, and I would throw away on half tmokod and light another hoping It would bo better. "When you'v got well beyond th shadowy Hue betwwu mouVrat and tut moderat iunking yon find that your pusaaant indnlgeno ha given plao to a morbid appetite. Stilt, you can atop if you want to of court. "And now, leaving th Individual alone, bow about th general public? My wife requiMta in to raok in her prtwmc becaiu aha love the odor; call it fragrant. To moat women I think tt UofTcualve, nothing mora nor lee, and tt b) th taut to many men. And yt poopl .uiuka in prouiiatmoua crowd, Uioy ainok on the dock of (teaniboata, thay tinoka on th platfonn of tmt cat, they tmff away in the end of parlor coache on railroad train until th air U drnM with tha vile muoke of cigar and nlpM, which ooaoa through th arparat- ing door and float through th whol car, annoying, If not aickening, the otlntr helpliie paawngar, who may lump it It they don't like it. It mkt me bot to think that tn every tnt car, in every Utile' waiting room, In every itMtaurant where huliea go, tuh lgui aa thi muat b tauked np, 'Suioklug hwitlvy rruliibit- (nl Uund bearetul Why lan I It neora- lary to any, 'Treailing on Ladie' Feet furbiddonl" "A man who can unduraUnd th effect of cigar amok on torn women would avkiii think of doing that a to amok In their praieno, Uut inioker don t up. oVntAnd. Thi'lr habit ha mad them mlftah and lnooniiilnrat to th laat d- grea. It ia a iliAino." The man gasod out tit window fur awhile In tllenc be fore b concluded. "So, whil all I aaid at flret alwut th plvMure and comfort to be derived rrotu tuodwat aiuuking I (trictly true, there are other eniiaiderntion which it eem to ma hould hav gmitir weight than theae." "8o yon hav decided not to mok at alir aald tljo mnn to whom all the wonli had been aildnwd. "1 did not ay that," replied the other, tiiking a ciar from hla pneket and re BpeUvely biting off the end. "I laid 1 had come to th conclndon that It i batter not to amok at all May I trouble you for a lightr-Morri Wait in De troit Freo Pre. Ia tha K.alm of High Art. Mother How wa Profumior Von Tiimiip' piano recitalf Dnghtr (a ttdented amatenr) Oh, it wa gloriotul H broke three atring. OooaNew. A GRAND BLUFF. tt Wa. a Frattr Hot Day, bat It Oo Froi.a Out. Thor wa a young and harmleu look ing man sitting tn Bryant park recently, whon along cam a very repeotlil appearing citizen and ant down on tha bench beside him with a groat jar, and giwpmlout: "Oh, Lordl but If hot." ' "Yea, rather worm," answored th otiier, "Warm! Why, Ita enough to fry a flgtonel 1'U bot IU 110 deg. right her in the shade." "Ihit up yonr moneyi,, mid the yonng mnn a ho flahod out a ten dollar bill. "I'll bet ten to five tt isn't a hot a that." "Well, it' an even hundred, anyway." "Put up yonr moneyl It' ton to iiv it isn't a hundred." "May not be quite that, but it' 03," growled th very respectable a he funned blmmlf with hi hat "Ton to fiv that it isn't!" calmly re plied th young man a he held out the money. "Well, it' 00, and I'll bet t,000 on HI" ahouted the other. "Even ton. tlmt H Isn't OOP ' Tli very respectable had twenty oven Boparnto and dlatiuct rivulet run ning down hi back a he turned and looked tho young man over, and finally livid: "Perhaps there's a foot of anow on th ground, and the Hudson river is froton overt" . "I don't ay that," replied the young man, "but I'll bet you 10 even np that the thormometer doesn't show above 54 degs. in the sun, and Unit's About March temperature, Monoy talk. Cover my ton to win or losol" And with the mercury bohhtyr in tin tmio Ilk aa egg in a ketu of boiling wtr, and th iwat fairly friiillng th flagstone around the park, tli very to ipectabl man suddenly shivered a little, buttoned th top button of tit coat and went away, tayingi "I must hav caught cold, and I guea fllpot down a Mff whUkey and qui nine." Nw York Evening World. Utaral Kallak. A woman went into a Cast avann drag tor to bar a praacriptlon fllled. The druggist compounded th drag and a b haudsd the bottla to th customer, Iwaaldphwaantlyi "UetVa your preoriptlon, ma'am abaknr "I'll do nothing of th kind," snapped th woman, "and I think yoo'v a good deal of Impudent to k ni to," "Yon don't underaUnd, exclaimed th druggtstj "I mean that when yon tak tli prwcriptkm, yon must ibaka." "I won't tak th pretention if It' going to mak m atiak," objected th eustouinr, "Uood beavana, woman, It' th bottla yon r to diake," Ahrb'kod th druggUt "What good wlil that do tneT queried th woman. "Ho moana, madam," aaid tli drng giat's aasiatant, coming to the rescue, "that Ui inixtnr in the bottl should b wall shaken befur Ukun." "Wall, couldn't be have aaid or asked th wrathful cnatotner a ah looked a farwU tusplcioo at th nnfortunaUi druggist Dvlrult Free Tree. Aflar tha "What yon buntin' for, buW "I bea'd dey waa a heap of money tout beah yis'tidy, and I' loukiu ter mxt ef 1 kain't fin' tome of It" Harper' Weekly. ' RU TUngt Loralil. A tourist with a grwwy bat and a will-ing-to-tak a-aj in oat-anything expreaaion of eonnUmanc invatlnl th preuiise of a North Side family yesterday morning and knocked at the kitebnn door. "I haven't any hot coffee and biscuit for you," aaid tba woman who cam to th dour. "You might hav waited, madam, for ni to iutrudno myself," replied th tourist "I don't nesd any introduction," she rejoined sharply. "Uet back there, children. It' only a man. I suppose you're af ter a plat of porterhouse steak with onions on th side." "No, ma'am, I don't insUt" "Oh, yon don't! You'd b latisfied, would you, with a bowl of good oatmeal and sweet cream? "Yes, ma'am. Fd h turyfSSTrk fuir Well, I havent any. How would torn slewed aeparagn and a cup of chocolate strike youT "That would suit me exactly." "Haven't anything of the kind in the boo. Would you like tome minced clam on toast or planked whitvfUb with baked potato, or a strawberry hurt' cak and vanilla lo cream with" "Madam," interposed the tourist pull ing np tli dejected remain of a shirt collar and straightening himself up, "I cam her with the Intention ot accept ing anything in the shape of cold vic tual or ven warmed over grub loft from yesterday that yon might haV to offer. You hire cboaen to tantalise me and to wound my feeling. I wish you to understand distinctly, madam," he aaid, folding hi arm and looking at her with enperb (corn, "that I don't want th earth," , lie raised hi hat, aiade a profound bow, sniffed the air aa if to ascertain whether th wind waa blowing from tha direction of any eligible kitchen in th neighborhood, and strode grandly away. Chicago Tribune. "DiX-tur, how am I coining on? Do you think there b any hope?" said a very elok man to Dr. Winter. "Your chance aro taut In tho world. The aUtlatlro show that ono portion In t'su recover," replied tho doctor, "Then there I not much hope forme?'1 "Oyee there Is; you are tho tenth uwo Unit I have treated, and the other nine aro tlend. I don't ee how you enn help getting well, If tho Httitlxties aro to lie Wield On." J'lJOS .S'i7l'ia. "You'll be a mnn like one of us some day," snld the patronlulug poruiuiun to a IhiI who was throwing his lino Into tho sumo at renin. "Yen, sir," ho an swered, "I s'poeo I will 8OIII0 dny, bnt h'llevo I'd rather stay small and ketch a few fish." Lady; "Aren't you afraid, my boy, Hint if you play in the mm without your lint on you will get tunned?" Johnny: "Nok. Pit ain't nt home, and inn has rhetimntlHin of the nrm." Poison in No article entering so generally into the food of ever household is so generally and villainously adaltered as bak ing powder. These adulterated powders are shoved upon the public with the greatest persistency. Throbbing advertisements in newspapers claiming thil brand or that is absolutely pure, backed by analyses and cer tificates, and yet they are adulterated with ammonia or alum. It is to be hoped the law will take hold of these merciless manufacturers and punish them for destroying the stomachs of the unsuspecting consumer. Amid all this fraud and deceit Dr. Price's Cream Bak ing Powder stands almost alone battling for pure food and continues to furnish a pure cream of tartar powder at almost the same cost to the people as the ammoina and alum pow ders aro sold at, yet it costs much more to manufacture. Dr. Price's 'Cream Baking Powder is of the highest strength. It produces the largest amount of leavening power attainable ia a pure baking powder. It is free from ammo nia or any other adulteration. No powder does such work. Housewives wvr have tested all uso Dr. Prices only. NKW iKAH MOBfclNO. 'Twa early lu the morning, Tli dark and tli night bad fled, And a New Year' sun wa dawning On our darling1 golden head. The storking bung on th chamber wall, With their predou weight of toy, The dulls, and ilialiea, and book, and tfij, Krtrw briiig to girl and boy. When we suddenly heard sweet laugh ter, A childish musical ring, And there sounded apim the morning air. A curluti tlng-a-ht-ling, Ami "Happy New Year" there shouted out, I o the will lent, merriint glee, A "Happy New Year, O Iwppy new world," To you, ami all, and me. And we peeped in the nursery softly, There our pet wrs alioutlng to all, Through the voice ot the mighty tele. photie,'" -,.., . A happy New Year call; The youngest had (fixed the latest gift Of aelcne and art to' man, A nd over tlte magical mystic win, The cu rnu t of guod w i 11 ran . And w thought "And a child (hall lead them," A we echoed the greeting fair, That rang through the wonderful new- voiced toy, Of our century' new and rare; And "Happy New Year, O happy world," We, Uio, shout out to all From North to Houtu, from East to West, Our happy New Year call. The V 17 Hike sends greeting to the little ouea, and may a good God guard them through the coming year. Ailii to Voar Vocabulary. A certain fattier constantly told hk daughter: "(iirU, get new word Into your vomlnilnrlc.1' It was plain hi admoiiition wa luiiled. Beldom were girls met whoae language waa a varied and plcturcsijue aa theirs. They were ncveralalomtoexprvn exactly what they Intended. They used different plirsMce to dcMcrihe different feellnga and seiiantiiina, and the proper one ap arvd where it wa needed. After talking to the average girl, to whom everything 1 "awfully aweet" or "aim i ply ilnailful," and whose term for Joy or grief, assent or denial, can be confi dently predicted, it wa pkaanre as well as a relief to Men tn theae bright young people, whose conversation showed what might be accomplished with a little effort The Kugllsh language, made up a it 1 uf words derived front the principal buiguagi of th world, hold lnitnense poisilbliltie for the student. Those' able to speak or write it easily, who have a ready command of a correct phmaeology, ponmii a power quickly recoguixed and strongly felt; and it Is a (xiwcr which a aufllclent amount ot study enii give to those willing to take the trouble to acquire It Every one may not im able to write freely mid with the most agreeable ef fect to the reader, although, with the rettiiitite amount of pains, more could be dune In this direction than moat people supptwc; hut it Is at least poaai lile for young people aud some older people to "get a few new word into their vocabularies." A book of syno nyms Is an cosily accessible help. It could leach a few adjective beside tin lu everyday uso, which are fre (jtieutly worn threadbare. Indeed, nonio of these stock phrase have be come mcnnlnglce. irarper'$ Jiasnar, Where Puttneaa ts lTofltable. "How ore thing In your business?" "Dull, I'm glut! to report" "(iiml to reorl?" "Y'es; I'm a saw sharpener." A prouounced vein of humor must certainly have run through the curata who said to his flock: "I fear, when I explained to you lu my last charity ser mon that philanthropy wa the love of our specie, you must have understood me" to say specie,' which may account fiir.thesinallness of the collection. I hope you will prove by your present contribution that you no longer labor under the same mistake." Little girl fjook I tig over advertising; page): "Mamma, why do all these boarding house object to children?" Fond mamma: "I'm sure I don't know, (lo see what the baby Is yelling about, and toll Johnny to stop throwing things at ieoplc in the street, aud make George and Kate stop fighting, aud toll Dick If he doMu't stop banging that Chinese gong snlmrd I'll take It away from him." the Kitchen. y jli. I IIIIWUIHIVIM 'I ill X. Mwii- ui tit