The Ashland Advertiser. Monarch of the Amateurs. Vol. Ill AKHLAXD, ORKCOX. WKÜXKMDAY, MKPTKIRKR 4. ls«Ä . —— ■ ................... ■ For a kiss that is neat, For a kiss that is sweet, Fora kiss elixer-laden, For a kiss that is long And a kiss that is strong. You must kiss an Appleton maiden — Appleton Press. TIliM!» OX THE I. IR T RXTI MèUIMH hl» REVOKE DAMAGE WAS 1XIXK. YOUNG HOODLUMS. A niimlcr of young h<*odlumt from Ashland went out to the Congregational Church social Friday evening, ami, by smoking, swearing and other rude cun- du U. succeeded in making themselves decidedly disagreeable. Not content with this, they threw tones through the lanterns, cut the ro|H-s u | m » u which the lanterns were hung ami in various other ways annoyed those who were trying to enjoy t helnselvvs. The names of these particular hood lum* are know n to the A i»v» htiski !, ami any more of this conduct will result in their publication. If • vou don't read the A dvkrtiskr , * voii don't get half the news. Subsvril»e X«. 16 ............... .............. HOW THE GIRLS KISS. MEDFORD’S LATEST BLAZE. Medford was startled last Thursday morning by the intelligence that an at tempt had l»een made to destroy another one of her buildings. ami if any town is excusable f«>r being raised to a pitch of frvniy and desperation, Medford certain ly is. The object of the fiend*« unsuccessful attempt was to destroy the residence of Mrs. J. Bradley, situated a I »out one mile North of Medford. One o'clock Thun*- day morning was the time chosen for the commission of the deed. That the crime was premeditated ami a thorough job intended is shown 1 y the fad that the front porch was made more easily in flam able l»v the aid of coal oil ami turpentine ami the blase was started by a fuse running to inflainable material under the porch. The fuse living light« ed, the fellow could make hiinsrll scarce Indore the house was tirvd. ami, sin-v there was no one around w hile the fuse was burning, there would be no noi«e to waken the inmates, but. contrary to ev ident ex jivetations. the lire was discov ered and extinguished Indore any headway was gained. ■■ I The Red Wing girl bows her stately head. Ami she fixes her stylish lips In a firm, hard way, and then lets go In spasmodic little snips. — Red Wing Republican. The Winona girl puckers her lips s<> sweet, Livs • her head on his nianlv • breast. ('lose” her eyes ami gently sighs, Ami the voting man attends to the rest. — Winona Herald. The Ashland girl, with Grecian grace Ami balmy breath of sweetest scent, While smile*» adorn her pretty face. Takes, and returns the compliment. It is a MONEY notable fact all farming in IN that FARMING terests improve where it is ¡»ossible to utilize the water that the wells on the farms w ill }>r*»du<*e. How tew |»eop)e ihink of the value of water for irrigation, and what could la* produced at a mini mum cost if it were used. The question lias liven heretofore how to get the water to the surface economical!y. ami this has I »ven accomplished by the use of Gaso line or Kerosene <>il Gas Engine, manu factured by Palmer A Rev Type Foundry. 405 San some street. San Francisco, Cal. OBITUARY. Adam laiddigan died at his home near Ashland. Monday morning, Septemlier 2, isq.%. aged 29 years. Mr. laubhgan was wounded by an ac cidental gun shot July 2, just tw>» months liefore his death, and, after prompt medical attendance, his recovery was looked for. ami indications were fav orable uptoalxmt three weeks ago, when be began to decline.