TITE MEDFORD DAILY TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OKEOON, TUESDAY, AUGUST 31, 1909.
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Mr. mill Mrs. II. (,'. Stoddard of
IIiih rily in" ciitcitiiiniiig Mr. Stod
dard's I'm l hi' i- mil mother, Mr, it ml
MrA. I'. M. Stoddard of Villiwru, lu.
'I'llfy ! II It to HHMl SOIIIll two weeks
in lllll VIllll'.V.
Tun, wittvi, beer or eluret, with
club lunch, 80 oi!Ii(m, at tho K rick
Cafo.
A. Hiown in in Ahliliiml on a short
liiiHiiii'HH trip.
(looil lot with hound Imilt to Miiit
voa for small ummiiit of cash mid
niontlily payments, vwiy nm vry in
Will mill for mora llimi you pay. Hmi-
HOII IllVUKtllKillt Co. 13l
), II. llltllHCIIIII Of Scllllll WIIH II
(..,n'.n'il viMiior recently.
Tim, coffco, bcor or elnrct, with
Hub lunch, 30 cents, nl tlio Kinnnck
Cafe.
Mr. ond Mr. Pen (liimott, Mm.
Smith And J. W. Lawton loft Tuesday
or Crater Lake.
Hooiiih nml board. 325 Kivcrnide
tivenuo south. . ,
Tint Hiimii old htnry linl itt "
good on. No better place in twn tor
a milium mi'iil tlinn the Spot i-iilV.
Head tho now ad of tho AkIiIhoJ
rommorciiil CoIIcko and outer Sep.
tembiir Oth.
Frank Wimton of Central I omt
peiil Tiumduy in Medford.
"I nm nfniid to K" bomn in tin
dnrk." 'iv a lot in Woodluwn
Height mid riilo home-idi'Mri.- m,r
Hcrvieo. ltciiHon Investment Co. M!
C. (. Tnylor i in Portland on n
(hurt buMiivhS trip.
Something every Iiuh'uckk mini
wnnts-tho merchants' lunch nt the
Knsh Brill each noon-an -lnbornlo
menu. Price 35 cents.
Kdunrllufcr. Mm. llal'i-r, Dr. Hcd
,lv mid Mr. K-'My. J"1"1 V- Al1""
itild Mrs. Allen, Cadillac. Snyder and
party returned Tuesday noon from
Crater Luke. They left Medford for
(ho Ink.' Sunday.
When in doubt, piny trump. Wo
W when in doubt, buy real estate in
Medford. Lots $25 cnnli, $10 per
month. P.enso.1 Investment Co.
V M. Hiown of KKl l'"1"1 H'e"t
Monday in Medford on business.
A fresh Hhipmeut of ten direct from
tho orient nt tho Southern Oregon
Tea nnd Coffco Co., 30 R. Grape St.
rbono 3303.
Who linn a furnished house to
rentt Throe adults. Answer quick.
W. cam Tribune
Mrs. R Sawyer is making an ex
tended trip cant.
A Riuno everybody can play box-
bnll. .
rw.Wa for sweet cream or butlor-
mi. ..-mr,t1ir filled. Phone tho
mint
oreainer.7.
(I. 11. Johnson is in Mksoii, --ai., "
a hhi.it business trip. j
Fresh crawfish received daily "oni
tho Quelle ut Portland nt the Nash
drill. . .
You'll like hoNlmll. Try it.
The Indies of the M R church will
Rive an ice cream social at tlm home
of 11. T. Lawton this evening. Kve'ry-
mdy is invited to attend.
Do you liko ornwiisiw in
C.rjll serves them. Fresh shipments
dnily from tho famous Qucllo onto at
Portland. .
Tho Nash Grill is open day unit
night tho finest scrvieo between
Portland nnd San Francisco.
Mr. nnd Mr. 0 IT. Smith are visit
in Salem. . .
' Ton, coffee, beer or olarnt, with
club lunch, 30 cents, nt tho F.morio
Cafo. , , .
Ton, coffoe, beer or clnret, wit i
club lunch, 30 cents, at tho F.menck
Cnfu.
li. Ti. Wis of Uoscbnrpt wns n re
cent Medford visitor.
Ynn nnn iret n nienl to order nt
Nash Grill any time between fl o'clock
in tho morning a"'1 midiiinht. Open nt
all hours.
Ella Gnnnynw, pulilio stenographer,
room 4, Pnlm bnildiiiR.
Mrs. J. W. Lyons 1ms left to join
her husband in KuRene.
Only 4 1-2 miles from cily, a 0
nero Vnnch; new bniiRiilow; fruit
trees 2 years old. A Rood buy. Ben
son Investment Co.
Host 25-cent dinner in town sorvod
every day at the Spot Cnfe.
THE GLORY OF
OREGON
HER MATCHLESS CLIMATE
HER NEVER FAILING CROPS
HER SUCCESSFUL ENTERPRISES
That's Why
Loyal Men of Oregon
ting the praises of Oregon and re
joice over the phenomenal success of
Qregonlife
The Policyholders' Company
A Night Hiwk Baby. vcriindu-tlmf to, air excejif Tnubel - A Towl Story.
"Iiou't you fiver put tliu haliy to who for ome mlwlmncanor had leen jD ccrtuln New Gnclaud town tbey
IjidV" uu nloiillicil visitor ul liiHt ex- rofuncd a iilinro of tho feait. Now, , rnanufacturo u wc known kind of
iiiilmcil tiricr i an ikmiit pun or itie lmibel witu four year oiu onu una
lBuliel win four yearn
uvuiiiiiu hint worn uwiiy nnd tlie child been iitlciidlng a Hiinduy school for
Of MlX IIIOIltllH WIIM Hllll Blllll;' lip, gOO- ' OVtTUl WCI.'kl IIIKt, nnd In tho icliool
liiK chiicrfully. 'J'lio younu mother tho learned a n umber of texts, riiio
liiuiihiij. "Oh. ycN." Nhe explained . tood by tho window watching the
with ncrciiu wlndoiii. "Wc put bnhy others make merry until her longing
to bed ut VI p. m., nod he slecpi until ! wa too imicb for childish patience.
12 m. Then ho him 111 bath and govg , 80 she walked over to the table, reach
out In the gocurt mid Bleeps moat of cd out her hand and solemnly repeat
the uftenioou. Haven't you known ' d, "The fxird ia my ahepherd; I shall
many mothers who simply sacrifice all ' not want." Then a little fist closed
their tlmo to the biihlea while tbey are firmly upon the largest, finest cake.
THIS IS THE ONLY LIFE INSUR
ANCE COMPANY "PURELY OREGON."
ITS SUCCESS REDOUNDS TO
THE CREDIT OF OREGON AND
OREGON MEN.
Best For Oreginians
Home office, t'orbelt KuildiiiR, Fifth
and Morrison Streets, Port land.
Ilttlu? 1 made up my mind beforo
baby cuuio that be would have to con
form to our ways, not wo conform to
his. He Iium Just as much sleep as ba
bies who go to bed at 0 and sleep until
0, und he doesn't Interfere wltb our
evenings. We can tnko hlra wltb us
when wo go out or we' can go feeling
that be will bo perfectly happy while
wo lire awny, becutiKO be won't cry for
mother until midnight We'ro regular
light hawks, and so Is baby."
The visitor was speechless.
"Don't you think It's a good sys
tem?" tho mother continued. "We
thuik It Is splendid."
"I think," tho visitor answered In
noncommittal tone, "that It would take
a New York mother to Invent the sys
tem." New Vork Press.
Woman's Home Companion.
h. MILLS .
SAMl'KL. .
AliKNCU S.
I'l'eydelli
. . . .(leiicral Milliliter
SAMl'KL. .Asst. Mirr
A. B. CORNELL,
Dist. Mgr., Medford.
Who wishes to cxchmiRO Medford
riAidcnco or valley acreage for 8
room modern house in live Southern
California townT $.'1,500. completely
furnished. Give or tnko difference.
Address W. P. K., care Tribune. 139
No Wonder 8h Swoonsd.
Mrs. Lysnnder John Applcton's
mother Instinct divined last evening
that her son, Chnunccy Dcvcro Apple
ton, was in trouble, so she took blm
to her room and said. "My son, tell
your mother what troubles you."
It turned out that tbo young man
was baring a hard time. Tbe girl bo
has been "going with" had refused
him. Mrs. Applelon wos Indignant
She thinks it would ho an honor for
any girl In the west to marry an Ap
plcton. "Why did she refuse you?".
she asked her son. wltb One scorn.
"Well," the boy replied between his
sobs, "she objects to our family. She
says pa's n loafer, that you'ro too fat
and that everybody laughs at Duyse
Muyme because she's a fool and talks
about nothing but the greatness of her
family." Chauncey throw water In his
mother's fuce.. but at 3 o'clock this
afternoon she wns still In a swoon,
with four doctors working on ber.
Atchison Globe.
Funsral 8tories.
Tbo great French artist Ingres when
in Home bud a violent cold, and Mot
tez asked him how be managed to
catch it. Ingres replied that it was
through attending tbe funeral of M. X.
"What-X., the urt critic?" said Mot-
tez. "I thought you bated blm."
That Is wby 1 went to see blm
burled." snld Ingres.
Several years ago, at the funeral of
well known Ore insurance omclal In
Liverpool, niucb detested by bis staff,
It was remarked that an unexpectedly
Jarge number of them attended.
On one of tbem being asked lor an
explanation be said: "We wouldn't
bare missed It on any account We
want to be sure that be is burled."
Tbe great trtist, like the obscure
clerk, bits bis littlenesses.
Applied Christianity.
Mother hod buked several varieties
of cakes, among them being some
small, decorated ones for tbe children.
All had received their share and were
busy disposing of tbem upon the back
All For the Man.
A parson was sent for by a dying
parishioner, who bad always sternly
refused to have anything to do with
blm before. Lie hurried to ber bed
side, found ber In a most contrite
mood and made tbe best of his oppor
tunities In a long extempore prsyer,
ending with a sonorous "Amen!"
Tho last word made ber sit up with
sudden energy. "Aye," she exclaim
ed, ''that's it! It's a' for men and
nowt for us ioor women In this
world!" , .
Wind' Wheelbarrows.
One or the strangest sights In Chi
na Is' the wind wheelbarrow. It Is
drawn by a donkey, and when the
wind Is fair a sail is set. Tbe wheel
turns In the middle of a wooden frame,
sustained by Iron bars. Upon the
frame are hung all kinds of utensils.
Tho doukey Is generally mounted by
tbe paterfamilias, the son nnd heir Is
ut the stern assisting all be can. while
the mother nnd younger ones ride on
tbe vehicle.
READ THE TRIBUNE FOR NEWS.
towel, most ctllclent for drying pur
poses, IJow that towel first happened
to bo rnado la the form which bus
proved so profitable to Its makers is
tbe subject of an amusing legend. It
savors strongly of belonging to me
too good to be true" genus of anec
dotes and is as follows:
Once tbe machinery la tbe towel fac
tor?, busily engaged in turning out a
very conventional brand of towel, sud
denly went wrong and began practi
cally to go backward. There was
much excitement. Eventually tbe ma
chinery was chastised and set to rights
again.
But it was discovered that tbe tow
els turned out daring that interval of.
mechanical anarchy were of a texture
quite unrivaled for use as bath tow
els. At once tbe machinery was set
going backward again and bas been
traveling In that direction ever since,
to the great delight of tbe atockholders
In tbe towel company. New York
Times.
When Linen Is Trsnsluesnt
The whiteness and opacity of dry
linen, ns of writing paper, are due
mainly to the fact of repeated reflec
tions at tbe surface, so that tbe light is
wasted in these reverberations before
It can reach to any depth. The body of
linen is a network of transparent fibers
not in optical contact wblcb Intercept
the light by repeatedly retlexing It
Now, if tbe Interstices of these fibers
are filled by a body of the same refrac
tive index as tbe fibers themselves tbe
reflexion of- tbe surface Is destroyed
and tbe linen Is rendered more trans
parent Water does this; bence linen
wben wet Is darker, bnt more trans
lucent, Just as is tbe oiled paper used
for tracings by architects and engi
neers. The same holds good with ordi
nary glass and ground glass, the re
peated reflections of the latter making
it far less transparent. To, a similar
cause are due the whiteness and opac
ity of snow, of salt and of pulverized
glass.
An Entertaining Catbird.
Nothing escapes the eye of our pet
catbird, for be is curiosity person!
fled. He wants to know the wby ood
wherefore of everything that Is a lit
tle strange nnd does not rest until be
bas found out. Wben let out In
room be will carefully examine every
nook nnd corner. He Is an Inveterate
Joker and delights to play jokes on Ris
fellow prisoners, while bis sense of
humor is almost human nt times. The
pincushion Is a constant wonder and!
delight to blm. Lie flics to It as soon
ns let out of his cage and either pulls
the pins all out or drives them into
tho cushion ns far as possible. If be
pulls tbem out. be bops to tbo edge
of the table and drops tbem on the
floor, flirting bis tall and uttering
note of great satisfaction when tbey
strike the floor. Suburban Life.
How He Felt.
He was an Englishman of the ultra
sort and recently arrived, but bo was
striving strenuously to catcb np with
American idioms nnd New York slang.
He bad mnde some progress. Be
loomed np In tbe breakfast room of
bis hotel tbe other morning after a too
convivial evening and encountered one
of bis companions.
"How do yon feel, old chap?' asked
tbe latter.
"Feel?" repeated tbe Englishman.
Feel? Ob, yes, 1 see wbat yon mean.
old fellow. Well, really, don't yon.
know, I feel like one and six."
Like what?"
Like one and six, as yon cbaps say
here. No! Hold on, there! I mean
30 cents, you know; feel like 30 cents.
Yes." New York Globe.
the
WANTKR
. A Kiind, stroiiR boy of 1" or Ifi
vonra of np-o to lenrn nn excellent
trnilo. Must nprco to rcinnin a
year. Small wnes to fltnrt. quidc
ndvnnconiont. Inquire nt Tho Tri
bune office this week.
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Convenient.
"Providence," said the deacon, "sho'
do look after de cnllud race."
"How come?' demanded Brother
DJckey.
"Well, bit's dlsaway: De nigger baby,
ez dey say. walk too soon.
"Sho do.1" assented Brotber Dickey.
"Dat makes blm bowlegged."
"Now yon talkln'f'
"An' bowlegs' is de mos' convenient
est legs in de worl' fer climbln' a tree
w'en a possum's on de top limb!" Ex
change. A Brief Introduction.
Mark Twain said tbe only introduc
tion to a literary audience that seemed
to bim tho right word In tbe right '
place, a real inspiration, was as fol
lows: "Ladles and gentlemen, I shall not
waste any unnecessary time in tbe in
troduction. I don't know anything
about this man at least I only know
two things about blm. One is tbat be
bas never been in prison, and tbe other
is I can't see wby be hasn't"
Too Eminent
"Wby don't yon ask your office boy
to wash those windows?"
"I ain't got the nerve to do it old
man. He was tbe valedictorian of bis
class." Washington Herald.
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