What'H you have? Ilcir (Yeclc Water Tin- kind you owe used Well Wat.T 'I'lif kind you still uhc Wain Walcr You cafcli it in a tub YV.iUt irom Fish Lake opeiilitc ii or Colestine Mineral Water Tho only wuter lo be. had in Medford iliat is absolutely pure is the kind vou ought to drink. :Sold Only by: Tobacconists RITTER & DUNLAP Confectioners ASK ABOUT IT PALM Kit INVESTMENT CO., Owners of MODOC ORCHARD (1300 acres lying on both sides of Rogue River.) Offer for sale small tracts of irrigated land, with per petual water rights, at reasonable prices and upon easy terms. These lands consist of rich river bottom loam and are suitable in the highest degree for the culture of Winter pears, Winter apples and all fruits for which Rogue River Valley is famous. Also for the production of Alfalfa, Oar den. Stuff, Root Crops and Grasses. Inquiries relating to the resources of Rogue River Valley or of Western Oregon will be answered cheerfully and comprehensively. J.' A LM ER IN VESTM ENT CO. Med ford, Oregon. ("HATHi l-AKIv "The Orenlost Natural Womtar of (ho Worl.l." Medford, Oregon. TERRORS OF THE JUNGLE. The Moaquitoee of Africa Are Wort Than tha Lions. "Tim Afrlan inosipilloc Intoxicate you. They Inject so iimi'li poison Into you Hint y" r dnzod, your eyes roll mill you stagger awl sneak thickly. In a wonl, you're ilnitik," said ii mis sionary. "In Hit? Ny.-isxn couiilry I'd always Hurt gelling ready for bed mid the mosquitoes mi limir before sunset. I'd hi'I up my iwewiulto ni'l with till! ut most (lire. I'll i-inuip down Its edges Willi vhIIk.-i iiml boxes. I'd light In side It three green wood lire, filling It Willi n bitter smoke Hint all Insects ur; supposed to loathe. "finally IVI cot In myself. I'd smoke big pipes of tin- Mar k native to bacco, ami l il long miserably In that liol, smoky utiiioaphcio for the dawn. "pospltc all my precautions iUltc 200 or .W) mosquitoes would get In Hide my H'-t as soon as darkness fell. They were like a whirlwind In there. It couldn't have Ix-en worKe. Their noise ami their nipping ninde me feverish-iniide me really delirious at times. "At lam, In exhaustion, I'd net ft few hour of troubled Hleep, awakening for breakfast drunk from the poUon Injected hy hundred of tiny needles Into my veins. "No; It Isn't the elephants or the giraffe that trouble the African hunt er, but the skeetera." New Orleans Times-Democrat. MISSED ONE POINT. Tha Trinket Worm. Among the novelties In nature Is I small worm, called the trinket worm, characterized by this peculiarity, which give rise to Its name: On the leaves of a wild vine, called the trlukot vine. Is found a small worm, which looks at first like a small piece of white thread and Is almost motionless. If the leaf be taken off and placed under a glass case In the room this little thread will In the short space of twenty-four hours grow into a good sized caterpillar, beautifully colored and studded with KOldcn spots. When matured It will clirnh up the class, fasten one of Its extremities to the glass roof, and, leaving the other hanging in the air, will curl itself Into a variety of forms, presenting exquisite, patterns for gold trinkets, such as earrings, brooches and clasps, changing from time to time In great variety, whence its name Is derived. What Fried Liver la Good For. A guest at an Atchison home came for three days and was still there at the end of five weeks. "I like all kinds of meat," she remarked one day as she passed her plate for the third helping, "but fried liver." That night there was fried liver for supper, fried liver the next day for breakfast, din ner and supper, mid tin- next day when the (.nest v a a . fried liver, she pm-ln-il ' went home. Au-hi The Lady Told Him What More He Could Have Said. "I am going to tell you the truth about yourself," he said. "Go on." raid the young and ambi tious actress, "I have In my time hud rare oppor tunities to observe beautiful, graceful and talented women, and I violate no confidence In saying that you are the queen of tliem all. Vou unite in your lovely person that peculiar magnetism which lays audiences nt your feet. Your genius, shining through ail the deficiencies of stagecraft, enables you to triumph over every obstacle. So su preme are ynu that yon have the right to rise above all conventionalities, to marry, to love, to discard whom you please, and no one will dare to criti cise. Ymir work will live. You are tho very pcnsmil Ilea t ion of the highest art. United with this your perfection of beauty gives you the Just title to a rusting fame." "Is nil that true?" she asked softly. "Absolutely. Would you have me any more? What more could I say?" She sighed. "You might." she answered, "have mentioned my clothes and my figure." Puck. Disinterested. Lord Mouhoddo, uu eminent member of the Scotch Judiciary and one of the clear cat figures in IJoswell's Immortal "Life of Johnson." lvn.i a great beau In his youth and In his Inter years a brilliant and learned If whimsical man. lie was a fricr.d of the Garrlcks and one day was' their guest nt their villa at Hampton Court when Ilnnnnh More j was also visiting there. They were walking togetner in tne gnraeu wnen his lordship astonished the fair and sprightly Hannah by a declaration of love mid an offer of his heart and hand. Meeting with a positive refusal, he soon, returned to the house and made a clenn breast of It to Mrs. Gar- I rick. "I nin very sorry for this refusal." he said In conclusion. "I should have liked so much to tench that nice girl Greek." Camper's Unique Bag. Common twenty-live cent grain sacki make good ditllle bags for campers. They should not be tied at tho mouth when ready for shipment, but sewed shut This method Is n damper to cu-' rlosity nnd pilfering. These sacks servo many uses In camps. They take the place of nnd me better than bas kets for currying provisions, etc. Stuff ed with browse, they make a good pillow, long enough for two. They make good sleeping bugs also, for, alt er wrapping up In n blanket, pull bag over your feel nnd you can roll from side t" side without losing cov ers. One of these bugs can be made Into an easy chair very nicely us fol lows: Sharpen two poles ul one end and tic them together loosely nt (he other enil. I'liinl tile sharp ends In the ground, three feet apart, and loan the roped ends n gainst n tree. I.nsh ench corner of Hie bag to the poles with cords at n comfortable elevntlon. Tic pebbles In each corner to keep the cords from slipping. If you don't make a chnll' sit on n folded ling; don't sit on (lie ground.- liecrentloii. The First English Bible. The first complete Millie printed In English was Issued In Jo.'to without any publisher's name on It. It was the work of Miles Coverilnle, who Incorporated, with revisions, Tyndnle's books ol! Hie New Teslniiiotit of the renliilciich and of .lonnh and for Un rest translated from (Jeniinn and I.ntln versions. It was thus only partly original nnd In Hint part Just a trnnslMtle's '. ' .1 ii-.ii-.j!- laruiers niigon the animal began io bray. She wheeled Instantly nnd. run ning to her mother as fust us she could go, snld In round eyed astonish ment. "Oh, mamma, snmlln' said shiii fln'." Delineator. A Mean Revenge. "You se"f to be considerably elnlcfl over soni'-it.lug." "Yes. 1 nave a friend who Is nliiiosi stone deaf. I took him out home wltli me Inst night, and my wife hud to sit (hero nil the evening and merely nod and Bmllo while lie talked." Chicago Record-Herald. She Knew Him. George (dramatically! You have de elded that I in'ust give her up? fare well, then, mother! There Is nothing left for me hut to go out and destroy myself! Mother Cinndhy: Not a mln tile Inter than tl for dinner. George! A Foiblr. "r'nther." said little Hollo, "what I 11 foible?" "A foible, my son. Is something somebody else Is Interested In ami you're not." Washington Star. His Means of Support. Magistrate- Have yon any visible means of support? I'l-Untier Yus. yet wushiip. i To Ills wile, n laundress) lleniniar. stand up so's the court (fan see yer. Throne nnd Country. Don't try to drown your troubles In !!ie (lowing howl Troubles nro ex i rt Kulinuu-rx New York I.ll'j. Prevaricating Figures. Those to whom the mathematical mind lias not been given will appre ciate the fun an Irishwoman. Mrs. I. a Touche of Ilarrlstown. has with num bers In "The Letters of a Noble woman." "I do hate sums." Mrs. La Touche confesses to n friend. "There Is no greater mistake than to call arithmetic nn exact science. There me permuta tions and aberrations discernible to minds entirely noble, like mine; subtle variations which ordinary accountants fall to discern; hidden laws of num bers which It requires n mind like mine to iiercolve. "For instance, if you add a sum from the bottom up, and tl'-N ngiiln from tho top down, the resurt is al ways dilTerenr." Just say yon saw it in The Tribune nnd see your merchant smile. Wo nro Orowom Hut illrwt frmu in NO AG It NTS Our Trooti nro irrmvii ulrlcMy WITHOUT IRRIGATION Wrlto fop froo rotting. lAftrn lork of vnrlttltwnultiillo forixnimitrolnl orclmnl. et.nir. r...:i n..i Bnj n.n.m..i.i t... n,an. m ViiTil, Small Fruit Plants ind Shrubbery U Tiik DAi.r.icn NimsRitnr.s r HlnOffloo,12L40rrindATo.l,ortlr.n.l,Oro. Our Languagea. What a lot of languages we talk. even If wo talk only English! I was assailed by a man across the lunch con table with a language about a cup tic final and confessed that it was quite unintelligible. Then another ninn talked about golf, which Is an other language. And then the wo man' language elbows these columns. "Tho Countess wore a sea green cloth skirt with a bolero of the same color and a white marabou stole, and black taffeta bow garnished her huge hat of burnt 1 11 gel straw." It Is a fine example of women's slang. But to the man It means nothing but expense. London Outlook. Homemade Ink. A good Ink Is made In this way: Bruise half a pound of nutgnlls and stand In one quart of water, shaking It now nnd then, for about four hours Then add three ounces and a half of gum nrablc nnd when It Is quite dls solved three ounces of copperas. To prevent the Ink from becoming moldy when kept ndd three or four drops of creosote. This gives n pleasant-like smell to the Ink and does not corrode the pens ns chloride of mercury would do. Preparing For a Siege. Wife The hist time 1 asked you to give me some money ynu snld you couldn't because the rnslder was sick Now you sav It's the treasurer. Hus band -I know It. He caught It from the cashier, nnd now I'm afraid the secretary will "et It. Life. A'anted to Knew Hie Name. ' i.ii- :ln- a"t:..--.nliilc registration ;-. u:u nt ; ill - -iate f! Ohio':" The 1 ! He- pie v.:-- i.i:,i-!lke and .1 ' t'v:ii-ii ibe ollice nut 11. 1 . j inve records of the mini- f .: t I'.i.ic'iitie in t h:t,V" 1 : ;. '';-:i t"gNlercti. i-" 1 11 r - : 1 i- 1.1 an n-i'-ri ntat S.-.. -n a -iv:t tlcal ol It-oil ': !..:- e;-. a !--v; i::---:-'-i - 1 '-i . 1, 1 ;' v. ;iit i.l ,u- ii::n-'l(-ii I i -! -.11. l alll! It-:(p . - - I !- . : .-v.- , a"tua: i .1 : in- :.i.c 'ir-c .1 ! -.: ' i ;.'.: a t:i"l-;enl - ' i i 1 " i. '-, i t c :!i l!-- : i;;:t :: is .-. I I .- -.; ! i ! :! !'(!," lie .'i i i ; ,1 io .ie. "Is I 'i.-iv i : i : ?, a--, -'"'i- i .,..:! .- -V V. ! e "''"'! - i fr.-::i t Mi- - . . .- Ml. . -. -. . r:-a f. r - ":-.! . ;- - .. .. : i -i- ;:i-.; i ta :- os I' . -.- - . !;;ts ii' her 1!vh, ,,, i' ii Ami liie rvcelvci t.i .- .-.i:c .i--i,-. -iat - Attention. Pioneers. ROBERT ADAM. EnglhJ Ha Created a New Era In Englhr Architecture. Robert Adam (172H-02) was to Eng lish un.'bitecture what llenveniito Cel lini was to that of Italy. He was ar chitect to the king, beloved at court; a member of parliament, mid It was said of him that he "could not help adorning all that he touched." Thos of the Knglish people who dwell la Adam houses prize them as rare Jew els. Adam Introduced Into English ar chitecture a lightness, dolicney of touch and charm of proportion which It had never before jnissessed mid which gave his name to that splendid period of architecture tho style of which lasted over a century. Every thing In a house, from the panel In a celling to the vases and gilt wood tri pods and branches for lights, from hanging at the window to a wom an's hairpin holder, Adam designed himself. Adam got his rich, beautiful and distinctive style from the ruins of the Emperor Diocletian, at Hpalato. As a finish to Interiors be conceived tha Idea of using figures In relief upon walls, colored and adorned according to Raphael's Btanze painted fiat upon the walls of the Vatican. His idea was as bold as its result was beauti ful. He also adopted Pompellan styles of decoration. "Adam was artist as well as archi tect, nnd his walls, ceilings and inte rior adornments are marvels of har monious colors," says an architect, "ne employed no less personages than Angelica Kaufman and Zucchi to paint many of the panels and medallions let into his ceilings, and It was his habit to have carpets woven to match tha pattern overhead and harmonize with the color there employed. The key note of Adam's style Is 'movetrent,' combined with perfect nrtlstlc fitness, and It is peculiar for its grace and statellness." New York Tribune. QUITE FOGGY. The 33d annual reunion of tho Pioneer society of Southern Oregon will be held at Ashland, Or., on Thursday, tha 26th day of August, 1909. Wc hope to have the pleasure of greeting yon on that occasion, to gether with your family and friends. It is desirable that the annual re unions of the society be perpetuated. Professor B. F. Slulkey has agreed to deliver the address to the pioneers and their friends at that time. Come and bring your badges with you. Re pectfullv vours, SILAS J. DAY, Secretary. It Must Have Been Pretty Thick Back In the Old Day. "Ynas, It's foggy quite foggy," said. Hezekiah Torpyhue, filling his pipe and puffing vigorously on the stem. "But It ain't nothin' to the fog we had back In seventy-nine. By gorry, boys, but I that was a fog, an' no mistake! Why, it was so thick that when I went oat to the barn one night to feed the ani mals I had to git three o' the farm hands to come along behind me an' push me through it." "Yaas." said Hiram Wigley, the egg king, "that was surae fog. I remember that there sevetity-nine affair very well, but It warn't a marker alongside o' the two we had In seventy-eight, when me an' Joe SP.lsbcc had to take a plow to cnt oi:r way through to the benhouse, an', by singer, when we got there we fc-jnd the hens a-settin' on It lnstld of on their nest-;, an' some of 'em laid eggs right on o it like as though It was tnflde o' hay, b'gosh!" "Yaas," put In old Grnnther Smoggs, the village patriarch, "thetu there two fogs was dandles, an' everything you fellers says abont 'cm Is gospel trewth, but fer real fog ye'd oughter been around here back !n my young days. I tell ye they was solid, them days. Why, we boys used to set on the fence down In front o' the little chapel an' make fog balls outen 'cm an' peg 'em at people ns they went by. Seems to me I ain't seen no fogs sence that time that we could make snowballs ont of. Have yon, BUI?" Chicago News. Mt. Angel College MT. ANGEL. OR. in charge of the Benedictine Fathers. For young men and boys. Term opens September 7th. Preparatory, commercial, scientific and elnssictil courses. Write for catalogue. The Laborer and His Hire. At a conference In New York of foreign missions boards reference was mnde to the Increased cost of iivin-; of missionaries home i n leave, which made It barker for them t.i get e!i than If they stayed In their forei.-.:n Held of labor. "Why," said the speaker, "a tu'-si :i ary must travel Cecon!.", e .C -min is r-.e of a j-'.it.- C T.7. K:r,-.fg. :i nnd ii fe-! )W i '.vvy.-YAKx. ? '.- ' just start::':.- en a ri'-.-.;-.- an! Mr. Sparg-"":" '; "! r'r- v I hi..i second ( la-s t!: '. "'See,' :;:-'-' !i . -v''-r -r ' a.-- I tal:e i f ft-- : " -. .' '::.' : : : : y -,- I out n It-: ' -. :'':; -" : . I t-i'.;c of !'i " .: s-,v ;M.' " Youth's O, :.:!.:!; i-f. T'.-i rs-.': C-t -i-.-i. Fashion Is I r' ' : r: ?' ns In women's i'"e-s. 'i " : i: r radinte Is perhaps the :: t te!:l e' a-.tple of this. It v.as so even u i-e-iiffv a ;, when Oxford led the way Pi adepti:) the new ii::iit;e:n P.-'iii'-e;M thai were to supersede ti'. ht breeches nnd top boots. Just about tit.it period a don of Trinity met an undergraduate arrayed in nil the splendor of the new fashion. "Young man." said the don severely, "you will come to no good. You wear nankeen trousers nnd keep a dog." The young man afterward became Dr. Sumner and bishop of Winchester. London Chronicle. Interested. He was telling his wife about a small game of poker In which lie had lost -ICi cents. ' "It was the word cume 1 cvr play ed." lie exclaimed, still aiiry over it. "and I got so mad I couldn't vee." "What did v-.ii do then, dear." 'li nskc-d sweet' - "go it li!l!id':"-'':I.-agi He opl-Herald.