THE MEDFORD PAtt.V TO.fflNE. MEDFORfr OREGON. SATURDAY, JULY 24, 1909. Get Next Ti tlie '.'imiity and prices vf our Shoes for fill the family. Also Hosiery, Meifs Furnishings, Suits, etc. Lion Yiranrf Pants, all si'es, $1.75 to $3,50. Pest Pants made for the money. THE WARDROBE It Cnn Be Doha, 80 Bcoioj of Medford Citizen Say To cure iui aching hack. Tim piin of rliiniirmtlnii, Tim tired-out feeling, You niunt reach tli'i bjiit git at tin F.IIIISC. ' In moat cum 'ti tt.o kidneys. Ilium's Kidney 1'illn nro fur the kid neys. O. L. Boone, corner Ninth and C atreita, Medford, Or., aaysi "I wan troubled with Tluninntlmn when I flrnt began using Diiau's Ktilney Pills. 1 did at think they wjH d: me nny cxkI, tint finuiiy p-nrufd a bm at I'r.rkins' drug store. Tiny proved to bl ithe remedy I required My kidnoys were restored to tbnir normal condition, nnd the ini nn and achea in my back were removed. Dona's Kidney Pills lived tip to their representations in my cm;." Par sale by all denlora. Price 50 ccnt. FoHter-Milbnrn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., sole agent for the United St e tea. R -member tho nnino Doan a and take no other. 46 One Wi Enough, The Brltlili academy once bad print Uncle Paid. Many years ago Sbuter j a few copied of on Important work ' r wa, engaged fo;. ...'' .... nmmenintion to some foreigners T V.".. .:- . .. rw WgDta ayho, from their prominence in ine sei- , Euff1alld. " ntlllc world, were best entitled to be , v ft b&jKied U1 the ,,,orod win, 10 gift. Professor Airy ; H Za ,n w !5K 51 We era Oiuk W"V rtlmt from nc NO A OK NTS ' Our Trw K Brown ItlcMT WITHOUT IRRIOATION , M ' Writ tor rm mtU. J-riti ilork fr -V ,arlttlMMIl14 lurtxitnBMM.IklurclikrtUi M Che Frail. Hal " Omiiwinal Trm, Grin Vim, (Mull fruit hull nl Ikrubbvi J TlIK DAMM NtUiSKKIKH I'sfl atelaOeM.l2JtUruaAtw.IMrllwl.Oni. hoi tho nstrmimncr royal, was requested to make a selection of the names, A few days lifter lie had sent In bin list be wan Informed l.y the secretary of the admiralty that "my lords" were truck by i lie number of unknown name -Included mill that they wished to make ii ri Inquiry on the subject. Airy asked tho secretary for some specifications as to the name referred to. "Well, an an example," said the retary. "here In the name of Professor C. V. Gauss of Oottiiigeu. Who Is be?" "tinuKR in uiio of llm groaU'Ht mntbe mnll'aiis of the nge and sIihkIh among tbc two or three moHt emluetit uinxtcrM In phyaleol aotronoiiiy now living. Who clue do you wlnh to know about?' "No one clue the secretary. Prepaid Raiiroao Orders. "Something which is of consider known is the system of prepaid or ible intercKt to the public generally and which is perhaps not generally ders now in effect bntwoen stations of the Honthern Pacific company and all points in the United States. By means of this system tickets may be purchased nt Modford from any place in the United States and mail ed or telegraphed direct to the party wishing; to come here. Sleeper ac commodations nnd small amounts of ensh in connection with those tiekots may also be forwarded at the same time." Whafll You Have? Iar Cm-k Water The kind you onee used Well Water The kind you still use Rain Water You atoh it m a tub' Water from Fish Lake open ditch or Colestine Mineral Water The only water to be had in Medford tJiat is absolutely purc vou onglit to drink. -is the kind -Sold Only by: Tobaccnists 'RITTER & DUNLAP Confectioners ASK ABOUT IT r PALMER INVESTMENT CO., Owners of MODOC ORCHARD v (1300 acres lying on both sides of Rogue River.) Offer for sale small tracts of irrigated land, with per petual water rights, at reasonable prices and upon easy terms. These lands consist of rich river bottom loam and are suitable in the highest degree for the culture of Winter peai'3, Winter apples and all fruits for which Roguo River Valley is famous. Also for the production of Al falfa, Gar den Stuff, Root Crops and Grasses. Inquiries relating to the resources of Rogue River Valley or of Western Oregon will be answered cheerfully and comprehensively, PALMER INVESTMENT CO. s . Medford, Oregon. CUATHU r,AKR "The Gronlost Nntimil Wombr of tho World." Modford, Oregon. principal' city ft. , Dorth of Caching ilaya, stage In hleb there were only an old gentleman and him self) wnsntoppeii y a single highwayman. The old gciitli'inan pretended to be ! ali'ep, but Hliutcr resolved to be even with him. Accordingly, when the high- ' wayman prenentcil bis pistol nnd com- ' mniided Klmli-r to ilelher bis iiioney ! Inatantly or he wns a dead man, I "Money!" retnnied he. with an Idi otic shrug and a countenance inex pressibly vacant "Oh, lor Blr! They never trust me with any. for uncle here always pays for me, turnpikes and all, your honor." Upon which the highwayman gave him a few curses for hla stupidity, complimented Hie old gentleman with a smart slim on Hie race to awaken That will do," replied I him and robbed him of every" shilling he bad In his pocket while Shuter. j who did not lone a single farthing, Whit Mr. Owes to Birda. wub great satisfaction and merriment "It should le realized." said a nat- pursued bis Journey, laughing beart- ornllst, "that without birds to bold in Hy at his fellow traveler. check the lnmcts vegetable life soon would ccayc and life for man would become Inipoaalblc upon the eurtb. Birds are nature's check to the amaz ing noser of Insects to increase. If Cooking on the Trail. Our guide allowed me to assist him In preparing the breakfast, tbongb 1 fanrv mv flHKlstance mlirht have been Inscc! life were allowed free course It ' dispensed with. He sagely re- would soon overpower plant life, and i marklHl lnnt ,f wag going to rough therefore animal life. Including that of lt r mlglt ag wcl) g,,, earn)Dg D0W man. would be impossible. This Is an any tmc Jt waa agtonishlDg bow astounding conclusion, but it Is the appCtlisng a mcal ne prepared wltb conclusion of science. If the birds ,be Tcry fewest conTeDlence8. For ,n. were gone very soon the leaves would ; gtaDce bo mado brcad ,n the ot dlsapp.r from the trees aud the limbs : flol)r witnout nglng a brca(, pan He would be restooneil wltb the webs of boowe(, out a cavU, ln tbe Qoor caterpillars or with masses of their eA , watcr adde(, mt and bak. nra.. mew u.,m x.uu. :,n powdcr ,n ,)roper onantlties, then tree, mcr-nslng by the million as they , ocecded to mx the t He dId advan.re.1. In the course of a few : ... . hlo WI fIl!)t seasons there would be no trees. In the fields other species of Insects would destroy the gruss and the grain und all vegetable life, and the ground would be as it a sea of devouring another thing ln bis cooking that amused me very much. To prevent tbe coffee boiling over be placed a small willow stick across tbe open top months bad passed over It." ! followed. Tbe coffee bubbled and then rushed up to tbe top of tbe pot ; as though It was going to boll over the , sides and extinguish tbe fire, bnt as soon as It touched tbe willow It sub- Laziness. "I-azlness Is responsible for too j nx.nK .1 . I . II .. I - .1 T . BAA II llAllf II U " I said a clergyman. ""It Is all very we'll ; sIdedJlte 8ome seDtlent thlng.-Forest MamnsssmKB: i to blame alcohol for this misery,' to blame oppression nnd Injustice, but to what heights night we not all have climbed bnt for our laziness? We arc too much like the supernumerary hi tho drama." lie went on, "who had to enter from tlie right and say. 'My lord, the carriage wnits." " 'I,ooli here, super. said tbc stage manager one night. 'I want you to como on from the left Instead of tbe right after this, and 1 want you to ' transpose your speech. Make it run j hereafter. "The carriage waits, my I lord.'" "The super pressed bis hand to his brow..' " 'More study, more study? he ! groaBed." The Dragon Tree. The dragon tree of Tcnorifo Is per haps tbe strangest vegetable In the world. It is thought to be a kind of giant asparagus, whose dead branches Fcrve as a support for the crowns. New roots as they come into being encircle and conceal the original stem, which Is far nwny Inside, nnd the ! roots which become detached from the ' stem may be scon hanging withered In tho upper tree. The trunk Is generally i bolliiw, and In tho case of nn old tree i which was destroyed ln 1S6T there ' was a spacious chamber which bad served the natives as a temple for gen ! erations. The tree was forty-eight : feet around nnd ninety-five feet high ! and Is supposed to have been 'origl- nally watered with dragon's blood, : which is tlie name now given to the sap. This is a regular article of coni- nieri'. and Stream. Captain John Smith and Rats. The Intrepid navigator Captain John Smitb in tho course of bis Journeying ln tbe Bermudas bad some experience of the rat as a destructive force. "But tbe great God of heaven," be writes. "caused such an Increase of silly rata In the space of two years so to abound before tbey regarded them that they filled not only those places where tbey were first landed, but, swimming from place to place, spread themselves into all parts of the country, insomuch that there was no land bnt it wVs pestered with them, and some fishes have been taken wltb ruts in their bellies wblcb they caught In swimming from lie to lie. Their nests they had in almost ev ery tree and In most places tbelr bur rows In the ground like conies. Tbey spared not the fruits of the plants or trees or the very plants themselves. bnt ate tbcm up." All efforts to exter minate these vermin proved unsuccess ful, nnd the unfortunate colonists "were destitute of bread for a yeere or two." Why Ha Quit. "So yon abandoned the simple style of spelling?" "Yes," resimmlcd the former advo csto or the fad. "I found It so ditlicult to make eople understand that I knew lietter." rhiladclphla Cdger. The Traveler's Joy, The cream of tartar tree, which Is also called the "sour gourd," grows In northern Australia and has a trunk which measures from seventy to eighty-five feet In circumference, but which is only twenty or thirty feet high. The wood Is soft and Juicy and when steeped In water provides the thirsty traveler with a refreshing and cooling drink. The fruit is about six Inches long, shaped like a lemon and contains a gently acid pulp, which tastes like cream of tartar. Wherever it Is to be found a small encampment of weary wayfarers unfurl their tents. When sighted in tbe bnsb the famous tree Is always greeted with a song written by the early bushrangers called "Sing Iley Por the Traveler's Joy." 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