THE MEDFORD DAILY TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREO ON'. MONDAY. FKI.RPARY 1, 100!).
Humor mz Philosophy
n
. DUNCAN M. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
V b e d people
Uou't take the
trouble to flatter
you, you at leant
have the couso
laciou that they
bave do luiutetll
ate uor proapec
tive use for you.
A good guess
Is tUlte as effi
cient and as suf
ficient as accu
rate knowledge
us Ion if as It
keeps lis Identi
ty bidden.
It makes a wouiau Just as wail to
he ier new bat act up and get un
becoming as It does ber busliaud to
have H cost real mouey.
Avoid entrance to a quarrel. Many
there be who are crowdlUK to It, and It
1 much mora entertalnlui; to sit on the
fence and see discomfited contestants
and , participators, come dying hack
through the door.
You never can tell by the dimension
ol a woman's sleeve bow bin a thliif
he may bave up it.
lilesseil are the
pure- In benrr.
for they can Ken-,,
efnlly see the till
bill of their ene
mies. It Is almost Im
possible to en
dure the disap
proval of a com
muulty unless a
very high fee Is
attached.
.SIT
The woman who m.-i tries u mini to
reform, him may. he depended upon to
We to It that he yeis his anyway.
It really seems llml the wniM. has
to be amused, whether It Is fed imil
clothed or not.
Don't l.l.-llue your relations In-law if
they don'; IlUe you. They are not re
sponsible, lor you.
Sccrchod Milk.
When milk has Imniid pour 11 at
ouce Into u plti-lior and stand it In a
haslu of cold water mull It Is cool,
when It will he found to be quite free
from the hurned smell mill ntste: also
wheii nn.etliluir has burned In the dou
ble boiler instead of rflilcnl-dilni; the
steamer : rt with hot water, use cold
for the sa::ie effect.
Oatmeal Lotion For the Skin.
All excellent oatmeal loiion for the
skru Is made as follows: Itoil two ta-
blespoonfuls of line oatmeal and their
strain. Wbeu cold add one dessetl
spoonful of wine and the Juli e of one
lemon. Fluff over tint fin e before
Ini: lo lied, not wiping ii nil away.
This lotion Is especially guud for sal
low complexions.
Urease Spots on Wall Paper,
To .remove grease-spnis from wall
paper sprinkle baking soda over blot
ting paper, place over (he spot and
press a moderately warm Iron niralnst
It for a few minutes. The blotting pa
per will uUorh the grease and the pa
per on the wall be free from spots.
About Brittle Icing.
A teaspoonful of vinccur beaten Into
boiled-frosting when the flavoring Is
being added will keep It from belnit
brittle and breaking when the cake is
cut. It will be as moist aud nice In a
week as the day It was made.
Oranga 8trawu.
After removing all the white mem
bfaue from orange skins cut Into nar
row strips. Soak In cold water for
two hours, theu wipe dry. Boll two
cops of Bngnr with one of water uutll
the sirup threads, dip the straws lu
this and lay ou an oiled paper In tbe
warming oven until quite dry.
London Fagots.
One pound of liver, one-bulf pomnl
of suet and oue oulou, nil ehopptHt Hue,
ome quart of Btnle bread mimli. out?
tMspoonful uf puuttry drcssiuj;,. salt
and pepper to suit tuste. uuo cg or a
little ml lie to moist. .-n it. MoM wltii
flour Into cakes or balls and fry In
deep fat.
Carrot Marmalade.
Take three pounds of carrots, steam
until tender, add four pounds of sugar,
the (Tinted rind nnd Juke of six lem
ons and 10 rents worth of shelled al
monds, chopped flue. Cook from thir
ty to furry minute. This will make
a delicious preserve. equal to orange
marmalade.
The native arts of the Indian and the
methods and results of training them in
government schools will be shown hy
pictures, specimens and other exhibits
at the Alaska-Yukon Pacific expjositino
next year. This exhibit was collected
bv the bureau of Indian affairs.
fll DON T
LIKE Tne
J 6 HATS I
TH6ATBST - Bah)
FOR THE CHILDREN
I Suspeet A Card Game.
Tbls game la played by any uum-let-
with oue or more full packs of
ards, according to the milliner playing.
'i'be cards are dealt oue by oue, so
as to be as evenly distributed as pos
sible. The first player leads a card,
face downward, calling out at the
same time the uuiubcr or uame of a
card, wbicU may or may not be tho
oue be laid down. The licit player on
the left uow plays lu like maimer aud
must call the name of the card next
higher tbau the oue uauied by the lirst
player. The others In turu do the
same. Thug If A leads, calllug "six,"
the others lu turn as they play suy
aeveu," -eight," ulue," "ten,
"knave," etc. When the king is reach
ed the next player begins ut "oue'
again. This goes ou till sumo oue sus
pecta that tbe card played is not true
to the uame called, when he must say
"I suspect." Tbe suspected person
tben shows the card he played. If
tbe suspicion la correct the offender
must take Into bis baud aU the cards
on the table. If It was uufvuuded the
accuser must take the cards. He who
first geta rid of all bis cards is tbe
winner.
Tbe last card should always be sus
pected, since there Is only oue chauce
In thirteen ot its being right. If a
player has all four cards of the same
number In bis band be Is sure to sus
pect rlghtiy any oue whose turn it is
to play oue of those cards. A skillful
player rarely plays the right card un
less be thinks some oue Is wutchluK
btui and saves as many kinds of cards
as he cau. gettlug rid of duplicates.
These are the rules of the game:
1. 2o player cau be "suspected" aft
er tbe uvxt lu order has played.
2. A player may couceal his hand
as he pleases to hide I be fact that it Is
mall, but must always show it on de
maud of any iu the company.
S. The game uiny be continued after
one player's cards are goue till all the
cards are In oue baud. In this case
any one out of tbe game may suspect
and if he suspects wrongly must take
tbe cards ou the table and enter the
game again.
Think of a Number.
Tell some oue to think of any num
oer ue pleases, out not to toll you
woat it is. ten him then to double it.
When he bus douo that let him add to
tbe result an even number which you
yourself must give him. After doing
this he must halve the whole, then
from what Is left take away the num
ber he first thought of. When he shall
arrive this far, if his calculations bave
all been uuido correctly, you enn give
blm the exuet remainder, which will
simply be tbe half of tho even number
you told hlui to add to his own. For
Uistance:
Number thouKht of 25
Doubled so
Even number added u
Halved gj to
Subtract original number.... &
Leaves half of even'nuniber 3
Caterpillar Lace.
It is said 1 hat a man lu .Munich lias
devised an Ingenious plan by which
caterpillars arc made to spin lace
veils from the leaves of plants, lie
makes a paste of the plunt that is the
usunl food" of tbe caterpillar and
spreads It thinly over a stone or other
flat surface. Then with a camel's hair
pencil dipped In olive oil be draws on
the coating of paste the pattern that
he wishes llio caterpillar to leave
opeu. The stone being placed In an
Inclined position, the cuterplllnrs are
put at tho bottom, and they eat and
spin their way to the top, carefully
avoiding every part touched by the
oil, but dovourimr tbe rest of tho
plant. The result Is a lace pattern of
rare beauty.
The Vision of City Children.
A well known English surgeon called
attention some time ago to the inabil
ity of city children to see well nt n
great distance, caused, he said, by
their restricted line of vision. The
other side of the street Is about as Tin
as they have an opportunity of using
their Bight. It Is different wltii coun
try children, who have an expanse of
landscape .to. look at and can practice
Uielr sight on a great variety of ob
jects at a distance. He suggests tlmt
city cblldreu should be given every
possible chanco to do the sumo anil
thus train the sight aud strengthen
the eyes at tbo same time. Chicago
News.
Conundrums.
Which Is the heavier, a full or half
moon? The half inoou Is (he heavier,
for a full moon Is as light npaln.
When is u lady's riu not a lady's
arm? When It Is half bare (bear).
Why are ripe potatoes In the Kruuud
like thieves'.' Ueenuse they ouirht to
be taken Aip.
Why is the north pole like uu Illicit
whisky uiHtiufnrtory? Becousu it Is
t secret still.
J11 what ways do women rulu their
niisbnuds? In buy ways.
Why Is n short negro like n white
man? liecuuse he Is not a tall fat all
Mrick.
Christmas Morning.
Just look In thre and see my tree!
It's blnaln' with lljfht candles
And covered with bljr shiny things.
Ma fluyn, that no one bundles.
I'm mighty Rlad I ain't a Klrl,
A -Bruin" dolls and braKKln
That theirs Is best of all (he things.
Why, I not u red uuk'mi!
I got a hor.e that rock a like this
And hen a tall and Siit on.
I'm gl&d 1 Kot a bits on-. Vauiie
It's that I'll ride just loin on.
I'm happier en 1 ever nan;
Old Santa brought me gladness.
'Cause after all the talk 1 got
He quite forgot my hadnens.
ALBANY WILL HAVE NEW
tr,0,000 SCHOOL BUILDING
ALBANY, nr., K.b. 1. The seh1
board at a iw-tinjf thi aftern.mn ii
eided to vr-ct a -"o.oom hiyh school.
The new lutildin,' ""ill a-(-Mitiniol:tt-about
500 students and will occupy tin
grounds located at Third and Jafkmn
streets, owned by Peter Itib-y. Th
block was just pitrchnst-d nt a prii-e uf
4 7. )).
I
WIDOW AND LITTLE DAUGHTER OF EX-PRESIDilNT iiArihiSCM.
M1k Elizabeth Hiu'rlHon, the little dtiughter of tlie lute Heiijnuitn Hiu'rWoii,
Is now eleven years of ngo, Iho youngest living daughter nu Anu'rl.-an ex
president. It was In 181KJ that' General Ilarrlson married Mrs. Mary Soctt
Lord Dlmmtek. a nleen of his Hist wife. The marriage for a lime enused an
estrangement between the ex-presldent and his smi and daughter. Little HIlz
abetli was about four years old wheu her illustrious father died.
GARFIELD IS' TO BXTURN
TO OHIO; PRACTICE LAW
WANIIINUTOX, Feb. I. The deli
mte stitteinciit ean be made that union
l(. Garileld, secretary of the intcr'uir,
will not be a member of the cabinet of
I he next administration. Neither will
he ie an ambassador to a foreign coun
try. Me will return to his home in
Ohio and take up the practice of law.
1 here is utmost as good authority for
saying that there will be it clean sweep
f the present cabinet members unless
I should be Secretary of Agriculturo
Wilson and Postmaster General Meyer.
There is said to bo much doubt as to
Mr. Wilson. Mr. Garfield admitted to-
lay that he would not be in the next
nbinet.
TAFT SAYS HE WANTS THE
NICEST INAUGURATION
WASHINGTON', Feb. I , ' ' I want
the very nicest hinnn,unition . iu Ms
torv! " - - ; .
That's what W. If. Taft said to half
t dozen hftidliners iu thq house of rep
resentatives on llie occasion of his
last visit to Washington, and it tfoes
to hIiow that folks don 't know what
they are! talking about when they say
that t lie president elect is trvinir to
(ode all the frills and fuss and featu
re attrndiu his induelion into office.
-A FEW
MONEY-MAKING
PROPOSITIONS
G-(OM.MOmOUX HOUSK West Seventh si reel,,
lot 100x400; a very good Imv tit $3000
9-liOOM H UNCI ALOAV ( Jomjilete in every detail;
olio square from West selioolhoiise . .$3000
7 ACRES 0001) LAND Close to C-ntral .Point;
all under plow; half laid out in fruit ; a snap. $800
30-ACliE ORCHARD All in (i-yeau-old Newtown
apples; three and one-half' miles from Medford;
. good house, barn, wagon, stock and implements.
This is an exceptionally good buy.
A OOOI) PAY.INO BUSINESS On Kast Seventh
street; long lease; small rent and one of: the lies!
loeations in the city. This is a fine money-making
proposition. Sickness reason of: selling.
MEDFORD
COMPANY
ROOM 10 JACKSON COUNTY I5ANK ULIXi
J. E. ENYART. Srosidi-nt.
.7. A. PERRY, Vice-President.
THE MEDFORD NATIONAL BANK
MEDFORD,
CAPITAL
SURPLUS
Safety Boxes For Rent. A GeneralF auk
in Bus. ness Transacted. We
Solicit Your Patronage.
BERKELEY' STJDENTS ATTACK I
AND BEAT UP JAPANESE i
JiFKKKLK. .(:!.. IVh. I. Following
tie rmuowil of upiiation for anti-.lap-nuesr
letrishfioM by I'm state Uyislal ul e
Keaji Kanelin, a t-ia.Inate of the lm I
ptral universii : :! 'h.Mo and a studeni
ar in. i niveiMiiv i ( iil.ionna. was at
t n-lud by i-il.t vl. ii- stndeiitx this aft
orinn.h and tiifi olf the tiniviTsitv
cl upii:;. .'s a ivsiil; tf the incideip.
llio l'.i-ilieioy .'.irriiH-s .i-,sociat ion. num-l.'--j:.i;
itbouj V-iu n.t-' bers, has declar
ed its inhul: a i f d iii:indinj; Unit the
.rapanese comhuI yi-ac-iil at Saa Francis
t-o make iMpicsealalinns to the Ameii
can pin rami nt I hi'oa;'li A m bass i-!u
TakaliiiM u i -Id- iton.
WILL PROVIDE $10,000
FOR STATE ARMORIES
SALEM, Or., Feb. 1. Forty tlom
hand dollars will be provided by Ihe
stale for the construction uf annorios
for Ihe use of the Oregon national
iuard if a bill passed by the senate
Saturday becomes a law. As tin1 bill re
quires that localities when' armories are
built shall si a ml half t In- expanse of
buildings and grounds, Iho purpose of
the bill is to make S'i.inln available for
armories. The locations are placed mi
dT direct ion of the Mato tnilitjiry board
by the provisions of the measure.
OF OUR-
JOHN S. OIITII, Cashier.
W. B. .1ACKSON, A't Canliier.
O B .
$50,000
10,000
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW
the oxcelli'tH'ft "f tlrj DiValu t li.it tiro
i j(i;f-d nt tli Kmoric), it f u if yim
liiivPii 't nlrt'inly rr;il- 1 yourHnlf wil !i
nnmu of the dfiicioii.s dif liert that ttr
frv linn-. If ymi l.'ivrn 't nrtakrn
uf thpni, tliTe is a tri'at awuiting ynu
tlinl vitii will want to rfp':it oftn. A
ini-al l!if V.uu't'wU : fin o TfriTK f
that will tunk' ytin i.,y, like Oliver
TwiMt, for morr.
The Emerick Cafe
Opon All Mht
REALTY
U l Iho
MISSION FDENITURE WOIIKS
inilko tliat pit'i-e'tj1 iriiitnre. Any
di'sipn, any color, any .inish
dull, waxi'j or polishuil. Shop on
nor. ot 8th anil H streets.
W. M. Colvlg. O. L. Realties.
, . . COLVIO & EEAME8
Lawyers.
Office: Mod ford Bank Uldg.
Ground floor.
Cook Stoves and ranges. Phone 91
MORDORFF ft WOLF
New and Second-Hand Furniture
Ends' old stand, 18-20 F St. South
Medford, Or.
KARNES ROOMING HOUSE
Newly built aud newly furniahsd
AH modern conveniences.
D. O. Karnes, Prop.
20 8. Q St., Medford, Or.
MEDFORD CEMENT BRICK &
BLOCK Co. will '.e prepared Feb
ruary 1," to furnish cement brick.
Het i er 1 ban pressed brick aad
just as clr-ap. hi osliato before
coatractiiip. P. O. Hot Jlfi.
MEDFORD TEA AND COFFEE
HOUSE Specialists iu Teas. Cof
fees, Extracts, Bakiup; Powder
and Spices. We curry all kinds of
dinner waro and fnne dishes.
210 W. Seventh St. Medford, Or.
DE. GOBLE
Tho duly oxeltifliro Opticintt b
twi'cii eortlnui! and Hiuirnmentn.
Offiro on SiiTonth Stro.-t.
Wlicil itthora fail, cull on
DR. E. J. BONNES
Eyo SpecinilBt
Offico in Gnglo Pliarmnr.v
Mnin iX. Scvculli mid Aliiin
TUB HOTEL EMERICK
Ronnm from !i0 conn to $l..rn pi'i
(lay. All modern .I'onronieiict'H.
We solicit your pHtronugu,
VALLEY AUTO 00. Imvi' oponcd
Ihi-ir urn- arago and ropair Hliop
l-a. lt of I In- Monro hoti-l. Motor
I'nra Htorod and taken enro of. All
work Kimranteed. Phono No. 31li:i
Will now find me lo
cated North of 7th.
on D street. Here
1 am able to give
MY PATRONS
BETTER
SERVICE
than ever before.
Drop in and see a
few of those
SPRIN0 PATTERNS
EIFERT
The City Tailor
Prepaid Railroad Ordern.
" W'lrrn-t li i u t5 wliu-h in of eonai-lcralilo
ii'ton-st lo Hie public jiniTallv 111,
ivIiH-h in p'Thaiis not j;i-nerally knttur
tl.o HVfit'iii of prepaid order now in
(feet le-tiveen Htalioos of the Monl Iii i n
I'ai'ifie eonipar.v and all pointfl in the
I'nil-d Statin, liy ineaim of tliii HVHleiii
ticket may lie porclia?f'l at Medfonl
frotn any plai-e in the I'nited Staten and
mailed or teletraphed direi-t to lie
partv wiidiinK to eoioe here. Hle-pi-r
ai-i-oininodutionii mid fit-all amounts of
1-anh in connection wite thede ticket"
nay a!o lie forwarded at the nain
'itne. " tf
ATTENTION.
IVi-im l-'ehrua-y 1 l. M;iv I I ,vili
Uv ! the I I n.kC ei.il.l ill .til ell
.hi i-oniily freto .'i to 10 yiern old. fl"
in trold. I'irtori i taken nil vv.-. k an-l
So rio-'. from 1 to I p oi. I'niir prooii
t en. h-.'.i.-e I f Med .1 to he jn.li; -s of
).i;Mi:is'n:ifs (sai.i.iikv.
:.'7:( Uii-r Allen i If-'iiaoV
My Friends
siness
THE R. R. V. LUNOH ROOM
Pinost cup of cnffi'8 on
the lJacifio Coast.
II. H. Lorimer Prop.
ABTHUB H. DAVIS
Contracting Electrical Engineer.
210 w. Seventh St., Mxdford, Or.
ENVELOPES printed to order
LETTERHEADS of all styles
by The Tribune.
THE ELEOTRIO AND FBENOH
DBY OLEANINO AND PRE 88
INQ WORKS
W. E. Lane ft Son, Props.
Opposito Hotol Moore,
Medford Oregon
WAS0HATJ ft BROWN
wili to Hiinounc-e to their patrons
that tlioy are located in their new
quarters iu the Young ft Hall
building.
Hi 1 1 i b rile. Cigars and Tobaccos.
DR. FRANK ROBERTS
Dentist
Office hours: 8 to 12, to 4.
Mile's Building, Seventh Street,
Medford, Oregon.
JOB PRINTING
by The Tribune.
For good bargains in Watchos
nnd Jewelry, Pistols, Mntdcal In
struments, go to
THE MEDFORD LOAN 0FFI0B
C Stroot.
MEDFORD FUBNITUBE 00.
Undertakers
Day Phono .'153
Night Phones V. W. Conklin 3S
J. H. Butlor 148
DB. R. J. CONROY
HueeoHsor to Dr.J Jones.
Office in the 8tewurt Building.
MUD FORI) SASH & DOOR COMPANY )
PHONE 2291.
Window Frames, Oak Vouoered Doors, with lie Tel Plate, carried la iteaalMieV
Office, Kiituros nnd nil kinds of Planing Mill Work, including Turned WseV
and Fancy Qrllls.
F STBKBT, BETWEEN SIXTH AND S EVENTS STREETS.
WANTED
Timber and Coal Lands
Apply to
B. H. Harris & Co.
MEDFORD OREGON
Office in Jackson County Bank Upstairs
W H Y?
Does the TrSbyne
Office do
PRINTING than all n
others So the city
QUALITY
Directory
1 ,i
SAVOY THEATER
North d'Aajoa btreet.
Latest motion pieturO( and lllua
trated songs. Entira. change of
program Monday, Wednesday and
Friday. Admission 10 eenta.-
BIJOU THEATER, W. 7XH R4
t'ontinuoug performane titty
evening of motion picture! and il-;
luatrated balladi. Entire change
of program Monday, Wednesday
and Friday. Adminion 10 centa.
WM. H. AITXBN
Dumbing, Steam and Hot Water
2D.
210 W. Serenrh St., Medford, Or.
EDEN Y ALLEY NmUDttT
N. 8. Bennett, Medford, Or.
Grow trees that sell, sell . tree
that grow anad fruit true te label
VERNB T. CANON
Billposter and distributer. All
orders promptly filled.
Room T Jaeksou Co., Bask Bldf.
Medford, Or.
o. r. cook
Sells tr.ee that grew.
Office: R. R. V. Depot.
P. O. Box S41. Phoa S8.
Medford, Or.
MBA BD. ANDBBW8
Voice Culture and Art of Singing
Studio at Besideaee.
East Medford. Paene 285
8. B. SBBLT, If. B.
Physician and Surgeea
Modern equipped operating rooms
X-Ray. Office hours: 10-19, 2 4 p.
m. Office in Jackeon Co. Bis. bldg
JACK FBBDBNBUBO
Scarenger.
Oiirbage hauled. Medford.
DR. WALTER B. STOKES,
Dentist.
Hiiecesser to Dr. J. M. Keene.
more