MEDFORD DAILY TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, MONDAY, DECEMBER 21, 1908. Medford Daily Tribune Cut Glass Perfect Quality and Cut AT PRICES THAT ARE RIGHT Haskins Drug' Store A Live Papeb ix a Live Town. Published every evening except Sunday. MEDFORD PUBLISHING COMPANY Gborob Putnam, Editor and Manager. . Admitted aa Second-Class Matter in the Postoffice at Medford. Oregon. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. m meats, y mall sr wrrlsr. .. .W.80 Ob 7ar, by mail M.OO TtENAMING THE LANDSCAPE. The Oregon geographic board will find a rich field of labor awaiting it in Jackson county. This is probably equally true of every county Under the rules of the board every stream should bear one name to its longest source, and every branch should have a name of its own. The wisdom of this rule can be readily illustrated with Applegate river, which is a good name, and of course should be retained. These should have names of their own however: Little Applegate creek, south fork of Little Applegate creek, east fork of Little Applegate creek, north fork of Big Butte, creek, south fork of Big Butte Icreek and niany others that could be named. v i ii'-vJi- Here are a fewj that ought to be changed : Fish lake, Fourbit creek, Frdg creek, Jackass creek, Jenny creek, Mule creek, Squaw lake, Graybaek mountain, Sucker creek, Louse creek and many others equally absurd. There is scarcely a county in the state that does not contain an Antelope creek, Bear creek, Beaver creek, Fish lake, Frog lake, Squaw lake and an endless variety 6'f other relics of stupidity. It has been suggested that Graybnck mountain be chang ed to Marble mountain, which is appropriate, particularly as it contains the great marble caves. In that event Sucker creek should' be changed to Marble creek. Now that Fish lake is to be the source of Medford 's water supply, a bet ter name should be given, and Lake McLaughlin has been suggested, which is appropriate and carries the idea of our water coming from that rugged peak of the Cascades. PAMPHLET CONFISCATED. K! ' (Kugene KegUter.) Several iluyn ago the Hegister pub lished a portion of tin editorial from a Medford paper in which tlio Oregon Unit Realty eompnuy of thin city was roasted to a frnzzlo for tooling pftin- iiMpIh Hottinir forth tho glorifit of the I 1 B j niimineiiH vniwy, uui cniua uy uw jmpiTH of that city with piaK.arixu.ff and iiHinp; Hoffiio River valley wits and wntenps and apply nig them to this , vulley. Ah hoido parties intcrcated in 1 the company lire attacked had a news- 1 pnpor nt thir cominaml the KegistiT ! publislied hut n part of the severe ar- raiJtiiifiit, expi'ftiii); that they would proceed to explain tit;- matter and, if I jMiscible. make sonio show of exonerat I iiitf the I'onipaiiy, but (lie paper remain- j rd silent under tho sever arraignment. ' 1muiri('s as tn who constitute the said j On-Ron I'nit Itcalty company w leave I the evening paper to answer, since it; is said to be the chief instigator and j bead of tht organization, which includes I councilman and a business firm, all of ' names were biveu in the Medford arti cle, but omitted here. j It wns tin intention of tbe Register to publish the Mcdfmd article in full, j showing the flagrant nbuse of privilege! indulged in by appropriating southern j Oregon pictures and wrlteups, as Wil lamette valley assets but we have since ' learned that the Medford Commercial club, having taken up the matter with tho postal authorises under fraud pro cedure. Manager Hartog of tho Eugene Commercial club wrote to the Medford ehib as peacemaker that the fraudu lent pamphlets had been confiscated and that tho Kugene organization in whose interests they were printed had denied authorizing their St. l'nul agent to in dulge in such plagiarism, anil the whole matter has been dropped. Wo are glad for Kugene and Lane county Hint the matter has bien straightened out, for it is a well known fact that Lane county does not desire to seek advancement through fraud nnd deception; in fact, in advertising our re sources we do not have to go outside tho county to find pastoral illustrations j nnd facta and figures sufficient to con-j vine the moat skeptical that we have the best all round country tho sun shines j on. Let tho experience through which this section has just gone and which we are ' all charitable enough to charge up to tho Ht. Paul fellow, bo ample warning ngainst any further attempt to boom our section at the expense of another. Let each section stand upon its own merits, and if Lane county cannot win out in this way it deserve to fail. We want no more such arraignments of Eugene through unscrupulous folly, such as appears in n Medford paper. Lot this experience enxry its Important and lasting lesson. Tf the local men bad nothing to do with the rank proced ure or tnoir St. ram representative, they should see to it that he i put off the job, so that he does not perpetrnte j somo other scheme equally as dangerous ( to tho integrity of this section of Ore- j gon In matters pertaining to its mate- i rial advancement and prosperity. m the state. 4- AMUSEMENTS. At the Bijou. Xmaa specials all this week at the Bijou. Commenciug touight, Mr. and Mrs. IJU'Hsing proseut tlio most comi j cI "Mysterious Dinner Varty." Good ,T : . A . ' . . . . od in the entertainment. This attrac tiou i,a8 hevn a 8tr0nK future on the Inrire circuits this season. Mr. and Mrs. Messing will appear for three nights only, Monday, Tuesday and Wednes day. The famous Traviolas jugglers nnd hoop rollers, appear on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. A special matinee for school children Xiniw afternoon. BIJOU THEATER LOBBY PORTRAYS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT Quite in keeping with the Christmas spirit which prevails throughout tho city ts the lobby of the Bijou theater on the West Side. Decorated with greens it portrays a spirit of good cheer and wishes for a merry Christmas. It but idiowit how closely in touch this popular playhouse is with the citizens of Med ford. It is but a membot of one huge family. Imagine, if you ran, n city theater showing a lika spirit toward its patrons. LANdFORD AND FLYNN BOTH IN READINESS SAX KKAXClsro, Cal.. Dec. 21. Sam I.nngford and Jim Klynn are both fit and ready for their 20-round bout tonight in the Coliseum. Notice. Coupon No. :t:t.T drew the Japanese set at the Bazaar. The holder will picas (i call and get the prize. ' MRS. GILBKRT. How's This? We offer one hundred dollars reward . for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by HaH'a Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHKNEY ft CO., Toledo, O. Wo, the undersigned, bare knowm P. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honormbU in all business transaction! and ianially able to tarry out aay obtigfttioi Made by his firm. WALDINO, KINNAN k HABTIN, Wholeaals DruggieU. Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cre la Ukem inter nally, aetl&f directly vpoa the bloed and raucous surfaces ef the system. Tes timoaial sent free. Priee 75c per set tle. SU by aH dnifffriste. Tate Hall's Family Pills for eoestl patio.. PILES! PILES! PILES) Williams' Indian Pile Ointment will cure Blind, Bleeding and Ltching PiHa. It absorbs the tumors, allays itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives instant relief. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment is prepared for Piles and Itching or tne private parts. Sold by druggists, mail fiOc nnd 1.00 Williams' Mfg. Co., Props., Cleveland, Ohio. For sal by Medford Pharmacy, near postoffice. T?. yiiniiiiim m jlhuubiue . . jjiiunumiu u DAUGHTER OF COLONEL HATFIELD, U. S. A.; WHO IS A BRIDE. One of tho mont Interegtinff eventH lesson vva the mnrTiuge of Mies Helen chant The bride to tbe daughter of Colonel Hatflnid of the United States irmy and, bealdea being one of the prettleat ycning women In' army elrt:b5. to eicewlliiRly popular In society at the rnpltnl. I.reiitennnt Mnreliant la itatloned at Fort Myer, Va. THE LAST ACT. Mow Touslehead ts fixed for bed And, following her habit, -Darts In aud out with romp and shout With no more ttyin a rabbit On ber wee form to keep her warm. But frarmenture Is stupid. And such as she need not to be Clottied any more than Cupid. At least at night for pillow fight And rush ami roll and fumble Such things as clothes and shoes and hose Just help one to a tumble. And. though she felt no grief at all Coinos to her where she's wriggling. She glvns a roll Ood bless her soul I And up she scrambles giggling. And very soon to lulling croon. In her pink nightie smothered. She'll softly creep, almost asleep. To a lap to be mothered,. And. snuggled down for Srumbertown And for the journey mounted. Pokes out her toot and coaxes sweat To have her "piggies" counted. "This little pig' that means the big One "went to market buying. This plggie small went not at all. But staid at home a-sighlng. This plggie wee had roast beef he Had purchased for a penny. j And this pig small let loose a squall Because he hadn't any. ' "This plggie wee wished some, for he ; Imagined he would love It He sgueakcdi 'Wee! Wee! Give some I to me! . Now. you give me some of It!' ; Did he get It? Nay; not a bit 1 And nearly died of weeping" Here's whero t go out tippy toe, , For Touslehead Is sleeping. J. M. Lewis In Houston Post. Her Just Deserts. Proftsaor iZHeblln,. glancing around to see where tho money would do tho most good, comes to bat with a sufr gestlon that we pension the mothers of the land. There Is nu Idea tbnt may meet with the approval of ull, nor should those who fear paternalism Is a slow kind of poison raise a howl that could be heard a block away, as the measure would be strictly maternal in Us nature. Mother would certainly know what to do with the money, nrid futber would atntul n round ou pay day as po lite and attentive as a book ugeut who Is explaining the latest things In llter uture to a millionairess. To the members of the family it would be like having money in the : bank. They would nlways know where they could borrow a quurter while ! mother had money- On the whole, it looks like n good thing. Let us phi; for the mothers' pension. P'r'aps, P'r'aps Not! The Patient (harlnff escaped .from the chair) I tblnlt perhaps I'll call again tomorrow. Sketch. But," said the good old lady, "why i : J don't you go to work?" I 'Why, ma'am, began the disreputa- ble old loafer, "yer see, I got a wife an' five children to supirt" j Hl UUW mil juu siiiihmi mem it you don't go to mrkT . "A. I was ;?lu lady. I got a itrtiie tstntMaru una limes. In society elrelpn In WRHliinirton this Hattleld to Meutcimnt Bnrclay Mer "I have taken Scoffs Emulsion for six weeks and have found it a won derful remedy. Before I took the Emulsion I had no appetite; was weak; had lost nearly fifty pounds of flesh, and now I eat well and am gaining every day. I find Scotfs Emulsion to be very easily digested and a good food for all weak people."-FLORENCE BLEEKER, No. 1 Myrtle Avenue, Bridgeton, N. J. This is only one of thousands of cases where Scott's Emulsion has given an appetite. It's so easily digested that it doesn't tax the digestive organs and they rest; yet the body is wonderfully nour ished and built up. The digestion is improved then ordinary food is sufficient. Growing boys and girls, who need so much food to keep them well and strong, and also growing, should be given a bottle of Scott's Emulsion every few weeks. It does wonders for them. It pre vents their getting run down and spindly. Nothing does them so much good. AU, DRUGGISTS Let m Bend row nine letter and liter. tare on thl ubject A pnrt 0rd, cirioc your ftditrcM and the name of thU paper, U niffloient. SCOTT St BOWNE 409 Pearl Street New York T. - TT C 'Pnnrxlnrritt ! 1 ie U rOmOlOglSt Col. G. Be Brackett SCVS i 1 am glad to know you are making an ; ettra effort to disseminate Delicious apple, j ; I have always told you I consider it the best ' of all varieties you have introduced" j ' Do you know Stark Delicious? i . It is the apple that made the Wen a tehee t Valley famous horticulturally; the apple that was told by Oscar Vandcrbilt, Hood River, Ore., last year for $6.00 per box; the apple that told at Hood River this year for $1.00 per box more than any other va- ; Titty and the apple that always tops the j markets everywhere. I Prof. H. E. Van Deman Ex U. S, Pmologist, says: I "I taw tome lloriooe applet in our Wuhlntfton. j D. C market recently, and among them waa De 1 llciow, briBSins the aUaeet price of all." Have you tasted this royal fruit? j If not, we will tend a box of 3 tpecimena on receipt of 25 cents to pay partial ' ex pre charges. (No charge is made for ! the fruit). The 25 cent wo will refund to 1 you on the tint order of trees you send u. j Send for the fruit todsy and aik for our ' New Delicious Booklet. It is tree. Stark Bro's Nurseries & Orchards Company t ;.!,, fi..r: IT S. A. r,r wik. fnnni f r), fi..l.t n-li,.re Kn wiu ct. .i-i ..1 ' ' t. el.'. ,;, : ,riv T , I y , hi3 broth.in.l!1Wi u E. hit ini;. 1U- let-ate hej-e. You can raise the wind better by buying Med ford property at present prices and sit down at your own fireside until the advance comes next spring. There 's always ' ' something doing ' ' in Medford, and indications are that the coming year will see more building, more street and sidewalk improve ment and a greater advance in values in Medford than ever before. Fall in line and don't let the procession run oyer you. ROGUE RIVER LAND COMPANY EXHIBIT BUILDING j A Sure T?.p o.: Seven Small i and aUi Ci:. JSfiSiI5 gffjIR Ei&KIE ( If you're a Merchant you favor Uoiw Trade. If you favor Home Trade you'll fighl f..r It. If you FfKlit Tor It night you'll get It If you get It you'll be Helping Yourself if you h?! yourself you'll hurt th Mall Order Trade. If you hurt the Mail Order Trade you'l be wise. If you are wise You Will Advertise. If You Will Advertise In our Horn Paper you'll get Home Trade. No "IF" about tbi last OM-tfi i CINCH. Nosturnal Inventions. Mr. Stubh This paper states that a genius sliould never marry. It says that a married man cannot Invent things like a single man. Mrs. Stubb (sarcastically) Nonsense, .Uhn! I notice a married man never mis any. trouble Inventing excuses about getting home late. St Louis Post-Dispatch. Strength of Mind. Mrs. Oatcake Your husbaud 'peara f be a pow'rful strung minded man. Mrs. Ilayris He shore la. I're know'd him V rend a patent medicine almanac frum cover t' cover without feelin that he h:d enny ur th' symp toms." New Orleans Times-Democrat, ft Hot Airs Won't Raise The Wind HARMONY IN YOUR NEW HOME Color blending of Furniture, Draperies, Carpets, Woodwork, Walls, make home life happier. Our expert decorative specialist will visit your city joon. Without obli gating you he will discuss the fur nishtngs for your new home. Write lor particulars J. G. Mack & Co. Furniture and Caopets PORTLAND. OREGON Singlt Roemt furniiked Tailtfitlly IF WOMEN ONLY KNEW What a Heap of Happiness It Would Bring to Mediord Homes. Hard to do housework with an ach ing baek. ' Brings you houree of misery at leisare or at work. If women on by knew the cause that Backache pains tone from sick ked nevs, 'Would save much needless' woe. Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kid- Beys. - Medford people "endorse this: Mrs. J. H.-Banssnm, corner Twtlftb and C streets, Medford, Or., says: "I suffered so severely from kidney troublft that I was anabU to do any housework. The kidney secretions were irregular and caused ms ranch annoyancs. . My back pained me intensely and when stooping or lifting I had sharp twinges in my loins. My health was much run down, and at times I felt very miserable. Doan's Kidney Pills were brought ts my attention and I proenred a box at Haskins' drug store. They helped me from the first. X continued and was soon entirely esred. I have recommend ed Doan's Kidney PiKs to other suffer ers." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T., sole agents for tho United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. 40