MEL) FOR I) DAILY TRIBUNE. MEDFORD, OR KG ON", THURSDAY, 'JULY 30, 1908.
Social and Personal
Mrs. Bay Toft, is sojourning at the
Coleatin mineral springs.
Mesdames Haskins and Lewis have
been viBiting friends living in Ashland.
Frank Towne of Phoenix has juRt
returned from a week's outing at Colp
itis. Hon. J. W. Perkins left for Portland
Wednesday evening on a short business
trip.
What ii it!
Mrs. P. C (larrett of Ashland is vis
iting relatives living northeast of Med
ford. District Attorney B. F. Mulkey Iiiih
appointed H. K. ilauna, Jr., an deputy
district attorney.
Mrs. J. W. Merritt of Central Point
was among tho many in Med ford Wed j
nesday afternoon.
Bert Johnson and brother ure eamp
ing at Colestin. They report the kill
Ing of a fine buck last week.
Marion Sowash und Zimri Webster
of Talent precinct transacted business
in Medford Wednesday morning.
Sheriff Wilbur Jones, accompanied
by Ed Banon, drove over the. mountains
last week to Cniestin on n short imimiiichb
trip.p
Souevo Indian ware and
Mr. and Mrs. I. J. Hanson, who live
at Central Point, have returned from
Snn Francisco, where the hitter hns
heen under treatment for cancer.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles F. Young of
Gold Hill, Mrs. J. C. Hall and her son
of Medford, Mr. and Mrs. Kobert Ham
mond of Ashland are camping nt MeCal
lister Spring.
Beaford green mat ware.
Hon. Thurston E. Daniels, former
lieutenant governor of Wanhington and
a prominent citizen of that state, is In
Medford visiting his son, T. E. Daniels,
tho outfitter.
Blaine Klum, the advertising expert,
who hns ben taking a bnetf holiday at
' Colestin, partaking of the famous min
eral water, with his little daughter,
returned home Thursday.
', Mrs. E. F. Oisej;, who is visiting hor
, father, Frank Townn, pioneer merelmut
of Phoenix, before going to Oregon
City tot like the primary department,
w.ns in Medford a few hours Friday.
Whero is It!
George H. Johnson, who lias been in
. the sewing machine busineHs in Med
. ford for flomo time punt, left for Port
land Wednesday evening, nccompnnied
by his family.
Fred Tj. Chninpliu of Foots Creek,
who is visiting with his mother in Chi
cago, hns started on an automobile trip
from Chicago to Buffalo, returning
through Canada.
One morning liist week over i-MiO ho
boes landed in KoHchurg fro mt ruins;
but by noon most of the gang had been
served with floaters and were upon;
, tnoir way to distant fields.
County Treasurer Croneinlllor gives
notice that he will reecivo bids for the
purchase of f 10,000 coupon bonds of
school district No. (I, which are of the
denomination of $1000, and draw G per
cent interest, pnynhly scini-nnuunlly.
Hon. Charles N, Wait of Clackamas,
county, a well known democrat, wsb
among thoso who attended the great;
eotinc.il of the Improved Order of lied-1
men, held in Medford this week. He is j
a son of Hon. A. S. Wait, a pioneer
.chief justice of tho supreme court.
Tho Algona Lumber company's big
mill, nearing completion at Pokegama,
with ft daily capacity of 100,000 feet of
lumber, will be started up in a few
weeks to fill large orders that have al
ready been repoived. Spur tracks are
being com pi o tod by the Klamath Lake
railroad, which will haul the output of
the mill to Trail, whence it will be
taken to Montague to be worked up
into boxes at the factory there.
JACKSONVILLE ITEMS.
F. C. Pago of Medford spent a few
hours In town Mondny afternoon.
Mr, and Mrs. Adam Schmidt r.ro vis
ltlng In Medford during the Itedmen's
celebration.
Frank Robinson, who win formerly
engaged in busii ess here, is down from
Portland on a visit.
Walter Lang arrived from Oakland,
Cnl., a few days ago to spend his vaca
tion with his family.
Mesdames Carl Cofer nud Leslie Rod
gen arrived from Klnmath county last
week on a visit to their old home.
D. D. Gage and family and Mrs. J.
. C Sei.Un left for Little Applegatc Mon
dny morning for a few week a' camping.
Judge Dunn was down from Anhland
Monday afternood packing the remain
der of his household goods. The judg
and bis family Will live in Ashlnud in
the future.
The camping party composed of E. M
Hoitetter, Fred Zook, Dave Cro-icmil
ler, Father Mattingly and Noble Caugh
thran, who have been spending the last
month on Llk creek, returned Tuesday
evening.
AL ESTATE TRANSFERS,
Jam ot Galbrafth to Robert Tren
ton, Jots 25, 26 and 27, It. B.
Carter's addition to Ashland. $
Robert Trouton to Harab Me
Csnghao, lota 25,fl SO and 27,
H. B. Carter's addition to Atdi-
land
W. S. King to Eugene L. De Kin
dree, land In sections 24 and
25, township 37
250
ADVERTISED LETTER LIST.
Ernest II. Itlias, Kdwiu H. Carlvle,
Josie Doris, 8 a nine I Doren, W. M. Gib
bon, Kmanuel (lower, II. V. Ilawkin
od, Hill lliggin, Frank M, Hugh, Mrs.
James Killy, Willsrd Martin, H. I.. Mil
ler, May l'ankny, tl. L. Porter, Chick
Bcolt, F. C. Hbtrlleff, B. t. Stoner.
next
. AayWy wlsalsg u limt i , ol
Mm WIM, most Bodera ud beat loeeA
e4 kwu la Medfora, stoata .drdM
T. O. Kes M. .
MeeUerd Trlhaae, tot pt uesss.
SPORTING NEWS.
Bobby Green is the premier pitthe
'of the Pacific coast league at present,
He has a margin on his nearest eompet
itors, Naglo and Killian of Los An
gfles and Oakland respectively, und his
team mate, (Jraniey. tins trio lias
percentage of .007, while Groom boasts
of .0S2, nud Ins honors are earned, lor
he has pitched in 22 games and won
15 of them. Graney, the new mnn from
Clevi'htud, has won two of the three
vamofl he finished in. Marshall gets
charged with losing the fourth gunie.
which ho finished up after Crnuey had
filled the sacks. Jesse Garrett, the oth
r twirler nbovo the ,ff 10 mark, is hand
iciipped by having two drawn games. A
it is, he has a prre.-ntage of Jill
It is understood that the Ketehc-II
Thomas fight will be pulled off.
matter whether hetrhell wins or loses
his fiL'ht with Hugo Kelly at Hun Fran
etHco .Saturday night. It will be held
on the night of August 8 nt Jnek Glea
son's flub at catchweights. No decision
has been made of Ketehell fighting
Voting Peter Jackson at Goldfield
Labor day. A conference set for lust
iiiL'hl at. which another Nelson Gnus
fight at Colma was to be proposed, fail
ed to materialize and the mntter is still
in the air.
The Beavers won their first game nt
Portland with Snn Francisco this week
a rather uuiisunl occurrence. Henley
was batted out of the box and gave
way to eider, while KinHcllu did tlie
twirling for the locals.
Tho Corey Pa., baseball club won
2.1-iiining game from the Falconer, N.
V., team Saturday, 3 to 1. Pitehor
ivendif of Falconer struck out 42 men
a world 's record, while Biekford of
Corey retired 10 men.
It is announced that A.lO.UUu was
pledged at a meeting between Tex Kick
nrd and a number of prominent men
who interested themselves in seeing that
Ricknrd has all tho hacking nocessary
to arrange n fight between Jack John
Hon and Tommy Burns, the heavyweight
pugilists, to he held in Ely on Thanks
giving day. The Cans Nelson fight was
given up, us it was thought a meeting
net ween the two hen vv weights will
draw a larger crowd.
Portland made n whirlwind finish
and won all of the last three gumes with
Oakland Inst week, after losing three
straight. I his caused the Heries to
break even.
Fred Beck, (he hard hitting outfielder
of the Blooiinngtoii team of the Three
Kyn league, who was sold this week to
Han Francisco," in the Pacific. Const
league, will no doubt be a strong ne
quisition to Hie Heals, tie whs recom
mended by the former Bloomington
stars, Pitchers Wright, Thorson, Kinsel-
la and Knestner, all of whom have mode
good in the Pacific, Const league.
HODSON GIVES GIRLS
REOORD BREAKING RIDE
Miss Mildred Clemens, "Little Mark
Twain," who is doing contest work for
the Journal, reports great interest
throughout l.er district. Hho and Freda
HoekuoynH, the energetic young Htndent
f Medierl l;nl an exciting ride with
William Hudson, manager of the Hod
son Aut; tomimnv, Medford. the man
who brol.it the Pacific coast record.
Mr, Hudson earned I hem through space
as tiiey m-ver traveled before. The auto
still curried tho faded blue ribbon that
i. won fur the famous record between
Medford and H'tseburg, snvs the Port
land J tui run I.
The !;i, from Medford to Ashland
and M-lnrii, though exciting for tho two
young ladies, was unlovable. Miss
Clemeiib also hold down a seat in this
famous autn between Medford and Gold
Hill, where she was to see Miss Grace
Ryan However, the latter was uii in
the mountains and Mr. Hudson kindly
undo a special trip up there, where
an auto never ventured before. Miss
Ryan mcompniiied 14 Little Mark
Twain" beck to Gold Hill.
The trin will never be forgotteu bv
these Journal girls Over the rocky
roadx to Dublin In nn Irish Jaunting
car is not in it with a trip down (some
times over) nn Oregon mountain road
a racing nutomobilo with a record
smasher. At times the girls didn't know
whether they were there or not, ns the
famous racer went over stones and lit
tle knutls in the road that seemed like
mountuins on account of the pnee they
r. going. Sometimes .n tli i s at,
" times in the air, smiii'ti n-s thtv
ki -w not where, th v sped along nut, I
loi-f-nph poles lool c' ItUe n cket
FOR HALF A first class pianola pin
no; a bargain, p, O. Box l", Med
ford. roll S.VI.K Two l..t, SUillll) rarh,
n.-nr Si-vontli nt, fiue lucntltin; nib;
.'tMI rach; uii nt:.'nt. P. O. Ilm
H. 1 1.1
FOR NAI.K Sniul nml gravel; Ilic bout
grnilo of nmi ami grHvel for milp liy
J, T. Long, Riverside Avenue, near Mr
Andrews' ford.
LOST Hran lirncker ami to aulonin
bil top. Kinder idrane leave at Med
ford Auto Co., ur Jlodson Auto t'o. 11.1
NOTICE.
Xotios is hereby givea that the un
dersigned will apply to the City Council
of the City of Medford, Oregon, at the
meeting for a license to sell spirit-
oiie, vinous aad malt liquors in quau
tltlea less than a gallon, for tbe period
of six mouths, at bis place uf busiurss
at lot M, in block 80, in the Cltv of
Medford, Orcgoa.
Hated July HI, li)8.
IIAKHY CAMPBELL.
Ow ctroulitlon Is legtUmeM ud Utg
for a, oHy of this slao target than any
to
wee Mxr la Oreg on mm aujn, far paD.
auleeu
A Substitute
Mrs. MUlsupV new girl, who neTer
bad gone out to service before and
bad bad scarcely any experience as a
rook, appeared to be wllllug and lu
riustrfoua and waa quick to learn. In
view of her Inexperience she bad read
ily agreed to work for $3.50 a week.
Mrs. Mlllsap, who was an expert cook,
bad taken much pains with ber edu
cation In that line, and at tbe end of
five or sfx week Jemima was equal to
Huy demands upon her lu the line uf
kliebeii work. The mistress was
grenily surprised, therefore, when tbe
iikiIiI on morning gave her n week's
uoilee.
"What does this mean. Jeurilinu?"
she usked. "Huveu't I treated ymi
fairly V.
" Ye, tiut'ii fit." nun we red the girl, j
"but I've letll'lied bow to rook now,
nud l'e found a ptuet where I emi jret
.' a week rlfchi al the start."
V..U didn't ask me to rulse your
w:ies. Ho you think ynti are acting
fairly with ine'r'
"Oh. I'm going to do tbe square
tiling with you. Mrs. Miltsup," suld
.It'iiiliuK. "I've go( u slsier ubout U
e.ir younger llinii I am. and she's
,t. ri'ivily u II 1 lug to eoim here and
v. for &l..id n week - till she learns
fOoMii'r rjltnv." - Youth's Compan
ion.
Trivial Cause of a Bloody War.
I.'i the yeiir ii.W n polish iiohlemuit
id-. in.' o)i.ioioiis to tlie laws of his
.iil!il,y i iv.t.-tni of bis having coin
a tri;i;e. He tied to Sweden.
':.':vi';i.t!i .N tui I 'a.siinir, king of Po
.i.il. .ro;e t, Charles Oiistavus, king
f t e !e:i. ('.'Uiaiullug the surrender of
!h- i-i'hiif U..I. The king of Sweden on
the dlpateh nollred that tils
'i name an. I title were followed by
. 'VI eeU-jMf," while the name of
Itln uf Poland wiw followed by
u.'e. . i lu i!.llng "e( cetera" so eu-,.g.-.l
the l.!ng of Sweden that be nt
i.e. :.-. -laied war ngalust Poland,
'ite war was carried on with great 111 t
.Tilers uiitll I'M, when a peaee was
iK'i.el it! oiIvh. near :inlg. A con-
ei!i;.irary v.rller Koehowskyi poured
tul Ir.x lairi'iiiiirioiiK on (he war lu
.bene lert is: "How tlenr has this 'et
eier.-r been lo us! With how many
Hum li!:ve tliesc two potentates paid
Hies.' mis-dux eight letters! With
what streuuirt of blood lias the failure
if a few drops of Ink been avenged
A Horse's Toe Naili.
Kew persons realize (hat a horse's
liin.f Is really the same Ihlitg as the
toe nails of human beings or of atil
uials having toes. The boru of n hoof
grows just us a toe null does. The
f grows more rapidly lu unshod
hoi-sen (hail lu Ihoxu wearing Shoes,
and It grows faster In horses which
are well groomed and well fed. Hut
on an average (lie horn grows about a
third of an Inch a moiilh. Hind hoofs
grow faster than fore hoofs. The toe
f the hoof being the longest, part, It
takes longer for the born to grow
down there than nt the heel. For In
s t mice, the too will grow entirely down
lu from eleven to thirteen months,
while the heel will grow dowu lu from
three to live months. As the new horn
grnivH out nny cracks or defects in the
lit gradually work down to where
they run be cut d(J just as witli human
fliiMiT nails you can watch the progress
f n bruise from tbe rout to the tlp.-
New York Hum.
Dlctlgnary Ut.ri Modtit.
Men mv never bo uiodeit ih when
Ihey ki lo use u illetlnnnry," vsninrlteil
ultenitiiiit nt the public library.
"As n 1 11 It, when you see u mnn ko to
;i imbue illeilounry or one lu any place
where other people arc around you'll
Me hlin lu.'k ubout furtlvoly an If In
fi'jir tiouielHHly mlxht aeu bliu. Men
u ho iiiuke no pretentions nt buvlng
:uiy jtreiu nitiouiit of Uuowlnde never-iliele-in
seem lo he euibni'mnsed lo
h.'ivo any one think that they do not
Uiiow the pronuuelatlou or uieanlug of
some h'ugllsh nonl. The next time
mil ree n iniin looking up a word lu
ihe illctlnrinry Jimt axk hi in wbut It la
lie Is look lug up nud beo If be will tell
you. You'll tluil lu at least nine cases
out of ten that he won't tell you. lie's
afraid you'll know It and bare tho fun
of enlightening him." Cleveland l'laln
Pea ler.
A BlbliophiU'i Raply.
afandell CrelKhtuii, who waa blahop
of l.omluu, bud a horror of lending
his favorite books. A fellow clergy
limit ouee visited the bishop nud took
a fnuey to au old editlou of .Shake
speure. He borrowed the volutue and
tlld not think to return It for several
months. Klunlly the minister returiusl
It with a letter, saying. ".My Dear
Ulsluip-I have ureal pleasure lu re
luming tbe volume you lent lue."
The bishop uuswered. "My Pear
Urother- All the Joy Is uilue."
Her Progress.
"The last tluie 1 saw you you were
complaining about your aervunt being
no slow."
''Oh. she's proKivsslug now."
"la ahe really V"
'Ves. She's getllug slower and slower."-
Kxebsuge.
The first "try" In any line of effort
la not usually enough. "Try ln" ii
a slogan u old as experience of hu
man affairs.
LOCAL HABKET.
The fololwlag uuotatloas are an iui-
partial report of th prices paid by Med
ford dealers:
Wheat 1 per bushel.
Wheat g.1e er bushel.
Klotir 2.75 r ewt.
Whole barley $2.1 per Ion
Har lit per ton.
Alfalfa per ton.
New potatoee 11.113 par ewt.
Butter 4t)e per roll.
Lard 10c per pound.
Beans oe per pound.
Kggs 2SHo per doieu.
Sugar tl till per cwl.
Turkeys lSe per pound.
Poultry Spring, 2 to 13; liens, .t Jo
4 per deni.
Hams lie per pound.
Ohonlders- 10c per pouad.
Heft tHc to 6 per pound.
Cattle it, te IHe par pead.
There is certainly an opportunity to save at .
THE JULY CLEARANCE SALE
The last sale to Be held this season
WHERE EVERY ARTICLE IS REDUCED
See tomorrow's papers for full particulars
Visit with us and investigate
WINDOWS
It will pay you to see
our windows
SugoeiUd by a Lady.
"Let me huve live twu-cent itnmiiH,
leuse," Hiihl u lady lu the polite young
man behind the counter lu the post
oUlce.
"Vessum," he said, bunding them
out.
"C'au't you let me have them In one
pleceV" she added.
'"C'erlaluly, ma'am." said the young
man. "Can 1 send them home foi
you?"
"Oh, no; I dou't live far away, and
1 am going straight home. 1 wouldn't
put you lo the trouble."
"So trouble at all," said the polite
oractal. "I haven t -very much lo tin
today, and I could easily spare nn
hour."
'Very much obliged," said the lady.
mlllug sweetly. "Dear me," she add
ed, putting on a stamp, "what tt bothel
It la to stamp letters! Why can't wc
send letters and let the pnstollli'e send
In (heir bill once a mouth!"
''They might Just pa well," sulil the
obliging young luim nympulhlxlngly.
"I'll mention the fact lu my next re
port to Washington,"
"Will youV How nice! Hut you
mustn't meiitlou my name. Say the
Idea was suggested by a lady."
Catching a Brids.
Among certain Slherliins Ihe bride
groom Is not permitted lo have a wile
until he can catch her. ltut they do
not give hi in ii fair race lu Ihe open.
The bride, surrounded by her female
friends, awaits him In a big tent. As
soon as she sees him she runs off.
He follows like tlippouicnes after Ata
lanta. But I us load of obstacles being
(brown lu Ihe way of the bride Ihey
are llirowu across the path of Ihe
bridegroom. The pursuing groom falls
over old women, chairs, Inbles, stones
and SKhlug rods or Is tripped up by
ropes. Only when It Is roared he
might give up mid sulk and go away
without the heeling lady Is lie permit
ted to overtake her. Then its she rails
Into his outstretched arms It may lie
Imagined she utters some equivalent
of "This Is so sudden!"
A Llv. Steak.
"It Is a mistake," said the president
of tho .Now York Wallers' club, "to
think that an Englishman always
wonts his beef excessively rare. As a
matter of fact, tho Kngllsh like their
beef better done than we do. I once
saw a waller," he continued, "serve an
Kngllsb duke with a cut of very, very
rare slrlolu. . The duke looked closely
at the slice of bright red meat. Then
be suld:
" 'Walter, Just send for the butcher,
will you?'
"Tlie butcher, sir?' Ihe waller Bliiui
mered. " 'Yes,' said the duke. 'This beef
doesn't seem to be quite dead yet "
Charlotte Bronte's Laet Tribute.
"He will not separate us wo have
been so nappy!" These were Ihe last
words of Charlotte lironte when, hav
ing become Mrs. Nicliolls and having
lived with her hushaud only nine
months, death came to snatch the cup
of domestic felicity from the lips of
Ihe happy pair. A low, wandering de
lirium came on. Wakening for an In
stant from this stupor, she saw her
hUBhand's woe worn face and caught
tbe sound of some murmured words
of prayer that Ood would spare ber.
"Oh," she whispered. "I am uot going
to die, am IT He will not separate us
we have len so happy!"
The Worde That Won.
In Londou one of the weealy pnin-rs
otrered a prlie for the best list of
troug wonts to number ten. The au
nouueement spec Med that but leu
worda would lie considered from any
one person and a committee of literary
meu would select rrom the nuniliers
offered the ten strongest words In the
KuglUb laiiKiiaKe.
Theso are the words that won: Hate,
blood, hungry, dawn, coming. Bone,
lore, dead, uloue. forever.
Uo you think of nny stronger, fuller
of sugKesilour-Kxcbauge.
Not Herself,
j Farmer (to medical man) If you gel
j out my waj any time, doctor, I wish
I you'd slop aud see my wife. 1 thluk
I she ain't feelln' well. Doctor What
makes you think so? Farmer Well,
this iiiorulu', after she had milked the
cons, an' fed Ihe pigs, au' got break
fast for tbe meu, au' washed Ihe
dishes, an' built a lire under tbe cop.
per lu the wash 'ouse, an done a few
odd Jobs about tbe bouse, she com
plained o' feelln' tlretl-llke. I faucy
aba uccds dose o' medicine. London
Scraps
Titbuae, Me air meata.
Med ford's Greatest TJargain Store
BAKER-HUTCHASON CO.
G Street, Just North of Jackson County Bank.
Live Mulo. Dead Boar.
Au odd hunting tulveiitiiru recently
befell a llrltlsh nlhYer In India. He
was mourned on a licet mule mid was
ruuuliig dowu u wild hour. Iiiteuilln'
to lance It. when the atilniiil itiruc.1.
hi! the mule's leg and llien lied attain
The mule screamed snwigt'l.v. and in u
minute nIic had dcpusilHl ihe nlli.vr
on ihe grouu.l. '1 lien, kicking i.;h
vigorously live or six limes, as II' t.i
ce that her legs were all righi, she
smiled after Ihe unl'ortuiui.e pig ul
lightning ypei d. Willi fury In her e.ve.i
and vengeance In ihe crunk of her
cars. The race was uoi long, mid tin
wild hoar piiim realized thai he b.i.l
exasperated a lelcuile.s enemy. 11.
was siiini t hilled. n;i:l the mule, co.u
lie' up Willi him. caught him hy Hu-lun-It
hone wi.a her teeih. crunched I.
and Ihrew hi;;l tn Ihe ground tlti.i
llicil. before he could ri.--c. kic!;c. hilii
-o vicl.iuvl.v ilia! he wi::i a dead ho.i;
lu less lliau in. lime In- i Hie nml,.
returned id her in.i-ici a. id give utter
mice iii ii "heciuiw" of triumph.
Between Suppor cn.l Brbakfaet.
Many nr. nn.-, says a ,i-;i l.nowa
docliir. Ihi'ii!h ii.. i actually : i -k. kee,.
below par In si lvr:il Ii :l : ii I geuer.li
lone, und he i.i ul' Ihe tiplnlnu thai
I'asiltus dining Ihe long Interval he
Iwi stipper and hreakf.tsl, and espe.
liy ihe imiiplcie I'liipilne-ii of ihe
-aiimn; Ii lunlni; slei'ii. adds ureallv i.
Ihe inuiiunl ul emai lal inn. sleepless
ness nud general weakness we so often
nieel. Il Is luglcal lo believe lhal ihe
supply of nourishment should be some
ivhal cum hiiiiuis. especially In lliose
who are below pup. II' wo would rutin-1
ler.-n-i Ihelr emaciation and lower de
gree of vitality, nn. I as binlll.v excr i
else Is suspended during sleep, with'
weal' and tear coiTespuiMllngly dimin
ished, while digestion. iissmlallnu nud ;
uuirlilvo nclivhy cunt lime as usual,!
Ihe food furnished during I his period'
adds mure than Is destroyed, and In-
I'eused weight and improved general
vigor are the results. London lllobe.
A Theater Dialogue.
Thu curialu had fallen on the llrst
net at a llroadway theater when a
uian. correctly, nitlred and npiinrently
or retliieuienl, leuueil lowurd a womnn
dcctipylng a seat directly In front of
him n wouinn who had tialurally re
tuuved Iter hat, hill whose hull- was
arranged lu Ihe extreme of fashion,
allied by "bougluen" puffs.
1 beg your pardon, madam," said
Ihe until lu au audible whisper, "but If
you would reinovo your balr and sub
stitute your hat 1 believe 1 would be
able to see something moro of the
stage."
The womnn tlldu't scream. She
didn't even faint. She merely turned
around and replied:
"Ja.-k, If you weren't my brother
I'd ship your face." New York tllobe
Her Little Confidence Game.
"We're playing railroad train." she
suld ns she pulhMl her father's paper
away, "and I'm the conductor. Tick
ets, please."
He look a card from his pocket aud
handed It to her. She looked at it In-,
tently for a minute nud then handed II
hack. "That was Issued yesterday,"
she said, "ai d Isn't go-d today. You'll
have to pay c.isb or act off t tie trilu."
He gave her a illme. He knew be
had lieen "workel." but what else
could be do?
Pitched It.
A boy was asked what Moses did
with the tal-ernaclc lu the wilderness
wheu the people murmured.
He replied. "He chucked It away."
When asked to eiplalu he read the
seventh verse of the thirty-third chap
ter of Kxodus, "Aud Moses took the
tabernacle ami pitched It without the
camp, afar off front the camp." Liver
pool Mercury.
Night Rates For a Horse.
"Hicks, the hotel mail, has a tiew
tcbeuie. He serves Welsh rabbit free
to his guests eveulugs."
"What's his Idea?"
"Well, they bote ulghl mare, and
then be charges them for the use of
one horse."-Boston Transcript.
Conceit.
Conceit Is that attitude of tbe mind
which oouvlucea a mail that If he bsd
only llxcd soon enough he would have
lieen the author of Ihe Bible -Detroit
Kre Press.
I have but one lamp In which my
feet are guided, and that Is the lamp
of iperlen.v. I know no way of
Judging of tbe future but by tbe past.
-Patrlc'Renry. j
aiedford Tfibua, 60 par BoaU.
THE GRAND
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The Best Bill of the Season
SUBJECTS:
Au English Harvest Scene.
ILLUSTRATED BONO "When
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The Jeweler
Flue Watch and Jewelry
Which Will It Be?
PlNKAPPLli: SHERBET, OROANGE SHER
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It is up to You
What Will You Do?
Tf yon do a lot of thinking, if yonr brain is active
and the strain is wearing out your nerves and breaking
down yonr system day by dayj then you may reflect for
a moment, if it would not be wise to drink the strength
of roasted grains, to buy at yonr grocery store a pack
age of
Golden Grain Granules
N'o man can consume his strength and retain it at
the same time; he ought to replenish an equal amount
daily. GOLDEN GRAIN GRANULES is far super
ior to Coffee, although it looks like coffee, tastes like
coffee and smells like coffee. A big package can be had
in any grocery store for 2")c. Order a package today.
All grocery sell it.
Tribune Ads
RED MEN .
Should supply
their squaws now
Tbe Country Schoolmaster.
You Wore a Pinafore. ' '
Why tho Wedding Was Put Off.
clinnges Hint have been nnide, our
seo tlieni nnd be convinced.
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J. REDDY
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Repairing a Specialty.
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