THE MEDFORD MAIL
PablUbed erery Friday
A. 5. BLITOIt, Publisher.
MEDFOKl), JANUARY IT. 1908.
5UB5CRIPTI0N ll-so PER YEAR
statsrsd 1b th po'toflloe at Madrord.OreaoD
as sscoad clau mall uaUsr.
Lawyers koala go IHUs slow
about protesting agalr.it ths sppblnt
meat of Bcbnebel no to ground of
lack of Mil koowledae. Nooa of
tbem can goau vara aoearsteiy what
tfaa law In Ereo mem ban ot tba Uni
ted BtaUl Buprems Court disagree
la tbalt gaeasee,
Ii Senator Bourne's lollaenoe with
tbe president should sstend ao far aa
to oersosde bio to rua for tba ottloa
agaio ws will ba prepared to forgive
Jonathan many tbloge.
What Would We Give to be Able
to. Look In the Future,
Aa far baok aa wa eaa go with oar
history people bare been looking la
or trying to look Into tbe fatare,
Tea tbaKlaga cf old bad tbt learn
- ad man teat aodled to try to peue
tiata tna fatara, iber bad dreama
aad grow Terr wratby If their sooth
sayers ooold aot tall tbam what tba
meaning waa, Joat ao with oar people
today, for look at tbe people we bare
today wko go to people who promise
tbem or tell tbam tbey oaa opea op
to tbam tbe future, wblle X am ant
a propbet or tbe aoa of a prophet
I bare made tbe fatare a atady, as to
bow tblaga are going, and bare eome
to toe ooaol natoa that la regards to
many things tbere will be little or oo
ehaoge, for example take beating
tores I am adertlslng that than can
ba oo ooaoge la tba price of thla ar
ticle, la my great lotbaaiaam to lead
la this Una of bnslneaa, last fall I got
more beaten than I needed to topply
my wants, and knowing that I can
bay ntxt fell aa obcap aa 1 oan now,
I do oot want to oairy over what I
now bare on band, ao la order to
more what I now bare I am going to
offer to tba people of tbla oommantty
a bargain la order to do ao, 1 am go
ing to aell any and all my beatara at a
redaction of 10 per cent off the
price 1 bare beta selling tbem. Yoa
no doabt ned oae now and eaa nee
one for at least 3 months tbia eaaaoo
and bare It for tbe fatare and aare
per Ofnt oo tba purchase, a atore
that 1 bare sold at 112.60 yoa can
aare 11.26 would aot tbia pay yoa to
bay one aow. I am determined to
aell more gooda tbla year tbaa 1 did
last year and la order to do ao I will
bare to go soma, I moat bare tbe aa
alataooe of erery man and woman la
tbe county, to do It, ao If yea tblak
I em not going to do tbe right thing
by yoa la order to do thla yoa oome
end see me and I will abow yoa. In
order to looreeee my baslneee I matt
aell aa good gooda and moat aell tbam
aa oheap aa my competitors aell tbem
or I would aot expect yoar baalaeee.
I bare a fall Hoe of hardware aad a
complete line, I am agent for tbe beet
taoabator oa the market, tbe Peta-
luma,aad oaa aell tbem to yoa Joat
aa cheap aa yoa eon bay tbem at the
fsutory, ao oome la aad let oa hare a
talk aboot yoar business tbla yaer,
II want yoar business aad If good
gooda aad fair treatmeat will get it,
it Is mine.
Toon for tba tanner business tbla
year.
bbortle Oarnatt.
Nolke
there will be ao pQbUshiog of tbe
delinquent tax Hat thla year aa tbe
aew law la regard to the latter has
gone Into effect. There will also ba
so sale of delinquent tax lands.
STYU
The Mallory Cravanetta Bat
la Doubly Guaranteed
The name of Mallory, since 1823, has
stood fur the belt In mrn's hatwear
honest materials, brst workmanship, and
styles that are accepted as standards,
besides this guanuiUe ot excellence, the
Mallory .
Cravenette Hat
has what no other hat can haveaine
quality rtf being ttwMrr.'w fnm the
Cravenette pmceM, which makes a
Mallory uy new in spite of all kind, ol
wathv. We can heartily endorse an
bat that bean the Mnllory ttamp.
We have them. Am ft and it iff, in
all style and all the popular stfudca.
The await our inspection.
DANIELS
New Clothing Store
V" 5EKVTCI I
THE SIGN OF SAFETY
fist NATIONAL BANE.
l OF UEDFOKD
OF
RESOURCES
HE NEVER
ttm. a. Crow.ll. President
P. K. Dsasl. Vice PrasleMt
Miss Maybellle Watson, who proved
herself a heroine when tbe steamer
C'clambla went dewo after oolllsion
with the steam tchoiner Ban Pedro,
waa tbe recipient of a Christmas pres
ent on Wednaday that ebpwa Jthe un
dying gratitude of Miss Ivnme Urelae
of Cleveland, Ohio, the woman
whom Miss Watson saved from a wa
tery grave. A large aolltalre dia
mond, aat in a plaio g"ld ring, waa
received at tba Watson realdruoe as
a token from Mils Ureise. Wbeo tbe
Columbia want down off the Mendo-
olno coast, Miss Wataon, straggling
for bar life, found Miss Ureise In tba
chilly waters and placing one arm
arouod bar awam wltb the tide and
kept bar bead above tbe wares Until
rteoued, laalatlag that Mies Ureise be
takea tbe life boat ahead of herself.
Tl
Boytitowa, Pa., Jan. S. -Wltb tbe
opening of tba four improvised
morguao today, la which lay tbe rio-
tims of Monday nlgbt'a - theater hor
ror, the Inbabltanta of tbla borough
began to realize tbe ewfal eitent of
the tragedy. .
Tbe bead of eorrow baa touched
probably erery family la tbe towa
and io many neighboring vlllagea.
Where families ware not directly
atfeoted by tbe terrible panto and
fire tbrough'tbe loaa of relatives, tbey
were moaralog for lost oaee or ao
qaalntanoee. Thd graaaome aoaae a
following the diaaater bting a shad-
der to tbe atouteat heart and many
of the thousands who have oome aa
curloalty seekers bave'gone away de
daring they oarer want to wltneaa
another eight Ilka It.
The four buildings used as morgn.ee
contain 168 bodies. Tbe ttrae un
dertaking eatabllshmenta of tbe
town were toe email to accommdate
tbavlotlma so tba borough otliole la
deolded to use tbe blgb school.
Undertakers from aunoundlng towns
were pressed loto service to oare for
the bodies. To each body waa at
tached a tag oongaining a number
aad wltb tbe corpse was laid artlolea
of Jewelry or clothing that might
hare beau io poaaaestloa ot tbe
victim.
It Is believed that all of the bodlae
have been recovered, fifty have been
Identified. Moat of the todies ware
in each condition that few of them
will be recognized by their featarea
alone. In nearly erery oaee, tbe up
per portion of tbe bodies were burn
ed, eome of tbem to a oris p. Be
cause of tbe ditHcalty nt identlflsa
tloa aad tbe attendant eonfaalou, tbe
Coroner decided to keep tbe morgoee
closed until today aad daring tbe
moralag tbe doots of tbe buildings
were thrown opea. Hundreds of peo
ple were waiting at eaob place to get
a look a the bodies la tbe bope of
finding the remame of lored oaee.
erfeot polder waa maintained at eaob
of the morgoee, a aquad of polloe
being oo doty to keep tbe orowda
moving. Jaoob Johnson, who waa
badly hart la the mad rueb for eill
from tbe burning building, died thla
mornlog. ,
B. L. Deane, of Denver, Colo.,
la vistlng his brother rand sister, Mr.
and Mra. Geo. W. Johnson, for a few
days. He la 00 bla way borne, bar
ing visited bla brothers located In
Kagene,;Oregon.
A Doubtful Assertion.
Browne They say that drowning
men catch at straws.
Towns Yes, but I doubt It I've seen
a number of men drown, and those of
them who had any preference at all
seemed In favor ot a plank. 'Ia fact, I
do not now recall ever having been
asked for a straw by a gentleman who
waa drowning. New York Journal.
Extravagant,
Kind Lady-lf I give yoa tbla fenny
what will yon do with Itr Beggar
Hire a motor cab and show me Mend
Rigs by the town, ma'am. HI oatrated
Bits.
Conceit may puff-a.nian np,Jratsjarv
ar props Mm up ttuekla.
Cheap Fun.
He-Ton talk about man playing
poker. It Is no worse a vice then tbe j
shopping habit of the women. She !
ferhtps not, morally sneaking; but I
then. It takes money to play poker, ,
whereas a woman can shop all day ;
without It coating bar a cent except
what she pays for car fare. Boston
Transcript
Might Have Known. !
An auatero looking lady walked Into '
a furrier's and aald to the shopman.
"I should like to purchase a muff."
"What fur?" demanded the man.
"To keep "my handa warm, you
Idlotr exclaimed the lady. London
Scrape.
Sewing machine needlea .at Msd
ford fharmacy.
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UEDFOKD
"$400,000.0Q
SPECULATE
Ose. W. Ouaa. sd vies Pr.nd.nt
m. Altera. iunar
Oris Crswlerd, Asst. Cesklsr
A STRENUOUS RULER.
Oaring, Coelneaa and Bravary
James IV. of Seotland.
One of the interesting character of
history la James IV, king of Scotland
from 1473 to 1513. lie was athletic.
courageous and fond of adventure, la
putting down insurrections and Im
proving the criminal administration of
the country be was foremost In tbe
ranke and did not abun a band to band
contest He married a daughter of
Henry Til. of KoglaDd and made a
treaty which eecured peace between
the two countries. - lie labored to build
np a navy and develop commerce and
showed aklllful diplomacy In dealing
wltb other nations. He was killed la
battle at Find den, where bis army
was dlaaetrously defeated by Henry
VIII.
Those were atrenuoua times, when It
waa necessary for a king to be a fight
er and to Inspire bla obstreperous sub
jects with some degree of terror. Ktag
James need often to go about the coon
try In different disguises, aot only be
cause be loved adventure, but because
be could tbaa aacare Informatloa on
tbe state ot tbe aatlea at drat band.
It la related of the vigorous Bcottlah
king that once when wandering through
the hills during the night he waa over
taken by a violent atorm and waa
obliged to take shelter In a cavern near
Wemys, which la oae of the moat re
markable antlqultlea of Scotland. 1 Hav
ing advanced eome way In. the king
discovered a number of men and wo
men reedy to begin to roaat a sheep for
supper. From their appearance be sus
pected that he had fallen Into evil com
pany, but as It waa then too late be
asked hospitality from them till the
tempest was over. Tbey granted it
and Invited the king, who waa un
known to them, to alt dowo and Join
thera at aupper. Tbey were a notort
oua band of robbers and cutthroats,
and this fact noon dawned upon James.
Aa soon aa tbey had finished their
aupper one of them presented a plate
on which two dagger were laid In the
form ot a 8t. Andrew's cross, telling
the king that thla waa the dessert tbey
alwaya served to atrangera; that be
must choose one of the daggera and
fight him whom tbe company selected
aa his antagonist. The king, realising
that be waa to be murdered, instantly
seized both daggera, one In each hand,
and plunged them. Into the hearts of
the two robbers nearest to Mm. He
then dashed out of the cave and made
his escape, returning aa aoon aa pos
sible wltn a body of soldiers, by whom
the whole band was arrested and pub
licly hanged. Punxsutawney Spirit
A BRAHMS ANECDOTE.
The Man Who Spoiled en Evening Fer
the Great Composer.
Among the Brahms anecdotes which
are popular In Germany thla one waa
contributed by Krau Lulse Pool.
Brahms liked Baden-Baden, and took aa
much pleasure In a winter visit to the
place aa Id the crowded summer time.
The residents knew this when tbey In
vited him in 1870 to come and direct
some of bis works. After tbe con
cert the friends of the master assem
bled at Goldemen Krans by invitation
of the oberbunrermelster ganner to
"drink a glass of wine." The session
lasted long, but graduslly the company
grew entailer. Presently they had all
gone except Brahms and CorneUua
Rubner. After awhile even Brahms
suggested home, and hla young com
panloo eagerly agreed to adjourn the
aesslon. On the way home Brahma
asked his companion, whose name be
had not beard, "By tbe way, do yoa
know thla young director Rubner?"
"Are yon Interested In him J" be ask
ed by way ot answer.
"Certainly. Adolf Jensen thinks he
Is not only great bug genial. Don't you
know him?"
I know him very well. He Is aa ar
rogant conceited fellow, who can do
nothing and knows nothing."
The pleasure of the evening was
spoiled by this harsh opinion as to a
man whom Brahma had made up bis
mind to like. The next morning be at
tended, wltb soma others, a breakfast
at Jensen's, . where he told the story.
He had hardly finished when the door
opened and Rubner walked In.
"That's the man who slandered your
friend," aald Brahms, and when ev
erybody laughed he suspected what
waa tofd to htm aa aoon as the first
man recovered.
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VANISHED TREA8URE8.
atseaeeaUeaa at Art Tkal Are Loot
1. us Wacla,
The "Venoa de Mllo," which baa been
at the Louvre for many years Is, as all
tbe world knows, an Imperfect piece of
sculptors, though It la tbe greatest
treasure ef its kind the world baa ever
aeon. A great reward would be given
tbe man who could find the mlaalng
parte. About 1878 tbe moat Important
of tbem tbe right arm came to light
la London and waa proved by experts
to be genuine. Tbe owner, however,
refused to part with It and concealed
It for fear It would be stolen. Unfor
tunately be died without revealing Its
biding place, ao it la as much lost as
aver.
A bronaa drinking cup which waa
Stolen from an Egyptian temple In
1789 and brought to Europe baa I Jrac
oleusly disappeared. On It Is engieved
the whole history of the Pbaraohe, and
ft could easily be sold for ilOO.UUO. In
fact the French government offered a
reward of $14,000 for Its discovery, but
the famous cup has vanlahed, probably
forever.
Another treasure which has vanished
In aa arrange a way la the Marcella
vase of the Dreaden collection. Tbia
la the only piece missing from the fa
mous Dresden Marcella collection, the
value of which la aald to be (75,000.
It beare the cross arrows and the lion's
head. Not long ago tbe rase was said
to be la England, bat be that aa It
may, the person who) rediscovers this
treasure may command any price In
reason for It
Hew It Is possible that a treasure so
huge aa a painting could be lost eight
of entirely la not easily explained, but
tola baa often happened. One of Reyn
olds' pais tinge, "Countess of Derby.''
which la considered bis bast portrait
1 dta appeared. Not long after It
area pale ted It disappeared from tbe
M'-VDy f b Earl of Derby and
baa never'been beard of sines, though
it weald bring tlfiaOOO to tbe fiader.
Tbere are also two Yaadykes aad a
aUsabrmndt missing, for which collect
era as willing to pay 1300,000. The
Bart of Crewe would gtre a large sum
fee the return of a Cupid which eome
saadal cat from tbe portrait of the for
mer Coon tees ot Crewe and her son.
who was painted aa the sprite. Bt
Louis Republic. -
THE STAGE KISS.
M wests tke Oealas ot the Aster mm
tke Actress.
Tbe stage kiss la Important There
m nothing which so testa tbe genius of
an actor and an actress aa the ability
under Just such circumstances to pro-
done tbe illusion of love. On the stage
K la necessary for them to forget tbeir
rt personalities, to smother their
awn feelings, one for the other, and In
me place of the warped though genu
ine kiss we see at the railroad station
and the ateamshlp wharf present to
our eyes by the magic of their acting a
highly artificial product
And tbla highly artificial product be
cause It la art and because It la pro
duced by art Impresses us as real aad
genuine wsere the actually real and
genuine would have filled oa only with
derision and contempt Just aa real
tears on the stage would fall to move
on. Indeed, tbe beat stage kisses, the
kisses that are moat convincing In the
way of reallam, are usually gtven and
received by actors and actresses whose
feeling for each other In private life is,
to say the least Indifferent Frequent
ly, it audiences only knew, they watch
lovemaklng on tbe stage between men
and women who are literally at dag
gers' points wltb each other.
I would not go so far aa to say that
such a state of feeling alwaya contrib
utes to good stage lovemaklng and to
realistic stage kissing, but I do know
that It Is an axiomatic truth, recog
oassd by theatrical rnanagers every
where, aot to engags playfoik lovera
to enact similar rotes In a drama If It
Is at an possible to get any one else-
Blanche Ring In "The Psychology of
oat Stag Kiss."
Tbe following core far todgssUon Is
laeoaamended by tbe eminent Dr. Bend
la tbe London Lancet a medical Jour
nal of world wide repute.
Tba Indigestion niwat be very
hopeless one," says Dr. Bond, "which
will aot yield to a diet ef small enf
of warm milk to which a teaspsaafat
of ram ban been added, fallowed by a
plain biscuit or two and same very
mild cheese, paradoxical aa tbla com
bination may seem."
According to Dr. Bond, tbere la
subtle bsrmony between these hsgre-
dasnts that does tba busfnesa
Economizes the use of flour, but
ter and eggs; makes the biscuit,
cake and pastry more appetiz
ing, nutritious and wholesome.
ABSOLUTELY PURE
This is the only baking
powder made from Royal
Grape Cream of Tartar.
- It Has No Substitute
Tkm are A lam artel phosphate ! LlM alitor m)4 t
fewer prlc. but n hMMkMptr rvfaHlaf tb hMltll
Iwr Umj cm atffwtj f mm Xhtm.
fiP8vANb Tipping,
The Ceataaaarr Baaetlaaa oa Beats
tke Ataaatle LlBeaa.
Do aot take fright at what yoa may
bear aboot excessive tips oa steamers
and in Europe. They are numerous, but
Bead oot be large. To scatter your
money wildly In tips will mark you
aa a novice. All the eerranta will
quickly spot yea, pans the word around
and fleece you. Tipa vary, of amass.
In accordance wltb the grade of steam
ers, hotels and other accommodations
If you travel In a specially equipped
floating palace you must expect to pay
at least 20 for steamer tips. On regu
lar first class steamers, however, the
following are customary and will be
ample: Stuteroom steward, 12.50; state
room stewardess. $2.50; dining room
steward, $&B0. These are obligatory.
On the cheaper first class steamers
they may be reduced to $1 each and
ba entirely dlguitled. It all depends on
the boat. By bilking with other pas
sengers you can readily learn tbe cus
tomary acale for your ateanier. If you
use tbe bathroom recularly. pay -the
bathroom steward $1; If leas frequently
this might be cut to 25 cents a bath.
If you read books from the library,
give tbe steward a tip varying from
$1 down to 25 cents, according to grade
of steamer and frequency of hia aervlce
to you.
Tbe deck steward's gratuity la a
variable quantity; be has opportunity
for getting tips from ao many people
that be fares better than inside etew
arda, who are restricted to a certain
number; bonce' do not be uneasy about
him. Give him what you think be baa
earned In waiting on you, according to
relative aervlce with the other stew
ards. A dollar la the maximum expect
ed on ordinary boats.
Thus your total tips need not exceed
$10 a voyage and may not be mors
than $5. Be reasonable In what you
' require of stewards, and If yoa should
1 ask anedal BArviae of them antakle the
Una of their regular duties, pay tbem
for at Myra.Emmona In Good House
keeping. EARTH'S LATENT POWER.
AH Soils laMaaM star Taatsk la a
oaaeat at Ttsae.
Tbe late Professor 8. P. Langley, sec
retary of the Smithsonian Institution,
speaking of earthquakes, aatd:
"The consideration of tbe unfamiliar
powers certainly latent In nature, auch
as belong to a little tremor of the plan
et'a surface or such aa was shown In
that scene I have described," referring
to phenomena be bad witnessed when
the comparatively Inalgnlflcant effect
of a few tone of dynamite waa to
make aolid buildings unrealities, "may
help as to understand that the words
of the great poet are but the possible
expression of a physical fact; that The
cloud capped towers, tbe gorgeous pal
aces, the solemn temples, and we with
them, may Indeed some day inconceiv
ably vaniah aa the airy nothing at the
touch of Prospero's wand, and without
tbe warning to us ot a stogie Instant
that the security of our ordinary Ursa
la about to be broken.'
"We concede this, however. In tba
present case only ss an abstract possi
bility, for the advance of astronomical
knowledge Is much more likely to show
that the kernel of the comet la but the
bigness of soms large meteorite against
which our air la an efficient shield, and
tbe chance of evil Is most remote in
any ease only ancb aa may come In
any hour of our Urea from any quarter,
not alone from the earthquake, but
from the pestilence thst walketh In
darkness from the Infinitely little be
low and within us aa well aa from tns
Infinite powers ot tbe universe wlBwut
"Something common to man and tba
brute speaks at auch times. If never,
before or again; something which at not
altogether physical apprehension, bat
more like the moral dismay when tns
shock of an earthquake hj fast for tbs
first time, and we know that startling
doubt auperlor to reason whether the
valid trams of earth la real, and not
baseless ss tns fabric of a vision.'
Washington Star.
r,l m New Battkee,
If you go In awlmmln'," said Tom
my's younger brother, "I'll tall maw!"
"Tell 'er, If you want to, yoa nsety
little mack rakerl" blurted Tommy,
(tanging into the water. Chicago Trlb-
st M Tfcer Kasw I.
Barker I wonder why moat msrrted
women are afraid of their hushandat
Parker I guess Ifs because men
oarer propose to tba other UnsV-Oe-trelt
Tribune.
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Because He Paid By Check
Not long ago,' a business man in this community
was presented with a bill that he had already paid.
He produced the paid check as a voucher in evi
dence, and it was thus at once proven that he had
paid the bill,'
Don't you see the importance of paying by check T
This Bank cordially invites your account subject to
check, and will be pleased to render you the most
efficient service '
Jackson County Bank,
Established 1888. Medford. Oregon
Capital, Surplus and Deposits over $625,000
THE PECTORAL FINS.
Wlthoat Them th Flak WoiU
taad on It Head.
Tbe pectoral t'iu of a flsb are tb two
floa, one on eacli isluj, Juat buck of tbe
bead. Tbene Aus aid tbe ttub to some
extent In nwtuiuikiK. Tbey are email
oara wblcb tbe bbb I'eatbera very beau
tifully and are of value cblefly to pre
serve lta iuil!briuni. It la i!tb these
Qua tbat tbe tub uiaintaloa lta borlzoa
lal position la tbe water when not
twtmmlag. Without tbem tbe flab
would atand on It bead. Bometlmee a
Bab loaee oue or botn of lta pectoral
liua by dlittdeM or by accident A flat.
fritbout pectoral Una la hi a bad way.
Wblle moit nhj keep a borUoatal
aoaltlon In tbe water wben not awln
-nlng. tbere are tl&bee that do not Oue
j tbetit) tittle la tbe Uletfeb. wbicb
wben motkmle suspeoda ttaelf In tbe
water, bead Uovruward, at an angle of
forty-live decreed or even nearer tbe
.terivndlcular. A nleflsb kept In an
aquarium whlcb bad lout bo til lta pec
torul rtus lncl.Uv.-d over backward past
tbe perpendicular wben mo Monies to
about tbe same unjle tbat It would
have kept In the otber direction If lta
pectoral Una bud itwu lutuct, so tbat
wben not in motloa It seemed to be ly
ing at an angle on Its b.ick.
In tbe same ai.uarium tbere waa a
striped bass welpbiut? about a pound
and a half, one of whose pectoral Una
waa attacked at tbe tip by fungus,
wblcb RTudually encroucbe upon it
Finally tbe diseased pdttious of tbe fin
were cut off wltb a pair of sharp shears,
tbe cut being made wltbiu tbe sound
part of tbu fin. At first the tlsb waa
like a man In a boat pulltuK one long
oar and oue abort one it couldn't bold
a course. But It soon accustomed It
aelf to Its new condition, and there
after It got along very comfortably.
Tk Starts aad atrip,
Wben tbe stun and stripes went
down at Cbarleatou In 1SU1 tbey went
np Immediately In every town and city
In the loyal states. Four years Inter
tbey weut up again on Fort Sumter.
Major Anderson lowered tbe flag In
IStil. Major General Anderson raised
tbe Identical flag again four years
later. Three hundred and fifty thou
sand Union soldiers bad given up their
Uvea that be might raise It Tbe south
was In ruins. Three million slave
had been made free. All that tbat lit
Oa place of bunting might be at tbe
top of the staff once more. And wben
tba American acboolboy and schoolgirl
ea the flag on tfta ecboolhouse tbey
aboald be taught to remember all tbla.
Washington Post
w to Ftr a Caaaaas Wlrmmrmetittr.
Tbe moat Impressive way to dis
cbarge a cannon firecracker la to bold
It tightly between tbe thumb and fore
Anger. Tbe effect la heightened In an
lnrarae ratio with tbe age of tbe bold
er. In tba vary young it la aometimea
poaalbie not only to loaa tbe hand, but
part of tba arm, -
Yaw sttvasBsmekar aad ta Tasyada
aid a Jolly flrscraekar to a little plump
V yc't were patrtotle. you weadi wear
a suit of red
tna stand up la the aluasw Just aa
artraigbt aa we dor
lnd thla la what tba smart toiwau
aald:
l am fust aa patrtotlo, though I wear no
aoaiiat jacket,
. For Tm no sueh blooming ttttla fire
brand aa you.'
Teatorrow xou'U be Uamlng. whan yoa
her th racket.
What a Uttle plump torpedo than eaa
dor
-New Tort Berald.-
Bqnallty may ba all right, but ao
human power can convert It teto a
factBalxao.
0HUB0HX8 OF XSDFOBD.
Methodist Episcopal Cburcii W. 0. Renter
puior. rreecDing every bidohd ii a
m. .na7:iup. m. budosj scoooi ai iu s.m., u.
Law too, eupt. Class meeting lollowi
preachlnjr lerrlee Sunday moraine, Julius
Meeker, leader. Kpwortn League at 0 :W p. m
Fred Ftldefer, president. Regular prayer meet
Inge every Tburtday evening at 7:80 p. m.
Ladles Ala Society every Tuetdey afternoon
at 2.80 Mr. J. P. Roberts, president. W. F.M.fl
meeu flrst Friday In each month, lira. Mary
rietuer, preaiacni.
Presbyterian Churcn Rev. w. F. Shields
par tor. Preaching every Sabbath at 11 a. m
and 7 :30 p.m. Sunday school at H) a.m., Jae
Martin, Sept. Christian Endeavor, 6:80 p. m
Junior Christian Endeavor, S p. m. Even
Tnureday prayer meeting, S p. m. First Tues
day evening oi every momn cnunn social
Second Tuesday every month, 2:80 p. to.. Mis
sion society, rim ana tnira Tueiatys ever)
month, 2:w p. m Aid society. Rev. W. F
Shields, Pantor: Mint Beulab Warner, Snpt
b. b,; eniM tMiiin tan i'jm ouperinienaen
t. C. K. ; David M. Pay, Pres. 8. .
Mrs. J U.Van Dyke, Pres. Aid society; Mm J
W. Cox. Pres. Million Society.
Christian cnurcif Corner of Siitn and i
streets. Service on tbe flrst and third Sun
days of each month. Huuday school and
Christian Endeavor at usua boors every Sua
di.fr- Prayer meeting very Thureday evening
The people weleome. Rev M. P. Uoan. Pastor.
Mthod)st Episcopal Churcn Hontb W. T
Goutder, pastor. Preaching every Sunday a
11 a. m. and "ao p miSunday school at 10a, m
Prayer meeting Thursday evening at t . p. m.
Woman's Home MImiod Socleiy'meeta first'
Wednesday tn each month at I W p. m. Erery
one Is cordially lor l ted to all our services
Free Methodlt ctmrch Sunday School n
o'click. Preaching at tl ft. m.i aod 7ao p. m.
p. m
Rxv
r raver inceung loursuaj evening.
Fsaxci Smith, pastors
W R c meet the standard Wednesdays tn
the month at OA R hall visiting members
are tar Lied to attend our mettlcki
EDXaaK MOBSl. Pits
Eixa. 8aon.it, ?
ONIONS
Fine Bermuda Onions
for sale at all prices . .
A. C. ALLEN
Phoue 781
Electric Wiring
I can save you money
on Electric Wiring. For
estimates write
W. A. KYNISTON,
P. 0. Box 128
MEDFORD, - OREGON
STRIKING EYEGLASSES.
Mm Law vhtafc Dedans It sta Asrarsf
Talcs Ofa-asa.
It Is the common opinion tbat tot
striking a man with glasses oo there
k a aererer penalty than tor striking
him Tinder similar circumstances when
ba Is not wearing glasses. Careful
search, howerer, does not bring forth
any statutory prorlslon which declares
tbe offense greater when the man who
la struck wears glasses. The preva
lence ot this Idea la doe, no donbt to
the probability ot tbe Jodge In each
eases glvlog tbe conricted the extreme
penalty. Tbe legal term for assault an
te each circumstances Is "mayhem,''
signifying that the assailant baa In one
-way or another deprived his rlctlm of
(he power of defending Mmserf,
Daring an altercation from which a
struggle Is apt to enaoe any one wear
ing glasses would be wise to remove
them, unobserved If nnsslhle, however,
becauae If noticed it might act aa a
Signal to begin bostUltles.
Many think that glasses would ba a
sjoorco of general protection- re these
aasss and often take satvsjstagaoa that
groond. but this as wnsn. because aa
esaut would hold It worse to strike a
Been with glasses tbaa oae without
unless the assailant struck directly at
bla opponent's eyes. With tbe Intent to
wound or realm him, and whether ose
were hit elsewhere tbaa on the eve
would not eater tba easa at aU,
Circular-Wsekly.
f Growing
Business
You never heard of a man
hatinff to consult an oca hit on
account of weak eyee caused
irom look in? on tbe bright side
of thinfft. IsOts of people In the
world would re real good iftheT
didn't think tbey were to flood.
Then take tau other fellow who
hai trouble and trip to drown
them. In near every case, he
seems to think they are located
In hfa utomnch. IVnrry It tbe
undesirable thmiehtt a fellow
can't help thinklnir. Oh Per up!
Ymt nre not half an bed off na
you think you ere. Proiwrity fa
in the air, and although It may
not have struck you yot, it will
in a few dnys nr 'a few weeks, bee
cause we're going o' have sev
eral more yenrs of It. Hoch, bow
this store is erowtm. People
from all over the world are flock
ing to Medford on account of on r
wonderful prosperity. We'll
soon have U have about two
more stores right here In this
town, I think if you haven't,
been in, it's about time yon were
comiug- There it lots of good
stnf to look al You needn't
hurry about buvtng all we want
is to have you look and not over
look. MILLER & EWBANK