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About The Medford mail. (Medford, Or.) 1893-1909 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 16, 1906)
CAP'N ERI By JOSEPH Copyrtlht, 1804, by A. . Birnc. U New York. All CHAFTEIt I. 1EHEZ," observed Cnptnln Erl c'jv :'fu'.!y. "I'm trsin' to overage up with Ui mis tftkes of Providence." TUo captain .v:ia Re:iti?U l.y the open door of the dlnliiK v l!" rxfcor . with tho patched e.s:i.- .-...t. Ho was apparently very busy doing sDmethlug with a piece of r.th line unci a pair of long legged rubber hoots. Captain Tcrea, swinging buck and forth lu the parlor rocker with the patchwork cush Ion, was puffing deliberately at o wooden pipe, the bowl of which was carved Into the likeness of a very rakish damsel with a sallor'B cap set Ipon tlie side of lier once flaxen bead. In response to his companion's remark be lazily turned bis sunburned face to ward the cane seated rocker and In quired: "What on alrth are you dotn' with them boots?' Captain Erl tied a knot wlUi bis flu gcrs and teeth and then held the boots out at arm's leugtli. . "Why, Perez," ho said, "I'm aver agin' up, same as I told you. Provl dence made me a two legged critter, and a two legged critter needs two boots. I've alwuyu been able to find ono of these boots right oft whenever I want ed It, but It'B took me so plaguy long to find tho .totber one tbut whatever wet there was dried up afore I got out of tbe bouse. That's why I'm spllcln' 'em together tills way. I don't want to promise nothtn' rash, but I'm lu hopes that even Jerry can't lose "em now." "Ilumplil" grunted Captain Pcren. "I don't think much of that plan. 'Stead of losln' one you'll lose both of 'em." "Yos, but then I shan't ' care. If there ain't no boots In sight I'll go barefoot or stay at home. It's the kind of responslbleness that goes with bavin' ono boot that's weiirln' me out. Where Is Jerry?" "He went out to feed Lorenzo. I beard blm callln' n minute ago. That cat ain't been bomo seuce noon, and Jerry's worried." A stentorian shout of "Puss! Tubs! Come, kitty, kitty, kitty!" came from somewhere outside. Captain Erl smiled. "I'm 'fnild Lorenzo's glttln' dlssipnt , ed lu Ills old ago," bu observed. Then as a fat gray cat shot past tbe door: ;'Tlioro bo Its! Reg'lar prodigal sun. C5nies bomo when tho fatted oa'f's ready." , i -& foment later Captain jerry ap pealed, milk pitcher lu bund. lie en tered the dining room and, putting the pitcher down on tho table, pulled for ward tbe armchair with tho painted sunset ou tho back, produced bin own pipo ami proceeded to hunt' (lirougli one pocket after tho oilier with a trou bled expression of countenance. "Whore lu tuuket Is iny terbneker?" ho asked after finishing the round of lipcjiets and preparing to begin all over again. " . ' " . I, "J s6o it ou tliu top of the clock a spell ago," Bald Captain l'ci-ez. "Wus that yours, .Terry?" exclaimed Captain Erl. "Well, that's too' bad! I see It there und thought 'twas mine. Hero 'tis, or whut's left of It" jCajpjnln Jerry took tho remnant of a pluq from hla friend and said In an aggrieved olio fyi "'.3 '.' "" '" "That's Jos like you, Erl! Never havS 5 place for notliln' and help your self to anything you happen to want, don't make no odds whoso 'tis. Why don't you tako enro of your terbneker, Bamo'B I do of mine?" "Now, see hero, Jerry, I nln't so sure that Is yours. Let mo see It. Humph! I thought bo! This Is 'Navy Tlug,' and you always smoko 'Sailor's Sweet heart.' Talk about bavin' a placo for things!" "That's my terbacker, If you want to know," observed Captain Perez. "I've got yours, Erl. Here 'tis," "Well, tliou, where Is mine?" said Captalu Jerry somewhat snappishly. "Dot a dollur you've got It lu your pocket." said Cautaln Erl. 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Y to cover niniling and ho will send von a free copy of his lOos-pago Common Sense Medical Advisor, pauer-covored. Cloth-covered 31 stamps. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets arc tho host and safest laiatlvo tor the use ot aoilcaui women. C. LINCOLN Co- PublUhcn. 134 Fifth Avnu. Right. Roerved "Bet' $10 I ain't! I ain't quite a fool yit, Erl Hedge. I guess I know. Well, I suuni! I forgot that upper vest pocket." And from tbe pocket men tioned Captain Jerry produced the mlsBlne tobacco. There was a general laugh, in which Captain Jerry was obliged to Join, and the trio smoked In slleuco for a time, while the expanse of water to the east ward darkened and the outer beach be came but a dusky streak separating tho ocean from the Inner bay. At length Captain Perez rose and, knocking the ashes from his pipe, announced that he was going to "Bhow a glim." "Yes, go ahead, Jerry!" said Captain Erl. "Ifs glttln' dark." "Ifs darker In the grave," observed Captain Perez, with lugubrious philos ophy. "Then, for the land's sako, let s huvo It light wlillo we can! Here, Jerry, them matches Is burnt ones! Try this. 'Twon't bo so dnmngur to the morals." Captaln.Terry took the proffered match and lit tbe two Bracket lamps fastened to the walls of the dining room. The room, Been by the lamplight, was ship like, but as decidedly not snlpshapo, The chronometer on the mantel was obscured by a thick layer of dust. The three gorgeous oil paintings from tht brush of the local sign painter re spectively representing the constinc, packet llnuutih M., Erl Hedge master, and tho fishing schooners Georgia Bit kcr, .Tcreinlah Burgess master, and tin Flying Duck, Perez ltyder master, were shroudod In a very realistic fog of the same dust. Even tho Imposing gilt lettered set of "Lives of Great Na val Commanders," purchased by Cap tain Perez some mouths before nnd be ing slowly pnld for on an apparently never ending Installment plan, was cloaked with It. The heap of newspa pers shoved under the couch to get them out of the way pooped forth In a telltale manner. The windows were not too clean, and the iloor needed sweeping. Incidentally the Biipper ta ble had not been cleared. Each one of the three noted these things, nnd each sighed. Then Cnptaln Erl said, ns If to change the subject, though no one had spoken: "What started you talkln' about the grnvo, Perez? Whs It them cluui frit ters of Jerry's'!" "No," answered the ex-sklpper of the Flying Duck, pulling at his grizzled scrap of throat whisker and looking There u'mj a Qcwml Uutgh. rather shamefaced. "You see, M'llssy Bustoed dropped In a few minutes this tnornin' while you fellers was out. and" . Both Captain Erl and CupUilu Jerry set up a hilarious shout. "Haw, liaw!" roared the former, ship ping bis knee. "1 wouldn't be ho fusol nntin' as you be for no money, Perez. She'll have you ylt; you can't git away: But, say, I don't wonder you got to thltikiu' 'bout tho grave. Ten niiunto- of M'llssy gits me thlnklu' of things way t'other side of that!" "Aw, belay thero, Erl!" protested Cnplulu Perez testily. " 'Twuu't my fault. I didn't see her cotniu' or I'd have got out of sight." "What was It this time?" asked Cap tain Jerry, ..... "On, ii little of everything. She be gun about tho 'beautiful' sermou that Air. l'erloy preached ut the lust 'Conic Outers' ' nieetln'. That was what Blurt ed me thlnklu' about the gravo, 1 guess Then sho pitched into Sotli Wlligatu's wife fur hnvln' a now buuult this sea son when tho old one won't lin'f wore out. Sho talked for tun minutes or so on Unit, and then sho begun about Por ker boiir let go oyer nt uio cable sta tion and about tho new feller that's been signed to take Ills place. She's all for Parker. Says ho was a 'per fectly lovely' niau and that 'twas out rageous ,tiu3 way bo was treated, and all Unit sort of thing.'1.. She nln't tbe only ono Uint ttitnks " observed Captalu Jerry. "There's a heap of folks lu tills towu that think Pnrkor was n mighty lino feller." "Yes," said Captain Erl, "and It'B Worth While Uotlclu' who Uioy be. Perez's friend M'llssy thinks bo, nnd Squealer Wlxou and his gang think so, and Web Saunders Uiluks so, nnd n lot more like 'cm. Parker was too good a feller, that's what was Uio mat tur with him. His talk ulwuys remind ed mo of wttBh day at Uio poorbouso lots of soft soap with plenty ot lye In It." "Woll, .M'llssy says that tho men over to tho station all except Langloy, of course arc mad as all git-out because Parker was lot go, and sho says some body told somebody else, nud Bomebody cIbo told somebody else, and somebody olso told her sho snys It come reel straight that tho men are goln' to niako It hot for the new feller when he comes. Sho says bis name's Haieltlno, or somothln' like that, nnd that he's goln', to not bore toniorrer or next day." "Well," said Captain "Erl, "It'B a mer cy M'llssy found it out If that man should git here and sho not know It aforeband 'twould kill her sure as fate, and think what a blow that would be to you, Perez!" He took his old fashioned watch from bis pocket and glanced at tbe dial. "I mustn't be settln' round here much longer," be added. "John Bax ter'a gala' to have that little patch of cranberry swamp of bis picked to morrer and he's expectln' some barrels down on tonight's train, John asked me to git Zoeth Cahoon to cart 'em down for Dim, but I ain't got notbin special to do tonight, so I thought I'd Ditcn up and go ana git 'em myself, You and Jerry can match cents to see who does tho dishes. I did 'em last night, bo It's my watch below." "Well, I shan't do 'em," declared Captain Perez. "Blessed If I'd do the durn things tonlgbt if the president of Uie I lilted States asked me to." "Humph!" Bputtered Captain Jerry, "I s'pose you fellers think I'll do 'em all the time. If you do you're mistook, tint's all. 'Twan't Inst night you done 'em, Erl; 'twas the night afore. I done 'em last nlgbt and I'm ready to uke my chances ng'ln If we match but I'm Jiggered If I let you Bbove the whole thing off on to me. I didn't ship for cook no more'n tbe rest of you." Neither of the others saw fit to an swer this declaration of Independence and there was a pause In the conversa tlon. Then Captain Jerry said mood lly: "It ain't no use. It don't work." "What don't work?" asked Cnptnln Erl. "Why, this plan of ours, I thought when we fellers give up goln' to sea reg'lar and settled down here to keep bouse ourselves and live economical und nil that, that 'twas goln' to be fine. I thought I wouldn't mind dolu' my share of Uio work a bit, thought 'twould be kind of fun to swab decks and all Uiat. Well, 'twas for a spell, but 'taln't now. I'm bo sick of It tbut I don't know wbnt to do. And I'm sick of llvln' In a pigpen too. Look at them deadlights! They're so dirty that when I turn out in the mornln' and go to look Uirough 'cm I can't tell wbeUier It's foul waather or fair." ' Captain Erl looked at the windows toward which bis friend pointed nnd signed assent "There's no use tnlkin'," he observed, we've got to have a Btew.ard aboard this crnft." Yes," said Captain Perez emphat ically, "a steward of a woman. One of us '11 have to git married, that's all." Married!" roared the two lu chorus. That's what I said, married, aud take Uie others to board In this house. Look here, now! Wheu a shipwrecked crew's starvln' one of 'em has to be sacrificed for the good of Uio rest, and that's what we've got to do. One of us has got to git murrled for Uio benefit of tho oUier two." Captain Erl shouted hilariously. "Good boy, Perez!" ho cried. "Goln' to be the first oflerlii'?'' not unless it's my luck, Erl. We'll all three match for-It, sumo as we do bout, washin' Uie dishes." "Where ure you goiu' to find a wife?" asked Cuptnln Jerry. "Now, that's Jest what I'm goiu' to show you. I see how tilings was goln', and I've boon thlnklu' this over for a considerable spell. Hold on a minute till I overhaul my kit." Ho went into the front bedroom, and through the open door they could see him turning over tbe contents of the chest with P. 11. in brass nails ou the lid. He scattered about him fish lines, hooks, lend for sinkers, oilcloth Jackets, whales' teoUi and various other artl cles, and at length ennio back bearing a jinich crumpled sheet of printed pa per allure! Thero she Is! 'The Nup-ti-nl Chime. A Journal of Matrimony.' 1 see a pieco ubout It in the Herald the other day and sent a dime for a sam ple copy. It's chock full of advertise ments fotu women that wants bus bauds." Captain Erl put on his spectacles and hitched his chair up to Uio table. After giving tho pages of Uio Nuptial Cbline a hurried inspection ho remarked: Thero seems to bo a strong riuuiln' to 'vl-va-ci-ous brunettes' nud 'blonds with tender and romantic disposi tions.' ". Oh, bush up, Erll 'Taln't likely I'd wuut to wrlto to any of 'em lu Uiere. Tho thing for us to do would bo to write out n advertisement of our own. tell what sort of woman wo want aud then set back and wait for answers. Now, wbnt do you suy?" Captain Erl looked at Uio advocate of matrimony for a momeut without speaking. Then ho saldl "Do you really menu It, Perez?" "Sartlu 1 do." "Wini t do you think of It, Jerry?" "Think It's a good Idee," said that ancient mariner decisively. "Wo've got to do someUilu', and this looks like Uie only sensible thing." Then Erl's got to do HI" asserted Captain Torez dogmntleally. "We agrood to stick together, aud two to quo's n, yoto. Couio on now, Erl, wo'll match. " - , Captalu Erl bosltnted. "Come on, Erl !" ordered Captalu Jor- ry. "Ain't goln to mutiny, are you " "All right," said Captalu Erl. "I'll stick to Uie ship, only," ho added, with a quizzical guinea at his com panions, "it's got to bo settled that Uio feller that's stuck con pick his wife and don't have to marry uuless be finds one Unit suits lilm." The oUicrs agreed to this sUpulaUon, and Cnptnln Porea, drawing n long breath, took a coin from his pocket, fllpied It In tho ntr and covered It us It fell on Uu tablo with a big, hairy hand. Captain Erl did likewise; so did Cap tain Jorry. Then Cnptaln Erl lifted nls hand nnd showed Uie coin bo ncath. It was a head. Captain Jerry's Iras n tall. Under Captain Perez's hand lurkod the hidden fato. The cap tain's Una closed In a grim line. With a despernto glance at Uio others, he Jerked his hand away. Tbe penny lay head uppermost Cap tain Jerry was "stuck." Captain Erl rose, glanced at his watch, and, taking his hat from the shelf where Uie dishes should have been, opened the door. Before ho went out, however, lie turned nnd snld: "Perez, you nnd Jerry can be flxln' up the ndvorilseiueut while I'm gone. Yon can let uie see It when I come buck. say. Jerry," he n-.lded to the "sacrlflco," who sat gazing at the peo nies on Uie table In a sort of trance, "don't feel bad about It Why, when you come to think of It, It's a provi dence It turned out that way. Me and Perez are bachelors, and we'd be Jest green bands. But you're a able sea man. You know what It Is to manage a wife." "Yes, I do," groaned Captain Jerry lugubriously. "Durn It, that's jest It!" Captain Erl was chuckling as, lan tern In hand, he passed around Uie corner of Uie little white house on the way to the barn. He chuckled al! through Uie harnessing of Daniel, the venerable white horse. He was sUll chuckling as, perched on the Beat of the "truck wagon," he rattled and sboek out of Uio yard and turned Into the sandy road that led up to Uie Village, CHAPTER II. I -- I HERE Is In Orbam a self ap 1 pointed committee whose duty It is to see Uie tralu come In. Tbe committeemen receive no salary for their services, Tho sole compensation Is Uie pleasure derived from tbe sense of duty done. Mr. Squealer Wlxon, a lifelong member of this committee, was the first to sight Cnptnln Erl as the latter strolled across Uie tracks into Uie cir cle of light from Uie station lamps, The captain had moored Daniel to a picket in Uie fence over by Uie freight house. He had heard Uie clock In Uie belfry of Uie Methodist church strike S as ho drove by that edifice, but he heard no whistle from Uie direction of Uie West Orbam woods, so he knew that Uie down train would arrive at Its usual time that Is, from fifteen to twenty minutes behind Its schedule. "Hey!" shouted Mr. Wlxon, with en thusiasm. "Hero's Cap'n Erl! Well, cap, how's she headln'?" " 'Bout no'theast by uo'th," was Uie calm reply. "Itunnln' fair, but with lookout for wind ahead." "Hain't got a spare chaw nowheres about you, hnve you, cap'n?" nux, lously Inquired Bltiey Bntcheldor. Mr Batcheldor Is called "Bluey" for tbe same reason that Mr. Wlxon is called 'Squealer," and that reason has been forgotten for years. Captain Erl obligingly produced a qlack plug of smoking tobacco, nud Mr. Batcheldor bit off two-thirds and re turned the balance. After adjusting the morsel so that it might Interfere in the least degree with his vocal ma chinery ho drawled: I cal'lnte you ain't heard tho news, Erl. Web Saunders has got bis orig inal packago license. It come on Uie noon mail." The captain turned sharply toward Uio speaker. "Is that a fact?" he asked. "Who told you?" See it myself. So did Squealer and a whole, lot more. Web was showln' it round." We was wondorln'," said Jabez Smalley, a member of the committee whoso standing was somewhat Impair ed, inasmuch as he went fishing occa sionally nnd was therefore obliged to miss Some of the meetings! "jvlint kind of a fit John Baxter would fcjYC, now. He's been pretty nigh distracted ever sence Web started his billiard room, callln' it a 'hn'nt of sin' nnd a whole lot more names. Thero ain't been a 'Come Outers' nieetin' ' sence I dou't know when that he ain't pitched Into Uint saloon. Now, when ho henrs that Web's goiu' to sell rum he'll bust a b'ller sure." Tho committee received this proph ecy with a hilarious shout of approv al, and ench member begnu to talk. Captain Erl took advantage of this si multaneous expression of opinion to walk away. From the clump of blackness that In dicated tho beginning of the West Or bam woods came n long drawn, disniut toot." then two shorter ones. The committee sprang to Its feet nud look ed Interested. Snin Hnrdy came out of Ids ticket ofilco. The stage driver, a sharp looking boy of about fourteen. wlUi a disagreeable air of clieaD smart ness sticking out nil over him, left his seat in the shadow of Mr. Bntcheldor's manly form, tossod a cigarette stump away and loafed over to the vicinity of the depot wagon, which was back ed up against Uie platform. Captalu Erl knocked llui nsbes from his pipe and put that service stained voteran lu his pocket The train was really combig lu" at hist If this had been an August evening instead of n September one, both trnlu nnd platform would have been crowd ed. But the butterfly summer maiden had flitted, and, ns Is his wont the summer man had flitted nfter ber,' so Uio passengers who ullghted from the two coaches Uint with the freight car. made up tbe Orluim branch train were few In number nnd homely in flavor. Thero was a slim, not to Bay gawky. Individual with a chin beard and rub ber boots, whom Uie committee hailed ns Andy and welcomed to Its bosom. There were two young men, druinmers evidenUy, who nodded to Hardy nnd seemed very much nt home. Also. there wns another young man, smooth shnven and square shouldered, who deposited a suit case on the platform and looked about him with tho air of being very far from home Indeed. Tho drummers got Into the stage. Tho young man with the suit case picked up the latter and walked to ward Uio satno vehicle. Ho accosted tho sharp boy, who had lighted an other cigarette. Can you direct mo to the cable sta tion?" he asked. "Suro thing!" said the youth, and there was no Capo Cod twist to his. accent "Git aboard." "I didn't intend to ride," said tic stranger. "Wbnt was you goln' to do? Walk?" "Yes. If Ifs not far." The boy grinned, and tho members of tho committee, who hod been staring with all their might grinned also. The young roan's mention of the cable sta tion seemed to hnve caused consider able excitement "Oh, It nln't too far!" said Uie str.go driver. Theu he added, "Say, you're Uio new electrician, ain't you?" The young tnnn hesitated for a mo ment. Then he snld, "Yes," ami sug gested, "I aslted the wny." "Two blocks to the right. That's the mnln road. Keep on that for four blocks, theu turn to tho left, nnd If you keep ou straight ahead you'll get to the station." "Blocks?" The stranger smiled. "I think you must be from New York." ' "Do youV" Inquired the youthful proaigy, cumDing-io uie wagon seat "Don't forget to keep straight ahead after you turn off Uie main road. Git dup! So long, fellers.1" The square shouldered young man looked after Uie equipage with an odd expresslou of countenance. Then he shrugged his shoulders, picked up Uie suit case and walked off Uie platform into the darkness. A little luter Captain Erl, wlUi a dozen new, cleau smelling cranberry barrels In Uie wagon behind him, drove slowly down the "depot road." It wus a clear night, but Uiere was no moon, and Orham was almost at Its darkest, which Is very dark Indeed. The "depot road" (please bear In mind that there are no Btreets In Orbam) was full of ruts, and although Daniel knew his way and did his best to follow It the cranberry barrels rattled and shook In lively fashion. There are few homes near the station, and the dwellers In them consciously refrain from showing lights except lu Uie ends of Uie build lngs furthest from Uie front Stran gers ure Inclined to wonder at this, but when they become better acquainted with the town aud its people tbey come to know that front gates and parlors are, by tbe majority of Uie Inhabitants, restricted In their use to occasions such as a funeral or possibly a wedding. It Is from the bill by the Methodist church that Uie visitor to Orhum gets bis best view of tbe village. It Is all about him and, for tbe most part be low him. At night the Uny red speck In Uie dlstnnco tbut goes and comes again is Uie flashlight at Setucklt point, and Uie trwlukle on Uie horizon to Uie south Is the beacon of Uie lightship on Sand Hill shoal. It may be that the young man with Uie square shoulders and Uie suit case bad paused at the turn of Uie road by Uie church to listen to we song of Uie sea. At any rate, be was Uiere, and when Captain Erl steered Daniel and Uie cranberry barrels around Uie cor ner and Into Uie main road be stepped out aud balled. "1 beg your pardon," he Bald. "I'm afrnld I'm mixed In my directlous. The stage driver told me the way to Uie cable station, but I've forgotten wheth er he said to turn to Uie right when I reached here or to tiw left." Cnptnln Erl took his lantern from Uie lloor of the wagon and held it up. He had seen Uie stranger when Uie latter left Uie train, but he bad not beard the dialogue with Joslah Bartlctt, the stage hoy. "How was you cnl'latln' to go to the BtnUou?" he asked. "Why, I Intended to walk." "Did you tell them fellers at Uie de pot that you wanted to walk?" "Certainly." "Well, I swan! And Uiey give you the direction?" 'Yes," a little Impatiently. "Why shouldn't thoy? So many blocks tll I got to tho main street or road, and so many more till I got somewhere else, aud then straight on." Blocks, hey? Thot's Joe Bnrtlett. That boy ought to be mastheaded, and I've told Perez so more'n once. Well, 'What was you gnln' to dot Walk?" mister, I guess maybe you'd bettor not try to walk to the cable staUon tonight You Bee, there's oue thing thoy forgot to toll you. Tho stnUou's on Uie outer bcueh, and there's a ba'f mile of pretty wet water betwoeu here and Uiere." Tho young man whistled. "You don't mean It!" he exclaimed. I sartlu do unless there's been an almighty drought since I left the bouse. I tell you what! If you'll Jtunp in hero with mo and don't mind wnlUu' till I lenve these barrels at the house of the man that owns 'em I'll drive you down to tho shoro, and maybe find somebody to row you over Uint is," with a chuckle, 'If you ain't dead set on wnlldn'." Tho stranger laughed heartily. "I'm not Bo stubborn as all that," he said. Ifs mighty good of yon, all the some." "Don't say a word," said the captain. "Give us your sntchcL Now your flip per. There you are. Git dap, Dan'l!" Daniel accepted the captain's com mand in a tolerant spirit. Ho paddled along at a Jog trot for perhaps a hun dred yards, and then, evidently feeling that he had done all that could be ex pected, settled bach into n walk. The captain turned toward his componlor on Uio seat I don't know ns I mentioned u," he observed, "but my name is Hedge." "Glad to meet you, Mr. Hedge," sold the stranger. "My name Is Hazel- tine." "I kind of Jedged It might be when you said you wanted to git to Uio cable station. We heard you was expected." "Did you? From Mr. Laugley, I presume." "No-o; not d'rectly. Of course we knew Parker had been let go nnd that somebody would have to tnke his place. I Byess likely It was one of tbe opera- o a s a o n X'A . Bunths yltia Kind You Hate lw;sB signature nt mt W lE AJL Renews the hair, makes it new ags-n, restores tr.e freshness. Just what you need if your hair is faded or turning cray, for it always restores the color. Stops falling hair, p -. -'. ". '-' , V r.lvi -"T. tors mat torn it tust uiat you was ttie man, but an;Uo,v It got aa fur as M'llssy Bus teed, nud after tbut 'twas plain salllu. y.m couie from New York, dou't you': U tula your first visit to tho Cape; : "Yea. I uardiy :u . why I'm here , now, I have bw . v.... ibe cable com pany at their Mew Vom experimental station for some years, aud the other day the general niauager called me luto his office aud told me .1 wus expected to take the position of electrician here. I thought It might add to my expe rience, so I accepted." "Humph! Did he say anything about Uie general liveliness of thlugs around the station?" Mr. Hazel due laughed. "Why," be answered, "now that you speak of it, I remember that he begun by asking me If I had any marked objection to pre mature burial." Tbe captain chuckled. "Tbe outer beach In winter ain't exactly a cump meeting for soclableuess," he said, "And the idea of that Bartlett boy tell In' you how to walk there!" "Is be a specimen of your Cape Cod youngsterst" "Not exactly. He's a new shipment from New York. Grandnepbew of a messmate of mine, Cap'n Perez Ryder. Perez, he's a bachelor, but his sister's daughter married a feller named Bart lett Maybe you knew him. He .used to run a tugboat in tbe sound." Mr. Hazeltlne, much amused, denied the acquaintance. "Well, I s'pose you wouldn't, nat'ral ly," continued tho captain. "Anyhow, Perez's niece's busbaud died, and the boy sort of run loose, as you might say. Went to school when he had to and raised Ned when be didn't, near's I can And out. 'Liz a belli, that's his ma, died last spring, and she made Perez prom isehe being tbe only relation the youngster had to fetch the boy down here and sort of bring him up. Perez knows as much about brlngln' up a boy as a hen does about the Ten Com maudments, and 'Llzabeth made him promise not to lick the youngster nud a whole lot more foolishness. School don't commence here till October, so wo got him a Job with Lem Mullett nt the liv'ry stable. He's boardln' with Lem till school opens. He niu't a reel, bad boy, but he knows too much 'bout some things and not ba'f enough 'bout others. You've seeu fellers like that, mnybe?" Hazeltlne nodded. "There are a good many of that kind lu New York, I'm afraid," he said. Cnptaln Eri smiled. "I shouldn't wonder," be observed. "The boys down here tbiuk Joslnh's the whole crew, nnd the girls ain't fur behind. There's been more deviltry in this village sence he landed thun there ever was nfore. ' He needs somethin', and needB it bad, but I ain't decided jest what it is yit. Are you u married man?" No." 'Snme here. Never had the disease. Perez, he's had symptoms every once in awhile, but uothin Instiu'. Jerry's tho only ono of us three thnt's beeu through tho mill. His wife died twenty year ago. I don't know as I told you, but Jerry and Perez nnd me are keepln' house down by-the shore that Is, we call It keepin' house, but" Here the captain broke off nud seemed to meditate. Itulph Hazeltlne forbore to Interrupt, and occupied himself by scrutinizing the building that thoy were passing. Thoy were nenrlng the center of the towu now, and the houses were closer together than tbey had beeu on the "depot road," but never so close as to be lu the least crowded. There was an occasional shop, too, with signs like 'Cape Cod Variety Store" or: "The Boston Dry Goods Emporium" over their doors. Ou the platform of one n small crowd was gathered, and from the interior came shouts of laughter nud tbe sound of n tiu-pauuy piano. That's tho billiard saloon," volun teered Captain Eri, suddenly waking from his trance. "Play pool, Mr. Ha zeltlne?" "Sometimes." "What d'ye play It with?" "Why, with a cue, generally speak ing." "That so! Most of the fellers in there piny It with their mouths. Miss a shot aud theu spend the rest of the eveuin' tolllu' how it happened. Parker played It considerable." I Judge tbnt your opinion of my predecessor isn't a high one." Who? Oh, Parker! He was all right in his way. Good many folks in this town swore by hinij 1 under stand the fellers over nt the station thought he was ubout the ticket." "Mr. Langley included?" "Ob, Mr. Lnngley, beln' manager, had his own Ideas, I s'pose! Laugley dou't play pool much, not nt Web Saunders' place anyhow. We turn in here." They rolled up a long driveway, very dark nnd overgrown with trees, nnd drew up at the back door of a goot sized two story house. There was i tight in the kitchen window. "Whoa, Dan'l!" commanded ihe cap tain. Then be began to shout "Ship nboyf nt the top of his lungs. The kitchen door opened and a man enmo out, carrying a lamp, its light sblutng full upon his face. It was an old face, a stern face, with white eye brows and n thin HnDed mouth. There was, however, a tremble about tbe chin that told of Infirm health, "Hello, John!" said Captain Eri heartily. "John, let me make you ac quainted with Mr. Hazeltlne, the new man at the cable station. Mr. Hazel tlne, tills is my friend, Cap'n John Baxter." The two shook hands, nud then Cap tain Erl snld: "John, I brougbt down them barrels for you. Hnwklns got 'em here, same ns be always does, by the skin of his teeth. Stnud by now. 'cause I've got to deliver Mr. Hazeltlne at the sta tion, aud it's glttln' late." John Baxter said nothing beyond thanking his friend for the good turn, but he "stood by," ns directed, and the barrels were quickly unloaded. As ther were about to drive out of tbe (Continued on Page 7.) VECtl ABLb SICILIAN Hair Renewer Societies ol Medford 1. 0. 0. F. Lodge No 83, meetB in r. O. O. K hall every Mo n tiny at 7:80 p. u. Vibitlug broth tint ulwuys wekume. SI. F. DUNCAN, N, G J. h. Deumeb, Reo. Bee. I. 0.0. P Rogue Hiver Encampment, No. 30, meet In I. O. u. F. ball ihe eeond and fourth Wednesdays of eacb momh at h. p. no, JJakk Bakxii, C. p. II. II. Harvey. Bcrlbe. (i. R.'M, Medford Weatonka No. 80, meeti every Thursday lu Hedmen'i Hull, Angle blk. 0. M.b&LSHV, tracheal. Lee J a co 08. Chief of Kecordi. Modern Woodmen Meets first and third Fridays of every month, iu Redme'i hull. J. P. J40LONY, CoUDCll, B, Gregory, Secretury, Olive Re belt ah Lodge No. 26, meets in I. o. o. P. hall am and mird Tuesdays of fcb month. Vitltiug enters lnv"ed to attend Bertie Hall, N Q. 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Medford Lodge No. 42., meet he second anrt fourth Tuesday evenings in. ench mouth in the Rvdmens hall. VljJtiug Fruters luvlted to attend . IIAKCIS JO'.U AN, F. M. L. A. JORDAN. Sec. Woodmen of the World Cumo No. t0. meets every Thursday evening in Smith's hall. R. R. MOREY, U. C. W, B. Jackson, Clerk, Chrysunthemum Circle No. 84, Women ot- Woodcraft Meets Sfi-mu nnd fourth Tnaurlnv of each month at 7:30 p. m. in Smith's bal. visiting sisters mviied. E.LI.A M. UARNEY, U. Pki:e Angle, Clerlt r. r, .ueeis everv iiiursaay tveDinc, nt. 8 p. m., in itedmen'a Hall. J. 13. Enyart, President O. A. R. Chester A. Arthur Pnst Kn 47. meets In Woodmnn's liul'l every llrst and' third Wednesday nlwht luonch month at 7:80 Visiting Comrades cordially invited to attend. . H. .MOORi:, COMMANDER. CI. SV. Pugh Adjutant. W. C. T. U. MeetB everv otlierTnnrHdAr al the Presbyterian church. MRS. BUCit, president. Mrs. J. Morgan, Secretary. Fraternal BrnthfrhnnilM'Pt!r firm nnd thtiH Frfdny eveulugs at 7:50 p, m.. In their hall In Smith's hlltlrilnfF. Mtrifnrri flrpenn Vltftfnj. Sisters and Brothers cordially Invited. u. n. iucRPHY rres W J. Hockenyos Secretarv. A.O. F. Court Medford. No. 8085. meets everv Mondav nitrht nt 7:S0 u. m. in A. O. fl. w Hnii. Angle bl ictt, Medford, Oregon, Visiting Foresters cordially welcomed. K. .MCUI.1NIOCK. C. K. James Stewart, Rec. Sec. OHUKCHES OF MEDFORD. Methodist En Is con al ChurcnChns. T. Mi- Fherson pastor. Preuching every Sabbath 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Suuduy school at lu a.m.. D, T Law ton, supt. Class meeting follows )reacutUK service bund ay morning, Julius- May Phipps, president. Regular prayer meet ings every Thursday evening at 7:80 p. m. Ladles Ala Society every Tuesday afternoon at 'J.ilO Mrs. D. T. Lawton, president. W. F.M. 8. meets first Friday In each mouth. Mrs. Mary Presbvterian Church Rev. W. V. Shields Da:-tor. Preaehinc everv Sabbath al 11 a. m and 7 :30 p.m. SuDday school ailOu.m., J as. Martin. Sunt. Christian Endeavor. 6:30 t. m. Jun'.or Christian Endeavor, 3 p. m. Everv Thursday prayer meeting, 8 p.m. First Tues day evening oi every moutn cnun a social. Second Tuesdny every month, 2::0 .. m., Mis sion society. Fiistand third Tues-days every month. 2:30 t. m.. Aid Hotictv. Rev. V. F. Shields, Pastor; Miss Deulah Warner, Supt a. o.; .hiss r.uun on nyue Buperiiiieiineii . j. r..; uarui m. nay, rrv!-, a. . Mrs.J G.Vnn Dyke, Pres. Aid society ; Mrs. J W. Cox. Pres. Mission Society. Christian church Corner of Slrth and I streets. Services on the fi:st and third Sun 6ays of each momh. Sunday school and Christian Endeavor at usual hours every Sun day. Prayer meeting every Thursday evening ine pcopie welcome, nuv joiiet. t-iisic. Methodist Enlsconai Church South H. B. Yacoubl, pastor. Preaching every Sunday a : 11 a. tn. and 7:30 p m tSunday school at 10a. m.t PrayermeetiiigThursdayevcnlnp at 7:30 p. m.t . Woman's Homo Mission Society meets Qrs Wednesday lu each month at 2:30 n. m. Everv one Is cordially invited to all our services . Chrtstiau Science services are held every Uuntlay mornlut: at eleven o'clock at the res dence of E. H. Dunham, ot Talent. All are trciecme. -Guaranteed Forest Reserve scrip for ea)e, in large or small quantities, bv Frank E. Alley, uuatairs over Land Office, Rosebure, Oregon. Will place same for non-resident purchasers. UP-TO-DATE NURSERY Will linvA fnr flip Rpnc,-n'a Trade of 1906, SO.OOO Pear Ireos in the lollowing var- ieties: 25,000 Bartlett 10,000 Beurre d'Anjou 10,000 B. Boso 5,000 Howeil 5,000 Winter Nelis Also Apple, Peach, Cherry, Apricot and Berry Plants and Monterey Cypress. J. S. BARNETT. Central Point, Oregon.' fo the Unfortunate. Dr. Gibbon This old reliable tint! tbe mosi siiccejinii ctpeciiu 1st In Sun t'raiiclHo.si.il cou Unties to cure nit Kfiunl nnd ftviulunl DipAe, s'jcli n (lunorrlitrn. diet i MtrlPlui-v, Hvphill in all its forms. .Skin Debt 111?-, I Ditto i rn cy S fin Innl iVtn ii noMnnd Loor?Inu linml. tho couscoiip n e at self abuse anil rXot? producing tlm following symptoms; sallow rci-i lennticw, dnrte Bpois under the eyes, pain in tn liojid. rinsing In the ears, loss of confluence, t..::i denco In npproachlitg strangers- palpitation ot l? In-art, wenkne3 0t Hie Mollis ami buck, lossot imrt ory, pimples on ihe fnce. coughs. con-un)ptii.:i, it- nr. ttlhtion has practiced tn S:iii FrnriolM-o ( vc-jrsatul ilidsc iroubtpfl should not full to co.! i t.tm anl rect-lre tho nn-rll of h grout stl'' -.v e.tponen(-e. Thedortorcnrpswhenoihersfni . l::n. t'urri minriinH-etl. pcr"ns cmt- -i 1 v.('iinremnoinib!-. Call or writ?. ! -1. C. im.'tii.twiiKeiki'U) St. J ot-'rmiclAct. v. . Care Coldsi Pr u..:am I 4