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3 v I ri : M-.-r PACIFIC COAST. I AKlJMA., : tSucar comDanv with $500,000 c&pital has been organized at Phoenix. The CVf Creek onyx mines have been bought by New Yorkers, who will work them. .. - . Henry Holland has been found dead in Josephine canyon, Pima county, lBurdereH for his money. BmSH COLUMBIA.' The Wellington coal mines are in fall operation again. . a? . SEVADA. Six Mutes are taking the regular etjurse at a Carson business college. I pjij- i OREGON. t Work has begun on the Astoria and Portland railroad. -iW. T3iiekett committed suicide at PorUaad. March 25 because he had been,disohargedTrom the position of foreman of the car "cleaning depart-.ment-of the Southern Pacific. .. VA fl-ale.' harkeeDer for .-Ai. L&0 jr i-CXonr &-Kater at Ogden, ran away fS. ith tSOO.'aipd a saloonkeeper at Lay JS': n warbbbed of $200. ; 5 - At Ogden March 25 a thief threw a fSSbriek thrbugh the window of a jew : Jelry store and, reaching in, grabbed I tray of watches and ran. Mrs. -- Gold water, who was in charge of the --- . store, seised ther . brick and threw.it back at the. fellow, knocking two of the watches' off the tray- as he ran. 1" He escaped with therest. -- . V-vr . . .;Mmusi?. '-.- PatrriiVk.Tlnvlrnn murdered UTIke -;. VAh.&fe'Boik- Point, Mom., a few I year ajfo. and whose recerd as -a f j .tOTgU onllteopper Mississippi for " " MMJW J VWMtw MIT WW AUV WW u, WW www ' VilLr k .t.w ,J a .-n-.- J. . INioh t, P, at his ranoti near Big Muddy.. : - WAS HUSTON. ' Whatcom County voted not to bond :V for 9400,009 ior road purposes.., iyrWt-.;aliev killed E. G. Gibson in Aatfelope yajley March 20. . i NlekJFropert committed suicide shooting; himself near Dayton. Two brothers named Zabjynack J- f murdered their partner, Tenick, with - Vrtttb-at.Ahena and escaped. . -i Joha-S. Qpfley, a gambler,-killed ; ' atCoulee City and came near being f 'whom-he missed. .-" .' Afi"expre3 box ya3 robbed of $2500 Tacoroa the seond week in March. ip. vuu i tmi ij 1 1 1 meA onnern ra CT eiaegBnt, and W. D. Stewart, y casnver, were arrested. K JUoyd bunted up CJeorge '. citv marshal of Oakesdale. him. Lloyd fired nine shots t nobody but the marshal put uiiets in him and he died. has been began on the tele ne from Centxalia to Mineral forest is so dense that gns will be used to keep on ine line surveyed. ble of Seattle had great marksmanship of Police tfliarcK. A wacef waamade that Barck could knock the ashes from a cigar with a bullet at thirty paces. Barck fired and the bullet passed through Xoble's' nose, -i The cigar was not harmed. ; CALIFORNIA. ' '' Stages are running through to the - Tosemite valley. An attempt will be made to unseat xne now-over senators and bave new mei elected under the new apportion ment. 'I.. The supreme court decides that faro, monte, roulette, etc., are illegal imes wnether tbey are banking The Southern Calnornia Sunday school convention adopted resolutions against the opening of the world's fair on Sundays. Two brothers named Crocker, ar rested for fourteen forgeries -at Los Angeles, are wanted all over the state for similar offenses. Ex-Governor Booth came home m the east to die of cancer at Sac ramento. The cancer is attributed tc the excessive use of cigars. ' John Baer, who was being taken from Ukiah to- the -Agnews insane asylum, jumped from a moving car at Alviso, ran into the water and drowned himself March 25.' . George B. Fox, son of Charles K. Fox of Oakland, tried some trick with a pistol -which he thought' was un loaded at Lathrop March 26 and got a serious wound over the liver. .--fto 'Prohibition state 'convention 'wfH Tnp Kt Fresno Mav .33. The vaeisof 3peseutatioR' is two dele- h-at-iarge irom eacn couniv, and i m: delegate foreach twenty votes at lor UidweUlor governor. AJele- "-TJe ellgibTe regardless of ftst Sweden. coo 1 k VThe '. ';miiud4I'utboilU( in Sweden are in V)or of ; giving ladies facilities to be , eomersJpdUieeaiies and bave recommended ' . 'ftha 6ortrnaieirt to introduce the requisite regiibUuDS. Itt theirbpinion ladies should hare the same right ' as men in this re spect; they should be admitted to the - same classes and the same examinations. . Some interesting information as to the " position of ladies in connection with the apothecaries' profession in various' coun tries has been collected in order to" guide the " Swedish authorities. In Norway womeri have' for the last six years been entitled to study pharmacy and to manage and own dispensaries subject to certain conditions. About ten women are at pres ent employed as apothecaries, either as assistants or pupils, but no one has so far gone in for the final examination. In Denmark, only two women have, In the course of many years, gone in for phar macy, and neither of them have passed the final examination. In Finland there are seven female apothecaries. . None of them -lj i hat panned the final examination, and 'mine 1884 no lady has applied for admission Vr'th profession. In Bussia. ladies have. a- J -sjinthe commencement of last year, been eaand to become apothecaries, and nine, '' having already completed the requisite 'y-w Mjpejatory studies at Zurich, have availed themselves of the right to pass 'th Buseian examination. The owners of dispensaries appear,.however, to be averse to receiving sue a uuues as students, ana so far none of them has succeeded in gain ing admission to any establishment in St Petersburg, The Queen. . The Bootblack's "Partner." ' A good one is told on Mose, the colored bootblack of the County Court House. He Invariably carries with him a little yellow ' dog, and in conversation with some of the officials the other day was asked why he . iUd not "part with the company of so com ' moo a brute. . Mose was quick with his an swtr: "I would not part with that dog," - said he, "for all the world. You see, the and mvsoli enter into partnership as soon as the warm weather comes. Each morning before .Jeavlug Pleasant Bidge, -1 jglve him a little sirup, and he takes good care of it. As soon as I get through with a customer I give the dog a wink, and you ought to see how slyly he manages to get around those mirrored shoes and licks oft the blacking in a few streaks. Of course I get another ahineand my business doubles ' right along. No, sir; that dog is worth (100 each season to me." -Cincinnati En uirer. ' '' ' ' t arlsaproof Plum. There is a good deal of talk about the possibility of making dresses fireproof. It is claimed that to steep the most deli eats fabric in a solution of borax will not - hurt it, while it will make it absolutely non-inflammable. -. As borax is very cheap and easily obtained, it might be the part of common sense and prudence for women to experiment a little with children's wash dresses this Summer. Put a pound of borax in a gallon of water and try. AT EARLY MORNING. BUent, the black wlng'd night goes flitting br . In gloomy haste, as o'er the eastern sky Dawn draws a tinted Tell of crimson dye. ' The first quick pulse of lite now throbs along. As from the distant wood, with accent strong. Some drowsy warbler pours a tender song. The murmurous brook goes dancing forth 1b - glee: And on the air up from the clover'd lea. There comes the faintest hum of some wild bee. The owl. who In his dark, secluded reign Put forth his loudest notes In solemn train. Hath gently hush'd his deep, sepulchral strain 1 Bright walks the morning in the path of night; And now her beamy sun swings on the sight, ' And wraps the dewy hills In mellow light. Mature awaken'd, with a fair display Rings out to all a glad though mingled lay. And loudly celebrates the coming day. Fragrance from blossoming meads and fields of corn Scent the pure air; and 'mid their sweets Is born The first bright, golden hour of the morn! M. Altonte In Chicago Inter-Ooean. Indians mu Soldiers. " I commanded between 3,000 and 4.000 Indians in the civil war and can truth f ully say that they made good soldiers," says Col. William A. Phillips of Sallna, Kan. "They fought in various battles in the Southwest and the records show that they acquitted themselves well. These Indians I spoke of were regularly enlisted and drilled. They fought just as white men did. There never was any scalping or brutality on the battle Held. It took ua sometime to tlnd out just how to deal with this material, but when we learned how tht problem was solved. For example, our first attempts at drilling were not success ful. We tried translating the commands into the Indian languages, but that didn't work well at all. There -were so many dia lects that the translated orders only created confusion. Finally we went to work with the orders in English and we found that the Indians quickly learned to associate the words with the movements. and we soon had them well drilled. " hen we told them to "halt" they stopped just as well as if the order had been given in their own tongue. So it was with ths other commands. There was a great deal of opposition to these Indian soldiers on the part of the regular army officers. 1 he latter never could bring themselves to think it wise to enlist Indians. I remem ber that one inspecting officer, in report ing about the condition of my Indian regi ments, dwelt upon the future danger to white people of teaching the Indians how to fight as soldiers. The antagonism be tween the regular army and the Indians still exists. The army officers look upon the Indians as their life-long ' foes. Ths Indian service affords the army officers their only opportunities for advancement and for distinguishing themselves. -Iam not surprised, from what I know of the feeling in the army toward the Indians, that the army officers pronounce the proposition to enlist Indians as soldiers to be impracticable, and that it is not meet ing with success in their hands." St. Louis (Hobs-Democrat. Pathology sfs " Broken Heart. That severe mental distress or fright sometimes produces physical disease, and occasionally even: death, is an admitted fact, although the way in which it acts has hitherto been but little studied. In order in some measure to supply the deficiency in our knowledge regarding this matter Dr. Qu Bassi has recently made a number of observations on animals which appar ently died In consequence of capture. lards, moles and a dog which had suc cumbed to conditions believed by Dr. Bassi to resemble those known among human beings as acute nostalgia and "a broken heart" were examined post mortem. Gen erally there was hypenemia, sometimes associated with capillary hemorrhages of the abdominal organs, more especially of the liver, also fatty and granular degen eration of their elements, and sometimes bile was found in the stomach with or with out a catarrhal condition. The clinical symptoms were at . first those of excite ment, especially in the birds, .these being followed by depressston and persistent anorexia. - j The theory suggested by Dr. Bassi is that the nervous disturbance interferes with the due nutritution of the tissues in such a way as to give rise to the formation of toxic sub stances probably ptomaines which then set up acute degeneration of the parencby matous elements similar to that which oe curs in consequence of the action of certain' poisonous substances such as phosphorus; or to that met within some infectious dis eases. In support of this view he points out that Schule has found parenchymatous degeneration in persons dead from acute deiirum. and that Zenker found hem- orrhagesin the pancreas in persons who have died suddenly ; he refers also to some well-known facts concerning negros In a state of slavery and to the occasional oo currence of jaundice after fright. He hopes that these hints may induce medical offi cers of prisons and others to study both' clinically and anatomically this by no means uninteresting or unimportant sub ject. -. . . .-.... Where Kiaslag Caaae . Proas. The mutual kiss of affection or passion by the lips between persons of opposite sex is generally considered to be Instinct-' ive. Beichenbach sought to explain it on the theory that the mouth was the focus of his " odioforce." and that the two foci of opposite sexes possessed natural attract tion to each other. ;. ' The fact that the mutual kiss between opposite sexes is not general among the tribes of men is' abundantly shown by the observations of travelers in the lands where savagery ' and: barbarism still exists Where it is now practised it is not probably of great antiquity. In some languages, notably the Japanese, there is no word for kiss. When, however, the kiss was introduced to include women. Its vogue, like that of other new inventions, was carried to excess. According to the chron'cle of Winsenius, it was unknown in England until the Print cess Bowena, the daughter of King Hen gist of Friesland, instructed the insular. Votigern in the imported salute. Though the Saxon statistics are -not probably exact, it is historical that in England, not many years ago, it would have been the imperative duty of a visitor to have kissed all the ladies of the house hold even without previous acquaintance. Such was the experience of many surprised literary foreigners, notably Erasmus. The contemporary drama shows the usage to have lasted into the Georgian era, and it is to be noticed that the performance was generally called a "salute," sometimes " the salute." Kew industry la Florida. " I have Just returned from the Investi gation of the prospects for what promises to be anew industry of much importance in Florida," says Charles B. -Dodge, a special agent of the' Department -of Agri culture. " The people of the United States pay annually $5,000,000 for sisal hemp to make into cordage and binding twine. They buy it from growers in Yucatan, who sell 80 per cent of their product in - this country. From our point of view, this ex penditure is a great waste of money. Inas much as the same material can be raised in Florida, below the frost line, in un limited quantities. In fact, the Florida plant, which now grows wild in that State, is of a decidedly better quality than the Yucatan variety in respect to its om mercial usefulness. The sisal is so readily propagated that a plantation of it can ba created almost off-band. When mature, at about eight years bid, the plant sends yip suddenly a stalk 23 feet high, which de velops little branches. Un the ends of these latter new plants form, which drop to the ground, and, taking "root, make new sisal bushes. This method of produc tion is peculiar to the sisal and a few of its Immediate congeners. What is wanted now is a machine that will reduce the bayonet shaped leaves of the plant to ths marketable product at a aheap rate. No better fiber for cordage and twine is known, and there Is no good reason why we should not raise it within our own terri tory, and so save the (5,000,600 yearly." St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Adelaide Bistort, the great actress of s former generation, is nearer 70 than 60 years of age( but, says a Boman corres pondent, is still a beautiful woman, with voice strong and clear, her fine figure Straight and -graceful, - and face neither wrinkled nor yellow. . . ;- - . . . DISEASE FOLK LORE. CURIOUS MEDICINAL SUPERSTITIONS, ANCIENT AND MODERN. Borne Extraordinary- Beliefs Funny Cnres for Paine A Zulu Idea How the Chinese Eradicate Disease Eng lish. Superstitions Cures for Warts. In the early days, before mankind had arrived at a perception of the causes of disease, of whatever description, says the Washington Star, were believed to be occa sioned by supernatural agencies. For ymb auctions evil spirits were held to be rtnefly respoNsible. In Ceylon the great demon of disease Is associated with a pe culiar legend. His father was a king who, believing his queen to be faithless, or dered her to be cut in two. Before the sentence was carried out she said: "If this charge be false may my child be .born a demon and destroy the whole of this city." When she hod boen executed a wonder happened : The severed parts re united and a child was born, who repaired to the burying place and fattened on the corpses, whereupon he proceeded to indict mortal diseases upon the town and nearly depopulated it. This demon hus eighteen attendants, the first of which is the Fieud of Madness. The ancient Assyrians be lieved that the world swarmed with noxious spirits, which might bo swallowed in food or drink and so cause disease. The Zulus of Africa believe that persons who die sudden or violent deaths have been killed by the rainbow. All individuals among them who lose their lives by falls, drowning or wild beasts perish because the rainbow has devoured their ka-la, or spirit. Lin the New Hebrides there is, or was, a colony of professional disease makers, who live by collecting such rubulsn as tne stun of a banana which a man has euten. The banana skin is rolled up and slowly burned, the result being that as it burns the con sumer of the fruit becomes more and more sick until he makes up his mind to pro-' pitiate the wizards by presents. But even the wizards are uotsecure against such in fluences, and at times they themselves dis cover that somebody is burning their rub bish and so are driven toappeal for mercy. The custom of riuging the " passing bell" took its rise from the notion that its sound would drive away the evil spirits that stood waiting at the bed of a sick man for his soul. Abvssiuian sorcerers attach to the Image of a person whom they wish to tor ture by inflicting Injuries upon his like ness the name of the victim, and to pre vent this the people conceal their baptis mal names. The belief that diseases are caused by the dead is of great antiquity. It was applied in the case of vampires, which were sup posed in the middle ages to be the spirits of deceased individuals, which left their graves at nightand sucked the blood of the living. The most horrible part of the fancy, which set all Euroie panic stricken a few centuries ago. was the theory that the victims were obliged themselves to become vampires after death. To prevent this thousands of suspected corpses were dug up in order that their hearts might be transfixed with stakes to prevent the tiends from going abroad. In 1875 the body of a woman in Chicago who had died of con sumption was exhumed and her lungs burned, und.-r the persuasion that she was drawing others after her Into the grave. Passing over a hidden grave is thought in some parts of England to produce a rash, while in New Jersey the same cause briugs about incurable cramps in the foot. In China and Scotland also people are reluc tant to save a drowning man for fear that the latter, if his life is preserved, will do some dreadful injury to bis savior. The Scotch believe that the spirit of the last person buried has to keep watch In the churchyard until another is emtombed there, to whom he delivers his charges. The duty of the latest interred to stand sentry at the graveyard gate every night until relieved often gives much uneasiness to the deceased's surviving friends In thinly inhabited parts of the csuntry. The various interesting superstitions re late to the cure of diseases by transferring them to puppies, duck or other animals. To Inhale the cold breath of a duck is still recommended in England. Iu Devonshire, when a child has whooping cough, a hair is taken from its head, put between two slices of bread aud butter and given to a dog; and if in eating it the dog cough the ailment will be transferred. An old remedy-fur toothache ' was for the patient to spit In a frog's mouth and request him to make off with the trouble. In Pennsylvania and elsewhere in this country it Is imag ined that a child may be cured of whoop ing cough by holding the head of a live fish in its mouth for a minute or two. An old and guaranteed remedy for warts Is to touch each wart with a pebble and put the pebble in a bag. which should be lost on the way to church; whoever finds the bag and opens it gets as many warts as there are stones in it- A curious mode of get ting rid of disease is by taking the hand of a corpse and requesting the dead body to carry the complaint with him. Warts may also be cured by touching them with pins and burying the latter in a new-tnado grave. In cnlna tne ngure ot a man. cut out of paper, is carried out into the street and is supposed to convey the disease with it- In folk tales there are traces of chil dren being put to death as a cure for lep rosy in others, and the ancient authority ' Xenokrates speaks with confidence of the good effects to be obtained from eating human brains and flesh. ' In parts of England it is believed that fits may be cured by fetching a handful of earth from the grave most recently niade in a church-yard when the clock is strik ing twelve midnight. Church-yard grass is also thought in South Wales to be an antidote to mad dog poison. In Scotland the powder from a man's skull, burned, is esteemed a remedy for epilepsy. For nose bleed tbero Is nothing so good as dried moss found growing upon a human skull. An Irish love charm is made from a piece ot skin taken with a black-handled knife from a male corpse that has been nine days buried. Those who steal the bones ol people who have been burned to death for the purpose of compounding medicines are looked upon with such horror in China that it Is said that when they are born again they will bave no ears, eyes, hands, feet, mouth or nose. In the same country, after an execution, large balls of pith are steeped in the blood of the criminal and sold to the people as a cure for consump tion, under the name of " blood bread." The touch of a dead person has -en widely believed to possess healing p -t. and at Northampton formerly nunibei-ofsufTcrers used to congregate around the gallows after an execution to receive what is called the " dead stroke "by applying the hand of the corpse to the part afflicted. . Fees ob talned.for the privilege went to the hang man." Has;netle Roelt. In a letter to Nature the following in stance of extraordinary local magnetic disturbance, due to the presence of mag netic rocks. Is cited by Commander Creak : "In September, 1885, when Her Majesty's surveying vessel Meda was passing Bezut island, near Cossack, northwest Australia. a steady deflection was observed. This ro- marxable result has, however, since been exceeded by observations made in tho Penguin on Nov. 6, 1890, the Penguin being two miles north seventy-nine deirrees east from Bezut island, where a deflection of twenty-two degrees was observed. The ship was immediately anchored, aud some nours or tbo next day were spent in vest! gating the matter. On Bezut Island Itself the absolute Values of tho variation and dip were normal, the dip being fifty deg. one min. seven sec. But at a position north seventy-nine aud a half degrees east, dis tant 2.14 miles from that ou Bezut Island, tne onservea aip on board was eighty three degrees south, with a very small de flection of the compass. At 900 feet to the westward of this the dip was normal, and it decreased rapidly as the center .?os left In any direction. At about one hundred feet south of the center of the disturbance the compu68 was deflected fifty-five degrees. IhU was tne largest detlection observed, but the compass was disturbed over an area of about a square mile. The general depth of water in this area was nine fathoms, and the quality ot the bot tom quartz sand. The observations ot the magnetic elements at Cossack and the neighborhood showed little or no distur bance from local magnetic effects. It Is therefore evident that the disturbances were due to magnetic minerals at the bot tom of the sea. RANDOM SHOTS. The physicians may. be called grlpmen now. Pittsburg Chronicle; Old people are continually indulging In new wrinkles Rochester Post. The contented thief takes things philo sophically, of course Pittsburg Dispatch Be virtuous and you will be huppy, as well as odd and eccentric Texas Sittings. Where the wife is the smartest the hus band never knows it Indianapolis Jour nal; . ' ' . When the girl breaks a match off some tnxly Is pretty sure to be fired. Pittsburg Post. ' Switzerland ought to be a free country. There are so many (Hisses in it. Yonkers Statesman. Italy has a fruit standing army of about 50,0(10 men in the United States. Washing ton Star. The potato is very shy. Even Its grow ing is done under the rows. Pittsburg Chronicle. Honesty is the best policy, but it is not the kind you get at tho policy-shop. St. Joseph Nows. , V Patience " should be taken off a monu ment and put at tho end of a telephone. Washington Post. A great many people get Into a sea ol trouble through llnuiiclul straits Boston Commercial Bulletin.. "Fetching little thing, isn't It?" as the owner of a retriever pup remarked to a friend, St. Joseph News. Patent medicine men or organizing a trust. They must cure everything at uni form rates. New Orleans Picayune. Figures won't lie, but give t ho figures tc one who knows how to use them to advan tage and he'll do the rest. Boston Trans cript, Wife" Dearest, If I were a watch what do you think I'd most need?" Husband "A uew balance." St. Joseph News. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear; but you can make a Congressman out of anything that has reached the required age. Puck. Modification I declare, l-ranz, you make mo angry all day long." " But papa the days are really very short now. Hie geudo Blatter. Since the discovery that the grip germ in in a plant, the pork eaters can talk back poisonously to tho vegetarians. Sew Or leans Picayune. The dancing master ought to be prett y safe from the snares of this life. He under stands all the way of the whirled Nor- ristown Herald. Somebody asks for a good definition of a philosopher. A philosopher is a man who earns $9 a week and Is contented with bis income. iomerville Journal. Beslse " Jessie told me last night that she thought your face a poem. George Possihlv that was the reason she rejected me." N. Y. Herald. The man who tries his own flying ma chine should not have too ioftv an aim. The higher he soars, the sorer ho hies if be can hie at all. Drake's Magazine. "Yes. we two boys were thrown together a good deal when we went to school in the country-" " In the same class, eh?" "No; we rode the same mule." Boston Gazette. Jones (at the clubl It was a jolly good feed aud what you have for breakfast? Brown You've got tne there, dear boy. My wife's doing the cooking this week. N. Y. Becorder. " Good morning. Laker." said one mem ber of the Chicago Literary Society to an other. "Good morning. Wright," replied Laker. " How is Mrs. K this morning? " Brooklyn Life. Briggs " Does your wife ever threaten to go home to her mother? I am willing to own that mine does." Bragg" No; she threatens to send for her mother." Iu diauapolis Journal. Customer Why did you take your boy away from seinmi? Grocer They were ruining him. Why. they were trying to teach hi "i that 16 ounces mokes a pound ! Munsey s Weekly. Wlckars Ah. well, I suppose my days for falling in love are past, Ylckars: In that case, then, I suppose you will start out looking for a wife with a little money. In dianapolis Journal. Clear. "Mr. Tailor, why do you always print your bill heads on pink paperr "Then I am sure the gntlemen will open them, for they will think they are love let ters." Fliegende Blactter. "So you want a railroad positiou." mused the su(erintendent. " Do you think you could give an intelligent aocouut of an acci dent?" " Yes. sir. I'm sure I could." " Then I think we have no jilace for you." Elmira Gazette. If the coast ot Massachusetts only proved as dangerous to Uio vessels ot other navies as it does to our own, we might welcome a foreign war without fear or trembling right away. Philadelphia Times. Sarah Bernhardt's receipts in Boston were more than fo.uo for each perform ance. With congress and the gifted Sarah attacking the American pocket it is a won der that there is anything in it Troy Press. Honesty is making vast strides in the advertising business. A Western firm claims that if a person "ever has a leg amputated on one of our perfection ampu tation chairs, he will never try auother." N. 1. Keeonler. Jagway "Was that you I saw driving around in a carriage the other day? And yet you cannot afford to li- me the $3 you owe me." Travera "That's nothing. You ought to see the bill I owe the livery Stable. Harper's Bazar. "What has become of your old beau. Martin, cook? 1 haven't seen blm around much, lately." "No. mum, Martin don't come around much now, he's married." "Oh, ho! He's married, eh! Wborato?" " Me, mum." N. Y. Sun. Mr. Slowpop " Wont you let me kiss you?" ; Miss Fussnnfeathor " No." ; " You'll find it as good as champagne, assure you." j "I don't like champagne until after it pops." Youkers Statesman. . j Th lniriiur m suirptiantew In instituting a comparison between ths Intelligence of a dog and an elephant. Sir 8. Baker decides in favor of the forpier, " who, when the day's work is over,, lies down and sleeps before the tiro at his mas ter s feet and dreams of the dangers and exploits of the hunt." Sir S. Baker seems to have forgotton the old story In .sop's Fables, where tho horse was jealous of the dog and tried to ingratiate itself with its master by imitating Its rival's habits of fawning on its master and jumping on his lap. Of course the horse fared badly In tho contrast. And so would the elephant if ho wore to try to Imitate tho dog and curl himself up at bis master's foot before the ramn fire. But Sir S. Baker Umself acknowledged that the elephant himself Is instructed and guided by the mahout In all that he does. Ho writes thus: "I do uot know a more agreeable sensation than the start in the early morning ou a thoroughly dependable elephant, with a mahout who takes a real interest In his work. A thorough harmony exists between man and beast, and you feel prepared for anything. But how much depends upon that mahout ! It is ImiMissl- b!e for a byslandor to comprehend the secret signs which are mutually under stood by tho elephant anil his guide the elephant detects every movement, how ever slight, and ' Is thus mysteriously guided by Its intelligence; the mighty beast obeys the unseen holm of thought, just as a huge ship yields, by apparent in stinct, to tho rudder which directs her course." And ho goes on to observe " What must bo the result should an ele phant be guided by a mahout of uncertain temperament.' The great trouble when rid ing on an elephant is the difficulty iu set ting the mahout to nboy an order. In tiger shooting the elephant will at once detect anything like tremor on the part of his nianout. r requontly a good elephant may be disgraced by the nervousness of his mahout, nothing being so contagious as tear." After this testimony It seems rea sonable to think that the elephant is as much superior in intelligence to the dog as the mahout Is tothoelephaut. Longman's Magazine. , INVENTIONS THAT PAY. SOME BRIGHT IDEAS THAT HAVE MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. Strange Freaks of Inventors Dime Savings Banks How They Have Sold on tlse Streets A Shoemaker Blade Rich by Rubber Ualls. "In reply to the question, "What Is a patent?" the Yankee inventor once said: "It Is the right to sue somebody," and the answer roally embodies tho most compre hensive doflultlon of the word that could bo found. The Patent Office annually issues about twenty-four thousand patents, and It is safe to say that out of them not less than.- half thut number of lawsuits are evolvod. The groat building at Washington could supply a fund of humor, of pathos, of romance aud of tragedy which might well furnish the novelists of the world with plots fora lifetime. As a rulo tho little inventions that is. those which soomed really Insignificant, have brought forth tho greatest fortunes. The man who invented the tin-rattle for babies retired with $1,000,000 to the good. The return-ball which consisted of an ordiuary rubber or wooden ball to which was attached a long elastic cord, was In vented by a shoemaker In Now York. It met with universal favor and the man who originated tho Idea found that it pro fited him to the extent of $50,000 per an num. It Is said by those who are supposed to know that be never secured a patent on the device, but Instead bought up all the rubber-balls in the market, attached io them the elastic cords and reaped bis fortune while others were hustling arouud to tlnd enough rubber with which to com pete for the prize. Tho wire bottle-stepper Is a verv simple contrivance and yet it has earned an im mense fortune. It was invented and pat ented by a man named Charles Quifelt, who subsequently sold It for $1,000 to oue Carl Hunter. In the moan time a man named Putnam had invented another design of the. same thing, which was the detachable wire over the top of tho cork. In some way ono in fringed upon the other and a lawsuit was begun. But tho parties got together, con solidated their Interests and coined money. One of tho remarkable "simple" inven tions is the cotton-tie. Formerly all cot ton bales were tied with a rope, but there were many objections to that process which hundreds of men sought to over come, and at last ono by the name of Cooms invented what was known as tho "arrow-head" tie for an iron strap. The contrivance was so simple, that cotton men. far and near, quietly took their old pants from the cloeet hooks and kicked them around their rooms because they had not thought of tho device themselves. The Uo went into Immediate use, thousands of "Improvements" were patented, and mil lions of the straps were sold until millions of dollars were realized. The man who at present controls the patent and the num erous assignments connected therewith, made to him by the various inventors of improvements, has purchased the famous Navarro rals in rifly-seventh street, and is the possessor ot a large fortune besides. Everybody remembers the "rifleen- Puzzle." Fifteen little blocks were placed in a square box. which was mado to bold sixteen. The sixteenth siiaoe was left va cant, and block " fifteen " was placed be tween blocks " thirteen and fourteen. The problem was to arrange them in or der without removing a block from the box. The idea was originated by a crip ple, and from it he is said to have amassed a lorga fortune. The piuzle wcut every wherein the homes of the rich and poor alike. Pharaoh's Serpent " was the invention of a Brooklyn man. It consisted of a lit tle pill, to which a lighted match was touched, when a snake crawled forth and writhed and twisted after a most serpen tine and fascinating fashion. The pills sold like wildfire which, ludeed, they were and brought the iuvoutor between $.'.0,000 and $100,000. But it also cost him his life. In working upon an "improve ment" in bis laboratory be inhaled the fumes of the chemicals he was using and died from the poisonous effects produced upon him. Mr. Munn. of the ScienUllc American. tells many interesting stories about pat ents and inventors, tor all the world i. e.. the American world -goes to hliu or to his paper with ideas upon which be is ex pected to venture the fortune which his publication has brought him. He says the gimlet-pointed screw has brought more wealth to different men than many silver and gold mines of the West. A man named Walter Aiken was the first to think ot it and he realized a handsome fortune. Aiken's father, by the way, invented a saw-set which brought mm tioo.ouo or more. It was a Yankee who first thought of putting copier tips ou children's shoes, and his check became good for maguili- cont sums. Sometimes many years elapse before the good qualities of an invention are ap preciated. The patent upon roller-skates had nearly expired before it realized any profit. Then somebody started a rink, and so made the skate inventor worth a mil lion dollars. Who has not seen the "Dancing Jim Crow?" Who would believe that It was worth $75,000 a year to its Inventor? Yet it is true. One of the largest fortunes ever realized from a patent was made by the man who conceived the idea of pu:tlng emery pow der on cloth, and tho Inverted glass bell to hang over gas burners proved to be a ver- tablo lamp of Aladdin. The rubber tips for lead-pencils mado $100,000. The pen for shading with differ ent colors brings an annual stipend ot $200,000. and in the year 1887 alone, as proved by testimony in a recent legal ac tion, tho lnvoutor of metal plates for pro tection of the soles and heeis ot shoes realized a profit of $!.' .000. There Is a mechanical sheet-iron cat. with steel claws, which runs by clockwork and is warranted to " lick " any cat in Christendom. The cat is wound up and placed on the roof. Old rounders spv now comer and tackle him. Whow? When they light on his back a spring Is touched and the mechanism works, there is a small cyclone on tho roof, lncessaut yells and the old rounder retires to meditate over tho uncertainty of life. One man patented a process of curing worms by fishing for them in the human stomach with rod, book and line. History does not state whether ho used a reel or not, and falls to describe the lanuing net or the gaff employed for largo ones. Au other made a trap for catching tape worms as one would a fox. The patient was starved and tho trap set in bis mouth. Tbo worm was caught by the head and pulled out. . Upon one occasion a man sent the em balmed body of a baby to tho Patent Office with his application to socuro a patent tor a new process ot embalming disco voreied by him. The babv is not now on exhibi tion as a model. N. Y. World. Tbo finest grades of razors are so delicate that even the famous Damascus sword blades cannoteqiml them In texture. It is uot generally known that tho grain of a Swedish razor is so sensitive tbat its general direction is changed after a short service. W hen you buy a lino razor tbe grain runs from the upiwreud of tho outer point In a diagonal direction toward the handle. Constant strapping will twist tho steel uutll tbo grain appeared to be straight up aud down. SiibscuuHut use will drag tbo grain outward from tbe edge, so tbat after steady use for several mouths tho libra of tbe steel occupies a position exactly tbo reverse of that which It did on the day of purchase. The process also affects the temper of tho blade, aud when the grain sets from tho lower outer point toward tho back, you have a razor which cannot be kept in condition, oven by the most conscientious barber. But here's auother curious freak that will take place In the same tool: Leave tho razor alone for a mouth, or two, and when you take it up vou will llnd that the grain has assumed Its first position. The operation can be repeated uutil tbe stool is worn through to tbe bark. Manufacturer's Gazette. w So many people who howl that they do not got the good tilings In life which they deserve should be feellug thankful instead that they don't get the puulshmeut they deserve, either. f THE ISLAND OF CORSICA; NAPOLEON BONAPARTE'S EARLY HOME AND ITS PEOPLE. A Vengeful Race Yet Generous and Free-hearted Withal Dominated by the French The Bloody Vendetta an Outgrowth or Centuries. The Island of Corsica, being off the usual lines of travel. Is seldom visited by tour ists, nor are they encouraged to under take It in the course of a tour, as Its popu lation have acquired a not altogether un deserved reputation for crime. For many reasons, however, Corsica Is interesting to tho enterprising traveler who sees fit to undertake an examination of Its rural dis tricts, and a tour through the heart of the islund will well repuy the curious student of human nature. The territory to be traversed Is by no means considerable, as Corsica isalxmt 116 miles long by fifty broad in its widest part, and contains 3,000 square miles, being therefore about as large as Delaware und Rhode Island to gether. Within this comparatively limited district it comprises, however, as large a variety of scenery as can be found in any other part of iiroie. Lying almost with in the tropics, the lowland districts are marshy and malarial, while Its mountains. some ueurly 10,000 foct iu height, are at tbolr tops covered with perpetual snow, and dow n their sides floating glaciers as genuine iu character, if not as great in ex tent, as those to be seen on Mount Blanc. Numberless little rivers, fed by the snows of the mountains, pour down through gorges which they have cut for them selves, and after a short course, find theii way, by a more or less direct route, to the soa. There are plains as level as the fields of Holland; there are districts of rolling land closely resembling that of the best counties Iu Virginia; there Is mountain scenery equal In grandeur to that of the Alps; there Is, In short, a variety to glad den the heart and delight the eyes of the artist and painter. Although situated under a favorable cli mate, ulthougb blessed with a fertile soil caable of bringing to perfection the vege table productions of any part of the globe, Corsica is little favored iu the character ol its inhabitants; they are not fond of form work, ami out of the more than 2.000.000 acres ot arable land in the island, less than 6H0.0U0 are cultivated, and this very badly. A large portion of the island is covered by forest; a still laicer portion by a species of brushwood ; plants of a hundred kinds, mostly fragrant bloomers, combine to pro duce the densest thicket or jungle to be found outside of India. Here and there the brush is cut down or cleared out In or der that grass may grow for the benefit of tho herds; but as the Corsican sheep and goats browse upon the mountains, some times tar above the timber line, where the grass grows with great abundance, even this precaution for providing them a pas ture is generally neglected, and they pick up their liviug where they can. The population of Corsica is a mixed race, for the island has been ruled successive ly by the Pb'Buicians, the Carthaginians, the U reeks. Bomans, (ioths and Vandals, to say nothing of the 1'isaus, the Genoese and the French, who have come in later times, and the unfortunate Corsicans seem to partake, iu a maimer, at least, of the combined bad qualities of all their ances tors. Their faults are innumerable, aud have too often been dwelt on to render a dissertation either pleasaut or profitable. But tbey bave some good qualities; they are liberty-loving, open hearted, gener ous and hospitable. The Corsican peasant at whose bouse you stop for a meal will be insulted at t he offer of pay. The Corsican shepherd will go miles wit of his way to di rect you in the right road, and will haught ily refuse a gratuity for his services. Even the Corsican lnukecer will not make you out a bill, but will, as a late tourist ex presses it, "give a shot," apparently off hand at what he'lhinks you owe him aud his charges are always extreme ly moderate. The manners of the Mid dle Ages prevail in the heart of .the island, a sort of feudal system with out the feudal rule or restraint. The I humblest Corsican considers himself tho equal of the richest land owner. The nominal character of tbe trench authority is best seen in the light of the tact that the vendetta is still recognized in Corsica as an acknowledged method ot administering justice. Tbe vendetta is an outgrowth of centuries of maladminis tration by the irenoese and Pisans. The CSenoese conquered the island so far as the sea coast was concerned, and put down with remorseless band all attempts at open rebellion, but during their adminis tration the execution at the laws was a merely nominal thing: the Genoese judges held up justice for sale, and that at a price which made it unattainable by tbe poor. Rich murderers could escape ; those who hail ao means were punished, tbe poor had no recourse against the rich, and these took the law into their own hands. With due allowance for the difference in tbe national characteristics of the two people, the vendetta is to Corsica what the administration of lynch law was some years ago in certain portions of the min ing States a protest against the law and Inefficient administration ot justice. At present the vendetta prevails in Cor sica with as much virulence as ever. All Classes ot people go armed to the teeth; the shepherd, elsewhere peaceable. In Cor sica carries a loaded musket, a pair ot pis tols in his belt, and usually has concealed somewhere on his person a murderous stiletto. The slightest Insult is sufficient to provoke a deadly feud ; a quarrel which elsewhere would end iu a few blows, iu Corsica is the beginning of a long series ot mu.-ders. A man Is killed; his relatives would consider themselves dishonored if tbey failed to kill his murderer; then the friends of the murderer retort by killing the second slayer, and go goes the blood stain, from family to family, for genera tion after generation, bo prevalent was the vendetta system during the early part of this century, that, in the twenty years beginning with 1S21, over -4000 murders were crmmitted in a population ot less thru 100.000 men. The greatest honor in Corsica is in hav ing given birth to Napoleon, and its great est shew place is the house where he was born. It is in Ajacclo. one ot the best towns in the island, and the future Em peror was born in one of the best houses of the town, for the Bonaparte famlly were by no means so poor as they have been represented. The house is still a famous show place, for although the French affect to despise Corsica and the Corsicans have no love for the French, thousands of Frenchmen every year visit the spot where their greatest ruler first saw the light. Much ot the furniture used by the Bonapartes in Ajaccio still romaius, though not in its original condi tion, for relic hunters have bought or stolen piece by piece, until, of some of the rhttirs. only the frames remain, and al though the greatest care is exercised iu the preservation of the property, little by little detachable portions disappear. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. President Harrison's Death. Events that happened fifty years ago, even those of historical importance, are not likely to be familiar to people of later gen erations. Hence it may be ot interest to many readers of tho Post to be reminded that fifty years ago to-day. exactly oue month after Ids inauguration. President William Houry Harrison, grandfather of President Benjamin Harrison, died at the Executive Mansion in this city, at the ago ot 63. Among the old iuhabltauts of Wash-, lugtou there are those who remember the occasion, but thoy are few iu number. Holt a century adds a good deal even to a young man's life. It may lie mentioned, however, as an in teresting incident iu tho connection that there is a gentlcmau now residing here, Mr. Isaac Strohiu, of the records and pen sions division of tho War Departuieut, to whose memory the melancholy occurrence is still fresh. Mr. Strohiu Is over 80 years ot age and is proud of the tact that he twice voted tor the elder Harrison, onoe in 1836 and again iu 1840. being then a citizen ot Ohio, and had the honor ot being Intro duced to his. favorite candidate at Lancas ter, Pu-, iu Oetober. isafl. Washington Post; ,4-- - -:-' - ; x Jleri ltt" Did your sitter get many "alen'iufsT"'; -.' ' 'v "Little Juhnn lV Oh, do. She is summer nirL"--Ju1e- ' Electric Shadows. If you ever observe it, the electric light Is responsible for many grotesqueries nightly painted on respectable walls and matter-of-fact sidewalks. Shadows are only shadows, but tbey give one the shivers sometimes, especially at a late hour, when honest folk are supposed to be in bed. Giants of despair then stretch out long arms at the corners of silent streets, ami strange profiles are thrown against the unconscious houses, and weird tracer ies of dancing branches make the pave ment rise and fall in a style that must puzzle a person who knows be is sober. Alone, without the presence of humanity, these electric shadows lend the sleeping city a mystlo animation that even conven tional moonshine fails to dispel. The sputter, tho swish of the lights, too, add to the uncanny effect, aud their fluctua tions would in time drive tbe sane mad if thought was taken of them. Luckily, man can accustom himself to almost anything. Boston Herald. Knew Robert Fulton. "There is yet living," says a gentleman from New York State, "a man who recalls having seen Robert Fulton many times and who knew the great inventor well." The venerable survivor Is Christian Coop er. If he lives until next October be will celebrate tbe completion of his 117th year. His advanced age is well established. If the record of the He formed Church at Germautown spoke truly Christian Coop er was born on October 25, 1771. His home for many years was In a bouse built by Walter Liviugstou in Columbia county. It will be remembered that Fulton married a Miss Livingston, of Columbia county. Hence the opportunities presented to Cooper tor seeing and knowing the inven tor of tbe steamboat. One can get a fairly adequate idea of the span of this man's life upon reflecting that when Robert Ful ton died more tnau three-quarters of a century ago Christian Cxpur had been forty-one years iu the laud of the living. Philadelphia Enquirer. Russia continues to mass troops on the German and - Austrian frontiers and her small arms lactones are run ning night and day. Earl Russell recently testified in a divorce court that he bad seduced a servant frirl. She has now sued him for $50,000 for libel. Russian Jews have been forbidden to pass through tiermanyand several have been shot while endeavoring to pass the frontier guards. CONSUMPTION. 1 hare a positive tnavedj for the ibow diwe ; by iu nethoBMadsof csees of tbe wont kind mad of lane eTendiTfc hae beio cared. Indeed eo aUuuc ia mj faith m its j&cacx. that I wAi mod ro BOTTLxa nurx. with a VALUABLE TREATISE on thm Aimmm to aay anf fsrsrer who -nil eead me their KMpnmsmoi P.O. iri In T. A SIorajaM.' 31. 183 Pearl St- X. V. 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Tom Koed. A prominent physician replied : Blaine. Harrison. Cleveland. Ingersoll, Talmage, Sam Jones, Booth. Jay Gould. A minister answered : Cleveland. Henry Watterson. Blaine, Carlisle. Wade Hamp ton. tr. Palmer. Crisp, Gorman. An ex-newspaper mac answered : Jerry Simpson. John L. Sullivan. Jay Gould. Edi son. Blaine, Cleveland. 4 Buffalo Bill, In galls. A prominent Atlanta lawyer replied: Blaine. Oeveland. Harrison. Gould. W. H. Vanderbilt, John L. Sullivan, Talmage, Hill. A Middle Georgia lawyer named: Blaine. Cleveland. Mills, McKinler. Ingalls, Edmonds. Vowderly. Gould. A newspaper writer of wide reputation answered: Edison. Gould. Blaine. Tal mage. Pulitrer. IVpew. Ingalls. Hill. Another of different tastes called out: John L. Sullivan, Blaine, Cleveland. Tal mage, lana. Booth. Ingersoll. Jay Gould. A South Georgia lawyer: Cleveland. Hill, Blaine. tSorman. Harrison. Gould, Edison, McKlnley. j It is rather remarkable that but one name is mentioned in each answer. That ! is Blaine s. t leveland is in every answer but one, and Jay Gould Is admitted by only one. Tom Reed's name a few mouths ago was upou every lip. Yet he is men tioned by but one man in the ten quoted above, and McKinley fares but HUle bet ter. Even. President Harrison is named by but five out of the leu. Atlanta Consti tution. Congress. The senate has passed a bill forbid ding the introduction or sale of in toxicants in the Indian country. STANDS0" kMEfr TMA5TlPFCUrPIiC SMrUNs Tobacco. A pure Virginia plug cut smoking tobacco that does not bite the tongue aud is free from any foreign mixture. More solid comfort in one package of Mastiff than vou can get out of a dozen others. Packed in canvas pouches. 3. B, Pace Tobacco Co.. RMhraond. Vircluta. 27ie Cost is THE 1IARTMAX PATENT Costs no more than an ordinary clumsy wood tall apart iu a short Urae. The "Hartiuan" rence out concealing them aud is practically everlasting. AND TESTIMONIALS MAILED FKEE. HARTMAN MFG. CO.. 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