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About The Medford mail. (Medford, Or.) 1893-1909 | View Entire Issue (March 3, 1892)
r BEYOND THE STARS. Beyond the stars. beyond onr sight Above those slleot worlds of light. There Is so much tor which we care; Out best and deepest love Is there. In that vast realm that knows no nlc?it. Cold glltt'rtng orbs of radiance bright, Look down In pity from your height, And tell us of that land so fair. Beyond the stars. Death knows not mercy In his might: la hand Earth's fairest bloom does blight; But still we trust and kneel In prayer; There Is no sinning, no despair, Sat perfect safety ail Is right. Beyond the stars. Clara L Wood In the Churchman. MBS. GASSOWAY'S CASE By Leon Mead. (Copyright 1891. by The United Press.) John Gassoway had been sitting before his roller-top desk in his luxuriously ap pointed office in Wall street scarcely halt an hour one morning when an adolescent factotum brought in the card ot Sumner Crossrib ot Crossrib, Gallup & Co., promi nent dry goods merchants ou Broadway. "Show him in," said Mr. Gassow.iy to the boy who Immediately withdrew. Mr. Gassoway again scrutinized the card and said half in a whisper to himself: "He's probably called to see me in regard to a bill. My wife does some of her infernal and eternal shopping there." Mr. Crossrib at that instant appeared in the doorway and was affably greeted by Mr. Gassoway, the broker. "I see you get down into the street occa sionally," said Mr. Gassoway, by way of breaking the conversational ice. "Oh, yes," replied Mr. Crossrib taking the chair to which the other had pointed. "But as a general rule I try to keep out of It," he continued, with a sort of suppressed Jocularity. "Ton remain on the safe side," suggested Mr. Gassoway, with sympathetic humor. I try to." was the reply. There was an evidence of restraint in Mr. Crossrib's manner which seemed foreign to it and therefore all the more conspicuous. "Well, Mr. Crossrib, what may I have the Dleasure of doing for your "Mr. Gassoway, my errand is a delicate anc extremely annoying one to me. oe- gan Mr. Crossrib. "I hardly know how to explain myself. I fear I shall arouse your anger to an irresponsible pitch, aud yet, I feel it my duty to be candid with you." "Don't have any false modesty, Mr. Crossrib. I am able to listen without al lowing my passion to turn molten. If you came in to borrow fifty thousand dollars on no collateral could bear your petition and still remain calm."" "I do not think you will ever hear from my line may such petition, said Mr. Crossrib. with a bustling gesture as of proud derogation of such a desideratum as monev. "Frankly. Mr. Gassoway, I do not care any longer for your wife's trade.' "And why not?" demanded Mr. Gasso way, with an incipient evidence on his countenance of being injured. "Because." answered Mr. Crossrib, "your wife was discovered yesterday af ternoon in the act of appropriating' a small piece ot very costly lace, i may auu that there was only a yard of it." "Crossrib. what do you mean?" cried the instantly infuriated broker, springing to bis feet and closing the office door with a bang that was significant to the clerks in the adjacent rooms. That bang meant that Mr. Gassoway was not to be dis turbed until Le opened the office door him self. "I mean exactly what I have affirmed, ' pursued Mr. Crossrib, "and 1 do not come to you without the most positive assur ance that the woman who tried to conceal that piece of lace on her person was Mrs. Gassoway. "Great Heavens! man, what are you saying? "Crossrib,! have always heard of you as a man of honor. But go on. Give me the proofs of my wife s guilt. "As I have told you. one of our detec tives saw your wife place the lace which " Bhe herself rolled up compactly, during the temporary absence of the girl who had been waitir g upon her, into her reticule. The detective, knowing your wife by sight, and knowing she bad an account with the store, followed her to her car riage and politely asked if she wished to have the piece of lace charged in her name. Thereupon she flew into a great rage, slammed shut the carriage door, and was driven away. What I tell you. . Mr. Gassoway. is God's honest truth. "I cannot believe it, but one thing, Mr. Crossrib, I want to know now. vi ill you, on your honor, assure me that this shall go no faSher for the presentr "Yes," said Mr. Crossrio, "provided I am protected, the world shall know nothing about it. "Very well, Mr. Crossrib. I am not sat isfied. There must be some mistake. But charge to me the value of that lace and put it in your next bill. Is that all, Mr. Crossrib? That is aD, Mr. Gassoway," -said the grizzly-bearded merchant as he rose, and with a good day departed. At six o'clock that day John Gassoway reached his Madison Avenue residence. Half an hour later he sat at the head of his table, with his wife at the other end, and their three blonde children, his visit ing spinster sister from Boston and a pair of more or less insipid twin Diotners, " cousins of Mrs. Gassoway. During the progress of the ' repast, Mr. Gassoway noticed about his wife s neck piece of mist-like lace of wondrous tint and texture. lie referred to it in compli mentary terms. "Yes," said Mrs. Gassoway, vivaciously. but with a slightly heightened color in her cheeks. " I was very fortunate in ob taining this piece at the store of Crossrib, Gallup t Co., yesterday afternoon. It is genuine Mechlin." - "Did you pay for it, or have it charged. ' my dear?" asked Mr. Gassoway, attempt ing to make his tone and manner casual. "Why." replied bis wife somewhat con fusedly. I paid for it, John. "A pang of doubt and bitterness shot " through Mr. Gassoway's heart, but he - was not yet prepared to believe his wyla guilty. He thought it impossible that she could be a kleptomanic, she who wag born In affluence and had always been able to gratify her most extravagant wishes in respect ot dress and luxury. Later that evening Mr. and Mrs. Gasso way went to a reception at the bouse ol Mrs. Coyle, a fashionable young widow. noted for the novelty of her midnight "spreads. On returning home Mrs. Gassoway pro duced from her pocket a beautiful little pair of amber and gold-mounted opera glasses. "See, John, what dear Mrs. Coyle insist ed on giving me. - Aren't tbey Just sweet! She audi were chatting for a few min- " ntes in her own boudoir when I spied these glasses lying on top of ber little rosewood secretary. I admired them and she per suaded me to accept' them as a souvenir ol friendship. She said they were presented to her by a Count Somebody whom she met in Vienna before her marriage." John Gassoway gazed at the glasses with a sad face and asked : "Kate are " quite sure Mrs. Coyle gave them to you?" "Why what do you mean?" Cannot you believe my word?" "There, there. I was only Joking. They are lnd d lovely and it was very kind ot Mrs. Coyle." ' Two mornings later John Gassoway picked up a metropolitan journal in his office and soon ran across the following . notice: . "The person who appropriated a pair of small amber and gold opera glasses from . the home of Mrs. Harold Coyle during the reception the other evening will receive a very generous reward Dy returning mem to their owner at Fifth Avenue; no ques tions will be asked. These opera glasses are prized far beyond their actual money value on accouut oi mmr associations. John Gassoway was half distracted, The transaction of even pressing business was out of the question. What should he . - . . . i .i k sAniti,it.. i nf the opera glasses, return tnem to Mrs. fVwle and confess the whole wretched ' truth about his wife? No, he could not do that yet. He would return the glasses in some way. But be could not tell Mrs. Coyle, and trust her not to mention the matter to others. From this hour when John Gassoway became convinced that his - wife possessed a morbid mania forsteailng his domestic nappiness was cipuoeq. lie lost that interest' In the activities of life which had made him a man among men. But for several days John Gassoway made no new discoveries of his wife's mys terious operations. One morning, how ever, he received from Jlblin & Co. a bill of four hundred and sixty dollars for a diamond and emerald ring. The accom panying note from them read as follows : Johs Gassoway, Esq., Dear sib: yesterday your wife came In to our store and asked to be shown some rings. A clerk ex hlbted several cases ot rings, one ot which he saw your wife drop Into her umbrella. She made no purchase and departed, carrying with her the ring. The clerk duly notified us and on Investigating we ascertained that It was a cer tain ring sot with throe diamonds and a large emerald in the center, worth $160. Wo enclose bill tor the same to you, assured that you will either settle it or make good our loss. It you give this matter your prompt attention you will have no cause to foar that we shall make the matter publio to anyone. Yours truly, jiBua & Co. Poor John! With a burning brain, he wrote out a check for the amount and for warded it to Jiblin & Co. When he reached home that day he observed that Mrs. Gassoway was wearing the ring. W here did you get your new ring, he asked with some visible slgus of impa tience and disgust. I bought it the other day at Jiblins . Why?" "I thought I had purchased all the rings you could wear at one time. I like different rings for different occa sions," she said archly. 'But, my dear, I am not Croesus. There Is a limit to my expenditure, and I hope you understand that you can not go blindly into every place in New York and take whatever your fancy covets." Mrs. Gassoway began to sob hysterl cally. John had a stout heart, but he was moved by ber weakness. Ho com menced to pet and caress her and call her the old names he bad addressed to her as an ardent lover fifteen years before, and these endearments soothed her. Then he told her that she must not buy goods on credit only at four certain stores which he named. You can get at those four stores," he went on. "everything that any woman wants. Please, Kate, do not go into debt only at these places." She showed an unusual spirit ot repent ance and promised she would go only to the establishments he had designated for credit. A lew days afterward John Gassoway was again put on the rack ot worriment by a statement sent from one of these firms with which his wife had an account, to the effect that while purchasing articles in their store which were to be charged. she had concealed on her person three pieces ot finely wrought silk stockings and carried tnem away. John Gassaway was neither a professed nor professional Christian, but on receipt of this new proof of his wife's besetting sin he wished the Almighty in terms of choked and genuine grief to spare him disgrace and to give his beloved wife a better understanding of herself. Then John Gassoway, goaded to an almost childish despair, went to the heads of the four firms with which his wife had deal ings and said: "Do not send to me any more reports of my wife's actions in your store. W hatevcr you discover her trying to take let her take, but say nothing. Send the bill to me and I will pay it. For God's sake ! do not spread the news of my wife's unfortunate penchant and so In struct your employes so that no rumpus will be created at anytime. .Let your floor walkers and 'spotter know what is to be done in every case. Mr. Gassoway s personal appeal was everywhere respected, and he was assured that favorable action would be taken in every instance ; for he was a money powr and not even merchants ot wealth could afford to nettle him. But still John Gassoway did not rest easy In mind or heart. He went to his family physician and divulged to him the story of his wife s abnormality. "1 am not surprised, John, said Doctor Avery. "You must remember that some two months ago your wife was down with nervous prostration. It is not natural lor your wife to be sick, to use a bull and un professional phraseology, at the same time that was the first serious attack she ever had had. It weakened her mentally, and gave to her responsive nerves morbid impulse, vhich will exhaust itself after a while. She is now labor ing under a false mental strain pro duced by her habits of indolence and luxury. Take her to the Bermudas or to Florida or to Europe and sail next Satur day. Take ber away from the tempta tions that appeal to her present tempor ary mania and she will be able to com mand herself within six months. . lour wife is not the only, kleptomaniac In ex istence. I. myself, know a dozen or more. Don't take It so hard,, man. It really Is not worth your while to worry. Mrs. Gassoway will be herself if you will take her on a month s cruise. Mr. Gassoway hated the sea as he hated serpents. But he bought a steam yacht and he took his wife for a cruise across Long Island and up the coast as far as Halifax, and back to New York, the jour ney in all, with . its many .untold adven tures and episodes, consuming six weeks. MONTEVIDEO. The Important Commercial City v-s South America. No city in South America has greater ad vantages in geographical position than Montevideo, the capital of the republic, and If it possessed only a good port, its prosperity would be multiplied tenfold. In the bay, it appears, the depth of water has diminished five feet within the post seventy years, and now does not excoed fifteen feet at the deepest, while the road Btead outside the Cerro is so exposed as to be one of the most dangerous In the world. The Rio de la Plata is by no moans the ideal river that many believe It to be; In deed, after every strong pampero you may count wrecks and ships agrouna oetweon the estuary and the island of Martin Garcia literally by the score. For want of a port or protection of any kind, all busi ness is interrupted while the pampero is blowing, communication between the shore and the ships anchored in the roads being impossible. The necessity of loading and unloading by means of lighters and tugs renders the operation exceedingly expensive, and in many cases the costs of landing goods at Mon tevideo are equivalent to the freight of the good 8 from Havre, Hamburg, or Liverpool. Ever since 1862 there have been various schemes proposed for making a port, but all have fallen through. Dur ing my visit In 18U0 no less than twenty-one costly projects were submlttea to tne Jue nartmeut of Publio Works, but the well- Informed considered that none of these oroiects was likely to be accepted. To ail of them two grave objections wore to be made: first of all. the enormous cost; and secondly, that all the projects were based on the gaining of land as a principal ob ject, of course with a view to lucrative speculations, after the example of the har bor and dock works of Uuouos Ayres. Landing at Montevideo is often a terri ble and even dangerous operation, lue ocean steamers anchor two miles or more from the shore, and after the formalities of the medical inspection have been ac complished and the quarantine flag hauled down, small steamers are moored along side, the baggage is lowered, and then the passengers have to make perilous leaps from the foot of the gangway to the uooks of the tugs. Finally, when all is ready. the tugs start, pautlngand puffing, thread ing their way through ships of all sizes and descriptions anchored in the roads The panorama of the city is grand. To the loft, forming the western point of the bay, is the Cerro, that gives its name, Montevideo, to the town; on the summit. 137 metres above the level of the sea, is fortress built by the Governor, Elio, after the capitulation of the English in 1308, and now used asalight-house and observatory; at the foot of the Cerro the broad bay sweeps round, crowded with small craft, and joius the turtle-back promontory ou which the old town is built. Seen from the river the points that strike the eye are the hill on the left, and on the right the vast custom-house depots, the line new hotel, and the towers of the cathedral and the churches rising above the white and Oriental-looking silhouette ot the town, that slopes up from the water and attains in parts a height of 100 metres above the level of the sea. The landing stage is at the end of the custom-house, a wooden wharf or jetty provided with narrow staircase, at the head of which the the diancadores, or porters, wait in line to carry baggage. The want of good poUca regulations and fixed tariffs makes itself felt here as in all the ports ot South Amer ica. The newcomers, and the native too. nave to submit to much extortion, al though the porters of Montevideo and the whole service of the landing-stage are bet ter managed than at Buenos Ayres. Iho hotels of Montevideo are all poor, the food they provide is inferior and often execrably prepared, and as there are no other. restau rants except those of the hotels, there no alternative but to sulfur. Theodore Child in Harper s. TRUCKMEN'S TRICKS. WRECKS STREWED ALL ALONG THE EXPRESSMAN'S PATH. lOUM 1'OLK'S COLUMN. Mrs. Gassoway remembers nothing at all concerning her kleptomaniac days, and she laughs heartily when John, with his great pale blue eyes distended, tens her what she actually did. . . BeMty, Sot Bralms. A wife whose husband had a bulging brain and a homely face used to try to make things pleasant at home by exDresslng her admiration of his talent and sivine him the name or Brains, uer delicate flattery did .not seem 'to havei much influence upon him, though she kept it up for a whole year after their marriage. One time, not long ago, wnen sue was in happy frame, or melting mood; or medita tive state, she - expressed her admiration for his comely countenance, and at last went as far as to say she- would give him the pet name of " Beauty:" He smiled as she repeated the word with a full con sciousness that she had touched his weak point. And now, whatever be his mood ol wind or the vicissitudes of life, that word (ispels all other thought and the twain ire happy-Chicago Journal. An Army Omrvr's Drla.loa. " Men who are approaching old age are the victims of manv delusions," said an officer of the Seventh Cavalry as ho sat last night among a party of frieuds in tho rotunda of the Southern, " but the great est self-deception of which he Is guilty generally lies in the faith he feels that the buoyancy and vigor or youth arc still upon him. An example of this kind of blind con fidence and its inevitable result was pre sented the other evening down at Jefferson Barracks, where I have been doing duty lately. An effort to establish a gym nasium at the barracks bore fruit last week in the fitting no of a room with the usual muscle-developing and neck-break ing apparatus, and since then the recruits have been happv. while the consumption of lotions aud liniment has caused the medical department to look concerned. Among the - officers stationed at the Barracks Is one old fellow who used to be a gymnastic fiend at West Point, but who. up to last Monday, had not graspea a bar or turned a 'flip-flap' in twenty years. He was still full ot confidence. though, that he could repeat t he feats of his youth on a minutes' notice, and all the time they were tlttingup the gymnasium he kept promising bis brother o (lifers a dollar worth of circus fun at the first exhibition. He gave them more fun than he had en gaged to. The -first -evening atter the gymnasium was finished he amazed the garrison by- appearing in athletic dress and turning back band-springs around the room like a veritable-Gesur of the saw dust. Then be hitchod tho spring-board into place-and performed a decidely vigor ous, but somewhat angular, somersault and called upon the men to bring their mules. The officers wanted him try one- at first, but he insisted on having three, declaring that he would start with that number and increase to ten. as nsed to do at West Point. Two and A half was his limit, but he didn't know it until it was too late, and now he Is under treat ment by the surgeon for a disolatlon of the shoulder, a fracture of the pelvis and for innumerable contusions of the person where the last mule walked upon him aftct he rolled beneath It. Ho does not believe that be is young any more, and whon gymnastics are discussed at his bedside ha looks pained and refuses to join in the conversation. St. Louis Republic. CAREFULLY SELECTED READING youth: ul minds. One Mnn who can do Ju.tlee to the Ex- pre.smnn T.i - Apples not for him The vray the Country Kxpreiwman Treats yon 1 ook at the Call Card. An expressman who cannot make tho most outrageous mistakes and then look upon his victim with an air of In jured inuoconce would best cet out of the business as quickly as he can. He laeKS tne most positive characteristic of the el'iss. A man lives In Monroe street. In Brooklyn, who can come very near to doing justice to tho expressman. This particular man has a vocabulary of profanity that won d make an Arkansas stage-drlvor die of convulsions. One afternoon, just as ho returned from the office, he met an expressmun who had driven up to the door. The expressman said that he bad a barrel of apples for the man. There was no name on the barrel, but the number and name of the streot were written very plainly, and the expressman lnslstod upon leaving them. Tho man tried to convince blm that the pples did not belong there. He said that he had not bought any apples, and that there must bo a mistako Bome- where. The expressman looked upon this as a reflection upon his intelligence, He loftily Informed the man that he never made mistakes and that the ap- Dles certainly belonged there The man thought that some of his friends had presented him with the ap ples. The expressman did not receive this with any degree of enthusiasm. Ho looked at the man dubiously and said that might be the case in the tone of man who. thought it was the last thing which could happen. It dldn t make any difference to him where they came from, The apples were intended for that ad dress, and there tbey must stay. After his, dinner was nicely settled. tho mnn thought he would take the armies down in the cellar. He Is not big man. and the barrel looked very big. indeed. He got the bnrrel In the cellar after nearly breaking his back aud frac turing his temper In several places, After it was safely placed over In one corner and he lia-l opened it to test the apples and found thorn excellent, he felt much betU-r. It was just about dinner-time the next night when the expressman showed up at the house. He acted as if he bad suf fered from a very great personal injury. He said that the apples were not intended for tho man at all, and he wanted to know why the man had not .told him so in the first place. W hen the expressman went down in the eel ar aud saw that the barrel had been opened bis remarks grew more pointed. In the most delicate manner possible he suggested that the man knew all the tice that the apples were not intended for him, and the man inti mated that they did in order that he could pick out a peck or two of them for nothing. Then the expressman made the man help him carry the barrel up stairs. And that is why the man an atheiuat zes expressmen with 6uch in spiring fluency. lou were never in a country town were you. where the expressman whom you hired to take your trunk to the sta tion always did precisely as ho pleased w hen you went to hire him you told him you wanted to catch a certain train He entered into an argument with you as to how long before he should call for It, If you were new to that sort of thing you told blm that half an hour was suf ficient. You get all ready and wait for him to put in an appearance, lou have not a great deal of confidence In him and you want to be sure that bo will be there. About ten minutes before train time be drives up and says that he has come for the trunk. He isn't In the least hurry and his slowness aggravates you. You suggest that be hurry, as the train Is due in a very few minutes. He stops loading the trunk to argue with you. He says that he knows more about It than you do. He has been taking trunks to the train fur the past eleven years and be knows just how long it will take. There is not the slightest need for hurry, as the train will be late. It always is late and sometimes it is half an hour behind time. He didn't take the trouble to inquire whether it was late, but he Is quite sure, as it was on time the day before. Finally he gets the trunk on the wagon and you get to the station Just as the train is pulling out, and the chances are that there is not another one leaving in that direction until tho next day. Call-cards are hung out to attract tho collecting wagons of the regularly for warding express wagons. The call-cards have on then the name of the company which the shipper wants to have forward bis goods. The other day a woman entered a store on upper Broadway where one of these cards was displayed. " I want that sent to Chicago." she said, throwing down a package on the counter. " Well, why don't you send It?." said the clerk. " Don't be Impudent," she said, while the color mounted to ber cheeks. "I want you to send It." " Madam, this Is not an express office. It Is a shoe store. "What have you got the sign outside the door for, then? It was not a pleasant position for the clerk. ' He spent three-quarters of an hour trying to explain tho matter to the lady. But the clerk knew bis business. When she left she carried with ber a new pair of shoes and the clerk scored one for blmseu. A Wealthy Hootblack. It Isn t every day that a colored man may be seen who is rated at si,00U--who A Boy and Ills Jaekltnlfe The Warlike Implements Our Father's Used to Make The Present Boys Not so Handy ht Whittling. The old-fiisliloned boy used to do a vast mount of execution with his jackknifo. In describing some of tho things he used to mako with it, I am going on the suppo sition that, in this respect, the boy of tho present Is modoled on much tho same lines. Tho ono first mentioned had a pre dilection for making a vast number of wurlike implements, from a camion that would domollsh whole columns of wooden FOR MADE BY THE OI.D FASHIONED HOT. Soldiers, niul knock their defenses down about their ears, to tho loss destructive pea-sliooter." Tho elastic gun that Is figured in the top Illustration possessed so many points of excellence that It is de scribed here for tho benellt of tho pres ent generation. The body of this wooden weapon is mode from a piece of Inch or inch-aud-a-aiiarter nine board, the upper edge of which has been "grooved" by a plane. This square groove can be readily cut out, however. lth a knife and a quarter-inch chisel, if care is taken to keep tho sides and bottom smooth and straight. The ton is a smooth flat piece raised nearly half an Inch above the main part ot the "barrel." to admit tho movement of the elastic cord that pro pels tho 6quare wooden '"bullet" mode to tit tho groove. A strong elastic cord is fastened on each side near the end and is drawn back and sllpied over the "head of the barrel, as shown in the smaller cut. The upper end of the trigger Is an inclined plane that raises the cord and frees it when moved forward. The old-style x-a-shooter shows a some- w! at remodeled form in the llirure given, but the principle In the same. The round-Hi handles are both for convenience and for looks. The rubber band-t uixm the sides should be ot good quality and stout. Current News. Abuses in East Africa. Eiigr-no Wolff, a newspaper corre spondent, whose reports in the Berlin Tugebltttt on the disaster to the Za- lowski expedition and other matters caused Chancellor Caprivl to order his expulsion from Oermun East Africa n November last, has published an amplified attuck upon Baron Soden's administration ot the governorship of tho East African colony. Wolff de clares that no report of the actual losses in the last two fights with the nallves was ever published, nor, he adds, was the fact announced that an English caravan was plundered. WoliTsays all tho officers of experi ence in East Africa were either dis missed or resigned In disgust, and Soil en's regime is bound to end in disaster. Dr. Marselle, medical adviser of the SiilUin of Zanzibar, gave, two years ago, details with regard to the cuuses of the troubles in Africa. He said that the attempts at plantation made by a uernian company in the vast territory ceded by the Sultan were never serious. Further, the Germans led at Zanzibar a luxurious life, and t he greater part of their money was spent in chain pap-ne. For the admin istratiou or tins territory they en gaged to pay the Sultan an annual sum of ai.wjo rupees, but the chief object was the receiving of customs duties. Tho convention came into opera tion ou the 14th of August, and within two months from thut date the Ger man rivilizershad spoiled everything. Tho Germans behaved with extreme brutality aud for the merest trifles shot down natives with revolvers. The protests of the natives were met by acts of violi-ncci At Pengani the Sultan's llagstuff was burned. A ris ing ensued, ami for its suppression the Germans, joining irony with in sult, compelled the Sultan to send his own troops under the pretense that it ertained to him as sovereign of the country to insure jeace. THE Sl'ltrSO CAXXOX. The propelling power of the spring can non Is a piece of ash or other springy wood, one end fastened securely to the gun carriage, and Uie other to the piston as shown in the cut. The thicker tho Iioce of wood that Is used the more pow erful will 1 the force of propult-ion. The wheels are made of two solid disks of wood, and can be marked to represent spokes. Of article that would be of Interest both to liovs and girls, nhich a niuiMe Made can turn out, there may Iw mentioned check -rs and checkerboards. ches men and dominoes, bc&ides various forms of wooden banks, in which money may 1-e safely deposited until a '"run" occurs on them, induced. perhais. by some sivial activity in the candy market- If t fa owner of the Jackknife desires to make something of practical value, his number will doubtless be glad to have a large wooden spoon with which to mix her bread and a bread-board upon w bleu to cut it American Agriculturist. A Schoolboy Composition on Ramm. 1 tones are the framework of the body. It I bad no bones in ine I should not have as much shape as I have now. If I bad no bones In me I should not have so much motion, and grandmother would be glad. but 1 like to have motion. Hones give me motion because they are something bard for motion to cling to. If I had no bones. my brains, lungs, heart and large bJood- nss.-ls would be lying around in me and might get burted. but now the bones get hurted, but not much uules it is a hard hit. If I was soaked in a acid I should be limber. Teacher showed us a bone that had boon soaked. I could bond it easily. Some of my lorte don't grow close to my bodv. snug, like the branches of a tree and I am clad they don't, for if tbey did I could not piay ieap-f rog and other nice games I Know, ine reason way iney don't grow that way is because they have joints. Joints U good things to have in bones. There are two kinds. The ball and socket, like my shoulder. Is the best All my bones put together lu their right places mako a skeleton. If 1 leave any out. or put any in their wrong places. It ain't no skeleton. Cripples and deformed people dont have no skeletons, aome animals have their skeletons on their out side. 1 am glad 1 ain't them aulmals; ft my skeleton, like it is on tho chart, would not look well on my outside. LxcUaago. Princeton's Great Men. Princeton stands second to' none of our American colleges in the part her graduates have played In the general history of the United States. Her roil of fame is long in proportion to her numbers. She has given her Country nine ot the fifteen college graduates who sat in the Constitutional Convention,' one President, two Vice Presidents, four Justices of the Supreme Court one Chief Justice five Attorney Qenerals, and fifteen other Cabinet officers, twenty-eight Governors of States, a hundred and seventy-one senators and Congressmen, a hundred and thirty-six Judges forty-three colledge presidents. and a hundred ana seventy-nve process ors, eighty of whom have been appointed since Dr. McCosh became President. It is a safe assertion, therefore, that in the Middle and Southern States no single educational influence has been as power ful as that of Princeton. The Omnlpreaent Piano. And now the voice of the piano is heard through the land. Let us again call the attention of music lovers that the violin and the 'cello are beautiful though different instruments to study; that to sedulously avoid the cornet, ex ceDt for orchestral purposes, it is the dutv of every well-meaning young man, or girl, for that matter ; that the harp is a eharmlng and graceful Instrument ask Hiss Winch, of the Thomas orches traand the piano Is too often dallied with. Listen to good muslo, avoid poor concerts, even if you do get free tickets. and well, this is enough sermonising for one time. " Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof.' Musical Courier. Austria's new Parliament contains fifty- one lawyers, forty professors and school teachers, twelve doctors and apothecaries. eight architects and civil -engineers, twenty clergymen, 147 landed proprietors, twenty-nine officials, nine manufacturers, nine journalists, and sit' gentlemen ot leisure. A Quick Wltted African. Stanley told a friend the other day a story which illustrates the African s quickness ot retort. "I was talking with one of the Ugangas." said Stanley, while a monkey the native bad tamed was jumping from limb to limb of a tree near by. In a spirit of fun I said. "You are not so very much unlike monkeys. You Ungangas speak to each other after a fashion, and the monkeys make signs to each other. They understand each other and that sail you can do when you talk. Neither you nor tba monkeys know anything that is going on outside of these great forests. The Unganga man thought for a moment and then ran up to the monkey that perched on a low limb near us. Bend ine over the monkey, the man blew on the monkey's buck, separating the fur as a furrier does in exhibiting a skin to purchaser. Then be turned to tne and pointed with a triumpbaut gesture to the monkoy, saying, 'lion key skin white, unganga man u uiaca. Anchor Under the Microscope, Here Isacurlous bitof something closoly studded with tiny anchors. As anchors are mainly useful in water, of what valuo can these miniature ones ber We are look ing at a bitof the ski not thesoa-cucumber Slnapta gir dii). In shape this animal is more like a worm than like anything else, and it moves from place to place by moans of suckers. When it wishes to remain quiet, the anchors, which have been closed over perforated, ctiamy plates, are ex tended outward from the body, and fasten the little creature securely to the sand or mud. The sea-cucumbers found on our coasts are small, seldom over four inches in length, though larger kinds abound in the Bay of Fundy, and upon the mud-Oats of Florida. The Chinese coll a larger species "trepang," and when dried and pre served In a particular way it Is considered a srreat delicacy. When I look at this slide. I wonder it man first got his idea ot an anchor from this little creature. Yet anchors were In use long before microscopes-, and the little anchors are much too small to be seen by the unaided eye. fat. Nicholas. has a well-stocked farm of 38U acres. fat bank account and at the same time la nutting in fifteen hours a day at a bootblack stand. Such a man is making bis home in Denver. Ills name Is Jaeoh Shower and every day he plies the black- brush at a chair on Lawrence streot. In front of the Oibbs House. Shower is a full-blooded African of large size and powerful frame. Ho is a man upon whom forty-nine years have rested lightly and yet his has been a life of romance and vicissitude, whose recital would scarcely be credited were It not that the strange fncts are corroborated bv scars upon bis body and by an honor able membership In the O. A. R., where the bootblack-ranchman is recogulzod as a man whose word is as good as his bond. Denver News. Voodoolsm In Nt. Ionls. The colored man Is a natural bellover In charms and witchcraft, and a very curious illustration of voodoo practices in this city came to light lost week among the colored residents on a well-known street. There is a respectable colored man living on that tborouguKro who is regularly employed In a good place, who attends church every Sunday with commendable punctuality and whose ouly fault is that he stays out a little too late at night. After many In effectual efforts by "jawing" and other means, to bring him home at a seasonable hour, his wife went to a voodoo doctor somewhere in the city, and paid $2 tor charm, which wus warranted, when put under his pillow, to make him talk In his sleep and tell where he had been. She put the charm in position, and her husband came in at about bis usual hour, but she bad fallen asleep. The next morning she rose and went about her work, forgottlng all about the charm, and her husband, in rising, found It. Ho knew what it was he bad seen the like before. So putting It in his pocket he called her in and charged ber with trying to voodoo him. Tho evi dence was too strong, so she confessed and gave up the name of the doctor from whom she bought tho churiu. Her husband went down to see tho doctor, but tho doctor was very much of a mau, and after the two had pounded each other about the room awhile they were separated by friends. Both are now laid up for repairs, and the injured husband is considering whether he will sue the doctor for damages, have htm ar rested for practicing witchcraft, or send to New Orleans, get a rabbit's foot and treat him to a dose of bis own medicine St Louis Globe- Democrat. DlTrnvagance. The children were having tea by them selves in the school-room. They thoturht this a great treat, and Netta. the eldest girl, seated herself at the bead of the table in great pride and state to pour out tea. Maggie, tho youngest, helped herself to a slice of bread, and taking up thojam- irlassexelalmod. "Oh. dear I I must be very extravagant with t ie jam to-day, for there is but a littlo lu the dih. "Why. Moggie, said her sister Usie 'extravagaut means to take a great deal r 'Does Itr replied Magglo Indifferently, trying o make the J:ua spread all ovei her bread, "Well, dis-trnvagant, tueu." Height ol tlonrt. Prof. Moller, of Carlsruhn. has made some interesting observaiionson clouds. The highest clouds, cirrus and cirro stratus, rise on an average to a height of nearly 30.1UJ Toot. the nilddl.t clouds keep at from lO.aO to 5B.I0I feet in height; whilo the lower clouds reach to between 3.1XU and 7.U0O feet. The cumu lus clouds float with their lower surface at a height of from 4,010 to5.0W feet. while their summits rise to lu.uu feet. The tops of the Alps are often hidden by clouds of tho third class, out the bottom of tho clouds of the second olass, nud especially of the thunder clouds, off en enfold them. Tho vertical dlmen-ions of a cloud observed ny i rot. Moiior ou the Notloberit were over 1,'AX) feet, and high above the mountain floated clouds of the middle class, while vuils-ot mist lay In the ravines aud clefts. The upper clouds wore growing thicker, while th lower ones were dissolving, and soon it began to rain and. snow. Scientific. American. Fight With A w. ir. Bob Dodsou, Ktnuf, Wilsou and his father have returned from the head waters of theUmpipia, aud Bob's deliver ance lioni a frightful death Is the seusa tioil Item of uews they brought iu. Bob bad luid his trusty rillo against a large pine aud walked a littlo distance away from it when a tremendous gray wolf appeared between him and the weapon of defence. Upon the neck of this mighty wolf the huir bristled omin ously. In his mouth a row of lurge white teeth glimmered and In his eyes the en tire spirit of Satan seemed to be nursing murder in the llrst degree. Oh, how Bob wished for that gun I But the wolf was coming, and -there was no time to waste ou wlshiug. Hastily picking up a club just as tho lupine liver eater sprang 'toward blm he delivered, a glanoiug blow on the animal's body. The enraged wolf again sprang at BobSi throat and was about to open the picnic, when Bob's forioctous and terrible bear dog luckily droppeq into t'ie festivity. With dog and club tho wolf was forced back into the brush. The dog was badly chewed and torn, but he saved the life of his master that time. Klamath (Wash.) Star. Labor I'nlona sad StrUu-a. The United Brotherhood cf Carpen ters throughout the country will on May 1st demand that eicht hours con stitute a day s work, and will strike where the concession U not made. xue mines oi i ne Tennessee mine company at Brioeville will hereafter be carried on on the co-operative plan. The San Franeiseo board of man ufuoturers and employers has pledged its support to the Jackson brewery in the U.ycott levied by the brewers' union liecause the brewery would not compel its employes to pay an assessment or $20 a head. This takes the bunion off the brewery so that the expense of the boycott will not hurt it any more than it does the other imtnufacturers in the citv. It is itumumccd thut the support of the board. r manufacturers and em ployers b keeping the income of the Abend Post as high as it was before the primer's union boycotted it for using stereotype plates. The 'longshore lumbermen of San Francisco are on a strike against a wage rate. of33S' cents an hour or $75 a month for steady work. The sail ors union refuses to join the lumber men in the fight. The non-union men unloading lum ber were assaulted by a union mob Feb. IS, but, with the aid of the police, bout off their assailants, one of whom was badly cut with a raxor wielded by an assailed workman, and two more were locked up. Labor Comuiissiouer Walts has in vestigated the charge- made by the federated trades that children at Su Vincent's orphan asylum are com pelled to work at night and he finds it unfounded. The San Francisco union brewers are starting a co-operative brewery Judge Slack has decided iu San Francisco that distributing boycott circulars asking people not to patron ize a shop K-caase it does not close at S o'clock is not libel. About the Stars and Stripe. It la related that the flag which was raised at Cambridge January 2, 1776, by Washington, was composed ot thirteen red and white stripes with the crosses of St. George and bt. Andrew emblazoned on the blue canton in pla-e of the stars. This flag was also carried by the fleet under command of uommunder r.sek Hopkins, when it sailed from the Dela ware capes, February 17, 177G. In the following year, June 14, 1777, the Con tinental Congress passed a resolution "That the flag of the United States be thirteen stripes. alternate red and white ; the Union be thirteen stars, white on a blue field, representing a new constella tion." How or by whom the idea of the stars was first suggested is uncertain. although there are some who ascribe It to John Adams, while others claim the entire flag was borrowed from the coat of arms of the Washington family. In this nag the stars were arranged in circle, although no form was officially prescribed. It is supposed that the first display of the national flag at a military post was at Fort Schuyler, on the site of the village oi come, uneiua county, N. T. The fort , was besieged early in tho month of August. 1777, and the garri son was without a flag. So they made one according to the prescription of Congress by cutting up sheets to form the white stripes, bits of scarlet cloth for the red stripes, and the blue ground of the stars was composed of portions of a cloth cloak belonging to Captain Abraham Swart bout of Ductbess county, N. Y., and the flag was unfurled August 8. 1777. Strawbnrrles in Ahutka. Alaska has been usually looked upon as a bleak and distant section of Uncle Sam's domain where the land was mostly water, furnishing seals and salmon while icebergs and glaciers adorned wonderful picturesque landscapes and waterscapes, the delight of Summer tourists who visit that far northern clime to enjoy a few elongated days. Among the arrivals in the city recent ly was James Cox. who left here for Ohllkat a year ago last April with his family consisting ot bis wile and three children. Mr. Cox is quite well pleased with the climate where be was stationed the temperature seldom dropping to fif teen degrees below zero and occasioning no inconvenience, lie bad quite a nice earden last Summer, in which he raised fine vegetaDies turnips. Deets, carrots, onions and potatoes. He says there is is an old half-breed woman at Chilcoot mission a few miles from Chilkat. who has raised potatoes and vegetables for many years past. This last season she experimented with some strawberries and succeeded in growing some very fine ones. Astorian. The Srmaon to Blame. Boarder Didn't you state in your an nouncement that there were no mosqui toes here? Farmer Yes; but I wrou that in the winter time Judge. LA GRIPPE, Or Influenza, Pnennionia, Coughs, Colds anl all Throat and Lung Troubles Cured iu Less Time with R. HALL'S ulmonarv Balsam. THAN WITH ANY OTHEB BEMEDY. PRICE 5Q CENTS. J. R. GATES &. CO.. Prop's. 417 SA5S0ME ST.. BAH FBAHCISOOl CONSUMPTION. lbutipoamMtrl & boe!eM; bjit iin lljiiiiaiiiili nf i cf tb worn kind aad of lone audiihmbsc9R4. IrxWd mo 2rooc J filh mttavficacT. Lai I v-aismd two BorzusracK. wish a VALUABI.K TREATISE OB tlua lime lo way waf- Ihw who will Mod n tbar and r. U. M Jrw. T. A. Morwal. M. C-. IS3 Pearl St., X. V. A4A YEAR for a lar-e lllutratI story paper. ) I paces. 2 months tv on trial. Seod tor In mnipl'-a. Visitor. aCU Polk at.. San Fran. BLAKE, M0FFITT & T0WNE, IXPOETEBS ASD DKALEES IS BOOK. NEWS. WRITING AND WRAPPINS f A F E Fl CAED STOCK, STRAW ASD BINDERS' BO ABO, Palrat Machine-made Bags. 512 aud SIC SummentSt. San Francisco. A. Zellerbach le Sons, PAPER WAREHOUSE. 019-21 Clay Street. FaurrEBS eurruxs A Spbcxaltt URLS and BOYS earn MONEV dlstlllwtinlt I proeni lor Uie Visitor. J6U Polk St. B. F. I CURE FITS! When I sr cure I do not ncu mvr-lj to stop Okem foratimemndflfcra htw tie ltam smI vjewoa rmdical cat. 1 bars mide tbe d Msae at FITS, Pi. lXPSVorFAUa-G6lCKSESSnlooctd. I warrant my rv-mi-dr to oar tba wont cases. Pi i aa ocbera bare tailed is DO reason few rut now rscwrraaa s cars. iieaAax aces fcw s tmtiss sad s Free Eoctis of raj infaliibi reroedj. tiire Exprssi sod Post Oraoa. II. t:. ROOT M. C 183 Pfsrl Xt K. Y. The foot and mouth disease has ap peared near London. Spain has 102 men under arrest for participation in the disturbances that folIowel the execution ol lour anarcn ists at Xeres. Seditious pamphlets hsve been widely distributed in Lithuania and Russian Poland. Buckley, the ex-boss 'of San Fran cisco, is iu fans. TOWER'S IMPROVED SlickerSs is the only Absolutely ff-lr ks Water Proof Coat! Guaranteed r; i(XT to Peel. Break or Stick. Ms Coajjrr. The house committee has reported a bill for the election of seuators by direct popular vote. The house has passed a resolution directing the committee on agricul ture to investigate the effect of the tariff on farmers. The bill to admit free of duty the wreckage from the Trenton and Vau dalia and to refund $7128 paid on that already imported lias passed tho sen ate. The senate has passed Uie bill ex tending the Chinese restriction act act ten years. The appropriation of $400,000 for a public building at Taeoma has passed tlnscnat. A WaKlrraU Exhibit. Araouir the t mderful exhibits with which Chlcatro bores to startle the visitor to the World's Fair, it is likely that none will create more comment trom t-uropeans than the big tree sent from California. This epexntnen is from Mammoth rorest. Tulare County. California, and measures 9U feet In circumference at the base, it is 3ia feet In height and the distance from the base to the first limb is 172 feet. The tree Is nearly three thousand years old. The story of "the felling of the tree is an inter esting one. A Stafford was built around this giant of tne lorest at a point twenty-two feet from the ground. The saw used In cut tinar was twentv-two feet in length. The tree was cut twenty-five feet from the ground. Ten expert woodsmen were em ployed five months aud twelve days in the cutting, but when tlie crash did come it was heard three miles away. In its fall the big fellow imbedded himself six feet in the ground. After the upper part of the tree fell the top of the stump was levelled oft" and a section nine feet in height cut from It. To get this section from the for est it was necessary to build a road for four miles and indulge in much blasting and bridee-buildiag. Since then it has been shipped to Xew Orleans. There a section of the tree has been cut out and huug on enormous hinges, the Interior has been hollowed out and now can comfortably hold more than lt visitors. This unique exhibit has been fitted up with 250 incandescent lights. II Is likely that Sew Yorkers will be given a look at this California wonder before It U shipped to Chicago. to Leak at the Seams. Sl carr: tbe Fwa Brand trade mark ssds At Wooi euv'Ur. s-jlnwaL.qt.ee srat frv focpnee. A. J. TOWER, rtaaiofr. Bostoa. Mass. OnrKhtrld Rr.ast f Mwttsau; srstsr snAJtetsuauoseaotbttoe Fiai f.saaa PRINCESS CHILLED PLOWS, For Orchard and Vineyard. Send for onr w Catalocrae. Menuon this pstj-er. s. F. MEB & HAMILTON sacto A Gmt Divisic FVs-t- The greatest diving feat ver achieved was in moving the cargo of the ship Cap Horn wrecked off the coast of South America, when a diver named Hooper made seven descents to a depth of 1 feet, and at one time remained under water forty- two minutes; Siebe states the greatest .L .. ..kl..k ss K-lO Al-iir llVVf lilt! 1 UfU-Il IU 1 UltU lllU Uss ' to lo4 fivU equivalent to a pressure oi iWj-t pounds per squatv Inch. DROP IT! If In any bast vhi drop in &b1 buy tui ImprvMred Ptaluni Inctib,. or. MORE MONEY Oiui b mad nvlsiojT Chickens thu in any OwJbrT bti!iDejatrwrUM capital inTA4td. A beauUrul IUaxraled Cai&Kur . Inruha- tavrs. Srodn and all kimi- CtoH-lvcn FSx- Muibs Boo Cutter. Nerrjwaty Clorer Coicir, atxi every ihinjr rr-Qairvl by pmliry nism. PEULBkU 1ICIIB1T0B CC - - PET.L.W, UL A year ago only the fastest train betweet Ixmdvm and Aberdeen. M2 miles, ran in fourteen hours. Last fall it was reduced to twelve hours and llfty minutes. Thii year it will covert lie 542 miles in twelw hours, or a lilUe over forty-five miles an hour. The sons? tl.at touched hishemt. KtllMMl Kroxen Out. Thomas A. Edison, the eleetrioitiu and greatest inventor of the age, has been "done" out of the greater part of the wealth he has created. In the reorjrauization and consolidation of tho electric companies ho trusted to his friends and busiuess associates. Tho former were speculators aud the latter proved to be largely incompe tent. Drexrl, Morgan & Co. got con trol of a majority ot the stock of the Edison General Electric company, which company is exchanged for $loo,ooi,ooo in stock of the new com pany, and iu that. Edisou has only a oinvteuth interest. Elihu Thompson of the Thompson-Houston company is the king-pin of L the new combina tion, and Edison tlddlo'or get- out. J, 1 must play second Fort Iadens, in '.upper Burmah, is occupied 'by a British garrison aud besieged by natives. The. British arovernment's local gov ernment bill for Ireland provides that twenty ratepayers may charge the lo cal elected government ot a county with illegal acta and it the judge of assizes (appointed by the crown) finds the charge to be true the board shall be removed and the lord lieuten ant (ivpiointed by the -crown) shall ap point a new government board. Ten savings banks in Sydney that have been paying from 13 to 25 per cent dividends have failed and depos itors expect to get but 35 per cent out of them. A pure Virginia plug cut smoking tobacco t hat docs not bite the tonsrue and is free from any foreign mixture. More solid comfort in one package of Mastm than you can set out of a dozen others. Packed in canvas pouches. J. B. Pac Tobiwco Co.. Kldhniond. Vlrslula. CASH twiJ BOYS anJ GIRLS eTwrwhers lo distribute ivsent$ lor me. Write fT iwiirulars to Mauios P. WhcsXes. al Polk street. 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