ii n v r fif.:;.;;: til ,jr , fKrrrii OSTENTATIOUS VULGARITY? The elegance and glamour of the monarchy dis played on such occasions as the recent statu visit of the Shah of Iran are under con stant attack by British leftist critics. PULLING DOWN THE ROYAL PEDESTAL While Elizabeth Is The Socialists Are Away Busy By TOM A. CULLEN NEA Staff Correspondent While Queen - Elizabeth and Prince Philip give North Ameri cans a taste of royal glamour during their seven-week Canadian tour, the Socialists at home will be busy gnawing away at the founda tions of the British monarchy. It is an insidious campaign that goes on year in and year out. The Socialist aim: to pull the monarchy down from its pedestal, to make it drab as part of the inevitable leveling off process of the Welfare State. Jn Socialist eyes, and this in cludes the majority of the British Labor party, the Queen is a glori fied civil servant presiding over a middle-class nation. As 78 year old Lord Esher, a noted patron of the arts, recently remarked: "The Queen still has that quality which is anathema to the civil service view of life glamour. "There isn't much left of it in the modern world, hut what there is is much prized." The id of a Civil Service Queen, however, npp"als to the Puritan streak in many Britons, and may ultimately influence the image the Queen projects as head of the monarchy. "Th'- monarchy must always re tain an element of mystery," ac cording to Sir Frederick Ponsonby, one of I he most cxcrienccd cour tiers in modern times. "If you bring it down to the p-ople, it will lose its mystery and influence." Britons have only to look across the North Sea for warning exam ples of what happens when the royal coinage is debased, accord ing to those who uphold the old tradition. In the Netherlands, for exam ple, the monarchy no longer has an aura of mystery or glamour, they point out. Queen Juliana is said to be under the influence of faith h-alers and cranks. In Belgium, 29-year-old King Baudouin has been criticized for everything from being extrava gant to remaining single and thus failing to provide an heir to the throne. In Britain, the attack upon royal ty is seldom direct, the leftists and the laborites preferring the oblique approach.' The recent State visit of the Shah of Persia is a case in point. In a leading article, the leftist New Statesman started by criticiz ing the preparations for the Shah's visit as "ostentatious vulgarity." "The gold plalc has been taken out of the safe, arthritic joints thrust into rusty knee-breeches," the magazine article sneered. It went on to drag in the Queen. News Coverage For Nixon Trip WASHINGTON UTi Amer ican newsmen accompanying Vice President Kit-hard M Nixon to Hussia apparently will be allowed to cover the trip "without censor ship." This was the interpretation Nixon late Friday put on assur Alices from Iho Soviet government that newsmen would be able to file stories freely and without delay. Mrs. Retha Bowman Heads EOC Class Mrs. Retha Bowman was elected president of the l!5f) Summer Session graduating class at Eas tern Oregon College in recent meeting of the group. She will preside over various commence ment activities and represent the graduates in meetings with the (acuity concerning the class gift nd end-of-session events. Mrs. Bowman has taught at the Ladd Canyon School" and will leach "this coming year in Union. "Doubtless the Queen takes no pleasure in hob-nobbing with this unsavoury potentate," New States man conceded, but it questioned her sincerity. "Today the tarnish ed phrases of welcome conceal only cynicism." The danger, as observers here see it, lies in the Queen bending over backwards to please her critics. In this respect, she shows herself to be much more compliant than some of her predecessors. Queen Victoria would have ig nored with contempt many of the criticisms directed at her great-great-granddaughter. But Eliza beth, with the advice of Prince Philip, already has gone a long way to meet the demands of her more vociferous critics. The re forms instituted in the seven years she has been on the throne are sweeping ones. In keeping with the times, she enrolled her son. Prince Charles, in an ordinary prep school. The 10 year-old Prince of Wales is the first direct heir to the throne to receive such a democratic educa tion. Again, because they were un popular with many of her subjects, the Queen abolished presentation parties in Buckingham Palace last year, thus putling an end to the so-called "debutante racket." The Queen has st-adily broaden ed her contacts with the outside world. Today's guest list for an informal luncheon would have sounded a few years ago like the wild dream of a social revolu tionary. Some recent Palace guests: Alec Guiness, actor: Charles Brasher, sprinter: Donald Camp bell, holder of the world's speed record on water; Michael Balcon. film producer; and Billy Wright. captain of the All-England soccer team. All'of thee reforms have met with popular enthusiasm. But some Socialist critics apparently would like to sec Prince Charles attending a little red brick school- house somewhere down by the gas works. They would also like to see a heavy sprinkling of shop stewards among the Queen's entourage. a a hardbitten royalist ex plained it to me, "Labor would like to sue Buckingham Palace con- QUOTES FROM THE NEWS Unittd Prats International EL PASO, Tex. Louisiana Gov. Earl Long describing his feelings about reporters who have been dogging his footsteps: "1 had a pistol last night and ii uns nil 1 could do to keen from pulling it out and shooting some of them. ' WAKHINCTON Presidential News Secretary James llagerty denying that President Eisenhower Ini-ked confidence in Charles Boh len ambassador to Russia, who is reported slated for a high State Department post: "Nothing could be fiirlher from ili Inilh I The President I has a great deal of confidence in Am bassador Bohlcn." SZCZECIN. Poland Soviet Premier Nikila S. Khrushchev outlining Russia's Berlin stand to an audience of 75.HX) Poles: "We should alxilish the occupa (ion regime in (West) Berlin and we will press for this. CHICAGO Former high school athletic coach John Francis Tra cy, 38, known as the Irish charmer," to FBI agents who ar rested him on forgery charges: "I'm not a bad boy. You guys should be out catching bank rob hers inslvnd of mo." verted into a People's Park for Rest and Culture, where the Queen might be glimpsed occasionally riding a bicycle with her shopping basket over the handle-bars." 'WE ARE ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE' Each Government Department Speaks Own Special Dialect UPI Staff Writer WASHINGTON U PI I Sen. Smart Symington D Mo. told the Senate this week the Army is so short of dough our loys in Berlin carry rifles '13 years old and ma chine guns from the First Wo-d War. But Asst. Defense Secretary W. .1. McNeil, in his reply, said "the validity of the shortfall" had not been established, and in the ensu ing confusion senators beat Sym ington's amendment to give the Army more money. Symington probably figured the senators just didn't know what they were doing. And Sen. Thom as II. Kuchel. iR-Culif.l, the GOP whip and a key figure in the fight against the Symington proposal, now seems to have admitted this might have been so. "It may be that 'shortfall' is government gobblcdygook for shortage, but I do not know," he told the Senate, having cautiously withheld his remarks until after the vote. "We are English speak ing people but I suggest that such phrases are no proof of that fact." Significance Undetermined The significance of all this to the boys in Berlin, and the relics they may or may not be carry ing, must still be determined. Meantime, however, Kuchel has warned military men, and govern ment people generally, to start communicating in the kind of lan guasc senators understand. He said their failure to do so will lead to "unintelligcuce," w1ik.Ii unfortunately is the kind of language senators undui s land Some ieoplc might have said ig norance. Among the numerous local dia lects spoken here in preference to English, penlagonese. as above, is generally considered the most difficult to master. The Air Force recently came up with "encrypted," which some veteran House members were able to decipher as meaning put into code. The Army meantime made a logical advance from "definitize," which means "final ize,"' to "undefinitize," which must mean "unfinalize," whatev er that means. Obligate, Subobligate, etc. The foreign aid people "obli gate" their money, then "subob ligate" it, and despite their best efforts to get it all spent before the end of the year they owned up recently to having "unsubobli gated" some millions of dollars. I am informed they will explain this to anybody with a couple of hours to listen. Other agencies of course are always panting to stay in the race. The Commerce Department, just Wednesday, told Congress our Merchant Marine is short 200 "notional" sh'.js. The congress men had assumed what they needed was more tankers and freighters. Our lawmakers ulways deplore these new words, and practically always adopt them. So when Hep Craig llosmcr iR - Calif. I had something sH'cial to say this week be went out of his way to make sure he didn't full into the trap. fie put imo the appendix of the Congressional Record a sho't seech above which was duly printed the headline he wrote: "Stop flops drop crop props." "Mr. Speaker." he said in his eight word undelivered oration "the above title conveys my message." Welfara Commission To Tighten Policy PORTLAND L'PI The State Welfare Commission Friday an nounced a major tightening policy in eligibility requirements particu larly in aid to dependent children. The Commission said the new policy would mean closer check ing on parental responsibility and on the individual's financial and work resources. Friday's action came at a regu lar meeting of the Commission here and followed closely recom mendations of the Welfare depart ment staff as made in a study re port, developed after action of the 1959 legislature. Observer, La Grande, Ore., Sat., July IB, l Page Unknowns Star When Big Names Disappear By VERNON SCOTT UPI Staff Writer HOLLYWOOD ilTD Ever heard of Dick Crenna? Probably not. But you're more than likely familiar with Walter Denton and Luke McCoy, the characters he's played on "Our Miss Biooks'' a:id "The Real Mc Coys." Crenna has parlayed the cracked voiced high school hoy and the gangling hillbilly role into a Sioo.ooo-a-year career. He's a member of the growing fraternity of very rich supiwrting players who jump from series to series on TV when the top stars conk out. Others in the same cat egory are Bob Sweeney i.My Fa vorite Husband and Our Miss Brooks), Harry Morgan i Decem ber Bride), Gale Gordon (Our Miss Brooks and The Brothers) and Vivian Vance and Bill Fraw ley (I Love Lucy.) Make or Break Series "A good supporting cast can make or break a series, no mat ter how big the star may be," Dick opined. "Take some of the most suc cessful shows 'December Bride,' 'Gunsmoke,' "77 Sunset Strip,' 'Lucy' and people like Jackie Glcason and Sid Caesar. Their supporting players were as popu lar as the leads. "Most stars realize this and capitalize on it. The star of my current series, "The Real Mc Coys,' is Walter Brennan who spent his movie career as a char acter actor in supporting roles. "He's great to all of us. He knows the problems and tribula tions of second bananas. Crenna, a likeable young man of 32, believes he could waltz into a third series, and a fourth and fifth successfully. "I have yet to play myself on television." he explained. "So evcrytimc I crop up in a new scries I'm a new fare and per sonality. It might be different if I'd played starring roles. Shortage of Comics "In the past four years I've been offered a half dozen series of my own all comedies. There's a shortage of young comics around right now, not the stand up variety, but character comedi ans. "Other than Tony Randall. Jack Lemmon and Wally Cox I can't think of anybody who can play youthful character parts for laughs. "It's not an easy thing to do because you can't strap comedy on like a pair of six guns. There's a heck of a future in playing sec ond bananas, and I plan to stick with it." Dick began his career on radio at the age of 11. and credits the variety of roles he played for his current versatility. "It's hard to say how long The Real McCoys' will run," he con cluded. "The show is doing so well I guess it will continue as long as we in the cast want it to go on. I signed for five years, and we're starting our third sea son. "As far as I'm concerned I hope it rolls along for years to come." .. s ; ' v. ,-"" - v . r A SPARK CAN BE A DEADLY MISSILE ' Such a little bit of carelessness can cause such a great amount of ' damage. I Loss of life, loss of vacation lands, loss of timber and watersheds can result from one cigarette thoughtlessly flipped from a car window, or one burning match dropped beside the toad. During these fire hazard months, a spark of any kind can be a deadly missile. And every year, our forest areas become more and more vital to the nation's welfare. So be extra careful this year. Use your car ash tray. Douse your campfires. Be sure all fires are out, dead out. Be sure you don't cause a shameful forest fire. (Every year, some people do. 9 out of 1,0 forest fires are still man-caused.) &X&Ht4cbm ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIREO f tJ l& efta Amartcm boifntti flrmt, w battavt the bmtnaii hoi a MtponiTMnry to eenhiliuft to Iht puttie wlfart. 1M , v cdvartUamanl i therefore ipontoiad la cooperation with Th AdvartUtog Council and U. S. and State Forts! StrvicM byt ' LA GRANDE OBSERVER