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MEN i Train for : HEAVY EQUIPMENT . -; "OPERATION NEW; highway and construction programs aHje 'under way in' every part of the country. NOW is the time to Become a specialist A HEAVY; EQUIPMENT OPER ATOR! YOU can . learn . to operate the Heavy Equipment so vital to our booming .construction industry. Complete new modern training program for,- Heavy Equipment Operating Engineers now offered in this area. Free nnl ion-wide placement . assistance available. Write todny,'for full information. HEAVY EQUIPMENT DIVISION Northwest' Schools Dept. HD-222, Box 123, co Observer NAME ADDRESS i... CITY AGE.. STATE .i. , PHONE HOURS! WORK: FROM TO .... HELP WANTED MALE 21 MEN Train- for HEAVY EQUIP MENT OPERATION. See our ad under Class; 9, School-Instruction. Observer. .Want Ads Get Results . ..EMPLOYMENT Experience . is not necessary as paid schooling and training given by Co. Public contact or retail selling experience helpful but no necessary If you have a sincere liking to Bleet and talk with people.. This is a full time position for a man who possesses the neces sary ambit iqn-to manage his own time and desires a steady guaran teed income. Bi-weekly salary of $150 (paid weekly, if desired) plus top weekly commissions with ex tras and cash bonus periodically. Must have a car and free to be away from ftomo five days a week. Friday nights to Monday morning and all holidays off. Age require ments 21 to 40 (will consider over 46 "if health good"). For interview see Mr. E. L. Lund on Wednesday, December 3rd. from 9:45 A.M. to 4:15 P.M.! at the Sacnjawea Hotel in La Grande, Ore. $110. WEEK. Married man with car to put out and pick up Fuller catalogs. Write Sam Rcmmcrs. 513 Burrell, Lewiston, Idaho. Wanted 10 Boys To Sell Observer on the streets In downtown La Grande. Come lo the Observer Office at 3 P.M. each day. ., Make Your Xmas Money Now HELP WANTED FEMALE J3 RESPONSIBLE woman as house keeper and companion for elder ly man. Miist live in. Inq. 1408 T Ave. evenings. HOME FURNISHINGS . 51 HOME FURNISHINGS r niii - "i-,-IJ-iryIJWwnAvvy,lvyl i Used Davenports Large Selections From $10.00 Up All Fumigated-Good Condition BOHNENKAMP'S USED DEPT. We Give "S.&II." Green Stamps TRACTORS 31 Oregon Tractor 9 Depot St. Ph. WO 3-2314 For Sale D-fl Cat. Hydraulic ancle blade D-6-N winch, Medford canopy, 1500 hours. D-7 Cat. Cable angle blade, winch and canopy. 2000 hours. Equipment is in New condition and fully guaranteed. Ph. Greenwood 9-1847, Granls Pass, Ore. PUMPS-IRRIGATION 32 O. C. TANDY WELL DRILLING Thief Valley Road Sox 223, North Powder Ph. 2436 LIVESTOCK-POULTRY 34 La Grande Livestock Comm Sale Every Thursday Co. Phone Office WO 3-28B0 Bob Green & Barney Stephens GARDEN SUPPLIES 36 NEW lawns and gardens. Good black top soil or rotted manure. Approx. 3-yard load, $10.00. Ph. WO 3-2852. FOOD-FOOD SERVICE 39 THE MODEL DAIRY La Grande's oldest Dairy Wishes to Announce we are Distributors for CARNATION FRESH DAIRY TRODUCTS At your Stores or at the Door. 708 Alder WO 3-2051 CLARK'S DAIRY Home owned and operated Grade A milk & cream FRESH DAILY HOME DELIVERY or BY THE JUG AT OUR STORE ? 70c per sal. 2 Depot Ph. WO 3-5312 BUILDING MATERIAL "CLOSE-OUT" Marllle Plastic ' Wall' Paneling! Suitable for Bathrooms, Kitchens, Playrooms, and Utility Rooms. Easy, to Ihstulr. La Grande Lumber Co. Fir & Jefferson Observer Want Ads Get Results" Wallpaper Bargains! 60 OFF Many good patterns still available La Grande Paint & Wallpaper 114 Depot St. Ph. WO 3-5121 8 FT. 2x4s. $15 per thousand. FKEE wood plainer ends. U Haul, Western Slud Mills, Inc., Elgin. Ph. HE 7-2011, Elgin. FEED ft FUEL 4 Home of LARRO FEEDS Best by Test Inland Poultry & Feeds 1418 Jefferson Ph. WO 3-4223 Pea Vine Ensilage $3.50 per ton F. O. B. Pendleton, wo will deliver. L. M. Donclson, Phono Crcstview 6-0053. 9 Miles from Pendleton on W'nlln Walla Highway across Highway from Standard Oil Tank Farm. 14" MILL WOOD Cull WO 3-5642 or Union 3651. Box 185, Union, Ore. LOGGING EQUIPMENT 44 Homelite Chain Saws! Model 7-21 Model 7-19 nnd Homelite Zip. Low Priced. Most economical of all Chain Saws. . TWO GI'S SUPPLY CENTER 1005 Adams Ph. WO 3-5431 MISC. FOR SALE Xmas Trees Sthriver's Flying A 1701 Adams Ph. WO 3-9981 LARGE circulating wotxl heater. $20. Also elect nc turkev roaster, $15.00. Inq. 1605 Jackson. Santa's Special! 2 New Wood Heaters. Two-tone finish.- Reg. $109.95 for $79.00. Reg. $79.95 for $59.95. DOLVEN'S 108 Depot Ph. WO 3-3.127 Guns, Scopes, Ammo. & Acces sories at bargain prices. Most anytthing taken In trade. We rent Guns. TRADER BILL'S 51 nume fuknijhinos SI LAST CHANCE: New Pac-a-way freezer. Large size. Will accept hay as part or full payment. See at Virgil Weir's across from Fruitdale School ELECTRIC APPLIANCES 52 Electro warmth bed warmer. ' Price, $24.95. For more informa tion see John Harder, 1415'.i Y Ave. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 53 Hammond Chord Organ for sale. Ph. WO 3-5726 or see at 1704 Jefferson. Repossession Modern Ebony Acrosonic. Style 946. Like new. Save hundreds on this. Also 2-used TV sots, one lo-boy with stand, one portable. Low Priced. THE TOWN HOUSE 13011' Adams RADIO-RADIO SERVICE 54 PHILCO Mahogany Hi-Fi. Good condition. One year old. $125.00. Ph. WO 3-43114. SPORTING GOODS 7 Sholgun Shells Reduced 25','f. OFF Western Field Rifles 25 OFF MONTGOMERY WARD DACRON Insulated Underwear for Men and Women. Navy Thermal cotton underwear, rain clothes, insulated boois, New Marine shecplined coats, . parkas and Jackets OUTDOOR SUPPLY 1212 Adams WANTED TO BUY 58 Small acreage, close in, 3 or 4- bedroom house. Ph. WO 3-4063 after 5 P.M. HOUSES FOR SALF 3-Bedroom House I'm warm and cozy and nice to live with. I only cost $56.00 per month. I have a full basement, sas beat, 2-car garage. Only $2,500 down, balance like rent of $56. per mo. Won't somcono buy me? Merle Burling Salesman Mayflower Ins. 1103 Adams Ph. WO 3-5450 Exford Smith, Realtor Offices in La Grande & Baker Bill Thomas Real Estate 207 Depot Ph. WO 3-3173 WESTENSKOW & NEBEKER Foley Bldgi Ph. WO 3-5321 2-BEDROOM home on the south side. Half basement. $6,950. Terms. Inq. 1(101 K Ave. or Ph. after 5 P.M. WO 3-4007. W. E. WILKINS Real Estate & Insurance Sac Annex Ph. WO 3-2136 NELLE GRIMMETT Real Esta'e 4th 4 Depot Tn. WO 3-5312 WILLIAMSON'S Real Estate & Insurance Service Ph. WO 3-4311 LOTS & ACREAGES 62 320 Acres timber land, west of North Powder. Ph. WO 3-J063 after 5 P.M. HOUSES FOR RENT 66 2-Bedroom House South side, unfurnished. Ph. WO 3-2217 ONE bedroom unfurnished house. Smith side. Gas heat. Couple onlv. Ph. WO 3-3093. 21SEDROOM unfurnished house. $55.00 a month. At 1407 7th St Ph. WO 3-2171 extension 15 for Information. APTS. FOR RENT Modern 3-Room. Apt. First Floor. Attractively turn. inq. 1807 Adams FIRST floor 3-room furnished apt. Electrical appliances, gas heat, private hath and entrance. Ph. WO 3-2077. Furnished Apt. Steam heat. Grand Ronde Apts. 1902 3rd St. Ph. WO 3-5113 MODERN 2-room furnished apt Electric stove nnd refr'ig. Pri vato bath. Ph. WO 3-3610. Bachelor Apt. Olftnrrl llA.lt r If fill t1rcn.1n reasonable. 1908 2nd. Ph. WO 3-2828 APTS. FOR RENT Clean 3-room furnished apt. ground floor, private bath and entrance. 1204 8th St. Adults only.- 1st floor furnished 5-room apt. Private bath. Pennslyvania Apts., m r-enn. SMALL furnished Apt. Heat, hot water, lots oi storage. 3-biocks from Post Office. Inq. 1904 3rd. St. ROOMS FOR RENT FURNISHED steam heated house- keeping room with refrigerator. For lady or bachelor. Close-in. 1902 2nd St. MISC. RENTALS 9 FOR'LEASE: Grade A Dairy with equipment & quota. With or without cows. Write C. J. Nobles, Hermiston, Ore. or Ph. JO 7-6873. WANTED TO RENT 70 Wanted by elderly lady, board and room in a private home. Write Observer Box 130. MONEY TO LOAN II 5 LAND BANK LOANS' 5 National Farm Loans Association New Foley Bldg. La Grande, Ore. BUS. OPPORTUNITIES 13 THE Washerette Self Service Laundry. Will gross asking price in one year. Good opportunity for widow or couple. $16,600 or will lake home in trade or make offer. Write L. Southworth, Rt. No. 2, Box 361, Pendleton, Ore., or ijn. ck 6-3145 evenings. SERVICE DISTRIBUTOR Delivering confections to establish. ed retail outlets in your area on a part time basis. Absolutely no selling. Good substantial income Future expansion can be financed but substantial investment needed for inventory for immediate start, Compay representative , will be here to qualify applicants. For interview, stale age, model of car, and if cash available for imme diate start. Write Observer Box 128. FOR Lease by Richfield Oil Cor poration, exclusive marketers of . lioron gasoline, well located ser. vice stations in La Grande and Pendleton. Fine opportunity for conscientious young men. Fin ancial help available to quali tied persons. Training in engine tune-up and brake work given if desired, also insurance and other benefits. Ph. WO 3-2821. AUTO FOR RENT 95 Trucks for rent you drive Move yourself save half MAC'S MOBIL SERVICE 1434 Adams Phone WO 3-4409 AUTOS FOR SALE 96 And Then The Rains Came SO DID A LIMITED NUMBER OF NEW FORDS See Us Now HAND FORD SALES Chestnut & Jefferson 1957'Pontiac 4-door. Power steer ing, power brakes, radio, hyro mulic, white tires. See at 301 O Ave., after 6 P.M. Older Cars At Rock Bottom Prices '51 DeSoto l-door Sedan '49 DeSoto 4-door, R & H '51 Pontine 4 -door, R & H '49 Dodge 4-door Sedan '18 Hudson 4-door, R & II '51 Buick 4-door Stn. Wagon '52 Buick 2-doov, R & H '51 Ford V-8 4-door, R & H '51 Chevrolet 4-door, R & H '49 Chevrolet 4-door, R & H 47 Plymouth coupe '52 Chevrolet 4-door, R & II '50 Chevrolet 4-door, R & II M.J. GOSS MOTOR CO. Chevrolet Oldsmobile LOOK AT THESE LOW PRICED SPECIALS! 1953 Chevrolet Sedan $795. Tut one Green 1953 Chrysler N Y Sedan 795. Radio, Heater. Light Gray 1952 Chevrolet Sedan ? 105. Radio, Healer, Light Gray 1951 Cadillac Coupe ?795. Loaded with Extras Tutone Green No Down Payment on Credit Approved Gettings-Lynch Motor Co. Pontine Buick Cadillac Adams & Hemlock Ph. WO 3-3431 Even Russian Movie Moguls Hedge At Talks By VERNON SCOTT UPI Hollywood Correspondent HOLLYWOOD (UPD If Soviet summit meetings are anything like Russian press conferences it's no wonder the international situation is suffering from the bends. ' This week a junketing delega tion of 21 Red movie moguls (and two actresses) visited Hollywood to get the lay of glamourland. But they were more interested in Modification Of Public Power Clause Proposed WASHINGTON (UPI) Sen Richard L. Neuberger (D-Ore.) has proposed ' modification of the traditional public preference power clause. The proposal was contained' in legislation to create a Columbia river development corporation. The corporation would plan, fi nance and construct power facili ties and market energy on a wholesale basis in the Northwest. The new bill will be considered at regional hearings of the Sen ate Public Workers Committee Dec. 8-11 in Portland, Seattle, Coeur 'de Alene, Idaho, and Kalis pell, Mont. The measure would modify the traditional concept of public pref erence by permitting a location Elderly Quartet Commit Suicide ST. LOUIS (UPD -A scrawled suicide note signed by four elder ly persons, a' bloody rifle, and a handkerchief sling on the arm of each victim led police today to term the deaths a "gruesome quadruple suicide pact." Two other notes and a slack of hospital bills completed the story Sunday night when a relative found the bodies of four elderly persons in a South St. Louis apart ment. All had died from .22 cal iber bullet wounds. The victims were identified as Arthur Forrester, 62; his wife, Lucille, 64; her mother, Mrs. Mary Conkling, 86, and Mrs. Conkling's daughter, . Blanche Conkling, 66. The relatives who walked in on the death scene said all four had been ill and "all of them were in pretty, bad shape." Police Capt. Walter Murphy, who investigated the shooting, said "each signed the note, and each did it to themselves (sic).'.' He added that all indications point to "a suicide pact." He said each victim wore a handkerchief around the forearm "a sort of brace for the rifle. "It looks like one would walk over and pick up the rifle as toon as the other completed the act," he said. "It was probably over pretty quick. It was actually grue some." Judge Postpones Ruling On Dispute SEATTLE (UPI) Federal Judge John C. Bowen has set over for one week a ruling on a plaintiff's motion in the million dollar damage suit bruoght by Scott Publishing Co., Pasco, Wash., against the International typographical Union and oilier de fendants. In the suit, in progress for three years, the Scott company charges that the ITU and its corporate sub sidy, Unilypo, Inc., and the Col umbia Basin News of Pasco, con spired to obtain a daily newspaper monopoly in Washington's tri-city area where the two newspapers are published. LEGAL NOTICE NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF UNION, IN THE MATTER OF: The Es tate of Claude H. Scranton, de ceased. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has filed her final account as administratrix of the estate of Claude H. Scranton, de ceased, and the County Court of Union County, Oregon, has fixed Wednesday, December 17, 1958 at 10:00 A. M. at the courthouse in La Grande, Oregon, as the time and place for hearing objections lo said final account and settle ment of said final account and es state. Dated and first published Nov ember 18, 1958. Gertrude Weiss Administratrix Charles R. Cater Attorney for Administratrix Publish Nov. 18, 25, Dec. 2 and 9. JEREMY CHRISTMAS HHC SPIRIT OF CHWSTA4AS M , told jeremy About the lazy WEN ON iUPMOO CPCEKAUPASKCD MM TO CORRECT THIS SITOATIOM... Disneyland than movieland. Still, they agreed to a press conference ostensibly to ex change information about Russian and Hollywood films.1 . But first they had to hold a pri vate conclave to determine what they'd talk about.- Hollywood's press corps cooled its heels while the Russians yakked it over. Oc casionally a Russian head poked out of the door, shouted some thing in Russian and retreated. Traditional by the' corporation of "new power supplies so as to assure that there shall be no unreasonable geographic concentration of tne power sold by the corporation." Neuberger said this would estab lish a public utility responsibility in the corporation to "fulfill net power needs of all members of the public who require its service and who i desire and are willing to enter into contracts." The new proposal would elimi nate the veto power of the cor poration over hydro electric proj ects licensed by the Federal Pow er Commission. It provides for continuance of dam construction activities by Army engineers and the Bureau, of Reclamation. The corporation would furnish funds to the construction agencies for the features of authorized federal multi-purpose projects allocated to power generation. Federal agencies would be re quired to deliver power to the corporation. Aged Pioneer Woman Dies PORTLAND (UPI) Henrietta DeWitt Crawford, a last survivor of Hie prc-statehood days of Ore gon, died at the Mann home here Sunday. She was 99 years and H-months old. She would have reached her 100th birthday Dec. 29. She was born on a family farm at the junction of the Yamhill and Willamette rivers. She was 47 days old when Oregon was admit ted to the union Feb. 14, 1859. Miss Crawford attended St. Hel ens Hall in Portland as a girl and later moved east to keep house for her brother, Medorem. She returned to the birthplace farm in 1920 and settled in Port land in 1932. - -. , She spent her last few years in the infirmary of the Mann home here. Migrant Affairs Chairman Named PORTLAND (UPD Dr. Roy E. Lieuallcn, president of Oregon College of Education, was elected chairman of the Oregon Commit tee on Migrant Affairs Saturday as the group held it organizational meeting. The statewide group is seeking to promote migrant labor wel fare. The committee was formed as a result of findings by a legisl ative interim sub - committee on migrant labor. Tom Lawson McCall.was chosen chairman of the steering commit tee and presided over election of officers. Others elected were Roger B. Buchanan, Portland, vice chair man; Mary Kay Rowland, Port land, secretary, and Robert Tich- ler, Salem, treasurer. Selected as district chairmen were Rev. Earl W: Riddle, Forest Grove; Michael Mischke, Prine ville; Sister Jean Marie, Port land: W. J. Mishler, Eugene, and Dr. Lewis Phebux, Portland. Chosen executive director was Earl Holmer of Salem. NAZI TRAILS SPEEDED STUTTGART, Germany (UPI) West Germany is taking steps to speed up the prosecution of Nazi criminals. The Baden-Wuert-temberg State Ministry of Justice announced that a central agency for preparing and coordinating prosecution of former Nazis is being set up at Ludwigsburg near here. SENTENCES SUSPENDED CHARLESTON. S.C. (UPD Magistrale W. D. Dickey gave suspended sentences Friday to 13 teen-agers arrested after a gang fight Tuesday night which sent two youths to a hospital with stab wounds. Officers said about 75 white youths took part in the brawl but only 13 were arrested. A Yule I'LL TRY TO STRAI6HTEAJ OUT ) ANY WAV THAT'S I I I'M ON WAlTMALl ONE' TAKE tukiuiu.i pvi1 BOTIVG SOTTD r-S-trm DON 6! J-J 1 f- -, pOvuea' toK EAT MAGIC do rr my way, rZ7i mfi fiVjj WVJ'" - Observer,. L Grande, Ore., Finally the press was ushered into a room thick with smoke (from American-made cigarettes) where reporters were greeted with owlish suspicion. Seated around a giant oval ta ble, the visitors looked more like a bunch of farm-machinery sales men than bigshot movie-makers. A travel-bureau translater ex plained we could ask any ques tions we desired, and that they would answer as best they were able. First question: "Why are you in Hollywood?" This set off an explosive bable during which every Russian dis cussed the knotty query with his neighbor. Finally, director Sergi lutkevich (who proved most talk ative) answered solemnly, "We are tourists." His fellow-travelers nodded ap proval, though none spoke Eng lish. Next they were asked who was the favorite American performer in Russia. It was' a bombshell. They shouted 21 different names, which shrank to only two within a few minutes. Spokesman lutke vich made it clear that Henry Fonda, indeed, was the Russian favorite. But one of the actresses, an elderly Bette Davis type, held out for Katharine Hepburn until one of her associates convinced her she meant Audrey Hepburn. Once Backstairs At By MERRIMAN SMITH United Press International AUGUSTA, Ga. (UPD-Back-stairs at 'the While House: From the hallowed locker room of the Augusta National Golf Club where President Eisenhower has. been playing of late, a secret pipeline relayed two stories the members are telling. One concerns a duffer who somehow achieved membership in the President's club. The tyro of the tee smacked a long wood shot that hooked terribly over the club fence into a residential driveway. The ball struck a man squarely on the forehead and he dropped stone dead. The duffer saw what he'd done, grabbed up his clubs and fled back - to the members' quarters where he cowered in his bedroom. A few hours later, there was a knock on the door. A man in a tweed suit pro duced a badge. "Murphy of homicide. We've determined that you're .the golfer who hit that awful hook. It hit a man in the head and killed him Oregon Girl Wins 4-H Award CHICAGO (UPD Gale Briner, 18-year-old Oregon State College freshman of Yoncalla, is an Ore gon national winner at the 37lh national 4-H Club Congress here. She was among 200 members to receive national awards at the Congress attended by 1,350 dele gates from the 49 states,, Hawaii and Puerto Rico. Miss Briner, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Briner, has spent nine years in club work. During that time she has completed 26 projects and held the offices of president, vice president and sec retary. She has had complete manage ment of an 80-acre tree farm for the past three years. ' After college, she said she plans to continue in 4-H work as a local leader or extension agent, Former Showgirl Pays $100 Fine LOS ANGELES (UPI) Mrs. Gregg Sherwood Dodge, 34, for mer showgirl and wife of automo tive heir Horace Dodge II, was fined $100 today on a plain drunk conviction. The onetime actress, acquitted of battery charges- after a week long trial in Municipal Court, im mediately paid the fine with a $100 bill. She was arrested last Aug. 26 in an automobile driven by Chi cago newspaper columnist Irv Kupcinet. who still faces trial on a drunk driving charge. , SACKED LIBRARY REOPENED BEIRUT, Lebanon (UPD The new American library in Beirut was open for business today. It replaced the building that was burned and sacked on the first day of the' Lebanese rebellion last summer. The U.S. Information Service library in Tripoli, also burned during the rebellion, will be reopened later in the year. tide Story Tues. Pec. 1958 Page 6 n.1. wns settled, lutkevich said, "Henry Fonda and Audrey Hep burn." which cheered the actress considerably. "What percentage of the 120 films you produce yearly have a political theme?" was the next question. ' Lordy, you'd have thought they'd been asked for the Rus sian H-bomb secrets. Half the Russians left their chairs to discuss this one. The translator looked pained and re sentful. Again, lutkevich came to the rescue. "Every picture made in every country has some political theme. It is a matter of degree," he said, in Ihe Russian equivalent to "no comment." Obviously by now the Russians had lost interest in the confer ence. They began talking to one another in loud voices, paying not the slightest heed to further ques tions. In the ensuing confusion Audrey Hepburn's name was heard sever al times, but nobody paid much attention. At last the translator thanked the press and we filed out along with the Russians, one of whom stopped on the sidewalk to give a Russian postcard to a 10-year-old boy. "It ain't autographed," the youngster complained. White House what do you have lo say for your self?" The duffer thought for a mo ment, then extended his clasped hands, waving them back and forth. "I believe," he said, "if I change my grip just a little bit like this, by golly, I'll cure that hook." Second story concerns another new member of the National. He was on the first tee alone and took a vicious cut at the ball, completely missing it. An assis tant pro spotted him and walked out. "May I interrupt?" the pro in quired politely. "I may be able to help you. Your swing simply must be corrected because as it is now, the swing is, if you'll pardon me, unspeakable, and with your friends here, certainly you'll want lo take some strokes off your score." The lonely duffer thanked the pro ralher diffidently, advising him to save his feelings of con cern for others. 1 "You see," explained the golf er,, "there are several reasons why your advice will do little good. "In the first place, I'm new here. Not a soul will even speak to me, much less play with me. "And besides, I lie four strokes right now." Then there's the totally uncon firmed rumor tthat the Gettysburg Country Club is planning to put skid chains and a snow plow on the President's golf cart so he can play there during the winter. The kind people who recently sent the president a bountiful sup ply of western pheasant would shudder to see a copy of a pri vate medical report recently cir culated by a large pharmaceuti cal firm. The report says that the heav iest incidence 'of gout in this country occurs in areas where pheasants are more plentiful and where the local hunters eat pheasant in volume during the season. , ' The same company, by happen stance, produces a medicine to relieve gout. Hatfield Will Travel To Hawaii CARSON CITY, Nev. (UPI) Gov. - elect Mark Hatfield of Ore gon, who handed (lie GOP one of its infrequent wins in this v year's elections, will tell the West ern Republican conference in Ho nolulu how he did it. Arrangements chairman Mrs. Kenneth Johnson, Nevada GOP national committeewoman and conference vice - chairman, said the youthful governor - elect con- -firmed he would attend one week long session in the island territory Dec. 8-16. Hatfield, who unseated incum bent Democratic Gov. Robert Holmes, was termed "one of the trend-stoppers in the West," by Mrs. Johnson. Known as a strong advocate of statehood for Hawaii, Hatfield leaves Portland Dec. 7 for the is lands with Oregon's 10 - member delegation. BY WALT SCOTT