La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959, April 08, 1932, Page 7, Image 7

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    .Friday, April 8, 1932'
LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER, LA GRANDE, OftE.
tage Seven
Baker Men Fly
Over New Thief
Valley Project
BAKER, Ore., Apr. 8 (Special) .
Art Walters, local aviator, and Klass
V. Powell, city editor of the Democrat-Herald,
flow to the Lower Pow
der section Wednesday afternoon to
get a bird's-eye view of the govern
ment's Thief valley dam, which ap
parently is about completed.
An airplane trip over the dam at
a height of 2000 feet gives a wonder
ful view of the large concrete struc
ture built by the W. H. Puckett com
pany across Powder river, a few miles
up the stream from the Lower Pow-
der bridge, 25 miles from Baker. The
distance by air from the airport to
the dam is about, ten miles. The dam,
which will provide additional water
for the irrigation of 7000 acres or
land now under cultivation In Lower
Powder, is to bo finished and the
debris cleared away irom the site by
May 1.
The water has already backed up
behind the dam for a distance of ap
proximately two miles and will soon
surround the abandoned ranch houses
located on tha site of the reservoir.
Water from Powder river Is going
to waste in the north end of Baker
valley, which Is completely flooded in
some sections. Other areas reveal that
the ground was covered with water
earlier In the season.
Scores of streams on each side of
Powder river appears from the air aa
great snakes wending ' their way
through the varicolored terrain.
CAMPAIGN TO
CUT COST IS
GOING AHEAD
n i if
: .' r
There's a spot
marked few you
terns
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(Continued From Page One)
Senator Jones. Republican, Wash
ington, author of the. "five and ten"
enforcement law. Is chairman of the
full appropriations committee and of
the sub-committee which made the
jcut in the four department supply
uui, Aii wus une ui two tne senate
sent back to committee with instruc
tions to slash ten per cen from the
total as passed by the bouse.
The ten per rent reduction was ao
plled rather generally down the line,
with some exceptions, which were
made up by large cuts in a few cases.
Salaries of judges, which are fixed
by law, and appropriations for prisons
were excepted.
The detailed figures on the sub
committee's action will not be made
public until passed on tomorrow by
the full committee.
l'rohl Fund Cut a Surprise
.The cut In the prohibition fund
came as somewhat' of a surprise, as
opposition, to it had been expressed
on the senate floor by those who
sponsored the economy move.
Senator McKellar, Democrat, Ten
nessee, author of the motion to send
the bill back to committee, an
nounced he would oppose reductions
in the fund for enforcement of the
dry laws. .
The senate rejected a motion to
eliminate virtually all appropriations
for prohibition enforcement when
the. bill was before It.
McDuffie told newspapermen the
economy committee aimed to v effect
economies In the fiscal year 1933 to
aid in wiping out the treasury's an
ticipated deficit. ..
"We recognize that this is no time
to play partisan politics with a mat
ter so vital to the people and that
concerns so seriously the funds of
the public treasury," McDuffie said.
It would require a twelve .months'
study to complete reorganization of
tha government, he said, but the
economy committee is driving lor
savings that could be put Into ef
fect immediately that would "not
Impair efficiency."
.. . Hoover Voices ideas
Here are some of the moves tot
reducing government spending now
in. President Hoover's mind,, many of
them requiring new laws:
Alteration of veterans bureau ac
tivities designed to save between
$50,000,000 and' S60.0OO.OOO a year.
Consolidations of hospitalization
and other veterans activities, not re
quiring legal changes, designed to
save, several railltop. more.
Decrease in agriculture department
outlays for agricultural experiment
stations and other activities.
Possible alteration of the activities
of rural mail carriers, designed to
save several millions more.
Shrinking both army and navy ap
propriations, despite his public state
ment that the 9700,000,000 outlay
was necessary for national defense.
Cabinet officers as tney lerc tne
White House today declined to die
cuss developments in the economy
drive. They were equally reticent
concerning the display of their new
"economy yardsticks."
Miss Brown pointed out that the
Allied Forces have spoken in 201
cities In 43 states, and that churches
everywhere are enthusiastically sup
porting the move.
Mrs. S. B. Morgan was chairman
and Mrs. Howard Smith was co-chairman
of the meeting and approxi
mately 100 were in attendance.
Rochester Man
Gives Out Facts
Rochester, N. Y. "I tried nearly
everything I ever heard of that was
suppose to be good for constipa
tion and liver trouble, but the first
real, lasting relief I ever got in all
the 20 years I suffered' was when
I began taking Sorgon and Sargon
Soft Mass Pills. I am now In bet
ter shape physically than I have been
In twenty years. The Sargon Soft
Mass Pills ended my constipation and
regulnted me thoroughly." Myron
P. Harwood, 70 Lennox St., Roches
ter, N. Y. Red Cross Drug Store.
Adv.
ENTRY BLANK FOR SECOND ANNUAL PET PARADE
Name - ............
Street Address :.Z:::: ....'..li...J..r....Ur.
City - -
Kind" of Pet
(Fill in this blank and bring it with you on
"Pet Parade Day," April 16, 1932).
Shrinkage. of Share
Values Persisting
NEW YORK, Apr. 8 (ff) The
shrinkage of share values persisted for
the 8th successive session in the stock
market today. .The list was given
only momentary respite by a ripple ot
short covering In the afternoon, and
closed with widespread losses of 1 to
more than 3 points. Sales ogam ap
proximated 2,000,000 shares, the list
closed with a feeble tone.
The list as a whole dipped further
into' new low ground for more than
a decade. Utilities were again de
pressed, . ,
PINE LL'MREtt ItEPOKT
PORTLAND, Ore., Apr. 8 P) An
increase in shipments and in current
production in the western pino belt,
and a decrease in unfilled orders and
current new business was reported by
the Western Pine association here to-
day for the week ending April 2, as1
compared with the previous week.
Only 42 of the 128 reporting nuns
were operating, and these at an aver-
ago of 36.7 per cent of capacity.
Current production ior xne weex.
increased 2.500,000 feet, and ship
ments were 1. 138.000 feet greater.
Current new business was off 3,430,
000 feet, or 0.2 per cent under the
previous week, and unfilled orders
decreased 0.209.000 feet.
Production for the week amounted
to 21,905,000 feet, shipments totaled
39.735.Q00 feet, and orders, 33,52G,000
feet.. -
BRITISH TAXATION CURBS
, OXFORD'S PRODIGAL SONS
1 OXFORD, England -,(&) The gay
young-blades (of:xford university ue:
less profligate than their predecessors
of 30 years ago, says an officio: or
the Oxford chamber of trade.
"Taxation has hit wealthy families
so hard that the number of wildly
extravagant young men is very small,"
he said. -
Tradesmen find some balm in this
Ollead in the fact that fewer big bills
are run upon their books.
League Baseball
Puts Millions Of
Dollars to Work
By A I in Gould
(Associated Press Sports Editor)
NEW YORK, Aur. 8 P) Major
league baseball, even If it draws no
hpttei than Inst vpnr. fttnirps to nut
between $9,000,000 and $10,000,000 in
to circulation during the 1932 cam
paign.
In addition to this contribution
toward stimulating the country's.
business, close to 91,000,000, under
the proposed new tax bill, will be
collected by the sixteen National and
American league clubs for the bene
fit of the United States treasury.
Despite Its proportions and well-
established " organization; the big
league game as a whole will be lucky
to break even In 1932.
Nine in "Red" Last Year
Nine of the sixteen clubs finished
"in the red" last year. The majority
this season' again will likely have
difficulty keeping off the financial
shoals, despite economies effected by
the reduction of salaries and the
player limit.
Only threo clubs can count on do
ing a -million-dollar business the
New York Yankees and Giants and
the Chicago Cubs. Brooklyn was in
this class two years ago and is one
of the biggest potential money-makers
in either circuit but the Flatbush
folks are fickle.
Cincinnati and Detroit, two clubs
that were hit hard at the '"gate" last
season, hope to do much better as a
result of energetic measures taken
to make them more conspicuous in
the pennant races. The world cham
pion Cardinals don't make much, even
when they win.
Hope For Tight Race
All the magnates are hoping there
will be no duplication of the one
sided finishes of 1931.
Attendance last September fell off
liko the leaves of autumn when the
Athletics and Cardinals ran away
from the pack. Few realize the heavy
costs involved in operating a major
league baseball enterprise or the dif
ficulties of most clubs In trying to
balance their budgets. The sport is
subject to the caprices of the crowds
as well as the -weather with no meth
od of controlling either element.
The payrolls alone for the two big
leagues run between $4,000,000 and
$5,000,000 In the aggregate. The
players account for at leaBt 80 per
cent of this. Each club maintains a
large staff of employes, many of them
tho year round. In addition each con
tributes prorata to the maintenance
of the two league organizations, as
well as to the advisory council,
headed by K. M. Landls, G5,000-a-
yenr commissioner.
Nowadays the big league athletes
travel in Pullmans and live at the
best hotels. Hotel bills for. a season,
per club, run from around $13,000
to $17,000. The railroad expenses
are mure than twice as .heavy. The
National league's railroad costs alone
amounted to $300,000 in 1931 and
the American league's expenses In
this respect were no less. Thus It
costs at least $50,000 on the average,
per club, to transport and board the
athletes.
- TaxesK chain-store " systems, r scout
ing 'parties' and 'training' f expensed
combine to cat up close to another
$1,000,000. It costs at least $200 a
day, on the average. Just to open a
big league park. . ; ' -
To cover all this overhead, the
turnstiles must click at a briBk tune,
especially when it Is taken into ac
count that the Yankees alone last
year admitted close tto 300 persons
free, daily. Including all varieties of
"deadheads."
CLASSIFIED ADC
-THE MARKET PLACE OF UNION A WALLOWA COUNTIES
(Count five average words
to the line.)
Per line, 1st Insertion...... 10o
Per line, each added consec
utive Insertion - 7c
Minimum charge on one
order 25c
RATES BY MONTH
2 lines, per month ....$2.50
3 lines, per month ....$3.25
4 lines, per month ... $4.00
5 lines, per month $4.75
Each additional line over five
charged at 50c per line per month.
FOR SALE Cm $200.00 down, 15
acres, improved, Joining golf links.
Balance long time. See J. R- Mar
tin. 1104 Penn. Ave. Phone 494 -M.
1-21-t 1.
FOR RENT
ACRE TRACT, B-rm. modern, house,
berries, barn! chicken house, $15
par mo. Inquire 2906 N Spruce.
4-8-2 t.
WANTED
WANTED Radio -service work. All
work guaranteed 1 E. O. Eberhardt.
Phone Main 005 or 852 J at night.
4-8-3 tp.
FOR SALE
KIMBALL baby grand piano, liko
new, at bargain. Owner leaving, 1601
Cak street. Phone 237 J. 4-8-3 tp
FOB BENT-r-Furn 3-rra. mod. apt.
Ph. 884 W, 110) O Ave, 4-7-0 tp.
WANTED To rent a modern well I
furnished house with a bedrooms.
Phone Wain 6t)7. 4-8-3 t.
WANTED 'iv RENT Ranch. Box 15,
Observer. 4-8-3 t.
FOR SALE 1 yr. old Poland China
boar. Geo. Hughes, Covn Ave.
4-8-2 tp.
FOR SALE Furniture. Call M 934.
j Or 1308 O Ave. 4-8-2 tp.
MODERN ROOMS Comfortable steam
heated rooms $3 per week and up.
Hot & cold water. Close In. Pleas
ant surroundings. 1002 Second St.,
2 blocks west Montgomery Ward
on Washington St. 4-2-7tp
MISCELLANEOUS
HAVE YOR garden plowed W(t'ai
garden tractor. Call 409 J, 4-8-3 't.J
FOR BUILDING and shop work call
M 960. rete Bousquet. 4-4-1 mp,
R.V8E, MOVE, reyair and rebuild
house. John Mars. . 4-3-t f.
ALL KINDS of electrical repairs,
Vaouum cleaners a specialty. R, L.
Weeks, 1310 Q Ave. Ph. M-633. , '
, ,: a-i7f
FURN. HOUSES AND APT8. With
i-aths, clean, quiet, lowest rent,
j Adults, 1810 Greenwood, 4-2-1 m.
WANTED 50 girls to train for late
tap routine to be presented at largo
Festival Ball. Free training; pre
vious experience unnecessary. Reg
ister Friday from 6 to 8 p. m. at
Zuber dance hall. Ask for the in
structor. 4-7-2 tp.
BABY CHICKS Buff Orpingtons. R.
1. R., Barred Rocks. April, May and
June. Inq. Mrs. Rector, 1706 Z Ave.
4-7-2 tp.
MODERN, furn., 7-rm. hi use, 1 block
from Normal on 9th. Inquire 1405
N avo. or ph. 434-J. 3-19-tf
FOR RENT safety deposit boxes, La
Grande Investment Co. 3-12-1 m.
J. N. KLEIN, the Clean-Up garbage,
ashes, rubbish. Ph. S36-J. 3-14-lmp
GRIMM and common alfalfa, white
sweet clover, seeds at lowest prices.
O. W. Bond, Haines, or Owen Led
rldgo, Ph. 47, Union. 4-7-1 m.
DRESSMAKING Alterations, make
overs. Eva N. Martin. 1104 Ponn.
Ph. 404 M. 3-10-1 m.
FOR SALE OR TRADE 200 A., close
In, some timber. Priced $2300; car
or city property as first payment.
Inq. 1219 W Ave. 4-7-3 t.
SPIRITUAL READl:;pS DAILY Ap
pointments. Call Main 934.
3-8-1 mp.
WILL BUY 30 old batteries. Will pay
according to their condition. New
batteries as low as 96.95. Automo
tive Electric Co., 1425 Adams. Phone
M 520. 1-20-1 m
CONFECTIONERY store In La Grande
fully equipped. Small down pay
ment, balance on easy terms. See
I. Westenskow, Imbler, Ore. 4-6-6 t.
AUTOMOBILES
GOOD DODGE COUPE
75.00.
PERKINS MOTOR CO.
Ph. Main 500. 4th and Adams
8-80-t f.
Selling It Out!
The Stock of the Conner Store Positively
To be Closed Out in This Great
Ladies' Coats
We have some, particu
larly good values in this
group of spring and sum
mer coats. Some former
prices were up to $19.50
and now you QfT Qpf
choose yours sJ50et0
Everybody
Wears Shoes
And everybody can save
money on their footwear at
this store. Sizes and new
styles for both ladies and men
have been filled in and all in
cluded at the sacrifice price.
This group includes "Natural
Bridge" $5.85 shoes.
$2.95
Sale price for ladies and men
GIRLS SPORT OXFORDS
Splendid two-tone ones at the
special price
of ,
$1.95
Everything in the Store at
SALE PRICES
BANKRUPT
SII.K RAYON UNDERTHIXGS Bloomers, panties, QQf
Btep-ins, etc. Would be splendid value at 60c wOv
SALISBURY SHEETS 81x99, entirely
free from dressing .'
INDIAN HEAD PRINTS and other strictly fast color -i m
80 count cloth in very latest patterns IIv
79c
EMBROIDERY SILK
SKEIN
1c
sritOICAI, BELTS Perhaps we have Just what 114 AA
you need. Belts up to $6.50 now going for J)XW
PURE SILK MESH HOSE
This Is a beautiful stocking, it's full fashioned, with
cradle foot and French heel, and comes In the latest
shades and is offered at a ' QAI
sale price of ""v
(A rcat new Knyon Mesh Hose at 38c)
MEN'S Vt'OKK SHIRTS Those wonderful 1
Wide" 90c ventilated shirts at
50c
9c
Seattle Boy Wins
Ping Pong Title
PORTLAND, Apr. 8 VP) Harry
Packad, 17, of Seattle, is tho first
Pacific coast amateur ping pong
champion.
Packard, a University of Wash
ington freshman, last night defeated
Georgo Akers of Portland In the
finals of the first annual tournament
hero by scores of 21-12, 21-12, 21-10.
Hermoln Parsons of Portland won
tho women's singles by defeating Eva
Jackson, of Portland, and Packard
and Vincent Hokansen, also of Se
attle, won the doubles title.
& ' PARIS SEES NEW LIOIIT
HOUSE FOR SALE Cheap. Call 805
Spring. Ph. 316 R. 4-5-5 tp.
FOR SALE Tamarack posts. Phone
104-J or 402-J. 4-0-0 tp.
DRY WOOD, posts. Also truck for
hire anywhere. Insured carrier, f n.
1051 W. Frank Seward. 4-2-0 tp
PARIS UP) Synchronized traffic
lights have been installed for the first
time in Paris on the boulevards in
tho opera district.
MORE VATICAN STAMPS
VATICAN CITY m Three now
vnhtcbthavo ocot added to tho Vat!
con postage stamps, bringing tho
total to 18. The Issues bear scenes o!
. the pope's midget state. ; 1
BRITISH NAVY LIKES CONES
j PORTSMOUTH, England VP) Jack
:Tar Is getting cheaper- Ice cream
con-3s, the admiralty having cut tho
size a bit and reduced tho price to
two for a nickel.
In two yoai'B of hurling in college
baseball, Charlie Griffin, University
of Michigan southpaw, has won 15
games and lost only three.
7 Rosen Pecklnpaugh Jr., son of tho
Ctoveland Indians' manager. Is one
; ol tho main hopes of the Ohio Wes
lcyan university infield this spring.
Ho Is a sophomore.
tw rv mm
STORy
COCHRAN
PICTURES 4J0E KIN&
& 1B32 Br HCA SERVICE,
POLICE AND POSTMAN SOX Splendid
quality, 4 colors for
MEN'S FINE HANDKERCHIEFS Plain white and 4 Ap
fancy border. Regular 15c quality JLvv
MEN'S HATS A good assortment ot former
values up to $5.95 '.
$2.87
N. P. WOODS SALES SERVICE
Selling Out the Stocks of the
Conner Store
AT LA GRANDE
REGROUPING MEN'S PANTS
We have sold a world of men's pants, and
why not, at these sacrifice prices. We have
grouped them to have as near complete
size range as is possible In each lot, so
hat many have been further drastically
reduced.
75c $1150 $1.95 $2.42
1 r,M in
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rpHE bubble man soon grew
tired out and he exclaimed,
"Without a doubt, you little lads
are thoughtless. You .would have
me work all day.
"This bubble . blowing may
seem fun, just from tho easy way
It's done. But I assure you,
frankly, that it's very far from
play. f
"It takes a lot ot breath, you
see, and there's not much breath
left In me. I'm goine; to nap a
little while. Then I will blowj
so mo more.
"While I'm asleep you oil can
try to send some bubbles toward
the sky. Don't blow as hard as I i
did, though. 'Twill make yonrj
poor throats sore."
V
44 ALL right," said Scouty. "GOj
to sleep. We promise that I
we will not peep, or bother you!
until we hear you snoring very:
loud. I
"Then we'll blow bubbles. Yes,
slree! And they'll be big as big:
can he. When you wake p you'll j
say that we are quite n clever i
crowd," ' 1
So, In about 10 minutes they
were sending bubbles on their
way. One settled on tho bubble
man with quite apparent case.
It rolled around his face a bit
and then his nose broke into It.
The bubble went kerplop and
made the poor old fellow sneeze.
TTE promptly jumped up to his
feet and cried, "I see you're
not discreet. Instead, you want
!o tease me. I will spank you all
for this."
"We're sorry that the bubble
broke," said Windy. "It was not
a joke!" "You have to pay," the
man replied, "when something
goes amiss."
Then Duncy had a real smart
hunch. Ho gave the bubble man
a punch and in his hand he held
a pin. His hunch worked out
Just right.
The bubble man was full of air.
He met his finish, then and there.
One great big puff and old man
bubble man was nut of sight.
(Copyright, 1S32, NBA Service, Inc.)
FOR RENT Bouse and Apts. La
Orande Investment Co. 3-13-1 m.
MODERN, 0-rm. house, fine home
and lino location. Inquire 1405
N or phone 434 J. 3-6-t f.
FOR RENT Small house, 3009 Cedar
street. ' 3-3-t f.
FOR SALE Choice acreages close In
for sale at attractive prices. 10 aorc
tract In production with improve
ments $3500.00; 14 acres with Irri
gation for 91500.00. We have some
unusual buys in one end- two acre
homes. Call Main 000, Williamson
& Berry. 4-6-3 t.
FOR SALE 10 A. mod. improvements.
Or will sell 6 A, all In orchard.
Good location. Ph. 408 J. 4-1-1 m.
PURE HOLLYWOOD or Hanson White
Leghorn baby clucks, $10 per 100,
600, 45, after Apr. 16. High record
stock; trapping 2000 hens; chicks
equal to any you can buy lor 20c.
Send no money pay C. O. D. It
you wish. Pacific Hatchery, Tan
gent, Ore. 3-31-8 tp
WE HAVE bone dry mill wood in
ricks from Union. Call Archie Con
ley, 137 A. 3-10-1 mp.
AUSTRALORP hatching eggs. 5 per
100; baby chicks 916 per 100, 20 E.
60th St., Portland, Ore. 3-23-1 mp.
BABY CHICKS Now is the time to
buy baby chicks. Nampa Hatchery
Chicks are B. W. D. tcstod. Five
leading breeds. Highest quality.
Reasonable prices. Send for Oata-
log. The Nampa Hatchery, Nampa,
Idaho. 3-lS-lmo.
ALFALFA and clover seed. Send for
samples. Welser Grain and Feed Co.,
Wolser, Idaho. 3-4-2 mp,
Professional
Directory
Hospitals
Pit. LEK B. BODVT
Bye, Ear, Nose and Throat Hospital
noor Foley Bldg. Ph. llaln 16.
Osteopathic Physicians
OltS. J. L. MARGARET INGLE
General Practice and Obstetrics
aommer Bldg.
Office, Main 106 Res., Main bJ3
Miscellaneous
A8TROLOGEB
MBS. FREDERICK DALMES
303 N. Ave.
Readings Dally.
LICENSED PLUMBER, Fred A. Balmes,
203 N avenne. s-p-j w,
DO WELL BROS. CLEAN-UP We W1U
clean up your ashes, papers, etc.
Phone 323-J." 3-8-,i;t.
EASTERN OREUON acnool Of Music,
violin, piano, voice. Credit. I. O. O.
F. Wmpl. M-f . (t-8-i p
MONEY TO LOAN We tre repreaen-
tatlves lor the Prudential Ins. Co.,
. and ctpv make city loans at attrac
tive rates Of interest Chfl. H.
Reynolds, Insurance, loans and
bonds,. 0.-1-1, m.'1
All gate receipts at the final Am
erican league hockey game of the sea
son at St. Louis were turned over to
tho local players.
LA GRANDS MATTRESS ana Uphol
stering and Rug Cleaning Works.''
Ph. 434-W. Chas. Edwards, PropO ,
12-1-1 ts.
CHALLENGE WITCH DOCTORS ' 1
ACCRA, West Africa m Hoping
to disillusion superstitious natives
the Christian council of Accra has cav
fered too to any witch, doctor who
win eat a pawpaw wnne la yaips
away from It or transform himself
into a bird or beast. -
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
Tag Plays Fair!
By Blosser
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THE NEW FANGLES (Mom'n Pop)
A Secret!
By Cowan
WE Al-WAVS 1 SHOULD TH1MK V' OUST ft '
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COUNTERSIGN J THAT'S JUST 1 JUST HErSVENUY,TO A VEAP. WE ;
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ENTEP, kr- y SWEETHEAWTl HOW KNOW J
(Komollilnj,' very stinnRO linji
pciis to Dime)' In (he i;et slory.)
X vou eloped! oh how
TERFECTLV POMANTIC I !
HOMER AND 1-1 ME.AN
V I'VE ALWAYS BREAMED
OF ELOPING WITH THE ,
GEE, AGUSTA,
APE VOU IN
LOVE? TELL
ME -WHO 1S
IT? I'M SO
THRILLED ! !
WE BEEN SO
LONESOME. FOR
HIM ON THIS TRIP. .
1 CAN HARDLY BEAR
IT. HIS NAME IS HOMER
DITTY AND HE'S A GRSAT
"POET. VM DYING TO TELL
SOMEONE, BUT DON'T
BREATHE A WORD
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