Friday, July 16, 19126.
Dt GRANDE EVENING OBSERVE!!
Page Thirteen
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The Observer Want Ad Page
The Market Place of Union and Wallowa Counties -
i.
rOR BENT
FOR Jt KNT 2-room fully furn.
4 apt elom In. No children. Cull
178-w, xan jc.rr. :i-7-U)-2ip
l',imn HUNT Oarnije. Corner Main
and Third. Onll S74-W.
;f a-7-ir.-.-it
v
. jrOR HKN'T live room furnished
if apt. 19U6 Adnms. 7-U-3t
ii ,
h till It KNT 4-roon house. (Mow-
In. Call 14S-11. 7-U.:
FOR HKNT Furnished liouse
keeplnic rooms. $8, (10 nnd $15
per mo. 1201 sih sc. :i-7-ifi-:up
TOR RENT S-roora
ipt. 1307
S-7-3lf !
renn.
FOB SALE
1VR S.MJ-; Ni w 3-room house, i
Lights nnd water it ml woodshed, i
,120 down ujld J20 month, ('till'
, Muln US. 7-15-.U'
r , t !
FOR KAl'.H Hlnck Republican.
. Royal Xnne and ISlwr chcrrl.H. j
1-hODO. 370-It. S-7-lS-2tp:
FOR SAI.K fjieil store fixtures
at a barKuln. Call Olnss Drntc j
Htore. 7-H-liti
- . . j
KOR SA1.K New hljrh ffrado piano :
must be sold at once. lilu dis-!
. count nnd very easy terms. Write. I
A.M. elo Observer. 4-7-13-6tp.
FOR KAI.13 Cabin at Wallowa
' lukc; 3 sleeping porehes, living i
room with fireplace, kitchen, f
water and sower to cabin. A bar-!
ElUn. See or writo.A. R. Thomp
son, KnterprLso, Orepon. 7-13-61-p
TOR SALK OR TRADK for grood
used late model Ford, touring or
sed&n, 3 lots In Old Town. W.
P. llendrlck, Woltsburi,-. Wash.
4-7-12-0tp
JX)R SALE Modern C-room house
with bath; 2 lots. On paved
street. Trice reasonable. In
quire 2212 Cedar St. 7-8tf
FOR SALTS Filling Btntlon and
store. Call Main 780. Il-23tf
WANTED
WANTED All kinds of repair
work. Stoves' a specialty. Green's
Repair Shop In new Smith HuiM-
ing. 7-12-0tj
V ANTED Private money on 1m-J
Avoid Discomfort
and Delay
A telephone in your home or office is
a silent messenger ready to serve you
when needed.
Home Independent
Teleohone Co.
j MOMTtf POP , Ice Water By TAYLOR
If VJEl..,XEN,T VStt H TKRMK VoO.SlR- JUST REMEMBER K l LWMOUJ.SIR- f DOT'S A GOOD filRU, BOT fouvunTt 11 ft U ( SHE. CAN KEEP ON v HI
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v : i ) )y C..H.Y . CTj
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS Big Doings By BlbssliT
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rfx r" LJ15 sitjap't' I rno wis pab moose -w" -t 7hcaswns n.kcwx.'.' J M -yyPS
uom! ' VJ ' f ; sJr I FACAtQ saio i could stav T, x. ---vc X (Mi: tT J jtcT 1 Ii
J:2?Z-, r NS-ti. I AT WEIR MOOSE BECAUSE I Vl 2& , 'Mi ,VS V J
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Observer
Want Ad
Rates
(Count five average words
lo the line).
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utive Insertion ....... To
Minimum charge, on one or
der 2So
RATIOS BY MONTH
2 lines, per nioiilli $2,150
:t lines, per month $;1.25
I lines, per month f 1.00
0 lines, per nionlh $4.76
l:m'li uddltlonnt line over five
flutiited at ftoc pit line per
month.
!ASH I AM'ANCE Is re
qiilre on nil i'lasinl (inters
lo cum these rures. Higher
rules charged on all credit in
sert ions.
t'opjr for all classified orders
mn.t ho In this offlro by to
A. M. DAY )!' INKKRTION.
Slop orders on nil Inserted un
til fin tiler nolle.; mast foe re
celvrd hy thu same liotfr or ex
tra insertion will be charge!.'
Telephone orders solicited.
Cash rates may be earned, on
phone orders hy payment on or
beforo date of Inst Insertion.
rilONIS MAI.V 87
"An Observer Want Ad
Will I)o It"
proved city property. Write, W.
N. co Observer. 3-7-15-2tp
WANTED Widow with 1 child
wants housework. 1205 U Ave.
2-7-12-Ct
SWIMMING Picnicking At Pine
Cone Camp, 2 miles west or l.a
r Grande. Closest, cleanest and
best. 8-7-0-lmp
HONKY TO LOAN Have money
to loan on good real estate se
curity. Either straight loans or
monthly payment plan. Chas.
If. Reynolds. 6-18-lm
CALL Main 248 for Tom Run-a-Cur
for Ford truck hauling any
pincc, any time. Garbnge and
household moving. 7-itf
PIANO TUNING Call Mr. E. R.
Taggart, care of W. M. Bolinen-.
kanip Co. O-.U-lm
NEW TODAY
KT)R BALK Cnnnlnir cherries 3c
per lb. 1'lek them yourself, hrlns
your hoves, mile N, K. of city
isvrk. No phone. A. W. lffel.
4-?-16;2lp
KOH! SAI.K I'sed store fixtures nt
a bnriraln: must bo pold nt once
as we are rnnio.lellniT store, filass
nrug Klore. 7-lU-St
roil SALR Header In Rood run
ning order, with binder attach
ment, also boxes; cheap. Phono
Farmers 24 -X. 4-7-1 H-Up
WAXTFr Some one to open up
small confectionery. 1 have room
and winifi fixtures, Rood location,
partnership or alone. Write XY,
c;o Observer. Reasonable rent.
&-7-l-Hp
FOiwn Shell-rlrnnif d irlusscs on
hiffhwaj $ nijle north of island
City bridge. Owner mTiy call
for same at Observer. &-7-ll-2t
FOR HAI.H Apricots. J. II. Mo-I-uiirhlin,
May l'ark. : 8-7-l(i-2t
l-'OH SAI.K New ll-rooni house.
I'hono 479-J. 2-7-lll-llp
FOR SALE 3(4 ton logging truck.
A bargain. See Red Williams.'
'i I S-7-lC-Bt
ll SAJ.E Sturgiss reed bnby
buggy. Inquire 1905 AdauiK.
2-7-10-2tp
FOR RKNTJ Modern furnished
apartment. Ground floor, lfioc
Wash. 7-ltl-2t
n i i .. .... i
Sewing Room, Contents
Damaged by Fire Today
Firn at 2:15 o'clock this morn
ifi tiHfiiapoil the Bewing room mid
contents in the II. K. Coolirtgo
home ut 1102 O avenue before U
was extinguished by tho firo de
liartiucnl. The carpet, furniture
and walis of the room were dam
aged, ullhough an -.. estimate has
not yet been made. ,
The bhusc was caused by an elec
tric Iron left on, according to Fire
Chief U. O. Murehlson, Recall wns
sounded'at 2:31) a. m.
IJX.AI, FIGHT LOOMS
.SAM FKA.NCI.S?0 Tu- I'nl
vorsil v of Calif nrntiL miistt rirli t
for tlie rlKht to et:it,Hsh ri chicken
ranch within tho city HmliH of
Berkeley. Tho. state supreme court
has KTunled a writ or inuiiilunius '
ug-nliiHt tho Herkeley. city council
to property owners who object to
chickens, t ( 1 1.. .
Workmen demolishing un old
woulen platform at u Hiihiirhnu
rallrotul tftutlon sturteil a rout tnu
sure hunt. CoinH dropped hy pas-:;cr.fti.-iri
In their rusli to cut eh
t rtiins had rolled t h rough t ho
cracks and amounted to a coiihIJ
erahlo sum beneath the boards.
Folklore and legends are pre
served by certain tribes In 'Mnluy
nitt and Sumatra on bamboo sticks.
The characters arc. engruved on
the wood whilo it Is Kreen. When
tho wood bt'comes dry the hiMcrip
tioiiH can bo preserved utmost iti-deflnlt-ly.
Heating systems recently un
earthed in old Koman ruins show
that the heating was dono by
warming marble walls and floors
rather than by the dissemination
of hot air or water, un 1h dono now.
There are honest mn In this
world. In Mlddletown, N. Y u
prohibition agent went bankrupt.
OUT OUR WAY
I Got a sixshootec? ? y-y-z rrs-fefe;
AMVBOO SEES US HOor V -' pi- Y-T'
, The home sTreTU-L jr.R.w.ll.M5
PlffU tfNU KRVrCdNC:
La Grande
''Smooth as Satin" .
Showing at
Sherrys Today
Adnpted from the thrilling stage
play. "The Chattel box," by Uayard
Velller, than whom no more adroit
fashioner of underworld roles ex
ists. "Hniooth As ' Satin," Kvelyn
Hrent's latest crook melodrama at
Sherrys today. Tho story denta
wiih u girl who has always been a
thief, but who goes si might after
marrlngo to another notorious sufe
cruoker and inukes lu-r husband,
newly rescued from a long prison
term, treud the Stri.lgl:t and Nar
row with hor. Then both of them
are the victims of other crooks af
ter they have determined to leud
an honest lire. Miss lirent plays
the leading roll! superbly, and is
nhly suTipdrfcd by "tin f'ce!lent
cast. The part gives the star such
an opportunity as Is not often
gnint:d to a player. From the
standpoint of sympathy und ndept
treatment as well as for lier own
nalutfil beauty. Miss I ben I. gives a
splendid performance, lialph Inee,
who directed this picture us welt
as "Alias Mary l-'lynn," haa made
tho most of tin. excellent materia!
and Miss H rent's dramatic talents.
Arthur Stutter did the adaptation
of tho famous Velller suecessv
Comedy showing "(loose .Land."
Tom Mix a Mounted '
Policeman in
"My Own Pal"
Tom Mix n mounted policeman!
It seems almost nn incredible al
teration but it happens In "My
Own Pal." ills lati si t:i.rr!ng ve
hicle for Fox KilniH. which opened
last night, at the Star theatre for
a three day run. in which lie ap
pears oh "Tom O'llara," late of
Theatres
the range, but a memher of. tho
force, white seeking adventure in
the big rlly.
And after one gets used to the
little cap nnd the brass buttons,
Tom makes a mighty good looking
policeman. .The fuel is he could
probably get a job on any force
iny day In the week.
And as for Tony, who of rourse
appears with him, that talented
horse walked prouder than ever
w hen lie wen t down the st ree t
with Tom on his back, resplendent
in brans buttons and shining put
tees. As a policeman Tom has sonic
exciting adventures.
To begin with, he gets himself
disliked by tho leader of a gang of
crooks. J-le is In love with Alice
Deorlng, nlcco of (he chief of po
lice' ! ...
AJlce, o course, does not know,
t hat Jiaxter Hart on Is connected
in any way with the underworld.
She believes him to be Just wl'iat
ho appears on the surface, a
wealthy young man about town.
Tom docs not realize whom lie
is dealing with, either, when be
Insults the young man at a riding
exhibition at which they are both
guests of the chief.
Hut ho discovers it later when
he tracks the crooks to their hid
ing pluco when they have kidnap
ed Aliee and the fight between
tho two men Is one of the most
thrilling Mix has ever staged in
any of his pictures.
Tom Suntsehi is east ns Chief of
Police peering.
I,ovely Olive llorden is Alice
Denrlng und Uttlo Virginia . Mar
shall, Jill, the llttlo waif whom
Tom adopts.
Others in the c.ist are Jay Hunt,
To::: MetJuirc, Ils bn iyncii, iimu
son Hard und Jacques Itollei.s.
Count your to after swimming
in a strango swimming hole.
By WILLIAMS
No Slapstick
In Denny Picture
At Arcade
No slapstick.
.That's tlie vow made by Regin
ald Denny, tho I'nlversal farce
comedy star, und William A. Sell
er, his director, In making their i
last four pictures, und careful ex
umlnntlonn of their efforts full lo
disclose a single bit of that fumil
lur quality. . '.
In "Uniting Home,' their latest
production, which Is showing at
the Arcnde (heater today anil Sat
urday, ns In nil their other 1 pic
tures, they rely purely on humor
ous, nnd possible situations for
their comedy. '
Which brings one to the - ques
tion: What Is slupHtlck comedy? j
Seller's explanation is terse und i
derinltc: ' ..
"Slnpsllck comedy," liosiiys, "is
ludiurotiH, Impossible comedy, It is
comedy In Its lowest form. It Is
interpolated uctlon, having nothing
to do with the story, .injected just
to wring u laugh by any possible
means.
"A nmn falling down, tilling on
a hat, stepping in riy-paper, hav
ing his car run awny while he's
cranking It, being clouted wllh a
mallet, is slapstick. Two-root com
edies rely on It almost altogether,
In fact most two-reelers contain
nothing else. It. Is tho lowest kind
of comedy.
"Ileal fui'co Is entirely sepnruted
from slapstick. True farce Is made
up of ctnharrussing, compromising
and ridiculous situations, slightly
burlesqued, or exaggerated, but not
Impossible. A situation iu "Kolllng
Home" Is an example. Iteglnald
Denny Is supposed to be a wealthy
young capitalist returning to his
home town, ufthough In reality,
tie Is broke. x
"llo has told Homeonn. In ' a
ihoughtbss moment, that he could
utilize the natural resources of the
town nnd make n fortune, Conse-
pient ly a committee of citizens
calls on him, to find out what ho
Professional Directory
Tht director ll (MMdallr
the guttif-towa ialer who may naat tlie nam and addnaa
of aonw professional man. It haa been camully prepared aod
will prove to be a ready aid lo any reader la obtalnlnaj procnBt
profess trual aerTlcn,
Clif?ed For Quick Reference
Attorneys
COCniMJV ItERURn-oo.
T. Cochran ana Cofin Hi Kberhard,
Attornara at lir, La Uranda Ni-
tlnnal Ilank Building. Telephone
llaln ti.
OATU. O. HEI.M Attorney at Uw,
Room 20. New Foley ttulldlng.
Telephone Wain 779.
Dentists
nr. t). w. KHtlU-Dentist. Gard
ner Building. Telephon Main M.
Architect
O. . MTlXEn, Arekltcet.
Room 7,
I.a Orn4e Natlsr.al Bank Sulldlnt
Astrologer
MILS. FltKUKIUCK B.1LMES
301 N Ave., La Grande, Ore.
Readings dally.
would do with the 'natural re
sources.' ; Denny Is ut a loss, be
cntiso he was only bluffing, nnd
hasn't the remotest Idea of what
the resources consist. He trleH to
bluff It through, while his friend,
in the buck of the room, tries to
lell him, by sign language, that
the resources are tho water-falls.
Denny can't understand his frantic
signals, and grows, more and more
lll-nt-euse every minute, whilo tho
citizens hang oh his words Inter
estedly. The longer the situation
continues, tho funnier It becomes.
It Is not slap-stick because It Is
entirely possible, nnd because
everyone at one time or another,
has been In Just that samn situa
tion. " V i 1 ' ;
In Paris Ihe ;omeri should erect
a statue to the chef who stubbed a
man for criticizing the dinner.
WEAVER'S
Tnllors - Clranors - liyora
And iVnwrrs
PHONE MAIN 739
Dt'M)t S'tnnit .
irr ""-""
Here's the
Machine
You've , ,
Waited For
You have , been looking for
a wushLrtg machine t hut will
not have Jufit this or- that
handy and clivoi- device but
All of Them
Then you kavo round It In
the
ABC
Spi '
l;fllrlnry
Unralitthjr
XentneHH
ABC ,
Tho Marlilno FJneant
La Grande
Electric
Co.
1412 Adama Ava.
For Hot
Weather
CawlJiio and Oii Cook Ktovcs
CMm Cam.. SUwm
JWtrtgpraion
I co Cream Vtrrctrvn
And anything yon nm for
fampinif
F. L LILLY
Hardware
Mala 85
QUALITY
Is always the firat consideration in the manufacture
of our products.
Gwilliams' Electric Bakery
"Home of Golden Crust and Sally Ann
Opposite Observer
ii
hamW tor I lie
Physicians & Surgeons
MCf! B. BOUYT, M. D.
Practice limited to dlMassa of tae
1'lye. Ksr, Nose and Throat.
New Foley TelephOS
Iftilldlns Male It
K. a. KIHHV, M. II,
Physician and Surireon.
flonimer Telepheaa
llulldlmr Mala it
mniAnn p. i.amrfs, m. v.
Physician and Burg-eon.
Ordner Telephone
Rulldlns; iluln M
w. p. MeanonY, m. n.
aurgeup.
New Foley Telephoaa
Uulldlns . Main 6
c. Monnn, m, n. -Physician
and tiurgson.
New Foley Telphon
HuUdlJiff ' Mala It
r. r., n ai,ston, m. o.
Practice limited to diseases of tfej
Ry, J0r. Nose and Throat.
Rooms 18-19 Telephone
Soionier Uulldlns; Main 77t
A. I RlCHARDiOlf, M, D.
Surgery ;
Rooms K-17 Tflephon
Somraer Building Mala 16
Osteopathic Physicians
Jt I. ICI,B, 0. O. ',
MAIU.AKFyr 1M.M0, 1), O.
General practice and the "lJOfri
8YSTE1M" for fallen arches.
8ommer Telephone
ZluUdltiff Main 101
Boxwood
Large load boxwood
delivered in La
Grande
$6
CALL
L. B. Menefee
Lbr. Co.
LONE TREE
Banking
There are times when
our service is other
than taking ' cure of
' your deposits.
A little good advice,
if we Kin give it, is
sometimes pnrt of our
business.
UNITED STATES
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Our Service reflects amia
bility, efficiency, underntnnd
ing and experience. We do
not worry the berea-cd with
details, nor do wo leave de
tail!! for them to worry
about.
Snodgrass & Zimmerman
Main 62
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