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Friday, September IE, 11)25,
THE .LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
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LORD SEES ALL: For the es of the Lord run to and
fro throuxnout the whole earth, to shew- himsrlf strung in
behalf of those whose heart la pvrfccl toward him. 3 Chrou.
Some auto speeders are making Sunday a day of put
ting to rest.
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Ethics forbid a lot of things, but taking a profit doesn't
seem to be one of them.
I Five thousand watches are pawned every
York City. They belong to five thousand
would probably be better off back' home.
day in New
people who
Loral sheik: "Sure. I know
; w hat satiate means. I look my
red. head flapper to a picnic, and
i ll satiate."
After all the Immodesty of the
one-.ptece bathing; suit depends
largely on the size of the piece.
A" writer in the University of
Ksnsas claims the discovery of the
super-ignorant co-ed. 8he thinks
alma mater means "sweet mamma.-
ODE TO FASHIOX
The way these women
Dresa. by Heck!
Is certainly quite shocking;.
They poke their compacts
Down their neck
tAnd find them in their stocking.
Many a woman has promised to
be a sfeu-r to a boy when sne might
nave offered Co be bis grand-mother.
"Too say." rvpeaied the drug
gist.. 'That you waut a Quarter's
! worth of candy and a nickel's
worth of storoacn-ache medicine?"
"Tea. sir." replied the' small boy.
"an mix 'em. please. .
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A body was arrested for steal
ing milk. The iudge released him
on the grounds that he had been
allowed to take milk when he was
a baby and did not Vnosr it was
wrong.
If a husband is Riven a kiss
when he arrives home, instead of '
a lecture, the chano-s a re that he'll
arrive home oftenor. ' '
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The office grouch declares that 1
if the houses were painted just j
half ss well as the faces, we d be I
known all over the nation as !
America's "City Beautiful, '
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The height of fashion th t fall.
tiara the same as love?
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OH. DEAR! - '
Take I-ottle Ophelia Bedella XI c
Swump:
She lit on the floor with an awful
bump.
Her poor back developed terri
ble hump.
Now wasn't Ixmie an unbalanced
chump?
FRESHMEN
TO
Troubles seldom
just seem smaller
larger.
shrink:
sa you
they
grow
i Doctor What did you do with
the patient's temperature?
Nurse (frightened) Oh. -gracious;
I left It in the thermoneter.
Even in I he smallest towns there
SO
MONDAY
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UNIVE RATTY OF OREGON. Eu
gene (Special) Freshmen who at
tend the University of Oregon this
fall will report Monday on the
campus at Eugene for a busy week
of pre-reguti atlon formalities. .f
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is always sonwainna; going
For instance, the Interest
mongagea.
Next Monday will be devoted to
physical examination Tuesday
and Wednesday the new rtudents
will iske the fre.hmen English ex
amination and the placement, or in
on. 1 telligence test- Entrance to .he
on
Probably there are not more af
finities nowadays than there were
when Victoria was living, but folks
are becoming more careless with
them.
university is not conditioned upon
the showing made In the intelli
gence test which will be given for
the first time thls year. Ka'her.
I it is for the purpose of supplying
'the scholarship committee snd the
iscuiiy wltn information upon
which It will be possible for de
partments voluntarily to section
dsases later hmu implurwnM .n
" ivuuw " in oe lorgeuui. as performance-
many Dins as we have received
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in the course of our existence, wi
spelled arrears with one r the
otner day.
Registration msterlal will be 'lis- V
tributed Wednesday. The fresh-j.
men will consult faculty advisers 1 i
arm nave their courses arranre
(I' &8m Jj m
is about
ground.
IS inches from the
It's probably very satisfying to have money roll' into town j
fVai eMik oi a-afriri f r c 1. rt t J T 1,.. t. I I. t. - 1.. J - !
icey must, experience aiier 11s an over. j recnon. wy. tsn. .
Two people fall In love with
The average length of life in the United States has in-;
creased to 56 years, a gain of seventeen since 1870. We
seem to be getting ahead in spite of automobiles, aiiplanes
and bootleggers.
v. piothiers, in convention in Chiciso recently, decided that
it is all rigiit to wear suspenders now. What really is re i
. quired is permission for all true pessimists to wear thewi
and belts simultaneously.
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A Kansas woman, aged 93, is seekint? a divorce so that!
she may live in "peace and quiet" for the remainder of her'
life. . She has doubtless come to the eonc!ususn that the first!
hundred years are the haidrst. j
TALKING TOO MITH.
Some people who have become more or less disgusted
with Colonel Mitchell's continued attack on the powers Uu:
now control our army and navy air activities, mr.y possibh
lose siglit of. the re;J rca;in for the controversy. It'
time that Mitchell seems afflicted with too ni; ny spasm
ot talking and is anytliing but tactful in his methods. W
he is actually contending for a change vin our air udminis I
tration that is readily understtxl by most thinking citi j
zens. Mitchell doesn't say that warships and aimies an j
obsolete and alirolutely unnecessary tvd y in the event o: j
rational cor.t'ict. but he d.vs contend th.-.t the develop i
ment of air forces in the future five, ten, twenty yertis- !
may be such as to nuke amiies and navies of less, oi j
possibly not more th: n e.in;;l, iinpyi tmce in rational di :
fense. In view of the fact that other nations are givin; !
ruch nttentiiin to their ; it- sei vices and have separate do I
rartments for the d--vclM:ient, unrein ictod by prejudice !
of this arm, he believes that like measure should I )
a;doted in this cour.tvy. lie says. ,h:t vinj-vd defenfe wi .: j
lecone our mot im;.rtant defense pioblem and that ; ,'
d"pjirtment of air service wou'd jvimit pnper pieauatio- !
fur that cimiition. AM Mitchell w;u:t is ih it the ai
,niee Ih given a f.-.it skn by nun who have had th
greatest experience and training al. i v that line. Th
trouble is that he lias adopted such s:vv!.-,r:i!nr m.vitta
ccomp'ishir.g h's crd. i
LEV! STRAU
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Play Suits and
Overalls
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K ORDER to give you a 'letter selection, more style and
1 quality for your money, we bought our coats and placed
them in groups, with all styies and sizes at the prices
quoted below. '.
' You will find the lr.test of styles combined with thb
popular materials at prices that will astonish the most
careful buyer. ...
" ' Can we show them to you?
$16.C0 $19.73 $24.50
$29.50
$35.00
N. K. WEST & CO. INC
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DOYS' HATS A-VD CArS
GIRI' HATS .... 1
9V to $2.00
$1.73 to $",.50
BOYS' AND GIRLS' FALL COATS...-? 1.00 to 525.50
WE CARRY A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF COYS'
AXD GIRLS' SHOES ...l.Sl.OO to $1.50
BOYS' TI G-TOG SLITS v.$1.50 to $5.2-,
GIRI- WINTER DRESSES '.S35 to $9.00
aULDREN-S HOSE . 20c to $1.00
We Se'l at I owrst P ices Tut Cive
You Cn'y Hich Grade Me-.c'.iandisc..
Norton's Kiddy Shop
Etrrythtmg u lofantsr ami Cliiktrm's Wmr
Tlnisv.nd will f..e ,ius cards C05DIERCLL CLUB
Krtday. Oid students will rrc.ster
on Tburatlay and Friday also.
Mary had a Utile lamb, which
4iws eof into a yam, aOuUt, which
uiXKKly gis a dt-rn.
Clankeis art bish. and co.il Is
:o. IT winicr does come. oh. what'U
OF COVE PLANNING
SOCIAL EVENING
COVE (Pnrrian Th Commrrr
ial club will give another of its sc-
j ri-s of tianct-s Friday evt-nin?..
J Mr. and Mrs. I;. S. French and
son, fewart. left Monday for
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Military academy this winter.
.Mr. and Airs. Frank Fuger, at
one time residents of Coe. were
visiting among friends here Sun
day, i
Mrs. Edna Conklin left Tuesday
for Wa i I a Wall a, Rash in gt o n(
where she will spend tne winter.
1-ler' daughter Ciarice will '.teI
school there.
The leaves are turning on the
trees; the moon looks like a piece
of rhfef. That's fall jn'try.
BEAUTY COMFOR.T CONVENIENCE ' UTILITY
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I Pure Virgin Wool
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192,368 Orders Already Received
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Thc irxreased popularin- of the
proved Ford cars has already become
-n established fact.
Without Question
The Finest
And Most Beautiful
Blankets Made
In America.
Since the
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IKKSH COIA'TKY DKKSSKD
Ot R NEW STOCK JUST RECEIVED
W. H. Bohnenkamp Co.
Four Floors of Fine Furniture
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TOURING CAR
$290
fob cmorr
Rcnasolt . $:co
colte . . . ;:o
Tcdor Sedan . 550
Fordos Sedan 660
C tee Can m '
"See the complete shov
iujr of the Improved Fo'd
Cars at the Outran Slau?
Fair. ? z 1 e m. Septem!r
2th to Octolcr 5rrd."
announcement of these cars,
criers have been placed v. ith
Authorized Ford Dealers-a sales
record that is without precedent.
See the improved cars at your necr
cct Authorized Ford Dealers. Place
your order now to insure preferred
-uun on the dealers delivery list.
new Deaurj'
n-ing comfort of a
rLl md Winter.
and increased
Ford car
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