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Thursday, April 23, 102S.
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THE GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
Ia &mbc ftcnutg Itscrdcr
An Iml'inilent Newspappf
FRANK B. AI'PM'.nT
HARVKY P. MATTHKW8...
..Editor and Fubll.h.r
.... Ilu.lnesa Managai;
Published evening", except Sunday, at Hit Adams Avenue,
A Grande, Oregon. The Observor-Htur published every Friday.
Kntered at the l'ostofflce at La Grando, Oregon, aa tiecond
Clati Mall Matter uuder act of March 2, 1879.
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Cl'lf OF LA. GIIAND13
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IF ANY Ol' YOU J.ACiv WISDOM, hi him ask of Cud.
tliut Kivi'th to all iiieii lilffialty, and uphrattJctli nut; and ft
uiiiil) be giv.-n Jjiin. -Jaiius 1;, I.
THE OLD HOME TOWN
i By Stanley
aw
EllOUOU
" Jyswsarn rMk-d Pm7
IsiNCE DOCrVBSp-AAKIN. WO SPENDS TWO CMffJ
A WEEK. N TOWN HAS HE.tr SO bUiXEani,
OUD DOC PILA.'5BUSY REAUZ.ES SOMEIHMS
got to Be Done to keep op with hjm - .
.sfXHLsrl
! A lighted match finds gas leak, says u headline. It is
very dependable means of locating trouble.
OFFICE
CAT
THAOt MAMK 0. I
Jiy Junius
A iH'aullfiil liorsi U rompnrnMc
lo n beautiful wuntnii hut you
can't slicM-k a woman if hliu btt-aks
Our idea of tin lnrnnnirt man on
earth Ih th- burln-i who putH liair
rctiturt'i In hiw shavinK rn-am.
Yesterday In
Washington
Now if someone can just invent a good spring bumper
for pedestrians maybe we could get a reduction in ratcj
for accident insurance.
j Statistics gathered over many years show that a hun
dred million copies of popular songs have thus far failed
actually to lure one person back to Dixie, Mandalay. A ruby
or the South Sea Isles.
Any old cut ran Ik; Hip cat
u hlkrrs, hut It lake a tm cat
to bo I Ik rnt's atv.
(Ily .ho Ah.-mIuU-iI iis)
.'resident I'oolitlRt! opened tin
Wushtiifilon hasehall Ht-uiton.
William S. CulhertHun of KaiiKab.
wau selected ;:s iniiunter ii Uu
tuuula. The Hfutc deparluient tiniiniineed
wllhdravval of American iioit'i:tlve
forrea from Honrinras.
The time for filing n appeal In
the I 'act lie Mail injunction miH
HOW MANY MOICi: LAI'S? vessels was extended one ilay.
A maid entered a mihurSan htiK, j
And firmly Kraped a nlrap '. The Daughters of L li4- American
And evi-rv (hue thev tilt :i hinun . ! Itevolllt Inn refused tn increaK ttil-
Khe Hat in a different lap. tiutlon fees and accepted nnmlnn-)
Tlui holeB Brew deeper the Jerkin? ' Ion fr Bvwn vice preaidents ecn-
Tussyfoot Johnson, who lost an eye in the cause of
prohibition in England, says that drinking is nearly a lost
art in this country. We wouldn't go quite as far as that
it seems that some still know how to go about it.
worse,
Till at laut she grisped with a
muile,
"Will ho n h one kindly tell m
pliaae,
"How many lupi to a mile?"
I oral.
A LIGHTING IMl'KOVKMKNT.
The tariff commisnion continue. 1
liearltiM-H on I he comparative cost
it( hotter production In the I'liilcd
jHtuten and competing' foreign coun-
' tries. ;
When a man tdartH out t keep i
IiIh rlKht hand from knowini; uluii'hear ten million .saxoplmm k iiU'po
hifi left hand doeih h. is likely ln;intf at one tiun; ami ei.eh out of
end up having motU of his f inj; r,. ; i iinr. than one hagpipi; in perfect
li'lied. 'condition.
J a)
Woiiian Iti never an l.uil ;ih hIh ) ()n: 14i (n nntlrr s'lj. III coiit
Ih puluU'd or as foolish aa mIh lookn inentiiitf upon hi ratlii set. that he
on the p:u:eH of a latihinn maKa-;has round thai for 'ery hour of.
jputcrlulnuiciit hp Ji'(s he a I mi nc
(Uiii ten lioui-h of ncrwni c-
hausthm.
Ti& Ill'W ' nmU'aTtTTm1' ireT'nfghting pniposed to' thoj ' , ,
city commission at last night's meeting, repoit of which! i.ovp i hiind.
is frivnn I'lsowhni'p in Mlisi Isimio ic orl-iiilv i Cmu-md I.,1H,I'M "iiine friend v. Ii ti
... . r'" ''V dmtor. 1 W'o frefiiii'iitly mp n woman In an
in the improvement ol street lighting in La Grande. Made1
nuloinoldle wearing; u tiouiloir ra;.
possible by more modern and efficient means of illuminatitnJ u, ,'n "T v!inr- ,,r ,,,NS- '""i1"' "
,, ,. ,. . . , incahTii Mtvltn a 11 treeing the, car ucarlnt pajamu'-.
than the old arc lights, the new plan ol using big mnin-sim, !
descent liuhts will effect an economv both for the nower ! An Aiat.ama woman ims tri(
company and for the city and, of equal importance, it will
give better street lighting to the city at once. Definite
action on the new contract has not been taken but we antic
ipate complete approval by the commission. A saving to
the city of approximately $.( a year in lighting cosK
the addition of ten more lighting units without additional
!ul IImt- Is ;i I -
thinka he is
Prol.uidv ll-i- ("tmniejif iImiik . htn. mother .ind nahien iIoiiik nicc
alMiul hpHu la th.; nice H iitm.l'v vcn if It in a little old-fash-ui(h
love as an Inspiration j,n-loncd.
pcjelii. ; "
Willi V (linen KeHill, Ihrif hiiil -i.'lltH
in ton.S()i'l;i p.Mhns the erst
'hllf lallvatlve haili. r la Kettini; a
deS' ol Ilia on li iiirhrine.
rh:iro-e. nnd Hie !.!(. r liMhiin,,- ll-,t t.ill K,, lw, 1 1. , !
" v ,v '" f li-: lii.l si. i. ii-i I,
i-ici aic ngnis ano uuir eternal iiicKenng are eliminated - ir weddin
IIm'H if wi'inen do hii
;eii'ii' than men. . nun tie-,
'In uoildef it hii; Uii''e3 cri-
irifH '
er h.is
HlllAV - '
il.et' I
In San l-'innc seo an antique
keilllg aie eliminated - mr weddin-; piieuK. d.ah r ta eima.l. and w- ll hel
these are worthwhile considerations ; ml will renr-sent a' M"': V,M i"n'i ih- h-Me ,n.nne;; n,..ke mmuc
...... ' , i-pmniH. Ihrcf wei-e marked "Nler-jculty remarl.H.
lUhUiKL aovauce towaiu llie SOIUIIOII 01 l,a lil'aiUlOS light- lin" and the oiher iiluctv-sr.cn
ing in'oblem.
MAKING TMK CITY ATI U ( Tl V K.
House cleaning time arrives at legular intervals for tir'
housewife who takes just pride in her home, its comfort.;
and attiacliveuess. Ami now we aie starting a city clean
ing period that should uceiye equal attention on the pait
ol every citizen who would make La Grande a better and
more peasant place in which to live. .
t , i ' ; c.HMq elYoj't such a:; is retpiesled by the city offi
cials IV Jie week ending May L'nd is a very small thin
to ask of (he individual but it will wtuk wtniders, consider-d
in the aggregate, in the improved appearance of streets,
homes, lots and lawns. Nolhimr is more attractive than
neat looking home, whether nmple or indentions, that ii
kept in good icpair. has a well kept lawn and pretty shrub-!
beiy, and is ol.viom.iy l ue of trash, th In is, and tumble-!
down eye-i-oie;;. On the other hand, there is nothing quit '
ro unpleasant- to the eye than a home where there is no
evidence of piopedy pride, where buildings need both
p.dnt and icpair and yaids are not only unkept but are cov
ered with trash and ca.sl-olT mateiial wherever you look.
La Graiule is especially fortunate, we believe, in having
many hoiiirs--somc of t!n in belonging ohvimwly to peopl"
of very small income wheu the lesidcnis keep a neat, at
tractive nppeaiance that is a constant indication of thrift,
community spirit, and personal pride. Take stock of your
.esponsibility today do your share in making La Grande
(lean-Up, Paint-Up, Kiv-Up Week wonh while.
wnn marked "pullmaii.' -.relKi)ei have trohh' with our
liin;;uane, hut what could oii ex-
Vou nil dlacitsa Haophen' H i'lllp. ei when a - "duinh-he" is im
yoii want to. hut we'd nun h rather' who hOKs loo much.
I ItlDAV, Al'ltll, 21
'4'iitral Tin ic htatloiw
CKY, Winnipeg, Can. (3H4.4). 8:li
p. ni., concert, Hons of Kniflund
Hochty.
KKAIl, Lincoln, NVb. (24u), 7:0
:30 p. in.. Cosmopolitan club;
Herenudera orchestra,
KKNK, Hhenndoah, iowu. (266).
6:3U p. in., concert from Kant
Iliver Typ, (Jlarlnda, I.oraiiu
HiiKhcH, director; 8:3U, coininuu
Ity proKiain, Jlev. Aihichh, direc
tor. KKHI '. Hiihlow, Okla. (a4.a, 11-1
a. in., Hrown Derby club.
KKAC, Munhuttan. Kunw. (340.7).
7:20 p. in., Itadlo college iuar
tct; 7:3U. "J-Kiuiie Hacteria." 1.
I Cainey; 7:4". Hadio college
t)uart't; 7:50, "iMrasitcs and tlie
J'ubllc Health," J. K. Ackert.
KS1, St. J.ouis, Mo. (046.1), 8 p.
in., Vlu JamcH, lanlHt ; pro
Kram: 10:3", Hlanche Mc(ireor,
contralto; Maria Valdez, soprano;
Clifton K1 wards, tenor; Mrs. de
Volpiii, uccoiupaniHt.
JvTHK, Hot Springs National I 'art.
Ark. (374.8). 8:30-9 p. in.. Char
les I.. Fischer trio; H-tCOfi, tlk.
K. li. Matthews; t:05-lt:5u, Mey
er Iavls-New Arlington hotel or
chestra; it:f0-lU;4."i. Charles -KiHcher
orchestra.
KVW. ChicuBo. III. "3ii). 6:35 p
in., Uncle Hob; 7, dinner concert.
Congress hotel; !-! :30 a. in .
midnight revue, I'uul Whitman ?
collegians.
WHAI. Kort Worth, Texas (47:.. I).
12;(i5-U:3'i p. in., Ward's Trail
lllazers: 7:30-S:3n. Clyde Whit
lock's violin ens mb!e; 9:30
1 o;4&. program, Chamber of
Commerce.
Mountain Time stations
CNUK. Kdmonion. Can. (516.!
S:30 p. in., W. II. Fread nl IiIk
Hauaiian guit:tr and mandolin
orchestra; vocal solos, K. J
t 'iiHi'ly, b;ii;: add r as, Hon. V.
Greenfield, Premier of Alberln.
KOA. Denver. Colo. (32J.4), 3 p
m.. half hour matinee for house
wives: 8. ten minutes of music.
Fred Hchmitt and his Uialto the
ater orchestra: 8:10, "passe.1
KOA pktyers: Spanish War Vet
erans' n,uartot.
jKOH. Ktatu ollege, X. f. (34S.G).
:31-k:su p. m.. liopuiar science
coursc. Ur. I). S. Kobbins: "Tim
ber Kesourcea of New Mexico,'
II. E. Marsh.
Pacific Time Stations
K I A K, Pullman. 'Wash. (3 t$.fi )
7:30-9 p. m., Harry Isaacs, bass.
" "The Agricultural Profession.'
Dean Kdward C. Johnson;' Vay
Kerns, contralto: "The Petro
leum Industry," Prof. J. 1.. Kt.
Johns; Kdilh Armand. reader;
Kalpli Striuiishi. violinist: "Pre
cut Day Styles of Architecture,
Prof. Fred G. Kounds; "The New
ItooliH." Alien l.indsey Webb:
"Ccdor in I he Kitchen," Gladys
Gallup.
KFI, I, oh Angehs. Vllf. (4X.5).
r.;.'H)-G p. in., KaiiitH'r's musical
half hour; 6:45-7, liadltorl il
talk; 7-8, P,aiuiner Plantallon
nrelientra; George Kreer, bari
tone; ,s-jt, Aeolhin nsidencc pipe
organ studio, Dan MeFnrland, or
gtmist; y-in. Kvening Herald
ilanc" hour; 1"-H, program, pu
d!s of Myra Hilh Vlckers.
KI'DA. Hi-attle. Wash. (4M.3)
1 L':;tn-1 :3o p. in., young men's
business club lunch; 4-5:1 .".
Olympic hotel orchestra; 6-0:4,
Olympic hot'd r-meert orchestra:
8:30- u, Scaltbi 'rimes atiidi;.
prigr;ni ; 1 : n f-1 ::;o, My m pie
hotd tliince music.
K I-' W I. I lollyu nod, Ca I i I". ( 1' 5 ) .
7;K-!t p. m., Ill Ka.ieli's orclu s
tra. Ilia Mitchell Itnt ler. soprano;
Melba Melsing, contralto; ;i-10.
Harold I ,iberia;in's diiijce urche't
Ira; lo- . Winner Hroth- iK
hour of fun. promoted by larr
Seymour; 11-1 a, m.. lirandstal
ler's Hollywood Mont marl c cat
dance orchestra, Mel lVdesky.
lea.h-r.
K(i(t, Oakland. Calir. (361. 2), 4
6:30 p. in., Hotel St. Franc 1:
5:30-6, girls" huir hour, Kuther
Wood He hn el tier.
KGW, Portland. Ore. (41U.5), 12:30,
p. m., Iiose ..ity trio: o. dinner,
concert, Georgo Weber and hif
orchestra; 8, lecture; lu:30. Hoot
Owls.
KHJ. l.os Angeles. Calf. (40.1.:'). C
6:30 p. in.. Art Hickman's Itilt
inoro hotel concert orchestra.
Kd rd Filzpat rick, d i reel or:
6:30-7:30. little stories Ameiita'i
history, Prof. Walter Sylvester'
Herlzog; Illehurd, Headrlck. inov
le starlet; Ptggly WigKly Hawal-,
Ian trio. I'ncla John; 7:3n. "lio
inance of Santa ! Trail," Gludy
De Witt; 8-lo, program. I & H.
I'ump and Supply company; lu
ll, Art Hickman's Hiltmore ho
tel dunce orchestra, Jiarl Hurt
nett, louder. j
KI.X. Oaklund, Calif. (508.:'). 6-7,
p. in., organ recital; 7 : 4i-H : 4.", .
studio program; y : 4.'i - 1 0;3o, j
Sweet's ballroom. j
KNX, Hollywood, Calif. (;i6.H)t;
6:45-0: J f p. m., Wurli titer pipe ,
organ studio; sports talk by Sid j
Ziff; 6:15-7:30, dinner hour niu-i
sic; 7:30-8, program, Kastern :
Outfitting company; 8-lt. KNX
feature program; y -10, P.ttyal Or-'
der of the Doughnut, Davis Per
fection Hread company; lo-l i.
popular song program; 1 1-1'!,
Abe I. y man's Cocoanul Grovt
dance orcheatra from Ainbaswi-.
dor hotel; 12-- a. in., the Wur
litzer nighthawks.
KPO. Kan Francisco, Calif. (4!i.5),i
9-1 0 p. in., Standford university '
bund.
The Germans have a new meth
od of making cheap wood alcohol
but don't let your bootlegger read
this paragraph.
The great danger about telling a
lie la people may believe ou.
A pedestrian on I he sidew alk
vorth two of them In the street.
The Nearest
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So It's Color, Is It?
So color is your first thought? And the fashioning
r.oxt? Thi'ii uiiitoriiil and pricu last?
(Cur sak'sl'olk say thio is the way you seem to lu
influenced this sprinj!).
KeanaiiKC these four prime? essentials in any order
you please and still every garment in stock will meet
the requirements. Why? Because they were designed
-and made by master minds and super-craftsmen
and because our selections have turned out to be ex
ceptionally happy.
Kcdfe; n - I.ucile Irene Caslle
Landcsnuin - Ilirscheimer
$13.75 to $75
National Baby Week
April 27th to May 2nd
WAIT rOtt IT AND SAVE FOR IT
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