TTTE TA 'CEANTfE -fcVENTNO OBSERVER
' Saturday, Dceeniber'6, '192-1.,
La Grande Evening Observer
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Kntereil nt jMHlorflco
CMihh Mull Mattel
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'l.imt: imperial News Mlun.1, J.'orUuu.l; MilltnutuaH N'.p.n Hlun.l,
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OLD Mom "TOWN
By Stanley
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Uully, .r nix month, In inlvuncft
IJully, rilnelu copy , ,
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Dally, per month ..." .
liully, pur nix montlm, In tulvuneo ...
Dully, tier year, In uilvrnico I..
Oli.serv.ir-Klur, per your
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Uflt AND' COUNT OKI'ICIA!. ItU'lilt
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Tlio Awioelatcd Prrwi In rxrliiHlvoly enttud to iih! fnp pub
lication of all uows illHpnlrlietf crrillle.l to ll or nnl nlherwlho
creillte4 If published therein. All riirlitiWor reptil, Mention of
Hpeeial illNpatcheH In thiH paper, uml ftlHO Ulo local newa
herein .also aro reaeVvol, ,
COMMIT Til V WAY lltllo tile liOtil; trllHI lilro 111 111 Hi ;
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A LAM TO
RUrt"dttVUfJ.
MIL'S KfMTI' '
V H X. I . w III I If
,,'l 'feu bicyf.Li?
( tT HMtwC-y)uiil
-I ClT RUN OVER'
Th:; civK PErop?M ArojMpr?ovEMEfMT society meeto
-nuicr- C,OJ away FROM STATION A6ENT DAt-
iml- lovwa BICYCLE Rli;L(f;w,,.MW,, ' ,
OFFICE
CAT
TMAttt mahh aia.
By Junius
Corners
Among many sane and familiar recommendations that
cvperts kill make to a im'tiunar conference on street :intl
hijrhway safety in Washington is for a liufeer radius lit
direct intersections.
Tlierc is not a motorist or traffic policeman who doei
imt ' realise the inconvenience and dantcer of the right
angle curb of the average street intersection. It ivs'lridi
than 'either a danger or nn, inconvenience. It is actually
nn obstacle to trattic, for it slows down unnecess:a;iy the
vehwle m making the turn.
In the days when traffic was slower and the principal
vehicle was horse-drawn, the shhi-p turn at a street 'inter
section was permissible. Today with traffic properly .mov
ing faster if only to iiccommotlate its volume, the right-
nngled turn is art impediment.
iiere awl there hi this city, this fact lias been recog
nized and the radius enlarged. The practice will coutinue,
The 'experts are convinced after study that fn cities, this
is one of many ihlngs required to facilitate the. 'efficient
liantliing of tnil lie.
Presents
, '(Jetting your Christmas presents "ready? 'Pack them
icaivrully. Use plenty of string, wrapped tightly, tied in
knots thnt will not slip. Don't leave edgos of paper stick
ing 'fut so it will tear it" caught when another "package
hits it.
A porter, asked if nn oid trunk would stand a trip
(-cross the continent, raised it to level of lib waist, diopped
it and said, "It'll last to St. Louis.". Then he lifted it
ever his head and slammed it to the platform. "Yep," he
informed, "it won't break open."
Christmas packages come in a flood and get a lot of
throwing around. Keep that in mind, Whim packing.
"Thai iclrl niK" film Iiii-
IJcsl" !
"Ah, hut yiku iTon't knotv the
'ji-alf or it ilea iii.."
'I'hi' Yoiiiie IhiMliniiil's I'rnyor
What a liuirveloiiM hliil in the
fllorlc
lie can eat more with hln hill than
hlH forlt.
1 hope hu will he v
A Ulnil Irleii.l o hie.
Ami leave the next li'.il lnNeVv
York.
SII.I.V.
Siiniuu-r llotthlrr: Why iln ,0i
ralnt Hie luslile of yinir (iili kcn
I'IMip'" (
I'aiincr: '-ro lin'p tin- liens riimi
lilikhiic i he Urn I n ulit i,r n.
vootl.'
-Patient Pater: " Yes, - my
Jilflt one more." '
Precocious ' OffHpiinK: 1
then, pa. how In II that the
lallH, hut II H the ilny that l)ieal
xntiinTny.'ncfitthcr'lt. '
' Saliinlay allenl uliihl for:.l;IINP.
jl'UV, KI'Ai:, KI''IM. KIUSC. Kas.
'IJOII. fAY. Wi'ltli. Wi'.X. WDItY.
;vii:.M). vi:i:i. wha. wiiaa,
(Willi. Wild. WAJAX. WKAg.
(WI.W, WNJ. WOll, WIIH, WVV.I.
K I'M, I.ob AiikcIch, Cullr. (Pacific'
I US). 7-7:5 p. in.. NlKhlhawU'H
j.l.ince ori-h,-Hlra: 7:ir,-s. hook chat.!
js-!l. oriental souk recllal, Altheila'
tOllv.-r. uiczu-soiriino: y-lu,
auiiller: Itailio show proKralli pre-1
ii nllilj; iiiovlo stars: 1D-U, PucllurJ
I liailii. chili. , i ;
Kl't.i.V, S'liillle, Wash. (PaclCiei
L's:i). 7-7:4f, p. in., chllilren'si cn
lerlalniuenl; -!i. Itay tihinson
ami Ins laiKilail orchi'slra; lu-lli
orchesl ra. j
lr:-i. l.os Anc les. Calif. (Pa-
clrie '.'7:1). i(i::tii-i t :xu a. in., um-l
'shine hour program, oran music: f
U::tu-4:::o p. in., iinproiiiptu; (J. N. :
iMii iiois. niiy i(,i,i iirlKiiall anil
others; 7:30-0:3(1, Aiulilorluin , ser-
,viee. Alniec Helnple , Mel'herson. !
evallKehst.
K(J(). Oakland, f'alif. (Pacific
II-). 1 p. in., orchestra. . Technic
al High school. Herman . Trulner,
Jr., director; Glenn , i:liaiuherluin,
tenor; .Madeline O'itrlen, soprano,
Louis Council, - baiitono; llazcl
son j.Nirhols. iiianist; "Tile ClialleiiKC of
, the New Oenerallon." Italihi l.oills
'Well, ' I. Newman llermun Trulner,- Jr.,
nlKlitfViolhilHi, Krencli horn soloist ; 10-1,
The Store That Makes
Christmas ; Shopping
A Pleasure
SAIc.4iiiftn: vMy . vo -for
ttnrlln, stirpnssos niiytliintr
Hint can lie offered in unit imrlleii
inr line."
Tlin Inosl powerful king on
is the wor-klnj,'.
laziest shlr-kinjr.'
of the worst smo-kinir.
W'illhal Jo-klllK.
iiileti-Ht thlii-ianir.
thirsllesl diin-klliB.
slyest wln-klnu.
hoiSeSt 1 11 l-U IHJLT.
arlh
The
One
' The
The
The
The
The
lie yo all Blleezlll'. hon-
Mlnnle:
oyl
llaalus: No.: ah ain't sneezlir
honey; uh'Se Slleezln' sneeze. Whal
you thin); ninh none Is. n lice hive?
II Isn't how Imril vou uoiii' n,.
how IhiiK- II Is what yon accom
plish that cinihis.
On A Trip To fnhiiiu.
"fapinln, I reel nn miack 'of
ReaslekiicKii cnu'iluir no. W'hut ut,n
t dO'.'Uh AW 4- im I
T'aln't nccisRiiry for me to tell
you. When U Hi,.,, mine v,
lo It."
. liaillo i,si. l Apinlned.
Friend W'lutl a llnrrlhle nliise
eo s from I hat radio set!
Itadlo ran Well, I KX.m Vnli
would make Jti.il as hud n hols,. If
you wi re rouilni: otu hi eth. r
siAiiy (!.ltiF. iMlix'r. -
She Uliishe.7 when she's Merlin.'
iiiIiik. for she kuims the lihiiiiiiiiih
penks.
. Down lint Xiit ()ut.
".rudt'e. I'm down uut out."
Jlayhe. your down." said
iiide, -hut you're not out.
months."
"I'n. wli'n 1 1 I the ostileh ct
iifli lillrics?',
"Ihwltrlii" Nonh'.s wlfn,
Its tenlliers."
In wi vc
A .film nclresn Is to adopt her
liushanil'a name. It seems hardly
worth while for such i( short time.
The youngest liny In I he family
.loen'i have i
IHilcr l,ixti,.
r ilrcd or eoullnii.Tlly iuuiiIIiik KI'I. l.os An
nut niiincy hcl'.ue the youni; imp lie. 111!'), 4-5 p.
rephieed the wood shed
remarked the l.u (Iruilde man In
the clKnr niore.
Silk Umbrellas
Wonderful showing of ' Silk
and Taffeta Umbrellas. Beauti
fully carved handles with silk
cord to match. Shown in -most
every color , with and without
fancy borders . 1 ',
$2.90 to $13.50 . ' ;
Vanity Gases and
Bags
In Patent Lea"ther, Pin Seal
and Novelty Leathers, Under
arms, Cases and Beaded 'Bags.
The new Gate-swing Bag is here ,
in all the above - mentioned
leathers. Give ;Usefiil Gifts .
$5.25 to $13.50
Henry llalsteud's orchestra!
ktiW. Portland, (Jre., (Pacific
yOli.Uli:'), III p. in., dunce music. OeorKC
I'M', Olsen s .leiropolitan orchestra.
MM. l.os AwrcIcK, I'allf. (Paclf-I
ic M6). 12:3n p. in.. Viritil Kpunn
er, husso; S:S(i-5:,iii Charlie Well
inan's Saturday afternoon frolic:
ll-il:3ii. Art Xrt Hickman's concert
orchestra; 0:ii-7::iu. children's
proarrniii: screen juvenile hedllme
slory, Pncle John: 7:::o-S, ''('are
of nody," nr. Phillip M. Lowell;
S-lil, leature proKram presenled hy
lr. A. Zliumerniun, Inimaiiuel
mule uiuirtet; 10-lt. Karl llurt
netl's dance orcliest ra. '
lN., Hollywood. Calif. (Pacific.
.Mi), 2:3(1 p. in. nlay-hy-nlav
the oroadcast of Syraciise-I'. S. c. foot-
Six""" Kaiue: 0-7:30. dinner . hour
music; x-lll, fcutunr proKram: In.
tl. Ahe-Lyman's Cucouiiut flrov.
orchestra from Aniltassador hotel.
M'O, San Krnnelsco, Calif. (Pa
cific. 423). s-12 midnlKlH, Art.
Welilner's dance orch.'Stra; . lanKO
lesson, Kthel Siihl. '
siiuilny. Oiii'nilM'r 7.
Sunday, silent niirht for CIINC.
CKAC. KI.'Ai:, KI.'DM, KI'QX.'
Kfill, WAAW. WDAI'. WPAlt.
WKAO, WHA. W.IAX. WJjn.
fall' show. 'I'lie KAt. WI.S. WNJ, WOlt, WKC,
cansr fntlnV to kai. wtam. WTAY. WW.I.
M'T. l.os Anirpics. calif. (Pncir-
e.'uier service:
rcnehe.- ilu. "kIuIiiic" idc. H:45J. musical appreciation talk:1
J7-S, stiiKC acts, speclattlcs, orclles-
Jllsl seems like Ihe Americani'1'11 from M-'lrnpolitan tlieater: S-
yoilttl ain't l.een Ihe fimi.p uliir..,'!). Sevi-ral one-act nlavs: ft-lil l-:x-
I lie nauLT ri.,.liie,l tlm nn.l b,,..i Inllllller: lu'idlo wcihlinir ami lnnvli-1 a,'n
slurs; lli-ll. -Lake ' Arrow head
dance orchestra. '
K.'S(, l.os Anceles. flllf. (Pa
cific,"
I PI
Stationery
Beautifully boxed Gift Sta
tionery with good quality linens
in baby and grown-up sizes.
They make very attractive gifts.
50c to 35c
. 82 sheet boxes of Linen , with
envelopes to match a number
of colors
65c
Handkerchiefs
' In Sheer. Lawn, Lawn, -Linen
and Voiles, with .plain and fancy
borders, and embroidered coi1-.
ners." Every Color, every, size,
and every price imaginable.!
The appreciated remembrance.
10c Each. $2.75 Set
Novelty
Jewelry
, TV.:f;
See Our
Diiig Sundries.
temple. Alniee Seinple .Mel'herson. r.:SD-7. Art Hickman's Concert or
paslor; 2:30-4:n afternoon church jcliestva. IMward Kilzpatrlck, illrcc
services: silver hand ami choir: 7-!lor: 7-7:30. orKiin recllal, Arthur
!i:4.-.. complete i venins: ' services. Ulakely; - 8-10, proRrani. Mullen
Alllfellis temple. I'Mher Krlcke lllllett.
(irecn. orKanisi: lo-ll. orsan reel- ' AiiReles, Calif. (Paclf-
tal. P.oy Held !irlKnall. ic, 3,l,l). 1,1: 15-12:31, p. m. complete
! KCtO, Oakland, Calif. (l'aciflcmol.nlllJ, r)lulrll services, fharcli
312), S:ll -p. in., KCIO l.lttle Hym-lor ,u. Open Door; i;-li:4.1. vesper
phony orchestra: S special musical cmsral vocal nuiullcrs: -
service. St. Mike's Kplscopul ;,:3, PVcnlni; services, choir, ors
church. l!ev. V. W. .lennlllCT. rec- nn .,,, vornll8i.
'KCiW', Portland. Or... (Paclflc'l, K.S'.V, Hollywood. Calif. (Paclf.
jand Town O'rit'r. nrojrtnm for hov.s
and irlrls oh outiloor lift1: S-!t, Aln
hr.san.lor hotI conofrr orricstra,!
.Jos. ItoHt'oildil, (lirerior: !t-jo. fa-!
ic. 42.".). S;:i0-10 p. iii ,f concert.
Huily Soif,rf'i-'H Kairiuoiu IIol or
t'liosira , i
Frcida Klc(pfenteih
In Line for "0 ' Sw-catcr
41H'), 3 . in., iiumU'iiKi) conci-rt: (J.
church scrvloo, Portland rotincll of
church: 7, dinner concert, Collnirn'
t!onccrl orchoslra; Louis.' Jutol-i
p:inlBl.
...KIIJ.. I.oa Angles, nlif. (Pacif
ic, 10 a, m.. ' m-rmou, Kr-v.
Oordor. Palmer: 10:30-12:30 p. m;.
7S). 10:30-12:30 p. ni.. com-torKan n-rtltat and rcllKlons Brrvico,
t'oltiriniis .si-rvic(-s. A nuol tin ' t-'l rm Method 1st Knlscopnl ehiiroh;
tnrc propram; in, , ,hin Purcfll,
"Quecn .of (tic P.lucs.".
kPo. Sun Krnnctsco, fa!, fPnclf-
! on-tfon Aifrlcillttintl ' folh-',
K'orvalliH. Ore., , (Siiccjnl) l-Ydfi
I Klopfcnsli'ln of La. lrandc was
one or tn yonnir women Who
wero awnrded 25 polnla toward n
vamity "O" Hweator. ua u. result -of
the intcrclauM cuiho i.i Voll-.v'tiW...
Memhera of claa squada ' pluyfnfr ft
fraction more than one-half of ilw
fiitcrclass games were awarded JOtt
points, and those who played Hi-mm
than thiH received 55 points. To
Will It Hl'iVMtrp- tlw. i.-a
mukr -,.s-(mj. points ' ' '..
Silk Princess Slips
all the latest colors.
' - S3.00 and S:j.r,()
HAND MADE GOWNS
?2.2.- to ?4.r.O
Slampod Gnod of AH Kinds.
Star Threads
XMAS Gins AT LOW TRICKS
Coats, Hats, Shoes, Dresses ,
In fnnts to 14 years. J ,
Iiok 'nut these morning, for the pavameiits are slipiiei y
ihid it only taTes 0110 good skid to tlo some daniajse.
Daiicinjif develops the muscles. That's all Settled. Now
if it would only develop discretion.
There are two kinds of men: very busy men who will
Forvo you now, and men who haVe little to do and will
attend to your case next week.
If evei-y day was Sunday wc would all lie killed and
injured soon.
When people speak of a
mean it fool parent.
'fond" paifnt, they always
The end of a flapper's day, briefly described:
her smile off and went to bed.
'She took
Tollinfi a Kirl her petticoat is showing is not polite e
tauxe they don't wear petticoats.
Tht! Rood die young. I'rolmbly bored to death.
MARKET JOEL'S GROCERIES
f HONK MAIN 759
Prune Week
! KKS1I r-Rl'NKS AT ATTHArm i; PRICKS
1 Pound or 25
Kat them stewed or fresh they are healthful
PrWn-ml Slix Cuff
l'lllil - it wifli a Want Art.
I - - : . :
- wmm mm mm mmmmum
I i" ' .Ok ' ' 1 ; 'HANJ MADE GOWNS . T-: '.; "
I Lowest I M , O V W) tM !
HI" 1 TVMmMlvmW 1 ' NORTON'S KIDDY SHOP :
' , ffiSV: A JwflM kS W& I Cutlo" Holes Stamping Bufteiis Covered I
IStOry JY .f ! HEMSTlTCniNG PLKATWG
Perkins ' prt i o3ls nC ,'",,lm ' 1,011 on
' Motor Co, w "SsBSi ! WP w
'"'"'""i k V' jj&V . "3T 1 y - -Jp-; wif. to feranl nsninst
' I tZWj A" To Ydtir Silver th JMm: ' 13 Apa ikksiwo niie ,ktio.n m?h
LKoaR- , :H mmf .P I - """"'?
llyrj mw wi"--' -p....- Wi ! : N-rtrr"-
' ! 'TAI fWlMT - epecu. i,red.t run , make it 1 ..lto,e,fcU
-ESII Rem A'fvtor mo,,in,imate'si1--- W& Wherciih?re' "zzi
'" " ifl'"nJ UWfAA "P'onofgood taste and nigr.eilrrg,tdinJ our Credit MSI V-ITl'tl rfK nw
Irl A KODAK alWAlYl D1"kc' " P"iblefory to e.xpreM younelf liberall WmFI&I ' ' J, K ""'"" yrtiir r.mimt
!1VA without inconvenience. . LwiXA t4 .1 L . . V J tin off.
-there's one more gitt ! ' VAW r j . tWfV '4 it l0!
pit.blem solved! ! rCWWk , t.ome m and let w ho you in Kiortment of SUvct fXlfi 1 '.Uv 1 J A hima ,
nut which kodak? a imfm. u,wk-inpMyorw . jffiMwl I
our i that's easy, U J. II. PKARK & SON - . '
tlecide. Diup in. 1 hllZJ VBft . , . . J.r fi;A. 'J-
1' Ik. $ ) t ! It '" Thai l.iat -V) nmM1' iTN i)
P.iwnies, ?2.no 'p ' W '" w. it.' & w.trt; "T
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