Thiirsrtoitt- August-28, 1924, ,rr
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THE LA i GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER! i l l
THE OLD tfOME TOWN
By Stanley i
International rpdeo . ptagred this,
year by Bob Austin near. London,
have arrived in IVndlrton and
will remain here until t'lm Pen
dleton Hound-up In which Uny
will bn, entered. -Mrs. Btudnirk
broko her eol lar bonu in a ik i
tucular "Hplll" in liie Lontlui
er flume. JlciporU frecived ii
the prison Indicated ; that the Truth
were travelling? tioath,. but thiu
fur'they hvc 'ej;idd-the officers.
IdL Grande Evening Observer
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HE THAT LOVETH SILVER , shall .. jiot . be eutlaflcd with
silver; nor ho that loveth abundance with Increase: this la
also vanity. When goods Increase, they are Increased Hurt
eat them: und what good Ib there, to the owners thereof.
saving the beholding of them with their eyes? Eccleslustcs
6:10,11
!, "Playing the Board"
When'one thinks that .it is about as easy to play grain
or stocks on the board of trade as it is to actually farm
in the Grande Rondo valley, the mind turns to Lieutenant
Wood.' He accompanies his denial of having: "cleaned up"
$80(3,000 more in Wall Street -with -a bit of philosophy
worthy to be reflected on ..by persons' contemplating going
flftei" fortune in the "market'."- He is reported as recalling
ut Biarritz that, after his reputed winning of $800,000, he
said, '.'Wall Street will, get A mart. hi the end if he keeps
at it long enough. If you clean up, get out while the get
ting, js good. . No one, can clean up indefinitely and sue
cessfully. I have followed .'my "own advice."
It. is demonstrable. that , for a person with money noth
ing .is simpler than making 'more. mbhey in stocks. Ac
cording to the story told -of ; Lieut. Wood that lie says
isn't.so, he bought u certftin, stock at' 65 and sold at 10.r.
By tt -"simple arithmetical .calculation it is seen that one
doing this would make a', prof it 'of. 4.0 a share- The rule of
.'success in Wall Street,, as' elsewhere, is buy cheap and sell
dear. The first part of the itrjck Is to know when things
are "cheap; the next, part is to perceive when they mi
, dca.r.. and . to sell on' the, conviction,; How great are the
'diversities of judgment- majf tw .gathered from following
the, quotations for a time" without risking a dollar.
?The market is always there,",.b'uying and selling going
on incessantly. It follows' that at least half of the traders
areVniaking bad guesses. , In any game of guessing what
is a fair percentage of accuracy? Buy choi'p and sell dear
is an absolutely sound rule, - 'But if , it were- easy to de
termine as between cheapness .and clearness there would
bo )io market. This is worth of profound consideration
by those who cannot afford to lose.
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h v Marts Hair
l . At the congress of hairdressers in Paris prizes of great
alue are offered for new ideas.. The design of a new coif
iure is worth a mint of money. The great cry is for some
thing tor the men something that will gradually supcr
fcedo the present short-straight-necked effect. Many men
lire using the marcel, but the big hit at the French father
ing was made .by. the new three-fourths pompadour, well
puffed out. on the sides and with a seemingly careless
attempt; at parting on the left. This gave a "distingue"
impression "and seemed to add tone to the "patient."
Before these Frenchmen get through with us even
the business men and the banker will be carrying his
individual curling' iron. If the. hair must bo fluffed, an
iron is necessary to make a' neat job of it. The husband
t-f the future will do his hair up in curl papers after the
mnnher of friend wife. Even the village barber will be
marcelling his patrons and will be able to administer a
permanent wave that will last at least nine days.
It is given forth that men must pay more attention to
their hair. ' If it is the crowning glory of a woman, it
should be something to a man aside from a retreat for
dandruff- After a man gets bald lie spends $1,000,000 for
hair tonics and restorers. The barber will tell him to pay
more attention to his hair when he is a junior. If his mop
can be dolled up to enhance his beauty, why not indulge
it? 'A strain of Narcissus in tho blood is not so bad.
OFFICE CAT
THAOC HANK
BY JUNIUS
a pie, thinking- It way the lower ;
cruKt. i
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The sail thinir about having u'
wife, iuuhoh a MIkhoui'I exchang". j
is when you look for HomWhlng It i
has been hung up hoi new here.
MALUM. Ore. Although 4.n
iltetitlury offlelnlH lnvcHtttfuld , a
half dozen or more. cN-wh, nu
trace hud been .found or Tom
J Murray and KuKeno Kldilur, com
JvictH who eHeiiped from tho inati-J
itutlon Kundtiy by wtt'y of the po.v-
WHEN THE CIKCUS COMES TO TOWN
KODAK
GET YOUK SUITLY'oF FILMS NOW .
AND BE 'READY
Red Cross Dru S(ore
A Kooil real i'hIkIc Hjilexmull iw
one who run draw ueh tin tillur
Inv I'lctuif of it milmrlmn hunita
low tliut even n eoiillrmed barhe
or will tin liiHpired to (to rliflit
out, next uiortiiiiff, und look for u
gji rd i n rake and a wifi
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The only hoii hud Just tifiuotmci'd
IiIh enRUKemeui to hln futility.
What .' Thui Kirl! The wiiintn!
reuiurkel hin mot her.
Hhe him nbHolutely nu Htyle, ad
ded his Htttr.
Itd-hi'uded, Ihu'I Khe, (meried
IiIh Ullllt.
HIu-'h fldK'tv, HtilU (Iriindiiin.
She hasn't any money, put in
IiIm uneh.
Hhe doesn't look Ktroiiff exi-liiim-ed
hiu rlrxt eoiiiNii.
Hhe'u Mluck up! averted hlu Hec
ond couhIu.
Hlij-'u nn extravuRTiint thing! in
tei'rupti'd IiIh fliird emiHln, ,
Well, Hhe liiiH one rdeuiliifT
r'tihire. Ha id the non I tmiuf lit fully.
And whutn Mint? UHked the
fumlly in ehorun.
She hasn't tniy r'lultouu, wan lh
ijuti-t rrply. , ...
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N:hii nii'ii nrc Ihhii K'dferH and
some neier can lek up a uihh!
itlibl.
The doctor opetu'd the door of
hlH (ipiriit(nK room und looked lit
the llm of wiiilliifr pntlentH mid
united: Who bun been wulting the
lonK nt ?
f have, spoke np oni Individ- 1
nut very promptly. I'm Ihn guv-1
iifje man who fixed up your cur l
uhout four monlliH ukj.
Noliody on iu th known
Him h oh a telepliutie Kri in a
Hitiaii (own.
A Itostoti hiid'grooni ItNb'd hln
brtde'B oeeupution us 'Inborfi'.
wlilrli may prove to b. true.'
Fanner fto train rallfii: What
do you do? i
Train i'hII' i : I call Irahr:.
Karnier: Well, call me oti I'm
in u hurry.
f he In C.ic kind ol n eban dud
ulll trust, tltiiiuhter pinhnblj inlln
him n dud.
Thne wu.i u .wmnjt man horn U-j-Iniifr.
Who nan cattun'U b cluukM in
llOUt; KOUK ,
Wh' n hdd lor a rantiom
lb- paid Vrr llil tl'H int.
Now he's tciKhinij N'fw oili-is
Mali JonnH
nfmiu'i . Low
mier fares to all eastern points in Canada
and the United Mates-hue train service, with a
daylight ride through the world's most beautiful
mountain scenery with stopovers at all points of
interest including the famous Canadian Pacific
mountain resorts.
SUMMER EXCURSION RATES
On Sale May 22nJ to September 15th, 1924
From J.A (iiiA.Mii: Tor.-
itfi
iijjSjjmiwwawj'
gl-nftjrffT TH IrS
'.0
and return
.MiiiitrniHrils, St. Tai
St. Imils and return
htcntto mid n-iiiiii
ToiiHito ami return
.M mil i t al mid n turn .'.
Vnliinuhm, l. ('., ami return
New VnrU ami ret urn
Ilustui ami return
fli..UU ftrii to Include llniiff, likc ItnlM.
' l.laclcr, KiHitenny ami Arruw I dike Trip
rroportmnmcly low lares to all other eastern points.
Final return limit October 31, 1924
4iraiwiigi'&?
7 II. Ml
Nil.;;.",
1 1 I.I
1:1:1.1 1
1 11.112
1 17. T.i
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Let us (ive yim complete particulars. "
W. II DKAC.ON. General Avnl. PaMTtfcr Orpflrtmcnr
. 5S IH1K1JSI Multiiumnh lluml Building PORTLAND
: v7 Canadian Pacific ailwaij
IVIudo l,ov" Wlitlr ltisjnr. Hp.i-:
xrns. Ihcy ran't put vuu In J.ill
lor thai, run tli''.
But the l.a Follctlc nieulinsr failed to huvo imhuihIi in
iitteiulanco to make it a "eonveiUion" under the Orejjon
luw, therefore (ieoiye L. Cleaver has nothing to worry
nlxiiit an appiiiiitee' violating any statute when Nervinjr on
a political committee. -
' Money brinivs bip ideas all riKhl- The poor fellow who
became. rich because he won the Bok peace prize has just
.sailed for Europe. He had the '.coin of the realm, and you
know the rest. ........
Who said Texas mijht ft) Republican? Kememlier,
Texas, and the election returns that have been coming in
the last fifty years and then perish tho thought.
, Too bad that Italian aviator had bad luck, for he acts
like real sport. , .: , , . ..
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I'Ih- htiiih'Ht putihitH Invurlahh-
an- lhon- who me wMIIiik to hmr 1 . X.
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SUNBEAM
A man in not ulvn
wi't'kdiiMt l.v th r
Ki' mi SundnN.
S'' suiMHiSf Hie ne'il Imvo
wt'iirliiic Kurtera Imtiiuno Mwy
Mini uniu.-u ulll tollow suit.
Tm knl n (lie wiill el n Im-itl ' t
itstaunmt. recent l, nn.. ll wheel
uf paier en w hteli uuh painted til
tnld t huruelers, l"j
"The umhrejla tu the Hland he- 'f
louts H u hnmpion heavy-
welulit fishier of the world. II
In eotninn' im, k. J
l-'ive mill Hies l;ilrr tiitllirellu und
paper had tttiipp. ur d. In their '
phiee w.t another linMre: I J
"l"Ulttell:t IN now 111 poses,soll ,
of the ehamvdoti Maralhon run '
ner or Mir world. He In n( t oiu- I J
Iuk biuK. j
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IVUh eau move tuoundiittH
when roiipU'd with work. f
Here's the Ury of n trimthiff
PIPELESS
. FURNACES
SKi; I S I'UK rilK'KS AND tkkms. wij will
SAY IS VOL' MONEY.
W. H. Bohnenkamp Co,
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A Frock That
' 'Looks J list Li ke You"
Doesn't it give you a 'thrill 'to -walk into 'a' shop
and find a dress that looks cxactly.ns though it hadt
been designed for you? Among .the -charming new
gowns created for us this Fall, by Peggy. Paige,,
there's a frock for you one that is in perfect- har
mony with your personal Maste .and : one; you can
wear without the fear of meeting youi-sclf at every
turn. Our prices are reasonably ranged Trorii ;
$39.50 to $61.50
$1.00
Special Sale
'.-.'-'.'-; 1 "j, ' '
' -- Friday ami. .Saturday'. Only'" ' ''
STAMI'KI) 1,''KNE IIOUSK DKKSSKS
in colors Lavender, Cerise, Brown, Coin, .Blue
and ,Coral. $1.(10 each.' See the made-up models
in our window. ' . . '
NORTON'S KIDDY SHOP
"Better TogH for Little Tots"
.....o ..... r..., in n iiuniiuif ..
yuull( hvban.1 wlm ale u iwiwr ii4A-.' '........
jiluto la wUlub but wl( hud sirva I 'JJ
COPPER CARBONATE
Tlllv B1CST IOK SliED Dl.SINKKCl'ION .
In Any, Quaulilaw - -
THE L & L DRUG COMPANY
;Jharp" practice '
has cixi ofP mary
io succeed "
cm
lluu'l 111 1 lie nllicr fcllon
Inlk yuu out of jour t-rop
mouej. ' '...'
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II is the ri-milt ul s wlioi
jour's lisrd work'v?,sjiil s
suili ilwlUil lie. enrclull
spent wil i-artfullj lutes ted.
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When jou need o, d
tku or toun.Hel on fluMHial
niatters feel free lo 'call
iipon-'nuj uicinber of this
bank. . .
Tills Is regular part of
oitr M-rtlee and la .jours for
the asking. . v
liverj lirancli of our bank
Is run for'.joiir personal
eouteuleuee lu banking. . ,
We Millell juur aeeuuul.