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PAGE F01JK
Saturday, January 5, 192-1.
THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
a Grande Evening Observer
i;vhmi;.ii... I M.Wsi'Ai't-.it
W'-il.ltahtMl dan ,.uio ec'.i ui
'Iruniio, Oregoli. b i-m (ir-.tml
' (itllg tibsorvel I'ubi.Slilll- '!'
'miiUCI-; Ut'NNIh. Kdltui
''iill-rod lit puslofftce ut Lu Uruude
'ro:. a Second Class Mull Matter
t': on sale Id other cities Oregon
folnl News Htund. I'ortlunil; Im
Vl. rlal Naws Htund, Portland. Mull
atmiah News Stand. I'ortland
Addresa all communications ti
' HB 0U8E11VEU. Itlt Adam
wo., La Grande. Oregon.
KUUSCItlKl ION Kills
By Carrier
fially, per month 7&c
Oally. per three month -..t'i.ZS
Oally per six aw., In advance, tt.su
Dally, single copy ....5c
Against Tax-Dodging
What is popularly termtid taux-dudtn und the fed-jint't""-.
eval revenue law is Wgitmuitod by pruvwioc of the law. LSZT
Nevertheless it is recognized now trt there should be theory thut i.y KetiinK a banii
amendments to these meuau to t,: unfair advant-j.r. '"overcome
itges which are accorded tu til tvuc-ii'ij- p'.accd to re-lhi wenkm-m nmi atuti! iuh -aHo
ceive discriminatory benefits.. Ia S:cx .Maoi.' dvtZrlZT
bill for reduction and revuiiua uf Ln.-t-cif ;xation attention ! titiii rorMhia purpose o that an
is given to this subject. Iz .m.'y ,n, tt in his tf'TTZu, 'SX'"
where change is detiijrtieil tu "!i.c ta iif fellows," or at utomutiraiiy witn his feet, immis
ll fUa aPf.,.. ,rf ,.,! . .! ... .-. .1. tu; u"1 ' ''lu exact emotional vt-
... UK w..
fact ought to be consuierau by
into believiny tliat hjjfher. nuc 'sttvta, surtaxes' are de
sirable. What the secretary ui: titu- szwitsur htpes to secure is
better balanced seiMmu- u
- ''it. L . i. . .
onifl t,na.ti vtui iLvn-iL liw atu.ii,rt.iizij tu atjei iaj iiic liucbt
possible number u ta.faiiiu!t
riU seek meanti iit-rVii
or wipe out tlif Eeniir" 'iistiirictd ffir those most in need
tf relief thdtw- fit r.-iijn f
ilr. Jleffon. pci:r;i:)is l id::
from and: adi&ui:ffi. La iiiP(ime
on invtesiasnnis
So-ciTjiti M-dnirJf has
law.
.
Tti St lie v;aIiat:i&
time c.f tie Tar in the firianci;d news lo
mr ictisies. 3i lawia
rm mmtr.rii lr,tA l.v a Irsnw-rtion (lint Inorillv wines out
... . .
a baJ inrtstoeat made years
ith litlJe or HO net income
, , . . 1 u :il n i il.n
i!e5k.a cilrufetes that the proposed change will cost the
'SJVWTirtient very little directly and that llliy loss Will be
- . . ..-liitJ
more than offset by gams attributable to the same pro-
vuioo.
.
Said It With a Hani
,.l.iir
There is sonx thins
IIS acllgnilUl oaor .T S-Te II.WIIS pail is lui DUieiiui iu uic
t; TTnV. .W.,..-. H-.nAnh.in iiliarjint. ul lintn.
It is the foundation of the American breakfast, and one
t-f the most lasting delicacies known to the taste of man.
We have heaid of New Year's greeting being said with
tlowers, with books, with caids, with candy, with music,
but it was left for the Grande
it with a nam a large, line
tor'ihat was the exnuisite wav in which the Evening Ob -
. , ., . . ... ,
iferver was remembered this year by the largo packing
institution of La Gl'ltllde.
Is it appreciated?
W ell,
. ,,(io-.,ni;.,i, imrl enne-.!nienl
, ,. v."..-.
r large, slices of ham are being taken fi-om the frying
pan and tho ham gravy used to transform a couple 0f
. , , r i i- il I
liesn CggTi lino jiiayniaies
breakfast platter. Nothing
Those Methodist ministers
blood to save the life of a
Sirated that tne nulK ol Human Kindness nas not eiuneiy
dried up.
' Look out Mellon & Coolitlge Oregon has had some ex
perience with promises of tax reduction. It's a sword
with two edges und maybe three.
', ; Difference between ""strikers'
trades is that the pay of the
same.
IkTger. Milwaukee socialist,
credit to Gel many. His hoai l
'"' ! The boys mill jrii'ls cimjilit smoking; ciiviiiottcs in
public schools linvc it jtood ilffonno. "Mitmniii dot's!"
,,S,onio of the world's finest diplomats are in Washing
ton while others uro handlim; street ear crowds.
. , Difference, between a
j one. givc-i cxetuscs and the
' ,hen ni.-ii tcts home
-.as light ..bout the fcm-.le
, ' in 1 doriu. r.top, is a
they are never in doubt.
' S
Winning on argument by calling a friend narrow- mind
d doesn't count.
Ml the world likes u liker.
It) Mall
I'utly pel month , ...... . .sui -
Dally three mo., in advance 11. II.
Dully elx uio.. In advance.. 13.611
Dully per year. In advance. Ikon
t'll't AMI COl'.NTY OKr'ICUU,
lAIKH
... ...,..... posala and buahrul men. Many a
ukutat Asxi.um, piujss ,,r, , rttcUcd tho ,,,-pedionoy un.i
Tin Associated Frew la eiclu- I propriety of prosposlng utter all
aively. entitled to vum. (or public- ' l-rellmlnurleH und efforts had full -tloo
o alt newa dlayatchea credited 1 ,M to ,orcu ,hu '". It is Indeed
m it or uot. uliwrwuM credited In 1" momentous problem that haiJ
puOlltteataerui. Ail rbjats o-re. 1 'red manv 11 maiden und it Is a
puBilcattoo ot ,pvuU daffatche'COn",,,lrum wor"'' th" attention
una iKec. aaa also- m Uk1 , aolem-face.1 psychologists. Nil
aerem iw ar reoervv , mcrous girls hold that the prln-
THIS UJBSJ'C or tfTT iirr and
KvJd nnvu it nuiiu
hav yv t lilMti,
but Wh A3 I
lit the name of,,,,,.,. mnm.r wu,Ul(.r ur nut uiu
Vuereth rt. up.TO ,., faVoral.le. On tho other
iK""-1 many of ttur modern girls
Jeaut. ClKMd. Qf
mil iev;ti!t. - ,v :n
icii..
srn.w we. tve Iwen misled
inntsn - ri taxation, which means
r .v..r i a. I ,
aiiifi icr6sn none so that they
iitw laid thus neutralize
J.it - smaller incomes. One thing
Tii.tinr in large part deductions
resultine; from losses or gains
tsrfn favored by the present
, ...
C1 frequetlt references at this
..nli;.. ninl.a
0
auiwuiiuiiu iiicuinta iiviiuuiibijr
. 1 . 1 j 1
ago and leaves tne maiviauai
on which to pay taxes. Ml',
a hum fh.-.t r-Vionrs nn nil '
nonde Meat company to say
uranne itonae vaney nam,.
J'OU should see the smile of
tho - o rulrl .T:illll:irv llllirililllTS
ior uiiihu nam micus on uie
better in all the world.
who donated their life's
fellow preacher have demon-1,
ill Congress and ill other,"ut being told -he has had rein-1'""
politicians goes on just the
pioix.ses u billion dollar
still beats as in wartime.
hen-pecked man and one who isn't,
other gives leasons.
late he realizes Mr.
of the species.
Kipling
afety rule for motorists. Uut
Editorials From
Over the Nation
THE RYTHMIC I'ltOPOSAIj
I Omaha World II. raid: Much ha)
been euld and written About pro-
nnura ui uuiii mill, ur Hi m iiuwii iy
Kve, should bn strictly adhered to
und thut il is their place only to
'hold un opposite view, which lu
thut when they pi ':! vu the hUsh
ful niiiu lu utterly hopeless and lie
in Htill desirable, tln-n It is entire
. Ifk.lhlr!il ml tp.H..-r In ti(lci) lint
i.rullon in u -way that i pluln
than npoiten wonia. And tho ain
this compoMcr declaree, may
ccpt or reject in terms unmistak
able so that the buHhrnl' man will
know whether he will buy u rlnir
or ko ilown lo the river.
This luifj been labeled the rytli-
j mlc proposal. Only deep research
Wurl: will reveal wheth
or not
this method of emotional exchange
will becomo a wide success.
T,v
,OOM; AT TI1K WOKDK
Kanuus City Ktar: When nil oth-
i'.r 'V,VI. .T:n..
youl.B persons who can't spell P' lvalo enterprise, t,.anae o pro
. ... .. .... tlllrn fi-niu a uuartee in n tilled no
IWKIIl oe worui While lo aclvlMCI - r
the practice of careful rcitdintf- !n""'h aB czarist Itusola. :
The prevalence of had spelling Is1 wni'n o consider jnai tno ptl- terrnlne. tho best of nil pinna sub
.... .... i ... 1 1 . . re.iucratlc tvrunnv nf thi4 '- rzjirrlir i i tu .. ..iu n ,
tin uiueii n iiniie.ii ;uu ui a Ken-
m,,,,.rr(-lnllly as anythlnn else,
it is a e.:,rt ,f .. i,.,i.n if. ,-
r ..... .1
only for conilnnl contact with
words In ri-id'nir, but for closu at.
tcntlon to words ni I hey urn read,
T, c,.,.f,ii nadi r deiecis ti.,
nomethlnjr alien, out of place; It
"oeiui t ioo:t rlBlit. iti'iidlng caro-
rMy ,)rln(. u fIinill,lirl,y wllh
words and an assurance of their
correct ii Sc , including their correct
ning. mat nothing ,.iso , give.
iThat fact inlglit be kept lu mid
ulong w tlv talg of reviving the old
'lasliioned spelling bee. There In
110 un.,uranee that the iipelllng bee,
...., .,.,,.. ui u
n.w i.vwna, iieitie efui'l pi-lieril
In prcvlus generallons than are
found today. Spelling as a formul
'W'rclse Is of limited value. Pro-
any couiea irom contact w in
11 "aiunil selt'llg lather
Mian In deluched lists.
NI'KNIIINIJ AK I'AKT AS YOU
HA K.N
Houston Chronicle: You mav be-
working for a salary, but good
it Is, 11 Is not enough to permit
you to iulnrli with a class of men.
w,10 ,1Ilv;n.( .,,,, t.Iln, .h lo (,ur
,"" - "! "lo.ig ti-rougii iiie remuind. r I . -'
of their eurs, are now able to taltj rortlund Journal Just . V hiif !s
Mf ,iy. tn motion piciure nte t iioiiy-
Somehow your aisoelallon wllhjwood, anyway? With two slur
,tiui spirit and the Idea Unit you can
'lo " Hiey do.
At times youalmost forget Ihe
iiirrerencn in your circumstances
Mn'' u,,','r '
K "W along spending
anoui us last as you earn
If something should happen that
your lilcoiii'i ahinild be reduce-l,
u-hut would be the result lor you',
These men wllh whom you as
'soclnle, men who have strong fin
spaaing ,, much "iur"" ir Zrl08;,r" " rr':,,,,,m so m,,-
"""
enii oi ine leasoiis wny nicy
rinaiielatlv easy now Is lie. '
cause they kept u. relative propor
tion between incom and expense.
You til nk they do not know
how much ytnj have to spend and
that Is sou. 3 eimfort to you, liul
a. man who 1" !in Ku.-iy slreet doe:,!
nut have fi be told lo know Just
Hie rimim-lnl condition of tlioso
he mingle-: w'th he knows with. -
tive expense ngliretl every possible,
way Ituij,- ago.
IWCI l.TV Itl'.l'llKSI.NT.VI'IOV.
Tulsa 'IViliune: A trained man I
or wotuau lor each specialized luminal event und perhaps u day for
ItisU Is lict-i-hilni; an aeeepled facl.jsuch affairs will lie set aside In fu
We expecl rrientlili- methods to he.turc yeurs and observed ineniltv'
limed on u Joli that calls for u spe
elullst. We don'l put u criminal
tllti lawyer on (he Job of tunneling a
I mountain, nor attempt to solve u
jl. Holly leirul tangle wllh the best
bruins of 11 "cow- college."
Yet there are tin
nnd places J
when wi
employ jusl ubciM such
net hods in our school adtiilnis; ra
tion, the most important business
in our system of government. Too
ol't.-n our schools 1: nil our univer
slllis 111-e governed almost entirely
by doctor, lawyer, merchant, chief.'"11"0, whether the phruse be used
with liul little heed given to the 'n relation to objects, tdeus or In
uilvlce of the tralne 1 edueulor. Not ,,,vl'll"1'!'- " this fart
very Intelligent. We need the 1,''01l u.v imitated by the public thut
splendid work of these, business ' R3 x "at'oo we suffer gnatly pe.
men on these boards, but we need
also the specialist In education.
'i'ho Alllerle.lll Association . of
t'nlvers'.ly lirot'eiisnrs. meeting In
t'oluiubcs. Ohio, has voiced a pro
test 10 this system of administra
tion nnd is xoin? to demand a
voice in tho government of the In
stitutions In which they tench. Why
not? If thoy know- their Jobs well
(enough to be teaching 111 the lusti.
...lien, men opinions are wonn,l(l Creole "ciii lour lustcud of
jaoiiu thing In the council chnmbeis. givnK w.iS tv the ocular, t-harms
I where matters pcitalnlnf to their of the whiter, trimmer, more or-
tcuciilng aro weighed. lUcrly but tnflaltely lesa tasty pro-
THE OLD HOME TOWN
MOP HENDICK.VVH5 OkUSEO A SBfUXTWN N TOW WHEN HE SWOW Wt
SMOKING PO A fEAO.VWAS CAUftMT SWCWWa f HOKES BARN f .
TOO AY . THERE BY SOUVWS THES MfSTERY OF THe I.AROS mc?i
ItrXHIVKKV. ' ItrtifilA NTYW:.'dut.o( Iho purely American ov
t'liicairq, Tribune: - A- rtport trom I en.-f, ' J." .
llolshevik Itusslu onaounciei .thef j 4f any or u wi(l -do well to think
tho economic .situiulonr' of tusaa : th)s rnatb-r ovir pnd u-sk ourselves
improved during then flecnh year 'oft'ep 'till! plain question: ,-1k my
endlnK September. ''The fanners.
increased their acreain walnlns n
oxport surplus of 792.OBO.noii.
poundH. Industrial production .linn
incruuiifd for ,tlirc.-years until It
hua renchrd In Wiluc 5tr3,BUO,(iuO.
Tho prt'-wnr- ro4-u-lin- wua
745, ooo, 000. j. Fuel and oil produc-
tlon olso hu IntrrAnarid.to 11.000..;; fc ww"u Ior 1,1
(inn firifi n.,n.i in. nr..M P"1" o - r.-Htoro prosperity
.i..niin.. w yo'f.nn nii.M.nn ntLt
Tho tuxtllo lndii8trlrs'ui)pe vrliitjltf
hut cotton rt'iiclii'd opo-quartcr 'of
I'" """' IMUMISMM... . I
In other words, BolhQvim., At
trr five years for ',tlemonstritttfi(r
its virtues and after returning In
larffo mcttsuru to Cftpituliani ahd
. '
"ya'cnt rcpn aented. the. lowest effl-
ch-ncv of any modern society. It Is
iinua I, ,, In monaiir., . .nlh nf I
"oishevlsm. it the llolie
liev) .hod
not given up some of tlieltf clfalci-
eat methods, tho comparison .would
have been worse. But jet that
pass. We hopo our reds and pur-
lor pinks, and especially our seir-
.tyi.-u progressive senators who
have returned rrom Russia with
praise of Bolshevism In their
!.,, get an they can out or the
Itussian recovery. One-third as
good as the worst previous gov.
eminent on earth. That II somc-
thing for our Holshevlkl to brag
about.
HOLLYWOOD ECHOES
Eugeno Iteglster Hollywood Is
.with another
shooting scrape.
Idaho Dally Statesman l'oor
Los Angeles! Had enough to have I
earthquake shocks.- but to have
Mahel Normand shocking again!
I,'r flr"' om! wna caused by eating
, Peanuts and this one by giant flrel
crackers. "No damage was report-1
,Ml umI llul' la comforting rape
ciuiiy about Muiui. ,
'has been shot und may die. He
was entertaining the two In - his
apartment. The rhaurfeur of one
of tin lid 1he shooting. I
Things are .dull at Hollywood'
when I hero Is not an occasional
shooting outbreak that shocks"
unlet folks and ,..,A, , . L... . I
slbllltles.
What are the ideuls.
what the goings and comings, what '
the pleasures nnd pastimes n-month, something that has not oc
wlileli homicides nnd other gtntu ured, since the birth of Christ
-me int.st
man shot was clud
only in il bath robe while enter
taining tin; two film Mars in his
apiutment. In the notorious booze
party in which Virglnin Kuppe
euine to her death Arbuekle. us
host, was attired in his pajamas.
Hits Is not The way of respect
able society. It should not be the
"""1," OI "n 'nose who make
""' Pictures for a greui industry so
of power for education, enter.
" ....... o,..v ceiop
ItielU.
Halter llemocrut Murder e!.
In which screen stiu-s i.h.v ,,
portanl part are beginning lo lie an N
ns arc some of our present holi
days. i-:vi-: 1 N i m siasm
New Orleans Times I'lcayunc:
Wo bt-llevo one of America's most
serious errors is in letllnc oyc en-
thiin asm dominate mental en-
fhilsluKlu. Wo doubt If there is
In the world another country that
Is so costly cupluriil by superficies.
"If It looks good, It la good'' might
well bo set down as our national
i""""',!''. " "'t ul'l'urcotly without
ie.; KiiKiiit-si realization luul wo
are missing; thereby many of tho
best things of lire.
it would rei'ulre u voltiuw t.
elaboruto tills tlit-mo This tiling 13
rurtlculurly true In the mutter of
foods. Vo In New Urban.! cor
slder the appearance of a loaf of
hrcud far more than, wo do Its eat
Ing quality us these few of Ui
w-ell eun tcsttfywha cling to our
Jty Stanley
admiration urt eye enthusiasm or
"it ' morely- befooled- by a fulr
front?.
j . IVA4Xt PrUH Kxplaliuil
VKW TOUK. (AI); Kdwaid
A. Kllenn of iloston revial'd de
taiiwof ' hlr offor of $fo.ooo for
"" P"oct! ln KuroP-
Heparat
contests will bo held In KnKlund.
KroncC umj Jtnly,' along: the gen
era! lines of the Itok competi
tion' In the Vnlted States.
If, tho"plnn succeeds in these
('Oiuittifs'r n' similar, - competition
may be held -In Germany, pro
viding the right jrro'up of Impar
tial- 11-niii-rn cull oe louilll 10 sup
ervlse if: ' Thereupon an intorna.
.vi,wu ..f. meieiiiiuii Ull lllieriia'
lllonaj prize will bo offored to do
iiiiiiqu .111 111c r lariuua iitiuuitai
contests.
- Thrcfl Horrtimo Citlxens
AKI1ANV. Or. lilclinrd Wnrncr
Gehmttni . Krnak ltohweln. tloho-
tnlan by nationality but a native of
itussin, nnd viudcmir Dvorak. Bo-
henilan, received citizenship pa-
pers.
28 YEARS
AGO
Krom l.a Grande Gazette, Jun
uary S. t-89tV The completion o:
the new water works system a?
Astoria was celebrated with pomr
,and ceremony. Tho expense of tie
system was $200,000. -
The' school' board at Pendletor
),,' ma,i tt reduction or nearly 2:
per cent In' the pay or teachers lr
uie public schools.
' , : . i
Arrangements have, been com
ploted . whereby - . .the C'hristtnr
churches or eastern Oregon wii
'hoid.o. romention-in this city, com
mencing tomorrow and contlnuln;
three days and nights of the roi
ac-Rowing week. The coinmitlecs par
-
I'matlllu, Bilker and I'nlon und f
Is expected that a large number o
people will be in attendance.
Ally. Cochran was over frou
' nlon Tuesday,
!'' Mcllully : Is In Wallowa
County on. business.
There were two full moons last
The superstitious hud better pre
pure for un ending of nil things.
In if Sommer nnd hts son .lullni
wore in tho city from Elgin tin
first of the week.
The Lu Ornnde, National bunk ii
presenting1 lis patrons with a nru
little souvenir In the shape of r
note book. The covit Is of imita
tion alligator nnd has the name ot
the bank stamped upon it in gold
On Wedni'sduy, Junuary 1, l.S!t6
Mr. J. I.. Mct'rurry und Miss Mary I
Nush were united In tho holy bond
of matrimony, the ceremony tak
ing plnce nt tho residence of Jus
tico of the I'euce lllukslcc In I'nion.
Income Tax
Tips
Xo.
Korms of filing individual re
turns of income for the year 191'3
art- uvu liable at offices of collec
tor.! ot itern:il revenue and
brunch office. Copier, huvu been
ent to persons who filed return 1
for the u-r 1 22. Kailtiro to re-
... , . .
eeve a form, however, does pot re-
Ueve the taxpayer of his ohllg'i-.
tbl to f:!e his return and puy tho ,
I f
la:, or time.
Persons whoso liel lniomi for
l2 wi-i .lirtv..l hl.riv frmn kiiI.
tu. was dvrtx.d ihien from ul-
ary or wag s und was not In ex-
' of $5.0(M) should use Form
lotuA. Heretofore used fof , re. ,
Kirttng pet Income o' J&.tMili und
ew from whatever jwurce derived,
rm ti.4eA h. 1, 1 r..v.u..t i..
.i. V . . T .
i lie iiiii-r'-sis 01 in iiires. iiam
f tuxpuyers. Ueduvetl from six
puifvs. It consists u( a single slnet.
In which space ts provided for an,
kwck to only tlme nuestions In
relutlon to Income; Salaries, wa
Itec. comuihwioua. etc.; Interest on
bank tleposlts, notes, mortgages,
and corporation bonds; and "other
Income.' VQ Uo reverse side are
Instructions for making out the
return.
Persons, any part of whoi;. in
come lo derived from bttMnes-.,
farming, or profession, nuio of
property or rttnt, though thi
amount is fft.ooo or l-st, hIiouM
use tho larger form. 10-10. Tl-o
use of the 1040 form also in r'imr
ed In all citKes where the n't In
come lu in excess ot $6,01111, re
gard lens of wleth-r from salary,
business, profesiun, or oth r tax- '
able sourceh.
The return, Bworn to by a no
tury or other person authorized ,
to administer an outh, mtisL be
filed with the colb-etor of tnl'Tiial
revenue for the rifntrh t in which 1
the taxpayer lives or Iihh hm prin-
clpal plueo of hiiHiuiiRs. Th filing;
perloi la from Jitintary J to mid
night of M:irch 1ft. liilM. The Uin
may im pnUt in full at Un? lime of 1
filing the rttlurn or In lour i-iual ;
InstullmentH, due- on o;- before !
March 15, Juno 15. Heptemher 15, j
and-December lf. Heavy penaltlcii :
are provded for lailure or "wll- !
ful refusul" to file tho relurn anJ
puy tho tax on time.
. j
OFFICE CAT
TNAOt MARK
BY JUNIUS
Tin-: m;xt tiiivc; thi;
:im,s un, i, in-; iK)i(; is
iil.WI.Vf. THi:iK HDAIr AND
iiNTi; it Dii'i'i:iti; r oi,-
JHS TO .MATCH TlllJH SOX.
If you're troubled with In.soin
ilu why not try working hard till
day long and then golnt; to bed'.'
"ICillienlion is nec.ss:ry to stie
."ss, ohsci-C'l tin ,rUt)r.
"'Hint's Httlit." agree;) the siHirt
oino of (he N'st l4iei-h arc uol
fgo graduates."
t un and un "1" and un "O"
niwl r. "I1"
With r.n "X" at the end spell
"mi."
And un "K" and a " Y" and an "K"
spe:; "j,"
I'ru;,' what In a speller to do?
'hen f an "ti" uml an "1" and
n "O"
And an ''H-K-IV Hpelt Hide,"
t'hei'u'a nothing for a speller tu
di
Hut go commit Iouxeyenig(ied.
NOW WK'Mi Aldi SINt;: "I'M.
M Yorrts t:uij Tin; n)os'i-
i:ilS STAHT LA VIM COCKL:
IIL'HHN.". A man Is old when the world'!!
roodncsn no longer aw;i him and
:ts sadness falls to distress him.
rtmli:r Sen; Hit.
The Inlest populjir soti hit is
"No matter how fu;d a horyy in.
10 never can beat a rug."
i;skay on an-;.v
(I.y thnifiiH)
Ah long as the food ta:;t;; good
and there i:t plenty ol" It. in fron!
3f him; as long us tho buttons are
in and the socks darned: as
ong as he feels cert.dl that other
men want h's wife, Im; havi; no
hancv of getting- her: ivi Ion,' a;
!ie can have three-fourths of the
el and all the covers in the win
ter; as long as he is not bothered
nil long aii his wife docs not. ask
for too much money; an long u:i
he Ih permitted to talk about him-
'f without tnng interrupted;
long as ho Isn't asked to dress up
.iiti go somewhere a man it a
fairly decent animal.
It-it lr any of tjje.se conditions
fail and a man i;s the wildest mi.
Una in all the wort I.
The baity rlephant js Said,
Ills lite Is dull nnd gray.
He cnnn-M snek his tliiim In van si
ll is nose is in (lie way.
.iil!id Army Veteran llimon-il
IIOOIl HlVIOIt. Or. Uculicn I-'
Krasier, past commander of C;ml
post, Grand Army of the Republic
here received from the crunntandei
n-chtef of iho organization of civil
.var veterans a coitimistiion as nide-e-camp
lo the national enmmand
r. Mr. Krasier, who is essdeiated
with his son. W. T. Kriisier. i:i th
Free to Asthma and
Hay Fever Sufferers
Free Trial of Method That Anyone
Can Use Without Discomfort
or Lou ot Time.
We htve ft ntrthod for the control of
tn. and we want you to try it at our
No matter wnctner ynur ca--e .3 m n-r.c
U.nr trmnl rlpvrlnntnrnt. Whether It Oirs-
nt as Chronic Asthma or Hay I-'ot. you
fJiould stnd tor a.lrce Trial ouyinctno.1.
No matter n what climate you live jRo nuttt-r
J.our KC or occupation. you arc
troubled with Antlnoa or H.iyi cvu. our
wthod should irlicvk you prn.t! y. ,
We especially watlt to st-Tjfl it to those
apparently hopeless cites, wrc all forms of'
Inhalers, douches, opiufc prciration. t'umes.
"patent smokrs." etc., ,Jiaitoxl. ew311t
fhQW werymie at 0rcXprn-. tit our
method lsd7igrcd toend all ditricult brrath-
Inn, all wbecting. and all those terrible ;
wTOSoUtl1Pt.tt.e.het .
single day. Write now and brjjin the met liod ;
at once. Send no money. Simply mail coupon ,
ow- - Today-you evca do not pay
rotate.
t
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Niagara and Hudson St-k. Budalo, N. Y.
Send free (rial of your method to:
OUR
CLEARANCE
SALE ;;
The first four days
Sale have been
Many people have
ical reductions. Have ou obtained your
share? I:
and take
idvantaye
portunityj
EVERY ARTICLE IN THE STORE
REDUCED
grocery business here, is one of the
most active members of the local
post.
One Trade Mishap Fatal
SALEM. (AP). There was one
fatality in Oregon clue to indus
trial accidents during the week
ending January 3. uccordlng to
a report prepared by the state in
dustrial accident commission to
day. A total of 380 accidents were
reported. Of these 316 were sub
ject to benefits under the work
men's com pcnsution act. G 4 wore
from firms and corporations that
have rejected the provisions of
tho compensation luw, and one
was from a public utility corpor
ation not entitled to state bene
fits. - '
l'oppy Cultivation in China !
More Extensive Thau Ever
1'EKINO (AP). The extent to
which the poppy, tor the manu
fact ire of opium, is being culti
vated in the province of Kansu
is illustrated by the experience of
t ravel 1 e rs who t ry to hi ro en rt a,
Uie only modi! of travel in some
portions of- .theiprovince. .
Owing to the fact that prac
tically all carters were engaged in
transportation of opium, the price
leinanded per day for a cart
varied from one tael (about SO
rents) if the carter was permitted
!o carry opium at the same time,
o $1s Chinese currency (appro k
'mately $24 if objection were
raised lo this arrangement.
In ninny towns it was said
practically all of the inhabiting
have reverted to the use of the
Im:, and the cultivation of 'the
noppy Ih carried on more inten
sively than ever before.
Japan Concentrates on Short-
Wave Wireless Transmission
TOKIO (AP). Japan is doing
much to improve her short wave
-vtreless communication but thus
far nothing to make coir munica
Mon with the outside world quick
er. The Kunabashl naval station
Inst outside Toklo is being mod
ernized and new short wave sta
tions ere being erected In Chibu
ind NHmta but these tire large,
'y for communicating wit h ships
nnd between different purls of
l:M.:m.'
The syndicate, headed by Vli
ount Shlbusawa. which proposed
erection of a trans-Pacific sta
tion, wes somewhat em bar rased
Cold Type
Warm
In expressing to
friends thahope
Happiest Holiday
ever enjoyedlwe a
cold type beoaus
way to reach all.
But we wish we might walk up to each
and every one of you, take your hand,
look you in the eye and say right to
your face , ;
- "HAPPY NEW YEAR" .......
7,
1 !
If
of this remarkable-..
exceedingly
profitV these rad-r
not, maWMonday your day
of this wondertiu op-
by the disaster but is understood
to bo inclined to go on Willi Its
project if suitable arrungotaenls
can be made with tho govern
inent for a, subsidy.
CHIEF WHIIUAYltfD
KIIEIMATI:
WhirtwindJ Kidney yftnd Itlieu-
matic 1 aqieis ai'X highly rvc-
ominendef) foi yTill forms of
ItlieumatlHiti, yToul. Lumbago,
Keiatic, llei'ufi-s.sness , and too
frequent ujfn;it.lon.
Take one tablet , each night.
Sold on inpney-baek guaran
tee by every 'Drug Store in La
iOp'adjilOier box. rj
When the fever in high and
the doctor prescribes an Ice
' Ctipi make it a Goodrich.
There ore other Goodrich
Sundries you'll need for those
illness emergencies. Be pre
pared. Let us show you our
complete line of ,
Goodrich
RUBBER. SUNK
Red Cross Drug
Store :
S
patrons and
may be the
eason vou have
compelled to uSs
is no other
WES
shine
arts
our
that this
e there
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