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Monday, Srpj-pmhpv , 102H
THE LA GRANDE EVENING OF.SEHVER
PAGE SEVEN
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE
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proniptly done by Mrs. E. C. Tuck-1
oy, 1808 Second St 0-27-tf j
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mil SAIH IS2S Mtixwcll IlKliI ilc
livocy lit Al contlltlon. A bnrjTnln.
TiliMli-o HMS .li't'l'.'i-Hon uwnlh'.
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l.ova linn to lin Mind, ir lm could
boo, Uv'tl mv-r 'do (iny liuNini-.tH.
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Instead of t uning dT her nor
to spill he i- race llu modem wo
maii mien rut-, oil' her hair to
jhIi her relatives.
Consider the way of tho green
CUCIimhc', WhlPh never does li.s t,(..st
fll'titing lilt after it's down.
Tim ollu r d:iy wti ran across a
prayerful porno hi u contemp
which wus cnlitlcd, "Lord, .lukn
.Mr il .Mini." Sounds us if it mirht
have been written hy a discnur
! HKVtl spinster, doesn't It?
Sclcnllst Roys the fewer garments
people wear the longer (hey will live,
If Unit is true it will lie necessary 1o
fcllOOI. HOIlie of tliOSO flappers oil
Judgment Jny.
There Is a growing dtsoonlont
among women. Jt h, said that Iho
approaching cold weather Ih
pulling a stop to tho ''hack lo na
lure" movement in Hollies.
f When a village hoy rocs to the
oily and makes good, the pride of tiie
home folks Is equalled only hy their
Hiiriirl.sc.
l-(M: f-.I.i:--ltnrt:nfn. ('hvlr-.nil trap.
tor nml plow in ft oul fit : ll;;1iilnr; J
Hysiem, like iii'W. Impilre I ft I o J
Atliiius. lo-:t-iut I
lY)!i SAIi:- Lot on Klrst SUIieUveen
Spring iiiul lenn. Must front ,fil
hy U0. I'hone mifi-.l. lo-i'-r.tp
l''OR FA1.K nierlrio wnshhnr nia
rhine in Hpleiuli romliiion. I'hone
4T.S-J. 10-I-tf
llon ihle Accideni I
Thern was u tlrunimer who was so
thin
Ho wouldn't- go: home tilono,
"ur fetal some Kxe.it hi hungry dog
.il Urn 1 la::e mm for a hone,
fOno day when hi! w.ia walkliiR out
And pot till out of hronth.
Jin fell through a hole in iho seat of
liis nanf fjfj
'And fhokfd himself to dcatli.
Misery loyeu company, hut not Iho
kind tlitit wants to do all the talking.
Kriiator Kintt- of I'tali Is thp
father of twins. It's iin; to Iki
h;,i'flei' now foi- liini (o hear tlic
io'i:e of tlio people.
In the old days, when men chewed
tohacco u Kill didn't kiss a man un
lesii she really loved him passionately,
MOIlKOVKIt, AN AriTiK A
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Tlic Oltl Tub.
"I've pomo to fix that old tub In
Ihp kitchen."
'Oh. inmna! There's the doclor to
Kfte the cool;!"
you can't in-: nonr fast
AND WTMADTAST.
fJrand litiw.
The couple were married and trav
eled to Wallmva l.ako for their honey
moon. Ak ftoon as they arrived they
took boat out upon i ho lake.
The following ninrnhiK the bride's
mot Iht not a postcard, which read.
"Arrived safely. Grand row before
supper."
"My," she muttered, "T didn't
thins they'd bpffin rmnrrHins so
soon."
No tran pan serve two mnslerR
no why he a bigamist?
An old hotfy is a man who be
lieves he know.s belter than sonic
old lnnid wtlf'fre worker how to
raise his own children.
. 1 eeon Hor-s wa j? look i or very
Klum. You see, be prayed to Ihe I.ord
to dHivei' him from temptation wln-n
lie wont to the city, and th
THEATRES
i ! tliar with 'ho
J Illations.
humor of the l.alin
Sherry's to Show
"Orphans of the
Storm," Today
And Tomorrow.
!Jane Novak in
"Divorce" at
Star -Today
And Thursday.
The most remarkable motion pic
ture succi sh of tho year Is I). Y.
Griffith's dramatic epl "Orphans
of the Storm," an elaboration of the
famous old play, "The Two Or
phans."
I'or nearly half a century "The
Two Orphans" has been,, equally pop
ular In Ktirope and America, follow
ing lis loiir,' Iniiial runs In Paris
and ni tho old Vnion Square Thea
tre In N"w York. In a sense it Is
t ho most popular of all stae love
atorles. Hero in America It was
identified for thirty years with the
namr- -off-. .'lvittc;J.U axiom r-Yth o -.-played
Louise Girard, the hlind herione.
KOn RAI.K-Two lots, nicHy loeat
4'd. c(rner Hprinw and Alder.
riinnc :t,-n. y-:!i-t
I-'OU RATn Hods, dressers, buffets,
chifroniern. sptint's. ranges, daven
ports, library tallies, 22 Special
rlflo, a - one-ton Truck, cheap for
quick cale. IIoiiRhton's, opposite
Thorn's Grocery. 9-11-tf
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS I
have taken the nKency for Under
wood Rebuilt Typewriters, which
are late models, and as good as
new at about half Ih price of
new. Call and see them. K. C.
Tuckev, 1808 Second St. 8-25-lni
FOR KKNT
KOII KKNT Three JIkIH houseke'p
inir rooms. Call lUU-M. lti-6-.1l
"Divorce" Is (lie name of Ihe mo
tion plclurc belnff shown at the Slar
Theatre, today and Tuesday and sH
ioni has a topic "of such wide-spread
been treated so powerfully on the
screen.
ter lienneit and n-leas-d by the Film I
Hooking Office! with Jane Novak in
the leadim; role. Miss Novak here
tofore has bei-n chii fly associated
with out-door purls, in dramas en
acted In the open spne.i; of the
Nort h and Vi st . " 1 i voree" Is
society drama of exceptional pow
in which the producer deals crush-
blows to the, uvil of domesilo
discord and shows how by applying
the principals or human understand
hiL' and love all need for divorce
i would be obliterated.
FOR RENT Unlit housekeeping
rooms, unfurnished. Willi Raraire.
Inquire 707 Fourth- St. l-S-4lp
OR RENT--10-room modern hous
$:(0.00 month. Inquire Observer
9-:'y-tf
FOR ri-:nt IMano.
I'hone Main 4n.l
y-i2-tfi
. It Pushes '
Through!, .
Union Non-Detonating.
WAN1KD
AVRITER SCORED
Mr. Griffith took this
play and built around It
picture wil h grandiose
background, and at an expense rr
er than the cost of all the curn-ni
statje plays In New York Combined.
Ratrons of Ihe Sherry Theatre, at
which this (;niied Artisls Corporatk-n
rHeas will he shown will find all of
the tfri'at '-Two Orphans" siory that
used to Interest their fathers and
mot hers, but also a very rreat ib-al
ni ore. The st o ry is no w set amid
ho turbulent events of Ihe revolu
tion In I'Tance t hat marked the
down fall of Hu llourbon monarchy
Fortunately, Mr. Griffith hud two
wonderful French typos at hand tor
tho embodiment of Henilelte and
Louise Girard. I he t wo heroines.
These are i he Misses Lillian and
Poroihy Gish.
One of Ihe best cas's of recer.l
years enacts the famous siory. in
cluding Joseph Schildkraul. th" cele
brated Roumanian actor, so; net 1 rm a
called the handsomest lea dim? man
of Kurope,, who has tho romantic
role nf Chevalier do Vaudrey.
For those unfamiliar wiih the
j;taKi story: llenrietle and Louis
an liltle Norman wayfarers in Parts.
,ord did. I Tho former is abducted by a rich no
bl. while Ihe latter falls into a den
jof tlicish beggars who pnd her o:i
Jijfj KJl lutl- tremenrlous interest sprijijs from the
effort of the sundered orphans to be
reunited and the iove of Ihe Cheva
lier for Jlenrielte from whom he is
separated by an almost tmpnssahlo
Mlf of bir.th and class dist inctions.
Jn Mr. Griffith's story these adven
tures an carried rijjht into the revo
lution. We sic Ilenriette and the
'hevaller as puppets of fate in t he
Keijinn of Terror, from which the
KiKant ic I ;inton st rives to e.l ticaic
them. The climax is one nf the most
t h rilling ever staged not except int;
Mr. Griffith's ice jam rescue in "Way
1 town Fast" or t he ride of the Ku
Klux Klan in "The Hiri h of a Na
tion.' 11. sides the thrills and th"
spectacular features, there are plenty
o" laoflis. I'riigiittm I::le as Pi'ard
and Lucille La Verne as La t-Vo-chard
furnish I he comedy, which is
specially Interest in j? to t hose
r.,.i..i.i-n,-,l ' John Rowers is seen ns the has
a motion jband and a rugged and captivating
historical personality he is. In the seems In
it. whtcii n! is inscnargeu irum him inn"
position hy bin rat lier-m-iaw v.i im
bi'hi'st of his wife who is trying cbs
ivratelv to save him from I he fasl
friends who are preying upon him
Rowers docs quite tho mcst impres
sive acting of his recent career.
Other of note in the' cast arc
JaiiK s Corrigan, Kdyt he 'hapmati.
Marg.iret Livingston, Freeman Wood
George Fisher, Philippe de Lacy and
others. The siory was written by
Andrew liennison.
A one reel scenic film made in
Oregon by Ihe Klser Studio of Port
land is also on the program.
I .OS A NG K I . I-:S, Cal i f. ( A P )
Taneing was "demoralizing our
young people" even be To re ihe Civil
War. according to nl least one critic
nf American manners in I he year
a copy of v. hos; volume of
reittinlscenceH growing out of a visit
tij- Ihe Fnited Slates has been
brought to light in Los Angeles sec
ondhand bookstore.
t This ante-beii'ini writer, who iden
tifies herself OO t he til le page US
Mrs. 1 nmcan. an Kivrlish woman
says: "this hugging r.nd wldrMng
w li h shut eyi s bi-eiiu:;-' of diz:-.iness.
and panting and fatting on each
ot her's shoulders, confounds people
of sedate and iranuiiil manners."
Not only American dancing, but
the popular American Junes of ls.'
excited Mrs. Duncan's Indignation,
for, "bcinif interested in their music
al powers, 1 gathered collect inn of
thidr poiiuhir r.lrs. and felt indig
nant lit Uh- inerrable nonsense nf ;
tin- words which are in nearly every !
case attached to ihem."
Hibo-I Cross Js I'laccd.
CHICAGO (AP The world's high
est cross, einblema I ic of tho Christian
faith, Sunday l was placed atop t he
-pire of the new' Chicago templet of
the Methodist Fpiscopal First church,
its crest is f fi r, feet above Ihe street.
The erosH ilHClf b: 1 feet 111 heighi.
OI,ii-uon (Vitically III.
PAN ANTfiXlf i, Tex. (A P) Pres
ident ibri Kou. wiio has bei n ill for
:-eviriil days, has suffered a collapse
and grown weaker, follow iag which
a rpnsi'liallon of physicians took place
at the I h:-.pi'.Uepe cnsi le. A.s a re
sult, of recent complications, the (ires.
at is sit Id to be critically 111, c-
cnrding to flly of Mexico pre.is dis
patches.
i;i:ai the wast ads.
A Remarkable Record.
Chain berla ill's Cough Remedy lins
a remarkable n curd. It baa been in
for cnldM, croup and wboopiUR
cough for almost half a century and
has constant ly i.rown in favor and
popularity as its good qualities be-
came belter knoun. It is the slan-
trd and main reliance for these di-
S'-asi s in thousands of homes. The
facts that it can always be depemlfd
upon and Is s.ife and peasant ' W
take are greatly In Its favor w Ih-h
f:un-1 it Is wnrited for children. Adv.
WANTED Woman for general housi
work, isos Firs: street. Phom
r.ft-R. . lu-u-tr
WANTED A good ateady genii
manly salesman to handJe a Ward's
wagon Jn Fnlon county. No cxper
ietice. needed. For full particulars
write promptly., to Dr. Wanl'rf Med
ical Company, WinonaJ ' Minfieaota.
EstabllMheil lSfti. lll-li-lt.
WANTKD-server.
-Clean cotton ragu ut i)v
9-liO-tf
WANTED Your used Furniture, if
you are buying or selling Furni
ture see Houghton's. 1 Opposite
Thorns Grocery. 8-7-t-
FOUND
LOST Rrown Hulcai. with O. A. C.
sticker, near Island City. Finder
return to Observer. I Imvard.
10-n-4tp
M1SCKLLANKOUS
HEMSTITCHING and" Picot Edge.
also Corsetiere for Harcley Corset.
SAGE TEA DANDY
TO DARKEN HAIR
Grandmother's Recipe to
Bring Back Color and
Lustre to Hair
You can turn Rray, faded hair beau
tifully dark and lustrous almont over
nicjit'ii you'll get a bottle of "Wyeth's
Sane and Sulphur Compound" lit any
drnif store. Millions of bottles of this
old famous Sane Tea Kccipc, improved
by the addition of other ingredients,
are sold annually, tay well-known drug
picts here, because it darkens the hair
so naturally ami evenly that no one can
tell it has been applied.
Those whose hair is turning gray or
becoming faded have a surprise await
ing them, because after one or two ap
plications the gray hair vanishes and
your locks become luxuriantly dark and
beautiful.
This is the age of youth. Gray
haired, unattrartive foik; aren't wanted
around, so get busy with Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound to-night and
you'll be d lighted with your dark,
handsome hair and your youthful ap
pprancc within a few days.
I
Gasolines explode in two ways. One kind explodes
with an instantaneous crash detonates.
It deals a sledge hammer blow upon the piston head,
depending upon the single impulse for the complete stroke.
Because of its tendency to explode prematurely, it
limits compression. It often causes "knocking" which,
you notice on the hills. '
The quick, crashing blows, repeated, increase vibra
tion, increasing wear and tear.
Steady, Sustained Power
'ffl
The other kind of explosion the kind that Union
Gasoline delivers is progressive and prolonged. For
Union is non-detonating gasoline.
The piston receives a strong, steady, sustained thrust
throu&liout the entire stroke. It pushes through.
Higher compression i3 permitted, because compression
is limited by the tendency of a gasoline to detonate, as all
authorities know.
Thus increased power and efficiency result.
Note the uLift" on Hills '
You'll find a new "lift" on hills with no "knocking."
The car is being pulled up by strong, sustained impulses.
There's new speed on the level, too, and more rur.li in
the getaway.
Increased fuel economy follows this increased all-'round
efficiency.
And the decreased vibration saves much wear and tear.
These are features to look for when you U3e Union Non
Detonating Gasoline.
Union Gasoline i3 the product of progressive refining
methods. The latest methods for its improvement are
constantly searched for by able chemists and engineers,
equipped with every accepted facility for studying refin
ing processes.
Ask or touring road maps of any Union Service Station,
Union Oil Company
of California u
Union Gasoline
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
Things of Importance
NVm. Aft 'r M'ntem'o, Declare Hi
linnx-cnce
SALT LAKE AP) -Aflor pleading
guilty and helm," sentenced bv .Judge
Morris L. Ritchie In the Third dis
trlc court Sat unlay, .lamer I 'arker.
colored, told the court I hat he did
Hot steal lit property he was accused
of taking, but t'lc.t he could not prove
otherwise, i.n he w;if commit'' d to
prison.
:" UTILE. E5ETTV JANE
' HAS TO TAKE HEfi
&ATH JVST THE 5AM2
AC THE BIG PEOf-x-E )
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DC - THAT '6 T,-.
Iihli- te,! Man Arrc-tcd.
SAX FKANC1SVO f A 1M Sidney V.
Alwc.q, indicted In Houston. Teas. by
a federal grand hiry on a charge of
using the m;ll: to defraud In connec
tion w til the f-.nl" or oil stock, wan ar
retted here Sund 'V aud held in de
fault of $;:.imi bail. Atwr. according
1o aiTtillnc officer-, declared hp Imd
been '(lie fall riij" for tho oil enm-
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IR.DUFF wishes TO
SPEAK TO VOL) ON THE
MAP,- 't
phone,
X-
f T 6lL HIM I
j CAN'T COME
KI0HI NOW,
LE.NA j
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mam,
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YOUR DADDY HAS A
KABlT OF ALWAYS CAuLinG
UP AT THE wrong Time -
WE CAN'T DE BOTHERED
C, right now can we deity?
OF COURSE NOT
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MR UUFF S.AV5 IT
N(, VERY IMPORTANT
TE I L HIM I'll CAU V
HlM'l Al t K T tl L HIM
I'M liH'ING f'-ETTV JANE
HER F,aih? .r
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