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THE LA GRANDE) EVENING OBSERVER
Saturday, July 7, 192S.
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Editorials From
Over the Nation
Sound Farm Credits
Government-financed credit hanks for farmers have boon
looked upon with askance by old-fashioned bankers who feared
the fundamental principle of sound finance would be endangered.
These fears were stimulated by arguments put forward by num
erous agrarian senators and representatives in pressing for easier
credit conditions for the agricultural population. They appeared
less concerned about the wisdom and safety of loans demanded
by producers of foodstuffs than about providing them with money.
This was the basis of much of the opposition to farmers' relief
legislation enacted by the last congress. It seems, though, that
business principles are to govern administration of the new credit
banks .which is the best for farmers.
Chaii-mun Lobdell of the federal farm loan board, which will
administer the intermediate credit banks, about ready for busi
ness, says that "it is the ambition of those charged with the ad
ministration of the new law to render maximum service, but ele
mental safety must be the first consideration." This is as it
should be. Were unwarranted risks taken on the theory that they
may be justified by the intent of congress to afford credit where
it could not reasonably bo demanded of private bankers, the end
of the new system would be in sight. The credit banks are not
designed to make loans to those not deserving of them but to those
whose legitimate requirements cannot reasonably be met by priv
ate banks out of their ordinary resources.
This new credit system is in the nature of an experiment. The
managers will of necessity feel their way carefully for a time,
which may result in disappointments to some prospective borrow
ers. Hut it is essential that it be substantially founded if it is to
be successful. Hence it is serving the interest of fanners in the
highest degree to make the beinnings on a basis of assured safety.
High Cost of "Probing"
HOT UI'ATHI.lt ItAIMNIIKN.
May-plm. tf rniltshOH Hhoiilil lio of
tint luiiK-rooH'd varintli'S. Thn round
i-firtv tnn will now he In licurinK it ml
iiH I hey inviii-liihly grow pit hy si ml
wroiijr iliirhK warm w-nllu-r fl Ih iiol
iulvlKihli1 1 41 plant them for Juno ina
i nrlt'. l-'or tlu .Juno. rudiHtjoH from
.May howIukh tlio Iclrh has Iw-coint-the
nmnl popular vnrMy from It In
troduction,
It Ih pure while In color, torn; root-1
ftl. larly mat urins and i-i-talnx Hh
f'hii' ci'inp anallly until (ho root Ih ol
lui'Ko Hi.t: It inal.cN comparal ivoly
small Ifiif growth for its typo and
may he planted morn elosnly than
otln-r vurli'licN of thu lontr-rootrd rad-
iKh.
Vho lontf warlot typtsi aro aluo ox
llcnt for the homo jrurdon for a
fsurrc.sKor to ilw nmalt or lin-akfaHt
radinli, Afl the seanon advam-OM (ho
ruiiunier i-iidlslics should bo J.ut in, to
ward the hint ul .May holiitf an excel
hut limn to plant them. The Im
proved Chartler and Jonff whilo Vien
na urn popular types or Hummer rail-
is h.
As 1 1 ho seamin ailvaneeH, the tvn
of radishes which may he ki'owii hiip
eeHlully Ini-reaHo in hI.o, ihemi wo
(irowlntf to larger wizo than Uioho pre-
loiiNly nnmed and retain Inir Iheir,
'inalily to ood izi.
Following ill" .May and Hummer
ruiliHhcH tho wlnler railfshes which ,
make id rootH and may he dutr ami i
Ktored lor winter use Hluiuld bu plant
ed, 1 he JapaneMe winter radish, Nalt
urajiina, rowii to Immense
The later radishes need much the
Kami, culture; aa the earlier varlelii".
A. hot dry spell should he conteraoled
uy ireinient hi rr iiir of the soil .-md
wnier 11 the drought Is lonur coutinn.
ed.
In order to ho sum of a HiiccoKHion.
the ionK rootliiK and early round rad
ishes Honld ho sown HimultanoouHly.
OFFICE CAT
THUC mAMlt
BY JUNIUS
lorficn boy, with a pnao ill mind.
'A lllllo Hit (loia ii I.OIIK Way."
Isnlil Ihi' Hwilrr n lie fell off thp
eiirr.
i no troiiiiio with moat "alar" snlca-
nten Ik they mIiIiio too imn-li at niKhl
The lilonl Innil la whero money
taken iia IniiK to upenil lu In earn.
I
So few men leave footnrlnls on the I
sands of time because most of them
nro always busy covering up their
trucks,
Isn't there n close season for hus
hamls? .Suwannee, Flu., (.'itir.en.
(Sure sointi liusbamls are "close"
nil the year round).
Higher (lamhlinK.
Magistrate tjeclures New York
women gamble too much. Tliat's
vie;ht: some of them have been mar
ried three or four times.
A fnl her never (tela osoMed when
he discovers one or' Ms children nilss-
Inf.', Inn ho does when ho fhulH IiIh
collar- linltoii Kone.
'I'h
During the last nine years congress has appropriated about
$2,700,000 for inquiries and investigations of various kinds and
another year is likely to swell the total to $3,000,000,
enough some of these expensive inquiries were conducted in order
frt olinur iiw avff'iii.ui'iinrn in nffioinl nilnldpl'u Oillpru rloluprl ililn Hufler
.. ., . ' - , . , . ..,, ,,, ,i p ,.i: il,,,;,.!!!1 isn,t "'ways that the eenerul pub-
i-iic jiiuLiiuitn tu iiji iitiniiiun wini uik uojvi "i ijiiuiii on-n mc Knows when to lauh. There are
Wastefulness. " few things however, which it has
been trained, throuo-h irouonitirn nf-
Some of the investififatitma were part of the aftermath of thctu Kionition, are iiuiestiuctibiy
World war, and as .such were doubtless necessary. The conKres- Li1" , n As'snTnitl,, '
HUMORIST.S VKSTEI) RIGHTS
Ixs Anpreles Times: J. W- Arnold,
a KovnrniiKJiit export making a frost
survey in the citrus bolt, Ki'uvely in-
lormei the Kiwan s c ub of Jied-
liimls that in nine cases out of ten
the weather man's prophecies came
true.
Of course evervbodv laughed. Then
Mr. Arnold did the mean thintr. lie
went ahead and proved his assertion.
Jiavcn t humorists of the pen, the
crayon and the staire anv estab
lished riu-hts in this country? Is Un
cle Sam tfoiritf to come alon at this
late day and take the bread cut of
the mouths of the comedv duo that
never yet has failed to get a hand
and a lauKh by taking a crack at
the weather man ? Is the hard-
pressed cartoonist, who already has
yanked off !HMf per cent of his hair
in the struggle for new ideas, to be
robbed ol the one sure shot in his
locker, which he learned ut his
grandfather's knee was the very
platinum cf humor, guaranteed never
to rust or wear? And lo! the poor
Ironically l),l,aKi'phcr has this ruthless Ar-
noitt person no tnougnt ot nun ;
mit it isn t only they who will If the vamp wishes to test her
It is the general public; V or , powers, let hor marry a man and
linbrollas.
I'll slilK or bust!
II can't bo helped,.
If but to s.iy
Juki why I yolpt.
other day
Whop. I went - forth
My Idle to eat
.My llUlhl'el . hiins
IJeiiealh my coat,
Hill no neat!
Tt did not rain
When I came out
Ho I did leave
The uinbrel HkM
Whom it did haiiK.
Mut I 'lid kiU-vo
When I returned
To find it tfono.
I hope tin1 man
Who look l ho tent
Will brim; It hark
And hantf It up
On the mime hook
From which hn took
The d.irned old thlnff,
And if he doc
All will b(t well.
Therc'8 one thin about having a
bar reputation," says Ames Tash. "It
Un't the original cost, it's the upkeep."
If you have an accident policy and
get hurt, tlmt isn't an accident, It's
u miracle.
And very likely some archaeolo
gist in 4ili will dig up a Washing
ton bootlegger's list and think it a
copy of Who's Who.
It's a question as to which season I
works tiie greatest hardship on thej
court house habitues- In winter they I
are compelled to seek refuge in the)
warm halls and in summer the sun;
fiirvnu Ihmri 1 1 uoolr ha ulifidn 1111
Ithe east side of the building, thus!
causing them much exertion out of,
keeping with their only profession, i
The otice grouch loves argument so
well that lie deliberately i-ata things
thai don't agree with him.
Still, there has to be a groom boforo
tho bride can get in th,. roiouravurc
section.
No one has any respect for a rank
mid dellberalo H.ir not even other
Mars care much for Mm.
Perhaps one reason why Edison is
still so active is that lie confined i
himself to light work.
Correct this sentence: "Thank you,
no; I can't touch the stuff now that
I'm a congressman."
WALKING
naturally
easily
gracefully ' N
How tired are you at the end of the
day. If every evening finds you ex
hausted the trouble in most instances
lies in poorly fitted shoes-
Changing shoes two or three times a
day in warm weather is a relief.
Bring us your foot troubles probably
we can help you acquire the natural,
easy, graceful walk.
A beautiful thoufrht! It isn't what
you want that hurts it's the fact
that you can't get it.
Or Somebody Klse.
Efforts are beincr made to discon
tinue the roller tcwel, but that can't
interfere with the printer's inalien
able right to wipe his hands on his
trousers.
A La Grande man has discovered.
"The hen is the only livinjr thing
that can produce dividends by sit
ting still."
Hull?
fine way lo nltruot a coninillleo of inrr down hill.
mines lo your ouic-h is ni-Klert your
rt-Riilar niorniiiK aJinvo.
The motor knocks worse while e-o-
linpr up hill j but the worse knockers
"'"""h ,i i, .lie Ulli.c fVIIW MIC KJ-
Mnu may lie (lip head of Ilin linuse.
holt! mid yo may )m, nuiviv n iiiork.
lll'IKl.
Variety Is llifi spico of life. When
I hn coal incii lire through Willi us. Hie
lea liH'ii soak us.
sionnl examination of war expenditures cost the country $150,0(10
hut it elicited a mas of information and warnings of "how not to
do it" that may prove useful in some other emergency, should it
ever occur
pects that he is about to be men
tinned the general public sets its face
I for a grin iiud takes n deep breath
I for a guffaw.
One long-drawn-out inquiry, which, however, cost I .f'rZ
only $14,000, was in connection with the late Senator Watson's; take so much laughter out of the
nccusations of wholesale hanjrinffs without trials of American sol
diers in the World war. The report showed there was no founda
tion for the charges, hut it was a good thing to have the question
settled conclusively.
lives of fathers and mothers, old men
and maidens, young men and chil
dren ?
(JAM l:.S I'OK SI HNOUM U.S.
In rcci-iil yrars oin- ihi1i-s an In-
i .r ..rr:..:..i : i:...i: ,.r ..ll i :.. ii.: I' " n"--"-i n, iiif ainiii wun me
llie prevalence Ol Ulliciai llivcnuxilliuim " mui liniliMillsli niln.l. Whi'llmr IhlH rnlhll-
country has given a new meaning to the word "proh," that fav- "l""ln lluo ' ir'iioniierunc or
, . . , , ... ,. .. sm-li InilhliliialH or muro Inli'iisn fcr-
orite of the headline writers who have to contend with the limita- UOP u. ,,,., r , .,,,, sls is ,L
tions of space. Pessimists will saV that the number of investiga-!'l"'''',li,", Mli. ii y,u can answer for
"... . ,. . , . re i iiiii-mi'II . Tim tact riiniilns that on
tions constantly m progress indicate a rotten state or affairs, v,.ry i,,,,,,, . ,,, ,. ,... nr
while ontimists will reply that they show how vigilant we are as k"'1 '"' ' lassifMnt; and indcxim,- the
' . , . . , , i . i i Mnli'llliii iii'is ol we, the people, lo ile-
n people m seeking out crookedness and inefficiency and bringing i,.rnii,i,- if , ,,pP,.r nra are over-
ituwiIi'iI or lo lei.
'I'lie resiill ol' this turmoil Is a ftnd
Iiik hy most selentlsts thai a blu per-
eninf;e nl our population fs sulinor-
tliem forth into tho light of day.
The Canadian Census
That Canada, as well as the United States, has need of a melt-
iiift pot is manifested by an analysis which has just boon puli-jnicd
lished of the census figures lor 1921.
being a homogeneous people. Only slightly more than half of thehen?
j i... t... m..i.i .1.... I I ., 1. .!!., A ,..,'.,;""" l'"l"""r prartle
lilt iNCW w Ol III LllllL nun ll ihmiiv;viii-wu.t jiuiiii.i'ii. riiii:in.ii stance, rules should I
neighbors to the south are made up of whites, Indians and negroes, Wmi-i,, or prizes ami i
... , .. i'd l"r a splendid Kai
lino mixtures m me iiicra.
' The nations of Europe also have the same problem.
then try to hold lilm.
An nliUllmer Is one who can r
nieinlier when It. was Kood manners
to ask your quests to excuse the IlKht
when you look it out of the room.
The reason Ideas pet Into some
heads slowly Is heeause they liavo lo
weiljre themselves hi between preiu-dices.
Talk about, cbnnu'lnff (lines, It's n
long way rrom a iiraiiil ralher's clock
lo a Kranilson's wrist watidi.
Two or three roses toft mysteriously
nil anvniDiislv on an office girl's desk
can create as much comment and spe
culation as the iltseoxery of a bomb
111 llie office waste hiiski-t, grills the
"It's a grate state," said the nut
meg, as it was reduced to powdered
form.
Life is just n slow business of los
ing the appetitie.s you were born
with.
The only ship that conies to a man
who sits down and waits is a receivership.
Many a happy home has been
bt-okeii up by an idle roomer.
A fresh air crank turns III health
into wealth.
says she's never been kissed befcre,
remember, "Beauty lies in the eyes
of the beholder."
The man who appears dazed while
you flatter him is merely trying to
think of an excuse to use when you
ask for the loan.
The reason you should not hit a
man when he is down is because
some day he's going to get up.
One thing is certain. It does not
require brains to drive an aula rap
idly. lAjiy. booh can step on the accelerator.
A girl is a frail craft on the sea
of life. The older she gets the craf
tier she becomes.
nigging for mummies must be n
delightful profession. You don't
have to begin at the bottom.
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Early to bed and early to rise
a motto now used by flies.
Would the weather he any better
if they fired nil the government
forecasters ?
"Now that photographs can he
sent by radio, the people who .think
the camera does not do them jus
tice will have a new alibi. Thev can
blame it on static."
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Send in your orders for
special arrangea ice breams
and Wafers for Sunday
We can arrange some very . ,
attractive designs with the I
best Ice Cream in La Grande
fh-Hnh!
When the sweetest girl you know
The Palace
inal. I hey are adults In years, hut
children In lulelllKeiiee. What are!
the scientists iIoIiik about It? Noth-i
IllK. A vast amount of energy Is he- i
. llig cvpcnilcil to devise amusements
I tor ehllilren, but have these scientists
to ill-vise any nmuHcincitttt lor
The Canadians are far from ""I .V'V""''!'.'.,"1' , lov"1,1" sub nor-
mmii--. mi in utniin io do ll
WVII, Hid not come tonluhl
inhabitants of the dominion are of r.ritish stock; 28 per cent aro;;;'';'"';';;' "'"!"'" "!"'', '"''"
of French origin, and other Kuropoan races mako up the greater j mum me i reel it i mv ,iui, m make
part of the .vmuimler. " a r,,
bo lar as mat goes, nowever, mere is not a single iiauini in " " eouiu ne nascu on
iw.-i ,iitiuiir prunices. .-or in
rules sliould be inaite and a
forfeits ho rlevis.
fan nlitlvd (let
ting utr Street Cars It.iekwanls. Aun
Tn snnm ,,H'1' ,,,,lv tiood same fur siilinoi jea's
Wcllll.t be ej,ll..l l!l, I , .1.,
of the I5alkan countries it appeal's almost impossible to bring tlui:.ii:e or i:ic:it,.,i iMatiorms. The vie
jarring races into harmony. Kven in western Europe, in so small j;!:";;" ';;';J
a country as Belgium, there is conflict lietween various racial ele-MamcH to be considered: ii,iaui ;
menls. The Flemings, speaking a language akin to Dutch andj; ,',
the French-speaking Walloons, for example, are at odds at this narrow romnrv Komis.' iionuiui
very tim eas to the language which shall lo used in some of tho ' i"
Universities. 'scales. I am suit that these miKi;.h
. tions will open a broad avenue o-"
So far as it is reflected in harmony among the dilferent races thought i n,is d.r.ciion and iin.t u
I'enresenled in the American people the melting pot appears to m " niy a mutter oi a tvw months
, ' , , ,, . ., ,. . , ,,, , , ""'11 our niillons or I'lin-lovine sub-
hnve worked as well in the imited States as unj where. m..rai win i. piavmu meniiv and
' busily all shout in. 1 can hnrcllv wait,
I" heir their childish laughter, ring.'
U'lion n niiin nilillit lip is ll find lli lllllplv lllnkpc Illn nliiniim '''h ''"iir above the moo of
1 Ihe rountry cow
SUNDAY AND MONDAY
unnmmous.
cow and the roar or tin-
Many a man who starts n running account has a hard rare be
fore he overtakes it.
Allt I'll. I, I II W I I'll It.MllO.
ll'v the Associated Tress)
NAl'KV. lleriiumy, ,Iulv 7. CJer
Illlln wireless leleuriiolie ri,.Bl.,l hi
'" ! worils abroail In one day recently,
, . , ,. , ,. , , , ,. surpasslnir all previous records. 35..'
Many n wife does not believe half her husband tells her, and! 1 wni em to th,. i i sim..
atone, while most of ihe remainder
was sent lo Spain, Italy. I;usiti ami I
;l:i:pt. The bulk or the traffic was
handled hero and at the Cilweisen
Luropas "Sick Man" must get better before gettino; well. 'iaii". I
he does not tell her half of what she suspects.
Life's own (rue story told in the greatest
Koimintic Melodrama Ever Filmed.
The Little Church
Around the Corner
From the play by Ohas. E. Illaney
Story and Scenario by Olga Printzlau
A PHOTOPLAY MASSIVE IX THEME
Sumptuously Staged and Splendidly Acted
by a Large and .Notable Cast.
CLAIRE WINDSOR, KENNETH HARLAN,
PAl'LINE STARKE, IIOIiART BOSWORTH,
WALTER LONG, CYRIL CHADWICK, ALEX
FRANCIS, MARGARET SEDDON
AND OTHERS
Comedy
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pull toretKerO
"ciaf opposite j
directions'
There's one pull you can
enjny I hat Is Ihe Influence of
a good bank account.
The man with money In '
llie bank has It nil over tho
fellow who does not have
anything laid up for the fu
ture. Tut your spare dollars to
work Invest In ono or more
of our
rritririoATEs of
ii:iosit
They draw Interest nnd
build tip your bank neeoant
In a hurry.
Yon work bard for your
dollars let them work for
you.
Our Hank helps you to get
ahead.
Chautauqua, June 24th to 29th, inclusive.