Wednesday, .Tunc 13. 1923.
PAGE FOUR
THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
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La Grande Evening Observer
AN INUEI'KNUKXT M'.WSI'AIM;!.
It jr .Hit II.
Published Cally ami witIjIv t In I I'uily, pt ynr. in n1viim- !...
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lAI'i;ii, 1 nay' on the Lord. 1'nalm 117:11.
OFFICE CAT
TMAOC WARH
wC7 0 iLv'PT.'Hirf1
k-i-lijtn.
DY JUNIUS
law is a yellow streak, concocted by
a hunch of Dale ninkx. irromt wilh
envy, and designed to make a white
man see red.
USE A UKEI.KI.E
If a Thttu
Metta Beta
IWith a Gamrna Phi
If a Theta
Greeta Betta
Noeda Kan pa P.si ?
Every Theta
Has a Mata
None, they say, have I.
But all the hoys
They smile at me,
'Cause I'm a Hunka Pi.
A irood rain when the team is at
home saves many an office boy's
grandmother.
Mental Athletics
Tin: I'A Ii.UiON
He never .H'liuke
Oxford university will send a debating team from England
to this country to meet teams drawn from a half a dozen of our
American universities this year. The collegiate minds of this
country have been pitted against the collegiate minds of anotliei
before, but few people have heard about the contests. Once again
it is certain that this international contest of mental athletic:
will not receive so much attention as the many contests of physi
cal athletes receive.
In time, perhaps, since people are realizing more and more the
value of education, these mental games may be as frequent and
ns much known as the physical ones. Both are of value, of course,
but colleges have been giving the physical battles attention out
of proportion to their importance. It is debatable, of course,
whether this condition can bo changed, but it is woith considera
tion. America owes an increase of i'ppreciation to mental de
velopment. , ; '.;'
CONVICTS NOT WANTKI)
(By Associated Press)
LISBON, Portugal, June Ll Por-
tlltrlll aAu i... ........ i..,., I.. tkA
he never chews, , n,,i , . i ..,',. in ,. .u ,,,,
ile doesn't know the taste or liooze. ; coust u Africa, but the presence of
these undesirables is resented by the
lie never swears, nor w;'.nts to f iitht, , Portuguese and foreigners resident
:ie due.'ii't stay out late at night ;ther, who have petitioned the govern
ment to remove the convicts to one
of the islands of the Cape Verde ar
chipaetagc. I.oanda 4s prospering these days,
and its people declare the presence
of the convicts hmnpers their development.
lie never I'liris with pretty girls,
Nor c-UTbs samples of their curls.
i
hi fact, he's really awful nice,
Iinrnuiic from' every sin and vice.
I'eihaps ;-oii!e time he'll change his
ways;
Mis age is only seven days.
When tlwse chorus girls are in
tailed on the I.eviuihan some of the
uassengers will l:e just crazy to see
henv to their staterooms in taxi-
jabs.
Burmese gills cannot enter society
without, ear plus- Amos Tash says
American boys can't' enter without
spark plugs.
Up To Motorists
American railroads arc; planning another summer drive against
the reckless driver at grade crossings. The campaign will rui.
fiom June 1 to September 1, a period of the year marked by
leddest trail of blood.
During the same period a year ago, 7",S persons were killed
and 11)02 injured in grade crossing accidents, an increase over Uu
previous year of 1 1 per cent. Safety advocates find some com
fort in the comparison because while rail traffic increased II. pel
cent, rnotor vehicles increased 17 per cent.
No person seiiously disputes that the vast majority of grade
crossing accidents are the result of carelessness on the part ol
the victims. The practice is obvious to any observer at these
point's. Since all crossings cannot be eliminated at once, caution
"must be taught. And that is difficult in a ru.;h-a-di'.y world, bill
v it iti a lesson for every motorist to master, v
mi m. ;;,' ' . ..i - . .
Going Too ar
(Hi, (it'c! (Mi, Darn!
Hn had Ih.mmi standing there for a
iiiartcr of an hour, sintfinjir liis .scre
i:iilc. when a wintlow opened in the
:nfjoininj; hru;e and a voice said,
"No ue, son. They moved yesterday-
There ar. hundreds of men look
ing for trouhle, even advertising for
it., Look at I he "Wife Wanted'' see-
Uon of the iMatriinonial News-
Men's clothes ui'e modest enough,
luit a man can't conceal himself de
Lently in a law Miii.
I.ittlf die p.s of water, little tfrain-;
J lye, make the liquid that is of
fcred you as rve.
A man is a person who is late f ji ,
"Upper; anil ; We aro nclting choice nl
A Avoman is known by the love
etter.s sl:e writes.
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I Styles Young Men Want
are found in
Hart achattner & fWi'A I
I Marx Glothes MM '
You see them hereV-the loose, eas- jMf0
ier fitting coat; wider trouscre; all fpjf ' I
II the new touches tliit the. smartest J&ft'll ' 1
dressed men wan f f I
II The unusual goci quality iuur "f if1,! 1 41
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ado for arfnio- ; VVJll' XllCAilV
U of trfn or I
t u Want Ad find your buyer.
FOR SALE
Itootn iiiooUun Iiuiihc, Karate, lawn,
lot and a half; Ux-atrd on Kasl
Adams avenue, no u 111 Hide, on ma
cadam Htroct. Mu.st f Hold under
forced wale, and tins price Ih only1
JlSim.uo. or cah will lian-
dlu it. Halunce cany terniH.
IoIh in KoiuIk'k Adilillon, half
lilocU, on M nvrrnie, (he ntre-t thai
is building up last, and Koinfr to
in- paved HiiH HeaMon, and tlie price
Ih only $ I no. on per lot IT Bold al'l
totri! tlier, and food tonus.
rooms and full laxciucnt. hair
acre ol' land, situated on Willow
Htreet near the Island Clly Imk)i-
wjiy. Good Kardi'i) In. all f ni'
Kood f?arage all for $
easy terms, or will
tiling in the west
in Old Town.
One divorce is granted for every
L'ivo martia.e- in Chicago- That i-;
:iot many coitsi.lerintr the kind of
place i'liic'io is to live in.
Why
Iti cad ?
crust..
diM'sn'l a hen lay a loaf cf
Ilccause -she hasn't the
Joe Ilnnvn, comedian hi the (!ree:i
wich Village Follies, has a definition
of "blue laws" that is amazing. It
;o?s siniH'Miiue; like this: A blue
rcai?e Just on
tlie Kast side ot the. clly adjoin
Ins tlie highway, from one to ten
acres, all platted, and roadways
reserved so that all can be
arranged for Kood building spots.)
Price and terms easy; tome in at;d
let us explain these to you.
Phy, Black & Stoop
In The Iiii ;ramle Nalioiuil Hank UUlx
l.a 'rnnilr, Orrunn.
iiom; mai n kii
, see us
The liinii-nti'is. luTi-ers. kalso
intners.l iilimilii'mX1"'1 P'asti'fers
hail us llown anVT'iit. tint we have
survive! and ajT once r.i 'f" offer
Inu theflii'Mt Ktht Iiiik'1i"S. cunilies,
soil iltin.' and smuhes to tlie
public. Wr .
The Rainbow
.NATIONAL OKIiT OF POLAND lerca e ilurinp; April of 400,500,000,-
(By Associate,! Pi-c.-s) -COO-WAKSAW.
June 1:;. The ilcUt of The amount of paper money is
the Polish Kovcrnnirui in the stalc-i s.U':l liv the State Lean Hank was
incut of the I'olii h Sl:;lo Loa.i L'u-ik i ..:i:li.:i!MI.7:M,5.i8 Polih marks. Thus
is indicated as L',.;i,r,Oi.i,(;iJO.O'jO I'o-,ths issue luriii(c April was 41)1,191,
lish nialks on April :!Q, or an in- 1 7 l.'Ui:i Polish marks.
Herati Wilton Rugs
iW-rS,
Cxtremism is the curse of the ape. That too nitieli of a go ia
thing becomes bad is appaiently beyond the realization of many
individuals. I'rogressivism is a good thing, but carried too far,
it becomes mere silly foolhardiness. Nationalism is a good thing i
but it can be carried to an imprudent extreme, in which ignoraua
supplants patriotism.
Common sens;1 should be used in progrcssiveness and national
ism. Temperance is called f ir at this time when this nation, alumi
with the rest ol the world, is laced by unicst. IVogressivism an
nationalism can serve their puipose only if they stay v, ilhlit Hit 1
bounds of common sense and the real meaning of the terms.
Through Gorge of The Cascades
The Evening Obseiver is in Receipt of a very fin- publication
entitled "The Columbia Highway Through the (Jorge of the Cas
cades." compiled by M. C. (,Jeoie ol' I'oillaad. The publicaj ior
tells the story of the beauties of the stieteh of countiy from
Portland to The Dalles imi graphic and entei taming manner, giv
ing- plenty ol pH-Unes along with data on t.to industnal sid.- c:
Oregon life. .Such works as the one (,oUei out by .Mr. (Jeovg f
help make lite woild know and underst.mil the gieat OiegoniJ
e,, mill Iw.ll.'i- (
The movies are only in their infancy, according to Tom 1'di 1
son, which may account for the childish pranks of some of tin .
Hollywood colonists.
Clara Phillips punched a newspaper photographer
fists, and how thankful he is that no
lammer was lying about
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Focusing Model with Kod;iI; An;isti;.rmat !cn f.7.7.
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t ) d i" uregon. 1
l 0 II R A T I nenkamp Go.
i ' Mnfnv fare (II ' mmm ll
feilili'i'iii!,-!;1!
O' " n,ili nilsht lose a fr-
V - I ' a sincl" iilroko l.ut
I 'i fim t -,i i rim v-hulorod and ll ltra-Ois hiona bin Snort J ri-jc .1 v"'' f " oi ,ihem are inaii,-
ilodi.'ls to tlie dignified Sedan and the chummy Coupe, f 4 - , ?,y iyr,
XI V Ar N-fCT ' "'-'s-:s A f"r""- usually the r.-
each separate creation bears the unmistakable, mark of , 7's i "' r""'i atm fyt n-
1 !'1' V': ' ''" f -very avalla re-
tl'e master builder. , X.,' '(lXV " " in.iivwuar.
11. V I.,,U-1, ""I" T ij'l'' COIIIIU.incl.
) ft' ! 1 I ' I I Von ran sl.'irt ,', ,mi.,.1B
f- C I ??y i 1 , , "hieh a r,,,:,,,,.. may
hnnic nnii vSiyac M'vi'. """r rt"vv!o" ,,y ,ar""B a '
UUIU KSHsJ s I II ' . ti M il I 1 1 i '.
S ( Prices from $10(w to R22S.) ) iillll;.:JAil i) 'i 1 1 , n ', 1,1 "r ,'ank- S
o 11 T.ody Styles to Choosb Froin I a 'ii!i.r i !iZ ,,,.,, l0
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l 1T TAKKS 100 YEARS TO CIJOW TIMBER
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