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1 PAGE FOUH " . TOE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
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Tuesday, May 29, 1923. 1
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La Grande Evening Observer
AN iNorci'KMi;vr nrwapapkii.
Published Cally and weekly at I,a
prande, Cregon, by l. (irund Kven
Intt Observer Pnhh-iMMir ronipHHv,
BRUCE DRNNIH, Kditor.
By Stall.
Entered at the 1'orUof. Ir-o at Cmml
Oregon, an Uecund flawa Mail Mailer. Inland!
sening up oi "verooien Bigna.
wuii, we were all wronff. ine
Germans don't know bh much about
women as thin youthful country doe.
We men nine the government of na
(aily. per year. In advance !::90it'". states ami cities know that
Uh , HI inuiilliii In ivc lawil l n, I rdi,,m- rp.ni latino- the
I'Hliy, llifert mum mm. m luvMiiie ..i.-.u ,
Imily, i-r month sontnppaiel and conduct of women are
laily. ijt iiiMiitn f;t,lnot worth the paper they are writ-
On a l- In other eille OreK'n IIttl 1 1 u. ., . ., . i
New JiiHit.l. iMrtlati.l: Imperial N-wa p" cn We even we who used to
yi.Hiirt. I'ortl.tntl; Muliiiuiimli New regard our.se Iven as lordly mules
I'nri land.
Add reus all communlctitluns to THK
DHSMItVKK. 141C Adaina Av., i,
Grande, Oregon.
SlllSCHIl-llOX RATKS.
B Currlrr.
Dally, per month 7fic
Ually, per threw mouths $2.2r
Pally, per nix mo., In advance $4. .10
Daily, single vupy ... 6c
.iimmiMt oc Assort i i:i i'uknh.
Thw AHuonated I'renw 1m exclUMively
entitled to uxe for puldk-htiuii ut all
lit wi dUpnlehe credited to It or n.l
otherw ie iredlt-l in this piper, and
lino the lorn I nt-wn pilhllnhed therein.
AH rlifhta of re-piihllration "f apuial
Ulapaiciien nrrfin m a i r. . T-r-m.v i?u.
CI'I'V ANU COUKTV FFICIAL
l'Al'i:it.
THE EVERLASTING HELPER:
He shall cull upon me, and I will an
swer him; I will be with him in trou
ble; I will deliver him, and honor
Ihim. Isalm iH:Io.
aw in flome is oause
Knuw darned well thut we can no
mole regulate fluppenlom and its
ways than we can explain the cause
of tlie Aurora Ilorealia.
Yet the Cormnns poor dumb-bells
think they can prescribe rules of
conduct for tbe German dear things
within the occupier! territory. They
have actually exposed themselves to
ridicule by issuing an order that Ger
man girls must net flirt with French
soldiern! Of course, jealousy ' is at
the bottom of it: a fat German with
shaven head, in competition with a
slender Pienciiman vearing a slender
moustache and bearing the scars of
many encounters! That's funny
enough; but consider how funny the
German girls will consider the order
As psychologists, the Germans
seore zero.
NORTH POWDER
When the Portland Oregonian delivered that masterful edi
torial, "The Making of a Murderer," enumerating many of the
crimes that are not only permitted and condoned but actually en
couraged, each of which is a stepping stone in criminal work, it
could have gone a step farther in its analysis of the cause of pres
ent day conditions and laid the blame where it rightfully belongs
on the home.
lTrron iUa A r.,i'iriin fwtmp ritiiv Ihp oMvutost iif jtll shrines.
is now a nlace to sleep and take a bath, in many instances. No 'Entire Staff of Teachers Is
SCHOOLS CLDS
E
THE OFFICE CAT
OFFICE CAT
TRACK MAKH
BY JUNIUS
1 'ia,'
.Makes Von Simiig l.lke Onions,
"My tonic fills you full of hope,
It'a nwirvt'loiiH," Hays Dr. Knltclier
Thorn's sold and Mllver in the
dope,
And tliat will make your blood
much richer."
longer do the Tires burn that once sent cheerfulness, honesty and
loyalty into the hearts of the children, for father is playing golf
and mother is at the club.
The home once the family's gathering place for the evening,
is now the midnight retreat, only to be deserted as soon as morn
ing comes.
The American home is breaking down. We see it on the streets
in the dress of the girls. The time is not far back in Eastern Ore
gon when the painted ladies who were overdressed were shunned,
for it told of their lives; not long ego city officials pondered on
permitting them to walk the streets. Were those same women to
appear today who could tell them by their dress or by the paint
upon their faces?
Evidence of the breakdown is in the schools, it is everywhere.
Who is to blame? Not the children not the young people who are
growing up under a pressure that is hard to bear. The blame rests
with parents who have permitted that word "obedience" to become
a discard, who have relegated the hard work to the scrap pile,
who have erased the word "economy" from the English language,
and who have supplanted the words "service" and "respect" with
"idleness" and "entertainment."
When twelve boys in one state college will be found guilty of
littering checks when they had no funds in the bank what can we
expect? The horrible murder of the Albany sheriff, which prompt-
Signed Up for Next Term;
Nine Graduate from High
fachool.
(Spccliil to The Observer)
NOUTII I'OWDKK, May HX. North
I'owd'T IiIkIi m-hool and the trrade
fU'hoo! cIos'mJ ii wry sueceSHful term
of rtehool on May 25.
Hupl. I-'rank tiuchunini anl his
corps of teachers urn to be coiiK'"itu-l-ited
on kIvIiik North Powder one of
the beht terms of school that has ever
been hrld In North powder. Hut few
rullurea are reported In the different
:rades.
The book of etiquette doesn't men
tion it. but It is good form to off-;r
your phii? before takiny a chew your
sel. Another very good memory test is
the drip pan under the Ice box.
Nat hit is very beautiful if you can
find a spot where nobody hus hud a
picnic.
It reakers Ahead.
When a girl wishes a man to save
li!s money it in a sure sign he is so
lus to need It.
Al! the teaeh-rs have simd op their
contracts for (lie eomim: year but Mrs.
f'hriH K. .luhnson, primary teacher,
who retin-s from the teaching frater
nity much to the regret of patrons,
'pupils and fellow teachers. This
jttpcakjt very well of both tt-achers and
, ' ' . . "- .....v, Jf there are yyyyy microbe;! per
Jmnst have been ut the iM'Bt or objee-' :t, rt ,iTin- v.:n
" ' """ munis t tjikP 9St
Taxpayers will be Kind to learn
(hat modernizing' a battleship doesn't
cost any more than building u new
one.
There was matt in I,a Grand?
ami he was most unwise. He Intro
duced his hweet heart to a lot of other
Kiiy.
You can't (fet blool out of a tur
nip, neither can you ect hair out of
a bottle.
the
drops of Lenzine to take
t;on must be of the bet or the board. how ma in Hippodrome?
which Ik composed of the business-!
men and the proKressive men of thoj hftrs. ran nwnv nn rrtt..lxVan
Inun wmilil nnl tin u-n ntml tln.:. . ... Jt
I'aclicrs aKiiln.
Hevi-'
it'll rt'
,.,.,, i lie irouuie aDoui nmiuncr
civi'd their .liptoninx from the P,rice. of "nythinct is that usually the
i u r A.:t....:..t u,. r:...,i nt;.. r.... n . ...!... i ,,Nort!i I'nwdtT board of cilucutton uml SK ls lne "mil.
. jthe clRlitli Ki-atl- iinpils rtTflveil IhcirM
peen laugni not to woi k ior ineir money, anu me crime wave con-pit.- n-.mr civnine in the auditorium
linnn'i nnrl will rfiniimin until filrlnl TUtlilo rnntfl ii tlinii conuna nnrl ,f North l'owdT IiIkIi school
.... r .I. i n i i- i- ''II'IIR on the evening of .May 6lh.
begin to mil their homes, forcing their children under a discipline The mat,-.- u i.eautifuiiy iieecirate.i
era ami the rlaSH rolor.s. The
wan written nut tn tin1
'It saw another horse.
trouhle about
the
"I have seen the glories of Art and Architecture, and of
liver and mountain. -
"I have seen the sunset on 'the Junfrau and the moon
rise over Mount Blance.
"But the fairest vision on which these eyes have rest
ed was the. flag of my country in a foreign port.
"Beautiful as a flower to those who love it, terrible as
a meteor to those who hate, it is a symbol of the power and
of the glory and the honor of one hundred million
Americans." ,
This Store Will Be dosed
Decoration Day.
It takes a cow a lonjr time to get
used to milkiner machines because
the machines don't swear.
.Mary's Chewy had a horn,
.But the steam train had no bell,
The steam train couldn't stop in time
bo the Chewy went to h
Correct this sentence: "That will
do, Willie,' said the mgther; "I don't
Irare to hear what Mrs. Brown said
to her cook"
Gibbon Farmers Expect
I
Gibbon school closed last Friday.
All Jiidlly V neat Ilai Vest, Hot i;ake where she underwent an
operation.
Mrs. Robert Gray also has return
ed frcm the hospital at Hot Lake.
Eie;ht men are in a party of "bear
hunters this week.
Miss Hazel Farrow is visiting Del
tah Morse this week-end.
Dell Dan Due went to Athena Sat
urday. ' '
GIBBON, May 29 Gibbon has had
a fine rain, the prcund is well soak
ed, the wheat is looking fine, and
farmers are looking for an early harvest.
Conditions here show promise of a
hnd di miiiiflintr from them work instead of idleness, resnect inste.td i""" f'"w
of blasphemy, loyalty instead of disloyalty.
Politically Speaking
'.'Sunrise and Not Sunset'
class c
over the st;tK'.
, 'This claws went into the the North
Powder IiIkIi school four years uko
:md out of the twenty-three that en
tered at that time nhi- Kmduntcd last
nlifht. Nuir'y all t'n-ye beys and jrirls
re nnUvts of this pert Inn or have liv-
"And Chiirite came romping home' meaning Charlie AIcNary, mn' t,H' of their lives ami
t j j o i j r i c i t i 'ar, nown and respected In this
l.mlcd btates senator from Oregon, who arrives in Salem to learn irommnnity. They Kn out into the
how many holed tire in his political fences. Of course Charlie knows I ori(i with the best wishes or their
MUMS IM I ril-IIHN,
The program was carried out In
very Kimd style and the only hitch was
the late arrival of Mr. Iteed of (J. A.
4., who was sneaker of tin- even ine.
capital, there has been some things happening in Oregon which (''' owfn-r to delayed train, did not
evidently Charlie nor Hub the junior senator-kept close tab unJ!!;;;
They knew, however, that a campaign last vear, when Olcott !iii.tr to i he audience, wm. Hutch
foil wounded and bleeding before an avalanche of votes, had rent ;i,,!,?li:.,f Z .? "the
a hole of some size in the general political situation, and, naturallv, 'inaciuates.
they would like to plup; that hole. j , V;!u!Z,'u,V'' N'""', 'iT'",
' 1 der hifih eraduuline- class was full if
Charlie is to run for rnnomination next year and already the fnn,,"n'1 '""k'1'"'
bees are buzzing in the heads of those who would root him away j, iassiay',eercih..i"oi theVvi'oi
fiom President Harding's larder and retire him to his law office in ,a' :M,h- Tm piRram was run 0;
no.
e c I a s s j
audience
To ro without and looks as if you
like it is one of the first things to
be learned in this world.
man
Irawn on the same iurv thev might i
as well pair their votes and stay at
home-
A huHir (I'M rid iiftcf ; nin-rt than
grand baby, but doesn't las', sc long. ' ,,. , , , ,
Walter Bonif.r landed a fine sal-
Whe mn ml hi wlfA . i mon trout 25 inches lonft and weigh--
iMr. and Mrs. Simons have a new
I baby bov that arrived last week.
I ""'hews and Charles Duffy haveihis nome in the stal.kev eountrv.
P, r.ii. Pnritv .completed the tence cn- the breaks Ranchcrs on the mountains are
ni Z. i irie.J n " b"V Glbb0"' I planting their fields of 25, 30 and
Only one American out of every Raymond 'Adams has been taken on 40 acres to potatoes. s . ,,.
... , ,. , "V" "ris,p:rencE ior .Dan games by -Thorn (
The poor farmer knows nothing of Iwt unless he finds out how to get Ho'low tpa'n. A Want Ad win ro It
patent cereals, and has to make along without using much coal. ' 1 "'
breakfast cf sausages and eggs.nnd ' .
fried chicken and waffles and things. Bowling js twice as hard as shov-'i ----------------------------- ------------
'elinp- eoai into tli furnace, and it 1 !
Vou ilon't get the wrong number takes twice as lohg. But Cy Kc-logv
in a hick town. You just say: "Gim- believes there must be something
my the hardware store." about bowling that makes it popular.
J. S. Rose was a visitor in the Pen
dleton country Sunday.
.dward IKobertson - finished the
wood contract and has returned to
a political fence all right, but some contend that he does not recojr-
Iiize a hole and does not know how to repair one when it exists. j
While Charlie has been saving the country back at the national :
Salem. One of those chaps is said to be George L. linker, mayor j
of Portland, who has a powerful punch which his friends think
seem to be ready to stage.
"here are those political wiseacres who thought when iMcNaiy
.unrlis from Lex-nii'iiK to
11. Illlee wv.n nia.l.' l
: t.rophee y an I took t in
,.,!1.l) ,l....rtl ... :i . t ,.l. ...4 At ,M , it.. ;.. .. i;iii ... . "Miuirn t'liriy years, snowed them the
iiuiiL nan it iiiiiiiuui. mnu, iim mi iiu.v in tt iilhu ifit tv,.s 0r ti;r cra.luat .H at tliat time
nervous regarding linker's ambitions, thus the first preliminaries t"'iihee was run or ii.ues am;
jiieiu me ei..o iii n latiKh nil tile time,
j The playlet whleh was Klven liy the
k .i 1'ie erm .1 iii a roar or iner-
and Stanfield got their heads together they could frame something lis i ir urn.- iiay, .i the parts oi
to slop P,i.ker, but it seems to be one or those strange political '!'' '.ciured. hnsi...n.i and i..t n ar-
1 I'le.l out their purls In r'nc stvle. Ze.
acts WhlCll Call t be done. . la Wallac and lipnl (lllktn.Hon lmper-
How many more candidates will stick up their lightning rods "e part or in,uKnant wives
... . , . , , , '" !"' f"1"1 ,,v 'loin neerlns hus-
c;:n t be iieternuncd. ( harlio Hall, of Coos Hay, might decide to i.an.is. it. rni.s. west piave.i the part
run in view of the fact that he polled such a big vote for the pri- '"f 'rv", i" ''" iiobi
nil explaining all arc made happy at
last.
niary nomination for governor. And there is Kap Kubli, late speak
er of the house who has some senatorial ambitions, but he is not
likely to ruii if linker does.
Down on the Kickreall there sits a man in a big white hat who
just got a beating for congress fmm the Portland district, lie
used to have desires to sit in the senate very strong deaiitM, and
it might be that he still has them. That man is Clifton JlcArthur.
lie would rip up McNni-y's strength, some say, in Multnomah coun
ty, which might be more water en linker's wheel.
As the first flush of a senatorial campaign appears the situa
tion grows complex. All agive McNnry must Ih nominated with
considerable haimony attached or C.coige Chamberlain is liable'
to Walter Piece the whole show on election dav imd Oregon will.
bo declined for the Democrats, (in the other hand, George Cham
berlain ni;iy not have the great strength he once had. Some new
things have entered Oregon )olitics since George shook hands into
every office he desired.
It will be a passing show of inteiest.
The play uas wll r.essetl hy ft lare
enm.l an-l everyone was plenseil with
lite way the play v. as carried out.
Mr. an l M s. J. A. I'ileher are e
neet'iikt a MMt from their Krnn..lnu(.-
ter. Miss Until I'ileher, Itu was tnar
le'tl a few .lays i'i;o to a yntini; men
at llunllni'.lon. Miss Itiith has spent
the uveal. i- lent nf her lite In tills
seetl, ill until he- parents moved to
Hunt llk-tnn a lew lue.it lis aso. Her
many Iri. n ls 'sit her every Impnl-
'ness in n.-r In-trri.-.l life,
t Mis. l.ce Sloan ami ehil.tren are no
to K.tBle V.llley Tor the summer.
her. they will spell. 1 their vacation
I at the home of 1-:. Augustus.
Mr. Crafre. e.r.toi' of the North
IPoM'ier News. Is mourning the loss
i or I. Is pet Onir. Mult aaw it car that
;ias evc'e.llnir the so 1 laws, as Ik-
jllieiiirht, and not see ttrf u siee.l cop In
Isuhl. trie.l lo stop it nn.l the result
(was the speedy ileal It of poor Mutt.
I3 ft?,1'.1,','!'
Quit blou-m bubbles
ond
start making bricks"
A man miKht lose a for
tune by a sinple stroke but
very few of thcin ure made
that way.
A fortune Ih usually the re
sult of careful and systemaU
ic use of every available re
source at the individual's
command.
You can start the nucleus
around whkh u fortune may
later develop hy starilr.? a
SAVINGS ACC'OI NT
in our bank.
A dollar is all yon need to
atart your account, and a do
sire to ee It crow will brim?
surprising results In a years
time.
And now is the time to
start building for lne future.
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Editorials From
Ove- the Nation
than an- race of nun on earth.
Hut it has been as.uncd that thev!'
knew, at Irait, the psychology of'
themselves. It has hern taken for . 1
S-mie children are raised srientifi
ally ami some develop minus.!!;.'.
frranted that IViunt lltnVnxuliri'ii.
formcrlv William of (Jormanv. knew
1 HOI SHALT NO! rLUIl declared that wonnars M'l'ere lav
Nnr.olk l.edr Ili-p.it'.-h: Lot? "in chunh, ihililien and kitth-n " It
about HIM l.i t!ie woi'd besn to has befn accepted that th-e thinkets
ti'ali?.c thai titos up.Mxie:iti-t., Hie even dared lo un-JtrUnl the pv-
U9...zu II t't.lilllV, K.U.V W. cao 'JPV if tkllr ti-Kiai H, anl
Now lot's see which couide can
Innsest at the huuness of weed-
puliin::.
Art 1 :
vjn 'abol
lie KcJs.'
"Let in have chnan for
Act "Let us deorl
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