Tm sdiiy. March 27, 102
r T7TE LA GRANDE EVENING ORSERVER
iOFFICEi
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A FAIR QI'HSTION
Centra Taker (To miilille-airert
spinster) ''And it U your atfc
madiini?"
Spinster (coyly) "I've seen just
twenty-five suninierH,"
now lonK nuve you been blind.'
Instead of washing your hair I
bruiih, wash your head. Tlmt keeps1
the brush clean.
THE OLD HOME TOWN
By Stanley;
Were
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' "When n fellow begins to roaliza
thnt all the nuts are not in one
party." observes a La Ciranilc man,
'he i bordering on the' cuko of dis
cretion." I
. A I'OME
Lies slumbering here ' ,,
-' j One. William Lake, !
. lo heard the bell,
But had no brake.
, ' Uetroit News.
At ninety miles
Drove Kdward Shawn,
The motor stopped,
Hut Ed kept on.
P Little Fall N. Y. Times.
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"ULPWT STCCE THE BUNDLE Ol WOODEN
ClCASl. O JT Of THE HANP OF TUB N&tAN S7wf ffj J
Vl-4 FfeCNT OF THF C16AR STpBg " (M
married at tlu borne ut
I Mm. JacK.soH of ituker.
All Murmer and Dolore:-.
Srlnm.it vijrod m fiuker Kitunlny.
Kihft Koi-HMtrum iidemb'd a 'urtv
in linker Monday at tbe home or Mlw
Howell.
Mm. Jterd of ,1a Mninde ti; bore
viititii) ht-r iaU-r, M r. . ) JJiver.
Mr. and Mrs. 10. K. Willis of Port
land arc vlMltintf in ."orth . Cowftcr
to b near .Mr. WHIIh'h failH-r ut tho
ltakfr hoMtlIai. '.
.Mr. and Mi, l-iul frarliwn wern
It randc visit on W1 ni'ln y. v
J. KoiKHtioMV of roiiliiml ur
rlvfl Jioiv l-'rlday to look after Ij tw
in ow.
yioyd Willis -wu a Hakor visitor
Mof.du.v. . ,
MANY VISITING
WITPMISE
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Under the nod,
Lien Deacon Hale;
winked, and drank,
Some jrinjrer-iile.
UticB N. Y. Press.
Here he sleeps,
Onp Johnny Founker, !;(...
He rounded a turn.
Without n honker.
Johnson City Record.
This monument's
For. Johnson Druek;
His Ux was lighten -
Than u .truck. ?
-Sprantonian,
Joe Uifht lies here,
Without a - doubt;
His bus blew up,
And liffht went out.
K. l Exnminr.
Sure he wn riifhl
Like iWilliam Jay
Hut the lady, she
Swiped his rijfht of way.
Loa Ameles Examiner.
Shed n tear
For Hurry Squirrel
He had one arm (
Around the yirl.
riionc ofTicialft sav onlv one in 113 1
use the phone correctly. He may1
mean sucosfully. ' I
No matter what happens wp have
noticed thnt you can always find a
man or two loafing about the streets
who knew it would.
Kxecutlvo:'' Anybody ' who -'knocks
off at 2 p. m. to play tfolf.
A'few year.i n(ro , parents' thought
daughter had no chance to catch a
husband, unless they kept her in
clothes. ' i '.
HOY, PAG B KINfiUNG HUOS.
The folhrWinjf lejral notice appear
ed in a Minnesota weekly:
"I have been instructed by the
Villas Council to enforce the or
dinance against chickens running tt
large ami riding bicycles on the
sidewalk." Harry Shells, village eon-staple.
Amos Tash says sleeping sickness
Is just the modern name for spring
fever.
A Louisiana man made a rope of
ten pairs of socks and hanged him
self. Still it will hardly become a
fashion to wear, socks around the
neck.
NEWSY EVENTS
F
ROM POWDER
i hospital anil was oimmuhM on for .
irer. Tho report Is thai h l ct-
NDItTH I'OWMKK. Mar. ST, The
Urhifia !de ?Ciiv a card iwrty
Thursday evening after which thy
held their regular meeting and serv
ed luncheon .
A. J. Will in Wan taken to lUk
the
enaeer. 'lho repor
time nlonp as well as tun M cv-lei-t'd.
Helen l-'isher starteil 10 wthool
Monrlay alter he hit; HI 1" lime.
Mr. and Mrs. Will TuMv visited
relatives In llakw Welneluy.
Will MndelHon trnnsaeted business
in Iji (linnde Thursday.
(tie Oh'Hon Ih at tho Itakep hos
pital. John I-'isher wn.i taken to the
llatu-r hospital one day this week.
W. II. Myers was a linker visitor
one day last week.
(. 11. Sloan trnnsaeted business In
linker Thursday. '
Miss Lena York and Martin OI--nn,
a well known vomitr eon pie here.
PKOMTSK. Mar. i". The snow Is
stilt goinr fast and (he peoplo are
puttintr tliefr stock on tho ennyrt-i.
Miss Nora Uennctt wont to Wal
lowa Monday to slay with her brolh
er. V. 1. Jennet and wife, who iirj
sick.
l-'rank i'arper visited with A. K.
rarper and family Sunday t.inht.
W. A. 4'ari started to ramp Mon
day. Kred Carper .visited with Lowell
and Itobert Kooiherff Sunday nlwhf
Lewis Xewhy and Theodore ( 'iir
per started to Joseph Tuesday.
Joner Trump went to Wallowa
Wednesday.
Lena Carper visited with Lor-i
Tirpcr Monday nlKht.
G. Vi. Trump and family, lifll
Trump, Kieneh , Trump ami wifo.
Harry fuse ami Miss Celia Trump
visited iU It. K. TJiompsou's Thurs
day. .
Truman T'ottlson went to ramp
Thursday. ' '
Itev. 1'etello of Wallowa eamo to
rr)iius(. I Ituisd i.v to hold services.
jefo Garrett and son. David, came
it from camp Thursday.
Footwear Trips Gayly
Toward Easter-
and boasts of .many new models
to keep abreast of varieties of cos
tume and suit for dress-up, play
time and spores wear. The needs
of the entire family; their habits,
interests and activities, have been
carefully considered, and presenta
tions here fittingly show wide vari
ety in selections for all. Every
Easter costume, whether for chil
dren or grown-ups, may be smartly
complemented from our exclusive
stocks of footwear. '
S iff i
It isnt alwayi) the horse that's
!off on a flyinir start that finishes
'ahead of the .field; and the human
race isn t anv different.
i dren or erown-uns. mav be smartlv I
! complemented from our exclusive ;f j.' y' I 1
stocks of footwear. ' ' -ilM.'.. -J .. . ' . ' 1 1 . -
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You don't need a radio for amuse- aaMammwmjanit:mtatiaKtstiamJttfliJj
ment if you have neighbors' 'who
uuarrel without shortening their
wnvn length.
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LA GRANDE IRON WORKS
MAomxn shop and rotixnuY
All Kinds of Machinery, Automobiles and Tractors Repaired,
( Overhauled nnd Unbuilt.
. Acetylene Welding of All Kinds
, Cylinder llorinff and Oversize listons
'H CrankBhfts, lesions and Piston Pins Itesround.
si ).. y Oivo Vs ft Trail
D. FITZGERALD Prop.
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Reynolds and
Zimmerman
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Funeral Service' Parlor,. Licensed Embalmer,
Ambulance Service,, Phone Main 62.
. i'.i -i i'' . ( . . , i , mill T
1505 Fourth Street, La Grande, Oregon
Hot Cross
Buns
FRESH FROM THE BAKERY
GOOD FRIDAY MORNING
Hot Cross, Buiis with candied peels, currants
and thin s'kinhed juicy, fniit-meat. seeded. rais-V"
ins in them, made from California's finest table"; ;
'grapes.'""1!.- j',', .
' .'': . Price 30c Dozen , ;
' ; ; , ! Early Orders Appreciated i
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J. E. REYNOLDS
C. E. ZIMMERMAN,
Licensed Embalmer.
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Pattison Brothers
Grocery
PHONE MAIN SO
wiieu
13 hour fast
- ' break the news gently to your stonv
ach. You haven't eaten since the night
before and it is unwise to cat heavy
foods in the short time usually allotted
to your morning meal. A steaming dish
of Olympic Wheat Hearts, however,
is easily digested and rapidly trans'
formed into energy. Just the right food
for children, too. What's more, every
body always welcomes Olympic Wheat
Hearts because of its rich, nutty flavor.
Begin to use Olympic Wheat Hearts
. at breakfast tomorrow.
PORTLAND FLOUR MILL CO., Portland, Oregon
Mills M lrd.ml,Orvvnind T..om, VU,mton
M.nul.cturrn of Olrmpic Panc.kr Flout Mid Olympic Flour
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OBSERVER ADVERTISING will bring results
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Now is Your
Chance
WWMM) HEARTS
.Would you, if some one should offer you any
piece of Rogers 1847 Silver for one-half the reg
ular price take advantage of it. That is exactly
what we offer if you make your want known and
present only 25 wrappers off MEDO-MAII) tall
cans evaporated milk.
The wrappers cost you nothing. You are buy
ing the wrappers when you buy MEDO-MAID
milk. You are buying a good milk-notluW
equal to it, in fine quality.
We Want You to Use it
Your grocer will be glad to supply you with
it It is the only Oregon milk sold here.
The store
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UNION CREAMERY CO.
La Grande, Ore.