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Tuesday, February 13, 1923
THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
La Grande Evening Observer
pell them; when our ships no lunger
require to be loaded with thousands
of tons of coal to cross the Atlantic.
ocnn: when the farmer ran nluv hi
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Weekly Obaervrr-rllar. by mall, I.AIIOIt A I1AIV MAI'IIIIAI, I ur 'ni' B"8- Then we will be-
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Entered at lt roltrrite nt !.n firaml
Oregon, Second CI" Mull Maltof.
Address nil coninninlrTiMolis to Till
OWKII VKU. Hit Ailiiina Ave., l.
Granila, Oregon.
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By Carrier.
Dally, pfr miniili '
t?allv. prr lliree inonllia ..;!.
Dally, r six mo.. In udvaoca ....$!. j'
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i.lTf AMI l VI'Y OI'I'ICIAI,
b'uini, Portland; lliiltliuiuatt New a ,,IWl i..n Iium..,, (m ihnl mki-v hiinii-1
spite of colleges and cathedrals. Just
"'"""' ' Kr..nt admitted ahoul.l be consldcrcl mu" 'uok ' -'naua, "he Mem.
OK assoca-.ku .:.. ' witure rlhe'oh!,
riie Axxueiateii i're Is rselu'lTety - i .' her mysteries for the benefit of the
Canada's last proposition was
in ihh. piip-r, anu,,,,., n, for ..roUB, uijor- iJUt not ror v. annua s last proposition was tc
rt.iW.iuiPJl aSiHi nuturullxailon. Ii oul.l uumlt a lab- change the climatic conditions of!
rlillllrtl lu lie fur Uulillea I lull ilf ail.urlu-lul
fiewn ili.pult-lie I'letllieil to ll ur viol 1 uiilclmmenl wlileli would pass worK-
utlierWIMe ereillleil III IIIIK piipiT, HIIU
Ixu lite iticui news
ill.i. i.l. -hem herein Minn ur remtrvetL .irinv ..Ii.mh I.. ruei..eieM i.n.l mlneM ISorth America and PStCm Llirono
. - 11. II would not ml in It to i-IIUen-i u.V piugg ng lie oiraus ol IJering. j
,1,1m. ipernaps sne uiu not toresee the full
ALL 1 IlIMrS POSSIBLE iJcsua Thl. object Is frankly to Increase the
Jesus suid unto him, If thou canst ;auipiy or common labor In order to
believe, nil tiling are possible to Keep uie waava oi common iu-
him that belicveth. Murk 9:2.').
jbor. It Ih u plea for Hie iri'iitincnt
Don't You Remember
consequences of the gigantic under
taking. ,
Uo that us it muy, her scientists
are giving umnle Dioof that thir
ti( labor aa u commodity uacd in man. bruinsv are not muddled by nightly
'juructurlwe. It l an urKument that i attendance at fhe movies.
;lnl0r ia one of the raw material of j Hci-pect fully,
Itnduatry unit alioillil be put on a free- L. GARRICK.
'tltlde baaia. II propoaeH. therefore, tol
create lu Ihrai- t'nitcil Hlates a class
TI...1. i H.. ,1 ,.f 4-U l,n,l.- flioi-n -Vion ull the .ficiriHtcrcil. .diatllbute.l. eililcuted and
uacn, lit Uiu- Ud,y o ui juuiu-.m v....w. (otU-rwiHc- supervised by
world looked bright; when lootsteps were ngni anu yuu
smiled and whistled and sang and danced along a prim
THE OFFICE CAT
llu- Kov..rn-
HK-nt.
I Tlif" projitiKufM of tl! HrlM-nif liavf
, ,, i .i i i anil'Td Vt-ry far from the ideas on
rose patmvay aon c you rememuer ine my or uj. jruui wlt4ch lhlH rppul(lte Wll. f0miji..i. cun-i
choice remember how you loved him or her and prom- Unas )is not. trust. wHn.ierr.i
ispd that when vour school davs were over some day you "Z, ,:.. ,..t.(.i. . Zld t0 be h" on them.-
should come back and well, don't you remember? If you o. mi.. I An apIieant for a position of
do not, you were out of the ordinary, for such is the life , - Z X XtfZZ J?.
flf VOllth. "fain: the test of an Immigration Lni1 lhat he knH ..h.. ,,.,, Zh
SO, THERE
He "Why do thev rail thom i
clocks? I don't see any hands on
them."
She "No, and there aren't sup-!
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Thousands of Yards of New Spring
Wash Goods
Tissue Ginghams, Zephyr Ginghams
Ratine, Linno, Etc.
A visit to this section of our slore now will convince you thai
winter Is short lived and that Si ring. In all its charm Is """
blossom forth. There Is no arguing this fact when one l.ehoius
these exquisite fabrics thai have lately arrived.
There are beautiful colorings, fabrics and new patterns all so
appropriate for Spring and all ho ne.v. You'll enjoy seeing them.
Tissue Ginghams. 4Sc to $1.15: Zephyr (ilnghams. 2T,c lo 4"c.
lind Imported Zephyrs, line yard, are the most important new wash
rubrics now.
i policy Is the citizens It produces and
Babe" Ru:h when
she was a chorus girl.
Geraldine Farrar has made anoth
er start for a divorce.. She had pre
viously made three false starts in
the same direction,. Evidently what
the prima donna needs. is an orchesr
. The words "puppy love" were then unknown. They ! convenience or the profits or
iii. i i . e U,,r, I1"' employer of unskilled labor.
had no.t a yet come to make light of your dearest hopes
for the unknown future. It was real love to you, one for' unfortunate dog
.ho nfriPi- iin thnso lmt.llV (lid dsiVS. TheV have chanfed i Wahine:ton Star: A recent news
that ytuthful -admiration or love; and the parting of the . 4.1' Z&
wavs jvas on the (lav on which the school term cioseo iciog i.eis Thief Get $4,400." it re
or yoii may have; followed on year after year as m&nyl t
have done, and Wdav niav tie happy and contented in tneitered the house, tied up the dog in
love of the white-haired 'man or woman whom you first 'Ves! 'dog' ihevSrT,.r..
learned to love. iPrubably there never was, a dog
. . . , 'faithless to his master or eercant
The Chicago board of education doesn t think much of to hi: trust when he thoroughly
what it terms "puppy love." It has adopted a resolution fc bhi
Tirnviflino' ffii-nn nvtrn Cfllll'SC! of Stlldv in morals and CIVICS bribed by the brightest bone to be-
fnr the Plempntarv grades of the miblic schools, which is i'"?..his i? ?.nd. ?.0.ba-ck., Hi made
- a - , riiiiBir . iiil'ic in u wnaiiiu iiitii nic
intended to prevent heart attachments between boy ana
girl pupils. But if you will remember it can't be done.
That Millionaire Feeling
The luxury of the feeling, of being a millionaire has
now lieen placed within the, reach 'of the common people,
thanl to the printing press of the Imperial Bank of Ger
many! Prior to the war" the;'ovner of a German mark
couldxciWhgfi"''if'"oji his arrival in this country for 23.8
cents.) Fo:easy. figuring it used to be calculated that four
German marks were worth .Sl.Ol) in purchasing value. To
day ajiycmiuiwning 50 real money could exchange it for
more than 1,000,000 marks, and enjoy the millionaire feel
ing until he began to spend the money.
ITcipuf it another way. the owner of a $50 baby bond
of th Hhcrtj lone issue is better off today .financially,
than the fVner of a million-mark bank account in Ger
manythel:y before "William let loose the dogs of war.
The lnarkir- not worth the. paper it is printed on, and the
wonder is that the banks of Germany continue to issue
them, or that American bankers continue to quote them.
In the language of the cartoonist, "they don't mean any
thing," and we would not advise anyone to exchange 50
American dollars for 1,000.000 German marks, because
the feeling of riches would be fleeting.
dog ia this case was deceived by
some one who spuke flattering
words to him and represented him
self to be a friend of the family. If
that dog could be understood he
would furnish the police a more
valuable clue than they usually get,
jbut it is probable that what the dog
nag 10 say aDoui i.nis case win never
be accurately translated. Man's un
derstanding, .of the language of dogs
has not progressed far. He under
Hose is partly responsible for the
feminine unrest.
The man wp fa1 D'nrt, r,.- !
limes is the man who has to weal !
a home made shirt. i
Most women exDoserl to town Cn- I
sip catch it. ,
With one end of the rope tied
about his wuist, little Willie Willis
successful effort to laso
a Ford delivery truck Saturday af
ternoon. He has decided that he
would rather be a missionary than
a cowboy.
Amos Tash says these rushin'
boots don't seem to make the gals
any faster.
MAKE IT WIDE!
It's best to keep a smilin'
For u smile's a kind o' net
stand when Hollo, Fido, Gypsy orl V "ui"n
Spunk says "Let us go for a walk." V."'K .
"Let r me in the house,' "I would U , i H ! (O T ' V
;i.nk. you- for my supper," or "I'll iA ftVr ''H fT'1'" '
also take a bite of that which von k a "e. "r 'w0
a,e eating' 'and a few other phrases And yu " fl.m,' that thlnKs comB '
in dogese, but when this poor dog L . t
seeks to explain the robbery there M""ht fur """"" f"'ks tlkl! you
will be none to inUi prt't his IhIp. v n n iu '
It it should be proved that this , MU w, wualiy- find more- nftn
dmr is reallv dishom-st or ...ithloss ! 1 -v,nf to live down a bad reputation
t.i his trust' it would be another ithan Ie tr'in to ,iVe UP to a Kood
bit of evident'! to what a low sU.li
of nioruln the world has fallen.
There is probably some mistake ni
miRteiu'esentaJon about the matter.
A dog may be a yellow d in his
complexion, but he is always true
blue to his master.
FORUM
I .a (irande, Ore., Feh. 12.
To the Kditor of the Observer:
I enr Sir: In a recent number of
Statisticians sav there warts- three
f million accidents last year, but this
does not include - the two cases
where the telephone bperator pot
the right number at the first a;-
Mempt. '
CONSIDERING HEALTH
"You insist on shaking hands with
as many of your constituents as pos
sible?" "Yes,' answered Senator Sorghum.
"Campaign in j?--. interiuPts my golf
and I need the physical exercise."
.Mother "DonU ask so many ques
tions, Katie. Don't you know that
'ColumniUs'' and Good Taste
your paper 1 noticed a very inter- crio'.ity once killed a cat?'
Lovely New Coats
Sports Models Plaid or Plain
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$12.50 to $50.00
Our new assort inr-nta of Kprini? oats nr. moat alt along the Sport Typ.-:
; Light Tana. CamH Hair; Huff, J leer and light shades, plain and with In
vlsihle pltds'.i v'lhey'rf'f surt tq 1).J popular and them are plenty to select
from now. j.j i . ' .
0But J)'f cicrf Ouo-e-uro many coats that are not of th- Sport Type Navy,
I'pQnf'. ai.'l (Irowfl oftbe darker uiiadrs.
I y t i ! ! ?J i, i J i; - i
Invnf 3j'hnlitMv now to see these new arrivals. "'
i'riced $12.50 to .$50.00. f ' ".
The Famous Hart Schaffner &.Marx Coats for Ladies
Sold Exclusively Here
Hilled in the terrible crash. She re
plied, "Shur twinty-six Oitalians
and wan Irishman,'' whereupon the
other lady, with a lonK sigh, came
back with "Oh, the pore feller."
Another Good Excuse Gone Wrong
Prohibition has resulted in at least
one-thing the obliteration of he who
would have conquered the world, had
he not been-a -drunkard. . i
f I ADVICE TO HUBBIES
yhi must not throw upon the floor
The wife you cannot stand. ,
For many a single man might love
. Th wife to beat the band.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Aids
NtMur. ;' r ; ;
Medicines thatalH: niiture re. al
ways most tffeefdiaM . J-'hambeudaiii,
Cough Remedy actsca this. plan. It
allays therdougli rfieven i the! lungs,
anls cxpeetoratidn, op,eir j thet secre
tions aiid faids n a tuft irj toring
the system to "a hen!fh; condition.
Thousands have testified to its good
qualities, f Try it when :yourhae a
cough or cold. Adv. . i
I'harh'S King. Instruetor in nuiniial J
training ;inl roach ol the boys' has- l
kethull tram at Sheridan, has rt'Slgnedl
to resume Ills studies at the I'nlver-j
slty of Oregon. !
Orthopedic Foot Wear
IjSCIEXTIFICALLY MADE TO CORRECT AND
,, ,,, PREVENT FOOT TROUBLES
' We Give National Certificates - '
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The Bobtery Inc.
A PARADISE FOR TIRED FEET
20G Depot Street Phone Main 118
GROVER SMITH, Mgr.
Katie- "What did the cat want to
; know, mother?"
estlng article. Something about C'nn-
ada receiving stations, two or more.
jicn inues apart in mill com region.
' Labrador, or the investigation of, (-, often to the house of thy !
American ili ohitecl uro Mvni'rliniv In li.-wlinrr nwhi ill i" !'"'"y,"" " "',!,S,!S ' fiiend; lor weeds soon choke up the !
' L '' JUOIO,ln8 10 tl e.Rling alCll - through our earth and a.oun.l our unuse,i puth.-."andinavian Proverb.:!
itL-t, is, fuuining iroin a disease wnieh may Ue called Col- !r"V.- ... li
unuut.s " ,R,mP and rows of columns; particularly in Lun ,n ? VSZ K ,mr,K ' , Z very .p
Uash nghc says, are camouflage for hideous build- n',' i'""? "ml hMl- ,, , , . ! " . wiSS. i
ingS. CoiyjUftpStnSC, he adds, is the Secret of SUCCeSS in solve The" myste.ie's 7 'll -ably attired girls alon,
all the art:- .! ,:. 1 of . side street they
Litinjtaiify Lis , characterised by simplicity, and '"J-"-.- wi.e-1 ' ,heT sZa,uSnned
good i.st-nlwaw avoids the ornate and extravagant. The IS f i,lk r .V ,lhKui I To the obvious embarrassment i
ni,ot kit e,-. 1 .1 I .!! .11 . i ... . .. 1,1 1HlK 01 ..." '".,r 'Cll.l) . , ll.. ..senrt. ore of tho bow
.. .uiitvu c aie tiiu.se so siuiui iy (lesigneu tnat;" ' end the key ;sni,: .:Aj.t -milch' hn iB the' SB!,i,:
to the discovery of these es.-en;ials
lop oi the world. When the
they fit in natural snrroundinirs as tluuiD'h'tlie whole were!'',' .,h.r
iiuiuL- in une inece. mere is ntuc that is ornate or ex-;A!"" aiis havt. been tam.ii
1 iimtiiff.Mil ii e..il,,... il::tng man lor nin, iwt
uaiugimu ui ikiiuie, I .,ii,,,n... .. . .i i V. . growing better ram beti
cv ! . ,. , glimpses of wireless light around1!,... 7,.i ,h.,t i)r r.
bunphcity as a symbol of good taste, however, is not hfc i-"'"-M that gi eat center
mmimuili'vnrl !. ( lw, ....... I.:. i: .11 . ... jf the power of attraction. ,
...w..v.,yw..,... ,,.-,. u ,s ;i Miiii-iiine 10 lireSS. Ulan- Wnele.-s iirht should nr,i 1, .
anu
wich is there. Hill?"
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Another thing we can imagine is J
growing better rand better day by .
oue s bank :
iicji'u .inn i'iiifrtiwi' I i ............. ...I.. .1 i . 4ifiee..ii uu .1 f .i. ..
...... ...,,.(,.. i lit- l Aii.u.i.nailliy tiressiHI l)erS0U : V:'Vi, ... '"'V UI"'V' l the fnlluwim; coiv.e.n
usually attracts attention but makes a bad impression. Hons of ui.Z, Vw c"' : 1V, -,IH
Compare the officious politeness of a moving picture 'ZJ" "" '""k"" i"nec "the'r Tf
Spaniard with the unassuming ,-nl,i,. ,,f n -Jii.i,i: 7', Ji?. .
friend. Orators and lmets iiii!oi-st;inil tlvit Miimr .n-n!'.'1 ipiying wirei.-s power win niv
said best brief ly in words all understand. Good taste Is in U' ,nck f knMc
a Valuable possession. I This w.uld of ours is more than a
pump of dead matter. Inherent, in
By the time the average person has reached the age of !5hn.ughrth vTr!Zl
discretion a lot of things fail to provide interest. LIES' nl"Tm,nuv Uv"'V1' hun-!
. w ""ly need to know how to con- !
The public ties to the merchants who advertise to the S K, CZ Xt
1IUIM1C. Rwer is convertible into !
" i heat it follows that Coal U.irons will 1
rp , i soon be n thing of the past
Jo most jiersons a fanatical reformer is one who wants! Wh'" " . m. long,.,- ,-e-to
abolish what thev like to do T'? ", n"ry, "f L'''" ''-,
' 1 "' idieds of rounds of niachiaerv
. I
IMten heard
ion on the !
h women i
lilrosd accident. : J
any were
:t!itituutirtttttnJ!tJttnanmum
Modern Dances
Every Wednesday and
Saturday ight
at
REX HALL
Good Music, Good Floor
Good Time
I). S. STEWARD,
Manager
nimtirarmriait.njutmtmmritttmitm.
Brighten Up
That Old Furniture and
Woodwork
-.. with
: CHI-XAMEL
' ' STAINS
and
VARMSHES
at
the
Ore. Hdw. &
Imp. Co.
i jjtn:KaawnKt$m:tattttuKMis:;mitsim(trtnt
j j Phone Main 71 1 , si
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j o Union Employment Office 1
; UNION" POOL HALL I
J j Reliable help furnished on short notice -"':"
!! J. H. KILBY, Prop. La Grande, Ore. i
OBSERVER ADVERTISING will bring results
Edison says there are loads of $1(1,(100 jobs, and thev Bttaa"nttnamwnaaum:!,auia!tita:smjaaattamr
1 - .--i.iiiii m .Tiu.uoo men.
There arc saitl to I c !0U master artists in the United
States, not including eirls who paint.
What makes J. Barleycorn so long-lived is that he
never has to worry about navinrr an income tax.
In Ireland "at i cace'' is always an epitaph.
, Fraiiw lias changed Gcrmr.iiy's collapse into a relapse, i ,Twti
See Star Bright
A Three-Act Comedy Drama
Given )v M. 1. A.
Thursday Feb. 15th
L. 1). S. AUDITORIUM
Admission :r,c and 15c
Tickets on S;d at Nn Iin Book Store
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VALENTINE
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PROFIT
If you work for a salary your time is your
working capital. Your, profit is represented by
what you save. If your operating expense is as
much as you earn, you have suffered a loss by
reason of having impared your working capital
to the extent of the time lost
Ye invite you to avail youi-self of the facil
ities of our saving and commercial departments
and offer you efficient and reliable service.
La Grande National Bank -
SOUND RELIABLE PROGRESSIVE
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