PAGE FOUR
THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
Monday, January 22, 1923.
Ln Grande Evening Observer! . "F;-leEtorB2I?.i
Iltllh.d .i:iU' t.wl
pr;!nU), Ortfon, Uv l.a ilr.n.iji-In,;-
(ilivrvor I'olilisliltu; Company,
UK IK Id DUNN IS, Kuitor.
Er.terud at tlin Puidof rioe n( J,ii. Clrtiii'b
Orriron. rh f-rtjnd CHi'm Mntl Mn'.t'-t
Address h11 "couimuiiinitloiiH to THK
lT??MVt-'.lt. MIC Ail ti his Ave,, l.u
(ji nude, Uicyon, - ,
I My Mull. j
Dally, HTyrar, in udv(tnr:a ..." '.dQ
l;titvMi: iiioiitli;) In lulvaiiiHi i-.
lnil'.', H.r.-i. iiimpU..-, lii ..vu:i-
V. . .-Uly in.s.TV.T-.i-.r, by I'lull.
l-.T i-:ir. in a.i v.l.sfr . . Jlf-
da s In oili'-r -l'M .'U"H Hjl-
N.rwu i-ilitnd. Porliano; Imp'Tial N.
(:;. r.'l, r.fll;.i,.i; Mulllioiimli Ntn;
lit i lid, lVii tliin'J.
til ns( IlIITION IIATKN.
liy Currier.
uiiuy, per mouth
P'iSl per thrt
per inrt-tt moiiuirt Z'Z.'Z
DHily,M!r six mo., in iidvunco .U
Mi;niii:n or Assort. imihss.
Thj Ako:io( lY'-m is i.trlii-iv.!;-I
r i K l 'I to i, lit!' j 'Hill- nl ion t,f
(,.Mvt lf it-n s i --Jil - d h 1 1 or no'.
Mht-rv i.'-- 'M.iit -d in p. iji' r, uimi
lso IIm- im:i in; us pn III i In -I 1 1 . T t ti.
rlr.liln f ro-iiiihii ntlnn of p-'Ih)
ai.fpaictn'fi licr.djt ulna uro ruM-rvud.
Cl'i'V AMU Ml M Y Ol KICIAh
I'AI'Klt.
lIUMII.!TY:r-Tho nacrifices of God
are a broken spirit: a broken unci
contiitu heart, O tig!, lliou wilt not
ikiiPise. l'iiiilm til ill- !
The "Expert's" Surey
What has the unoffending citizenry of New Hamp
shire done to the Russell Sage foundation that three "ex
perts" are to he sent througn that state, conducting a sur
vey of the mental status or New Hampshire citizens?
It is in fact highly desirable that all lines of scientific
inquiry should be fostered and encouraged, and the state
.which has provided for every war this nation yet has en
tered does not need to be afraid of what the result of the
mental tests will be. . .
There is such a thing as too great a zeal for statistics.
The United States govermuent sends its men and women
' around to everybody's house once every 10 years, and
finds out all the facts relevant to the occupants. Some
functions can best be uerformed bv private enterprise, and
some best by constituted authority. Census-taking is the
proper employment of a government, not a private society
of whatever iaudable aims.
Having determined that everybody in New Hamp
shire was a mental baby, or that half were geniuses and
the other half dumb-bells, the deductions which the "ex
perts" might draw would probably be highly entertaining,
but by the very nature of things woo-fully inaccurate and
inadequate.
If an expert ever comes to our house to find out our
mental status, we won't kick him downstairs. We'll invite
him into the parlor, and then call up an expert of our own,
to inquire into the mental status of expert No. 1. And the
chances are it won't be any higher than the average intel
ligence of New Hampshire folks or folks here at home.
The Eternal Feminine
I?.
PA"
TIio slirht of blind Alfred Lcmnnowicx of Lyndhurst, X. X, ia expected
to bo restored by grafting fnto his siplit!c-3 f:cc:ot the oye of the pJsi
Uiuwn above. lr. Edward Morgan of Patcrscn, X. J.( who has already;
ucccssfully performed a similar operation, will transplant the eye, j
THE OFFICE CAT
'i i.i: (.oat
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J.'otla'i- I'.ofii li ilaiiccM,
S' diti'.H Hi:-UT .Ann;
l.i.w! licw they (an fox trot,
-." !h unutli'T iiilm.
1 :uUly buys the tii'lu t:i.
.rt.s til.- I.i . i Ju- ran:
I , '-r hotly fs:( lit on i' lnu'.-e
lict tMi,' oii oiaii.
Editorials From
Over the Nation
li i
iiir iiu:
'.In- 1 It!,
thi'i.-r.-. t'w.i
ll:e little I::
of I.;u.
1 1 in r::sv In liu lit'ft i t d in an
('.nod vKi:H and had i-nus look
allies. A had one looks us good as
a. i;ood Olio.
How Trur!
"TIk? Woman j'uyf," wo tiro nl
wnvH (rdd. .ludfvinn from this mini
CIIUiUH GAINS
Philadelphia Pu'tiic I.cdf'or: llcth-
.list ard rijiiiop .1 riiv.rchcs join
ho.so of othiT .!i'ii;')i!i'!rjion3 in rii-
Portinj? iYPC iri'iiiiiis of their (
.ito;s ilurin;: the ;,"ir pnst, and like-
:yp .in iiu'iea--' i;i tny contvihiition;
: ! t .sustain t i . c : r w oik and w or
ship.
.-tOT'c:;
of
These pairs arc rLponed in the
face of a nnU'.'rmg criticism such
ns the chuich has nevsr facrd be
fore. Yountr men art more hesitant
t ban ever about entering' the min
istry. The i-hurch is arraigned for
permitting war -as thoxiph the
ihureh wore not rn:inoK?tl of 'human
lifi;..i ai'(-oi:tits - in lee tll'.ninfrs just like th' people who never
ttuiili it i; tio; ini.n !jear sermon: u.-i- a.tend services.
I hi
: uw .
Another example of the eternal f eminin.. has been dis
covered in the tomb of that king and queen of Egypt
whose unearthing after o,000 years is "said to reveal a civ
ilization of such splendor as to make our own civilization
look tawdry. For the queen had buried with her an ar
ray of cold" creams, face powders and rouge thai would
make the heart of the flapper today turn giecn with envy.
In these days when Egyptian designs are all the rage i '
among women and even their sweaters are copied f rom ,!K'"U
the Garments of the women of ancient Egypt, the ward
robe jewels and pomades found in the tomb of Tutankha
men's queen, although so many centuries old, are real
news and will doubtless be copied as the latest styles.
We hear much about the extravagance of the woman
of today, but history forces us to conclude the docs notj,; j
think any more about dress than the women of old, if as!
much. A writer says the mouorn woman would have gasp
ed with wonder could she have seen the clothes worn by
Beatrice d' Este and her friends at the court of Milan in
the days when Queen Isabella was selling her jewels, to
provide Columbus with means to discover America. Wo-ihU
men are just like that now, they all like finery, but maiyyl '
are willing to sacrifice it for a good cause. ! ..
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Salj o" Clothing,
al.iUo suite, but
ji v goou iVi.en s biuts
ja-iraiy Clearance
;-o:k1 serviceable suit
style who needs a
l-vJ' this sa'e should
l
Every suit u all-wool quality.
IlcnV, and Young Men's Styles.
pi...
i.i t.
;-;)o. even,;
.vcre formerly
. Ail must be
.ac:i:iiccu now m orcier
to clear our stocks for
sp; ir.:;
If ;
ni :t ;
at all.
tv. ) - j '!
u v ill com' in ar.tt see them you'll know y,
v'c c.Ue,- jipU i;.ev:'fc feel obligated
",'o V.rutw' they would bo good values at
ALL JIEN'S C v"EI
:it CENT. OFF
J
T'nr (hmvh. !i' thf rroverv,i;7it
!!-, : -. V':v did you take is r.n bc'.Ur an i v.n wor:;e th;.n the
down'thi.t "I'o It Now" .siKii lians-l"0''- v !l nu:- ui" ;.te in its aetiv-
inir ovr vri.ir llu f;'r ;r!v soi',1 ,l;'
lie i-.n to.-k.d at it wh-ii ; . . r, ' to !n:ni- it on S rJ v-Vo v-:. -i ' n
a t i .all ayaln Lunor- an msunmon i:;.'.n io a.tmu on- pzr : . ; .. ,
filai
NOT SO IMMOHAL AS KTL'I'II ' w
New York Sun.: ii is of no jnvut : i:
imporLfUice to anyh-idy 1 1 ' .: t i'V.lU ! ::i
Arjuckle Should rc-;ur;i to ti2 sere-:n!'t'
v;.-J. tl;e approval ( l' Will liays. if: v
; '. i-L-c were an o-; wh. ir.'.in popu- i::
demand tor ....'..:c in cuui." '
i''.urn v.iihout anylMuiy'.-; cc.mont; if oi
tV.T j;uVi? dotr.'i v;:'it him, !)';
rt mount of ofl'ieinl h'r .;t:ri'r v;iil malis :
rh h-
-hi
a t:
d.inr- 1'V l-.iLi'li v..K.r in li: n-
"--S'-at'.-d at $1 li.t'fiO, :te
o in ,o.'Liu'.Lion O'L'i'A'cd !iy
wlC'Ilt llll t'KSl
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tv. '.,r. v .. "-l'ivlif ! v'j'.ik' a more es-or.-.::il pv.-.b!cm rc-
OLir uv-':' fi?';t. 1 o'.'S't;;!'. pi,''3Il''1
n." sa'v. -W'.:: li iUo matter with
. .V.nv v. ill
;i liHA V.. il lu-.i;'. ;.,jVi
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I.
f" emale Gun Wielders
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r.; I'lii o-.n lives
I. ;:'ir;-i k;s itn :
it k.'i.nv.; h',ar.i
nv triumnli. Let
tl.-.t the. lurch
v t " t":e Te
l: ,!?. nt?' om-.
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v.h.-.t mm. ws
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ttable with mo.vu; i-.-iur.-.i is tiu-. ',:,,
I hoy in-e va!K.tr r.:M s;ir,)i-:. It i: . .
:i more yeriuu ch:i.'. c. n .'.i,: i;t K:-:;- ;..
-. A.'-.uciiio th:-.. : : .ivt an nn
., ui'i.-ito ill ipli'.;; l .:'ty. .1:0 is .
th: oid r.nd ordinary s.n"'l rio-..-.iiwit-.tr
a:l liorif-play. II hi were
!. Oh;-. 'ho Ch:!: ., -,.ni.l
,!:t';"cif :tt. lmi V.? is ::' :i f ;t ir-.n -v.'i
t'-iul to !o (: :: : :.; " ::'-: . .
.:.ccf:lcJ with euUi-n---.'! tf.a: vi'.-.
.: .) to bccll M r -;..!.':. ':
l'erhafj ho wov!.l su. 1 "s:'.':i, :f
tho ''"';:':!' : '' '
:, not rhcttccu much stnee his en- j.
'. ttJ ivty.TV.U'ill". 'lb ::.'.. :u' 1U ho- ,-
v ii, the y.mic Ui-kiri; S'S"'.?. ':
re :!u!!. i.: vl--;o-o: .: .. ".a-. n- ;i
: : .1 :'':. sith-'l': '. - ' ' 1
i '- ro f:f seentni-hiiir.i ur.;l Xtf tr.-r?.to . i
Eiain 7G8
A Car Ah.va.is Ready
For You
Eet moderns indulge in all the fun-making thev wish
at tne expense of the oUI-fashional v.iii v, ho was afraid of j ,
everything in general and lircanus in particular but, m
from the safety view point, she had her merits. Time was : ;
when the mere sight of a revolver would set maidens;
a-screaming and a-shrieking. As for touching one that
was out of the question. Ill that fear has been inherited
by the girls of today, the record of homicides by gun-women
indicates that it has been onoueivti.
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i:w i,un-v. niii, tn i. l i .o.ay ;.ti,HVjj a.l ai.'auoil in u:0
use of firearm.-, that tends to make her truly more da'i-j
gerous than the male .of the species. Not onlv are the wo- j
men shooting freely, but straight. Apparently the fair:;''','.',.''
gunners hold that equably in the exert i.'e of m.hts carries'1"" :
with it equality in the j erparatiou of wivn'gs of the 'HI"
homicitle variel v. ' ,m',..
'- iissian Soviet government i,-. raid to be :4ron:vr
than ever. Tiie same ca". l-er.ai.l ei' any n ee of cheese!
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j sjmh t, hut ime of lh' to
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Many of the girls stir hide their ears, doubtless on
'the theory that they are entitled to some privacy.
It may he possible lor a nuai to the of ov erwork, but
few take any chance nn it. i
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I. n fa:ii' ili-.'i-Mt iiinm ;l. l.iit K-l
oC llH'..o miiii1Humi. lull n::.t u l
:s tho wllilrst nnl.i: il In nil tl.f
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l'l'etly soot, i,ii. the n ,,,
man a son of a ini.-.-u iao.
o . ai t :. lii l.e eal
Eerliai's v, i'.-.Cs
to some IrishiiK ii.
(ii
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f-j.- :,
?.100
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$1.25
$1.00
..." 75c
roc
35c
A St. ,
tore
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Date
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For rlcn, Women and Childrea
At 1 opah i' Prices
tnc
tJ - w i-. O
l:ib ill1
1 nrirt
t il Thrift i : the sure road to in-cuceetc-.
"the man cf iautistry
v..sc.: 'li liKLo ; .-.I he iiiuis his
to hchch.'m Iwenuse lie demon-
na'.ien and ability to help him-
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r c;.rri-s cadi dav lv
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a;atas. .Vaay aae tak-
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a'av.! per cent, in
'.Mi.M'iE" roi: tiiuip rr
(Iroundhog day is
I'ortance.
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